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“Most Eligible Dallas,” www.bravotv.com/mosteligible-dallas

Premiering Monday on Bravo, this reality series follows the romantic escapades of a group of Texas socialites, from a beauty queen to a pro football player, all of whom are looking for love.The home page introduces the participants — favorite name, Neill Skylar (that’s a girl) — and offers up video clips, a link to “MED” on Facebook, and a link to Bravo’s Tweet Tracker and Tweet Battles on Twitter.

What are you reading right now?

“I just started the trilogy of a fictitious Latin American (nation): ‘The War of Don Emmanuel’s Nether Parts.’ ”

• What did you have for dinner last night?

“Two slices of pizza, a bite of a root beer pulled pork sandwich, and about 10 bites of a smoky bacon chowder at the Appalachian Brewing Company in Harrisburg, Pa.”

• What is your next project?

“I’m throwing all of my energy into Charm City Cakes West in Los Angeles.”

What was your last trip?

“Harrisburg, Pa. I flew in from L.A. to play the Appalachian Brewing Company with my band, Sand Ox. Then I drove back to Baltimore with the guys in the band.”

“You know, I asked Andrew Zimmern how to be a host and he said, ‘Don’t be a host; just be yourself,’ ” Goldman says. “I love talking to people – obviously. I love talking to chefs. I love people’s stories. I went from graffiti artist to metal sculptor to musician to chef to pastry chef, and all the people I’ve met are equally odd. I love them teaching me. These guys are really teaching me how to make this stuff.”

Some of the chefs we meet on “Sugar High” are classically trained; others, not so much.

“There is this one guy we meet in New Orleans who knows nothing but baking doughnuts,” Goldman says. “His knowledge is like a laser. He is a Jedi master of doughnuts.”

In any given minute Goldman may take a conversation from his current obsession with honey badger videos to his Twitter account to “Ratatouille.”

“My job is to make people smile,” he says. “And this job makes people smile.”

Of course, it doesn’t hurt that Goldman spends an inordinate amount of time showing us the nation’s best desserts.

Web Links Solution

The sketch show “In the Flow With Affion Crockett,” starring the rising comedian, premieres Sunday on Fox. Learn more at www.fox.com/programming/shows/?shin-theflow-with-affion-crockett

Gloria Steinem lives! Learn more about her Monday in the HBO documentary “Gloria: In Her Own Words.” Click on

“The Lying Game,” abcfamily.go.com/shows/lying-game

The adaptation of a novel by Sara Shepard premieres as a series Monday on ABC Family, doubling down on the channel’s fascination with not-truth telling. Alexandra Chando stars as twins Emma and Sutton, a kindhearted foster kid and a rich girl, respectively, whose idea to switch places turns dangerous when one twin vanishes.The home page introduces the characters and offers a poll and a pair of blogs.

“Tanked,” animal.discovery.com/tv/tanked/ www.hbo.com/documentaries/gloria-in-her-own-words/ index.html

On Friday, Animal Planet debuts the reality show “Tanked,” which follows the adventures of brothers-inlaw and business partners who run Acrylic Tank Manufacturing, a Las Vegasbased business that creates huge and themed aquariums for hotels, businesses and individuals.The home page offers a clip from the premiere, bios of the crew, a guide to favorite aquarium fish, an aquarium FAQ and tips for keeping your pet fish happy.

Locks rock in season two of “Hair Battle Spectacular,” premiering Monday on Oxygen. Get the lowdown on the up-do by clicking on hairbattle-spectacular.oxygen. com/

On Monday, Bravo launches season five of “The Millionaire Matchmaker,” as newly single matchmaker Patti Stanger needs some help with love. Click on www.bravotv.com/ the-millionaire-matchmaker

TLC’s “What Not to Wear” returns for a ninth season on Tuesday, continuing to save fashion victims from themselves. Learn the dressing do’s and don’ts at tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/ what-not-to-wear

“Beyond Scared Straight” returns Thursday on A&E Network, continuing executive producer Arnold Shapiro’s mission to keep kids on track. Click on www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-straight/

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(CC) Ice Road TruckersAmerican Pickers(12:01) You Don’t Know Dixie (CC) Ice Road TruckersPaidPaidPaidPaidProstatePaid (LIFE) PawnPawnDance MomsRoseRoseDance Moms (N) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeLopezLopez’70s’70sMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHome ImHome ImHome ImHome ImFamilyFamilyFamilyFamilyTBAFamilyFamily (SPIKE) Deadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorWays Ways MANMANKnockBlueEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidHair Paid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost HuntersLegend QuestGhost HuntersLegend QuestStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Phantom Racer” (2009) Greg Evigan. PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindDavid J.J. PrinceMannaPraise the Lord (CC) EasterDupl’tisHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) BibleAgainstConWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Second String” (2002, ComedyDrama) Jon Voight, Gil Bellows. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ››› “In a Lonely Place” (CC)

›››› “The Maltese Falcon” (1941) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Sahara” (1943, War) Humphrey Bogart, Bruce Bennett. (CC)

››› “Beat the Devil” (1954) Humphrey Bogart, Jennifer Jones. (CC)

››› “The Caine Mutiny” (1954) Humphrey Bogart, Jose Ferrer. (CC) (:15) ›› “Tokyo Joe” (1949, Drama) Humphrey Bogart, Florence Marly. (CC) “Gueule d’Amour” (1937) Jean Gabin. (TLC) AddicAddicHoard-BuriedPregnantPregnantOutraOutraPregnantPregnantOutraOutraHoard-BuriedAddicAddicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) ››› “Friday Night Lights” (2004) Leverage (CC) HawthoRNe (CC) Franklin & BashCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenStrokerSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) ScreamFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v Truck Truck FoodDessertMan v Man v Truck Truck FoodDessertFoodFoodPaidHair PaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoTowTowMost DaringRepoRepoRepoRepoTowTowMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Cleveland Retired at 35 Retired at 35 Cleveland Happily Divorced Retired at 35 Retired at 35 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Boston Legal “Indecent Proposals” Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Posthumous accusation. (CC) NCIS “SWAK”Biohazard isolation. Royal Pains A runner struggles. (N) Necessary Roughness (N) (CC) Burn Notice An extraction mission. Royal Pains A runner struggles. Necessary Roughness (CC)

››› “The Queen” (2006, Biography) Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen. (CC)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) AdvenAdven ›› “Point Break” (1991) Patrick Swayze. AdvenOut:The Glenn Burke Story ›› “Point Break” (1991) Patrick Swayze. PaintPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos PaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Ring LifeTrue Blood “Spellbound?” (S) (CC)

››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:10) Real Sex (S) (CC)

› “Kissing a Fool” (1998) David Schwimmer.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “American Splendor” (2003) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) Public Speaking (S) (CC) Harry Potter (MAX) “It’s Com” (:45) ›› “Hoodlum” (1997, Crime Drama) Laurence Fishburne, Tim Roth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) Zane’s Sex Chronicles “Passion” (S) (CC)

››› “Wall Street” (1987, Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “The Weight of Water” (2000) Catherine McCormack.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Zorro, the Gay Blade” (1981) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) › “The Backup Plan” Green Room Penn & Teller Inside NASCAR Weeds (iTV) (S) Franchise Inside NASCAR Franchise Green Room “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia”

“The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights”

(:05) Louie Anderson Presents (iTV) (:15) ›› “Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic” (2005) ‘NR’

“Frat Party” (2009, Comedy) Randy Wayne.(S) ‘R’(CC)

› “Inhale” (2010, Drama) Dermot Mulroney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Playing God” (1997) David Duchovny. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Naked Face” (1985, Suspense) Roger Moore.‘R’ (CC) “The Least Among You” (2009) (CC)

(:25) “Raising Genius” (2004) Wendie Malick.‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Letters to Juliet” ‘PG’ “Cougar Club” (2007) Jason Jurman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” (2009) Matt Czuchry. (S) ‘R’

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48 “Cold and Callous” (12:01) The First 48 (CC)

(AMC) “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”

›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.

›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones. (CC) ›› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Ralph Bellamy. (CC)

› “Screwed” (2000, Comedy) Norm Macdonald, Dave Chappelle. Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Untamed-UncutRiver MonstersRiver MonstersHillbilly Handfishin’River MonstersRiver MonstersHillbilly Handfishin’Untamed-UncutRiver MonstersRiver MonstersHillbilly Handfishin’OranguEden (BRAVO) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMost EligibleMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Model (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBMW: A Driv.Mexico’s Drug WarCNBC Titans (N) Mad MoneyMexico’s Drug WarCNBC TitansPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaUglyDailyColbertFturamaUglyFturamaSunnyDailyColbertSouth PkUglySwardComedyPaid Walk FitPaidPaid

(DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAuctionAuctionD. D. AuctionAuctionD. D. American ChopperAlmost,AwayPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) VampireWizardsGood Good ANT PrankPhineasGood WizardsVampireWizardsWizardsGood Good ANT Shake ItDeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasMannyLittle (E!) E! NewsE Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! NewsChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(EWTN) Daily MassThe World Over (N) Life on the RockWorld Youth Day 2011:Welcome CeremonyDaily MassThe World OverRebuildEuchaThreshold of HopeWorld Youth Day 2011: Meeting

(FAM) Still Stnd ›› “Practical Magic” (1998) Sandra Bullock. The Lying GameThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChang

(FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball New YorkYankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins Due BarflyFameMLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins PaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidProstatePaid

(FX) › “Bride Wars”Two Two Two Two WilfredWilfredLouie (N) WilfredWilfredLouieLouieLouiePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) FehertyFehertyFehertyPGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, First Round. From Greensboro, N.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, First Round. FehertyTop 10ACE Hardware Highlights Paid Program Paid Program GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.SellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersSellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWeek (HIST) To Be AnnouncedAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens (N) Larry the CableAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensLarry the CablePaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) RussianMotherMotherChrisMotherProject Runway (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeLopezLopez’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s70s ’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70sFamilyTBAFamilyFamily (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Hooters’ 2MANMANTrailersMANThe Shield (CC) EntouWays PaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Robin Hood” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. ›› “Lost City Raiders” (2008) Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Jack Hunter: Lost Treasure of Ugarit”TalesPaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenJ. PrinceHoustonPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointRonLuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Joe Dirt” (2001, Comedy) David Spade, Dennis Miller. (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

ConanLopez Tonight › “Joe Dirt” (2001, Comedy) David Spade, Dennis Miller. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “La Bandera” (1935)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

››› “Pepe Le Moko” (1937) Jean Gabin. Premiere. (Subtitled-English)

›››› “Grand Illusion” (1937, War) Pierre Fresnay. (Subtitled-English)

››› “La Bête Humaine” (1938, Drama) Jean Gabin. (Subtitled-English)

››› “Touchez Pas au Grisbi” (1954, Crime Drama) Jean Gabin, René Dary.

›› “Des Gens Sans Importance” (1956) Jean Gabin, Françoise Arnoul.

›› “The Affairs of Dobie Gillis” (TLC) High StakesNY Ink (S) (CC) LA Ink (S) (CC) LA Ink “Addicted” LA Ink (S) (CC) LA Ink “Addicted” NY Ink (S) (CC) High StakesPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt. Leverage (CC) Memphis BeatCSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilStrokerSquidKing-Hill King-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond (:42) Everybody Loves Raymond 3’s Company

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Company 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS A missing staff sergeant. (S) NCIS “Switch”(S) (CC) Burn Notice “Eyefor an Eye” (N) Suits “Undefeated” (N) (CC) Suits Mike’s first solo case. (CC) Burn Notice “Eyefor an Eye” (CC)

Suits “Undefeated” (CC)

› “Attack Force” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Lisa Lovbrand. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) AdvenAdvenWEC WrekCageUltimate Fighting ChampionshipWEC WrekCageVolleyUltimate Fighting ChampionshipAdvenPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos PaidJ. Meyer PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) “Pure Country 2:The Gift” (S) ›› “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (S) Entourage (S) Taxicab Confessions: New York

› “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) Colin Quinn Long Story Short (:15) › “Consequence” (2003, Suspense) Armand Assante. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) ›› “The Banger Sisters” (2002) Goldie Hawn.‘R’ “Dragonhrt” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) (:15) ››› “The First Wives Club” (1996) Goldie Hawn. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores “Put Out and Vote”

›› “Anything Else” (2003, RomanceComedy) Woody Allen.‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Looking for Richard” (1996) Al Pacino. (CC) (SHOW) (5:50) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010) ‘R’(CC) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) Franchise Green Room Franchise Green Room

›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville.‘R’

›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver. Russell Peters Presents (iTV) (S) (3:50) ›› “Crazy Jones”

(2000) Joe Aaron. iTV.‘NR’ “Labor Pains” (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Kings of the Evening” (S)

››› “Dog Soldiers” (2002, Horror) Sean Pertwee. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (8:50) ››› “Severance” (2006) Danny Dyer.‘R’ (CC) “Suck” (2009, Comedy) Malcolm McDowell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:05) “Metamorphosis” (2007, Horror) Christopher Lambert. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) “The Hills Have Thighs” ‘NR’

(:10) › “Sliver” (1993, Suspense) Sharon Stone. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “School of Life” (2005) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(AMC) (5:00) ›› “The Cowboy Way”

“Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. (CC) ›› “Summer Rental” (1985, Comedy) John Candy, Richard Crenna. (CC)

›› “Summer School” (1987) Mark Harmon, Kirstie Alley. (CC)

››› “The Fly” (1986, Horror) Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis. (CC)

› “Sabretooth” (2002, Suspense) David Keith, Vanessa Angel. (CC) The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Rat Busters NYCTanked (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Top ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelMost EligibleMatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow Report60 Minutes onMillionsMillionsHaynesvilleMad Money60 Minutes onMillionsMillionsPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0ComedyComedyComedyComedyChapChap(:01) ›› “Year One” (2009) (CC) (:03) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Man vs.Wild (S) Man vs.Wild (S) Man vs.Wild (N) Surviving the CutMan vs.Wild (S) Surviving the CutMan vs.Wild (S) Breaking Time (N) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(ESPN) Year/QuarterbackLittle League BaseballBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) NFL LiveBaseballSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Quarterfinal. (N) Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) Championships Championships NASCAR Now (N) NFL Live (N) NFLNFLNFLFootball Now NFL Live (CC) X Games From Los Angeles. X Games (CC) E:60

(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Youth Day 2011: Stations of the CrossWorld Youth Day 2011: Meeting With Religious & TeachersLife on the RockFamilyWorld Youth Day 2011: Mass for Seminarians (N) OriginalQueen

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(FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball New YorkYankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins WildAction Sports MLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. WilfredWilfredLouiePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, First Round. (N) PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Second Round. From Greensboro, N.C. Golf Central PGA Tour GolfLPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, First Round. From North Plains, Ore.

(HGTV) HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) To Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriModern MarvelsAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriModern MarvelsPaidPaidPaidPaid PaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Against the WallThe ProtectorChrisMotherWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVita (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoMy WifeMy Wife70s ’70sLopezLopezNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeFamilyFamilyFamilyTBAFamilyFamily (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) ›› “Eight Legged Freaks” (2002) (S) (:42) MANswers (S) MANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Pirates-Worlds”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) AlphasHavenBeing HumanStargate Atlantis ›› “Joshua” (2007, Suspense) Sam Rockwell. TalesPaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyJeffreyPraisePraise the Lord (CC) IncreasLife FoClementChangJourney of LightCelebrityXtremeImpactThe StoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ›› “Fun With Dick & Jane” (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey,Téa Leoni. (:10) ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. (CC) (12:10) › “Envy” (2004, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Rachel Weisz. (CC) Interstitial Filler MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “It Started With a Kiss” (CC)

››› “The Gazebo” (1959, Comedy) Glenn Ford, Debbie Reynolds. (CC)

››› “The Unsinkable Molly Brown” (1964) Debbie Reynolds. (CC) (:15) ››› “Divorce American Style” (1967, Comedy) Dick Van Dyke. (CC)

(:15) ›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ››› “The Singing Nun” (1966, Musical) Debbie Reynolds. (CC) ››› “Raintree County” (1957) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Hulk” (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. (CC) (:15) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. PreviewCSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GeneraBen 10StarThundr.King-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenStrokerSquidKing-HillKing-HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) GhostGhostParanormalParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced The Nanny (:33) The Nanny The Nanny (:42) The Nanny “The Finale” (CC) (:16) The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) NCIS “Probie”(S) (CC) NCIS “Iced” (S) (CC) NCIS A missing Navy lieutenant. (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Royal Pains A runner struggles. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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›› “Riding the Bullet” (2004, Horror) Jonathan Jackson, David Arquette. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (CC) (VS) Gun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos SingsaAdelante

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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC)

››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Face Off, Max ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue (S) ››› “The Firm” (1993, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “The Whole Ten Yards” (MAX) (5:05) “The Time Traveler’s Wife” ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

MAX on Set (S) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Chemistry (N) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC)

(11:50) “The Right to Bare All” (2009)

(:10) › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Serpent and the Rainbow” (1988) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Miller’s Crossing” (1990) Gabriel Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:45) ›› “Knowing” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (6:55) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart.‘PG-13’

››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker.‘NR’ (CC)

“The Freebie” (2010) Dax Shepard. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Franchise Green Room “Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic”

(:15) “Charlie Valentine” (2009, Drama) Raymond J. Barry. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Nine” (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:05) ›› “What Just Happened?”

›› “War, Inc.” (2008, Comedy) John Cusack, Hilary Duff. (S) ‘R’

›› “Tunnel Rats” (2008) Michael Paré. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Color of Night” (1994, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) “Play Dead” (2009) Chris Klein. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) › “Stolen” (2009, Suspense) Jon Hamm, Josh Lucas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Alchemy” (2005) Tom Cavanagh. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Picnic”

(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Support Your Local Sheriff!” (1969, Western) James Garner. (CC) (:45) ››› “Support Your Local Gunfighter” (1971) James Garner, Suzanne Pleshette. (CC)

›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland. ›› “Swordfish” (2001) (CC) (AP) Wild Russia (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogCats 101 (S) (CC) ConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsPit Boss XL (N) (S) Pit Boss XL (N) (S) (BRAVO) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmaker (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedyEntouEntou(:36) ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007) ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs(:40) › “Superhero Movie” (2008) (CC) (:42) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) (4:59) “Year One” (DISC) VacuumPaidDiscovery-CMECane Toads (S) (CC) AuctionAuctionAuctionMan vs.Wild (S) One Man Army (S) SonsSonsD. D. AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction (DISN) OsoMickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish ANT ANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItPhineasPhineasGood Good Good ANT RandomShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionThe E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special

(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Little League BaseballNASCARNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: NAPA Auto Parts 200. (N) (Live) Little League (ESPN2) SportsNation English Premier League Soccer Arsenal vs. Liverpool. (N) (Live)

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ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Men’s Semifinals. From Cincinnati. (N) (Live) Softball Junior League, Final:Teams TBA. From Kirkland, Wash. (N) (CC)

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassWorld Youth Day 2011: Mass for SeminariansHoly Daily MassWorld Youth Day 2011:Visit to San Jose CenterTBAHeritageSunday NightLifeGod

(FAM) ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ›› “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. ›› “The Karate Kid Part II” (1986, Drama) ›› “The Karate Kid Part III” (1989, Drama) ›› “The Next Karate Kid”

(FSN) HunterOutdoorWhitetailBowhunDue PaidWoodsOutDW-TVFlightlineVikingsVikingsUEFA Champions League SoccerPregameWPS SoccerClassic Twins (FX) ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon. ›› “Undisputed” (2002, Drama) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. 12 (GOLF) Golf Central Golf Central Paid Program European PGA Tour Golf Czech Open, Third Round. From Celadna, Czech Republic. (N) (Live) Morning Drive The Golf Fix Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Third Round. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, Third Round. From Harrison, N.Y. (N) (S Live) (CC) Golf Central LPGA Golf (HGTV) OutdoorBlockMakPropertyIncomeYardYardYardCrashersCrashersBathBathRoom MakBlockNovoBuckSummerCandiceSarah

(S) iCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoPenguinPenguinSponge.Sponge.Big TimeVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidWays Ways Ways Ways XtremeHorse.RestoreRestore ››› “Bad Boy” (1995) Anouk Grinberg. (S) ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) Owen Wilson. “Punisher: War” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Snakehead Terror” (2004) (CC) “Supergator” (2007) Brad Johnson. ›› “Dinoshark” (2010) Eric Balfour. ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. ›› “Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) (TBN)

FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod GoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrPaws Heroes & LegendsNewsHarvest Crusade 2011 (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) (:10) ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. (CC) (:10) ›› “Fun With Dick & Jane” (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey,Téa Leoni. (:10) ›› “She’s the Man” (2006) Amanda Bynes. A student poses as her twin brother. According-Jim Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Raintree County” (1957) Montgomery Clift, Elizabeth Taylor. (CC)

›› “Lonelyhearts” (1958, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Robert Ryan. (CC)

›› “The Big Lift” (1950, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Paul Douglas.

›››› “Red River” (1948, Western) John Wayne, Montgomery Clift, Walter Brennan. (CC) ››› “From Here to Eternity” (1953) Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Misfits” (1961) Clark Gable. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeCellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6 (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) HawthoRNe (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) ›› “The Hulk” (2003) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. (CC) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (CC) ››› “300” (2007) (CC) (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStarBeyPokéBakuganRedakaiBeyBeyBey“Teen Titans: Trouble”SidekickMADMADSquirrelGumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyAdvenAdvenAdven (TRAV) TastiestTastiestFood TruckNo ReservationNo ReservationFoodFoodMega FactoriesSuperstructuresExt. SuperstoresExtreme TownsRoadside Adv.WaterparksTerror Rides (TRUTV) KitchenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home (:38) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (CC) Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Burn Notice “Eye for an Eye” (CC) Suits “Undefeated” (CC)

›› “The World Is Not Enough” (1999, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau, Robert Carlyle. (CC)

››› “Blood Diamond” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio.Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) Outdoor ChallengeWhitetailWhitetailHuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchBerettaBrownFishingHeads-Up Poker

›› “Point Break” (1991) Patrick Swayze. AdvenWorld ChallengeAdven (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidHeat of NightHeat of NightTexas RangerTexas RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIThe Unit (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC)

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(HBO) (5:15) › “The Whole Ten Yards” Michigan vs. Ohio State: The Rivalry

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REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) Zachary Gordon.‘PG’

Gloria: In Her Own Words (S) (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe.‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (:10) › “Swimfan” (2002) Jesse Bradford.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Species” (1995, Science Fiction) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!” (2004) (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) › “Repo Men” (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (2010) Keir Gilchrist. “Lost World” (SHOW) (:05) ›› “Bottle Shock” (2008, Drama)

Alan Rickman. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’

Inside NASCAR ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston.‘PG-13’ (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy “Saint John of Las Vegas” (2009) Steve Buscemi.‘R’

(2:55) ››› “A Single Man” (2009) Colin Firth.‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny.‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (1975) ‘PG’ ››› “The Count of Monte Cristo” (1975) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Crossing the Bridge” (1992, Drama) Josh Charles. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Once More With Feeling” ( 2009) Drea de Matteo.‘NR’

(:45) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (1975) Rachel Roberts. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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(:05) “Children of God” (2010, Drama) Johnny Ferro, Van Brown. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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(S) › “Exit Wounds” (2001, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. (S) ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001, Action) Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner. (S) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Inspiration

(A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Exterminator Exterminator Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Exterminator

(AMC) (5:00) ›› “Swordfish” (2001)

››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold.

››› “A Few Good Men” (1992) Tom Cruise. A Navy lawyer defends two Marines in a comrade’s death. (CC)

››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. An ex-con finds it hard to escape his former life of crime. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Mad Men “Long Weekend” (CC)

(AP) Dogs 101 (S) Dogs 101 (S) Swamp Wars (S) Pit Boss (N) (S) Pit Boss (S) Swamp Wars (S) Dogs 101 (S) Dogs 101 (S) Dogs 101 (S) Swamp Wars (S) Pit Boss (S) ExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) MatchmakerMost Eligible ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) (:33) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”Most EligibleHousewives/NJVacuumPaidPaidPaidDinner Party (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincess “Neelam” American GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincess “Neelam” PaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid

(CNN) CNN NewsroomBlair MountainPiers MorganCNN NewsroomBlair MountainPiers MorganCNN NewsroomBlair MountainPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom (COM) (4:59) “Year One”(:01) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) (CC) (:03) “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”(:05) ››› “Napoleon Dynamite” (CC) (:07) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (PA) (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) SonsSonsSons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) SonsSonsPaidCashPaidPaidPaidPaidHair Tomor (DISN) VampireVampireGood WizardsRandomRandomANT RandomShake ItVampireVampireGood WizardsRandomRandom ››› “Twitches” (2005) MoversJungleMannyLittleChugLittle

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(ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Women’s Semifinals. From Cincinnati. (N) (Live)

NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Nationals, Qualifying. From Brainerd, Minn. (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: NAPA Auto Parts 200. Year of the Quarterback (N)

(EWTN) Angelica Live“Karol: Man Who Became”World Youth Day 2011:Visit to San Jose CenterDaily MassMaximilian: SaintWorld Youth Day 2011: Closing Mass (N) (Live) Cenacle

(FAM) “Next Karate” ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) ››› “The Rundown” (2003)

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(FSN) MLB Baseball New YorkYankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins UEFA Champions League SoccerWorld Poker Tour:MLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins 50 Greatest Twins50 Greatest TwinsBaseball

(FX) (5:30) › “12 Rounds” (2009, Action) Two Two Two Two SunnySunnyLouieLouieTwo Two SunnySunnyLouieLouieTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore. (N) (Live)

PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Third Round. Golf Central PGA Tour GolfLPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore. Paid Program Gary McCord GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) BlockCandiceGreenSecretsRoom ColorNovoHouseHuntersHuntersRoom ColorNovoHouseHuntersHuntersGreenSecretsPaidPaidCashPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) Modern MarvelsMeat America (CC) The Lost Kennedy Home Movies (CC) (:01) Meat America (CC) (:01) The Lost Kennedy Home MoviesPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Lies My Mother Told Me” (2005) (CC) “Deadly Sibling Rivalry” (2011) (CC) “The Stepson” (2010) Christina Cox. MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S) ’70s’70sLopezLopezMarriedMarriedMarriedNannyMy WifeMy Wife’70s’70sFamilyFamilyFamilyTBAFamilyFamily (SPIKE) (5:00) “Punisher: War Zone” ›› “Rambo” (2008) Julie Benz (S) Hooters’ 2 ›› “Rambo III” (1988) Sylvester Stallone. (S) EntouEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) “Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus” (2010) “Swamp Shark” (2011) Kristy Swanson. ›› “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” › “Dinocroc” (2004) Costas Mandylor. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a TravelIn the Blink of an EyeVirtualOak FaithF. NightingaleStrangerLindsey PraiseHilliardOr-der (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens

›› “Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (CC) (8:50) ›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (CC) (10:50) ›› “Nacho Libre” (2006) Jack Black, Ana de la Reguera. (12:50) › “The Love Guru” (2008, Comedy) Mike Myers. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHome Improve. Home Improve. (TCM) (4:45) ››› “The Misfits” (1961) ››› “A Place in the Sun” (1951) Montgomery Clift, Elizabeth Taylor. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Heiress” (1949, Drama) Olivia de Havilland. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Search” (1948) Montgomery Clift, Ivan Jandl. (CC)

(:15) ››› “I Confess” (1953, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Anne Baxter.

›› “The Defector” (1966) Montgomery Clift, Hardy Kruger. Premiere.

››› “This Is the Night” (1932) (TLC) Cellblock 620/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) Cellblock 6PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (4:30) “300” (2007) ›› “Watchmen” (2009) Billy Crudup. Premiere. (CC) ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) (CC) (:45) ›› “Star Trek:Insurrection”(:45) ››› “Galaxy Quest” (1999) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) › “Inspector Gadget”JohnnyOblongsKing-HillKing-HillFam GuyBoonBoonBleachDurararaFullmetalKekCowboyCowboyGhostGhostBleachDurararaFullmetalInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) RestaurantsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Top-ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Happily Divorced Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (:13) Three’s Company

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3’s Company (:34) The Nanny (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker.Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Theatergoers witness a murder. (VS) Bull RidingBull RidingHeads-Up PokerBull RidingHeads-Up PokerBull RidingPaidPaidPaidPaidKnifeBig Fish!Rifles (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Chicago White Sox. (N) News at NineScrubsMotherSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbCurbEntouSouth PkSouth Pk ›› “The Country Bears” (2002) (CC) WorldScudder

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›› “Flashpoint” (1984) Kris Kristofferson. ‘R’(CC) (:35) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994) John Turturro.‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(MAX) (5:45) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) Jeff Goldblum. (S) ‘PG-13’ Strike Back (S) (CC) “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, Jennifer Morrison. Premiere.‘R’ Strike Back (S) (:40) “Dangerous Attractions” (2010) Jason Sarcinelli. (:05) “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, Jennifer Morrison.‘R’

›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. iTV.‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Franchise Green Room Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. iTV.‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Crush” (2009) Christopher Egan.‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Across the Line:The Exodus of Charlie Wright” (TMC) (5:50) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Alone in the Dark II” (2008) Rick Yune.‘PG-13’ (:35) › “Sutures” (2009) Andrew Prine.‘R’ (CC)

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(:35) › “Sutures” (2009) Andrew Prine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Devil Dared Me To” (2007) Chris Stapp.‘NR’ (CC) (:25) › “As Good as Dead” (2010) Cary Elwes.‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Castaway Cowboy” ‘G’