LUMBER co.

I'm rco%o PURE!

The boord is not on ils woy to lhe Peorly Gctes -buf well it might be! lt's Simpson Insuloting Boord-the only boord mode of lOO% pure Douglos Fir.

It's lhe omozingly long tough fibers of the Dciuglos Fir thqt moke the Simpson Insuloting Boord on ouistqnding product.

The some core in choice of moteriols ond construclion goes inlo Simpson decorqlive tile boqrd.

So, of course, we corry it "fhe Besl in Plywood." . olong with Incidentolly . our soles policy is 100% wholesole loo.

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714 W. Olyrrrpic Blvd.

tOS ANGEI.ES 15, CAHF.

Telephone PBospect ll08 NEPRESENTING

Arcqlq lumber Services, Arcqtq, Colif.

Arcqlq Lumber Services, Crescent City, Colif.

Bridgeville Lumber Co., Bridgeville, Colif.

Afex H. Christie lumber Co., Arcolo, Cclif.

Crca lumber Co., Smilh River, Colif. (Douglos Fir)

Cunninghom & Quigley, Fortunc, Colif.

Wm. Dunn, Fortuno, Colif.

Emmercon E Berg lumber Co., Arcoto, Colif.

Evqns lumbcr Co., Rockport, Cqlif.

F & M Lumber Co., Crescent City, Cclif.

Gilson lumber Co., Klomoth, Cqlif.

Hornden Bros. Lumber Co., Arcqtq, Cqlif.

John lll. Hill lumber, Eureko, Colif.

W. C. Pelerson, Arcqfq, Colif.

Phelps Bros. Lumber Co., Arcolo, Cqlif.

Elmer Skoog, ilcCqnn, Cqlif.

G. [. Speier Co., Arcclo, Colif. (Two l$ills]

South Boy lumber Co., Fields londing, Colif.

We cqn furnish borh Redwood ond Douglos Fii, surfcrced ond rough, for prompt roil shipment from these mills.

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Age not guaranteed---Some I have told for 20 years---Some Lesr

The Two Headed Pitcher

(I have had more fun with the following than with any story I have printed in a long time-JCD.)

The two headed baseball pitcher came up from a small town ball club. He was a great, big fellow, with two well developed heads. And he was a phenom with a baseball. Los Angeles reached out and grabbed him, and brought him to the big city to pitch for the L.A. league team.

When the two headed pitcher arrived in Los Angeles, there was a big crowd at the station to meet him. When he got off the train he was wearing a full dress suit, and two silk hats. At sight of him the crowd went into an uproar. This seemed to pazzle the two headed pitcher. 'What the hell's the matter with these people," he.wanted to know; "haven't they ever seen a dress suit before?" **t

His mother came with him. They knew right away it was his mother because she carried a book in her hand entitled-"My Son, My Son."

He didn't get along so well with the bigger league. None of the catchers liked to work with him. They said he kept them confused. They couldn't tell whether he was watching the runner o,n first, the runner on second, was signalling his next pitch, or was firting with a blonde in the grandstand. ***

One evening the two headed pitcher went into the Brown Derby to eat dinner with several friends. They got to bragging about the important people they knew, so not to be outdone the two headed pitcher said he knew Clark Gable; in fact they were buddies. Just then Clark Gable came in and passed right by their table. Going through with his blufr the two headed pitcher smiled and said "Hi, Clark." Gable stared at him, then passed without speaking. One of his pals said to the two headed pitcher "IIow come your buddy didn't speak to you?" And the two headed pitcher said "I{e must not have recognized me."