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Burger King. Kanye has so much beef they’re turning them into Big Macs now.

Late Laughs

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

“If at first you don’t succeed, byeeee!”

Sudoku

Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below theaters across the country. That’s right, it is finally out after a three-year delay. When they heard, even Spirit Airlines was like, “... respect.”

Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below

Some Latin-American leaders are now saying that they will boycott the [S]ummit [of the Americas] because the United States is refusing to invite ... Cuba, Venezuela and Nicaragua .... And I’ve got to be honest, the boycott party sounds way more fun, doesn’t it? “Summit of the Americas” sounds like a Disneyland show that had to be shut down because of offensive animatronic characters.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

The Late Late Show With James Corden

Some Latin-American leaders are now saying that they will boycott the [S]ummit [of the Americas] because the United States is refusing to invite ... Cuba, Venezuela and Nicaragua .... And I’ve got to be honest, the boycott party sounds way more fun, doesn’t it? “Summit of the Americas” sounds like a Disneyland show that had to be shut down because of offensive animatronic characters.

A three-judge panel [in the U.K.] has ruled that it’s considered sexual harassment to call men

A three-judge panel [in the U.K.] has ruled that it’s considered sexual harassment to call men

“bald” at work. Instead, people in the U.K. legally have to refer to them as “hair-free and carefree.” So, let this be a warning: If you harass a bald man at work, rest assured you will have “toupée.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Late Laughs

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Despite the horrific shootings in Uvalde, Texas, the Senate just skipped town for a two-week break without any action on guns. Chuck Schumer has planned on pushing through a vote to get everyone on the record, but yesterday [May 25] he bailed, explaining there was no point in doing so given that Republican opposition was “crystal clear.” Well, he’s just following the old adage,

Despite the horrific shootings in Uvalde, Texas, the Senate just skipped town for a two-week break without any action on guns. Chuck Schumer has planned on pushing through a vote to get everyone on the record, theaters across the country. That’s right, it is finally out after a three-year delay. When they heard, even Spirit Airlines was like, “... respect.”

Right now, the United States has approximately 400 million firearms, which is more than 40% of the total guns in the entire world. That stat’s even more harrowing considering we have 100% of the world’s Floridas.

Prince William’s 40th birthday is next month, and to celebrate, he is being featured on a five-pound commemorative coin. And this is cool: the back of the coin has his bald spot.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Today [May 24] “Top Gun: Maverick” was released in

Right now, the United States has approximately 400 million firearms, which is more than 40% of the total guns in the entire world. That stat’s even more harrowing considering we have 100% of the world’s Floridas.

Prince William’s 40th birthday is next month, and to celebrate, he is being featured on a five-pound commemorative coin. And this is cool: the back of the coin has his bald spot.

Deputies in Ohio encountered an Amish man who is suspected of being under the influence while operating a horse and buggy. [The cop said, “He’ll get home. The horse knows how to get home.”] That’s basically the Amish version of a self-driving Tesla.

Deputies in Ohio encountered an Amish man who is suspected of being under the influence while

Burger King. Kanye has so much beef they’re turning them into Big Macs now.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

When asked by a reporter over the weekend [May 2122] if he had a message for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, President Biden said, “Hello, period.” Which sounds lame, but remember a “hello” followed by a period is the scariest text you can receive.

New York Mayor Eric Adams is reportedly thinking about running for president in 2024 if President Biden

When asked by a reporter over the weekend [May 2122] if he had a message for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, President Biden said, “Hello, period.” Which sounds lame, but remember a “hello” followed by a period is the scariest text you can receive.

New York Mayor Eric Adams is reportedly thinking about running for president in 2024 if President Biden does not seek re-election. Dude, have you seen what happens to New York City mayors who run for president? It has about the same success rate as asking out the barista.

Here’s the thing: I am not allowed to fish without a licence. It shouldn’t be easier to get an AR-15 than a rainbow trout. It just shouldn’t.

“bald” at work. Instead, people in the U.K. legally have to refer to them as “hair-free and carefree.” So, let this be a warning: If you harass a bald man at work, rest assured you will have “toupée.”

McDonald’s, by the way, is now in business with Kanye West. For real. I guess they saw all his social media posts threatening to kill Pete Davidson and they’re like, yeah, “Maybe he could do that for us.” Look out,

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Here’s the thing: I am not allowed to fish without a licence. It shouldn’t be easier to get an AR-15 than a rainbow trout. It just shouldn’t.

McDonald’s, by the way, is now in business with Kanye does not seek re-election. Dude, have you seen what happens to New York City mayors who run for president? It has about the same success rate as asking out the barista.

Krispy Kreme will give out free doughnuts this week to any high school or college senior that visits a store wearing Class of 2022 apparel. And Dunkin’ said they’d give a free doughnut to anyone who comes in wearing a shirt. Any shirt.

The luxury automaker Mercedes-Benz announced last week that it has sold the world’s most expensive car to a private owner for $142 million. Apparently, it costs that much because the tank is full.

Krispy Kreme will give out free doughnuts this week to any high school or college senior that visits a store wearing Class of 2022 apparel. And Dunkin’ said they’d give a free doughnut to anyone who comes in wearing a shirt. Any shirt.

The luxury automaker

Mercedes-Benz announced