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And the best costume you saw on someone else?

“I try to catch the Halloween parade in West Hollywood, which is like Halloween on crack. I once saw a guy dressed as Rachael Ray, and I used to work for her (on her talk show), so I thought that was pretty epic.”

“Saturday Night Live: The Assistant,” www.nbc.com/ saturday-night-live/video/theassistant-episode-1-the-interviews/1406154

Also part of the “Extra Bits” section of the “SNL” home page is a Web series called “The Assistant,” starring “SNL” cast member Abby Elliott as a clueless executive, who admits to being very hard to work for, searching for the ideal assistant. Unfortunately, her perfect helpmate turns out to be herself.

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(12:05) ›› “Klitschko” (2011, Documentary) (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘NR’

›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Full Eclipse” (1993) ‘R’

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“The Good Life” (2007) Mark Webber. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Finishing the Game” “Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon” (2011) ‘NR’ ››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ in 1970s Las Vegas. (CC)

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“The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946) Fredric March. Three World War II veterans come home. (CC) (:45) ›› “Reach for the Sky” (1957, Biography) Kenneth More, Muriel Pavlow, Lyndon Brook. (:15) ››› “Bright Victory” (1951, Drama) Arthur Kennedy, Peggy Dow. (:15) One Who Came Back ›› “Lawyer Man” (1932) (TLC) Secret Princes (S) To Be Announced19 Kids19 KidsThe Big Jig (N) (S) 19 Kids19 KidsThe Big Jig (CC) To Be AnnouncedSecret Princes (S) Bch. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFabulous Cakes (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Rizzoli & IslesLeverage (CC) The CloserCold Case (CC) Falling SkiesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel “She” (S) Smallville “Rogue” (TOON) AdvenDragonsLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsAirport Airport Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumAirport Airport Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Let’s Dance” (:01) House “Unfaithful” (S) (CC) (:01) House “The Softer Side” (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ›› “Street Kings” (2008) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:00) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (S) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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› “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’

Real Sex ›› “In the Cut” (2003, Suspense) Meg Ryan, Mark Ruffalo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare” (1994) Robert Englund. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Rookie of the Year” (1993) (MAX) (5:20) ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Rumble in the Bronx” (1995) Jackie Chan. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) Strike Back (S) (CC)

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Homeland “Beirut Is Back” (S) (CC) Dexter “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl” Gigolos (CC) ›› “The Last International Playboy” (2008) Jason Behr.

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›› “2:22” (2008) Mick Rossi. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Justice” (1999, Suspense) Charles Durning. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Monsters” (2010) Scoot McNairy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Big Lebowski” ‘R’ “Lucky” (2011) Colin Hanks. A wannabe serial killer wins the lottery. (S) ‘R’

› “Surface to Air” (1998) Michael Madsen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Good Neighbours” (2010) Jay Baruchel.

(:15) › “Eye See You” (2002, Suspense) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Unraveled” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC)

Tyrese Gibson, André Benjamin. (CC)

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“The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” (1994) (:45) ››› “The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (3:50) ››› “The Underneath” (1995) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Chicken Run” (MAX) (3:45) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) (S) Strike Back (S) (:45) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Hart’s War” (2002, War) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell, Terrence Howard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Skin to the Max Girl’s Guide (12:50) ›› “Sanctum” (2011) Richard Roxburgh. ‘R’ (:45) › “Scarred City” (1998, Crime Drama) Stephen Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “In America” (2002) Samantha Morton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Homeland “Beirut Is Back” (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Inside Comedy Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Dexter “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl” Inside NASCAR ›› “White Irish Drinkers” (2010, Drama) Nick Thurston. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver. ›› “Gang in Blue” (1996) Mario Van Peebles. ‘R’ (CC) “Beaches” (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Not Since You” (2009) (CC)

›› “Sex and a Girl” (2001) Angela Gots. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) › “Sexting” (2011) Jason Lewis. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “Miss Nobody” (2010, Comedy) Leslie Bibb, Kathy Baker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(11:50) “Barely Legal” (2011) Jeneta St. Clair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Things Behind the Sun” (2001, Drama) Kim Dickens. (S) ‘R’

(:20) “Fall Down Dead” (2007) Dominique Swain. ‘R’ “Journey to Center of Earth”

Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) River MonstersWild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesHousewives/NJReal HousewivesHappensHousewives/Atl.PaidPaidPaidPaidThintervention (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportVice Presidential Debate At Centre College in Danville, Ky. Mad MoneyUltimate FightingAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperVice Presidential Debate (N) (S Live) E. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapStand-Jeff DunhamStand-Tosh.0DailyColbertKeyStand-DailyColbertWork.Stand-Jeff DunhamSunnyMash UpPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) Shake ItJessieVampire“Return to Halloweentown”GravityPhineasANT VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football Arizona State at Colorado. (N) (Live)

(ESPN2) NASCAR Racing WNBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final, Game 3: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N)

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SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter

Baseball Tonight 30 for 30

SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveOctavaServantEscrivaPersonalThreshold of HopeLiving TheHandingChoices

(FAM) “Remember the Titans” › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Vice Presidential Debate At Centre College in Danville, Ky. (N) (Live) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five

(FSN) Jerry KillDue College Football Texas-El Paso at Tulsa. (N) (Live) Due MinneFootballWorld Poker TourDan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Two Two ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. SunnyLeagueBrandXBiasedSunnyLeagueBrandXBiasedSunnyLeaguePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid sia, First Round. From Malaysia.

Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Miccosukee Championship, First Round.

Calif.

Central

Hunt IntlHuntersBuying and SellingExtreme HomesHuntersHunt IntlAbroadHunt IntlExtreme HomesHuntersHunt IntlAbroadHunt IntlBuying and SellingPaidPaidPaidPaidCebriaRate My (HIST) History/WorldPawnPawnCave of Forgotten Dreams (N) (CC) To Be AnnouncedPawnPawn(12:01) Cave of Forgotten DreamsTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) Dance Comp.PrankProject Runway(12:01) Project RunwayDance Comp.PrankPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) To Be Announced To Be Announced NFL Turning PointDream OnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (N) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ways Ways GTTVWays Ways EntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (4:30) “Hannibal” ›› “Shutter Island” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (CC) ›› “The Skeleton Key” (2005) › “Wes Craven Presents: They” (CC) ›› “They Wait” (2007) Jaime King. Ghost WhispererPaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) (5:00) MLB Baseball (N) (Live) MLB Baseball (N) (Live) Inside MLB (N) Conan Conan The Office (CC) The Office (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) “Smashing the Rackets”

››› “The Flight of the Phoenix” (1965) James Stewart, Richard Attenborough. Premiere. ››› “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” (1962, Horror) Bette Davis, Joan Crawford. (CC)

›› “The Legend of Lylah Clare” (1968) Kim Novak, Peter Finch. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Kiss Me Deadly” (1955) Ralph Meeker, Albert Dekker. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Destination: Murder” (1950) (CC) “Lovin’Ladies” (TLC) Gypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Little Shop of GypFour Weddings (S) Little Shop of GypSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJon/KateJon/Kate (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Leverage (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Falling SkiesThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Hug” (TOON) AdvenAdvenAnnoyRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEagleChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesBizarre FoodsNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA)

NCIS A woman witnesses a murder.

NCIS “Caught on Tape” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Enemies Foreign” (CC) NCIS “Enemies Domestic” (CC) Burn Notice “Shock Wave” NCIS Tony goes under cover. (CC) House Caregiver’s collapse. (S) (CC)

›› “Rendition” (2007) Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Ghost Whisperer (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. (:15) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Katie Morgan Katie Morgan

›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) Treme (S) (CC) (1:50) ›››› “Dead Man Walking” (1995) Susan Sarandon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Dennis Miller: The Big Speech (CC) ›› “Spy Hard” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:00) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid” ›› “Kingpin” (1996, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(10:55) Sex Games Cancun Feature 3 (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Boogie Nights” (1997) Mark Wahlberg. A porn star’s ego leads to his downfall. ‘R’

›› “Taking Lives” (2004) Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Stag & Doe (S) “The Education of Little Tree” (1997) (SHOW) That Guy... (:35) › “The Trouble With Bliss” (2011) Michael C. Hall. (:15) “Detachment” (2011, Drama) Adrien Brody, Marcia Gay Harden. ‘NR’ Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC) Mike Epps Presents: Live From Club Nokia (S) (CC) (:15) Josh Blue: Sticky Change (S) (:15) ›› “DeadHeads” (2011, Adventure) Michael McKiddy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sleepover” (2004, Comedy) Alexa Vega. (S) ‘PG’ “My Own” (TMC) (5:25)

›› “Prey of the Jaguar” ‘R’

››› “Tabloid” (2010, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Comic Book Villains” (2002) Donal Logue. ‘R’ (:05) ››› “Blackthorn” (2011, Western) Sam Shepard, Stephen Rea. ‘R’ (11:50) “The Job” (2003, Suspense) Daryl Hannah. ‘R’ “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “T.N.T.” (1998, Action) Olivier Gruner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Thanks” (2011, Comedy) Paul Dooley. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Therapy (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportIndustrial LightUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0KeyTosh.0South PkBrickle.Mash UpStand- ›› “Austin Powers in Goldmember”“Richard Pryor” ChapChapHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidKnife Knife PaidPaid (DISN) Shake ItANT “Girl vs. Monster” (2012) DogANT Good AustinAustinAustinGood Good Shake ItPhineas ›› “Under Wraps” (1997) DeckDeckFish PhineasMannyOcto (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) NASCARNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Interruption Football Live College Football Navy at Central Michigan. (N) (Live) NFL Kickoff (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

NFL Live (N) (CC)

E:60 (N) College Football Navy at Central Michigan.

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. (N Same-day Tape)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosarySeelos-IntercssrRosaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootTo KnowCenaclePortraitsLady FatimaHandingLetter

(FAM) (5:30) ›› “Bring It On” ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren

The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)

(FSN) College Hockey Michigan State at Minnesota. (N) GophersJerry KillFootballVikingsUFCAction SportsCollege Hockey Jerry KillPaidPaidPaidPaidWalk FitPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. Ultimate Fighter › “The Happening” (2008) Ultimate Fighter › “The Happening” (2008) Rescue MeTemptat.PaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Miccosukee Championship, Second Round. LPGA Tour Golf Sime Darby LPGA Malaysia, Second Round. From Malaysia. PGA Tour Golf Frys.com Open, Second Round. From San Martin, Calif. Golf Central 19th Hole (N) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Greater Hickory Classic, First Round. 19th Hole19th HoleGolf Central

(HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlHalloween TrickedFlea Flea HuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlFlea Flea HuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHalloween TrickedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriHow theHow theAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriHow theHow thePaidPaidPaidGrt PilPaidPaid (LIFE) Most WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost

(NBCSN) College Hockey: Ice Breaker Tournament To Be Announced College Hockey: Ice Breaker Tournament PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Figure ItVictoKung FuKung FuMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsFriendsFriendsChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAT.U.F.F.T.U.F.F. (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) ››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006) The Rock. Premiere. (S) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Shutter Island”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) Alphas Haven › “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (2007) ›› “Toolbox Murders” (2004) (CC) ScareScarePaidPaid (TBN) SuperPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Family Guy (S) MLB on Deck (N) MLB Baseball (N) (Live) Inside MLB (N)

››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper. (CC)

››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Shining Victory” (1941)

››› “Born Yesterday” (1950) Judy Holliday, William Holden. A Night at the Movies

››› “The Great McGinty” (1940) Brian Donlevy. (CC) ››› “I Married a Witch” (1942) Fredric March.

›› “Born Losers” (1967) Tom Laughlin, Elizabeth James, Jane Russell. (CC)

››› “The Wild One” (1954, Drama) Marlon Brando, Mary Murphy. (CC)

››› “Mr. Skeffington” (1944) (TLC) Secret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSecret Princes (N) Say YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S)

››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. ›› “Disturbia” (2007) Shia LaBeouf. ›› “Murder at 1600” (1997) (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville “Leech” Angel “The Ring” Law & Order (S) (TOON) GumballNinjaGoDragonsLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) ParaParaGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresDead Files RevThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresDead Files RevThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) (CC) › “The Sitter” (2011, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

“Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’ (12:50) ›› “Executive Target” (1997) Michael Madsen. ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis.

(:15) When It Was a Game III (CC) (:15) ›› “Race to Space” (2002) (MAX) (5:05) ››› “Bridesmaids”

(2011) Kristen Wiig. ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” Strike Back (Season Finale) (N) (S) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) Sex Games Cancun Feature 1 (:45) ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. (:15) ›› “Shakedown” (1988, Action) Peter Weller, Sam Elliott. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Breakfast Club” (1985) Emilio Estevez. “Fried Grn.” (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) ‘R’ Dexter “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl” Homeland “Beirut Is Back” (S) (CC) Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Shaquille O’Neal: Comedy (:45) LAFFMOBB Presents (:45) ››› “Evita” (1996, Musical) Madonna, Antonio Banderas, Jonathan Pryce. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “I Am Number Four” (2011) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Finishing the Game”

››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’

2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

››› “The Company Men” (2010) Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Bellflower” (2011, Drama) Evan Glodell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Fourth Angel” (2001) Jeremy Irons. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “In Her Skin” (2009, Drama) Guy Pearce. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “The Cry of the Owl” (2009) Paddy Considine.

›› “Pet Sematary” (1989)

›› “Pet Sematary Two” (1992) Edward Furlong, Anthony Edwards. (CC) The Walking Dead Rick emerges from a coma. (CC) (:35) The Walking Dead “Guts” (:38) The Walking Dead (CC) (:45) The Walking Dead Rick’s mission is jeopardized. (1:47) The Walking Dead “Wildfire”

(2:50) The Walking Dead “TS-19” (3:53) The Walking Dead “What Lies Ahead” (CC) Walking Dead (AP) Cutest DogMust Love Cats (S) Dogs 101 (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) (BRAVO) Interior TherapyFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) After Top ChefShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomCNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid“Cheech-Chong” (:45) “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”(:45) ›› “Real Genius” (1985) Val Kilmer. (:15) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) (CC) ›› “Austin Powers in Goldmember”Dumb (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) MickeyMickeyDoc PiratesPhineasPhineasGravityFish “Girl vs. Monster” (2012) Olivia Holt. Good Good AustinShake ItGood Good Good Good Good AustinAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Score (ESPN2) SportsCenter SportsNation NFL Live (CC) NFL Kickoff (CC) NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football ESPN Goal Line (N) (Live) College Football Teams TBA. (N)

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutAngelsSaintsCat ChatKnightsRosaryDaily MassMiraclesVis.EWTN on LocationChapletRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Sunday NightLivingMarriage (FAM) Boy... ›› “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Eliza Dushku ›› “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey. ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. Step Up (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’

Invasion” (2011) Haylie Duff. “Virtual Lies” (2011) Christina Cox. “The Memory Keeper’s Daughter” (CC) Movie (NBCSN) OutComingWhitetailWhitetail HuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchOutdoorCollege Football Brown at Princeton. (N) (Live) College Football Fresno State at Boise State. (N) (Live) (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinPenguinPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuKung FuKung FuBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) TenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenants“Gridiron Gang” (SYFY)

PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “The Haunting in Connecticut” ›› “The Amityville Horror” (2005) ›› “The Amityville Horror” (1979) › “Ghost Town” (2009) Jessica Rose. “Haunted High” (2012) Danny Trejo. (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyMouseStoryThe Auto GdComeBugtimeMonsterHopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineInspir.HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNews ›› “A Dog of Flanders”Gods At (TBS)

Name Is Earl According-Jim There Yet? Meet the Browns House of Payne According-Jim According-Jim (:25) ››› “Charlie’s Angels” (2000) Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore. (CC) (:25) ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003, Action) Cameron Diaz. (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big Bang (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Mr. Skeffington” (1944) Bette Davis. ››› “Crack-Up” (1946, Mystery) Pat O’Brien. (CC) (:15) › “Prehistoric Women” (1967) Martine Beswick, Michael Latimer. “Jungle Jim in the Forbidden Land” (:15) ›››› “The Palm Beach Story” (1942, Comedy) Claudette Colbert. (CC)

››› “Sitting Pretty” (1948) Robert Young. (CC) ›››› “Gandhi” (1982) Ben Kingsley. A portrait of the man who led India to independence. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Major CrimesRizzoli & Isles ›› “Murder at 1600” (1997) (CC) ›› “Disturbia” (2007) Shia LaBeouf. ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBeyBeyLanternJusticeDragonsLevel UpLooneyLooneyMovie GumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdven (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsNo ReservationNo ReservationFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrAirport Airport The Dead FilesThe Dead FilesThe Dead Files (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBait CarBait CarOver Over Most DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Race to Space” (2002) Don’t Divorce ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Eagle” (2011, Action) Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’

››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ‘PG-13’ Adjust. Bureau ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ››› “Fried Green Tomatoes” (1991) (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’

“Don’t Be a Menace to South Central” (:45) ›› “Elektra” (2005, Action) Jennifer Garner. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Mobsters” (1991, Crime Drama) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “I Am Number Four” (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ››› “A Better Life” (2011) Demián Bichir. ‘PG-13’ Latino Film. That Guy... Who Was in That Thing (S) (CC)

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