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Cohen's System

Cohen was a horse player. Like all such, he contributed pretty steadily to the pockets of the bookies. But one day his luck changed. He became phenomenally successful. Day after day he picked winners, and reaped a golden harvest. His friends sought in vain to learn how he did it, in order that they might get in on it. But Cohen refused to give. He just kept winning.

One day Levy said to him: "Cohen, you must get wonderful information on the races."

"I don't get no information from nobody," said Coher,

Lumber Mcrnulcrcturing Co. Instcrlls New Equipment

Lrrmber Manufacturing Co. of 225 Napoleon Street, Sarr Francisco, has a new sticker in operation at its custom milling plant, and has received shipping data on a new Yates-American all-electric matcher. This machine is expected to be in operation by February 1.

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"Then where do you get all these winners?"

"For those," said Cohen, "I use a toothpick."

"A toothpick?" said Levy.

"Yah," said Cohen. "I spread the entries out, then I close my eyes, then I jab the eatries with a toothpick, and where I punch, I bet."

Levy was incredulous. "Then where," he wanted to know, "do you get those winning parlays?"

"For those," said Cohen, "I use a fork."

Hoo-Hoo Club No. 39 Holds Next Meeting Jcrnucrry 26

The next dinner meeting of Hoo-Hoo Club No. 39 rvill be held at the Claremont Hotel, Berkeley, on Monday evening, January 26.

Al Kelley, Alameda rvholesale lumberman, rvill be program chairman.