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No Tire Trouble

Bishop "Mike" Quinn, an Episcopal prelate friend of His father said: "What do you mean, son?,, mine who always has a good story "on his hip," slipped Willie said: "They taught us the Twenty-third psalm me this very timely one. this morning, an6 it,s all in that."

Little Willie, eight years old, came home from Sunday The father said: "But Willie, what.has the Twenty-third School and said to his father: Psalm got to do with a shortage of cars and tires?"

"Pop, there's nothing to worryr about in this car and tire shortage business. Everything's going to be all right. I learned all about it at Sunday School this morning."

Hold District Meeting

A district meeting of members of the Western Pine Association from the three California areas, Northern California, Feather River and Valley districts, was held at the Palace Hotel, San Francisco, January 17. Secretary-manager S. V. Fullaway, Jr. of Portland attended the meeting.

"Plenty" said Willie. "Doesn't it say'The Lord is my Chauffer, I shall not walk?"'

Back From Texas

W. R. Chamberlin, W. R. Chamberlin & Co., San Francisco, recently returned from Corpus Christi, Texas, where he visited his son, Dick, Jr., who graduated from the aviation school there about six weeks ago and is now an Ensign in the Naval Air Corps.

Censored

(Written and published in 1918 by Eddie Guest.)

When Mrs. Malone got a letter from Pat, She started to read it aloud in her fat.

"Dear Mary" it started "I can't tell ye much I'm somewhere in France and we're fighting the Dutch, I'rn choking with news that I'd like to relate, But it's little a soldier's permitted to state. Do ye mind Red McPhee? Well, he fell in a ditch, And busted an arm-but I can't tell ye which.

"An' Patrick O'Hara was caught in a fame, An' rescued by-faith, I can't tell ye his name. Last night I woke up wid a terrible pain; I thought for a while it would drive me insane. Oh, the sufferin' I had was most painful to bear, I'm sorry, my dear, but I can't tell ye where. The doctor he gave me a pill, but I find. ft's against all the rules to disclose here the kind.

"I've been to the dentist an'had a tooth out, I'm sorry to leave ye so shrouded in doubt, But the best I can say is that one tooth is gone, The censor won't let me inform ye which one. f met a young doctor who knows ye right well, An' ye know him, too, but his name I can't tell; He's Irish, redheaded, and there with the blarney, His folks once knew your folks way back in Killarney."

"By gorry" said Mrs. Malone, in her flat, "ft's hard to make sense out of writin' like that; But I'll give him as good as he sends, that I will," So she went right to work with her ink well and quill.

High School Graduates Wanted for Forestry Training

San Francisco, Jan. 22._lJigh school graduates are wanted by the IJ. S. Forest Service for vocational forestry training and for defense jobs in the woods according to an announcement by U. S. Regional Forester S. B. Show.

The Mt. Shasta Vocational Forestry School at the NYA Resident Center will open a training course in February for qualified high school graduates with an interest in forestry and lumbering. The summer term will be spent by qualified students as forest guards in actual work of fire protection in the State.

Applicants must be between the ages ol 17 and 24, unmarried and in good physical condition. Transportation to the school and return will be paid by the NYA, text books are free and there is no tuition charge. While attending regular sessions students will be paid $30 a month for 60 hours' work, from which $22 is deducted for board. Additional time is available for related school courses. Interested high school graduates and students graduating this month should address communications to Forestry Resident Project, care U. S. Forest Service, Mt. Shasta City, California. The spring semester will begin January 26 and enrollments will close February 15.

The Vocational Forestry School was established at Mt. Shasta City so that youths may earn their living expenses while studying forestry and related vocations while attending school under the supervision of NYA and Forest Service officers. It gives practical work experience to forestry students, and also affords them opportunity to orient themselves. The program offers excellent terminal training leading to job placement in lumbering and in the Federal, State, and county forestry organizations.

PaulSmithHeads Tacoma Lumbermen's Club

but that's somethin' they won't let me tell."

And she wrote t'f suptrrose ye're dead eager fer news, Ye know when ye left we were buyin' the shoes; Well, the baby has come, an' we're both doin' well, l1's a -

Paul Smith, sales manager of the Wheeler Osgood Sales Corporation, has been elected president of the Tacoma Lumbermen's Club. With the beginning of the New Year, the regular Friday noon luncheons will be held at the Tacoma Club on the sixteenth floor of the Washington Building. All visiting lumbermen are invited to attend the meetings.