Debbi

Fields gets to revisit her own start as a food ‘Superstar’

Helping others on their way to launching their own food brands is bringing back tons of memories for Debbi Fields.

The woman who founded Mrs. Fields Cookies in the late 1970s is among those mentoring the contestants on “Supermarket Superstar,” Lifetime’s current Thursday competition that will give the eventual winner prizes including near-immediate placement of his or her product on the shelves of the A&P supermarket chain and its affiliates.

“I was so invigorated by it, it was probably as good for me as it was for the participants who had the chance to win $10,000,” Fields says of taping the episodes. “It was just that big of a deal. The folks would start with their pitch and presentation, then we’d move to tasting the product. There were those that were home runs – first bite, unbelievable – then others that I didn’t want to put in my mouth, I was so afraid of what I was about to eat.”

In either case, Fields enjoyed being one of the people to advise the would-be entrepreneurs. “If they chose to listen, they could still strike out if it didn’t work. Or if it did work, phenomenal. And then, if they had the product but not the marketing or the branding, to see the evolution of that right before your eyes was fascinating and exciting and exhilarating.

“Everybody has the potential,” Fields adds from experience, “if they have the dream and the desire to do it.”

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››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) All Access ››› “Venus and Serena” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) Dexter (S) (CC) (:45) All Access (:10) ››› “Compliance” (2012) Ann Dowd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “The Trouble With Bliss” (2011) Michael C. Hall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Take This Waltz” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “That’s What She Said” (2012) Anne Heche. ‘R’ (CC)

“A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (2006) (:40) ›› “Hard Ride to Hell” (2010) Miguel Ferrer.

“Without Men” (2011) Eva Longoria. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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Living for 32 (:05) ›› “Call of the Wild” (2009) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Do the Right Thing”

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›››› “Unfaithfully Yours” (1948) Rex Harrison, Linda Darnell. (CC)

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››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (S) (MAX) (:05) ›› “How to Eat Fried Worms” (2006) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (2011, ComedyDrama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Web Therapy ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Venus and Serena” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Firestorm” (1998, Action) Howie Long. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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› “The Tuxedo” (2002, Comedy) Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt. (CC) MarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) ›››› “My Fair Lady”

››› “Anna and the King of Siam” (1946, Drama) Irene Dunne, Rex Harrison. (CC) ›› “Sidewalks of London” (1938) Charles Laughton.

››› “The Foxes of Harrow” (1947, Drama) Rex Harrison. Premiere. (:15) ››› “The Rake’s Progress” (1945) Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer. (:15) ›› “The Long Dark Hall” (1951, Drama) Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer.

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›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “American Psycho” (2000) Christian Bale. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “BASEketball” (1998, Comedy) Trey Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Step Up Rev.”

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›› “The Ninth Gate” (1999, Suspense) Johnny Depp, Lena Olin. (S) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Stakeout” ‘R’ (TMC)

››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989, Drama) Danny Aiello, Ossie Davis. ‘R’

› “Hide and Seek” (2000, Suspense) Daryl Hannah. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Hobo With a Shotgun” (2011, Action) ‘NR’ (:10) › “Hide and Seek” (2000, Suspense) Daryl Hannah, Jennifer Tilly. ‘R’

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