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available in stores that people don’t have to cook. There are too many shortcuts.

Q: What three techniques should every cook learn?

A: Knife cuts, mise en place and basic, lowtech components to cooking such as reading a recipe. Do you have all the ingredients you need? Measuring your ingredients. These are all necessary for basic cooking.

Q: What are the top staple items every cook should have, even if they aren’t highly skilled?

A: The holy trinity in my kitchen is salt, olive oil and bacon. I stand by that.

Q: What’s the most fun about teaching these people?

A: When I see people start to learn and take initiative without me having to direct them; when I see their “a-ha!” moment. I love to witness their success.

Q: Have you become a better teacher over the years, and in what ways?

A: Yes, of course! The more experience I get teaching, the more I understand how people process information and how people respond to different things. And my patience has certainly increased!

Monday

Sam Elliott. (CC)

(1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott. (CC)

Days Later” (2002) Cillian Murphy. Survivors evade virus-infected humans in London.

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›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (12:10) ›› “The Look of Love” (2013, Biography) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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“Red” (2008, Drama) Brian Cox, Noel Fisher. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Dawn Rider”

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House” (1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott. (CC)

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›› “Another Day in Paradise” (1999) James Woods. (:15) ›› “The Substance of Fire” (1996, Drama) Ron Rifkin. Premiere. ‘R’

Wednesday

Gibson.

Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC)

Impossible III” (2006) Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career.

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(:05) ›› “Kiss the Girls” (1997, Mystery) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

I Have Tourette “Meet Joe” (MAX) ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (S) ‘R’

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(4:50) ›› “Patch Adams” (1999) (S) (SHOW) “Coach Carter” (:20) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. Shameless (S) (CC) EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust - The Bridge to Russia (CC)

›› “Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning” (2012) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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(:10) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (2012) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “A Stranger Among Us” (1992) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999)

››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989, Drama) Danny Aiello. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, Delroy Lindo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Men of War” (1995, Action) Dolph Lundgren. ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Housesitter” (1992, Comedy) Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn. ‘PG’ “Vampire Dog” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC)

Thursday

CooperEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbertAt MidTosh.0DailyColbertAt MidKeyKeySunnySunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(ESPN) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (CC) Basketball NASCAR Now (N) NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsCenter Featured NFL Live (CC) Olbermann (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) World Over LiveCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily Mass (CC) World Over LiveFaithOctavaLoveSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightJohn Choices

(FAM) ›› “Sydney White” (2007, Comedy) › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerPaid

(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) Game Due RoadsBest Of Wild NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Edmonton Oilers. Wild Due World Poker TourDue RoadsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Captain ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) Anger ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(5:30) PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, First Round. LPGA Tour Golf HSBC Women’s Champions, Second Round. From Singapore. (N) (Live)

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(LIFE) Under the GunnUnder the GunnUnder the Gunn“The Good Mistress” (2014) (CC) Under the GunnUnder the Gunn(:02) “The Good Mistress” (2014) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL-A SeasonCollege Basketball (N) (Live) NHL-A SeasonNHL-A SeasonNHL-A SeasonNHL-A SeasonNHL TopNHL TopPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NICK) ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”Sponge.Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsFriendsFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsHang.Hang. (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) TBAInk Master (CC) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans”“30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) “Rise of the Gargoyles” (2009) (CC) “Reign of the Gargoyles” (2007) (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidPaid (TBN)

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MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) “The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie” ›› “The Sin of Madelon Claudet” (1931) Helen Hayes. ››› “Emma” (1932, Drama) Marie Dressler. (CC) ›››› “The Guardsman” (1931) Alfred Lunt. (CC) ››› “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” (1931) Fredric March. (:15) ››› “The Champ” (1931) Wallace Beery. (CC) (:45) ››› “A Free Soul” (1931) Norma Shearer, Lionel Barrymore. (CC) ››› “The Private Life of Henry VIII” (1933) (CC) (TLC) Welcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count (TNT) Castle (S) NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Miami Heat. NBA Basketball: Nets at Nuggets Inside the NBA (N) CSI: NY Decisions. CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Lucy” (TOON) GumballStevenTeenJohnnyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleCheckDelocateAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleGhostDelocateCleveKing/HillGumballTenkai

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(HBO) “Harry PotterChamber” Girls (S) (CC) Looking (CC)

›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Gangster Squad” (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Lewis Black: Black on Broadway (S) (2:55) ››› “Ride With the Devil” (1999) Skeet Ulrich, Jewel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Crocodile Hunter: Collision” (MAX) “Sherlock HolmesGame” (:15) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’

››› “Natural Born Killers” (1994) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Birthday Sex” (2012, Adult) Amber Rayne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Girl’s Guide MAX on Set (S) (:20) “Beach Kings” (2008) David Charvet. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (CC) (SHOW) “Twilight Saga-2” ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005) Queen Latifah. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) › “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) ››› “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC)

“Girls Against Boys” (2012) Danielle Panabaker. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Baytown Outlaws” (2012) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “Nobody Walks” (2012) Olivia Thirlby. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Quality Balls” (TMC) “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

›› “The Look of Love” (2013, Biography) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz, Ario Bayu. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Father Knows Breast” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls” (2008) ‘R’ (:40) “Gone”

(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld

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(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)

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››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. (DVS) Men at Work Cougar Town (S) King of the Nerds ›› “Final Destination 3” (2006) Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman. MarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ››› “Philadelphia” (1993)

›››› “Casablanca” (1942, Drama) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Watch on the Rhine” (1943, Drama) Bette Davis, Paul Lukas. (CC)

››› “For Whom the Bell Tolls” (1943) Gary Cooper. An American soldier of fortune fights in Spain’s Civil War. (CC)

››› “The Human Comedy” (1943) Mickey Rooney, Frank Morgan. (CC)

››› “Madame Curie” (1943) Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (DVS) (TLC) BorBorSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle “Setup” Cold Justice (N) (:01) Inside JobSave Our Business(:01) Cold Justice(:02) Inside JobSave Our Business(:02) CSI: NY (S) (:02) CSI: NY (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) StevenAdvenGumballAnnoyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenGhostSquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Black GoldVegas PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens KirstieRoseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny Happily Divorced The Nanny (:36) The Nanny (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

››› “The Hard Corps” (2006) JeanClaude Van Damme, Vivica A. Fox. (CC)

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(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) True Detective (S) (CC) True Detective “Haunted Houses” Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

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(12:15) ››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Charlize Theron. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) Simon Pegg. (:10) “Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley” (2013) “Rebound” (MAX) (4:30)

“Snitch” (:25) › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’

Banshee “Evil for Evil” (N) (S) (CC)

Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC) “Obsession” (2013, Adult) Kiara Diane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “The Siege” (1998, Suspense) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “American Loser” (2007) Seann William Scott.

(:05) ›› “Wristcutters: A Love Story” (2006) ‘R’ (CC) “Presence” (SHOW) (5:05) ››› “Crash” (2004) ‘R’ House of Lies (S) EpisodesAll Access (N) Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live) All Access Shameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) Gigolos (CC) The Sex Awards (S) (CC)

(:15) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Veronica Guerin” (2003) ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009, Musical) De’Adre Aziza, Daniel Breaker. ‘NR’

“The Coalition” (2013) Adrienne Bailon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power” (2005) (S) ‘R’

(:45) “Crazy Kind of Love” (2012) Virginia Madsen. ‘R’

2014 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

Debut” Crazy Hearts: Nashville (N) (CC) Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars StorageTexas Wahlburgers Wahlburgers (AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman Rawhide (CC)

››› “Pale Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. (CC)

“Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Clint Eastwood. Marine sergeant sees ex-wife, readies recruits for Grenada. (CC) ››› “The Departed” (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (CC) (AP) Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) To Be Announced To Be Announced

(BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, Sweat › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) MoneyCNN Newsroom (N) MoneyNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidHalf “National-European” (:22) ›› “Weekend at Bernie’s” (CC) (:25) › “Vegas Vacation” (1997) (CC) (:27) ››› “Clueless” (1995, Comedy) (:29) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) Dukes (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAmish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) The Devils Ride (S) The Devils Ride (S) Rods N’ WheelsRods N’ WheelsRods N’ WheelsFast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaJessieAustinJessieDogGood CharlieJessieJessieJessieANT ANT ANT AustinAustinAustinDogDogDogLiv-Mad.Liv-Mad. (E!) Beyond CandidFashion PoliceHelloSoupE! News (N) KardashianRichKids RichKids RichKids ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998) Tom Hanks. Beyond CandidE! News Kardashian (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDayCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball

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(CC) WWII WeaponsVietnam in HD (CC) Vietnam in HD (CC) Vietnam in HD (CC) Secret Access: Superpower (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidCelebrityPaidPaidPaidPaidUnsolved Mystery“Blue-Eyed Butcher” (2012) “Black Widower” (2006) Kelly McGillis. “A Sister’s Revenge” (2013, Suspense) Movie (NBCSN) Match of the DayMatch of the DayPreviewPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal College Basketball College Basketball (NICK) PenguinParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayBreadSponge.PowerSponge.BreadSanjayThe Fairly OddParents (CC) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.BreadSponge.HauntedSam & (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineMuscleTruckBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill. “Star Wars V: The Empire” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZone ›› “Lost City Raiders” (2008) (CC) ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) Blade II (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) King of the NerdsHouse of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? › “One Missed Call” (2008, Horror) Shannyn Sossamon. (:15) ›› “Final Destination 3” (2006, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (:15) › “The Final Destination” (2009) Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM) “Madame” ›››› “Grand Hotel” (1932) Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›››› “Gigi” (1958, Musical) Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier, Louis Jourdan. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “On the Waterfront” (1954) Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint. (CC)

›››› “Gandhi” (1982, Biography) Ben Kingsley, Candice Bergen, Edward Fox. A portrait of the man who led India to independence. (CC) ›››› “A Man for All Seasons” (1966) (CC) (TLC)

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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Rebound” (2005) ‘PG’ ›› “Spawn” (1997) John Leguizamo. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) Witness (S) (Part 2 of 4) (CC) Road, Chavez ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “42” (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) Sean Hayes.

(:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (MAX) (5:35) “The Presence” (2010) (CC)

(:05) ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “Walk the Line” (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ MAX on Set (S) (12:50) ››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›››› “That’s What I Am” (2011) Ed Harris. ‘PG’

(:15) “Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. (CC) (:40) › “Bunraku” (2010, Action) Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.

››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins. Premiere. Oliver Stone’s portrait of America’s 37th president. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. The life and controversial presidency of George W. Bush. (CC) Inside Comedy Episodes (TMC) “Crazy Kind” ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.

SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 1, 2014

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA The This Old House Hour (N) (S) Ed Sullivan’s Rock and Roll Classics -- The 60s (My Music) (S) (CC) Red Green’s Wit & Wisdom Tour Live (S) (CC) A Celebration of Blues & Soul: 1989 Inaugural StevesEurope Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine With Lissa Rankin, MD (S) (CC) Deepak Chopra MD: What Are You Hungry For? (S) (CC)

NewsPaid Program ››› “The Social Network” (2010, Drama) Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield. Premiere. (S) Goldbergs News(:35) Castle “Kick the Ballistics” (S) (:35) Private Practice “God Laughs” of mayhem. (CC)

(N) (S) Oddest AnimalAmerica’s CutestOddest AnimalAmerica’s CutestToo Cute! (S) To Be AnnouncedUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) “Gone in Sixty” ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Tyrese ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Tyrese › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. Real HousewivesSouthernPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowBuried TreasureBuried TreasureSuze Orman ShowTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN SpecialCNN SpecialAnthony Bourdain Parts UnknownCNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) “The Dukes of Hazzard” › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) KeyKeyKeyKeyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Fast N’ Loud (S) MythBusters (N) Treehouse MstrIce Cold Gold (N) Treehouse MstrIce Cold Gold (S) MythBusters (CC) Fast N’ Loud (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieJessieGood Luck CharlieI Didn’tJessieLab RatsMightyANT AustinJessieDogANT AustinGood Movie (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry

(E!) Kardashian“Spring Breakdown” (2009, Comedy) HelloChelseaFashion PoliceSoupChelseaKardashianKardashianRichKids RichKids PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball UC Santa Barbara at UC Davis. (N) (Live) College Basketball Gonzaga at St. Mary’s. (N) (Live)

Basketball NBA Tonight (N) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series. (N Same-day Tape) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1.

(EWTN) Mother AngelicaKarol: A Man Who RosaryLiving RightCampusLectioDaily Mass (CC) Beati.SavoringSaint Francis and Holy Wd.LectioEWTN Live LivingAngelus Pope (FAM) (5:30) “Cinderella”(:15) ›››› “The Little Mermaid” ››› “Mulan” (1998) Lea Salonga ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010, Drama) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) Hockey USA Under-18 at Michigan State. (N) WolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Kings WolvesMLB Baseball NBA Basketball WolvesWomen’s College Basketball (FX) “X-Men: First” ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth. ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. AngerWilfredWilfredLouieLouieWilfredWilfredLouiePaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. LPGA Tour Golf HSBC Women’s Champions, Final Round. From Singapore. (N) (Live) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Golf Acad. European PGA Tour Golf Tshwane Open, Final Round.

(HGTV) Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid

(LIFE) (5:00) Movie“Happy Face Killer” (2014) Premiere. Happy FaceBeyond Head.“Happy Face Killer” (2014, Docudrama) Happy FaceBeyond Head.ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NBCSN) College Hockey Penn State at Minnesota. (N) NHL TopNHL TopNHL TopPremier League Match of the DayNHL-A SeasonNHL-A SeasonPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPremierSoccer

(NICK) Sam & Sam & “Percy Jackson & the Olympians” Full H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.

(SPIKE) “Star Wars V”Cops (N) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “Blade II” (2002) (CC)

›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) (CC) ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) ››› “Sin City” (2005, Action) Jessica Alba. ZoneZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel“Set Apart” (2009) Richard Roundtree. Not a Gods At ChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the NerdsCougar Town (S) Men at Work ›› “Zoolander” (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell.

›› “Year One” (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt. (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) “A Man for All Seasons” (CC)

›››› “In the Heat of the Night” (1967) Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger. (CC)

›››› “The Graduate” (1967) Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft. (CC)

››› “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (1967) Spencer Tracy. (CC)

›››› “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967) Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway. (CC)

›› “Doctor Dolittle” (1967, Musical) Rex Harrison. A vet talks with his patients, seeks a giant snail and moth. (CC) (TLC) Cellblock 6Secret Sex LivesSecret Sex LivesStrange Sex (CC) Secret Sex LivesSecret Sex LivesStrange Sex (CC) Cellblock 6PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (5:30) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) (:02) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) (CC) (DVS) (:34) ›››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) (CC) (:34) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) › “The Smurfs” (2011) Hank Azaria. King/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistSoul NarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeKiller KaraokeMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeKiller KaraokeMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens

The ExesKirstie’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych (CC)

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC)

(WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) ››› “My Dog Skip” (2000, Drama) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeathDeath › “My Boss’s Daughter” (2003) Tom’rowPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) ‘PG-13’

›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ (:45) Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. (N) (S Live) (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

True Detective “Haunted Houses”

›› “A Good Day to Die Hard”

(2013) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ Good Day, Die (2:55) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) ‘R’ Conchords (:15) › “Wing Commander” (CC) (MAX) (:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC)

› “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC) Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide (:35) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Let’s Go to Prison” (2006) Dax Shepard. ‘R’ (CC) “I Still Know” (SHOW) Shameless (S) (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Shameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) Gigolos (CC)

(:15) “Shadow People” (2012) Dallas Roberts. (CC) (:45) “Girls Gone Dead” (2012, Comedy) Jerry Lawler. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Nature Calls” (2012) Patton Oswalt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) Nick Nolte. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Love Ranch” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Joe Pesci. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Every Day” (2010) Liev Schreiber. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (CC) (TMC) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012) Kristen Stewart. “Shadow People” (2012) Dallas Roberts. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Girls Gone Dead” (2012) Jerry Lawler. (S) ‘R’ (CC)