G-P delivers all species of Western Lumber throu hout this area.

Yard stock, studs, and industrial items are all available by truck, rail, and cargo shipment.

Call: Los Angeles: Bob Heberle 213l733-6858

SanFrancisco: Porlland: Bob Macfie Wesiern Lumber Sales 415/87't-9678 503/222-5561

N OLD gentleman tumbled over a high fence just in time i to save himself from an angry bull that had rushed him in the pasture. 'oYou brute," he spluttered, shaking his fist, (oand I've been a vegetarian all my life,"

Uncle: "When was the liuy lo1r,l" "

Father': "Between the second payment on the TV and the tenth on the car." ***

'lFill her up," said the absent minded motorist at the drive-in thbatg"i as he pulled in with his best girl.

Tlib-fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to thg'p0int than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sobei one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous qualitp-Shaw.

The old soak says that there are only two kinds of drinks mentioned in the Book of Psalms. One is wine, that maketh glad the heart of man. The other is water with which wild asses quench thqir thirst. You take your choice.

A well known p."u"h".*uolunl"r"d*ro preach a Sunday morn' ing sermon to the inmates o{ a big insane asylum in his neigh'

BY JACK DIONNE

1882-1966

borhood. One of the listeners showed unusual interest throughout the discourse. The preacher noticed him particularly, noting that just at the end of the sermon he turned and talked ernestly to the asylum attendent who stood nearby.

When the opportunity arose the preacher asked the attendant what the man said. ooHe said," declared the attendant, " oThis is a hell of a world when I'm locked up and that guy is running loose.' " ***

"Mother, how long should a girl's skirts be. ooSweetie, let you chassis be your guide," party last night. under the table ooYes, but I hat'e a headache, so if you do you must be very quiet."

First drunk-"Suy, th"l *", *.o-" hoo-Hoo How did you find yourself this morning?"

Second drunk-"Easy enough, I just looked and there I was."

Mary-o'11 says here in the paper that the Marines have landed and have the situation well in hand. What does that mean?"

Gracie-"Gee, ain't you ever been out with a Marine?"

"Can *e'play at,keeping store in here, Mama?"

"All right, Mama. We'll pretend we don't advertise!"

Good Plonning Smooths Firm's Move lo New, Beller locotion

After planning their move with the precision of a military logistics operation, the recent Inland Lumber Co. move from Rial' to to their new 20-acre facility in Colton, Calif., went ofi as smoothly as such things can.

Gary Thomson, his father Fred C. Thom' son and 75 people of their various depart' ments moved equipment and 300 truck and trailer loads of lumber in one weekend.

On 'oD-Day" the weatherman was un' cooperative and unleashed one of the biggest storms to hit the area in recent years.

In spite of inclement conditions, the move went well due to a clever numbering system where every load was assigned a predetermined number and was placed in a correspondingly numbered area in one of four storage sheds. This system is being reworked so that each load of lumber will have a number and the same number will be kept in master records in the office. They show the type of lumber, how much, its shed location, tally and inventory.

A further improvement is a highly efficient "traffic pattern" which enables rigs