GALENDAR

March

Oakland IIoo-Hoo Club 39-March, San Francisco bay cruise, dinner in Tiburon, Red-White Steamship, pier 431y'2.

IIoo-IIoo-Ette Club l-March 9, meeting, Raffles Restaurant, Downey, Calif.

Ilome Builders Assn. of Central Arizona-March 11, meeting, Del Webb's TowneHouse, Phoenix, Ariz.

Redwood Region Logging Conference-March 12-14, Eureka, Calif.

Sacramento Hoo-Ifoo Club 109-March 17, meeting, Gondolier, Sacramento, Calif.

Hoo-Hoo-Ette Club 8-March 19, meeting, Southern Restaurant, Redwood City, Calif.

Dubs, Ltd.-March 20, Menlo Golf Club, Menlo Park, Calif.

Aprit

Oakland Hoo-Hoo Club 39-April, father and son baseball game, place to be announced.

Woodwork Institute of California-April 9-11, 19th annual convention, Erawan Garden Hotel, PaLm Desert, Calif.

Montana Building Material Dealers Association, Inc.-April 9-11' annual convention, Mammoth Motor Inn, Mammoth Hot Springs, Yellowstone National Park, Wyo,

Sacramento Hoo-Hoo Club 109-April 10, golf tourrrey, Sierra View Country Club.

Northwest Hardwood Assn.-April 16-17, meeting, Bayshore Inn, Vancouver, B. C.

West Coast Lumber Inspection BureauApril 16-17, general membership meeting, Bowman's Mt. Hood Golf Resort, Wemme. Ore.

Dubs, Ltd.-April 17, meeting, Meadow Club, Fairfax, Calif.

Lumber Merchants Association of Northern California-April 25 28, annual convention, Del Monte Hyatt House, Monterey.

MAY

Oakland Hoo-Ifoo 39-May, 39th annual reveille, place and date to be announced.

Lumber Assn. of Southern California-May 1, meeting, Ojai Valley fnn and Country Club, Ojai, Calif.

Humboldt Hoo-Hoo-May 1, celebrities night and crab feed, Elks CIub, Eureka, Calif.

IIoo-Hoo International-.May 1-2, board of directors meeting, Eureka, Calif.

Rogue Valley Hoo-IIoo 94-May 2, Grants Pass GoIf Tourrrey.

Arizona Retail Lumber & Builders Supply Assn.-May 7-9, annual convention, Pioneer International Hotel, Tucson, Ariz.

Rogue Yalley Hoo-IIoo 94-May 8, Mt. House meeting.

Sacramento Hoo-Hoo Club 109-ll.ay 19, sports nite, Gondolier, Sacramento, Calif.

Dubs, Ltd.-Mzy 22, golf at Alameda Golf Club; dinner at Leamington Hotel, Oakland, Calif.

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"Where's your dog?"

"Where's whose dog?" asked the umpire.

"I haven't any dog," replied the umpire disgustedly.

"The Hell you haven't," said the fan. o'Then you're the first blind man ['ve ever seen that hadn't a dog."

Lady of the house: "irn, uln', Jr" *o a job? Don't you know a rolling stone gathers no moss?"

Tramp: "Madam, not to evade your question but merely to obtain information, may I ask of what practical utility is moss to a man in my condition?"

An editor received "-ruu" ;""*;"* " tu, which she wanted pubhshed. It was entitled: "I wonder if you miss me?" After reading it over the editor returned it to the author with this note:

"Dear Madam: If he does" he should never be trusted with firearms again.t'

BY JACK DIONNE FOUNDER OF THE A,IERCHANT '{AGAZINE

r882-1966

An advertising magazine says that a certain advertising agen' cy is contemplaiing a campaign of burlesque advertising for a certain brand of cigarettes. Great Scott, Man ! Do you mean to tell me that all cigarette advertising isnt burlesque?

Traffic cop (stopping a fair girl for speeding): "Say where's the fire?"

Fair girl: "In your "t.j, tooogreat big gorgeous policeman."

Lincoln discouraged litigation and as counsel always advised a compromise. Lincoln was not a lawyer. He- was a man who un' dersiood law and then practiced largely in the courthouse of com' mon sense. *ITIC

The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.-Thomas Jefferson.

The police reporters never state things as facts until they are proven so. The society editor of a newspaper was ill and they asked the police reporter to do some of the work. And he wrote a social not" as follows: "Mr. and Mrs. John Doe announce the marriage of their alleged ;fauSh;er, M*arY Ann to Richard Roe."

Mother: o'Daughter, do you know where bad little girls go?"

Precious Youngster : "Anywhere, mother-anywhere."