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This otory came from England. George Dixon, columnirt, says that the Honorable Charlel Campbell, Secretary of the British Embassy, told it to him, which is an honor marlr for the Britieh.

A man drove up in front of a saloon with a horse and buggy, tied thc horse out in front and went in. He bought a quart of excellent whiskey from the bartender, tfien borrowed a big bucket. When hc emptied the whiekey into the bucket and started out the door with it, the wide-eyed bartender went to the window to sce what was going on.

Hoo-Hoo Pilgrimage to Gurdon

The shrine of Hoo-Hoo at Gurdon, Arkansas, u'hich marks the birthplace of Hoo-Hoo rvas visited on December 9 by members of the Order. The highlight u'as the rededication of the Hoo-Hoo monument which was originally set and dedicated April 13, 1927.

The pilgrimage was headed by the Snark of the lJniverse, Lynn Boyd of f'ampa, Texas. Other mernbers of the

To his huge surprise the fellow set the bucket of liquor down in front of the horse, and the animal drank it with much gusto. Then hc brought the bucket back in and handed it to the bartender, thanking him for the loan.

Thc bartcnder said to him: "A man that Hnd to his horse is the kind of a man I likc. I want to buy you a drink, friend. Have one on the house."

"Thanks," eaid the strange customer, "but I must refuse. f can't drink. You see-I HAVE TO DRM."

Supreme Nine attending were: Harry B. Weiss, Memphis, Tenn., Senior Hoo-Hoo; John B. Iigan, St. Paul, Minn., Scrivenoter; .John I{. Dolcater, Tampa, F-lorida, Bojum; and Secretary Ren Springer of Milwaukee, Wis. Hoo-Hoo members from many states attended.

The members of the Little Rock Hoo-Hoo Club ioined with the Gurdon I-Ioo-Hoo Club members in planntng the event and cooperated as hosts to tl-re visiting Hoo-Hoo.

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