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Agc not guaranteed---Some I have told for 20 years---Some Less
Just In Time' Too
At the race track one day, a bettor went to the paddock to look over the entries for the next race, when he saw something that caught his attention. A priest went up to one of the horses and seemed to be whispering in its ear. It looked like a hunch to his horse-player, so he went and bet two hundred dollars on that horse.
The horse not only ran last in the race, but broke down in the stretch. The horse-player looked up the priest, and said to him:
Bob Kahn, Forsyth Hardwood Company, San Francisco, and Mrs. Kahn, are presently looking forward with anticipation to a three month European tour. They will leave around the middle of March, by boat, from Nern, York bound for the Mediterranean. A two r,r'eek tour of Egypt l'ill be first on the itinerary 'ivith a one week stay in Greece following. From Greece, they plan to slou'ly travel through Italy, Su'itzerland, Germany, Denmark, Scotland and England. Around the middle of June, they rvill return to San Francisco directly from England by plane.
"I saw you talking to that horse, and I took it for granted you were giving him your blessing, so I bet two hundred bucks on him."
The priest said: "No, I wasn't giving him my blessing. I was giving him the LAST RITES'"
Max Barnette, sales manager for Hollow Tree Redwood Company, Long Beach, recently returned from a trip to the company sawmills at Ukiah, California. The trip was made from Long Beach to Ukiali via the company owned plane.
Dean Jones, sales representative for the Eureka Redwood Company, Long Beach, was a recent visitor to the home office at Eureka to discuss shipments for early spring delivery.
