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t’s said that there’s nothing more vicious than a wild animal that’s cornered, but I’d add that there’s nothing more devious than a top corporate or political official caught in a scandalous hypocrisy. Witness the huge menagerie of political critters who’ve recently been backed into a corner by the “Panama Papers.” This is a trove of thousands of internet documents leaked to global media outlets, revealing that assorted

billionaires, rich celebrities, corporate chieftains and, yes, pious public officials have been hiding their wealth and dodging the taxes they owe by stashing their cash in foreign tax havens. Of course, we’ve known for a while that tax dodging is a common plutocratic scam, but the details from the leaked files of an obscure Panamanian law firm named Mossack Fonseca now gives us names to shame. One is David Cameron, the ardently conservative prime minister of Britain, who has loudly declaimed tax sneaks in public. But ­— oops! — now we learn that his own super-wealthy father was a Mossack Fonseca client, and that David himself has profited from the stealth wealth he inherited from the elder Cameron’s secret stash. Trapped by the facts, the snarling, privileged prime minister used middleclass commoners as his shield, asserting that critics of his secluded wealth are

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trying to “tax anyone who [wants] to pass on their home to their children.” Uh-uh, David, we merely want to tax those who try to pass-off tax frauds on the public. One of Cameron’s partisans even claimed that critics “hate anybody who has a hint of wealth in them.” No, it’s the gross, self-serving hypocrisy of the elites that people hate. Yet now, doubling down on their hypocrisy, Cameron & Company have announced that they’ll host an anticorruption summit meeting to address the problem of offshore tax evaders! As Lily Tomlin says: “No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up.” This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. April 21, 2016 5

guest column Sullied bedfellows by Kaye Fissinger

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onnecting dots is generally considered to be a child’s game. But when applied to politics and all of its bedfellows who usually come out at night when the sun isn’t shining, it is far from child’s play. What is going on in Colorado, both out in the open and behind closed doors at the higher, indeed the highest, levels of state government, is stomach churning. I’ve been at the forefront of the fracking issue since late 2011 when fracking for oil and gas was barreling down on Longmont (pun intended) with only a month to stop an inevitable train wreck. Permission would have been granted by the Planning and Zoning Commission with the public essentially knowing nothing until the first rig went up. Even council members (some, but perhaps not all) would have been unaware. The people of Longmont essentially said “hold your horses; we want a closer look at this.” Longer story short, Longmont voters passed a charter amendment that banned fracking and the disposal of its waste products in November 2012 with a 60-40 percent mandate. The oil and gas industry sued Longmont and the state quickly joined in on the bullying under Governor Hickenlooper’s orders. While the ongoing battle continued to play out at the ballot box in surrounding communities, state representatives, Mike Foote and Jonathan Singer, and state senator, Matt Jones, have not only listened to their constituents but also have gone to bat for all of the folks who are a far cry from powerful and obscenely wealthy special interests. Backroom discussions, phone calls, after hour drinks, etc. — all not open to public scrutiny — likely play a big part in thwarting every bill brought forward that is connected to oil and gas, even those that do not say oil and gas overtly. (Watch for coming additional hits on citizen democracy on November’s ballot.) Those [bills] that originate in the Senate never make it out of committee. Those originating in the House, usually make it out of committee and some find their way to the Senate — where, of course, they are killed. In spite of the state constitution and previous court rulings (specifically Bowen/Edwards in 1992, which does not give blanket preemption to the state over oil and gas control as the industry 6 April 21, 2016

insists), facts are relentlessly distorted and the propaganda spews forth from Republicans as well as a few Democrats like the dirty energy from wells. We are deafened with lies and statements deliberately taken out of context that paint the legal environment with black oil and toxic methane emissions. Those are hard to see on the canvass; look for the brown cloud and the infrared camera fumes that are painted in gray tones. All accomplished without a second’s chagrin and likely high fives in the hallways of the people’s building. Recent examples are Representative Mike Foote’s HB 16-1355, which sought to grant oil and gas zoning authority to local governments, as is the case with every other business and industry. Amended to nearly meaningless on the day of the vote, it still couldn’t pass the House. And you can thank Democrats Ed Vigil and Paul Rosenthal for the deciding votes. Senator Matt Jones’ bill (SB 16-129) that changed one word — “foster” oil and gas development to “administer” oil and gas development, seeking to level the playing field somewhat — went to the Senate “kill committee” where it was assassinated. Representative Joe Salazar’s HB 16-1310 would hold oil and gas companies and operators liable if their activities cause an earthquake that results in harm to an individual or to property. Fair? Right. Common sense? Right. But you guessed it. Colorado Public Radio reported that our dear Governor Hickenlooper said he would not sign this bill, speaking at an American Petroleum Institute luncheon — naturally. Coloradans who still believe that the state government will protect their health, safety, welfare and property values need a stiff cup of espresso each and every morning to help them accept the truth. If we want change, if we want our health and safety protected, we will have to do it ourselves. “Yes for Health and Safety over Fracking,” (yesforhealthandsafety.org) the issue committee of Coloradans Resisting Extreme Energy Development, will soon be on the streets asking for your signature on state petitions that will amend Colorado’s constitution to guarantee our health and safety. Grab that pen and sign. Kaye Fissinger is President, Our Health Our Future Our Longmont. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly.

guest column ColoradoCare: You can handle the truth by Steve Smith

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he current healthcare system has all the hallmarks of an abusive relationship. Well, it’s what we know. Maybe it’ll change. It would be hard to leave. Consider these symptoms. In most local markets, private hospital providers are able to act as a quasi-monopoly. Absent real market forces, pricing becomes arbitrary, capricious and even whimsical. The uninsured hospital patient is confronted with a bloated sticker price. No visibility. No effective patient bargaining advocate. No explanation. Visa or Master Card? Private insurance companies then feed from their own monopolistic trough. They price to their own captive market. Their power to negotiate a pricing discount benefits their own bottom line, not the patient. There is zero incentive by them to hold down costs as they are paid on a fixed percentage of the claims they administer. UnitedHealthcare CEO Stephen Hemsley took home over $62 million in 2014 alone. Shame. That’s far more than friction in the system. That’s strip-mining it. No wonder many Colorado patients are left naked in the wind. Don’t confuse coverage availability with affordability. Many so-called policies won’t even kick in before a $6,000 deductible. That number might as well be infinity

for many patients. Colorado residents often follow that familiar national pattern: Pray that no medical emergency befalls them, hope to navigate their way through the system, then wait until they finally achieve the eureka moment with the arrival of that Medicare card on their 65th birthday. Facts are facts, and the sad fact is 62 percent of personal bankruptcies are the result of medical expenses. Even more alarming, 78 percent of those had some form of health insurance. The current health care system is a creature of, by and for the various monied interests. Check it out. Track how the private insurance lobbies worked the Colorado legislature to torpedo a low-cost universal plan. Of course they did. Their very territory was threatened. No lobby for us patients, though. As George Carlin would have said, “It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.” Maybe it’s time to start a new club. Federal law invites that. Each state is given the opportunity to opt out of the Affordable Care Act (ACA) if it can innovate its own plan that surpasses the goals of the federal system. ColoradoCare aims to do just that. It would establish a true nonprofit co-op to provide a top-grade no-deductible universal healthcare plan for every see GUEST COLUMN Page 8

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university should be a critic and conscience of society, according to an old-fashioned view. There are lofty goals on campus plaques and universities should certainly provide a unique space for dissident views. Nevertheless, if you scratch the surface, you realize that universities are increasingly knowledge factories subordinate to corporate America. Progressive student activists challenge universities to live up to their ideals. United Students Against Sweatshops (USAS) is a nationwide, grassroots group organizing solidarity with workers who face grievous conditions locally and abroad. They have focused their activism on the reckless business practices of university-branded sports apparel brands. As students attending colleges and universities with multimillion-dollar apparel programs, USAS has conducted campaigns to force apparel brands like Nike to respect workers rights. University of Colorado has a huge contract with Nike. On April 5, the CU Boulder chapter of USAS hosted a talk by Noi Supalai, former union president and Nike factory worker from Thailand. She described her struggles while working

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Colorado resident. The premium level would be set as a percentage of income. In very general terms that would be 3.33 percent of salary for employees, 6.67 percent salary for the employers, and 10 percent of certain non-exempt income for the self-employed (and non-wage earnings). Weigh that in the context of eliminating your own current all-in (i.e. employer/employee premium, deductible, co-pay) annual cost. As one data point just the premium portion of an average 2015 employersponsored PPO plan for an American family of four was $24,671. Let us welcome a clean debate — clean in the sense it is centered around the interests of the public. Opposition to Amendment 69, which would enable

for a sub-contracting company in Thailand called Eagle Speed, which produced clothing for brands such as Nike, Northface, Columbia and Puma. Accompanied by a volunteer translator, Supalai explained that after the 2008 world economic meltdown, these brands began to order less clothing from Eagle Speed. Supalai said that, “it was at that point that Nike took advantage of the situation and made a deal with the factory trying to order in higher quantity, and they pressured for greatest quality, and we had to produce it within a shorter time frame and in lower costs.” Supalai said that Nike threatened to terminate Eagle Speed’s contract if they didn’t agree to the new conditions. The 2,000 Eagle Speed workers were unable to keep up with the high demand. As a result, Nike placed a fine on the factory and refused to pay for any of the clothing produced. The workday was elongated from 8 a.m. to midnight or 1 a.m. Management placed devices on their bodies to track their working pace to ensure consistency. The workers didn’t get paid for two months and couldn’t even go home. In desperation, the workers went see THE ANDERSON FILES Page 9

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ColoradoCare, will be well-funded, intense and vicious. Consider why. Their special interests — the very ones representing such crushing overhead in today’s system — are threatened. The referendum this November shall awaken the Beast. The matter goes directly to the people. That’s good. The public would be well served by the ensuing debate. Priorities will be evaluated. Past inertia will be challenged. Truths will be flushed out. That truth might even lead to Colorado becoming the very model for a bottoms-up national healthcare transformation. Steve Smith is a Colorado resident on Medicare. This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly. Boulder Weekly

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on strike. When Supalai and 24 of her fellow co-workers attempted to meet with Eagle Speed management, they were directed to a room where they were immediately locked up. She said Eagle Speed’s response when questioned about the detention was, “You are too radical, stirring up workers.” The Eagle Speed workers contacted the Thai government’s Department of Labor Protection who refused to help them. The workers directly contacted Nike and got the run-around. Finally, they reached out to the Workers Rights Consortium (WRC), an independent labor rights monitoring organization. Within one week, the WRC was able to reach an arrangement with Eagle Speed that successfully allowed former workers to go back to work with a promise that they wouldn’t be discriminated against and that those who wished to resign would be granted full compensation. The WRC attempts to combat sweatshops around the globe and protect the rights of workers who make apparel and other products. It was founded in 2000 by university administrators, labor rights experts and student activists. The group’s primary focus is the labor practices of factories that make university-related apparel. The WRC conducts independent, in-depth investigations; issues public reports on factories producing for major brands; and aids workers at these factories in their efforts to end labor abuses and defend their workplace rights. Nearly 200 schools are WRC affiliates. CU is one of them. For many years, WRC and Nike have had a reasonably cooperative relationship. However, the situation changed recently. Late last year, workers at a Nike supplier’s factory in Vietnam held a pair of strikes over working conditions. The WRC wanted to inspect the factory but Nike stopped them. WRC director Scott Nova was “surprised and concerned” by this change. He said, “What it boils down to is Nike prefers not to be accountable to an independent investigative body. They want to police the working conditions themselves. The reason there are mandatory standards is it’s not prudent to allow companies to police themselves.” Nike has a lengthy history dealing with labor watchdogs and student activists. In the 1990s, the company was embarrassed over a number of sweatshop scandals. Since then, Nike Boulder Weekly

has polished its pubic image and has changed its behavior. The USAS is leading a national campaign to force Nike to go back to allowing WRC to inspect factories producing Nike shoes, clothes and athletic equipment. The company is violating codes of conduct in contracts with many schools. Recently, hundreds of college faculty members around the country signed onto a letter criticizing Nike for not

assisting the WRC in investigating the situation at the Vietnamese factory. The president of Rutgers University, Robert Barchi, said that if Nike didn’t help the WRC access the Vietnamese factory, the company would be taking “a step backward” on its labor rights record. “Rutgers feels that it is essential that all companies producing Rutgers-branded products not only adhere to all applicable labor codes of conduct but also be perceived

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open spaces near wilderness areas. They provide abundant access to the same kind of terrain and aesthetic experiences. Most mountain bikers are very courteous and respectful of other trail users. A number of mountain bikers like to travel at high speeds that can be startling to hikers, horseback riders, other trail users and wildlife. Bikes often cause severe erosion of trails. There are often insufficient funds to repair and maintain existing mountain bike trails. They are, by their very nature, mechanized means of travel, and incompatible with the concept and implementation of the Wilderness Act. A recent unscientific poll in the Denver Post showed a slight majority that wanted wilderness areas to allow bikes. It would appear these proponents are well organized. Please join us in supporting sensible mountain biking on most public lands, but not in [designated] Wilderness Areas. Alan Apt, Wilderness Chair Sierra Club, Rocky Mountain Chapter

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Just a note for Mr. Danish in response to his column [Re: “The Donald (a whining loser) and the caucuses,” April 14] on Donald Trump getting ripped off for Colorado delegates: Whatever you said sounds like bullshit to me. You don’t get delegates before the popular vote! Delegates should be apportioned after the people have voted. If Trump gets 52 percent of the vote he should get 52 percent of the delegates. And he gets to pick who they are after the vote. All that rigmarole you wrote about caucuses, county assemblies, congressional districts, state conventions, blah, blah, is exactly how the system is rigged. I’m no Trump supporter, but support Bernie Sanders who is getting screwed in similar fashion with the Democratic Party “super-delegates.” The times they are a-changing, dude. Sanders and Trump are exposing the corruption in our political system. Your remarks, Mr. Danish, I repeat, are bullshit. D. Hyde/Longmont

I am a mountain biker, as are many Sierra Club members. We can and do enjoy thousands of miles of dirt roads and trails on local public lands, and millions of miles nationally. Wilderness is a very small percentage of public land. It is critical wildlife habitat, often providing complete ecosystems where wildlife enjoys very rare undisturbed places; though hunting is allowed. Wilderness is also the “untrammeled” source of clean air and clean water for everyone. The Wilderness Act expressly omits all mechanized recreation. It is one of the few places where humans can also partake of a slower pace of motion that is also far less likely to interfere with wildlife. Wilderness trails are often remote, and it is difficult to maintain these trails with a minimum of technology. Some mountain biking organizations are advocating for altering or amending the Wilderness Act to allow mountain biking. They haven’t succeeded in Congress thus far. They have also opposed the creation of new wilderness areas in some parts of the U.S. In most cases, compromises have been reached that maintain or create bike access adjacent to new wilderness to accommodate bikers. Mountain bikes are allowed on most National Forest lands and many state parks and local

The review of the film Catching the Sun [Re: “Energy Policy is social policy,” April 14] heartened me about efforts to transform our energy system to achieve a green economy. It’s a timely movie to be viewed as we celebrate Earth Day. It’s good for us to keep a positive outlook as we approach the issue of climate change and work to achieve a sustainable planet. It is encouraging that members from both sides of the aisle are coming together in the form of the bipartisan Climate Solutions Caucus in the House. The purpose of the new caucus, which will be co-chaired by Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-FL) and Rep. Ted Deutch (D-FL), is to “explore policy options that address the impacts, causes, and challenges of our changing climate,” according to a document filed with the Committee on House Administration. Our good deed for Earth Day can be to contact our Senators Cory Gardner and Michael Bennet and Representative Jared Polis to let them know that we need Congress to pass legislation that puts a steadily rising fee on carbon, and then return that revenue back to households. This is a bipartisan approach that was championed by former Secretary of see LETTERS Page 11

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State George Shultz. It could cut emissions of CO2 in half within 20 years while adding millions of jobs to the economy, according to a REMI study. (http://citizensclimatelobby.org/remireport/) This is a solution that our Colorado Congressmen could easily support. It’s a no-risk “insurance policy” as Shultz would put it. We celebrate the earth each year, and we are working to achieve a green economy. There are so many different ways that we can work to limit CO2 emissions. Let’s help our government find a way to really honor our planet as we make one more circle round the sun. Roberta Benson/Boulder

Republicans insult Aurora theater massacre families

Recently, Colorado Senate Republicans voted to repeal a bill prohibiting the possession of large-capacity ammunition magazines insulted the families and victims of the Aurora Movie Theater Massacre and Columbine. I testified against this absurd and dangerous bill, and I watched in disbelief and disgust as Republicans voted along straight party lines in order to repeal

the bill prohibiting large-capacity ammunition in Colorado. Three Republican Senators, Ray Scott, Jerry Sonnenberg and Owen Hill refused to do their jobs and protect the citizens of Colorado. Democratic Senator Matt Jones of Boulder voted against the bill along with Democratic Senator Ulibarri. This despicable bill was sponsored by Republican senator Vicki Marble. This debacle occurred after one family

member after another testified about the slaughter of family members at the hands of a mass murderer using largecapacity ammunition magazines at Columbine and Aurora. These Colorado Republicans are complicit in murder of Colorado citizens along with the lobbyists from the NRA and Rocky Mountain Gun Owners. It is past time to vote all Republicans out of office. Andrew J. O’Connor/Lafayette

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Earth Day — a nice day to recognize, appreciate and extol our home planet. Any of us who pay attention to the changes in our earth’s climate, including the last two years being the hottest on record, know that we need to not only celebrate the earth on this day, but fight for it every day of the year. Will we be able to wean ourselves from consuming fossil fuels so we can reduce our outpouring of carbon, methane and other greenhouse gases? There’s a plan articulated by the Citizens’ Climate Lobby that would greatly help this problem. A steadily rising fee would be assessed at the sources of fossil fuels. The fees would be collected and returned to all U.S. citizens, making it a revenue neutral system. As a result of this, new sustainable and renewable energy sources would become more competitive. It wouldn’t hurt, of course, to remove some of the outrageous government subsidies and tax advantages that fossil fuel companies receive from the U.S. The revenue neutral system proposed by the Citizens’ Climate Lobby would reduce carbon levels 50 percent below 1990 levels in just 20 years, according to the Regional Economic Models, Inc. (REMI) study. We need to take significant and dramatic action to stem the tide of rising carbon levels and worldwide temperatures. Tell Senator Gardner, Senator Bennet, and Congressman Polis to support a revenue-neutral carbon tax. We can all make Earth Day pledges to change our lifestyles to consume less and conserve more, but we need a systematic, country-wide system like the one proposed by CCL to assure that we reduce our carbon footprint every day — and soon. Please see citizensclimatelobby. org/about-ccl/ Kenneth Nova/Boulder Boulder Weekly

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op environmental jouramplifies the potential for climatnalists, professors and ic catastrophe. analysts will direct a “With this methane thing, teach-in on global [global warming] could be accelerwarming, fracking and ated and nobody is admitting it; the oil and gas industry at the you don’t hear about this. It’s not University of Colorado this Friday, the thing that makes the headlines April 22 and Saturday, April 23. and we could get an [extreme “Fracking: A Sure Path to an weather] event that happens in a Ice-Free Planet,” will feature predecade as opposed to 100 years,” sentations and question-andWalter says. answer sessions from author Nikiforuk will speak in person Discussions at the Earth Day event will include those about fracking dangers, climate change, Andrew Nikiforuk (Slick Water: at the event and sign books. His politics of oil and gas, Boulder’s role in global warming and more. Fracking and One Insider’s Stand book, Slick Water, chronicles Against the World’s Most Powerful Jessica Ernst, a woman in Alberta, Industry), author and journalist Canada, who took on gas operator Antonia Juhasz (Black Tide; and Encana by filing a lawsuit claimThe Bush Agenda) and a keynote ing that they had secretly set up presentation from leading fracking hundreds of fracking wells, which researcher Anthony Ingraffea of then contaminated local water Cornell University. There will also supplies to the point that Ernst be discussions with local policy could set her tap water on fire. makers, professors and scientists. Antonia Juhasz will speak The all-day forum, and movie about her work around the globe screening on Friday night, was investigating the effects of oil and born out of a need to act urgently on climate change and highlight how important gas drilling. Her work has covered the BP Gulf oil spill, the politics of how govresearch isn’t getting adequate coverage, says Marty Walter, a CU professor who ernments and oil companies work together, rainforest destruction, climate negotiaco-organized the event with local researcher Daniel Ziskin. tions and more. “When you hit a weather report and you hear about baseball-sized hail in On Friday night, there will be a screening of Merchants of Doubt, a documentaDallas last week, you never hear the weather guy say, ‘Statistically speaking, this is ry that looks at how corporations and politicians hire pundits to sling phony sciprobably related to global warming,’” Walter says. “You can never say this weather ence and research in the media to create uncertainty and confusion about everyevent was caused by X; that’s a question that you just can’t answer because it’s thing from climate change to the medical industry. The screening is free. complicated. [But] is the probability that you get baseball-sized hail in Dallas Walter says the events on Earth Day will hopefully inspire attendees toward increased due to global warming by X percent? The answer to action, and that it’s particularly critical for Boulder citizens to that is yes, and you can do calculations based on what percent start thinking about the immediacy of such action. X is.” “What we’re lacking right now is a sense of urgency in Models can be conservative or liberal when framing the dealing with this. We shouldn’t be asking about should we OF CARBON WE municipalize because of a cost benefit, we should be saying, impact of global warming on specific weather events, but BURN PUTS US ONE ‘No, we should municipalize right now because Xcel is not Walter says more often than not, the conservative estimates moving fast enough toward renewables,’” Walter says. are the only ones reported and “You never hear about the largATOM CLOSER TO Both the movie screening and forum will be held in the er Xs.” THE DESTRUCTION Math 100 room at CU, and the Saturday event runs from 9 Some of that under-reported research is by Ingraffea and OF COMPLEX a.m. to 5 p.m. with an optional lunch break in the middle. his colleagues at Cornell. His recent work on methane emisWalter says all money raised from the event will support the sions from shale gas development showed major methane levCIVILIZATION.” — els above and around fracking operations in Pennsylvania, and Colorado ballot initiatives regulating fracking, but that attenMARTY WALTER, he also has published work showing that methane released dance is more important than the price of admission. CO-ORGANIZER OF from fracking operations is much more destructive to the “It’s zero to 15 bucks just to attend,” Walter says. “If you’re atmosphere than coal emissions over 20- and 100-year timetoo poor, don’t worry about it, I’ll pay for you. I want to see a “FRACKING: A SURE frames. good audience because the urgency for dealing with global PATH TO AN ICE-FREE That research will be shared in a presentation Ingraffea warming is lacking in our civilization right now. The amount PLANET” will deliver over Skype, Walter says. It’s critical to widely and of carbon we burn puts us one atom closer to the destruction immediately disseminate the work Ingraffea and his colof complex civilization.” leagues at Cornell have done, Walter says, because fracking For more information on the event, visit fracktivism.net.

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olorado voters could see two constitutional amendment initiatives on the November ballot that, if passed, would limit oil and gas development near populated areas and would give local governments more authority over such developments. The initiatives are sponsored by Coloradans Resisting Extreme Energy Development (CREED), a Boulder-based grass-roots organization with board members from Boulder, Denver and Durango. The first initiative, “Mandatory Setbacks from Oil and Gas Development,” would require a 2,500-foot setback “from the nearest occupied Colorado, 350 Colorado and Coloradans Against Fracking. Numerous other groups structure or other specified or locally designated area” for any new oil and gas devel- are expected to officially endorse the initiatives in the coming weeks. opment, which includes wells and industrial infrastructure such as compressor sta“This is one of the two avenues left to us. We either change the state law or we tions and production platforms. lay down in front of bulldozers,” says Razz Gormley with Frack Free Colorado. Although CREED considered an initiative with a 4,000-foot setback, the 2,500 “Our governments are so entrenched in oil and gas that we’re never going to get feet is based on health studies done within the state of Colorado, which found that any help otherwise.” people begin experiencing significant health impacts when oil and gas facilities are CREED, Frack Free Colorado and 350 Colorado have presentations about the located within a half of a mile of an occupied structure. And although other studies initiatives scheduled in communities throughout the state in the coming weeks. The show impacts can be felt at much greater distances, “We selected 2,500 feet because presentations will include an overview of the impacts of fracking, the constitutional we thought that would protect most Coloradans,” says Tricia Olson, executive amendment initiative process and the two initiatives specifically. director of CREED. “These [initiatives] make a lot of sense and they support one another. Some The second amendment, “Local Governmental Control of Oil and Gas communities have already stated that they don’t want to rely on oil and gas and Development” would authorize “local governments to prohibit, limit, or impose have been unconstitutionally sued for their decision,” Gormley says, referencing moratoriums on oil and gas development” should they choose to do so and also Longmont’s fracking ban and Fort Collins’ moratorium. “The communities that are prohibit “the state from preempting any local laws or regulations that prevent or most impacted by this really don’t have any other options. The grass-roots [movemitigate local impacts from oil and gas development.” ments] have gotten behind these initiatives, the front-line communities are really “Local governments are unique,” Olson says. “They know their locale better excited about them and this is where all the energy is going.” than anyone else does and will know what will work there.” “The movement in Colorado to address fracking has basically done everything CREED whittled the list of potential anti-fracking initiatives from 11 ideas dis- we can within the normal advocacy channels,” says Micah Parkin, executive director cussed earlier this year to the two for which they are now of 350 Colorado. “We’ve all worked at the local level, with our seeking signatures. With the two initiatives, CREED hopes to local elected officials who have done, in many cases, all they can protect Coloradans from encroaching oil and gas development. and yet our democracy is really being usurped by this industry ON THE BILL: Colorado’s Olson is very insistent, however, that neither one of the initiaand [the initiatives are] really a last line of defense so that our Anti-Fracking Ballot initiatives. tives means a ban on fracking in Colorado. communities can keep fracking at bay. ... We have a desperate Thursday, April 21, 7:30 p.m. Alfalfa’s Community Room, 1651 need right now for these two ballot initiatives to pass so that we In order to get the constitutional amendment initiatives on Broadway, Boulder. Fossil Free have that constitutional authority to protect ourselves.” the ballot come November, CREED needs to gather 98,492 Your Life Community Block Party. And this could be the last chance for such grass-roots constisignatures, or 5 percent of the population who voted in the last Saturday April 23, 1 p.m., 815 North Street, Boulder. tutional amendment initiatives to make it onto a Colorado ballot. Secretary of State election, in less than four months. The netOver the last two years, state legislators — prodded and funded work of supporters for these initiatives stretches throughout by many of the state’s wealthiest individuals and corporations Colorado, including organizations and citizens in Weld, who comprise the “invitation only” organization, Colorado Concern — have made Larimer, Denver, Jefferson, Arapahoe and Adams counties as well as “some pockets clear their intent to make direct citizen democracy as difficult and expensive as posof support” on the Western Slope and in southwest and southern Colorado, Olson sible. As previously reported by Boulder Weekly [“Behind the Curtain,” Sept. 12, says. 2015] the Colorado establishment, which is represented by the leaders and many The group hopes to gather 160,000 signatures per ballot measure before the rank and file members of both political parties, is out to stop these citizen initiatives deadline on August 8, but will turn in the petitions even if they are short of that goal. Volunteers are expected to start circulating the petition for signatures on Earth and is willing to spend $100 million to make that happen. “[There are] attempts designed to alter the initiative process, to essentially ruin Day, Friday, April 22. the initiative process, that may pass and [then] there is simply no opportunity in the CREED hopes to recruit 1,000 volunteers to gather signatures. Olson says several environmental organizations are donating volunteers to the cause, and CREED future,” Olson says. “Those attempts are designed to keep the people from having will pay people to circulate the petition if needed. So far, financial backing has come any say in government at all.” But Olson is confident that if the CREED initiatives make it on the November primarily from a single source but they are looking for additional funding moving ballot, they will pass. Regardless of the outcome, Olson says the massive undertakforward. Perhaps the establishment-shaking firepower of small, personal donations ing and effort is worth it. will show itself once more, just as Colorado citizens demonstrated through their “Obviously, it’s worth it if we succeed because we will have protected support of Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump that they have grown weary of estabColoradans from the impacts of heavy industrial fracking,” she says. “On the other lishment politics. And as Olson points out, the issues addressed by these initiatives hand, if for some reason it doesn’t make it to the ballot, it will still be worth it are bipartisan. because we will have raised awareness.” Several activist groups have endorsed the initiatives including Frack Free Boulder Weekly

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Standing apart from the crowd is Joshua Goss, a geologist by education but a blacksmith by trade, who makes geologic art in his metal shop in Denver. His sculptures, currently on exhibition in his show UPlift! at The Dairy Arts Center, create snapshots of the geologic process, capturing the processes of time, heat and pressure. Inside his studio, Goss layers materials from the earth — iron, bronze, steel and thermoform plastic. He heats them to high temperatures and compresses them horizontally with a hydraulic press, causing the layers to bond much like the process of geological deposition. After the layers mold together, Goss cuts into the straight layers, introducing fault lines into the block of metal and plastic. To recreate the process of orogeny — a scientific term for mountain building — Goss then reheats and compresses the piece, causing uplift and ductile distortion. At this point, Goss has created a blackened and charred block of metal that is shredded, ripped and distorted. Goss says this in-between state makes him

Sculpture and science tell a visual story of mountain building by Sarah Haas

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ocated at the nexus of the Great Plains and the Rocky Mountains, Boulder’s topography is the ultimate geologic juxtaposition. The change of slope where the flat lands meet the Front Range offers a captivating contrast, but is also a source of some controversy. While geologists agree about the events that caused the initial uplift in Colorado’s continental crust, they disagree about the events that created the mountains that exist today. The process spans millions of years with no human record to help geologists construct their theories. Instead, they must study the earth in hopes of uncovering the history captured in the rocks.

feel uncomfortable, compelling him to refine the piece to assuage his perfectionist tendencies. Goss begins to cut the mutated block apart and then introduces erosive processes as he soaks each piece in an acid bath for several days, cleaning and adding luster to the metal. Having created individual pieces of a greater puzzle, Goss sets to rearrange them into a compelling visual story. “What would take millions of years to make in nature, you are seeing happen right before your eyes,” Goss says. “It kind of puts the geological time scale in a human perspective, which is one of my goals in making this.” The Rockies formed 70 million years ago as inward moving tectonic pressure at both coasts pushed up slabs of earth at weak areas in the middle of the continental crust, only to be covered with debris in the following millions of years. But scientists disagree about whether the Rockies that exist today are the result of a secondary uplift event or a series of massive erosion events caused by cooling climates. Lon Abbott, professor of geology at the University See UPLIFT Page 18

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of Colorado Boulder, is joining Goss for reconstructing the clues of the crime a lecture about art and geology at The scene into a logical narrative built Dairy on May 3 to talk about these difaround scientific evidence, the artist ferent theories and the way geologists stands watch over the entirety of the study the earth to find answers. process to express the underlying uni“If you go wandering in the footversal value. Goss is both. hills on your hike, the rocks are crying Although he follows the tenets of out to you with all the scientific method Courtesy of Joshua Goss kind of stories that for experimentation in you don’t notice,” his artistic process, he Abbot says. “It’s just says, “the great thing like if someone was about art is that it talking to you in doesn’t have to be Greek but you don’t extremely scientific.” understand the lanThis allows him a guage, so it’s in one unique vantage point ear and out the other. over a hidden process. But if you understand Just as the crethe language, then all ation of the Rocky of the sudden you are Mountains is seen learning all kinds of differently by differinteresting things as ent geologists, so is you walk through a the interpretation of Greek town. So, as art. Each tells a timegeologists we are basi- Denver artist Joshua Goss less story, one evically telling that story, denced by the earth, much like Josh is telling his story.” the other by resonating with a human The major difference between Goss’ audience. The pairing of Goss’s sculpartistry and scientific methodology isn’t ture with geologic history helps to process per se, but perspective. While make both more accessible and the geologist is akin to a detective, impactful. Boulder Weekly

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hey say you can’t run before you walk, but Terry Chiplin may be And as high school drew to a close, Chiplin began to tread a darker path, disthe exception to the rule. covering, as he says, “sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll.” He stopped running. The British-native is the founder of the Estes Park-based “I had a 10-year dark period in my life,” he says. “I remember waking up one Active at Altitude, which could perhaps be best described as an morning and thinking to myself, ‘If [you] carry on like this, you’re not going to athletic experience provider — but listening to Chiplin talk about have a long life.” his business is like listening to a former alcoholic talk about the AA group that So he asked himself what he could do to break the cycle. What did he used to saved his life. For Chiplin, Active at Altitude is more than a business. It’s a way to enjoy that he had given up for this shallow existence? He wasted no time when the connect people with themselves, with one another and with nature. For Chiplin, answer came to him. running is everything, and everyone is capable of being a runner. “I put some shoes on, and I went for a run,” Chiplin says. “I got blisters on my Along with his wife Jacqui, Chiplin has dedicated his life to helping people feet. I’d run some, I’d walk some, but I remembered how good it felt. How free I engage in healthy, active lifestyles, whether they are seasoned professional runners felt.” looking to take their skill to the next level, or casual athletes who want to see what At 28 years old, Terry Chiplin was a “born again runner.” their bodies and minds are capable of. To Once he found his stride again, Courtesy of Terry Chiplin help folks reach their goals, Active at Chiplin began coaching runners in his Altitude runs a number of programs, spare time around his day job. He trained including co-ed and all-women trail rungroups to run the London Marathon and ning camps, altitude training, running did health and fitness seminars at his day vacations, personalized endurance coaching, job. mental training workshops and the nation’s And just as he discovered running first and only trail running conference. again at 28, Chiplin discovered school For Chiplin — the man who says he felt again at 38. He quit his job to focus on school full time, earning a degree in like he ran before he walked — the choice sports studies and leisure studies from De to quit his comfortable job in the automoMontfort University in England. His distive industry in England and move to sertation on motivation and physical Colorado to start Active at Altitude was A main goal of Active at Altitude is helping people — especially women, according simple. activity set the foundation for the work he to founder Terry Chiplin — connect with their potential as runners through a number “I reached a point back in England that of programs. Here, women pose during a women’s-only trail running camp. would do through Active at Altitude the intrinsic rewards in working with athwhen he made his way to Colorado, letes were much greater than the extrinsic which he and his wife Jacqui did in 2006. rewards from working my day job,” he says. “I felt this balance isn’t right — spend“It just struck me that Colorado is such a beautiful place, and there’s altitude ing a few hours a week [training athletes] and it fills my heart, and the rest of the training that can benefit anyone — it doesn’t matter what kind of athlete you hours doing [my day job] and it fills my bank account. Which is more important? are,” he says. So I decided to follow my heart and my passion.” Active at Altitude got up and running in 2008. The business was initially based Chiplin’s passion stretches back to high school, when he grew up dreaming of around training camps for women and for trail runners in general. The Chiplins becoming a world-champion runner, competing in the 100-meter race on the track also set up a personal coaching program, mostly online for remote clients, setting team — but his dreams started to change when he lost his first race at 15. up interviews and creating personalized agendas to help clients meet their goals. “Then the other guys that I was running up against started getting bigger musIt wasn’t until a few years following the start of the business that the idea cles, and I stayed long and lean,” he says. “Instead of winning races I was coming of the trail running conference came to life after Chiplin connected with in third and fourth. It really shocked me. I thought my future was set. It really see BORN AGAIN Page 22 knocked me sideways.” Boulder Weekly

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famed runners and American Trail Running Association members Nancy Hobbs and Adam Chase. “They’d come in on [Active at Altitude trail running] camps and they’d be additional coaches, going on runs — they really helped promote trail running, which was important to me,” Chiplin says. “Having fallen in love with trial running, I wanted to encourage people to do it because it’s such an incredible experience. I got in a conversation with Nancy one day and she said, ‘I think trail running has gotten to the point where it could have its own conference.’” Chiplin says he kept the idea of a trail running conference on the back burner. The idea surfaced again during a meeting with a surgeon and runner from Estes Park who wondered aloud to Chiplin how to draw more athletes to Estes Park. Checking the back burner, Chiplin suggested a trail running conference. “A few months later I’m at the medical center (in Estes Park) talking about a trail running conference — how do we get this going, and sharing ideas with a group of interested people,” he says. “At end they said, ‘Terry, we’d like you to organize it.’ I had never organized a conference before but I was like, shoot other people can do it, I’m sure I can.” The first U.S. Trail Running Conference took place in June 2013 with 100 people attending the two-day event. It has since grown to a three-day event that happens in the fall, with the first two-and-a-half days focused on sessions for trail race directors. These sessions cover topics to help directors hold successful races that are also environmentally aware. This year’s conference will begin on Sept. 28 and through Oct. 1. There will be a Trail Running Film Festival at the Reel Mountain Theater in downtown Estes Park, with the Estes Trail Ascent closing the conference out. The race covers nearly 6 miles of rocky terrain and 1,800 feet of elevation gain. To hear Chiplin speak of the conference — of his business, of his passion for running — it would seem trail running is a religious experience for him, and he is its evangelist. His delight is infectious, his mere presence enough to make you hit the trail right then and there, even if you’ve never been a serious runner before. “We get ideas in our minds and even though they might not be true, we believe them to be true,” Chiplin says. “I’d love to open people’s eyes that trail running is for everybody. You get to run in beautiful places and connect with nature in a way you never could on a

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road run. To feel trails that are smooth, some have rocks and roots and different angles. For me, it’s much like going back to running like our ancestors. Running on animal trails. Doing it to survive. At the same time, they get to connect with nature, and I think that’s a big part of the problem with society is that we see ourselves as separate from nature. If we put concrete and tarmack over it, this is our world. This is a great way of reconnecting with who we are, with what’s in our hearts.” Chiplin has placed those positive vibes into everything he’s done, including his newest ventures through Active at Altitude. With help from professional athlete Melodie Fairchild, Chiplin has just launched his first running app, activacuity, a guided imagery program. The app is divided into segments, programs and sessions. Each segment is centered on a specific aspect that sports psychologists (as well as Chiplin’s own research with Fairchild) has shown to be a critical area of mental preparation for athletes. Each segment has a maximum of 10 programs and each program has up to five sessions. The goal of the app is to create positive athletic experiences with increased confidence, enhanced focus and elevated performance. Active at Altitude is also about to launch the Positive Running Movement, a worldwide community of runners that support each other positively. The movement will include a newsletter with tips, techniques and stories of positivity; positive race workshops at selected races and the ability to schedule sessions with positive running coaches. For Chiplin, the idea is simple: everybody is a runner. And that’s more than just his message — it’s the way he lives his life. Through running, Chiplin was able to overcome depression, low self-esteem and drug addiction. Because of this, his life’s work is to show others their goals are more than dreams. Especially for women. “There’s this notion or this ideal that you’re only a runner if you can run at this kind of speed and if you can’t, you’re not a runner,” Chiplin says. “That’s the biggest thing I hear, especially from women. One of my goals is to open the eyes, especially of women, to the potential they have inside. “We believe things to be true about ourselves, but they’re not. Someone has said something, maybe a peer, a parent, teachers: ‘You’ll never be a runner,” whatever the words are. We internalize it and repeat and repeat it until we believe. But I believe everybody is a runner.” Boulder Weekly

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“My friends were like, ‘You could do that, you do that all the time,’” Vega says. “I was always very shy, so I never thought I could get on stage and talk to people. But they dared me to do it, and a couple months later I was back.” So maybe Vega owes his career to the dare and the nightclub bouncer — but back to the story. He says he spent about a month writing “the stupidest jokes ever,” but

host at the Improv before ever taking the stage, who Vega credits as his first real friend at the Improv. “He was just Keenan Wayans back then,” Vega says. “[One night] he said, ‘You know, you’re a funny guy...’ This was after I went on and died completely. Not one laugh. He came up and said, ‘Don’t stop. You’re a funny guy, and it’s nice to see a Latino up there.’” There weren’t a lot of Latinos doing comedy back then, and Courtesy of Joey Vega the biggest of them all, Freddie Prinze, shot himself in 1977 after an increasingly difficult struggle with depression. Despite the novelty, the Puerto Ricanborn Vega didn’t rely on his ethnicity to elicit laughs, because just like there weren’t many Latinos on the stage, there weren’t many Latinos in the audience then, either. So Vega talked about everyday life, about relationships, and occasionally he would insert “a little bit of Latino in it.” He made his work accessible to all people, regardless of ethnicity or socioeconomic background. Vega’s brand was positive from the very beginning, despite Joey Vega with Marc Anthony and George Lopez (above), the hard partying, rock and Damon Wayans (below). ’n’ roll lifestyles that swirled around him in he put together a routine and took it the ’80s comedy scene. to the Improv (For reference: One “There were a lot of drugs and joke involved mocking a Shout comdrinking in the ’80s. Some club owners mercial, with a T-shirt rigged so Vega wanted to pay me with cocaine,” Vega could “shout” a fake spot off his shirt. says. “I was brought up strict Catholic “It had to be the first joke,” Vega says. and I was married with a 2-year-old, so “And it never none of that appealed ON THE BILL: worked.”). It was to me, and I’m glad it Comedy for Cambio, featuring June 2, 1980. He was didn’t because I saw Joey Vega. 6 p.m. Friday, April as green as they careers wasted 29, Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder. come, but the manbecause of coke and Tickets are $75 at intercambio. agement saw potendrinking and womanorg/event/comedy-for-camtial in Vega, and he izing.” bio-2/ was asked to come Driven and beginback. He hung out, ning to find his voice “paid his dues,” so to as a comedian, Vega speak, while watching Jerry Seinfeld, began the slow ascent to the top, Eddie Murphy and Gilbert Gottfried spending years working the comedy cir“work out” before bigger performances cuit. In 1988, he became the first like The Tonight Show. He got to be Latino to host his own nationally synfriends with Keenan Ivory Wayans dicated variety show, The Latin and his younger brother, Damon, Connection. The magazine-style series sometimes driving them home to taped at the infamous Studio 54 in Washington Heights in his van. It was New York City and focused on Latin Keenan, who had worked as a door culture in America, with music videos,

film clips, interviews, dancing, fashion and trends. He went on to secure parts in films like Punchline with Tom Hanks, and 1998’s Rounders with Matt Damon and Edward Norton. He wrote for movies as well, such as the surprisingly serious Chris Rock flick, I Think I Love My Wife, and the star-loaded What to Expect When You’re Expecting. He became a staff writer for George Lopez’s late night talk show, Lopez Tonight. But through the acting and writing, Vega’s passion remained focused on live performance. He’s continued to focus on stand-up, performing Madison Square Garden and notably opening for friend and salsa singer Marc Anthony for the past 16 years. And like any master of their trade, as someone who has stuck comedy out for more than 30 years, Vega’s watched the profession change. He laments the loss of storytelling in favor of fast jokes that fit with today’s Vine video/140-character culture. With that culture, Vega says he sees up-and-comers shunning the long path to success — a path Vega trudged alongside other comedians who took years to find their place — and subsequently burning out quickly because they are unprepared for the rigors of show business. He also begrudges the rise of “politically correct” culture. “It annoys me that if I talk about bullying and it’s not what you think bullying is, you don’t want to laugh and you get mad. People go into shows with preconceived notions to see how this guy’s gonna offend me,” Vega says. “Go in there with an open mind. You don’t have to agree with what I say, but did you laugh before you went, ‘Ow’? I don’t like to have kids on planes; I’d rather have snakes on planes. Is that hurting anybody? It’s just a joke. It’s just a flat-out joke.” Despite the changes he’s seen, Vega loves what he does. “I want to emphasize it’s a very difficult job, but it’s very rewarding in the sense that maybe every comedian needs to be accepted, maybe they lacked something in their life, something traumatic happened,” Vega says. “Making people laugh and be in control... When I go up in front of 15,000 people, I remind them about Marc Anthony, but then I go back into my material and in a sense I’m in control.” He pauses for a beat. “Maybe I was an outsider or something. Wow. I think I just psychoanalyzed myself.” Boulder Weekly

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.S. Bach’s St. Matthew Passion is at least three differ- piece for everybody,” he says. “I don’t think you need to be a ent works. religious person to find the music unbelievably moving and It is a sacred work, written and performed in the drama of it very compelling and miraculous to see unfold Bach’s lifetime as part of Good Friday services at in Bach’s hands.” the Thomaskirche in Leipzig. It is a concert work As a product of the Baroque era in music, Passion is often that has been performed apart from religious services for performed by specialized ensembles. A standard symphony, most of the 266 years since Bach’s death. And it is a dramatic the Boulder Phil will add a few Baroque-era instruments for work, the closest Bach came to writing an opera. the performance — viola da gamba, oboes d’amore, a harpsiThis weekend’s performances by the Boulder chord and small organ — and they will use techniques Philharmonic, a semi-staged production presented in conderived from the historical performance movement. junction with the Boulder Bach Glenn Ross Photography Festival, Central City Opera, the CU College of Music and the Boulder Children’s Chorale, will definitely tilt toward the third option. “I’m pleased that the Boulder Philharmonic can bring together this kind of collaborative union of these different organizations,” says Michael Butterman, Boulder Phil music director. “I’m looking forward to a chance to do it in a way I’ve never done it before, with a director and these great organizations.” Bach’s score unfolds on different levels: There is a tenor singing the biblical narration, a baritone singing the words of Jesus, and individuals from the chorus who sing the words of other characters named by St. Matthew; there is a double chorus, which sings Bach’s St. Matthew Passion is a biblical tale with operatic stylings. The Boulder Phillarge choral movements that introduce harmonic will join several local choirs and singers to stage this dynamic work in both Boulder and Denver. and close the work, the words of the crowd, and Lutheran chorales that symbolically represent the reaction of the congregation; and “Stylistic approaches that were largely illuminated by the there are aria soloists who sing non-biblical poetic texts that early music movement of the past 40 years — articulation, reflect upon the story. dynamic shadings, minimal use of vibrato — are things we’re To these musical events, this performance will add an going to bring into the performance,” Butterman says. onstage dramatization, but not in a literal way. “There’s very On the other hand, he seeks another kind of authenticity, little that’s literal action,” says Stage Director Robert Neu. one that reflects the impact of the music on the audience “It’s much more stylized and a little more abstract, and there’s rather than, he says, “imitating or reproducing some exact set some ritualized movement. of sounds.” For example, performing in a 2,000-seat auditori“What we’re trying to do is take it a little bit out of the um requires a larger orchestra and chorus than Bach would realm of a traditional concert performance. The piece is very have used in his church in Leipzig. operatic in the way it’s shaped, it’s very dramatic, but given Both stage director and conductor are thrilled to be working the nature of the piece, you can’t be overly literal about it.” on an artistic monument like the St. Matthew Passion. “It’s such Everyone will be dressed in some variation of black, Neu an overwhelming masterpiece,” Neu says. “When you confront a says, and some of the singers will make entrances and exits. piece like that, your first thought is, ‘Who am I to tackle this Because they sing throughout, Jesus and the narrator will piece?’ You ultimately go to the incredible human story.” remain onstage. The chorus will be symbolically brought into Butterman has conducted the St. Matthew Passion once the action as well. before and is thrilled to return to it yet again. “On the surface Through the limited staging, Neu and Butterman hope to it’s something that I love and is beautiful, but when you look make the performance relevant to all listeners. “This story is at all the impossibly nuanced structural details — just spendso humane and so human that you don’t have to have a ing time with music like that is a privilege,” he says. Christian belief system to embrace the love and affection “The privilege of studying a work like this and spending that’s in this piece,” Neu says. time with it are why one chooses to be a musician in the first Butterman echoes Neu’s comments. “I really think it’s a place.” Boulder Weekly

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Hannibal Buress stops by CU for some laughs by Amanda Moutinho

ON THE BILL: Hannibal Buress. 7:30 p.m. Sunday, April 24, 1621 Glenarm Place, Denver, 303-623-0106. 8 p.m. Monday, April 25, University Memorial Center, Glenn Miller Ballroom, 1669 Euclid Ave., Boulder. Tickets at hanibalburesspc.eventbrite. com.

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verybody kind of stinks, in my opinion. I vational astuteness essential for comedy, and delivWith a busy schedule, it’s surprising Buress don’t really like anyone,” says comedian ers it with a relaxed, yet easily excitable and somemakes time for writing new material. In a digital Hannibal Buress. times confrontational, vibe. Experience and age age, where with the click of a button you can have a As most comedians do, Buress draws have helped Buress evolve in his career, adding a comedian’s entire repertoire, there’s pressure to stay from his daily life for new material. And sophisticated polish to his work. fresh and ahead of yourself. But for Buress, it’s just with constant, inescapable political coverage, this “I’m not old, but I’m older,” Buress says. At 33, a natural side effect of being a comedian. year’s election cycle is proving to be fer- Courtesy of Hannibal Buress “You don’t have to actively be doing tile ground for comedy. stand-up to work on stand-up,” he says. “This one seems really dragged out,” “You kind of just sit and zone out and he says. “I don’t know if it’s because I’m think,” he says. “I can put together different older and I’m following it a bit more jokes in my head or material I’ve done, just heavily than I did in other cycles or if by sitting around and figuring out connecthis one is such a fucking circus that it’s tions with jokes. There’s a lot of downtime easy to make a lot of other jokes. with movies and television, so there’s time “Hillary has a lot going on, Bernie is to work on stand-up or research.” an old man, Cruz was born in Canada, Buress estimates his current show and Trump has all the Trump stuff — includes about 45 minutes of new jokes. everybody’s all over the place.” “For the most part, I like to focus on He pauses. “There’s obviously other what’s exciting me now and trying to keep stuff wrong with Ted Cruz besides him it fresh for myself and challenging myself being born in Canada, but I like to start also,” he says. Comedian Hanwith that,” he says with a laugh. As of now, Buress is delicately balancnibal Buress brings his comedy to Buress has spent the better part of ing his comedy and acting career. But he’s Colorado. the last decade rising through the comnot sure yet if the scales will ever tip comedy ranks. He’s been consistently tourpletely in one particular direction ing, nabbing headlining spots at major venues, and he’s been doing stand-up for almost 15 years. “There was a couple years ago if you asked me, I recently released his fourth album and Netflix spe“There’s a big difference — different in perspec- would have said I’ll always keep doing stand-up cial, Comedy Camisado. Buress brings his comedic tives, different responsibilities, different things in and going on tour,” he says. “But I don’t know. I stylings to Denver on April 24 and to the life that I care about. like doing stand-up more than I like doing anyUniversity of Colorado Boulder on April 25. “Obviously, there’s a lot of trivial stuff scattered thing else. We’ll see. They don’t conflict with each Off stage, Buress is making a name for himself, about my albums,” he says, probably referring to his other that much. I enjoy doing all of the work. For with television roles in Broad City, The Eric and alternative uses for pickle juice or hypothesizing right now, stand-up is first priority.” Andre Show, and even his own, albeit short-lived, which celebrities will die before him (watch out Regardless, it’s clear Buress has a long career Why? With Hannibal Buress. He also has roles in a Will Smith). ahead of him. His future plans include writing a slew of upcoming movies including Neighbors 2 and “But as far as the real subject, or whatever’s real- starring role for himself in a movie, taking another The Good Guys, plus he lent his chilled out, monoly important to me over time, that’s what I try to stab at TV and eventually producing other projects tone voice to the animated Angry Birds Movie and cover — the stuff that’s interesting to me. I’ve gotto help launch people’s careers. But he’s confident The Life of Pets. ten better, I’ve learned a lot and know what it takes everything will come in time. Buress’ comedy is quick and insightful, with a to put together hours, and how to build bits and “I’m just trying to do good work and have some simplicity that sticks with you. He has that obserthings that you just learn over time.” fun.”

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ON THE BILL: Front Range Film Festival. April 27-May 1. Various locations in Longmont. For full schedule, visit frontrangefilmfest.com.

ou may not have heard much about Colorado’s showcase their work. As the festival grew, it also attracted film industry. When you think cinema, you think filmmakers from around the country to showcase films they New York or Hollywood. If you do think about made about Colorado. film in Colorado, you probably don’t go much furThe festival’s 40 films more than doubles its count from ther than the big festivals in Telluride, Denver and last year, and 25 of its 31 filmmakers are from Colorado, even Boulder. including Mitch Dickman, the director of Rolling Papers, a But the fourth annual Front Range Film Festival wants to documentary about the rise of weed journalism as an industry change that. The Longmont-based event is aiming to not in Colorado since the legalization of marijuana in 2012. only add to the community’s arts scene, Moving the Giants “We’ve expanded from not putting but also turns itself into a conduit for ourselves in that box of having to be filmmakers to express themselves in only local filmmakers, but having local ways that are unique to the state. connections,” Kooiman Parker says. “We want it to be a Colorado hub, “Topics that are important in Colorado, we want it to be almost an industry feslike adventure and energy and entrepretival, where filmmakers go to meet each neurship and environment and commuother, filmmakers go to learn about nication and collaboration between film,” says Jessica Kooiman Parker, the people. Craft beer, craft marijuana, executive director and curator of the those things, kind of what makes Colorado, Colorado.” Firehouse Arts Center, which is putting Other films, such as Moving the on the festival. Giants, by the Boulder-based filmmaker The festival runs from April 27 Michael Ramsey, cover issues that are through May 1 and features 40 films by important to many Coloradans; it’s the 31 filmmakers, ranging from feature true story of a Michigan man who has films to documentaries to shorts to spent 20 years cloning some of experimental art films that’ll be shown America’s biggest, oldest trees — in venues all over downtown Longmont. including redwoods and sequoias — to And, as in years past, the festival will create what the film calls a “Noah’s Ark host educational workshops about aniof tree genetics” to preserve them from mation and film scoring, among other topics. climate change. “I think you need a concerted effort “To escape or to inform, [the festiBoulder-based filmmaker Michael Ramsey like a festival to bring these people out of explores tree genetics in his film Moving val] can provide whatever you’re looking Giants, playing at the Front Range Film the woodwork,” says Jake Fink, who has the for,” Fink says. Festival. been a filmmaker for more than 20 years The local flavor goes beyond the and was hired to help produce this year’s films, into the other art that the festifestival. “That’s something that is apparent and relevant to the val is incorporating this year. Not only are they showcaspublic.” ing films related to immigration, such as In the Shadows, a New to the festival this year is a three-week filmmaking documentary about a family of undocumented immigrants, contest that started on April 8 and concludes April 29. In but they’re also putting on live performances about the that time, participating filmmakers have to make a short film, topic. Do You Know Who I Am? is a series of spoken-word from writing to shooting to post-production. They have to monologues put on by undocumented immigrants from shoot entirely in downtown Longmont, and films chosen by Longmont, who tell their stories to help the community the competition’s jury will be screened to the public on May better understand their situation. It’ll be performed in 1. Finalists will receive cash prizes and filmmaking equipRoosevelt Park on Cinco de Mayo, and is part of the festiment. val’s efforts to reach every part of its community. “We wanted to make it unique to the festival, where there “We’re trying to get this ownership in Longmont, to say was that educational component as well as getting people that this is our film festival,” Kooiman Parker says. involved in Longmont and invested in Longmont,” Kooiman “Coloradans are prideful people, they’re proud of their towns, Parker says. and I think we wanted to help people recognize that this is The contest is a continuation of the festival’s exponential Longmont’s film festival, and you should be proud of it and growth since it started four years ago. At first, it focused only there’s a lot of stuff happening.” on local filmmakers who made their films locally, but those As a filmmaking environment, Fink adds, Longmont is were hard to find. Kooiman Parker says they’d screen films rich and diverse, from the mountains in the background, to with tenuous, far-off connections to Colorado. The festival the run-down industrial areas on the southeast end of town, got a local boost when it joined the University of Colorado’s to the artsy downtown. film program and brought film students into Longmont to “Longmont has a really edgy side, and I love that,” screen their work and discuss it with the audience. Kooiman Parker says. “I think the more that we can embrace This engaged local audiences, Kooiman Parker says, and that, instead of polishing it and hiding it under the rug, the brought Colorado filmmakers back to their home state to better.” Boulder Weekly

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SEE FULL EVENT LISTINGS ONLINE. To have an event considered for the calendar, send information to calendar@ boulderweekly. com. Please be sure to include address, date, time and phone number associated with each event. The deadline for consideration is Thursday at noon the week prior to publication. Boulder Weekly does not guarantee the publication of any event.

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 2414 REGENT DRIVE, BOULDER, 303-492-5002. Thursday, April 21 Music Accidental Seabirds. 8 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. The Big Thompson Flood. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 Northpark Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Boulder Swing Collective. 9 p.m. Waterloo, 809 Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094. C-Bob’s Gin Joint Jam. 6 p.m. Vapor Distillery, 5311 Western Avenue, Suite 180, Boulder, 303-997-6134. Celtic Session Hosted by The Gael. 6 p.m. Very Nice Brewing Company, 20 Lakeview Drive, Unit 112, Nederland, 303-258-3770. Crazy Fingers. 8 p.m. Stage Stop, 60 Main St., Rollinsville, 303258-0649. Ed Breazeale Jazz Trio. 6 p.m. Gravity Brewing, 1150 Pine Street, Unit B, Louisville, 303-544-0746. George Nelson Trio. 9 p.m. License No. 1, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Ginny and the Bridge Burners. 7 p.m. Owsley’s Golden Road, 1301 Broadway St., Boulder, 720-849-8458. House of Joy. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel & Spa, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. see EVENTS Page 40

Earth Day Festival

Wilderness Fair and Earth Day Celebration

1 p.m. Saturday, April 23, 815 North St., Boulder.

11 a.m. Sunday, April 24, Sandstone Park, Lyons, 720-307-3027.

Fossil fuel divestment is a Wikimedia Commons/ Brylie Oxley major issue around Boulder, and 350 Colorado is giving Boulderites a chance to learn more about how they can do their part. The nonprofit addresses global climate change through grassroots events like this one. Attendees will hear live music from experimental blues band Banshee Tree, eat food by Boulder Valley School District’s Munchie Machine and engage with local environmental activists. The event will promote local green businesses and provide workshops about everything from how to make small, environmentally friendly changes in your life to how to go completely off the grid. — Tommy Wood

6:30 p.m., Friday, April 22, Silver Creek High School, 4901 Nelson Road, Longmont.

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Silver Creek High School Wikimedia Commons/ Smooth O in Longmont is hosting an Earth Day festival to empower and educate the community about environmental issues, and to highlight what students have done to bring attention to them. The event will start with the unveiling of a sculpture of a raptor by SCHS senior Amanda Einig. There will also be a panel discussion with James White, climatologist and CU professor; Chris Kutscher, the director of the Thermal Systems Center at NREL; and Hunter Lovins, an author of 15 books about sustainability. Attendance is free. — Tommy Wood

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In Boulder County, you have your choice of a variety of ways to participate in Earth Day. Why not support a new annual festival at the first Lyons’ Wilderness Fair and Earth Day Celebration? The goal is to raise awareness and promote sustainability, while also serving as a call to action. The event will include games, crafts, live music, storytelling and lectures by local speakers. Many of the events are tailored to children because, let’s face it, Whitney Houston was right: “Believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.”

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EVENTS from Page 39 Jami Lunde Duo. 7 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Johanna Winkel. 7:30 p.m. Samples World Bistro, 370 Main St., Longmont, 303-327-9318. Just Sayin. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Open Jam. 10 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-7733. Open Mic. 7 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397. Red Pedals, Judo Chop. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355. Events

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Amy Goodman: 20 years of Democracy Now. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-7867030. OpenArts Art Opening. 5:30 p.m. Rembrandt Yard Art Gallery & Event Center, 1301 Spruce St., Boulder. Born To Be Blue. 2:30 p.m. and 7 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

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Breath and Brews. 5:30 p.m. Thompson Park, 420 Bross St., Longmont. Cynthia Peer to Present Vermeer: The Sphinx of Delft. 2:30 p.m. Flatirons Terrace, 930 28th St., Boulder, 303-939-0898. Sold. 4:30 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Friday, April 22 Music Andrew Wynne. 6 p.m. Upslope Brewing Company (Lee Hill), 1501 Lee Hill Road, Suite 20, Boulder, 508-873-9185. Billy Shaddox. 5:30 p.m. Vindication Brewing Company, 6880 Winchester Circle, Suite F, Boulder, 303-530-0642. Boogie Machine. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 Northpark Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Brazilian Collaborative. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel & Spa, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Brendan James. 8 p.m. Shine Restaurant & Gathering Place, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0120.

Defunkt Railroad. 7 p.m. American Legion Post 10, 4760 28th Ave., Boulder.

The Jet Set. 5:30 p.m. Wibby Brewing, 209 Emery St., Longmont, 303-776-4594.

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UPlift!, now at The Dairy, combines geology and Acrylic Painting by Lori Mat- art. Read more about the exhibit on page 17. tina. Community Art Program Gallery, NCAR, 1850 Table Mesa 303-298-7554. Through June 5. Drive, Boulder, 303-497-1174. Through May 28. Phantom Touch — by Laura Shill. Museum Critical Focus: Lanny DeVuono — by Laura of Contemporary Art, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, Shill. Museum of Contemporary Art, 1485 Delgany 303-298-7554. Through July 3. St., Denver, 303-298-7554. Through June 5. Revolt 1680/2180: Virgil Ortiz. Denver Art Glass Mosaics by Delcia Litt. Community Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, Program Gallery, NCAR, 1850 Table Mesa Drive, 720-865-5000. Through May 1. Boulder, 303-497-1174. Through May 28. Robert Therrien. Denver Art Museum, 100 Life and Afterlife: Selections from the King W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Collection of Ancient Chinese Art. CU Art MuThrough Aug. 7. seum, 1085 18th St., Boulder. 303-492-8300. Samurai. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Through June 25. Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Make Your Own Friends — by Brian Bress. June 5. Museum of Contemporary Art, 1485 Delgany St., Sangeeta Reddy: Fractured Landscapes of Denver, 303-298-7554. Through July 3. the West. BMoCA at Macy, 285, University Ave., Martha Russo: coalescere. Boulder Museum of Boulder, 303-492-8423. Through May 29. Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., 303-443-2122. Stone Mosaics by Susan A. Judy. Community Through June 12. Art Program Gallery, NCAR, 1850 Table Mesa Mountain Standard Clay. Foothills Art Center, 809 Drive, Boulder, 303-497-1174. Through May 28. 15th St., Golden, 303-279-3922. Through June 12. UPlift! by Joshua Goss. The Dairy Arts Center, The Neighbors — by Arne Svenson. Museum 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. of Contemporary Art, 1485 Delgany St., Denver, Through May 13.

Shamwari Tamba! & Vana Vedu. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

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Above the Fold: New Expression in Origami. The Longmont Museum, 350 Kimbark Street, Longmont, 303776-6050. Through May 1.

Danny Schafer. 8:30 p.m. The Roost, 526 Main St., Longmont, 303-827-3380.

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A Place in the Sun. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave. Parkway, Denver, 720-8655000. Through April 24.

Sandflower. 8 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847.

Interstate Stash Express. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685.

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Clay Rose. 5 p.m. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-777-6768.

Honeycomb. 9 p.m. Breaker’s Grill, 380 Main St., Longmont, 303-772-3839.

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2016 Boulder Valley School District: The Art of Students and Teacher Exhibition. The Dairy Arts Center, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Through April 29.

Chain Station. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

Emily Takahashi Quintet. 7 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S. Broadway St., Boulder, 303-499-2985.

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Joel & Friends. 7:30 p.m. Cannon Mine Coffee, 210 S. Public Road, Lafayette, 303-665-0625. The Magic Beans, Great American Taxi. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Many Mountains. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues CyclHOPS, 600 S. Airport Road, Longmont, 303-776-BIKE.

The Stray Birds with Lindsay Lou & The Flatbellys. 7 p.m. Wildflower Pavilion at Planet Bluegrass, 500 West Main, Lyons, 303-823-0848. Tyler Rennix Duo. 5 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Road, Unit B, Longmont, 303776-1914. The Workshy. 9 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Zak Shaffer. 8 p.m. Liquid Mechanics Brewing Company, 297 U.S. 287, Lafayette, 720-550-7813.

Events Cynthia Metsker Art Opening. All day. Still Cellars, 1115 Colorado Ave., Longmont, 720-204-6064. Don Giovanni. 7 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397. Mad Tiger. 9 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Set Your Words On Fire Poetry Workshop. 7 p.m. Firehouse Art Center, 667 Fourth Ave., Longmont. Sold. 3:15 p.m. and 7 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

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Mcafrees Mountain. 10 p.m. Waterloo, 809 Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094.

Boulder Weekly’s Second Annual 101-Word Fiction Contest

Punch Drunk Munky Funk with Boulder Sound Lab. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355.

Five entries maximum per person, with no more than 101 words each. Winning entries will be published in the paper in late May or early June.

Ravin’wolf the Acoustic Mountain Sagebrush Blues Guitar Duo. 7:30 a.m. Por Wine House, 836 1/2 Main St., Louisville, 970-259-3555. Robin David Duo. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303-485-9400.

Entries are due by May 13 to editorial@ boulderweekly.com (include “101 contest” in the subject line).

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Wednesday April 27th

NELSON RANGELL “Contemporary Jazz”

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Thursday May 5th

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Saturday, April 23 The Al Capones. 9:30 p.m. The Dark Horse, 2922 Baseline Road, Boulder, 303-442-8162. Alphabetz. 7:30 p.m. Cannon Mine Coffee, 210 S. Public Road, Lafayette, 303-665-0625. The Austrian Connection. 9 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Banshee Tree. 9 p.m. License No. 1, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-442-4344. Between the Ditches. 6 p.m. Very Nice Brewing Company, 20 Lakeview Drive, Unit 112, Nederland, 303-258-3770. Bhakti Explosion. 7 p.m. Shine Restaurant & Gathering Place, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0120. Blues on the Lamb. 6:30 p.m. Front Range Brewing Company, 400 W. South Boulder Road, Lafayette, 303-339-0767. Boulder Blues Quartet. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Boulder Philharmonic: Bach’s St. Matthew Passion. 7 p.m. Macky Auditorium, Boulder, 1595 Pleasant St., Boulder, 303-492-8423. The Clearwings, Tomfoolery. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-4404628.

The Farmer Sisters. 8 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847. Foxfeather. 8:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303-4859400. Funk Knuf. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 Northpark Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. George Nelson Trio. 7:30 p.m. Oskar Blues CyclHOPS, 600 S. Airport Road, Longmont, 303-776-BIKE. The Gin Doctors. 9 p.m. Illegal Pete’s Boulder, 1447 Pearl St., Boulder. Grown A$$ Man Band. 5 p.m. Left Hand Brewing Company, 1265 Boston Ave., Longmont, 303-7720258.

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Laura Cesarco Eglin. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder, 303-495-3303. Sunday, April 24 Fifth Anniversary of Innisfree. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder, 303-495-3303. Monday, April 25

Boulder County AIDS Project to Host “Big Top A Springtime Circus Extravaganza.” 5:30 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696.

Riley Ann & River Glen. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel & Spa, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Seth Phillips. 2 p.m. Wibby Brewing, 209 Emery St., Longmont, 303-776-4594. Timber. 4:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Road, Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. Wake Up and Live. 10 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

The Alcapones. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886. Ben There’ Performing Live. 4:30 p.m. Silk’s Music & Social Club, 908 Main St., Louisville. Cary Morin. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover Road, Longmont, 303-485-9400.

David Coile. 11 a.m. The Stone Cup, 442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345.

Love Thy Nature. 1:30 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

Dene with Taylor Tuke, Hana Zara. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

Saturday Morning Groove. 10:30 a.m. Free Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-379-8299. Sold. 5:30 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Volunteer for Earth Day (RSVP). 9 a.m. Parks and Open Space Building, Boulder, 303-678-6216. Music

Jimkata. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355.

New Family Dog. 7 p.m. Longs Peak Pub, 600 Longs Peak Ave., Longmont, 303-651-7886.

Innisfree Weekly Open Poetry Reading. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder, 303-495-3303.

DJ Big Styles. 9 p.m. Breaker’s Grill, 380 Main St., Longmont, 303-772-3839.

Acoustic Jam. 3 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

Moses Jones Band. 8 p.m. The Speakeasy, 301 Main St., Longmont, 720-684-4728.

Tuesday, April 26

David Booker. 3 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Road, Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914.

Janine Gastineau. 7 p.m. Caffe Sole, 637R S. Broadway St., Boulder, 303-499-2985.

Lost Soul. 8 p.m. Roadhouse Boulder Depot, 2366 junction Place, Boulder.

Nobel Lecture Series. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-2074.

The Conversation. 10 a.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

Sunday, April 24

Lindsey Saunders. 8 p.m. Liquid Mechanics Brewing Company, 297 U.S. 287, Lafayette, 720-550-7813.

Celebrate five years of your local poetry bookstore, Innisfree, on April 24 featuring The Lune.

“So, You’re a Poet” Open Poetry Reading. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

James Faulk. 10:30 a.m. The Stone Cup, 442 High St., Lyons, 303-823-2345.

Resonance Women’s Chorus: Each of Us. 7 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 1421 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-442-3770.

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Beginner Blues Harmonica Workshop, part 1. 3 p.m. Dickens Tavern, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384.

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Eef with The Custom Shop. 8 p.m. Dickens Opera House, 300 Main St., Longmont, 720-297-6397.

The Prairie Scholars. 8:30 p.m. The Roost, 526 Main St., Longmont, 303-827-3380.

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Sawnie Morris. 7 p.m. Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe, 1301 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder, 303-495-3303.

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Felonius Smith Trio. 5 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Flash Mountain Flood. 4 p.m. Very Nice Brewing Company, 20 Lakeview Drive, Unit 112, Nederland, 303-258-3770. Lindsay Lou and the Flatbellys. 7 p.m. eTown Hall, 1535 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-443-8696. Open Bluegrass Pick with Pat Fiddle and New Grass. 1 p.m. Owsley’s Golden Road, 1301 Broadway St., Boulder, 720-849-8458. see EVENTS Page 44

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Cyrano — presented by Boulder Ensemble Theatre Company. Lone Tree Arts Center, 10075 Commons St., Lone Tree, 720-509-1000. Through April 30. Dixie Longate’s Never Wear a Tube Top... Denver Performing Arts Complex, 1345 Champa St., Denver, 720-865-4239. Through April 24. Our Town — presented by The Upstart Crow. The Nomad Playhouse, 1410 Quince Ave., Boulder, 303-443-7510. Through May 7. Peter and the Starcatcher. BDT Stage, 5501 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-449-6000. Through May 14. Sweeney Todd. Denver Performing Arts Complex, 1345 Champa St., Denver, 720-865-4239. Through May 15.

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EVENTS from Page 42 Scott Von. 4:30 p.m. Left Hand Brewing Company, 1265 Boston Ave., Longmont, 303-772-0258.

An Evening with Puccini. 1 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

I & The Many. 7 p.m. The Speakeasy, 301 Main St., Longmont, 720-684-4728.

Takacs Quartet. 4 p.m. Grusin Music Hall, Imig Building at CU Boulder, 1020 18th St., Boulder, 303-4921411.

Nature For Kids & Parents: A Day To Celebrate Trees! 12:30 p.m. Chautauqua Ranger Cottage, Boulder.

Open Jovan. 6 p.m. Jamestown Mercantile Cafe, 108 Main St., Jamestown, 303-442-5847.

Traditional Irish Session. 7 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922.

Truth Be Told: Story Slam. 7 p.m. Shine Restaurant & Gathering Place, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-0120.

Events AFSP “Out of the Darkness” Campus Walk. 11 a.m. CU Boulder, Duane Physics Building, 2300 Colorado Ave., Boulder. Beginner Blues Harmonica Workshop, part 2. 3 p.m. Dickens Tavern, 300 Main St., Longmont, 303-834-9384.

Wild Earth Day. 11 a.m. CU Museum of Natural History, Henderson Building UCB 218 1030 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Monday, April 25 Music

Open Stage. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Road, Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. Purple Squirrel. 9:30 p.m. Southern Sun Pub & Brewery, 627 South Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. Takcs Quartet. 7:30 p.m. Grusin Music Hall, Imig Building at CU Boulder, 1020 18th St., Boulder, 303-492-1411. Too Soon. 9 p.m. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-777-6768.

Events Movement Mondays. 7 p.m. Free Motion Dance Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder, 720-379-8299. Pratidwandi (The Adversary). 6:30 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Tuesday, April 26 Music Gasoline Lollipops. 8:30 p.m. Waterloo, 809 Main St., Louisville, 303-993-2094. Jack Hadley. 6 p.m. Upslope Brewing Company (Flatiron Park), 1898 S. Flatiron Court, Boulder, 508873-9185. Jalbatross. 9 p.m. Owsley’s Golden Road, 1301 Broadway St., Boulder, 720-849-8458. Matt Michaud Group. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628. Open Jam Hosted by: Zach Jackson Group. 10 p.m. The Lazy Dog, 1346 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-3355. Open Mic. 9 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-7733. Open Mic. 6 p.m. Twisted Pine Brewery, 3201 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-786-9270. Open Mic Hosted By Brian Rezac. 8 p.m. The Speakeasy, 301 Main St., Longmont, 720-684-4728. Open Mic Hosted by Danny Shafer. 8 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Open Mic with The Prairie Scholars. 6 p.m. Skeye Brewing, 900 S. Hover St., Unit D, Longmont, 303-774-7698. Ron LeGault Jazz. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel & Spa, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Events. Das Boot Trivia. 7 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328.. Papa Hemingway in Cuba. 7 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Wednesday, April 27 Music Alex Heffron Quartet. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.

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Bill McKay. 6:30 p.m. St Julien Hotel & Spa, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Blues Night. 10 p.m. Pioneer Inn, 15 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-7733. Graham Nash. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Karaoke. 9 p.m. Bohemian Biergarten, 2017 13th St., Boulder, 720-328-8328. Live Music. 8:30 p.m. 12Degree Brewing, 820 Main St., Louisville, 720-638-1623. Nelson Rangell. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 Northpark Drive, Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m. Longs Peak Pub, 600 Longs Peak Ave., Longmont, 303-651-7886. Open Bluegrass Pick Hosted by Kyle Ussery. 8:30 p.m. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Open Mic. 6:30 p.m. Cannon Mine Coffee, 210 S. Public Road, Lafayette, 303-665-0625. Rico. 10 p.m. Pearl Street Pub, 1108 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-777-6768. Events ATLAS Expo. 5 p.m. ATLAS Institute at the University of Colorado Boulder. 1125 18th St., 303-735-6577. CGBG Member Happy Hour. 6 p.m. Cafe Aion, 1235 Pennsylvania Ave., Boulder, 303-993-8131. An Evening with Puccini. 1 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. My Golden Days. 4:30 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Spare Parts. 7 p.m. The Boedecker Theater, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-440-7826.

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American Life in Poetry: Column 575 by Susan Aizenberg

Susan Aizenberg lives and teaches in Omaha, and the following poem is from Quiet City, published by BkMk Press. My father and perhaps yours, too, found a little pleasure in an early morning walk. — Ted Kooser, U.S. Poet Laureate

Mornings Before the train screamed him through tunnels to his windowless office, the idiots he had to “sir,” my father needed a space without us, so in a crack of light from the bathroom, he dressed, held his shoes by two fingers, and left us sleeping. That walk to the diner, the last stars fading out, the sky lightening from black to blue to white, was his time. He walked in all weather, let each season touch him all over, lifted his face to rain and sun. He liked to watch the old houses stir awake and nod to the woman in her slippers on 27th, smoking as she strolled her little mutt. To step back, smooth as Fred Astaire, from the paperboy’s wild toss. Milk bottles sweated on doorsteps, sweet cream on top, and once, he lifted a quart from its wire basket, drank it down beneath our neighbor’s winking porch light, and left the empty on the stoop. We do not accept unsolicited submissions. American Life in Poetry is made possible by The Poetry Foundation (www.poetryfoundation.org), publisher of Poetry magazine. It is also supported by the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Poem copyright ©2015 by Susan Aizenberg, “Mornings,” from Quiet City, (BkMk Press, 2015). Poem reprinted by permission of Susan Aizenberg and the publisher. Introduction copyright © 2015 by The Poetry Foundation. The introduction’s author, Ted Kooser, served as United States Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress from 2004-2006. Boulder Weekly

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he Jungle Book is director Jon Favreau’s “live-action” — if you count an entirely CGI environment with almost entirely CGI characters to be “live-action” — update of the classic Disney tale. A young boy, Mowgli (Neel Sethi) is protected by a panther, Bagheera (Ben Kingsley); semiraised by a wolf, Raksha (Lupita Nyong’o); befriends a bear, Baloo (Bill Murray); kinda-almost-sorta gets eat eaten by a snake, Kaa (Scarlett Johannson), and is trying not to get murdered by a big orangutan, King Louie (Christopher Walken), and a tiger, Shere Khan (Idris Elba). Those are the events. I have questions. I have many questions. 1.) Let’s set aside the dumb, weird plot quirks that could have metastasized at nearly any point during the slow growth from Rudyard Kipling’s classic tale to the hand-drawn Disney sing-song funfest to... whatever this mishmash of adventure porn and monkey terror is. What’s the message here? Man still holds dominion over beast? You can learn to be accepted in any mutually constructed, nontraditional community if you’re not a vegan? 2.) What in the name of “Randy Newman on PCP” were they thinking in how the songs were included? For the first long chunk before we met Baloo (admittedly the best part of the movie), joy was not in abundance. Little wolf cub puppies cried and missed their man-cub brother. Terror surrounded Mowgli everywhere, including a Johannson-voiced snake that is going to put the A fairly useless, albeit pretty, remake of a “classic Freudian whammy on some tale” about a boy who lives in the jungle and… soon-to-be-very-sexually-contries not to die? fused audience-goers. Then a bear shows up and they sing? Huh? I’ve long said it’s disorienting when cinematic adaptations of musicals suddenly have characters burst into song because that’s not the accepted language of film. But this is some next-level mind-screwery... 3.) No, seriously, what the hell is with the songs?! When King Louie shows up, he is straight-up terrifying. His bulbous primate moobs are gyrating all higgledypiggledy as he rains unholy death upon those around him... while singing a catchy show tune? Did they not understand that a murder mammal singing “I Wanna Be Like You” makes it sound like, in the next scene, an orangutan voiced by Christopher Walken is going to be wearing Mowgli’s face on his face? 4) What was the tone the final climactic battle was aiming for? Narratively, the redemption for Mowgli was (literally) flimsy, as his growth appeared to be remembering which branches will send you to a hellish, fiery death if you step on them. Even if there’s no “moral to the story,” I’d love to understand what the filmmakers intended for me to be thinking about other than, “I think we’re about to have a jungle barbeque up in this joint. Hope tigers are good eating!” All kidding aside, I don’t get The Jungle Book. Not this version at least. As a demonstration of technical prowess, showing how realistic talking animals have now become, it’s fine, I guess? I don’t know why we want our talking animals to be realistic because talking animals are... not realistic. But OK. For me, technical marvel without emotional grounding is masturbatory, special-effect self-congratulation. I don’t want to care how many hairs on Bagheera’s head move. I want to care what’s inside his head. But, hey, that’s just the bare necessities for me. This review first appeared in The Reader of Omaha, Nebraska.

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Kevin Spacey and Michael Shannon bring life to Richard Nixon and Elvis Presely in, well, Elvis & Nixon.

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here is an often-repeated anecdote that Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest and came in second. It’s a popular story, one that illustrates the emptiness behind celebrity and fame, but it is just a story. No hard facts have ever confirmed the tall tale. Yet, the allure of the story is not in its factuality, but in the popular notion of what celebrity requires: not skill, talent or genius, but the correct look with the right costume. This apocryphal story is echoed nicely in Elvis & Nixon when two Elvis impersonators confront Elvis Presley (Michael Shannon) and his childhood friend, Jerry Schilling (Alex Pettyfer). The impersonators compliment Elvis on his dress, but they critique it simultaneously, claiming to be more accurate representations of the King. Elvis and Schilling casually chuckle at the impersonators who have no idea that they are talking to the real McCoy. Furthermore, this has happened before. Elvis & Nixon is a silly film; one where the truth is stranger than fiction, but it is how Shannon approaches the character of Elvis — not as a washed-up, drugged-out caricature, but Elvis as an Elvis impersonator — that makes it compelling viewing. Director Liza Johnson and Shannon work hard to peel away the façade that is Elvis, only to find that too many years have passed — too many albums, too many movies, too many adoring fans. If there is anything left of Elvis Aaron Presley, then it is strictly Elvis’s memory of such a man. In a revealing scene, Elvis shows Schilling his kit of hair spray, hair dye, hemorrhoid cream — for the bags under his eyes — glasses, coats, gold belts, all of it part and parcel of being the King. Without them, he’s just a man. And Elvis is done being just a man. Now Elvis wants to save America, stop the youth from listening to drug music, squash the Black Panthers and restore order to the Union. How will the King accomplish this? By acquiring a badge. And not just a county deputy badge — which he flashes at every available opportunity — but a real Undercover Agent-At-Large badge from the federal Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. How will he accomplish this? By walking up to the gates of the White House and asking to see President Nixon (Kevin Spacey). And see Nixon he did. On December 20, 1971, Elvis sauntered into the Oval Office and was appointed an agent by President Richard Nixon. Lucky for Elvis, Nixon was just as far up his own ass as Elvis was. What other sitting president would appoint an aging rock star and clearly unstable individual as an undercover drug narc? Just the most paranoid president of the 20th century. Though the performances from Shannon and Spacey are fantastic, Elvis & Nixon routinely strays from the center to explore the lives of the yes-men surrounding the two heavyweights. These moments add little and distract too much from the overall thrust of the movie. Yet, these moments don’t derail the movie, which finds its footing whenever Shannon’s Elvis strides back on screen. Celebrity may not be honest or authentic, but is sure is captivating.

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e’re taught in early language arts classes to write what we know. But in writing about food, the adage creates a paradox: When a reviewer dines out, he or she does so to experience something new or change perception about something common. Thus, the food writer is often forced to write about that which he or she doesn’t know. Food writers work around that obstacle in numerous ways: some become method actors and imagine the stories behind food; some work in kitchens, ask questions or read books to learn; some fake it and coast; some — few — really are good enough to write well about nearly everyIl Pastaio thing. 3075 Arapahoe Ave., The approach a food writer takes comes down Boulder, 303-447-9572 to what that writer values in food. I don’t always know or care what goes into a dish, but I at least know the Susan France feeling of eating it. I mean, if it tastes like wet dog, I’ll make a note. But my favorite restaurants in Boulder County make food for feeling, and none does so more than Il Pastaio. Its homemade pasta, Italian and Italian-American staple dishes, wine by the carafe, paper covers on tables, the simple paper menu, Peroni, Italian spoken behind the counter, the cheesy leaning tower of Pisa logo, the cramped dining room, all of it. It’s the only restaurant in Boulder that feels like home, and much of the credit goes to the quality of the food itself. On a recent evening, we sat at a tall table along the wall and ordered a lot. The first dish that came was polenta with gorgonzola. The polenta was piled semi-soft on a plate, with the consistency of wet beach sand at low tide. The gorgonzola was sauced on, and added everything to the polenta. It was salty, creamy and simple. The next dish was a seafood salad inspired by a Southern Italian dish. Small octopi were beheaded and drenched in citrus and oil. They had a pleasant consistency — slightly resistant, but tender. Either they or the peppers on the salad gave each bite a thick, bright olive oil glaze. With fresh lemon, crispy lettuce and white rings of calamari, it sprang, and the preparation of the octopi welcomed robust maritime flavor. We then moved on to pasta, eating pappardelle arrabiatta and fetuccine alla matriciana. The pappardelle were big, broad noodles that went on for

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Il Pastaio is food for the soul by Matt Cortina days, and the spicy arrabiatta sauce was perfectly acidic and bright, the tomatoes fully deconstructed, and the oil of chili peppers liberally integrated. The matriciana sauce was an exceptional ragù of tomato and chunks of onion and pancetta. Though the meat is typically robust guanciale (jowl), the pancetta bits were fatty and indulgent, and the pasta alone would’ve been a meal. But we pressed on with entrees of eggplant parmesan and mushroom ravioli. The ravioli came in crescent moon shape and were expertly cooked. The pasta shell was al dente, and the savory mushroom filling was piping hot. The eggplant parm came in a simple basil and tomato sauce, with broiled mozzarella cheese atop soft, thick eggplant slices. It’s such a simple, important dish and so easy to mess up with heavy sauce, or wrong ingredient proportions, or incongruous textures, but Il Pastaio’s is exemplary and should be given a plaque for its exceptional service to this community. At the end of the meal, we had gotten sauce, olive oil and bread crumbs everywhere. The scraps and stains told the story of a meal well-had; you don’t make a mess during a bad meal. Il Pastaio, as all good restaurants are, is good for the soul. If you want that feeling, this is it.

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hen I’m asked: “Which kitchen tools are absolutely essential?” I’ve always answered in my sage Jedi voice: “A sharp chef ’s knife and your hands.” While that is good, if glib, advice, why do I have drawers, boxes and flower vases crammed with single-purpose culinary implements from crab crackers and pasta tongs to Parmesan chippers and caviar spoons? During two moves in a decade, I have divested myself of a great many things, including hundreds of cookbooks, but not these tools. I have a hard time recalling when certain implements came into my life. Some were inherited, such as the nut cracker and picker from my family, and I found others at estate sales. Some were acquired from the great wall of kitchen doodads at McGuckin’s. The ones with logos on them migrated to me in my role as a food writer for 35 years. There are some whose purpose is unknown. I don’t remember the last time I needed a potato masher, musubi maker or my collection of pie weights, pie bird, crimp protector, pie lifters and my favorite, a pie gate. Some I only use during the holidays. Will most of these culinary helpers fall out of use and end up in a Museum of Antiquated Gourmet Implements? see NIBBLES Page 52

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I think of it like a garage tool chest. You don’t sell your tools. You never know when you need a lime zester. I’m likely to carry the weight of these implements with me a long time.

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I don’t have a lot of one-job cooking devices hanging around besides a coffee maker, my rice steamer and one prime example of perfect technology: The popcorn popper is an almost steampunk-like stove-top contraption that allows you to turn a crank and stir the popcorn as it pops so it doesn’t burn. The result is popcorn far tastier than any from a microwaved bag and a throwback to my childhood fave, the magical Jiffy Pop. Using the stove-top popper produces popcorn at cents for a giant bowl, and gives me control over the type and amount of oil, salt and organic popcorn. It leaves out the obscene packaging involved, and I’m not exposed to “popcorn lung.” Plus: The device will still work in post-zombie apocalypse Boulder.

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and I got the news that World of Beer opens in June in the former Bacaro restaurant space at 921 Pearl St. west of the Downtown Mall. … In July, chef Daniel Asher will open River and Woods in the longtime John’s Restaurant space on Pearl Street in Boulder. Asher has opened several notable eateries, including Root Down (in Denver and at DIA), Linger and Ophelia’s. … Lunada Eatery & Cantina, Lafayette’s neat Southwestern eatery, will close June 30 on South Boulder Road and reopen in July at Arapahoe Avenue and 95th Street.

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told a story about how the famous poet Pindar got his start. One summer day, young Pindar decided to walk from his home in Thebes to a city 20 miles away. During his trek, he got tired and lay down to take a nap by the side of the road. As he slept, bees swarmed around him and coated his lips with wax. He didn’t wake up until one of the bees stung him. For anyone else, this might have been a bother. But Pindar took it as an omen that he should become a lyric poet, a composer of honeyed verses. And that’s exactly what he did in the ensuing years. I foresee you having an experience comparable to Pindar’s sometime soon, Taurus. How you interpret it will be crucial.

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MAY 21-JUNE 20: “I measure the strength of a spirit by how much truth it can take,” said philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Measured by that standard, your strength of spirit has been growing — and may be poised to reach an all-time high. In my estimation, you now have an unusually expansive capacity to hold surprising, effervescent, catalytic truths. Do you dare invite all these insights and revelations to come pouring toward you? I hope so. I’ll be cheering you on, praying for you to be brave enough to ask for as much as you can possibly accommodate.

CANCER

JUNE 21-JULY 22:

Göbekli Tepe was a monumental religious sanctuary built 11,600 years ago in the place we now call Turkey. Modern archaeologists are confounded by the skill and artistry with which its massive stone pillars were arranged and carved. According to conventional wisdom, humans of that era were primitive nomads who hunted animals and foraged for plants. So it’s hard to understand how they could have constructed such an impressive structure 7,000 years before the Great Pyramid of Giza. Writing in National Geographic, science journalist Charles C. Mann said, “Discovering that huntergatherers had constructed Göbekli Tepe was like finding that someone had built a 747 in a basement with an X-Acto knife.” In that spirit, Cancerian, I make the following prediction: In the coming months, you can accomplish a marvel that may have seemed beyond your capacity.

LEO

JULY 23-AUG. 22:

In myths and folklore, the ember is a symbol of coiled-up power. The fire within it is controlled. It provides warmth and glow even as its raw force is contained. There are no unruly flames. How much energy is stored within? It’s a reservoir of untapped light, a promise of verve and radiance. Now please ruminate further about the ember, Leo. According to my reading of the astrological omens, it’s your core motif right now.

VIRGO

AUG. 23-SEPT. 22:

Uh-oh. Or maybe I should instead say “Hooray!” You are slipping into the Raw Hearty Vivid Untamed Phase of your astrological cycle. The universe is nudging you in the direction of high adventure, sweet intensity, and rigorous stimulation. If you choose to resist the nudges, odds are that you’ll have more of an “uh-oh” experience. If you decide to play along, “hooray!” is the likely outcome. To help you get in the proper mood, make the following declaration: “I like to think that my bones are made from oak, my blood from a waterfall, and my heart from wild daisies.” (That’s a quote from the poet McKenzie Stauffer.)

LIBRA

SEPT. 23-OCT. 22:

In many cultures, the butterfly is a symbol of transformation and rebirth. In its original state as a caterpillar, it is homely and slow-moving. After its resurrection time in the chrysalis, it becomes a lithe and lovely creature capable of flight. The mythic meaning of the moth is quite different, however. Enchanted by the flame, it’s driven so strongly toward the light that it risks burning its wings. So it’s a symbol of intense longing that may go too far. In the coming weeks, Libra, your life could turn either way. You may even vacillate between being moth-like and butterfly-like. For best results, set an intention. What exactly do you want?

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OCT. 23-NOV. 21: “I gladly abandon dreary tasks, ratio-

nal scruples, reactive undertakings imposed by the world,” wrote Scorpio philosopher Roland Barthes. Why did he do this? For the sake of love, he said — even though he knew it might cause him to act like a lunatic as it freed up tremendous energy. Would you consider pursuing a course like that in the coming weeks, Scorpio? In my astrological opinion, you have earned some time off from the grind. You need a break from the numbing procession of the usual daily rhythms. Is there any captivating person, animal, adventure, or idea that might so thoroughly incite your imagination that you’d be open to acting like a lunatic lover with boundless vigor?

SAGITTARIUS

NOV. 22-DEC. 21:

“Difficulties illuminate existence,” says novelist Tom Robbins, “but they must be fresh and of high quality.” Your assignment, Sagittarius, is to go out in search of the freshest and highest-quality difficulties you can track down. You’re slipping into a magical phase of your astrological

cycle when you will have exceptional skill at rounding up useful dilemmas and exciting riddles. Please take full advantage! Welcome this rich opportunity to outgrow and escape boring old problems.

CAPRICORN

DEC. 22-JAN. 19:

“When I grow up, I want to be a little boy,” wrote novelist Joseph Heller in his book Something Happened. You have cosmic permission to make a comparable declaration in the coming days. In fact, you have a poetic license and a spiritual mandate to utter battle cries like that as often as the mood strikes. Feel free to embellish and improvise, as well: “When I grow up, I want to be a riot girl with a big brash attitude,” for example, or “When I grow up, I want to be a beautiful playful monster with lots of toys and fascinating friends who constantly amaze me.”

AQUARIUS

JAN. 20-FEB. 18: In one of his diaries, author Franz Kafka made this declaration: “Life’s splendor forever lies in wait around each one of us in all of its fullness — but veiled from view, deep down, invisible, far off. It is there, though, not

hostile, not reluctant, not deaf. If you summon it by the right word, by its right name, it will come.” I’m bringing this promise to your attention, Aquarius, because you have more power than usual to call forth a command performance of life’s hidden splendor. You can coax it to the surface and bid it to spill over into your daily rhythm. For best results, be magnificent as you invoke the magnificence.

PISCES

FEB. 19-MARCH 20: I’ve got a controversial message for

you, Pisces. If you’re addicted to your problems or if you’re convinced that cynicism is a supreme mark of intelligence, what I’ll say may be offensive. Nevertheless, it’s my duty as your oracle to inform you of the cosmic tendencies, and so I will proceed. For the sake of your mental health and the future of your relationship with love, consider the possibility that the following counsel from French author André Gide is just what you need to hear right now: “Know that joy is rarer, more difficult, and more beautiful than sadness. Once you make this all-important discovery, you must embrace joy as a moral obligation.”

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Dear Dan: I’ve been aware of my emetophilia since a very young age and have always kept it private. No need to tell me about the health risks, I’m aware, and I’ve only ever indulged this kink through videos online. The actual substance doesn’t turn me on — I have no desire to be puked on. For me, the fantasy involves being with someone as they begin to feel sick, and then taking care of them as they puke. It has something to do with the buildup and release. Who knows? I’m married, and I © LaRae Lobdell told my husband about my kink exactly once, a few years ago. He wasn’t judgmental, but he never brought it up again. We have a great sex life otherwise, and I’ve always assumed I’d have satisfying, normal sex with my husband and masturbate to this kink in private. But recently, on a whim, I posted a message on a kink site. A few weeks later, a guy reached out to say the description exactly mirrored his own kink. We’ve been texting for a few weeks. He makes me feel like less of a freak, it’s been super hot, and we’ve talked about meeting up and role-playing for each other. It makes me go crazy just to

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think about this. In light of the health risks — and the fact that I’m married — this would be a one-time thing. Do I have to tell my husband? I don’t want to have sex with this person; I just want to live out my fantasy for one night, which doesn’t necessarily involve getting naked. But obviously we will both get off, so there’s a definite sexual element. My husband and I have had threesomes, so he’s not a “strictly monogamous” guy, but it is new for me to strike out on my own. But more than that, I’m mortified at the thought of him knowing about the kind of night I’m having, asking me about it later, etc. I would just rather him not know. But is that cheating? — A Lady Emetophile Meets Her Match Dear ALEMHM: The answer to

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your last question — is that cheating? — is obvious. If that wasn’t cheating, ALEMHM, or if you thought your husband wouldn’t regard it as cheating, you would be asking him for permission to meet up with your vomit buddy. So let’s just run with the assumption that getting together with your VB would constitute infidelity, if the low-grade, nonpenetrative, notfor-everyone kind. So do you have to tell your husband? You could tell your husband — and lots of people will insist you must tell your husband — but I’m sitting here, in this Starbucks on Lex and 78th, wondering if your husband would rather not be told. You shared your kink with your husband once, and he never brought it up again. We can reasonably assume that your husband isn’t interested in discussing, much less indulging, this very particular sexual interest of yours. Another reasonable assumption: Your

kink may not be something your husband wants to think about. The awareness of your kink, to use Emily “Dear Prudence Emeritus” Yoffe’s phrase, could be a libido killer for him. If your husband worked at stuffing your disclosure down the memory hole, because it interferes with his ability to connect with you sexually, asking permission to spend an evening with your VB could come as an unwelcome reminder. So you could make — as I’ve just made — an argument for sparing your husband the reminder, and sparing yourself the discomfort, by not telling and/or asking him, and then discreetly meeting up with your VB just this once. (The counterargument is also easily made: He never brought it up again because he picked up on your shame, he didn’t want to distress you, etc.) But if you decide to meet your VB, ALEMHM, weigh the risks (what happens if you get caught?) against the rewards (scratching this off your kidney dish list!), meet up with your VB in public first, and let someone know where you are and who you’re with on the big night. Send questions to mail@savagelove.net and follow @fakedansavage on Twitter.

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Entering a new era of international drug policy NEW YORK — The United Nations General owed its benefit. Assembly Special Session on drugs (UNGASS) conThe irony of the UN, a peacekeeping organization, venes this week to debate and accept a resolution endorsing the war on drugs was heightened as a handreforming the approach to the world drug problem. ful of states began decriminalizing or legalizing drug Since the 1970s, international drug policy has taken a use. prohibitionist stance that creates the so-called war on In a Guardian op-ed published in advance of drugs, targeting supply, demand and criminal activity, UNGASS, Colombian president Juan Manuel Santos and seeking punitive treatment of offenders. asked: “How does one explain to a Colombian peasant The war on drugs has proven to be ineffective and in a rural community in the Southwest of the country costly. And in 2014, that he will be Sarah Haas Guatemala joined prosecuted under other Latin and criminal charges for South American growing marijuana countries which plants, while a then gained suffiyoung entrepreneur cient support from in Colorado finds still others in order his or her legal recto call for this spereational marijuana cial session. business booming?” The U.S. is These emerging among the 193 tensions have positioned this member states that UNGASS special agreed to past prosession to be a hibitionist policies ground-breaking, and subsequently open debate about designed many of the international its federal laws to drug control sysuphold its obligatem. And that reptions to UN resolutions. As state-led resents a major shift initiatives steer in the international away from total approach to drug UNGASS on drugs, held in New York City from April 19-21, is reformprohibition and control. ing international drug policy as governments around the world voice toward decriminal- displeasure with the long-standing war on drugs. The last time ization and legalthe UN met to disization, international policies are also pivoting toward cuss drug policy in 2009, the underlying assumption more human-centered approaches. was that drugs are inherently dangerous and harmful Evidence is mounting that prohibitionist policies and that those complicit in both supply and demand are not only economically inefficient, but also threaten ought to be treated as threats to international security. international security and human rights. Despite The morning of Tuesday, April 19, a draft resoluaggressive global policing, the illegal drug market has tion was unanimously accepted at UNGASS 2016 that continued to thrive, making it apparent to global leadembraces a new understanding of the “drug problem.” ers that the cost of fighting the drug war has overshad- The resolution refocuses the drug problem as a global

health crisis, placing humans and human rights at the center of the conversation. Part of this effort is to better understand illicit substances by making them more readily available to medical and scientific organizations for research of their effects, both harmful and helpful. The World Health Organization reports that 80 percent of the global population lacks sufficient access to pain relieving medicines, a human rights crisis in its own right, and calls for proper research of substances, like cannabis, that can solve this shortage regardless of its illegal classification. As member states made their opening statements regarding the draft resolution, tensions emerged. On the pro-drug end of the spectrum is Jamaica, arguing that there is insufficient flexibility in the resolution to allow the right to personal consumption of drugs, specifically cannabis, which is a matter of religious and cultural significance for the island nation. Many countries, including those in the European Union, Switzerland, Mexico, Uruguay and others, say that the draft does not go far enough toward reducing criminalization, arguing it omits a necessary moratorium on the death penalty for drug offenses as well as the endorsement of harm reduction tactics. On the more conservative side are countries like China and Indonesia, both of which made statements on Tuesday. China called for the need for international solidarity in the classification of controlled substances as illicit, calling into question the legalization of marijuana in states like Colorado. Both countries are joined by several others in claiming their sovereign right to institute justice systems that include the death penalty. UNGASS is a critical reassessment of prohibition that seeks to recognize and explore the spectrum of possibilities between legalization and criminalization. As the conversation continues into the coming days, the collective call for a resolution that will serve as a point of departure for member states — allowing them to effectively implement a new era of human centered drug policy — grows louder. Sarah Haas is in New York covering the United Nations General Assembly Special Session on Drugs.

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a year-to-year increase of 2,378,000. What the survey did not find was evidence of much of a surge in the number of kids aged 12 to 17 smoking pot. Among the nation’s roughly 12 million middle schoolers — ages 12, 13 and 14 — the estimated number smoking pot once a month actually declined — from 277,000 in 2013 to 245,000 in 2014, a drop of 32,000. The estimated number of 12-year-olds smoking pot in 2014 was 20,000 out of an age cohort of roughly 4 million. In 2013, it was 21,000 out of a similar age cohort. Among the nation’s high schoolers — ages 15, 16 and 17 — the estimated number of monthly pot smokers is much larger than among middle schoolers — 1,156,000 in 2014 among an age cohort of roughly 12 million, a gain of 101,000 from 2013, when figure for 2013 was 1,762,000. Most of the increase occurred among 17-yearolds; in 2014, an estimated 81,000 more smoked pot in the past month than did in 2013. But the demographic groups that showed the

greatest increase in monthly pot smoking from 2013 to 2014 were found at the other end of the age spectrum. Americans aged 55 to 59 — boomers born at the height of the post-war baby boom in other words — registered the largest year-over-year numerical increase of any age cohort in the study. The estimated number of them smoking pot in the past month rose from 910,000 in 2013 to 1,578,000 in 2014, an increase of 668,000 in the space of a year. A similar trend turned up among older boomers as well. Among the 60 to 64 cohort, estimated monthly pot use rose from 548,000 in 2013 to 763,000 in 2014, a 215,000 increase. And among 65 and older, the number who reported smoking pot once a month jumped from 377,000 in 2013 to 575,000 in 2014, a 198,000 increase, most of which can probably be ascribed to early model boomers entering the geezer years. Robin Williams once famously said that if you can remember the ’60s you weren’t there. Maybe some of them wanted to see what they missed. Or wanted to miss what they saw.

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As Coloradans prepare to start signing petitions that will finally grant them safer setbacks from oil and gas wells and the industry’s massive industrial production platforms, as well as granting local communities the right to make land use decisions over oil and gas activity the same way they currently do over every other industry on the planet, it’s time to reflect on one of the false claims that the industry, and the politicians it pays to do its bidding, have been making over the years. Remember all those industry Wikimedia Commons mouth pieces and politicians like Governor Hickenlooper who kept telling us that if we tried to protect our health, home values and quality of life by banning drilling in our neighborhoods that the entire economy of the state of Colorado would collapse into recession because the oil and gas industry would go elsewhere to drill? Well, thanks to over supply, we have gotten to test that claim. The oil and gas industry has all but shut down in Colorado, far below the level it would be allowed to still operate Governor John Hickenlooper at with 2,500 ft. setbacks and community control over the extraction process, and guess what? The sky didn’t fall, the Colorado economy is actually growing and overall unemployment is down. It was all a giant lie perpetrated on the people of Colorado by the oil and gas industry, most of our bought-and-paid-for politicians and let’s not forget the mainstream media like the network TV stations and the owners of the Denver Post and most the other Front Range newspapers that made the same exaggerated claims while raking in oil and gas advertising dollars. Remember that bogus energy and environment advertising section the Post tried to pawn off as news? What a joke. So get out there and sign that petition. We now know it won’t hurt the economy a bit and it will surely save some lives and property values. Boulder Weekly

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