GALENDAR

JANUARY

Lumber Merchants Assn. of Northern California-January 12-14, fourth annual top management seminar, Asilomar (near Pacific Grove), Calif.

National Assn. of lYholesalers-January 13-17, 1969, annual meeting, Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Truck -Loggers Association-January 14-1?, annual convention, Bayshore Inn, Vancouver, 8.C., Canada.

Black Bart Hoo-Hoo Club No. 18l-January 15, 1969, annual sports night, The Encore, Cloverdale, Calif.

Dubs, Ltd.-January 1?, 1969, 'California invitational, location to be announced.

Oakland Hoo-IIoo Club 39-.Ianuary 21, dinner at Villa Peluso and basketball at Oakland Coliseum.

Ilumboldt IIoo-Hoo Club 6&-Jantary 22, railroad night, Ingomar Club,,Eureka, Calif.

Los Angeles Eoo-Hoo Club 2-Jantaty 24, meeting, California Country Club, Whittier, Calif.

School of Forestry, Skyline Logging Symposium-January 29-31' Oregon State University, Corvallis, Ore.

FEBRUARY

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American Society for Testing and Materials-February 2'7, winter meeting, ,Denver Hilton Hotel, Denver, Colorado.

Mountain Slates Lumber Dealers .dssn.-February 4-6, annual convention, Broadmoor Hotel, Colorado Springs, Colo.

Imported Ilardwood Products Assn.-February 6-8, annual meeting, Kona Kai Club, San Diego, Calif.

Pondeiosa Pine W'oodwork-February 9'11, 28th annual meeting, Fairmont Hotel, San Francisco.

Ilumboldt IIoo-[Ioo Club 63-February 15, Ladies night, Baywood Golf & Country Club, Eureka, Calif.

California Retail Hardware Agsn.-February 16-18, 20th annual 'Western States hardware, housewares, paint & garden supply show, Brooks Hall, San Francisco.

Western Building tYtateriat Assn.-February 20-22, 66th Annual Western E:iqrosition, Spokane Coliseum, Spokane, W"t' Loe Angeles Hoo-Hoo Club 2-February 21, Valentine's Day dinner dance. Pomona National Golf Club, Walnut, Calif' Oaktand Eoo-Hoo Club 39-February 21, Sweetheart's BalI' Castlewood in Pleasanton.

L"mij"i .q,s.".- of So"tt urn California-February 28, board of directors meeting, Del Coronado Hotel, Coronado, Calif'

MARCH

Lumber Assn. of Southern California-series of regional meetings beginning March 3. Contact Assn. for date, place' r#esteir Wo-od Proilucts Assn.-March 4-?, annual meeting' St' Francis Hotel, San Francisco.

Los Angeles IIoo-Hoo Ctub 2-March 21, meeting, Palos Verdes Country Club, Palos Verdes, Calif.

APRIL

Montana Building Material Dealers' Ass'n--April 10-13,-Building Products Exposition and dealer convention, Great Falls, Mont' fiapman 5-8805

West Coost Wholesole ond Mill Repr$enlolive . A[[ SPECIES o LUMBERPTYWOOD -AttIED WOOD PRODUCTS GtU-tAM BEAMS

Vio Direct SftipmenlRAttCARGOTRUCK.&-TRAIIER ffi] LUMBERJACK with a broken leg was taken to a hos' re\fl pital in the northern woods. After his leg was set the lf6iYtrSl nurse asked him how the accident happened. o'You see, it was ttti. way," he replied. ool was sky'hooking for the Weyerhaeuser gang, and I only had one ground mole. He sent up a big blue butt and she was heavy. I saw her yaw and hollered for him to throw a St. Croix into her. Instead of that the blnnk-blank idiot gave her a sag and gunned her, and she wopplejawed'round and cracked my pin."

"I don't seem to understand exactly," the nurse said. "Neither do I," replied the lumberjack. "The damn fool must have been crazy," * rF *

"Wht, hey there. Prune, how are you gettin' along?" 'ol'm jirst tollerable, Polly, thank you. I've had the scarlet fever and the pink eye and yellow jaundice. I've had a regular rainbow o{troubles."

Jackson and Johnson got into an argument over a matter that required mathematical calculation. They had come to difierent conclusions. ttl'm right," said Jackson, toYou're wrongr" said Johnson, ooyou can't figure." "Didn't I go to school, stupid?" roared Jackson. 'oYes, and you came out stupidr" replied Johnson,

BY JACK DIONNE

r882-1966 otDad, what's an advertisement?'?

"An advertisement is a picture of a pretty girl eating, wearing, holding or driving something that someone wants to sell."

A Japanese importing *. n"U an account against a lady to which she paid no attention despite their bills and urgent letters urging payment. So the head of the firm wrote her a letter and it went like this: "Dear Madam: If you do not at once send the monev which is owed here. we will immediatelv take such liber. ties as will cause you the utmost astonishment." **tF

And then there is the one about the Scotchman who put rosin on his children's fingers on the Fourth of July so that when they snapped their fingers it sounded like fire crackers.

First Drunk (standing before the Polar Bear cage at the zoo) : "Whoozat lady in there with the white fur coat?"

Second Drunk: "S'my wife. I petted her and she tried to bite me."***

A kiss is a labor saving device for taking the argument out of a woman's mouth and answering her questions without any mental strain.