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Two Drunks of the Bridge

There had been torrential rains for days, and most of the local bridges had been washed away. Two drunks driving along the road in a car came to the banks of a stream. Seeing no bridge, one of them walked forward to investigate. Returning, he told his friend that the bridge had been destroyed.

"What destroyed it?" asked his drunk friend.

"The water," he replied.

"fleavens !" said the other. "Think what that stuff would do to your'stomach t"