Boulder County’s True Independent Voice <Free> <www.boulderweekly.com> October 21-27, 2010
AMERICAN FURNITURE WAREHOUSE
all Clearance F We’re clearing out thousands of items to make room for all of the new fall fashions
3-Pack Table and Chairs
Converta Sofa
199
$
288
$
Folds into a full size bed
Leather CLASC
5860164
3 pack includes 2 chairs and 1 table. Finished in a rich espresso color. Cushioned seat on chairs in gray microfiber.
2A-3007
Tub Chair
109
Chenille Accent Chair
$
119
$
1B1-S036
1B2-S036
Great compact chairs for a family room, dining room or a home office. Available in brown or cream durahide, tan, spa blue, or chocolate velvet.
MEL 1C-002C
59
$
1I-1081
59
$
1B5-S036
Cocktail Ottoman
Cocktail ottoman with a faux drawer front and decorative metal hardware. SHENG
RELAX 1B3-S036
An innovative contemporary design with plush comfort and a hinged back to make the sofa into a full size bed. Covered in a brown durahide upholstery.
Bench with Storage Reversible tops for use as footstool or serving tray and lower storage shelf.
1B4-S036
Chaise
259
$
LIYA 1A-133
SHENG 1W-1079
Chenille accent chair comes with one pillow and is stocked in purple, chocolate or cream velvet upholstery. 1C1-002C
1C2-002C
Follow American Furniture Warehouse BUY ONLINE NOW AFWonline.com
LEATHER
AFWonline.com
Ultra contemporary chaise upholstered in rich brown leather match. High density foam for extra comfort.
DOUGLAS CO. MEGASTORE & WAREHOUSE
2 minutes east of I-25 off E-470 & Peoria St.
(303) 799-9044
Additional handling charges may apply to merchandise picked-up at showroom locations. See store for details.
COLORADO SPRINGS
I-25 & FILLMORE - 2805 CHESTNUT ST.
AURORA
1700 S. ABILENE
(719) 633-4220
(303) 368-8555
PUEBLO
UNIVERSITY
I-25 & EAGLERIDGE
(719) 542-5169
S. UNIVERSITY & COUNTY LINE
(303) 795-0928
THORNTON SUPERSTORE & WAREHOUSE I-25 & 84TH
(303) 289-4100
WESTMINSTER
94th & WADSWORTH
FORT COLLINS
I-25 AND HWY. 14
(303) 425-4359
(970) 221-1981
S.W. LAKEWOOD
GLENWOOD SPRINGS
(303) 933-3975
(970) 928-9422
5390 S. WADSWORTH BLVD.
3200 S. GLEN AVE.
FIRESTONE SUPERCENTER & WAREHOUSE
I-25 & HWY 119 - LONGMONT/FIRESTONE
(303) 684-2400
contents boulderweekly.com
news & views Soldier of Fortune’s 35th anniversary / 6 The escapades of editor and publisher Robert K. Brown by Paul Danish Boulder’s real weed problem / 13 City finally making progress in battle against invasive plants by Oakland L. Childers On the cover: Tea Party crashers / 17 Will upstart movement spoil hopes of Colorado Dems in Nov. 2 election? by Jefferson Dodge
buzz Animal instinct / 21 David Sedaris points his pen at the world of fuzzy little animals by Oakland L. Childers Overtones: Deer Tick mixes punk rock with Hank Williams / 25 Overtones: Michael Miller delves into dark days for inspiration / 26 Arts & Culture: Of Montreal and Janelle Monae fight the static image / 29 Panorama: What to do and where to go / 31 Sophisticated Sex: Careful before you kiss and tell / 37 Elevation: Boulder's eponymous sport / 39 Cuisine: Pumpkin craze comes to Boulder County / 43 Cuisine review: The Kitchen / 45 Dessert Diva: Apple Cinnamon Cake with Cinnamon Glaze / 47 Screen: RED; It's Kind of a Funny Story / 51 Reel 2 Reel: Pick your flick / 53
departments Letters: Creek Fest fracas; Stupid Boulder; Supporting gay teens / 5 The Highroad: Monsanto takes a tumble / 5 In Case You Missed It: Dispensaries bring in the green; Boobophobia / 11 Boulderganic: Business takes baby steps in eco-entrepreneurship / 19 Classifieds: Your community resource / 56 Puzzles: Crossword and sudoku / 59 Free Will Astrology: by Rob Brezsny / 61
staff Publisher, Stewart Sallo Editor, Pamela White Managing Editor, Jefferson Dodge Arts & Entertainment Editor, David Accomazzo Special Editions/Calendar Editor, Katherine Creel Online Editor, Quibian Salazar-Moreno Editorial Intern, Eli Boonin-Vail, Mitchell Byars Contributing Writers, Ana Arias, Rob Brezsny, Chris Callaway, April Charmaine, Oakland L. Childers, Ben Corbett, Paul Danish, James Dziezynski, Christina Eisert, Clay Fong, Charmaine Ortega Getz, Margaret Grondorf, Jim Hightower, Adrienne Saia Isaac, Gene Ira Katz, David Kirby, Heather May Koski, Elizabeth Miller, P.J. Nutting, Brian Palmer, Adam Perry, Danette Randall, Alan Sculley, Isaac Woods Stokes, Gary Zeidner Production Manager, Dave Kirby Art Director, Susan France Graphic Designer, Mark Goodman Circulation Manager, Cal Winn Inside Sales Manager, David Hasson Associate Director of Sales & Marketing, Dave Grimsland Senior Advertising Executive, Allen Carmichael Director of Operations/Controller, Benecia Beyer Office Manager/Advertising Assistant, Shey Behbahani Account Executives, Rich Blitz, Mike Cutler, Francie Swidler Circulation Team, Halka Brunerova, Dave Hastie, Dan Hill, Alan Jones, George LaRoe Jeffrey Lohrius, Elizabeth Ouslie, Lowell Schaefer, Karl Schleinig Assistant to the Publisher & Heiress, Julia Sallo 10-Year-Old, Mia Rose Sallo October 21, 2010 Volume XVIII, Number 11 As Boulder County's only independently owned newspaper, Boulder Weekly is dedicated to illuminating truth, advancing justice and protecting the First Amendment through ethical, no-holds-barred journalism and thought-provoking opinion writing. Free every Thursday since 1993, the Weekly also offers the county's most comprehensive arts and entertainment coverage. Read the print version, or visit www.boulderweekly.com. Boulder Weekly does not accept unsolicited editorial submissions. If you're interested in writing for the paper, please send queries to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. Any materials sent to Boulder Weekly become the property of the newspaper. 690 South Lashley Lane, Boulder, CO, 80305 p 303.494.5511 f 303.494.2585 editorial@boulderweekly.com www.boulderweekly.com
Printed on 100% recycled paper with soy-based ink.
2010
Boulder Weekly is published every Thursday. No portion may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 3
Excuse our dirt — it doesn’t hurt. Just better deals!
FLATIRONS HYUNDAI Hyundai named 2010’s most Fuel Efficient Car in America! Hyundai has America’s BEST Warranty! • Hyundai Assurance Program!
Colorado’s BEST Selection of New & Pre-owned Cars!
top
!
! s y a w l A BEST PRICE
picks
Photo for illustration purposes only.
2011 Hyundai Sonata
2010 Hyundai Elantra
$93/month!*
$82/month!*
Only
* with $2999 due at signing. Must qualify for owner loyalty, college grad and military. 36 months. 12K lease. 20 excess mileage.
Only
* with $2999 due at signing. Must qualify for owner loyalty, college grad and military. 24 months. 12K lease. 20 excess mileage.
We Will Meet or Beat ANY Deal, ANY Time, * Must be alike vehicles. Must purchase out of inventory.
FLATIRONS HYUNDAI has it!
or pay you $500!* *must purchase out of inventory, must be alike vehicles
2555 30th Street, Boulder • 303-442-1114 www.flatironshyundai.com HOME OF THE $19.95* OIL CHANGE & Free Car Wash! *most vehicles
! s y a w l A
letters boulderweekly.com/letters
Creek Fest fracas (Re: “Ruffled feathers,” News, Oct. 14.) What a great article. But I have to say I’m with Chris Dailey on this matter. Why is the city of Boulder interjecting itself where it should be the “silent partner”? Think about it. They didn’t want anything to do with the Boulder Creek Festival before because it was a loss in revenue and were ready to chalk it off. Now, it’s generating revenue and bringing in people from everywhere, which means more money, and, in reality, isn’t this what it’s about on the city’s side? Money. More people mean more traffic, more foot traffic, more of everything — the good and the bad. To deal with it doesn’t mean putting a bid out for someone who doesn’t have our best interests at heart, but the heart of city officials. They live in expensive homes with expensive cars and look down their noses at the rest of us, pretending to be part of this community. If they really were true to Boulder, this would not be happening, and it would never be an issue. Ever. “However, it is our contention that a change in ownership will be in the best interest of both the City of Boulder and Boulder Creek Events.” What a crock! Dailey wanted to do something for Boulder out of his own pocket to save said venture. Yes, in that sense, it was a great business opportu-
P
nity. You’d have to be a fool not to see that. “Chris has done an admirable job running the event,” [parks and rec Director Kirk] Kincannon says. “I don’t think there’s any unhappiness based on
The Highroad
oor Monsanto — the mighty and haughty manipulator of Mother Nature has tripped on its own hubris, falling far, fast and hard this year. The biotech and chemical giant has reaped huge profits by messing with the very DNA of the world’s food supply. During the past couple of decades, Monsanto has become the Frankenstein of agriculture, taking genetic parts of one or more species and engineering them into another. The corporation literally creates a living profit center for itself inside the mutant seed it engineers for corn soybeans and other food staples. Its specialty has been to alter plants so they can withstand heavy doses of an herbicide manufactured by — guess who? — Monsanto. This kind of techno-gimmickry dazzled Wall Street speculators for a while. Monsanto stock Boulder Weekly
what’s being provided. We’re just trying to see what we can do to enhance it, relative to green technology.” Again, must we look at this and say, wow, money again? Green technology is awesome! Great for Boulder! Great
boulderweekly.com/highroad
Monsanto takes a tumble by Jim Hightower soared to $140 a share in 2008, and in 2009 this darling of investors was named “company of the year” by Forbes magazine. But farmers have found the altered seed ridiculously expensive and less beneficial than advertised, and the herbicide that Monsanto sells with the seed is not effective because weeds have already developed a resistance to it. Meanwhile, the Justice Department
for our community! At what price do we individually pay if the city takes over? Admission to the event in the future? Would the money go to their see LETTERS Page 6
[
]
JimHightower.com For more information on Jim Hightower’s work — and to subscribe to his award-winning monthly newsletter, The Hightower Lowdown — visit www.jimhightower.com.
is investigating the corporation’s antitrust activities, and global opponents of genetically tampered crops have been scoring victories in the fight to stop their spread. Monsanto’s response to this rejection of its crop wizardry has been to double down on wizardry. Its new corn seed, for example, has not one, but eight altered genes in it! But farmers aren’t buying the mumbo-jumbo, and Wall Street has pushed Monsanto’s stock price down by two-thirds. As one market analyst now says, “This may be the worst stock of 2010.” To keep track of Monsanto’s manipulations, go to organicconsumers.org. October 21, 2010 5
LETTERS from Page 5
pockets instead of PLAY or the Parks and Recreation Division? City members should be walking hand in hand with this project, not trying to bully their way into a great event. Didn’t learn from the Invesco Field at Mile High incident, did we? What’s in a name? Everything. And in the spirit of what Boulder is about, Dailey should continue to run things without having to worry or wonder about the next year. The city, on the other hand, is being a petulant child, giving Boulder a worse name than it already has. They want Boulder to be like Louisville or Denver and to lose what spirit of life Boulder people have. “The best bang for your buck.” It’s always been the best smile in the world to give when a Denverite speaks with a true Boulderite; “you people” they say as they shake their heads, not understanding why or that we care about each other, our community, the type of businesses that are here. We care about the environment and how we treat it. It’s truly the “People’s Republic of Boulder — Keep Boulder Weird.” Thanks for the article. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Tamatha Rawls/Boulder
Stupid Boulder (Re: “Vote!” cover story, Oct. 7.) I would like to say thank you for your Vote 2010 cutout section. While I am proud that we disagreed on most issues, we did agree on a few. As a Boulder resident for almost six years, I have learned a couple of things: 1) While Boulder may be a beautiful city, it is full of some of the most stupid people on the face of this planet; and 2) Most of the residents are ultra-liberal progressives. Coincidence? I think not. After the atrocities committed by the Democratic Party since the 2008 elections, one must be either stupid, ignorant or a socialist to completely agree with the policies set forth by the left wing in America. Most people in America would agree with me. In conclusion, I would like to thank you for showing just how dumb the residents of “The People’s Republic” really are. C. Johnston/via Internet
Supporting gay teens (Re: “Tyler Clementi died for your sins,” Uncensored, Oct. 7.) Thank you for the article about Tyler Clementi. As the mother of a young lesbian who, like Tyler, is talented beyond words, kind, loving and giving, I fear that one day she will be targeted for her sexual preferences. When asked by people how I feel about her gayness, my response is simply, “I was put here to love her, not to judge her,” and that is precisely 6 October 21, 2010
what I do. Dolores Tanaloa/via Internet
Bosley wants guns at CU There are many reasons not to vote for Steven Bosley as CU regent and as many reasons to vote instead for CU law Professor Melissa Hart. Here are three big ones. Bosley wants to jack up tuition at CU by a whopping 9.5 percent per year for four years, or nearly 40 percent by 2015. You think higher education at CU is expensive now? Professor Hart wants to revive state funding for higher education rather than rip off students and their hardworking parents. Bosley also wants to wipe out need-based financial aid for students from middle and working class families. He talks a good line about “diversity,” but jacking up tuition and slashing financial aid will let only the wellto-do attend CU. And forget about any more ethnic minorities landing on CU’s nearly lily-white Boulder campus. Professor Hart is all about diversity and is appalled at Bosley’s desire to wipe out need-based financial aid at CU. Finally and most ominously, Bosley wants to allow loaded guns on campus. Can you believe this guy, in light of the Virginia Tech massacre and the recent shooting spree at the University of Texas? Apparently, Bosley doesn’t give a rat’s patootie for the safety of CU students, faculty and staff. His love for guns seems to come first. Professor Hart hasn’t taken a formal position on guns, but can you imagine a professor and mom like her wanting loaded guns in college classrooms? Think about it when you vote. Ken Bonetti/Boulder
Steve Bosley for CU regent Let’s break some rules this election season. I will certainly be breaking a few of my own. Incumbents worry me as career politicians, so I tend not to vote for them. Additionally, my party’s candidates gain my favor in races where they run. In past elections, many local and state races offered few choices. Normally I’d vote for Libertarians, or at least an exchange of warm bodies. I certainly wouldn’t vote against my principles of fiscal conservatism and social liberalism. The CU regent-at-large race forces me to break some of the rules without tossing my morals out the window. I am supporting Steve Bosley to continue as CU regent. In endorsing Steve, I ask Libertarian-minded voters to consider Steve’s exemplary work throughout his see LETTERS Page 9
Danish Plan
boulderweekly.com/uncensored
Soldier of Fortune’s 35th anniversary
S
by Paul Danish
oldier of Fortune Magazine, liberal Boulder’s favorite mad aunt in the attic, will put out its 35th anniversary issue next month. So in honor of the occasion I thought I’d share some SOF stories. But first full disclosure. I first met Robert K. Brown, the future editor and publisher of Soldier of Fortune Magazine, in 1961 during the Bay of Pigs invasion. OK, we weren’t on the beach, on the boats, in the loop, or any closer than 2,500 miles from the action. But we were both all for getting rid of Castro. At the time I was a freshman reporter for the Colorado Daily. Brown, a CU alum who at age 29 was 11 years my senior, was back on campus to talk about the invasion (it didn’t collapse for another day or two) and drum up support for the rebels. Then, as now, he gave a terrific interview. I got a great story out of it. In the late ’80s and early ’90s I worked for SOF as an editor and later as a freelance contributor. My name still appears on the masthead as Gun Rights Editor. Anyway, by the time the Bay of Pigs operation went down, Brown had been a Cuba liberation activist for at least five years — first as a supporter of Castro and then, following a visit to Havana after Castro took over, as an opponent. In 1957, Brown raised money on the CU campus for the Fidelistas. His
appeal was about as subtle as a Code Pink pie in the face. Brown had acquired use of a big, tripod-mounted 20mm anti-tank gun with a long, menacing barrel. He would set it up on a table outside the UMC with a donation jar in front of it. People gave. My favorite SOF story is about how Brown rode into Kuwait City during the 1991 Gulf War together with the first coalition troops to enter. Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait in early August of 1990, and by midDecember it was clear that the U.S. would use military force to toss him out. A month later Brown landed in Saudi Arabia. The war began in the early morning hours of Jan. 17, 1991, with massive allied air strikes on Iraq and Kuwait. For the next five weeks, the war consisted of relentless air attacks and not much else. The press grew restless. By week three the reporters took to interviewing each other (never a good sign). In due course a reporter for the Wall Street Journal interviewed Brown, who by then had discovered that a) some reporters had a lot more access to both the troops and the Coalition command than others, and b) he was not one of the chosen. Which prompted him to unburden himself of the following sentiment to the Journal reporter (I’m quoting from memory here): “I didn’t come over here to sit around in briefings with a bunch of see SOF Page 8
Boulder Weekly
DENVER NUGGETS
Denver
Denver
Denver
nuggetsnuggets nuggets
Get 10 of the season’s hottest games including Opening Night and see the ALL-LEAGUE PLAN
ALL-STAR PLAN
WEEKEND PLAN
Wed, Oct. 27 - 7:00 PM
OPENING NIGHT
Wed, Nov. 3 7:00 PM
Wed, Oct. 27 - 7:00 PM
OPENING NIGHT
Thu, Nov. 11 8:30 PM
Wed, Oct. 27 - 7:00 PM
OPENING NIGHT
Fri, Nov. 5 8:30 PM
Sat, Nov. 20 7:00 PM
Fri, Dec. 3 7:00 PM
Sun, Nov. 28 6:00 PM
Tue, Dec. 14 7:00 PM
Fri, Nov. 26 7:00 PM
Sun, Dec. 5 6:00 PM
Sun, Dec. 26 6:00 PM
Fri, Jan. 21 8:30 PM
Tue, Dec. 28 7:00 PM
Sun, Jan. 9 7:00 PM
Sat, Jan. 1 7:00 PM
Sun, Jan. 23 6:00 PM
Mon, Feb. 7 7:00 PM
Thu, Feb. 24 8:30 PM
Thu, Feb. 10 8:30 PM
Mon, Feb. 28 7:00 PM
Fri, Feb. 4 8:30 PM
Sat, Mar. 12 7:00 PM
Wed, Mar. 30 7:00 PM
Tue, Apr. 5 7:00 PM
Wed, Mar. 23 8:30 PM
Mon, Apr. 11 7:00 PM
Fri, Mar. 25 7:00 PM
Sat, Apr. 9 7:00 PM
+ FREE
+ FREE
Thu, Jan. 13 8:30 PM
+ FREE
Thu, Jan. 13 8:30 PM
Thu, Jan. 13 8:30 PM
PLANS START AS LOW AS BUY NOW AT NUGGETS.COM OR CALL 303.287.DUNK (3865)
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
SOF from Page 6
dorks who don’t know anything. I want “Lose Brown.” to be on the lead tank into Kuwait Brown saw it, told the ABC guys to City.” go bleep themselves and got out of the When I read that quote I figured a) van. The ABC crew left to file their if the brass didn’t consider Brown story. At about the same time, the briradioactive before, they did now, and b) gade started to move out. It turned out somehow he was gonna be the first the land assault on Kuwait was just journo into Kuwait City. hours away. In short order Brown Here’s how it happened. found himself standing alone by a desOnce he concluded he wasn’t going ert road 70 miles from the nearest town to get any access from the Coalition with some serious rock ’n’ roll about to command, he hooked up with another start. writer who was getting stonewalled, Just then the last vehicle to leave and the two of them, to borrow a the camp came by and stopped. phrase, went rogue. They acquired a It was a jeep driven by a young desert camo-painted SUV and went lieutenant. driving around the Desert Storm stag“You have ride?” he asked Brown. ing areas and various Saudi towns. One Brown: “No.” sortie took them to Hafar-al-Batin, a Lt.: “You want ride?” town about 65 miles Brown: “Yes.” from the Saudi-Iraqi Lt.: “Please border and close to join us.” He hooked up Saudi Arabia’s largBrown (after a with another est military base. while): “Where Brown made are you going?” writer who was contact with a local Lt.: “To libergetting stonesheik, who was ate Kuwait.” walled, and the doing military conWhen the struction near the jeep caught up two of them, to border, and asked with the brigade, borrow a him if he could Brown spotted a phrase, went help Brown get freelance journalaccess to the front. ist he knew. The rogue. The sheik said he guy had been would see what he hired by a Saudi could do. Brown prince to shoot gave him a knife as a gift. In due video of the invasion. Brown asked if course the sheik arranged for Brown he could go along. The prince said yes. to visit a joint Saudi-Kuwaiti mechaGood move. nized brigade that was to participate The Coalition high command had in the invasion. already decided that the first troops to The night before the planned visit enter Kuwait City would be Kuwaiti — Brown stayed in a hotel in Hafar-aljust as the first allied troops to enter Paris during World War II were French Batim. At oh-dark-30, there was a knock on Brown’s door. It was an ABC — and Brown had just informally embedded with the unit. News crew who had heard that Brown And so a couple days later, Lt. Col. had gotten access to the front and wanted to know if he could get them in Robert K. Brown, U.S. Army (Ret.) came rolling into Kuwait City with the as well. first liberators — to scenes which he The next day Brown went out to avers rivaled the liberation of Paris. the Saudi-Kuwaiti brigade’s camp with Inexplicably, the Wall Street Journal the ABC News crew. The ABC reportfailed to note the accomplishment. er went off in the desert to tape a report, and Brown stayed back with the Even more inexplicably, neither did ABC News. ABC van. After a while the reporter Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com sent a note back to the van. It read
[ ]
8 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
LETTERS from Page 6
term. He’s been instrumental in advancing fiscal reform, without trashing needed programs. We’ve seen a lot more transparency at CU since Steve came on board, and that’s not a coincidence. His banking career required openness for stockholders and regulators. He’s brought these skills to CU, knowing that stockholders and regulators are the voting taxpayers. Steve’s had two successful careers: banking and creating the second largest timed 10K race in the country. Proven leadership and innovation. His short career at CU has helped improve the quality of education by reforming tenure; better scrutiny of private donations; expanding relationships with other universities; and strengthening the infrastructure of the entire CU system with decisive action. This is inviting to students and investors, especially alumni. Steve Bosley still has his eye on the ball. He’s been concentrating on CU and not climbing the political ladder. He hasn’t been distracted by politics or corrupted by it. He’s not a career politician, but he is a career mensch. Let’s not exchange warm bodies at CU, and re-elect Steve Bosley as regent at-large. Paul Tiger/Longmont
Vote No on Prop 102 This election brings some very interesting choices for Colorado. None leads with fear more than Proposition 102, promoted by “Safe Streets Colorado.” The proposition would take from judges the ability to utilize pretrial services programs designed by judicial districts to relieve indigent small offenders of the need to post bond at an un-reimbursable cost of a thousand dollars for a $10,000 bond. This will force an impoverished second offender of a minor crime to remain in jail at a cost to taxpayers or become indentured to a loan company. The bill was written by the Allegheny Casualty International Fidelity Associated Bond Company and is backed by Bail USA. It is estimated that it will cost taxpayers $2.8 million a year in unnecessary incarcerations, while giving the bond industry a cash cow of small offenders. The Colorado Criminal Justice Reform Coalition recommends that we vote No on Prop 102. John Hoffmann/Carbondale
Wake up, smell the coffee There is apparently “sympathy” in some quarters with the mini-revolution known as the Tea Party. Elements of it have stated, among other things, that “the Earth is starving for carbon” (the Boulder Weekly
implication being we need to do our Christian duty and burn more fossil fuels, now). Wow. Wake up and smell the coffee. Better yet, look up. The atmosphere is struggling to distribute or just contain a lot of excess energy. Take it from a former geography professor — localized extremes in weather are a symptom. Whatever the cause, inaction is bad, and exacerbation is worse. Similarly, to sympathize with business (remember them?) and its aversion to hiring, it is clear that TPers point to
rational business behavior. Rational is not always beneficial. Government may have demonstrated behavior that is beneficial, but not rational. At least we have avoided bread lines, so far. Corporations have stockpiled mountains of cash and borrowed even more. For what? To endure the biggest buyers’ strike ever? Would that we could see such organized behavior by American consumers. But a holiday from Wal-Mart would probably feel to most like confinement, so I discount that possibility. If CEOs are deaf, we
should let them see some resolve. Greg Iwan/Longmont
[ ] Boulder Weekly
welcomes your e-mail correspondence. Letters must not exceed 400 words and should include your name, address and telephone number for verification. Addresses will not be published. We do not publish anonymous letters or those signed with pseudonyms. Letters become the property of Boulder Weekly and will be published on our website. Send letters to: letters@boulderweekly.com. Look for Boulder Weekly on the World Wide Web at: www.boulderweekly. com.
Unleash your Creativity this
Halloween Find your unique costume idea at Goodwill
and help struggling individuals find a better future.
Visit facebook.com/goodwilldenver and find out how your Halloween Costume can be entered to win great prizes! Visit us at: facebook.com/goodwilldenver twitter.com/goodwilldenver
Visit goodwilldenver.org or call 303-650-7700.
discover the good. Together, we give thousands of people in the community a hand-up, not a hand-out. October 21, 2010 9
Boulder Weekly l Vote 2010 BoulderWeekly.com U.S. Senate: Michael Bennet U.S. House, 2nd District: Jared Polis U.S. House, 4th District: Betsy Markey Governor: John Hickenlooper Amendment P (Gaming regulations): Yes Amendment Q (Temporary emergency move of Legislature): Yes Amendment R (Exemptions on property tax on possessory interests): Yes
Reserve your spot at www.QuickfitBoulder.com or call 303-993-7361. Offer expires Thursday November 4th, 2010
Amendment 60, Amendment 61, Proposition 101 (Reducing taxes and government spending): No Amendment 62 (Rights for fertilized eggs): No Amendment 63 (Mandatory health care purchases): No Proposition 102 (Bail bonds and pretrial release): No Secretary of State: Bernie Buescher State Treasurer: Cary Kennedy Attorney General: Stan Garnett State Board of Education, 2nd District: Angelika Schroeder
Happy Halloween!
University of Colorado Regent, at large: Melissa Hart University of Colorado Regent, 4th District: Robert Bishop-Cotner County Commissioner, District 3: Cindy Domenico County Clerk and Recorder: Hillary Hall County Treasurer: Robert Hullinghorst County Assessor: Jerry Roberts County Sheriff: Joe Pelle (unopposed) County Surveyor: Jason Emery (unopposed) County Coroner: Daniel Pruett County Issue 1A (Funding for human services): Yes County Issue 1B (Funding for open space): Yes City of Boulder Ballot Issue 2A (Increase in public accommodation tax): Yes City of Boulder Ballot Issue 2B (Five-year utility tax to replace franchise fee revenue): Yes City of Boulder Ballot Question 2C (Height limit exception for renewable energy improvements) Yes Louisville Ballot Issue 2D: Yes Jamestown Ballot Question 2E (Publication of ordinances): No Jamestown Ballot Question 2F (Prohibition of medical marijuana operations): No Boulder Valley School District Ballot Issue 3A (Mill levy override): Yes Park School District Ballot Issue 3C: Yes State Senate District 16: Jeanne Nicholson State House District 10: Dickey Lee Hullinghorst (unopposed)
Visit our website for a special offer!
State House District 11: Deb Gardner State House District 12: Matt Jones State House District 13: Claire Levy State House District 33: Dianne Primavera
Apparel, Lingerie & Swimwear
Regional Transportation District, District L: Bob Wilson
VOTED BEST OF BOULDER 2010
2425 Canyon e 303-443-2421 Mon-Sat 10-6 Sun 12-5 e www.christinasluxuries.com 10 October 21, 2010
Regional Transportation District, District O: John Tayer (unopposed) Fourmile Fire Protection District Ballot Issue 5A: Yes Lyons Fire Protection District Ballot Issue 4A: Yes Sugar Loaf Fire Protection District Ballot Issue 5B: Yes Boulder Weekly
icumi in case you missed it
boulderweekly.com/icumi
Dispensaries bring in the green Boulder city officials circulated a report this week on how much revenue has been raised from licensing fees associated with medical marijuana dispensaries. And to no one’s surprise, it’s a good chunk of change. Through August, the city has received $314,861 from our local dispensaries, which naturally raises the question of how the city will use that money. Granted, all the revenue likely goes into one pot, so to speak, and is then doled out without regard to whence it came, but it would be cool to remind the citizenry of that particular revenue stream with something visible. Maybe we could use green paint instead of yellow the next time the city restripes the dotted lines on our roadways, to remind us of contributions made by that much-maligned leafy plant. How about using hemp paper when printing city mailings, or making the public comment microphone at city council meetings look a bit more like a spliff? At least one stop sign in the shape of a marijuana leaf, perhaps on The Hill? After all, the half million that the city will make each year in licensing fees probably doesn’t even come within a whiff of the full amount dispensaries are contributing to the local economy and government. Think sales tax on snack foods, for starters. Regardless of how the money is used, one thing is clear. Marijuana prohibition makes criminals wealthy and taxpayers poor. When it comes to gays, lesbians, Buck sucks U.S. Senate candidate Ken Buck is a shining example of how misogyny and other forms of bigotry travel together. Last week, Coloradans learned of a rape case he refused to prosecute largely because the victim’s lifestyle and the abortion he believed she’d had made her unsympathetic in his eyes. Buck rolled from that controversy into another, in which he asserted that being gay is a choice and compared it to alcoholism. On Sunday, Oct. 17, Buck told Meet the Press, “You can choose who your partner is.” “You don’t think it’s something that’s determined at birth?” host David Gregory asked. “I think that birth has an influence on it like alcoholism and some other things, but I think that basically you have a choice,” Buck replied. This proves without a doubt that Buck is clueless on gay and lesbian issues. It’s been proved time and time again that homosexuality isn’t a disease that can be cured. Once considered a mental disorder, being gay or lesbian is now widely recognized as a trait that a person has from birth, like eye color. So Buck is an idiot on GLBT issues. That’s clear. But what the past two weeks have truly revealed is that Buck is the same old religious right masquerading as a Tea Partier. A vote for him is a vote for Focus on the Family, which supports him and lauded his comments, claiming that homosexuality is “addictive.” Addictive? Really? So if the straight guys in B-dub’s newsroom force themselves to kiss each other, will they soon find that leads to their waking up in the middle of the night, shaking and sick, desperate for a hot beef injection? Somehow, we don’t think so. Boobophobia Some words are simply too dangerous, even for a good cause. We’re speaking, of course, about the “I love boobies” wristbands that schools around the country are banning even though they are intended to raise awareness about breast cancer. So what if a couple of ninth-grade boys are giggling at the word “boobies” during lunch break? You think you’re going to cleanse their minds by removing the wristbands? Come on. Would the term “breasts” have been less offensive? How about “mammary glands”? (That one would have to be on a necklace.) This is a slippery slope. You start banning these wristbands, and then kids can’t bring nuts for a snack or have hot dogs for lunch or discuss their pet cats, for fear of eliciting images of body parts. Let’s keep the bigger picture in mind, folks. This is about breast cancer. Boulder Weekly
Why delay? Early voting is underway! Boulder County voters can vote or drop off mail-in ballots at any the following locations: 8 a.m.-6 p.m., Thursday-Friday, Oct. 21-22 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Saturday, Oct. 23 8 a.m.-6 p.m., Monday-Friday, Oct. 25-29
Boulder Locations
County Clerk’s office – 1750 33rd St. County Courthouse (East Wing) – 2025 14th St. University of Colorado, Rec. Center – UCB 355
Longmont Locations
County Clerk’s Office – 529 Coffman St. Twin Peaks Mall (near Sears) – 1250 S. Hover Road
Lafayette Location
Lafayette Public Library – 775 W. Baseline Road
Open Tuesday through Sunday 12-8PM or by appointment.
5360 Arapahoe Suite A-2, Boulder
ADA-accessible voting is available at all locations. Questions? Vote@VoteBoulder.org or 303-413-7740 Visit www.VoteBoulder.org for election details.
720-249-1950 www.pangeatattoo.com
Become a Certified Rolfer™
Recently featured on the Today Show and in the New York Times
Financial Aid Available Classes begin: November 28, 2010 January 24, 2011
Try Rolfing®
Structural Integration Come to The Clinic at The Rolf Institute®
O F S T R U C T U R A L I N T E G R AT I O N
Boulder, Colorado • www.rolf.org admissions@rolf.org • 303-449-5903
email: clinic@rolf.org or call: 303-449-5903
Champagne Tastes 50% Off
Sat. 10/23
one of a f ind 303.604.5353
Open 7 Days a Week, 10am-5:30pm 5290 Arapahoe Road www.hospicecareonline.org October 21, 2010 11
2B Opens the Door for Boulder Citizens to Take Control of Our Energy Future.. . Our current Xcel franchise contract expires December 31, 2010, and with it the franchise fee that the City has relied on to help fund services such as fire, police, libraries, parks and social services.
• 2B replaces the franchise fee (which we already pay on our monthly Xcel bills and that Xcel passes on to the City) with a Utility xxOccupation Tax – same amount, different name, no increase – but no 20 year franchise commitment. • 2B gives time for citizens and experts to negotiate with experienced energy companies, including Xcel, for a future of xxmore renewable energy at reasonable rates and with high reliability. • 2B will not require Boulder citizens to pay twice, because it only takes effect if the fee is no longer collected by Xcel and xxremitted to the City. Until Boulder voters make a final decision about our energy future, Xcel is required to continue delivering electricity and natural gas to its Boulder customers at the same rates as other Colorado customers.
. .. JOIN US in Supporting 2B to Keep Boulder in the Forefront of Healthy Communities and Energy Innovation. "On August 3rd, City Council listened to citizens and voted not to renew the franchise agreement with Xcel Energy. The new franchise would have committed Boulder to 20 years of mostly fossil-fueled electricity... and the planet cannot wait that long. Join me and the rest of the Council in supporting 2B so that Boulder can protect valuable community services while exploring a cleaner energy future." – Susan Osborne, Mayor of Boulder ENDORSED BY: Boulder City Council: Suzy Ageton, Matt Appelbaum, KC Becker, Macon Cowles, Crystal Gray, George Karakehian, Lisa Morzel, Susan Osborne (Mayor), Ken Wilson; Former Council Members: Robin Bohannon, Cindy Carlisle, Dan Corson, Gwen Dooley, Allyn Feinberg, Spense Havlick, Linda Jourgensen, Sally Martin, Shaun McGrath, Françoise Poinsatte, Richard Polk, Steve Pomerance, Mark Ruzzin; Boulder County Commissioners: Ben Pearlman, Will Toor; CO State Government: Claire Levy, Dickey Lee Hullinghorst, CO State Representatives; Ruth Wright, former Colorado House Minority Leader; CU Regent Jim Martin (former); Organizations: Boulder Coffee Party, Boulder County Audubon Society, Boulder County Democratic Party, Boulder Green Building Guild, Boulder Municipal Employees Association, The Center for Resource Conservation, Downtown Boulder, Inc., Earth Guardians, Eco-Cycle, Greenlands, League of Women Voters-Boulder County, New Era Colorado, PLAN-Boulder County, Rocky Mountain Peace & Justice Center, Sierra Club, Shanahan Neighbors for Climate Action, South Boulder Citizens for Change, The Way of Nature; Newspapers: Boulder Daily Camera, Boulder Weekly; Businesses: Boulder Wind Power, Eco Smart Homes, Ethos Distributed Energy, GEOS Smart Neighborhood, Golden Solar, Harlequin's Gardens, Hartman Ely Investments LLC, Higher Ground Boulder, LLC, Hondorf Construction, Inc., HumaNature Architecture, LLC, Independent Power Systems, Jim Morris Environmental T-Shirts, LA Productions, Namaste Solar, Natural Capitalism, Inc.-L. Hunter Lovins, Perkins Energy Law, Pro Energy Consultants (Boulder/Denver), Regina Cucina Spicy Italian Garlic Mix, Rodwin Architecture, Shovel Ready Solar LLC, Skycastle Homes, Sustainably Built, LLC, Whole Systems Consulting; Individuals: Len Aitken, Sue Anderson, Robert Anderson, Tom Asprey, Carol Asprey, Jane Backer, Peter Bakwin, Betty Ball, Joy Barrett, Don Barshay, Albert A. Bartlett, Steve Bauhs, Brad Begin, Jeff Bennett, Lisa Bennett, Chris Bently, Linda Bilsens, Ruth Blackmore, George Blakey, Mark Bloomfield, Alan Boles, Donna Bonetti, Ken Bonetti, Dave Bowden, Mikl Brawner, Bill Briggs, James Bright, Eriks Brolis, Gloria Brown, Dr. Julie Brown, Libby Brown, Michael Brownlee, Alison Burchell, Buzz Burrell, Sandi Butchkiss, Deirdre Butler, Anne B. Butterfield, C.P. Sandy Butterfield, Duncan Campbell, James Cannon, Greg Ching, Karey Christ-Janer, Kate Clark, Randall Clarke, Garrett Collier, Cathy Comstock, Cathy Conery, Chris Conery, Sharon Conley, Sharyn Corson, Regina Cowles, Kirk Cunningham, Annie Davidson, Carol Daw, Paul Daw, Steve Dedrick, Kathryn DeSouchet, MP Donahue, VH Donahue, Eric Doub, Brecke Dowling, Laura Middleton Downing, MSW, Stephanie Ehret, Becky English, Steve Fenberg, Ron Flax, Curtis Framel, Lili Francklyn, Dan Friedlander, Carol Finn, Sam Fuqua, Caney Fuzzone, Howard Geller, Leslie Glustrom, Bruce Goldstein, Vicki Nichols Goldstein, Coco Gordon, Chris Grealish, Doug Grinbergs, Jack Groverland, Norma Groverland, Amy Guinan, Judy Gunkler, Vijay Gupta, Indira Gupta, Betsy Hand, Lynette Marie Hanthom, Ian Hardman, Dunbar Hardy, James Harrington, RJ Harrington, Alistar Harris, John Paul Harris, Merin Heckler, Carol Hermes, Lynn Hirshman, Chris Hoffman, Karen Hollweg, Jessica Holm, Merlyn Holmes, Elizabeth Hondorf, Jonathan Hondorf, Charles W. (Chuck) Howe, Tom Isaacson, Adam Jackaway, Ian Jacobson, Jessica Jacobson, Shirley Jin, Mary Jindrick, Eric Johnson, William Johnson, Blake Jones, Suzanne Jones, Marie-José Payaunet, Hannah Judson, M.A. Jyurovat, Joe Keenan, Lynne Keenan, Norbert Klebl, Steve Kluck, Sonja Knaisch, Bruce Knight, Sharon Knight, Franz Knupfer, Renae Kofford, Michael Kracauer, Thom Krueger, Paul Lander, Celeste Landry, Colin Lantz, Brian Larsen, Jeremy Lauffenburger, Brandy LeMae, Jim Logan, Eric Lombardi, L. Hunter Lovins, James H. Maguire, Kate Manchester, Stephen Mannhard, Robin Manteuffel, Tom Manteuffel, James Masson, Dan Matsch, Leonard May, Andrew McKenna, Jacqueline McKenna, Cara McMillan, Michael L. McComas, Pam McDonald, Eric Meleney, Sara Michl, Bart Miller, Travis Moe, Dan Moore, Steve Morgan, Jim Morris, Andrew Murphy, Terry O'Brien, Dona Olivier, Jason Orowitz, John Ott, Carol Pahlke, Zia Parker, Micah Parkin, Nathan Parkin, Liz Payton, Kylee Perez, Susan L. Perkins, Jan Peterson, Jane Peterson, Steven L Peterson, Mary A. Pettigrew, James R. Plagmann, Tim Plass, Robert Poeschl, Richard Polk, Stephen Ponce-Pore, Matteo Ponti, Lori Powell, Trudy Pueppke, John Putnam, Kathryn Ramirez-Aguilar, Bill Rawsky, Andrea Ray, Mike Records, Ken Regelson, Michael Reid, Alison Richards, Peter Richards, Bruce Robinson, Megan Roemer, Alison Rogers, Diane Rosenthal, Mary Rose, Tamara Roske, Richard Roth, John Russell, Garry Sanfacon, Anne Sawyer, Susan Secord, Brad Segal, Lynn Segal, Pat Shanks, Paul Sheldon, Pam Sherman, Sabrina Sideris, Todd Siegal, Kelly Simmons, Roger Singer, Lara Smith, Marc Sobel, John Spitzer, Donna Splane, Karel Starek, Adam Stenftenagel, Cheryl Stevenson, Todd Stewart, Eric Sutherland, Patty Sunfield, Steve Szabo, Max Taffet, John Tayer, Luke Terry, Joni Teter, Bob Thayer, Jim Traut, Ken Traut, Dave Turner, Nancy Turner, John (Jack) Twombly, Brad Udall, Fern Cecile Van Milligan, Kaylene Veron, Dorothy Vernon, Jason Vogel, Tom Volckhausen, Jack Walker, Marty Walter, Julie Wattier, Daniel Weingarten, Catherine Weldon, Steve Welter, Dan Werner, Bud Wilson, Helen Whitbeck, John Whitbeck, Eric Wittenberg, James Wolf, Nurit Wolf, Virginia Yates, Dan Yechout, Mary Young, Julie Zahniser
Paid for by Citizens For Boulder’s Clean Energy Future; Joe McDonald, Treasurer; email: info@RenewablesYES.org phone: 720-515-6736
Boulder’s real weed problem City finally making progress in battle against invasive plants by Oakland L. Childers
T
he talk around Boulder for the past few years, among young and old, from every socioeconomic background, hippies to businessmen, has been largely about one thing: weed. Since medical dispensaries became a reality, the general public has learned a lot about weed and its myriad subgroups: Island Lady, Chronic Supernova, Red Hair, Durban Poison. There is, however, another weed that almost no one is talking about. Most don’t know it exists, and couldn’t recognize it if it were growing in their own flowerbeds, open space or even in their meticulously maintained, xeriscaped yard. It too has a lot of names. Some call it non-native. Others refer to it as noxious. But probably the best name for it is invasive. And unlike the weed people all over the world smoke for pleasure, pain relief or combating anxiety, this weed is dangerous and harmful. It kills nearly everything it touches. To say invasive weeds are a problem in Boulder County is a gross understatement. They are everywhere and include so many varieties it’s hard to keep them all straight. There’s diffuse, spotted and Russian knapweed; leafy spurge; musk, Canadian, Scotch and bull thistle; as well as yellow and Dalmatian toadflax. And that’s just a small list of some of the easy-to-spot weeds playing havoc with the natural balance of Boulder County’s disparate ecosystems. Most look normal, like something you’d see every day walking the dog or hiking across open space. They hide among native plants, slowly killing off competitors in the area until they are all that remains. Most are so well adapted to the temperature, arid climate and hardpacked soil of the high-plains desert that nothing but the most vigilant strategy will ever rid the area of the scourge. And they are opportunistic, taking advantage of even the most devastating situations — like the recent Fourmile Fire — to further their stranglehold on nature. An initial assessment by the Fourmile Emergency Stabilization (FES) Team, a multi-agency group made up of natural resource specialists and experts from the Boulder County Departments of Parks and Open Space, Transportation, Land Use and Public Boulder Weekly
RESOURCES State pesticide sensitivity registry: http://tinyurl.com/2fjfx5y Boulder County weed hotline: 303-441-3940 City of Boulder weed management website: http://tinyurl. com/2fq6g3l Boulder County weed management plan: http://tinyurl. com/2fq6g3l Colorado noxious weed list: http://tinyurl.com/2e9np79
Health, as well as the Bureau of Land Management, U.S. Forest Service, Natural Resources Conservation Service, CSU Extension Services and Colorado State Forest Service, shows there is high potential for noxious weeds to encroach on the burned area and compromise the establishment of native species. The FES team has recommended emergency stabilization of the area through aerial mulching, seeding, treating known noxious weed infestations, and monitoring for new weed infestations. That battle against non-native weeds is fought every day right under the nose of a mostly uninformed public by people like Steve Sauer, weed coordinator for Boulder County Parks and Open Space. “We’re making progress,” says Sauer. “I think it’s a war that … on some weeds it’s winnable. On others it’s more of a control situation.” In 2004, the state of Colorado set up a program to list all the invasive weeds it could find and categorize them according to how strong a stranglehold they have. “List A” weeds are those in low enough numbers that they can be irradiated, according to Sauer. “List B” weeds are those the state, county and cities can control, though ridding the area of them is unlikely. The last category, “List C,” is reserved for those weeds that no amount of perseverance will affect. The state has no plan for eradicating these plants or for stopping their spread. “List C” con-
Russian olive tree
tains a little more than a dozen plants with harmless-sounding names like chicory, downy brome and velvetleaf. There’s also something called puncturevine, which is just as nasty as it sounds, as well as poison hemlock, which is sometimes mistaken for parsley or carrots and can kill a full-grown horse in as little as five hours. Where the fight is winnable, Sauer says the county is doing all it can with limited resources to claim victory. “We’re seeing less and less every year,” says Sauer of the List A weeds. “We’ve worked with the city of Boulder and the Department of Commerce to do volunteer weed pulls over the last several years. We get about 100 people in the first week of May.” On open space the county employs a group of volunteer weed monitors who hike trails and identify weeds. Sauer says they also get calls from everyday people who see weeds that don’t look right and report them to the county. That, says Sauer, is the best tool the public has to assist the county in its weed battle. “They can be educated, know exactly what kinds of weeds they have, know how to control them and be willing to control them,” says Sauer of the public. Sauer says Parks and Open Space partners with Boulder County Land Use to work with private landowners to make them aware of the weeds they have and just how dangerous they can be to native
iiggss W W , , s s mee CCoossttuucmcceessssoorriieess && AAcdduullttss && KKiiddss AA
CAndy’s vintage clothing etc. NEW LOCATION
2512 Broadway
442-6186 (next to Marisol Imports)
October 21, 2010 13
plants on their land. Parks and Open Space also distributes brochures, weed calendars and partners with the Colorado State University Extension to put on small-acreage management classes to help people learn to identify and treat weeds. It all helps. But the battle is far from over, and the enemy never sleeps. From whence they came Weeds are everywhere, but in most cases weeds from here are better than weeds from there. Just like any organism that finds its way to a place where conditions are right for it to not just survive but thrive, weeds tend to die off in places unsuited to their particular evolutionary bag of tricks, and thrive when conditions are more accommodating. For a handful of invasive weeds, Boulder County is the perfect place to settle down and start a family. But how did they get here in the first place? In most cases people, as usual, are the problem, and not just reckless people. Laurie Deiter, one of the City of Boulder’s integrated pest management coordinators, says many of the 33 species of plant she now struggles to eliminate were introduced to Boulder County as an attempt to develop richer pasturelands or fix other problems facing land management officials decades ago. One such problem was forest fire damage. In the 1970s, forest fires did extensive damage to the mountain backdrop of Boulder County. Blackened hillsides replaced the lush, green forests, and officials at the time felt getting the color back was the least they could do. Thus began Project Greenslopes, a plan to reclaim the flame-ravaged land. It worked, but the plants of choice were fast-growing, non-native grasses. “People didn’t think of what [these grasses] were going to do to that habitat,” says Deiter. “[Forty] years later they are still wreaking havoc.” Other invasives were brought into the area by equally well-meaning people looking for a drought-resistant solution to landscaping. “A lot of these weeds are escaped ornamentals,” says Sauer. “Myrtle spurge was used as a xeriscape plant and escaped.” Ornamental trees, too, have become an enormous problem, according to Sauer, Deiter and just about everyone in the noxious weed-fighting business. “Russian olives creep in and run out cottonwoods,” says Deiter. Sauer says it often causes friction with the public when they see someone cutting down a beautiful, perfectly 14 October 21, 2010
RESOURCES
Myrtle spurge
healthy Russian olive. “It’s hard for people to understand why we cut them down,” says Sauer. “We’ve gotten rid of thousands of them.” Pretty or not, Russian olives do more damage to the environment than one would think. The tree is classified as a List B weed that grows mostly in riparian areas, places that are already under strain. And what they find there, they exploit like no other weed. “They take a lot of water,” says Sauer. “Some say they can use 200 gallons of water a day.” This immense thirst causes big problems for plants and trees in the area. Russian olives crowd out willows and cottonwoods, says Sauer, by spreading out their roots and sucking up all the available water. But the problem is larger than that, according to Deiter. “Cottonwoods hold dozens of insects that migratory birds feed on,” she says. With the cottonwoods disappearing, replaced by Russian olives, which harbor no insects of interest to birds, birds no longer find the food they need to make their long flight south in the winter. The problem is so widespread, according to Deiter, that migratory patterns have actually been disrupted due to the lack of food. It can be difficult to pin down just how other invasives got here, although most agree they came over sometime in the 19th century. “A lot of our weeds came from Eurasia,” says Sauer. “They either were spread by birds or came over in hay. They might have been pumped out of the bilge of ships — who knows. But they’ve been here a long time.”
Scotch thistle
Fighting the good fight How invasive weeds got to Boulder County is an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with solving the problem. Getting rid of non-native plants is a complicated task that strains resources and continually tests the creativity and tenacity of weed managers. “The poor weed managers are under a lot of pressure from the public,” says Tim Seastedt, a University of Colorado at Boulder ecology professor. “I’m sympathetic.” Seastedt has been looking for ways to rid Boulder County of one of its most pervasive invasive plants, knapweed. Ten years ago, Seastedt began a test of biocontrol eradication, which essentially means using another organism to kill the undesirable plants. In this case, Seastedt chose two different bugs — the seed head weevil and the root weevil — to go to war with knapweed. The experiment, which took place on open space land south of Superior, showed promising results. “We released the insects in the late ’90s,” says Seastedt. “Other sites nearby have much more knapweed. The [test] site has stayed [relatively] knapweedfree, but less and less as time goes on.” The reason the knapweed hasn’t been completely killed off by the bugs, according to Seastedt, is a native species that has fought its own battle for survival in the area. “Since then the site has been invaded by prairie dogs,” says Seastedt. “On disturbed sites more knapweed comes up.” The problem is actually a mixture of things. Knapweed produces lots of seeds, which generally don’t grow. But they do stay viable for a long time, laying on the
surface waiting for an opportunity to get planted in the ground. “The knapweed had a decade of seed production head start,” says Seastedt. When prairie dogs moved in, they essentially tilled the soil by digging their burrows, helping the massive collection of seeds to finally plant themselves. The result is an increasing knapweed population, being fought by an ever-shrinking number of weevils. “We’ve been monitoring [the situation],” says Seastedt. “The bugs don’t disappear when the plants drop down. They drop down, as well.” What the bugs need to make a real, ongoing dent in the knapweed population is an ally — a native plant to help push the knapweed out. “Insects do the best job in conjunction with plant competition,” says Seastedt. “Bugs need plant competition to work well. The whole goal of killing weeds is replacing it with something you want. That’s been the big difficulty.” Other factors help the bugs, as well. “We’ve found with biocontrol it really helps the insects if there is something going on to help them,” says Sauer. “If there’s a drought, that helps.” Pay to spray Another big problem with weed management is the use of herbicides, chemicals that kill either select plants or every plant they touch. The issue with the chemicals, aside from their questionable usefulness, is the danger many people say they pose to the public. Betty Ball, a long-time member of the Rocky Mountain Peace and Justice Center, has led the charge against herbicide spraying in Boulder. “The weeds won’t hurt you, but the toxics will,” says Ball. “The period of toxicity that’s on labels is nowhere near accurate. When you do research you find the toxicity lasts much longer than what is reported.” Ball says the city and county put too much emphasis on chemicals for weed eradication, and even questions the need for eradication at all. She cites a study by Kathy Voth, owner of a company called Livestock For Landscapes (www. livestrockforlandscapes.com), that shows animals could be the best alternative to spraying. “They found that in a pasture where there were a combination of weeds and grasses, the cows prefer the weeds,” says Ball. Voth’s website lists sites where cows have been used, to great effect, to keep weeds at bay. One of the highlighted cases is a Boulder County Parks and Open Space program called “We’d Eat Boulder Weekly
This week at
BoulderWeekly.com
WEEDS from Page 14
Top 10 Stories
Boulder Weekly
Stories
RESOURCES
Week of Oct. 14 - Oct. 20 1. Spies, lies and GPS 2. Ruffled feathers The city of Boulder is expected to seek bids for management of the Boulder Creek Fest, but Boulder Creek Events, the organization that has run the festival for years, is questioning the city’s motivation and legal authority to do so.
3. Boulder Weekly’s 2010 ballot picks 4. Panorama (10/14) 5. Kristin Stewart: Breaking Dawn will change people’s minds about Bella Swan 6. Eastwood and Damon tackle mortality in Hereafter Poison hemlock
7. Local company sells gin-soaked raisins for arthritis pain
Puncturevine
8. Tyler Clementi died for your sins
er changes in policy are recommended. The report, Richstone says, will be done in time for a public review early next year. “We want to know what we’re planning to do for the next season, so we really do need it by early next year,” says Richstone. “We might get one step better or identify areas where we might need to grow.” The public’s piece of the puzzle While the city and county are vigilant about keeping public lands free of invasive weeds, there’s little they can do about private property, especially gardens where some people unknowingly cultivate problem plants. Sauer says the best thing citizens can do is to learn what constitutes a noxious weed. “They can get educated,” says Sauer, “know exactly what kinds of weeds they have, know how to control them and be willing to control them.” Mikl Brawner, co-owner of Boulder’s Harlequin’s Gardens, says there are safe, organic options for keeping your lawn weed-free. “The alternative to weed and feed is corn gluten,” says Brawner. “Put it on in February and September, and it keeps the weed seeds from emerging.” In addition to keeping the home front clear of weeds, Sauer says there are plenty of opportunities to lend a hand on public lands, as well. “We’ve got volunteer groups, monitors that hike trails and identify weeds and let us know where they are,” says Sauer. “If people are hiking on open space and see a weed, just call us and tell us. That would be great.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
9. Colorado victim groups oppose Prop. 102 10. Amendments 60, 61, and 101 would be disastrous
Polls
eral years ago, that was one of the changes we made.” Richstone says Boulder’s Open Space and Mountain Parks does no spraying whatsoever. The county’s Parks and Open Space department does spray, according to Sauer, but works hard to notify the public when and where it plans to use chemicals. “We’re pretty careful because it is a big deal,” says Sauer. The county has established a weed hotline so residents can call to find out where chemicals will be applied. The county also puts out a monthly notice listing areas designated for spraying and places signs in those areas to warn the public. Beyond that, Sauer says, the state has a pesticide-sensitivity registry the county uses to notify residents near spraying areas before any chemicals are applied. Richstone adds the city takes its weed control policies and the tools it uses seriously — so seriously that it has decided to seek an independent review of its programs and practices. “It’s been a number of years since [the weed management plan] was put in place,” says Richstone. “There’s been a lot happening in the field. Let’s look at what other communities similar to ours are doing and make sure we’re using best practices. I’m sure we will learn something in the process.” Richstone says the city council has authorized $50,000 to hire a consortium of three integrated pest management consulting companies: Integrated Pest Management Institute of North America, Pesticide Research Institute and Osborne Organics. The money will also pay for whatev-
Polls Last Week
Will news of Ken Buck’s handling of rape cases as district attorney affect your vote? • Yes. I’m in shock! 26% • No. He’s still the best option. 12% • I was voting for Bennet anyway. 55% • Voting is for nerds. 7%
This Week
Do you think the Tea Party will have an effect on this year’s election? • Yes. Teabagging FTW! • No. They’re just a bunch of wingnuts • Eh. Depends on the issue. • I’d rather have a coffee party.
Vote Now! boulderweekly.com/poll-63.html
Spotlight
It!,” which ran from 2007 to 2008. “The county’s Small Grant program funded this project to teach cows to eat late-season diffuse knapweed,” the site reads. “Cows began eating the weed on the afternoon of the fourth day of training and grazed it in a 2.11-acre test pasture and a 40-acre pasture. In 2008, we followed up as cows trained their calves to eat diffuse knapweed. We trained them all to eat Dalmatian toadflax, and they chose on their own to add Canada and musk thistle to their diets.” Although he says the county still uses herbicides in some cases to kill weeds, Sauer adds that the chemical component of the weed management plan, primarily a herbicide called Milestone, is becoming smaller and smaller as time goes by. “We can put on less chemicals than some of the ones we’ve used in the past,” says Sauer. “And we only spot spray. If we see a spot with weeds, we spray that.” Clearly the efforts of the Peace and Justice Center and other anti-chemical activists have worked to some extent. Seastedt says outside pressure has played a huge role in the change. “Right now I think broadcast spraying would be viewed badly,” says Seastedt. “It does more damage to nature than to the target weeds.” Susan Richstone, the city of Boulder’s comprehensive planning division manager, agrees. “It’s so important to our community that we be on the leading edge,” she says. “We really use very little in the way of [herbicides] on city properties.” Sauer agrees the trend is moving away from herbicides. “You have to know when to [use herbicides],” says Sauer. “We use mechanical control (pulling weeds by hand or digging them up) and cultural control (releasing insects).” Despite the progress the city and county have made in reducing the amount of chemicals they use, any amount is too much for Ball. “We already have an incredible body burden from other chemicals in the environment,” says Ball. “They have linked ADD, Parkinson’s and breast cancer to the overuse of pesticides and herbicides. They go and spray the playgrounds where kids are going to play. What can kids do? They play on the ground.” Alice Guthrie, recreation superintendent for the City of Boulder Parks and Recreation Department, says playgrounds are no longer sprayed for weeds. “Our practice now is to only do manual control in playgrounds,” says Guthrie. “When we did the review sev-
VOTE 2010 The Nov. 2 election is chock full of controversial ballot measures and hotly contested races, and we are proud to bring you Boulder Weekly’s analysis and endorsements in our annual VOTE edition.
From tax-cutting measures and another effort to make abortion illegal to wild races for governor and U.S. Senate, the state’s election landscape isn’t dull. Check it out online. October 21, 2010 15
ADD
ADHD
BRAIN INJURY
ANXIETY
For more information please contact:
Kerri Honaker, LPC, Clinic Director 303-417-1797 | KHonaker@neuroAgility.com www.neuroAgility.com
PMS, PERIMENoPAUSE, MENoPAUSE
Kerri Honaker, M.S., M.A., LPC Earle Shugerman, MD 2501 Walnut Street, Suite 205, Boulder, CO 80302 3773 Cherry Creek North Dr., Suite 690W, Denver, CO 80209
ASPERGERS
ATHLETES We accept most major credit cards. Insurance coverage may apply
LegalServices
Dealing with a DUI
P
ursuant to Colorado’s express consent law – a driver in the state of Colorado is required to provide a blood or breath sample when properly requested and directed to do so by a law enforcement officer who has probable cause to make such request. If you refuse, you lose your license for a period of one year. You are not entitled to speak with an attorney prior to making the decision as to whether or not to provide a blood or breath sample.
ARE BILL COLLECTORS
THREATENING YOU? Get a Fresh Start The law office of
BARRY SATLOW offers Immediate Relief while
PROTECTING YOUR INTERESTS.
303.442.3535
www.barrysatlow.com
The road side examinations are 100% voluntary and you do not have to take part in any of these subjective tests. Even for first time offenders, a finding that the person has a blood alcohol level of 0.08 or above requires the installation of an interlock device on the individual’s car for a period of 9 months. If you are under the age of 21 and you are convicted of either DUI or DWAI you lose your driver’s license for a one year period. IMPORTANT DUI FACTS It is important to know that if you are
arrested and facing charges for a drinking and driving offense and you have a prior conviction for either a DUI or DWAI, no matter how old, you are facing mandatory jail time. Therefore, it is important to contact a knowledgeable attorney immediately. It is important to know that if a determination is made that your blood alcohol level is 0.17 or above, you are required to have an interlock device installed on your car for a 2 year period. This is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice.
Are you a lawyer? Do you practice personal injury law, real estate law, estate planning, tax law, employment law, business law or mediation?
If so, this exclusive advertising space could be yours! Other types of law practices may also qualify for this space. Please call or email for rates and information.
303-494-5511 ext.115 dhasson@boulderweekly.com
A DEBT RELIEF AGENCY Helping People File for Bankruptcy Under the Bankruptcy Code 16 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
Tea party
crashers
T
he tight races for governor and U.S. Senate have some wondering what effect the Tea Party movement in Colorado will have on those contests and certain ballot initiatives. Rasmussen Reports released survey results last week showing that Tom Tancredo is now in a statistical dead heat with Democrat John Hickenlooper, when just a couple of months ago it looked as if Hickenlooper would win the race with ease. The Republican/Tea Party vote was expected to be split between Tancredo, who is running under the banner of the American Constitution Party, and Dan Maes, who is the Republican nominee, but Tancredo is surging well ahead of Maes. Republican Ken Buck is slightly ahead of Sen. Michael Bennet in the U.S. Senate race in several polls, which some attribute to the Tea Party factor. It has Democrats trotting out heavy hitters like former President Bill Clinton, who visited Colorado this week to stump for Bennet. And several ballot initiatives — especially the three that would cut taxes and government debt and the one challenging “Obamacare” — could see an infusion of support if a sea of Tea Partiers head to the polls, even though all four measures are expected to fail.
Don’t dismiss them The Tea Party’s major platform is reducing taxes and the size of government. The movement opposes the federal health care reform act, for instance, and other measures they perceive as expanding government’s reach. Nationally, Democratic pundits have tended to be derisive of the Tea Party, especially its more extreme, fringe elements, which have even been accused of racism on several occasions. Political observers say writing off the Tea Party would be unwise. “The Democrats have been dismissive of the Tea Party and blaming voters for what voters are feeling,” says Ken Bickers, a political science professor at the University of Colorado at Boulder. “They’re missing that this is a fairly large grassroots movement.” It’s never a good idea to diss voters or their concerns, even if they’re not your voters, because it can simply motivate and energize them, he says. According to Bickers, the Tea Party members attending the meetings and rallies are just “the tip of the iceberg, and what you don’t know is how big the iceberg is.” Colorado Republican Party Chair Dick Wadhams agrees that Tea Party activism has been a boost to the Republican agenda. “I think they’ve had a very positive effect on the process and injected new enthusiasm into the Republican Party,” he tells Boulder Weekly, adding that the Tea Party and Republicans see eye to eye on rolling back “reckless spending” at the state and federal levels, the repeal of the health care bill and the defeat of capand-trade proposals. “On basic issues of taxes and spending, I think there is very little difference.” He declined to comment on what effect the Tea Boulder Weekly
Will upstart movement spoil hopes of Colorado Democrats in Nov. 2 election? by Jefferson Dodge
Party might have on the outcome of the anti-tax measures (Amendments 60 and 61 and Proposition 101). The Republican Party has not taken a formal position on those measures, he says, but a majority of Republican state legislators oppose them. Independence Institute President Jon Caldara, a self-described “Libertarian-leaning Republican” who speaks regularly at Tea Party events, says the movement’s grassroots, anti-establishment values are key to its success, because it has no established leader. “What the left can’t handle about the Tea Party is there is no leader to go after,” he says. “It’s a leftist’s nightmare. … If someone claimed to run it, he or she would be immediately discredited.” Caldara says it’s not a given that Tea Party members will vote Republican down the line, because they are “just as pissed off at out-of-touch Republicans” who ran up the national debt, for instance. “Politicians are politicians, and things gravitate toward higher taxes and more spending,” Caldara says. He also draws a parallel between liberals who opposed the PATRIOT Act and the Tea Partiers who want to reduce taxes, because both are seeking a decrease in government intrusion. “It’s not just for the angry right, but for the angry left as well,” he says of the movement.
‘Gov. Tom Tancredo’ “This is an anti-establishment year, I think that’s pretty clear,” says Democrat Andrew Romanoff, the former Colorado speaker of the House who lost to Bennet in the Senate primary. “Certainly the Tea Party movement has energized a lot of voters who might not otherwise have been engaged.” But Romanoff told Boulder Weekly that he doesn’t think the Democrats are underestimating the power of the Tea Party, like Republicans underestimated Democrats when the Dems took control of the statehouse and governor’s office in 2004. “There are not many folks asleep any more,” he says. “I can’t remember a year as topsy-turvy as this one.” Romanoff says Tancredo motivates liberals to vote. “If you want three words to inspire Democrats, they are ‘Governor Tom Tancredo,’” he says. Colorado Democratic Party Chair Pat Waak downplays the impact of the Tea Party, noting that the overall number of registered voters has not changed significantly. “I don’t underestimate the group, but we have 3 million people in this state, and we’re talking about a few thousand people,” she says. Waak also says she doesn’t place much credence in automated polls like those generated by Rasmussen, a group that she says oversamples Republican men and undersamples women, minorities and Democrats. Waak says some moderate Republicans may even vote Democratic due to the Tea Party shift to the extreme right, especially “if they feel their party has been taken away from them.” Sheldon Bloedorn, chair of the Southern Colorado
Tea Party, says his group has endorsed Maes in the governor’s race, while the Northern Colorado Tea Party is supporting Tancredo. Voting for Tancredo would be antithetical to the Tea Party’s anti-establishment values, he claims. “Tancredo is a career politician who has gone back on his promises,” Bloedorn says, alluding to the former congressman’s broken pledge to only serve three terms in the U.S. House. “He’s not a man of character.” Bloedorn agreed that the majority of Tea Party members will vote for the three anti-tax measures on the ballot as well as Amendment 63, which asserts that the state should not enforce the provisions of federal health care reform. He stopped short, however, of predicting how Tea Partiers would vote on Amendment 62, which would ban abortion by defining a person as the beginning of biological development. Bloedorn called that one a “very personal issue,” adding, “I believe in choice, as long as the choice is made prior to conception.” He also says Tea Party members lean right on illegal immigration, adding that undocumented workers “need to be treated just as they are, which is law breakers.” But he countered the allegations of racism that continue to plague the Tea Party, saying that members of his group are inclusive of all ethnicities and not opposed to “legal” immigration. Bloedorn says the Tea Party has been partially responsible for “anointed” politicians like Republicans Jane Norton (a former Senate candidate) and Scott McInnis (a former gubernatorial candidate) being “replaced by the people’s candidates.” “And 2010 is just the start,” he says. “When they go to Washington, we’ll be monitoring what they do.” Lu Busse is chair of the 9-12 Project Colorado Coalition, a group that is very similar to the Tea Party — with an additional emphasis on adherence to the U.S. Constitution, as well as a set of nine principles and 12 values. The principles include “America is good” and “I believe in God,” and stress the importance of the family, honesty, justice, hard work, free speech and government answering to the people. The term 9-12 refers to the day after Sept. 11, 2001, when America was united instead of squabbling over partisan politics. Busse agrees that Republicans can adopt the establishment view just as easily as Democrats. She calls it the difference between “the country club class” and the “country class.” Like Bloedorn, she says her group will likely vote for the tax-killing and anti-Obamacare measures, but has not taken a stance on the personhood amendment. When asked if some services the government provides are valuable, Busse replies, “We’re not into ‘no government.’ We believe in limited government.” She says individuals should wield the most power, with decreasing levels of control as you go up the line. “The least amount of power should be with the federal government,” Busse says. “We align with Republicans, but not when they want big government.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com October 21, 2010 17
A Guide to Colorado’s Winter Wonderland
Look for it on october 28th!
Call 303.494.5511 for information.
18 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
boulderganic Business takes baby steps in eco-entrepreneurship by Charmaine Ortega Getz
L
isa and Glenn Cratty were looking for a better quality of life when they relocated their young family to Louisville from Los Angeles in 2009. But while looking for another job in her field of corporate management, Lisa realized that the dream could still elude her. “My heart wasn’t in it,” she says. “Going back to the same thing didn’t feel like why we moved. I’ve always had this creative side, designed jewelry, did sewing and all kinds of craftsy things. It was while I was making some baby pants for my daughter, Teagan, that I thought, ‘Why can’t I do something like this for a living?’” Her business sense kicked in, and she consulted with a friend who was already running a successful baby gear business online, as well as with her husband, who has his own photography business. The encouragement Cratty received convinced her to pursue the nuts and bolts of creating a line of organic baby duds, burp cloths and blankets from her own designs. Then reality hit. “I had all these dreams to do everything local,” she says. “Locally sourced organic materials, local manufacture. It turned out to be way more expensive than I imagined. My
prices would have had to be more expensive than I wanted just to cover the costs.” So Cratty went to Plan B. “I believe in the ‘triple-bottom line,’ the one that stresses people, planet and profit,” she says. “I hired a couple of consultants to help me find what I wanted abroad.” Ten months after her careerchanging decision, Cratty connected with a factory in the port city of Tuticorin, India, which has pledged to employ only workers age 18 and up, particularly women. Good working conditions and a decent wage were guaranteed. “I wound up with people who take care of everything, bringing cot-
[events] Upcoming
boulderganic.com
ton to a factory where it can be woven, cut, dyed, sewed and shipped out, all in the same place,” she says. “Teagan and Mack,” named for her daughters (2-year-old Teagan and 8-year-old Mackenzie), was launched in July of this year. Cratty is running the business at home, her garage is packed with supplies, and she has no wholesale business, so she can “grow the business online the first year.” Besides the business of growing a profit, Cratty says she’s dedicated to a business that makes a difference to the planet. According to OrganicAuthority. com, “cotton covers 2.5 percent of the world’s cultivated land, yet it accounts for 24 percent of the world’s insecticide market and 11 percent of the sale of global pesticides; or $2.6 billion worth of pesticides, making it the most pesticideintensive crop grown on the planet.” Which, as Cratty says, is why cotton “is known as the dirtiest crop on the planet. We found one of the largest organic-cotton-growing communities in India to produce our source.” Teagan and Mack also offers free recycling for used baby clothing, and is a sponsor in the Women for Women International program that provides job training for women in war-torn countries. For more information, visit www. teaganandmack.com or call 303-6309693.
Thursday, Oct. 21 Cafe Botanique. 6:30 p.m. Denver Botanic Gardens, 1007 York St., Denver, 720-865-3500. Friday, Oct. 22 Vegan Justice. Noon. Center for
Community, Room S482, CU campus, 303-492-8308.
Saturday, Oct. 23 Boulder Farmers’ Market. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. 13th Street between Arapahoe Avenue and Canyon Boulevard, Boulder, 303910-2236. Longmont Farmers’ Market. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. Boulder County Fairgrounds, 9595 Nelson Rd., Longmont, 303910-2236. Monday, Oct. 25 Clean Energy Day. Various locations on CU campus, 303-4928308. Through Oct. 26. ENVS Club Weekly Meeting. 9 a.m. UMC Room 425, CU campus, 303-492-8308. Tuesday, Oct. 26 Sustainability Job Search Workshop. 5:30-7 p.m.Visual Arts Computer Lab, 1B23, CU campus, 303-492-8308. Wednesday, Oct. 27 Louisville Sustainability Advisory Board Meeting. 6:30 p.m. City Hall, Council Chambers, 749 Main St., Louisville, 303-335-4536. To list your event, send information to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. attn: “Boulderganic”
25% Off Botox and Fillers! arianna’s L’Esthetique Medi Spa Receive 25% off your entire injectables procedure, when you book your first appointment with our new Medical Director, Dr. L.L.Thorndike (Now through October 31st, 2010)
Check out these Incredible Deals: • • • • •
Botox - $9/unit (reg. $12/unit) Restylane (1st syringe) - $375 (reg. $500) Juvederm (1st syringe) - $375 (reg. $500) Juvederm Ultra Plus - $412.50 (reg. $550) Perlane (1st syringe) - $412.50 (reg. $550)
303.415.0959
1215 Spruce St. Boulder (Downtown – next to Sushi Zanmai) www.MariannaSkinCare.com • info@MariannaSkinCare.com Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 19
TasTe The loVe Organic • fair trade lOcally rOasted beautifully crafted
Two locaTions: 1709 Pearl sT. norlin library - cU
ThelaUghinggoaT.com
Voted Best Coffee House & Best Latte
20 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
buzz
inside
Page 29 / Arts & Culture:
Of Montreal and Janelle Monae
Page 37 / Sophisticated Sex:
boulderweekly.com/buzz
Careful before you kiss and tell
Page 39 / Elevation:
Animal instinct [cuts] Boulder’s eponymous sport
buzz
public display weren’t depraved enough,
author David Sedaris has now pointed his pen at the seemingly harmless world of furry little animals
by Oakland L. Childers
David Sedaris has an odd relationship with animals. By his own admission he has no use for them in close quarters, but is infatuated with the raw and often ugly lives of creatures in their native habitats. “I’m not a pet person,” says Sedaris, on the phone from his home in France, where he lives with his boyfriend. “Like, walking a dog I don’t like, but watching nature programs I do.” The author, known widely for his autobiographical and sometimes embarrassing accounts of his family life growing up in rural North Carolina and his subsequent years spent trying to make it as a writer while cleaning apartments in New York City, has penned his first bestiary. Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk is a collection of fables in which animals are imbued with human characteristics to hilarious and often gruesome ends. The book puts the brutality of the animal kingdom on display while simultaneously forcing the reader to examine his own branch of the evolutionary tree. It’s often hard to tell which is worse, the lives of dumb animals or the way humans live with one another. “Like seven years ago, someone gave me a tape — I love books on tape — and it was these South African folk tales,” Sedaris says. “And it’s always
Can’t-miss events for the upcoming week
inside
As if putting all his family’s business out for
Howl screens on the CU campus on Thursday, Oct. 21.
Thursday, Oct. 21
International Film Series — Howl. Allen Ginsberg has a special connection to Boulder thanks to Naropa University; see how James Franco portrays him in this biopic. 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531.
Friday, Oct. 22
Eldorado Canyon State Park Halloween Celebration — Why not? You won’t be partying anywhere more beautiful than here. 4:30 p.m. Eldorado Canyon State Park, 303-494-3943.
Saturday, Oct. 23
Murder 1929: Will Power — Murder mystery theater. Gold Hill Inn, 390 Hill St., Gold Hill, 303-4436461.
Sunday, Oct. 24
Psycho — Puts a whole new spin on dating a guy with “mother issues.” 8 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-4069696.
Monday, Oct. 25
Magical Mexican Mondays — Magic and Mexican: an unbeatable combo. With live magic by Erica Sodos. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273.
Tuesday, Oct. 26
Avery Tap Room — For tours and tastings. 12-8 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5757 Arapahoe Ave., Unit B1, Boulder, www.averybrewing.com.
Wednesday, Oct. 27
Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz — This might be the only place where your encyclopedic knowledge of Lost in Space could be useful, or cool. 8 p.m. George’s Food & Drink, 2028 14th St., Boulder, 303-998-9350. Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 21
about a girl who married a lion and a cheetah that was tricked by a mongoose or something and I thought, ‘I can do better than this.’ So I just started writing my own.” Sedaris soon discovered writing about animals with human characteristics can be quite complicated. One story from Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk follows the lives of a married dog couple and the wife’s lover who lives across the street. She pines for her boyfriend daily but is locked away in her owner’s home, helpless to control her own destiny, a decidedly un-human characteristic. “Actually when you think about it … those wouldn’t really be people because people can leave the house whenever they want to,” Sedaris says. “They’d be more like slaves who just never thought of freedom as an option. But if you were to write a story about a couple like that then you would think ‘Well why doesn’t she just go across the street and see her boyfriend more often?’ But they can’t. They are at the mercy of their master. So, there’s something that kind of keeps them, not in all cases but often, something that keeps them animals.” Using animals as characters, Sedaris admits, does offer a freedom not provided by human subjects. “I would lose patience if someone told me a story about humans and they used another name,” Sedaris says. “I mean, like, if someone were to write a
22 October 21, 2010
[
]
short story and they “There was a On the Bill: were to say, ‘There little confusion,” David Sedaris will read excerpts from his books at the Boulder was a knock at the Sedaris says. Theater on Tuesday, Oct. 26. door and the man “When [the Tickets are sold out. 2032 14th answered it. It was a actors] were readSt., Boulder, 303-786-7030. woman on the other ing the book on side. ‘What are you tape, at one point doing here?’ she said. ‘Well it’s my apart- one of the [actors] said, ‘Which ment,’ he said. I’d be like ‘OK, can we Goddamn bear is talking!?’” have a name here? Can someone tell me While mainly known for his writwhat these people look like?’ But everying, Sedaris’ live performances have body knows what a chipmunk looks like.” grown in popularity over the years, to Sedaris says he also wanted the the point where they nearly overshadow animals to start off unblemished in the his written work. Reading Sedaris is eye of the reader, so no prejudgment one thing, but hearing him read it — could be made about who they are and with the inflections, pauses and intonawhat their intentions might be. tions he intended — draws listeners “I didn’t want to give the animals one step closer to the world Sedaris is names because even that is a step trying to create. towards judging them,” Sedaris says. “I love reading out loud, and I love “Like sometimes people say they’ve got being in front of an audience,” says a pet; like, they’ll say ‘Oh, my cat Sedaris, who adds he always looks forTinkerbell.’ And all of a sudden I think ward to book and lecture tours. This ‘I hate Tinkerbell. I hate this cat.’ Or one began on Oct. 8 and will take him they’ll say ‘I’ve had Brian for three to 35 cities in 35 days. After that he years,’ and I’ll think ‘now we’re talking. will take a five-day break, then head out Brian’s a great name for a cat.’ So you on a three-week book tour for Squirrel couldn’t tell me the name. I need to Seeks Chipmunk. judge. So I didn’t want any of these ani“People say, ‘Oh my God, you’re mals to have names. I guess I just want- going to that many cities? It’s going to ed to kind of create this world but not be awful.’ It’s all I ever wanted. It’s like name it or anything … sort of create the laziest form of show business there this world where they could all inhabit.” is,” Sedaris says. The lack of names works fine for The difference between the written readers, although he admits it someword and an oral story is the biggest times gave the voice actors of the audio reason Sedaris is so fond of audio book version a little trouble. books.
“I tried to read The Great Gatsby, and I started thinking ‘Uhhhh,’” says Sedaris. “But then I got Tim Robbins to read it to me and it was fantastic. Fantastic! Could not have picked a better person to read The Great Gatsby. Lolita! I’d always wanted to say I’d read Lolita, but I didn’t want to actually have to do it. Jeremy Irons read it to me and I can honestly say it’s one of the best books I ever … read. And I don’t think I would have read it.” Sedaris expects nothing more of his fans, and understands the disadvantages of having to actually sit down and crack a book. “Sometimes people will be apologetic and they’ll say ‘I didn’t read your book but I listened to it,’ and it’s like, don’t be ashamed of that,” says Sedaris. “But I see the difference like this: when I’m reading a book, I enter the world of the book. But when I listen to a book it comes into my world. Because I never remember where I am when I read a book. But I always remember where I was when I listened to a book. And maybe some authors would feel like ‘No I’m sorry, I don’t want that. I want you to come into my world. I want you to read the book with your eyes. I want you to come up with the voice.’ I don’t really care because I have a lot of stuff to do. I like to iron my shirts and I can’t read and iron at the same time. I’ve got shirts to iron! I need audio books!” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
Boulder Weekly
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 23
halloween costumes are in! Theatrical Costumes, Etc! & Trendy Boutique ’Day Debra’s B
BASH
5% OFF 10/28 • 2 he Store! g in t Everythin
New customers receive $15 off!
Feeling a little bent out of shape?
Try our Deep Tissue 60 min. private massage for only
75
$
669 S. Broadway, Boulder in Savers Shopping Center
303-440-8515 www.theatricalcostumesetc.com Open 7 days a week 10am-7ish Extended Holiday Hours for Halloween
Halloween Surplus Store Open Weds. & Fri. 1pm-5:30pm
Two convenient locations:
Spruce St. @ 11th • Whole Foods Café Boulder (Pearl St.) Open Daily • 303.440.1992 • bodyworkbistro.com
HELPING HANDS
Cleaning & Handyman Services
A Neighborhood Gathering Place in Downtown Louisville
UPCOMING SHOWS Beginning 9:30 Nightly
THURSDAY OCT 21st
Commercial & Residential
Acoustic Open Mic hosted by
Tony Soto
More Than 20 Years of Trusted Experience
FRIDAY OCT 22nD • 9:30pm
Riff Raff Acoustic Trio SATURDAY OCT 23RD • 9:30pm
The Stanley Tones
Open 7 Days a Week
TUESDAY OCT 26th • 9:30pm
Gasoline Lollipops
References Available
WEDNESDAY OCT 27th
TRIVIA NIGHT ServiNg the HIGHEST QUALITY iNgreDieNtS reAL FOOD REAL PEOPLE • REAL FRIENDLY
809 MAIN ST. • 303.993.2094 Simply Louisville WWW.WATERLOOLOUISVILLE.COM 24 October 21, 2010
Licensed Bonded Insured
FREE
Estimates
303•668•4543 Boulder Weekly
overtones boulderweekly.com/overtones
Country in a Custer mustache Deer Tick mixes punk rock with Hank Williams by Adam Perry
F
]
Travis Huggett
our male musicians in their early 20s ramble on stage to the hoots and hollers of several hundred fans packing a small club or theater. The bassist is blond and clean-cut in glasses that give the impression his mother bought them as a Christmas present. He looks like a computer programmer whose biggest thrill probably consists of occasionally drinking 2 percent milk instead of skim. The lead guitarist, with unkempt brown hair and a gigantic, innocent smile, seems like he belongs in the Butterfield Blues Band circa 1966. The bigboned drummer, whose appearance suggests he hasn’t shaved, showered or changed his t-shirt and jeans in months, is so straight-faced one wonders if he’s a really serious guy or simply about to throw up from drinking too much beer. And then the singer-guitarist and ringleader, a skinny blond kid with a Custer mustache, cowboy boots and cheap yellow sunglasses, stalks onto the stage with sincere intensity, carrying a case of Budweiser. Sometimes he’s in his underwear. Once, in Manchester, England, a few years ago, he was naked the whole show. And, yes, that’s a real California Raisins tattoo. The brash young frontman is John J. McCauley III, and the band is Rhode Island’s Deer Tick. From their appearance, the boys of Deer Tick look at first sight like your average group of scenesters playing supercharged Buddy Holly-influenced indierock ala the Hives or the Strokes, but in fact Deer Tick is about as authentically country as contemporary popular music gets. Through three LPs — the first, 2007’s lo-fi War Elephant, written and performed entirely by a 20-year-old McCauley — Deer Tick has quickly climbed the underground ranks via constant touring and songwriting, expounding on McCauley’s love for Hank Williams, Roy Orbison and Richie Valens while performing alt-country with a decidedly punk-rock attitude and volume. Along the way, the group has earned fans as diverse as Neko Case and NBC’s Brian Williams, and completed a successful tour with Dr. Dog. When Boulder Weekly last caught up with McCauley two years ago, Deer Tick was making its Fox Theatre debut as War Elephant gained steam in diverse circles and McCauley’s beloved Boston Red Sox were eliminated from the 2008 baseball playoffs by the Tampa Bay Rays. This time around, McCauley was just about to return home from a month-long tour of Europe — where he says “the deli spreads in Boulder Weekly
[
On the Bill
Deer Tick plays Larimer Lounge on Wednesday, Oct. 27. Doors at 8 p.m. Mark Sultan opens. Tickets are $16. 2721 Larimer St., Denver, 303-291-1007.
the dressing rooms are better” — when asked about his band’s recent debut on The Late Show with David Letterman, which involved a deviation from CBS’ song selection. “It was a compromise between us and the network,” McCauley says. “We couldn’t get our keys player, Rob, in the country for the show. He lives in Halifax [Nova Scotia], and at the time he didn’t have his work visa. The songs they originally wanted us to pick from would have sucked without Rob, so we suggested ‘Baltimore Blues,’ and they said that would be OK. Everybody seemed to be happy with it. We went on there to make new fans, so I don’t think it would have mattered what we played — as long as it had a hook.” In any situation, it takes a special group of young musicians to revel in performing an obscure (and beautiful) indie-swing tune from their debut album when given the chance to promote a just-released album on national television. But for Deer Tick, publicity has come from unlikely situations and proponents. “Dirty Dishes,” the broken-hearted breakup ballad that turned heads nationwide in 2007 and 2008, eventually ended up on NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams’ much-publicized BriTunes playlist. The
truly despairing track includes McCauley’s now-famous Dylan-esque lines, “I clearly see straight to the back of my skull and I’m shivering all night long. ... I’ve been dreaming about you and only you” and resembles numerous other Deer Tick songs in its possession of both a hook and a generous helping of McCauley’s earnest, raspy and exceptionally nasal crooning. As the group’s success ballooned, Deer Tick’s subsequent long-plays, 2009’s harderrocking Born on Flag Day and this June’s melodiously confessional Black Dirt Sessions have seen musical and engineering improvements compared to the frugal early days. However, McCauley’s poignantly harsh voice and consistently remarkable songwriting have remained the heart of Deer Tick since the beginning. Still, McCauley — who says he grew up “listening to everything” — is more than a beerswilling, pantless wunderkind blasting countryrock for raucous young audiences. On The Black Dirt Sessions, the New England-bred singer — supported only by piano — admits in “Goodbye, Dear Friend” that “some stories break your heart / very deep inside where it’s OK to cry.” Even more touching, Deer Tick is currently auctioning off the tour bus they used for all of 2009, with most of the proceeds going to benefit Pakistani flood victims. “The situation over there is so critical, but it seems that very few people are aware of it,” McCauley said in a recently circulated statement. “Maybe it’s the stigma with that part of the world; I’m not sure. Either way, we feel really strongly that people should be more aware of the situation and hopefully we can help with that.” McCauley seems conscious of how fortunate he is to be making a living by playing music in this tumultuous new entertainment world, in which an artist’s pay is almost solely dependent on the quality of his or her live performances. So far, he’s written virtually all of the lyrics and music Deer Tick has recorded; that’s about to change and, according to McCauley, the group is such a tight-knit unit that “by the next album it will become clear that Deer Tick is a band effort. We’d probably stop playing as Deer Tick if someone were to leave the band for any reason.” As for the arc of his outfit’s career from The Black Dirt Sessions forward, McCauley says that passion, rather than luxury or stardom, is paramount. “I just like writing and playing. It would be nice to have a hit, but I’d rather just make albums we can all be happy with and see the world.” Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com October 21, 2010 25
overtones boulderweekly.com/overtones
Strife into songs
Michael Miller delves into dark days for inspiration by Brian Palmer
M
ichael Miller sounds like he is in a good mood. He is speaking with an air of calm, pausing frequently between and even in the middle of sentences, always searching for just the right words. At times he is even self-deprecating, realizing how easily he can take himself and his music too seriously. But despite all the evidence to the contrary, it is clear he is keeping his fingers crossed as we speak over the phone. “I hope my car doesn’t get some huge bill,” he says. “I’m at the shop getting my car’s oil changed, and it always seems to come out about a thousand bucks more expensive than it was supposed to be.” This, in a way, is emblematic of Miller’s approach to life because he always seems to be waiting for the other shoe to drop. Not that you can blame him exactly; after all, he once endured a break-up on his birthday, which happens to be on April Fool’s Day. “I got a ‘Dear John’ letter and, despite going through that heartbreak on my birthday, it still came to me that, ‘Wow, this will make a great song.’ It’s kind of like the movie Groundhog Day. If April Fool’s Day were every day how cruel and horrible would that be to not only have pranks pulled on you, but then to also have the carpet pulled out from under you in your relationship.” Most of the material on his latest album, I Made You Up, focuses on relationships. But unlike some artists who prefer to observe them rather than engage in them, Miller’s inspiration is autobiographical. “Each song is very literally connected to a person, relationship or break-up; it came from some true life experiences,” Miller says. “I’ve found that for better or worse, I write really, really well and stuff ’s just
pouring out of me when I’m going through tragedy. I’m amazed when someone can write out of happiness.” He has tried to write during better times, mind you, but the efforts have not gone so well. “I’ve tried, but the songs always sound like happy, children’s nursery rhymes,” he says with a laugh. “When you’re writing, you always want to try to affect people the way you’ve been affected by other art. The happy songs just don’t affect me. I’ve had several friends suggest that I should just try and write some happy songs, and so far I have not been able to do it.” Perhaps it comes naturally for him to write about serious material, but Miller cautions that this should not cause others to assume that he is a miserable person. “The funny thing is, the songs I have written and recorded, once I’ve gone through everything and some time has passed, I’m actually quite happy when I sing them now,” he says. “It’s just that I’m singing about experiences that have happened in the past.” That last point is key in Miller’s life because there
[
On the Bill
Michael Miller plays The Laughing Goat on Sunday, Oct. 24. Set starts at 9 p.m. Cydney Robinson and Marc Perreault also play. 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.
]
is a process and he realizes, and even appreciates, that things take time. Thankfully he has always had music to lean on to help him get through life in the meantime. “Music has definitely saved me from a lot of pain and insanity, and a lot of bad things that could have happened,” he says. “It’s therapeutic, a catharsis, because it’s helped me work out a lot of troubles or pains or whatever. Music has kept my mind and heart from falling apart.” Given the immense emotional bond he has with music, it should not come as a surprise to learn that he fell in love with music early on in life. “As a kid, I can remember getting lost in music, becoming obsessed with it,” he says. “Sometimes when I ask people what’s their favorite album I’ll run into someone who says they don’t really listen to music, and it’s so amazing to me. I can’t believe that. It’s so sad. Music is so important and vital, and it really does heal people, so to me it’s so amazing. Music has saved me, healed me, helped me to deal with things and to say things I normally wouldn’t have been able to say.” Music is a powerful medium of expression in and of itself, but as Miller demonstrates, it also helps that he has grown to view the world through a slightly different lens than most of us do. “Everything has a rhythm or a melody. I hear an airplane going overhead, and it just has this tone to it, or the knocking of a car engine. Everything just makes a certain sound. I used to imagine that everyone thought about things like that. I know now that it’s not like that, but I kind of always thought of music as this language that everybody spoke.” If only it were, Michael. If only. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
ESC Halloween Party and Haunted House! Friday, October 29th 3:30 - 6:30pm
3:30-4:30pm Haunted Halloween party w/games & munchies, ages 2 and up.FREE & Open to the public 4:30-5pm Costume Parade at ESC and specific local vendors, goodies passed out! 5:00-6:30pm Haunted House for ages 8ish-12ish, $3, Fun & age appropriate! 6560 Odell Pl.
AMY GOODMAN
HOST OF DEMOCRACY NOW! Returns to Boulder Friday, November 5th at 7pm Unity Church 2855 Folsom Street, Boulder
ESC for the Arts Suite B Gunbarrel’s first and only 303-847-6262 Fine Arts Studio escforthearts.com 26 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
Women’s Health Presents:
BROADS for BIRTH CONTROL, CHICKS for CHOICE November 6th, 2010 » 8 pm at the Boulder Theater Ticket prices range from $25-$85 Go to: www.bouldertheater.com to purchase yours today! “Broad Comedy will help you laugh at the bastards– thus lengthening your life and shortening theirs.” -Gloria Steinem
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 27
Rodgers & Hammerstein’s
carousel
CIRQUE DE LA SYMPHONIE
MICHAEL BUTTERMAN , MUSIC DIRECTOR
2010-2011 Season
Oct. 22 & 23, 7:30 p.m. Oct. 24, 2 p.m. Macky Auditorium Tickets: $14 – $38 The magic of the circus meets the symphony as top-notch acrobats share the stage with the Boulder Philharmonic Orchestra, performing feats of aerial flying, juggling and contortion
This 1945 classic tempers love’s sweet promise with a hint of the darkness within marriage.
Music by Richard Rodgers Book & Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein ll Based on Ferenc Molnar’s Play “Liliom” As adapted by Benjamin F. Glazer
Original dances by Agnes de Mille
cupresents.org 303.492. 8008
28 October 21, 2010
Friday, October 29, 7:30 PM Macky Auditorium, Boulder www.boulderphil.org 303.449.1343 ext. 2 Tickets start at $15!
Boulder Weekly
Arts & Culture boulderweekly.com/artsculture
Music and theater
Of Montreal and Janelle Monae fight the static image on stage by David Accomazzo
A
Pietro Truba/Detroit Metro Times
t first glance, the Of Montreal/ Janelle Monae tour seems to be somewhat of a odd pairing — the artsy Monae seems an unlikely counterpoint to indie glam-pop eccentrics Of Montreal — but they have more in common than first meets the eye. Monae may have a record deal with Sean Combs’ Bad Boy Records, but her sound is far less easily categorized than anything the artist once known as Puff Daddy ever recorded. Easily recognizable thanks to her trademark beehive-meets-afro pouf and her snazzy black and white suits, the 24-year-old’s debut album, The ArchAndroid, effortlessly flutters from rhythm and blues to funk to hanging out and collaborating together, so it kind of punk rock to cinematic scores to rap — and back happened in this cool, organic way,” Barnes says. again. One thing the two artists share is a penchant for performance. Monae’s dance moves are easily the Of Montreal, the brainchild of Kevin Barnes of freshest around; Barnes’ 19-person entourage involves Athens, Ga., shares Monae’s resistance to genre everyone, including the tour molds, having morphed from On the Bill manager and videographer, on quirky indie-folk group to androgOf Montreal and Janelle stage. Barnes spoke with Boulder ynous glam-pop over the course of Monae play the Ogden Weekly about music, perfora 13-year career. Barnes is almost Theatre on Sunday, Oct. 24. Doors at 7 p.m. Must be 16 to mance and why going on after as famous for his group’s whacky enter. Tickets are $23 in Janelle Monae can be “terrifylive performances (i.e. singing advance, $25 day of show. ing.” while on horseback or enlisting 935 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-830-2525. Boulder Weekly: One thing Susan Sarandon to spank a pig that you guys are known for is mask-wearing stagehand) as he is your grand theatrical performances. What appeals to for his music. And in Monae — who’s rapidly gainyou about that? ing a reputation as a ferocious, can’t-miss live presKevin Barnes: It keeps it interesting for the ence — he found a kindred spirit. audience, as well as the performers. When you go Monae tells Boulder Weekly she reached out to on tour for as long as we do and play as many tours Barnes a few years ago after seeing some of his peras we do, it can definitely become a little bit munformances on the Internet, and the two hit it off. dane if you know exactly what’s going to happen “Everything Of Montreal represented was so simevery single night and you’re just doing the same ilar to what we represented,” Monae says. thing every night. It’s fun for us to have a lot of They became friends and started making music. variety, all of these different elements going on visu“We realized we had a lot in common and started
[
ookiNg Now B Parties!! y Holida
]
Colorado’s award-winning restaurant and music venue for adults of all ages. We can also host your business meeting or private event.
ally. And hopefully, it seems like people appreciate that as well. I know if I went to a show, even if I liked the songs a lot, I would get kind of bored after the seventh or eighth song. It would just be like eating the same flavor of ice cream — at some point, it has to lose its appeal, lose its power. So what we try to do is refresh people’s brains every couple songs, give them something different, some visual stimulation, so it doesn’t feel like it’s just one flavor, it’s the whole ... ice cream store. BW: So you said it also helps keep you guys interested in the music? KB: Well, not really musically speaking. For me, because on this tour, I’m not actually playing instruments very often, I’m just singing, dancing and acting with the performance artists. It’s definitely an interesting experience for me, because we change things up a lot. We don’t just have one show that we do every single night; we don’t have just one set list that we do every single night. ... [The performance] is very much a work in progress. BW: Do you see similarities between you and Janelle Monae, with what you do on the performance side? KB: Yeah, definitely. We definitely have a strong appreciation for theatricality and fighting the static image. We want to have a lot of visual events that happen throughout the show. It sort of creates that cinematic experience for people. So we definitely have that in common. And she’s really inspiring for me, because she’s such an incredible performer — every single night, she’s just completely kicking out the jams — so, in a way, it’s kind of terrifying, because I don’t want to be upstaged by her, so I have to really put a lot of effort and energy into doing my thing, which is good because it kind of kicks me in the ass. Respond: Letters@boulderweekly.com
Check out www.nissis.com for full calendar of events and to purchase tickets. Saturday, October 23
Coming up this week... Thursday, October 21
Zeppephilia Pure. Zeppelin. Live Friday, October 22
Something underground
Martian Acres Alt Boulder Sunday, October 24
Cristina Barbosa Trio Brazillan Jazz (Free Admission) Wednesday - Saturday 4:30 - 6:30
hAPPy hOur $4 wine, $3.50 wells, $3 microbrews, $10 appetizer platters
Pop/rock
(South East Corner of 95th & Arapahoe) Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 29
just announced
oct 26... america’s Best dance crew: we are Heroes nov 14................ marcH FourtH marcHing Band nov 24................................................. mr. anonymous dec 17.............................................................. dead Floyd
tHurs. oct 21 8:30 pm BlastoFF entertainment presents
FresH2deatH
s.p.e.c.t.r.e, HatHBanger, unlimited gravity & sorry For partying Fri. & sat. oct 22 & 23 8:30 pm westword, radio 1190 and twist & sHout present
portugal. tHe man wHite denim & tHe swayBack sun. oct 24 7:30 pm kgnu & Boulder weekly present
tHe wood BrotHers scrapomatic
wed. oct 27 8:30 pm
Boulder weekly & 1190’s local sHakedown present
Head For tHe Hills tHe Haunted windcHimes tHurs. oct 28 8:00 pm cHannel 93.3 & colorado daily present
pepper
pour HaBit & misHka Fri. oct 29 8:30 pm
cHannel 93.3, Boulder weekly & BlastoFF entertainment present
just announced deC 8........................................... igNite Boulder 13 deC 15 & 17............................ faCe holiday show deC 31............................................ Crystal Castles
thurs, oct. 21 8:00 PM KGnu’s old Grass nu Grass & colorado daily Present
Mountain Standard tiMe ft. Special gueSt Michael kang w/ YaMn
Fri, oct. 22 7:00 PM / 21+ KGnu & Boulder WeeKly Present
david BroMBerg Quartet feloniuS SMith
sat, oct. 23 7:00 PM WootstocK & Boulder WeeKly Present
3 hourS of geekS & MuSic
ft. adaM Savage of MYthBuSterS, paul & StorM, Special gueSt phil plait “Bad aStronoMer” tues, oct. 26 9:30 PM colorado daily, radio 1190 and tWist & shout Present
dr. dog
here we go Magic celeBrate
tHe crystal metHod (dj set)
at the Boulder theater!
sat. oct 30 8:30 pm
gogol Bordello forro in the dark
mcadoo
Boulder weekly presents
particle
a triBute to pink Floyd 10 year anniversary tour Ft. cHarlie HitcHcock wHite water ramBle
sun. oct 31 8:30 pm / 21+ Boulder weekly presents
Halloween
Wed & thurs oct. 27 & 28 8:00 PM channel 93.3 & WestWord Present
Fri & sat. oct. 29 & 30 8:00 PM 97.3 KBco, WestWord and tWist & shout Present
devotchka
Snake rattle rattle Snake sun, oct. 31 7:00 PM KGnu & Marquee MaGazine Present
hot rize
tHe motet
red knuckleS and the trailBlazerS
wed. nov. 3 8:00 pm
Kuvo, daily caMera and tWist & shout Present
plays eartH, wind & Fire colorado daily presents
euForquestra & kinetix springdale quartet
tHurs. nov 4 8:30 pm
mazda2, kgnu, colorado daily and twist & sHout present
mayer HawtHorne & tHe county gordon voidwell
Fri. nov 5 8:30 pm colorado daily presents
Wed, nov 3 7:00 PM
oMara portuondo of Buena viSta Social cluB 80th BirthdaY celeBration thurs, nov 4 7:00 PM / 21+ aeG live Presents
BoB Saget Fri, nov 5 7:00 PM
KGnu & Boulder WeeKly Present
plaYing for change Band sat, dec 4 7:00 PM
inFected musHroom John Mclaughlin somaspHere & randy seidman
nov 6.................................................................................................tHe suBdudes nov 7................................................. dog House music rock n roll camp nov 10................................................................... macklemore x ryan lewis nov 11....................................................................... donavon Frankenreiter
Kuvo & Boulder WeeKly Present
& the 4th diMenSion
Nov 6............................................................................... Broad Comedy Nov 8..................................................... PolaNski shorts w/ sza/za Nov 10 - 14................................warreN miller’s wiNterveNtioN Nov 19..............................................the last waltz ft. PolytoxiC Nov 26..............................................traCe BuNdy w/ suNgha JuNg
all ShowS all ageS unleSS otherwiSe noted • all ticketS Sold at Both Box office locationS
30 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
panorama boulderweekly.com/panorama
Thursday, Oct. 21
music Ash Ganley. 5:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. The Bergamot. 9:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. The Big Motif. 9:45 p.m. Baker St. Pub & Grill, 1729 28th St., Boulder, 720-974-9490. Celestial Hoedown. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. The Clam Daddys. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303-443-3322. Fresh2Death. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Glowing House. 7:30 p.m. Swallow Hill Cafe, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Live Jazz with George Nelson. 6:30 p.m. Carelli’s Italian Restaurant, 645 30th St., Boulder, 303-938-9300. Live Karaoke. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Mark Mandeville & Raianne Richards. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Mountain Standard Time. 9 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Open Bluegrass Pick. 7 p.m. The Rock Inn, 1675 Hwy. 66, Estes Park, 970-586-4116. Open Stage with Tommy and the Tangerines — Every Thursday night. Catacombs, 2115 13th St., Boulder, 303-4424344. Terra Gatos. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Thunk. 7 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Zeppephilia. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757.
events Argentine Tango. 7 p.m. Pearl Street Studio, 2126 Pearl St., Boulder, www.tangocolorado.org. Atomic Circus Third Thursdays Salon Series. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Center for Conscious Living, 1637 28th St., Boulder,
oct.
21
This young, Denver-based funk trio has the songwriting acumen of a much older band. 9:45 p.m. Baker St. Pub & Grill, 1729 28th St., Boulder, 720-974-9490.
www.AtomicCircus.net. Beginning Flamenco Dance. 6:15-7:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder. com. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 9 a.m. Boulder Circus Center, 4747 26th St., Boulder, 303-918-6617. Boulder Public Library Film Program — Josie and the Pussycats. 7 p.m Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Fitness For Living Open House. 6-10 a.m. Mapleton Y, 2850 Mapleton Ave., Boulder, 303-550-3491. Gindi Cafe Gay Night. Every Thursday night. Gindi Cafe, 3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 720-242-8961. Intermediate to Advanced Flamenco Dance. 7:15-8:30 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-7867050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. International Film Series — Howl. 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium,
Boulder/Denver Area BioLounge — Rotating exhibit of art and science. CU Museum, 1035 Broadway, Boulder, 303-492-6892. Charles Deas & 1840s America — Oil paintings. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-8655000. Through Nov. 28. Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft — Drawings by Marc Brandenburg. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Feb. 20. Edits — Paintings by Stephen Batura. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-4432122. Through Jan. 30. Exposure: Photos from the Vault — Various artists. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720865-5000. Through Oct. 31.
Boulder Weekly
The Big Motif —
CU campus, 303-492-1531.
Friday, Oct. 22
music Bonnie and Her Clydes. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303823-6685. Brett Sloan. 8:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Broken Parts. 10 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Chant. 9:45 p.m. Baker St. Pub & Grill, 1729 28th St., Boulder, 720-974-9490. Coral Creek. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Dala — With Travel by Skylark. 8 p.m. Daniels Hall, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. David Bromberg Quartet. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-7867030. Emily Bedal. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat,
arts arts Moments In Between — Paintings by Barbara Shark. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through Jan. 30. Leanin’ Tree Museum of Western Art — Various artists. 6055 Longbow Dr., Boulder, 303-530-1442. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery I — Photographs by George Vago. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through
1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. The Gallery. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303443-5108. Giving Tree. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858. Idelwhile. 9:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Insterstate Stash Express. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Jack Williams. 8 p.m. Tuft Theatre, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Jason Laroy. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Larry Garner. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303443-3322. Max Wagner Jazz Duo. 7 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-0475. Portugal.The Man. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Sambadende. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Sandra Wong. 7:30 p.m. Louisville Center for the Arts, 801 Grant Ave., www. louisvillearts.org. Selasee. 9 p.m. Alley Cat Bar and Grill, 817 Main St., Louisville, 303-666-6224. Something Underground. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-6652757. The Zydecoasters. 9 p.m. Gold Hill Inn, 390 Hill St., Gold Hill, 303-443-6461.
events Eldorado Canyon Halloween Celebration. 4:30 p.m . Eldorado Canyon State Park, 303-494-3943. International Film Series — Howl. 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531.
Saturday, Oct. 23
music Abi and the Normals. 10:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-
Oct. 31. NCAR Community Art Program Gallery II — Mixed media by Barbara Bueller. NCAR Mesa Laboratory, 1850 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-497-2408. Through Nov. 30. Shut Your Face Off! Mixed media by Donald Fodness & Alvin Gregorio. Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art, 1750 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-2122. Through
Jan. 30. Tutankhamun: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Jan. 9. A Visual Alphabet: Herbert Bayer’s Anthology Paintings. Denver Art Museum, 100 W. 14th Ave., Denver, 720-865-5000. Through Dec. 31.
October 21, 2010 31
panorama boulderweekly.com/panorama
oct.
23
weekly events!
Monday Night Football Bingo Tuesday with John McKay Wednesday Karaoke Thursday Night Open Mic
Portugal. The Man —
The lead singer may share a hometown with Sarah Palin, but don’t hold that against the band. Their music is every bit as weird and off-kilter as the former Alaska governor’s syntax. But we mean that in the kindest of ways — Portugal. The Man is definitely worth seeing. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-4433399.
HAPPY HOUR EVERY NIGHT
s
from 7 to 9 pm
Upcoming events! Fri Oct 22 • 9pm
sammy Dee
(Soulful Guitar Blues)
Sat Oct 23 • 8pm
the Bill mckay Band Z EN
INGE
R AUDIT O
w/ The McKay Brothers
(Keyboardist for Leftover Salmon and Band Du Jour)
RI
UM U M INTERNATIONAL
R
A
O
S E R I E SD I U M E
ULD R E
BO
O
D
I
N
O N COL
FILM AV
. W S TA EST O F FOLSO M
the long Run (Colorado’s Premier Eagles Tribute Band)
j
WWW.INTERNATIONALFILMSERIES.COM
Fri Oct 29 • 9pm
Sat Oct 30 • 9pm • $10
soul sacrifice
463-6683. Acoustic Brunch. 10 a.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303443-5108. Blindstrike. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303443-5108. Bluegrass Pick. 12 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Chris Kroger Jazz Trio. 7 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-0475. Eddie Turner. 8 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303443-3322. Girls on Top. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Highwater. Chautauqua Auditorium, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-442-3282. John Runnels. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing
Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-4404628. Martian Acres. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Portugal.The Man. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. The Robinson Quartet. 7 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-4069696. Rocky Mountain Violin Summit. 8 p.m. Tuft Theatre, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303-777-1003. Spring Creek. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Stray Grass. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Suzy Bogguss. 8 p.m. Daniels Hall, Swallow Hill, 71 E.Yale Ave., Denver, 303777-1003. Vago. 9 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Wootstock Presents: Something Or
j
(Halloween Dance Party! Dress Up and Boogie!)
Fri Nov 5 • 8pm
spRing cReek w/ Magnolia Row Sat Nov 6 • 9pm
girls on top hOWl
AllEN gINSbERg’S NOTORIOuS WORK bROughT TO lIfE
ocToBER 21-22, 7:00 PM & 9:00 PM
PEEPINg TOM
clASSIc WORK Of vOyEuRISTIc cINEMA
ocToBER 27, 7:00 PM & 9:00 PM
WOMEN WIThOuT MEN
300 Main St. Longmont 303-834-9384
boulderweekly.com/panorama
words Friday, Oct. 22 Condoleezza Rice’s Extraordinary, Ordinary People: A Memoir of Family. 7 p.m. Tattered Cover, 1628 16th St., Denver, 303-436-1070. Myla Goldberg’s The False Friend. 7:30 p.m. Tattered Cover, 2526 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 303-322-7727.
ThE SAcRIfIcE
huMANITy AT ThE EDgE Of APOcAlyPSE
novEMBER 3, 7:00 PM only
FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 303-492-1531, OR: WWW.INTERNATIONALFILM SERIES.COM M
E
D
I
A
S
P
O
ocToBER 21 32 October 21, 2010
N
S
O
R
S
All shows $5 unless noted Advance tickets available at The Opera House or Dickens Tavern www.dickensoperahouse.com
Monday, Oct. 25 “So You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.
Sunday, Oct. 24
Tuesday, Oct. 26
Conversations in English. 10 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Tesoro Morning Lecture Series:
T.A. Barron’s Merlin’s Dragon Book 3: Ultimate Magic. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Book Store, 1107 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-2074.
WOMEN’S RESIlIENcE IN ThE fAcE Of PATRIARchy (bOSTON glObE)
ocToBER 28-29, 7:00 PM & 9:00 PM
Furs & Frontiers in the Far North. 11 a.m. Tattered Cover, 1628 16th St., Denver, 303-436-1070.
Boulder Weekly
Other — Featuring Adam Savage and Paul & Storm. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. The Zimmermans. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303440-5858.
events Adobe Photoshop for Photographers Hands-On Intensive. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Beginning/Intermediate Hoopdance. 10 a.m. Kakes Studio, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-918-6617. Boulder County Parks and Open Space 35th Anniversary Program. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Lawrence J. King Book Signing Event. 11 a.m. Saxy’s Cafe, 2018 10th St., Boulder, 303-786-8585. Legend of the Tarantula — Travelling exhibit. The Butterfly Pavilion, 6252 W. 104th Ave., Westminster, 303-469-5441. Through Nov. 28. Murder 1929: Will Power — Murder mystery theater. Gold Hill Inn, 390 Hill St., Gold Hill, 303-443-6461. Psychedelia — Climbing competition. 12-10 p.m. The Spot Gym, 3240 Prairie Ave., Boulder, 303-379-8806.
panorama boulderweekly.com/panorama
Boulder, 303-447-9772. Free Open House. 10:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. Planetary Healing and Harmony Teleclass — Teachings and meditation. 8 a.m. For more information, call 720-301-3993. Psycho. 8 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.
Monday, Oct. 25
music Brad Goode Jazz Jam. 7 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303447-0475. Electric Blues Jam. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Fireweed. 10 p.m. Southern Sun Pub, 627 S.
Broadway, Boulder, 303-543-0886. Ingrid Michaelson. 9 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Jay Ryan’s BigTop — Open stage. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave.,Arvada, 303-4636683. Open Bluegrass Pick. 5 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303440-5858. Open Mic. 7 p.m. Rock N Soul Café, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Suite 1, Boulder, 303-4435108.
events Boulder County Alcoholics Anonymous — Happy hour group. 5:30 p.m. 5375 Western Ave., Boulder, www.
A Magical Encounter Between Man and Horse
Sunday, Oct. 24
music Acoustic Jam. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Bluegrass Pick — All levels welcome. 12-3 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids and Solids, 1555 S. Hover St., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303443-3322. Cristina Barbosa Trio. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Cydney Robinson, Michael Miller, Marc Perreault. 8:15 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Holly de Hoog. 6 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-447-0475. Irish Session. Conor O’Neills, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Liebermonster. 10 p.m. Mountain Sun Pub, 1535 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-546-0886. Mello Cello Sunday Brunch. 11 a.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683. Onda. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Open Mic — Hosted by Hotfoot. 2:30 p.m. Avery Brewing Co., 5763 Arapahoe Ave., Unit E, Boulder, 303-440-4324. Stray Grass. 6 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. The Wood Brothers. 8 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399.
“MAN. HORSE. MAGIC.” Denver Post
events Beginning Hawaiian Hula Class. 5:306:15 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder, 303-447-9772. Continuing Hawaiian Hula Class. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Ballet Studio, The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut St., Boulder Weekly
NOW PLAYING UNTIL OCTOBER 31, UNDER THE WHITE BIG TOP - PEPSI CENTER 1.866.999.8111 • www.cavalia.net
FINAL EXTENSION IN DENVER October 21, 2010 33
Exp 11/4/10
One of the largest displays of sterling silver in Colorado at prices 50% to 75% off normal retail!
Sterling Silver Glass Bead Bracelets
Beads Fit Pandora & Troll
1441 Pearl St, Boulder CO (303) 440-1436
pennyweights.com *supplies are limited
That’s why we have Accidents happen–but there is no need to panic emergency contraception (EC). EC can prevent pregnancy up to five days after unprotected sex. It’s safe and effective, but the sooner you take it, the better. No prescription needed for women and men 17 and older.
Just walk in. 2525 Arapahoe Avenue, Suite-200
303.447.1040 when you bring in this ad (one per person).
pprm.org 34 October 21, 2010
Get EC to go and keep at home - just in case.
ExpEriEncE thE best of BouldEr’s BrEwpuBs Serving HAPPY HOUR 3pm-6:30pm & DINNER everyday
AwArd winning Beers FAmily Friendly environment UpscAle menU FootBAll wAtch pArties live mUsic weekly privAte pArty cAtering
BouldEr ownEd and opEratEd 2027 13th Boulder • 303-440-5858 cobrewco.com Boulder Weekly
panorama boulderweekly.com/panorama boulderweekly.com/panorama
theater The 39 Steps. Denver Center for the Performing Arts, Arapahoe and Speer, Denver, 303-893-4100. Through Nov. 14. Doubt — Presented by Boulder Ensemble Theatre Co. The Dairy Center for the Arts, 2590 Walnut
St., Boulder, 303-440-7826. Through Oct. 23. Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Jester’s Dinner Theatre, 224 Main St., Longmont, 303-682-9980. Through Oct. 24.
BoulderCountyAA.org. Boulder Public Library Film Program — The Mystery of Picasso. 7 p.m Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. DSLR Video Meetup. 6:30 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303875-0276. Meditation Instruction — Introductory talk and refreshments. 7-9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. “So,You’re a Poet” — Open mic poetry. 8 p.m. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-440-4628.
Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276. Boulder Improv Jam Association — Public dance jam every Tuesday. 7:30-10:30 p.m.The Avalon Ballroom, 6185 Arapahoe Rd., Boulder, 720-934-2028. Flamenco Dance Technique. 5:50 p.m. Kakes Studios, 2115 Pearl St., Boulder, 303786-7050, www.flamenco-boulder.com. Open Mic Poetry and Music — Hosted by Rob Geisen and Olatundji Akpo-Sani. 8 p.m. The No-Name Bar, 1325 Broadway, Boulder. Salsa Night — Lessons and open dance. 7 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303-440-5858.
Tuesday, Oct. 26
Wednesday, Oct. 27
music
music
Adam Revell and Essence Rider. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Bluegrass Pick and Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Grill & Brew, 303 Main St., Lyons, 303-823-6685. Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites, 800 28th St., Boulder, 303443-3322. Cellar Door. 7 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Clusterpluck — 9 p.m. Open jam. George’s Food & Drink, 2028 14th St., Boulder, 303-998-9350. The CU Chamber Orchestra and the Sydney Conservatorium of Music Chamber Orchestra. 7:30 p.m. Macky Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-8008. Dr. Dog. 10 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Jazz Night with Supercollider. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Lionel Young. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696. Open Mic — With Danny Shafer. 8 p.m./7 p.m. sign-up. Conor O’Neills, 1922 13th St., Boulder, 303-449-1922. Tony Medina and Friends. 9 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303463-6683.
Afro Celt. 8:30 p.m. The Laughing Goat, 1709 Pearl St., Boulder. 303-440-4628. Again and Again. 7:30 p.m. Rock N Soul Cafe, 5290 Arapahoe Ave., Ste. I, Boulder, 303-443-5108. Bluegrass Pick. 6:30 p.m. Oskar Blues Tasty Weasel Tap Room, 1800 Pike Rd., Unit B, Longmont, 303-776-1914. The Clamdaddys Transcendental Blues Jam. 7:30 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Gogol Bordello. 9 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St., Boulder, 303-786-7030. Head for the Hills. 9 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder, 303-443-3399. Kamikaze Karaoke Gong Show. 9 p.m. Juanita’s Mexican Food, 1043 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-449-5273. Laura Ruggles. 7 p.m. The Blending Cellar, 946 Pearl St., 303-447-0475. Nightwolf. 7:30 p.m. Nissi’s, 2675 N. Park Dr., Lafayette, 303-665-2757. Open Stage. 8 p.m. Oskar Blues Home Made Liquids & Solids, 1555 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-485-9400. Reggae Wednesday — With Selasee and the Fa Fa Family. 10 p.m. Boulder Draft House, 2027 13th St., Boulder, 303440-5858. Tony Gulizia. 6:30 p.m. St. Julien Hotel, 900 Walnut St., Boulder, 720-406-9696.
events
events
Boulder Final Cut Pro Users Group — Free. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Boulder Weekly
Coffee and Cigarettes. Astroland, 4415 N. Broadway, Boulder, www.myspace. October 21, 2010 35
com/astrolandd. Healing Space — With Alan McAllister. 12-2 p.m. Whole Being Explorations, 1800 30th St., Boulder, 303-545-5562. Just Sit. 7 to 9 p.m. Boulder Shambhala Meditation Center, 1345 Spruce St., Boulder, 303-444-0190. International Film Series — Peeping Tom. 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Muenzinger Auditorium, CU campus, 303-492-1531. Tea, Talks,Transformation — With Linda Lawson. 6:30 p.m. Boulder. For location, call 720-301-3993. Vajrayana Buddhist Meditation. 7 p.m. Mipham Shedra, 2860 Bluff St.,
panorama boulderweekly.com/panorama
Boulder, 303-449-0319. Website Security Essential for Developers. 6 p.m. Boulder Digital Arts, 1600 Range St., Boulder, 303-875-0276.
Kids’ Calendar Thursday, Oct. 21
Drop-in Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.
Friday, Oct. 22 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m.
Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Pajamarama Storytime. 7 p.m. Barnes & Noble. Crossroads Commons, 2915 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-442-1665. Preschool Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200.
Saturday, Oct. 23 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.
Sunday, Oct. 24 Baby Boogie — Bring kids to dance. 2 p.m. D Note, 7519 Grandview Ave., Arvada, 303-463-6683. Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Go Club — Learn to play the game known as Go. 2 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303441-3100.
Monday, Oct. 25 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Rise & Shine Storytime. 9:30 a.m. Barnes & Noble, Crossroads Commons, 2999 Pearl St., Boulder, 303-444-0349.
Tuesday, Oct. 26 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. Drop-in Storytime. 4 p.m. Erie Community Library, 400 Powers St., Erie, 720-685-5200. Storytime for Children. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, George Reynolds Branch, 3595 Table Mesa Dr., Boulder, 303-441-3120. Teen Game Night. 3 p.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100.
Wednesday, Oct. 27 Children’s Storytime. 10:15 a.m. Boulder Public Library, 1000 Canyon Blvd., Boulder, 303-441-3100. So Rim Kung Fu for Children. 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. A Place to B Studio, 1750 30th St., Boulder, 303-440-8007.
See full Panorama listings online
[ ] Panorama
To have an event considered for the calendar, send information to buzz@boulderweekly. com or Boulder Weekly’s Calendar, 690 S. Lashley Lane, Boulder, 80305. Please be sure to include address, date, time and phone number associated with each event. The deadline is Thursday at noon the week prior to publication for consideration. Boulder Weekly does not guarantee the publication of any event.
36 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
SophisticatedSex
boulderweekly.com/sophisticatedsex
Careful before you kiss and tell
K
by Dr. Jenni Skyler
aren Owen had sex with 13 guys at Duke University. She kept scrupulous notes about her activities. She gossiped about it with girlfriends. Then it leaked all over the Internet. As the media went overboard, they overlooked key issues regarding sex, privacy and pleasure. Karen had sex with 13 men. Whether she had one man or 40 is irrelevant — so long as they are all of legal age and consent. Karen kept scrupulous notes about her activities. That’s what women do. Yes, gentlemen, we keep tabs on all of you. Twenty years later we still know your names’, your penis size and how many orgasms we had in your presence. No, you cannot claim credit for those orgasms. We must own our orgasms and allow them to happen. We’ll give you brownie points for good hygiene, grooming and diversity of touch. Karen gossiped about it with girlfriends. It would not matter if she told three friends or intentionally e-mailed her entire address book. Now, what may matter here is Karen’s disrespect for confidentiality. If planning to put names on paper, it’s courteous to obtain informed consent before disclosing real identities. If her thesis was an actual academic work, breaching confidentiality would be the gravest of scientific sins. If I were in Karen’s shoes, I might be inclined to tell you the juicy details of how I was seduced with a moonlit Pad Thai picnic atop Flagstaff last weekend, then aroused with light touches on the upper thigh, and then brought to orgasm with delicate and delicious finger maneuvering. But if I told you the name of the person who has incredible fingers, I’d be infringing on a person’s privacy — a considerable violation in any field (besides tabloid journalism). Now, in this case, I’ve been given permission to publish the name … drum roll please … Dr. Jenni Skyler. Yes, I took myself on a date — and it was grand. But Karen’s thesis was for recreational documentation. And thus, the only potential liability she carries would be a civil one should any of the said gentlemen decide to bring an individual Boulder Weekly
case against her for defamation of small penis size or lack of adequate foreplay. At the end of the day, Karen did a lot of kissing and a lot of telling. And though it’s poor etiquette to spread around the names and faces of the men in question, the media has exercised the worst of manners by shaming Karen for engaging in casual sex. However, it’s unrealistic and unfair to expect young people to stifle their sexual energy. At puberty, we enter an important era of profound sexual changes in bodies and hormones. This is also a time when we give adolescents significant lessons about sex. But silence speaks volumes. “If I can’t learn about sex at home, I guess I’ll go learn about it elsewhere.” (Then they go searching the Internet to inquire about sex and stumble upon drunk college girls named Karen Owen.) Add social and religious messages that forbid scratching your sexual itch until you get married, and you have a lot of frustration in a time when adolescents are most sexually aroused. Furthermore, some believe the hormones in today’s diet have pushed puberty even earlier, particularly for girls, adding another three to four years of abstinence. And those who postpone marriage to finish graduate school can look at another five to seven years of implied abstinence. If Karen Owen lived 200 years ago, she would have already had a decade of childbearing. Just because we have culturally constructed a longer window of adolescence and young adulthood doesn’t mean our sexual hormones have gone hibernating as well. Yet no one is getting married at puberty, so thus is born “casual sex.” Yes, the quality of intimacy may be informal, but as long as it’s safe and in the name of “pleasure for both parties,” then it can be chalked up to practice and finding one’s sexual sea legs. These are key years of sexual exploration and expression for Karen and her generational cohorts. If I was on her faux thesis committee, I’d certainly make her conceal the names of her sexual subjects, but I would give her an A for exploring her own sexual pleasure. Jenni Skyler, PhD, is a sex therapist and board-certified sexologist. She runs The Intimacy Institute in Boulder, www.theintimacyinstitute.org. October 21, 2010 37
$1175 / 2br
Fully Furnished Condo In Powderhorn
W
1040 sq. ft. 2nd floor town home across from Celestial Seasonings on Spine in Powderhorn.
Available Oct 1st.
2 bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms. Fully furnished unit. Small front porch area. One car garage. Loft above living room with built in office desk and shelves. Windows looking out to Flatirons. Fireplace, A/C, washer/dryer. On sight pools, hot tubs, walking paths, large park for kids and dogs.
Wonderful Twin Lakes a short distance with trails for walking and biking. Beautifully maintained grounds. Cable and internet access. • No smoking. • Pets may be considered with additional pet deposit. • Short term lease negotiable.
Please contact Mari by email: mari@boulderweekly.com
or phone: 303.818.5869
j
38 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
elevation
[events]
Susan France
boulderweekly.com/elevation Andrew Steel boulders on Flagstaff Mountain trail.
Upcoming
Thursday, Oct. 21
Howl at the Moon. 6:15 p.m. Chautauqua Ranger Cottage, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303-441-3440.
Friday, Oct. 22
Jeepers Creepers! OSMP evening hike for kids ages 4 and up. Call 303441-3440 for location.
Saturday, Oct. 23
Boulder Cycling Club Saturday Morning Road Bike Ride. 10:30 a.m. Bicycle Village, 2100 28th St., # B-C, Boulder, 303-875-2241. Things That Go Squeak In the Night. 7:30 p.m. Chautauqua Ranger Cottage, 900 Baseline Rd., Boulder, 303441-3440.
Sunday, Oct. 24
Boulder Road Runners Sunday Group Run. 9 a.m. Meet at First National Bank, 3033 Iris Ave., Boulder, www.boulderroadrunners.org.
Monday, Oct. 25
T
As bouldering’s popularity increases, so does its environmental impact by Pamela White
here was a time when people went bouldering only when they couldn’t get away to rock climb. Bouldering — climbing rock formations and boulders low to the ground — was viewed as a way to improve one’s technical skills and get a climbing fix between hitting more serious projects. Those days are long gone. “It’s its own thing at this point,” says Erin Wall of The Spot Bouldering Gym. “We have entire competitions set around just bouldering.”
Boulder Weekly
Perhaps appropriately, Boulder, named after the very rocks one seeks for this sport, is one of the state’s most popular places to go bouldering. People are drawn to the sport for different reasons, among them its tech-
Ladies Bike Mechanics 101. 5:30-6:30 a.m. Community Cycles, 2805 Wilderness Pl., Ste. 1000, Boulder, 720565-6019.
Tuesday, Oct. 26
Tuesday Hiking. 9 a.m. North Boulder Park, 7th and Bellwood streets, Boulder, 303-494-9735. 3 Mph:The Adventures of One Woman’s Walk Around the World. 7 p.m. Changes in Latitude Travel Store, 2525 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder, 303-786-8406. Youth “Earn-a-Bike” Program. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Community Cycles, 2805 Wilderness Pl., Boulder, 720-565-6019.
Wednesday, Oct. 27 Pearl Street Runners. Meet at 6:15 p.m. for 5k run. Conor O’Neill’s, 1922 13th St., Boulder. www.pearlstreetrunners.com. To list your event, send information to: editorial@boulderweekly.com. attn: “Elevation.”
October 21, 2010 39
nical challenges, but also its more social nature. “It’s shorter distances, but it’s more technical,” Wall says. “So you have shorter distance but you have harder problems within that distance. It’s kind of nice, too, because you can see the whole problem and you can kind of plan it out in your mind before going up.” And autumn, with cooler temps and students back in town, is prime bouldering time for locals. “Most of the bouldering, especially up on Flagstaff, is east-facing, so Susan France it’s very hot in the summer,” says Rick Hatfield, a ranger and naturalist with the city of Boulder’s Open Space and Mountain Parks (OSMP). “It drives a lot of people up into the alpine zone to go bouldering. It’s cooler there, and it’s more adventurous. Summer is really the only time you can access that area.” But when the leaves start to change, Boulder County residents grab their crash pads and return to their favorite local spots. Weather like we’ve had these past two months is ideal for autumn—let’s not say “fall”—bouldering. “We’ve had phenomenal weather,” Hatfield says. The most popular bouldering areas in OSMP are Flagstaff Mountain and Mount Sanitas. But with the increased popularity of bouldering comes environmental damage. “Up until the late ’90s, an area like the Terrain Boulders was on very few people’s radar as a bouldering destination,” says Hatfield, who was an avid climber in his 20s. “Now it’s well publicized, and people go there. In a relatively short amount of time, you can see profound impacts there.” Often, the impacts of bouldering are more pronounced than those associated with rock climbing. And the more remote the bouldering area, the more extensive the environmental damage tends to be.
“With climbing, you have two people go out, and you have four feet at the base of a rock climb,” he says. “Once they step off the ground, the damage to the vegetation by those four feet is over. But bouldering — you may have groups of four, five, six or sometimes even larger. That’s part of the draw of the sport. It is a very social activity, and that’s one of the things that makes it fun.” But having hundreds of people gathering in the course of a week around OSMP’s various bouldering sites leads to devastation of Flagstaff Mountain the vegetation around those features Boulder’s sites, contributing to other most popular problems, such as erosion. bouldering sites. Greater damage occurs if boulderers attempt to “groom” the terrain. “That’s where someone sees the potential for a great boulder problem, but the landing is just scary. So they’ll go in sometimes with rock bars and flatten the area,” Hatfield says. “They’ll move rocks and move vegetation just to make the landing safe. If you want that kind of safe environment, you really don’t need to do anything but go to the Spot Bouldering Gym. You can climb to your heart’s content. You can make the most difficult problem in the world and have a very safe landing. Don’t export that to places like the Flatirons where you have to compete with natural resources.” Wall says The Spot is there to provide complex bouldering in a safe environment. “We would never encourage grooming,” she says. The social nature of bouldering is probably the biggest draw for the gym’s clientele, she says. “It’s not only climbing, but it’s also a whole social gathering,” she says. “We have more social interaction on the floor than you see at any other gym.” But sometimes there’s no match for being in nature. For those times, Hatfield encourages boulderers and all OSMP users to follow the rules. Don’t
GEAR GUIDE This compass will tell you how to get there (and back)
P
By Emilie Le Beau
ark rangers call GPS rescue devices “Yuppy 911.” Alone in remote areas, some hikers panic and use rescue devices to notify law enforcement. There are times when the situation is not an actual emergency, just a drain on tax payers. Hikers are encouraged to learn how to use a basic compass and map, since GPS devices may not send proper signals in remote areas. GPS devices also might lead hikers to rely on law enforcement for non-emergency situations. The Suunto KB-14 compass is a pocket sized compass with 1/3 degree accuracy. It has a graduation interval of 0.5 degrees and optical adjustment. It is jeweled bearing and available for five geographic balancing zones. The compass has no protruding parts and is water resistant. A rubber cover can be purchased separately for $17.95 The KB-14 weighs four ounces and comes with a nylon pouch so it can attach to a belt loop. Two-year warranty. Pricing starts at $125. —MCT
remove vegetation, and don’t groom. “Leave the place intact, and follow the rules that we have in place for our visitors,” he says. For more information about bouldering areas and regulations, go to www.osmp.org. For information on The Spot Bouldering Gym, go to www.thespotgym.com. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
Boulder Pain Management Solutions Affordable & Compassionate Pain Control
777 29th Street, Suite 301 Boulder, Colorado
Call 303-440-0319 to schedule a pain medication consultation.
40 October 21, 2010
www.boulderpainsolutions.com Boulder Weekly
FALL SALES EVENT
Now through November 30th SAVE UP TO
300 OFF
$
Act now...US ENERGY TAX CREDIT Expires 12/31/10!
Valid on in-stock Hearthstone Heritage and Tribute models only.
HigHeSt quAlity full Service for All JApAneSe veHicleS IncludIng hybrIds! Nissan • Toyota • Honda • Subaru Acura • Lexus • Mazda • others
Why Fuji?
Free
78 point checkup
The most thorough in the Front Range (with coupon. Expires 11-4-10)
Not oNe complaiNt iN 7 years! Denver/Boulder Area ‘03 ‘04 ‘05 ‘06 ‘07 '08 '09 BBB Gold Star Winner
✓ ASE Certified Master Technicians ✓ Honda Master Technicians
BW BW
10% oFF parts or labor on any service
excludes major engine and transmission repair.
(with coupon. Expires 11-4-10) BW
oil change including Tire Pressure & Topping off of all Fluids
*Up to 5 qts oil with coupon only. not Valid with other offers.
SPecial $29.95 MoST VehicleS
(with coupon. Expires 11-4-10)
2525 ARAPAHOE • In The Village • Boulder • (303) 443-1822 m-f 7:30-8, sat 8-6, sun 9-6 • mcguckin.com
Boulder Weekly
1900 55th St. (1 block north of Arapahoe) Boulder 303.449.3388 www.FujiMotors.Procarcarezone.com Schedule Your Appointment Online!
BW
Boulder PowerSports
Free shuttle service
October 21, 2010 41
SP NE EC W IA LS :
42 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
cuisine boulderweekly.com/cuisine
Pumpkin craze returns to Boulder County
T
T
by Heather May Koski Susan France
he autumnal equinox and falling leaves seem to make America a little pumpkin crazy. Grocery stores are quick to feature piles of pumpkins outside their doors, while numerous local businesses don pumpkin décor in their windows at the changing of seasons. After wet weather and preliminary frost spoiled a vast quantity of the nation’s pumpkin crop last year, pumpkin enthusiasts are quickly searching for their seasonal pumpkin supply this year. Boulder resident and pumpkin aficionada Jessica Serowski says she already has at least four cans of pumpkin in her pantry. Serowski, whose birthday is at the end of October, says her family always carves pumpkins to celebrate. “I always have pumpkin pie instead of birthday cake because I love pumpkins so much,” she says. According to an article in The New York Times last November, soggy fields from heavy rain in Midwestern states, where the majority of commercial pumpkins are grown, prevented farmers from getting harvesting equipment to the pumpkins during the typical harvesting season in August. This news thrilled organic pumpkin growers on the West Coast, who typically only contribute to 4 percent of the overall canned pumpkin market, whereas 95 percent of the crop intended for harvesting and canning is grown in Illinois. Last year’s pumpkin crop in Oregon was so good that growers were able to fill a small gap left by the mainstream pumpkin shortage by shipping truckloads of canned pumpkin to various U.S. locations. They may have not shipped it far enough east, though, because Serowski says canned pumpkin was hard to come by last fall and throughout the spring
and summer months this year in Boulder County. “When frost came early last year, and there was a limited supply of pumpkin, I could only find it at the Wal-Mart in Broomfield,” Serowski says. “If any Boulder grocers carried canned pumpkin during the shortage, that’s news to me.” Local pumpkin patches are alive and well in Boulder County, as no serious weather conditions have occurred yet this fall. Serowski says it’s her favorite time of year because it’s great to shop locally. “It’s so much more fun to go through a pumpkin patch and choose your pumpkin than going to a grocery store,” she says. Cottonwood Farms in East Boulder offers walks through their corn field maze, farm animals, wagon rides and, of course, a pumpkin patch, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. until Oct. 31. Rocky Mountain Pumpkin Ranch in Longmont features pumpkin festivals every weekend in October that include educational farm tours, a hay maze and a traditional pumpkin patch.
o c i x e M treet. S t u n l a nd W
·· 0th a 3 t a d uth To e t o a S c s o l d Now a stebu Your T ·· Take
3161 Walnut Street, Boulder • 303.546.0630 www.alvarezmexican.com Boulder Weekly
Pumpkins are a warm-weather crop, planted five to 10 meters apart in soil that holds water well during early July. Lack of water and cold temperatures can devastate pumpkin patches, but even if many portions of a pumpkin’s vine are damaged, the plant can quickly produce secondary vines to compensate for any damaged ones. Honeybees play a significant role in pumpkin fertilization, as the gourd-like plant produces both a male and female flower. Botanically, pumpkins are a fruit because they are a seed-bearing structure growing from the flowering part of a plant, but culinarily, pumpkins are a vegetable. Nix v. Hedden, an 1893 Supreme Court case, addressed whether a tomato was classified as a fruit or vegetable and unanimously ruled that it is a vegetable. Based on this ruling, pumpkins are probably more often classified as vegetables because of how they’re used. An excellent source of fiber and vitamin C, pumpkins help regulate cholesterol levels, promote healthy digestion and boost your body’s immunity. Rich in potassium and magnesium, pumpkin flesh promotes strong bones and aids in numerous body functions. To Boulder resident Alden Heien’s delight, pumpkin seeds contain essential vitamins and minerals like vitamin E, iron and zinc. “I love toasted pumpkin seeds baked with salt and butter,” he says, adding that he equates pumpkins with pleasant childhood memories. “I remember waking up to the smell of pumpkin pie and eating more than my fair share during the holidays.” In addition to pumpkin patches and décor, many cafes and bakeries carry pumpkin-inspired menu see PUMPKIN Page 46
Join the Casa Club by texting “CASA” to 77950. Get $5 Off any total food and beverage purchase over $20 *Standard text and data rates apply.
Delivery to campus and surrounding areas. ··· Follow The Casa on Facebook.com/casacolorado and twitter.com/casacolorado ··· Check in on Foursquare to earn even more special discounts.
October 21, 2010 43
We Pride Ourselves On Quick Service!
Halloween Costume Contest 1st place prize - $300 Gift Certificate! 2nd place $200 Gift Certificate! 3rd place $100 Gift Certificate! Join us Saturday night October 30th
Early Happy Hour Everyday 5:00 - 6:30pm
• Expanded Japanese tapas menu • $2 off special sushi rolls • $2 Kirin drafts & $3 house sake, wine & well drinks
Late Night Happy Hour Every Friday & Saturday 10:00 - 11:00pm
• 1/2 off special sushi rolls • $2 Kirin drafts & $3 house sake, wine & well drinks
ALSO FEATURING JAPANESE CUISINE
Weekly SPECIAL $9.95 BENTO: 1. Lucky 7: Spicy Tuna Roll; Shrimp Sumai; Miso Soup and House Salad 2. Island Pucket: Gai Tom Kha Soup; Phad Thai and Spring Roll
Rainbow Roll
fresh JapaNese sushi aNd auTheNTiC Thai eNTrees (diner/ quick service)
New Thai Chef
From the Montien Hotel, and The Royal City Hotel in Bangkok, Thailand for 8 years
3033 28th Street (NW corner of 28th & Valmont)
1136 Pearl St., Boulder • 303-938-0330 boulderjapango.com
44 October 21, 2010
303.444.3133
www.EglooDelights.com
Boulder Weekly
cuisine review boulderweekly.com/restaurantreview
A kitchen that deserves the hype
II
by Clay Fong
[
The Kitchen 1039 Pearl St. Boulder 303-544-5973
]
Caley Kurchinski
t’s inevitable that any time a cheese, also possessed comforting familiarnational publication puts out a ity. These had a reasonably soft texture, but piece on the Boulder food scene, with a whisper of crisp that telegraphed its Pearl Street’s The Kitchen gets a farm-fresh origins. The beets’ subtle sweetshout-out. This eatery, along with ness was subtly offset by the goat milk’s three or four others, always gets the press, tanginess, resulting in a simple presentamaking out-of-towners wonder if there’s tion that exceeded the canned versions of anywhere else worth visiting. However, it’s our youth. also true that The Kitchen definitely earns The Kitchen offers up a different $10 its media stripes. quiche daily, and Kristin went for this speThe clean setting is set off by high ceilcial, which was freighted with bacon. The ings and an airy feel that evokes a sunny unbelievably light custard was unlike any European bistro. If you were a location I’ve ever experienced, and the eggy delicacy scout picking a Boulder filming venue for a was finely balanced by the bacon’s smokirom-com starring Julia Roberts (as ness. A side of simple green salad came opposed to Seth Rogen), this would be the impeccably dressed with the right measure spot. Indeed, most of the clientele resemble of vinegar, and late-season arugula contribextras from a film featuring Roberts, as uted a zingy contrast to the quiche’s richthey exude a stylish casualness. ness. Self-described as a “community bistro,” The egg, bacon and greens that The Kitchen prides itself on using sustainadorned my $12 duck salad were beyond able, local ingredients like Long Farm reproach. The duck had a pleasantly compork, Monroe Farm veggies and Fox Fire plex — albeit salty — taste profile, and the lamb. CU classmate Kristin and I were or dessert, Kristin and I had the $8 Eton Mess, which is one of egg was perfectly poached. However, as impressed by the diverse lunch menu, those peculiarly eccentric British desserts named for the colmuch as we enjoyed this light entrée, both which includes the slow-roast pork sandlege that’s churned out nearly 20 U.K. prime ministers. A variaKristin and I wondered if it could have wich that left a deeply favorable impression tion on the trifle, which typically contains fruit, cream and spirit- been improved by an additional element on my last visit. Salads range from simple soaked cake, The Kitchen’s Eton Mess is a light but decadent such as berries or citrus to temper the salt sides to entrees featuring main ingredients concoction of berries, Chantilly cream and meringues. While and mild acidity of the vinaigrette. I’d eat like crab, salmon and chicken. Small appeit’s unclear whether the original had berries or banana, it’s said it again, but I was also left wondering how tites will appreciate petite servings of fries the dessert was a popular item in the school’s tuck shop, or it could be elevated from the very good to and other starters, while the famished can canteen. It’s also the traditional sweet at the annual cricket the truly memorable. enjoy full-bore entrees like steak frites. match between Eton and Winchester College. Without question, The Kitchen excels at taking simple dishes such as beets and Kristin began with the $6 tomato soup, tomato soup and successfully highlighting a concoction that didn’t stray far from their freshness and essential flavors. The childhood bowls. The first taste was comart here is transforming the familiar into something forting and nostalgic, possessing creamy qualities. fresh produce provenance of this dish, and I came entirely new, and this wholly justifies The Kitchen’s Letting it momentarily linger, it became clear this away understanding that this is how real tomato soup status as a media darling. soup didn’t come out of a can with a couple of cheruis supposed to taste. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com bic kids on it. A subtle acidity emerged, indicating the A $6 starter of roasted beets, dusted with feta
Clay’s Obscurity Corner A fine mess
F
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 45
Buy one Bagel w/ Cream Cheese Get one FREE
TIDBITES Food happenings around town
Exp. 10/31/10
Food for thought Robyn O’Brien — mother, former food-industry analyst and author of The Unhealthy Truth — will give a presentation at the Dairy Center for the Arts on Nov. 3 about our food system, our children’s exposure to additives not found in kids’ foods in other countries, and what that is doing to the health of our families. O’Brien is the founder of the AllergyKids Foundation (www.allergykids.com), an organization designed to protect children with autism, allergies, ADHD and asthma. She has been called “food’s Erin Brockovich” by The New York Times, and in her first book, The Unhealthy Truth, she sheds light on the food industry and the impact that new ingredients and additives now found in everyday foods are having on the health of our families. The Dairy Center is located at 2590 Walnut St. in Boulder. For more information, call 303-4407826. Noodles raises funds During a week-long fundraiser, Noodles & Company’s Boulder and Longmont restaurants raised
$10,000 for the Four Mile, Gold Hill and Sunshine fire departments. The three Boulder-area fire departments were at the center of the recent Fourmile Canyon Fire, and one dollar from every entrée sold at the four restaurant locations was donated to support the repairs and replacement of equipment lost battling the blaze. The fundraiser was held Oct. 4 through 10. Meatloaf with a twist For decades, meatloaf has been a cornerstone of many family meals, but Baker St. Pub & Grill in Boulder is offering a twist on the traditional ground-chuck, ketchuptopped formula. Mum’s Meatloaf features seasoned ground beef that is grilled for added flavor, then topped with crispy onion rings, creamy mashed potatoes and finally, the piece de resistance, a liberal coating of the local pub and restaurant’s Guinness mushroom gravy. The platter is served with a side of seasoned green beans for added texture. Baker St. Pub & Grill is located at 1729 28th St. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
CUISINE 1 from Page 43
items this time of year. Nationally, Starbucks Coffee offers its signature Pumpkin Spice Latte, a luscious combination of espresso, blended with cinnamon, nutmeg and clove, as well as steamed milk and whipping cream. Similarly, Jamba Juice created a Pumpkin Smash smoothie: a creamy blend of pumpkin spice base, frozen yogurt, soy milk and ice. At a more local level, Moe’s Broadway Bagels offers pumpkin-flavored cream cheese to enjoy with your morning bagel and coffee from the end of September until Christmas. Store Manager Peter Sherman says their recipe is made with regular cream cheese, ground nutmeg, cinnamon and clove, pumpkin pie mix and sugar. “People love it and ask for it because it’s like eating a piece of pumpkin pie,” Sherman says. On a more extreme local note, the 12th Annual Naked Pumpkin Run occurs after 11 p.m. every Halloween, 46 October 21, 2010
when gutsy participants streak down Pearl Street in nothing more than running shoes and carved-out pumpkins on their heads. A Boulder novelty and Boulder Police Department nightmare, the Naked Pumpkin Run began in 1999 when two lone men set off for a nude run in the chilly Colorado air, and has since become a growing Halloween tradition. If pumpkin cuisine and naked pumpkin runs don’t interest you, pumpkin carving may be the next best option. There’s nothing like a handsome jack-o’-lantern to get you in the fall and Halloween mood. Serowski, who says she loves carving pumpkins, uses wood carving tools from McGuckin Hardware. “I carved a jack-o’-lantern with a lace design last year that I saw in a Martha Stewart magazine, and can’t wait to do something just as cool this year,” Serowski says. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com Boulder Weekly
Dessert Diva Apple Cinnamon Cake with Cinnamon Glaze by Danette Randall
A
ttention, all you apple fans. Your favorite new recipe is here. OK, maybe my favorite new recipe is here, but I assume it is soon to be yours. Continuing on with the fallthemed desserts, this week it is Apple Cinnamon Cake with Cinnamon Glaze. Apple recipes are the perfect autumn accompaniment, and combining them with cinnamon and toasted walnuts makes a hard-to-beat treat. I know you can already anticipate the warming scent that will be wafting from your kitchen as soon as the cake hits the oven. A little fact for you: I don’t like the word wafting, but I needed you to imagine the delightful smells floating through the air as you wait for your masterpiece to bake. All right, just helping you know me better. I’m sure that shed all kinds of new light on me. A few words I do like are moist and tender, which is how this apple cake turns out. It always makes me feel better that when fruit is the star attraction, somehow that second piece is OK. I mean, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? I wonder what a piece of apple cake a day keeps away. Probably me appearing anytime soon on Americas Next Top Model. Yeah, that’s the reason. Apple cake. I guess I could walk around the Boulder Farmers’ Market and get some exercise. They are still around for a couple more weeks, and they have some great apples for all your baking/eating/bobbing needs and wants. Can’t beat the Farmers’ Market in the fall — such a happy, cozy place to be. You can make your own home the happy cozy place of the season when you whip out this dessert for friends and family. I think you might even just become the “apple of their eye.” Another fact: I’m a cheeseball. Now, follow the directions, put some love into it and invite me over when it’s done. Boulder Weekly
Apple Cinnamon Cake with Cinnamon Glaze 3-4 medium sized apples (I use gala and granny smith) 2 tbsp. lemon juice 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/2 cup chopped toasted walnuts 1 1/2 cups flour 3/4 cup granulated sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1/4 tsp. salt 1 tsp. cinnamon 6 tbsp. melted unsalted butter 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease (I use parchment paper on bottom) an 8-inch-by-8-inch baking pan. Chop walnuts and toast for five to seven minutes, take out and set aside. Core and roughly chop the apples. Toss with lemon juice and set aside. In large bowl, sift together flour, sugar, baking powder, salt and cinnamon. Stir in melted butter, eggs and vanilla (batter will appear a little thick) until well combined. Fold in apples until covered with batter, stir in toasted walnuts. Pour into prepared pan. Sprinkle top with cinnamon. Bake for 40 to 45 minutes until top is golden brown and toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Let cool. Prepare glaze. Take cake out of pan if desired and place on serving platter. Drizzle with cinnamon glaze and let set. Cut and serve. Enjoy!
LUNCH BUFFET $7.95
M-F 11:00-2:30 • Sa-Su 11:30-2:30
Authentic Indian Cuisine
DINNER
M-Su 5:00-9:30 CU Students
Colony Square Shopping Center Louisville
303-665-4848
2.00 OFF BUY 1 DINNER ENTREE
$
LUNCH BUFFET GET 2ND AT 50% OFF
WWW.DELHIDARBAR.US
New In Boulder
$2 off Buffet, or 20% off Dinner with ID
(with coupon)
(expires 11-21-10)
Seb’s
(with coupon)
(expires 11-21-10)
Portable WoodFired Oven
Wood-Fired Cuisine Freshest, Organic, Most Affordable Lunch Deal on East Arapahoe Pizzas, pies, omelettes, salads, polenta, and more... Made from organic ingredients. We also cater for corporate or private parties.
5735 Arapahoe Avenue, Boulder We also custom build wood-fired ovens. 720-840-8056 Seb’s Portable Wood Fired Cuisine
(parking lot across from Flatiron golf course, follow the driveway on the left of U-Haul store)
Mon. - Fri - 11:00 am - 3:00 pm www.sebswoodfiredcuisine.com
$1.00 OFF
ON ANY PIZZA OF YOUR CHOICE Expires November 4, 2010
Fine East Indian Cuisine
India Unveiled The BEST East Indian Food this side of New Delhi Daily Lunch Buffet 11:30-2:30
Dinner 5:00-9:30
Daily Happy Hour 5:00-6:30
Cinnamon Glaze 1 cup powdered sugar 1 tsp. cinnamon 2 tbsp. milk Combine and stir until smooth. Pour milk in slowly, as you might need less or sometimes more depending if you want thick or thin glaze. (I prefer thin.) You can watch the Dessert Diva every Monday at 8:35 a.m. on Channel 2. To contact Danette at the station, visit 2thedeuce.com, and click on Daybreak on the Deuce. To chat and/or send comments and suggestions, write to jdromega@aol.com.
303.543.7339 Table Mesa Plaza (Broadway & Table Mesa) October 21, 2010 47
Andrea’s Homestead Cafe 216 East Main St., Lyons 303-823-5000
T
rendy is not how one would describe Andrea’s Homestead Café in downtown Lyons, with its ambience that crosses a hunting lodge with a European relative’s home. Indeed, this establishment has a definite Teutonic vibe, as evidenced by the ample selection of dinner menu schnitzels and old country bric-a-brac. The morning menu features standard bacon-and-egg breakfasts with such flourishes as Germanstyle potatoes and fine vegetarian green chile.
appetizers
synopses of recent restaurant reviews
To read reviews in their entirety, visit www.boulderweekly.com
Newport 6700 W. 120th Ave. Broomfield, 303-635-1688
F
ormerly known as Heaven Star, Broomfield’s Newport serves up some of the finest Chinese around at exceptional prices. Where else can you get a whole lobster cooked with ginger and scallions atop a platter of succulent yee mein noodles for $15.95? You can also request the classic ChineseAmerican tomato beef chow mein, as well as roast duck and several kinds of fried rice. They still serve dim sum, and their tea brunch is likely among the best in the entire state of Colorado.
Pizzeria Basta
Sachi Sushi
3601 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder 303-997-8775
7980 Niwot Rd., Niwot 303-652-0238
S
equestered in the Peloton residences, Pizzeria Basta features an unintimidating selection of starters focusing on cheese and charcuterie, as well as pasta, salads and pizza. The $10 lunch special is an excellent value, offering soup or salad with an entree choice of pizza, calzone or sandwich. A chef ’s special calzone stuffed with cheese, bright tomato sauce and salami is a winner, as are many of the desserts, which include house-made spearmint ice cream and a lavender-scented panna cotta.
Streat Chefs Various locations in and around Boulder 303-444-2433 www.streatchefs.com
S
treat Chefs, the brainchild of Top Chef victor Hosea Rosenberg, is an Airstream trailer that moves around town to provide a winning mix of ethnic street food and American comfort classics. Use the operation’s website to track down its whereabouts, and you’ll be rewarded with a more than credible Vietnamese banh mi sandwich or an outstanding grilled cheese. The menu is constantly changing, but reasonable prices and high-quality are certainly the norm.
Brasserie Ten Ten
D
1011 Walnut St., Boulder 303-998-1010
owntown’s Brasserie Ten Ten has a touch of the old school with its wood panels, a full bar and ambience that isn’t just typical modernist minimalism. Traditionalism’s also apparent on the menu: escargot, steak frites and seafood platters. Other items, like a hot dog dressed with mornay sauce and gruyere cheese, may not be strictly authentic, but are still consistent with the brasserie’s comfort-food tradition.
S
Zoe Ma Ma 2010 10th St., Boulder 303-545-MAMA
T
here’s not exactly a San Francisco-style Cantonese menu at Zoe Ma Ma, which features authentic Chinese cooking. Sure, they have pot stickers and steamed bao, the pork-filled dim sum white buns. But there are also northern Chinese noodle dishes and zong zi, a sticky rice-filled Chinese tamale wrapped in bamboo leaf and freighted with pork. One standout is the special Sichuan Braised Beef noodle, a mix of meltin-your-mouth meat and impeccably prepared pasta.
Restaurante 100% Mexicano 2850 Iris Ave., Boulder 303-440-4141
N
orth Boulder’s Restaurante 100% Mexicano is the latest local eatery to deliver an authentic “south of the border” street food experience. The menu includes staples like tacos with freshly made corn tortillas, quesadillas, tamales with various stuffings and torta sandwiches. There’s also a selection of platos, such as tequila-sautéed shrimp and a carne asada platter.
Rueben’s Burger Bistro 1800 Broadway, Boulder 303-443-5000
B 48 October 21, 2010
lending the disparate elements of cycling, Belgian gastronomy and
burgers, Rueben’s Burger Bistro is a recent addition to downtown Boulder. The menu highlights burgers, such as the bacon-bleu cheese Spoke, and all are available with a choice of proteins, including natural beef, buffalo, housemade veggie and poultry. Other delicious features include entrée salads, mac and cheese and mussels, along with a variety of Belgian draft beers.
Jet’s Espressoria
J
2116 Pearl St., Boulder 303-247-0124
et’s Espressoria is an inviting Pearl Street spot that serves up full-bodied, fair-trade organic coffee with subtly spicy tones. In addition to the java, the other star attraction is the baked goods crafted on site, including scones, muffins and other pastries, notably the exemplary chocolate chip cookies. These are enticingly plump treats, dripping with buttery flavor and tantalizingly melted chocolate chips, served warm straight off the cookie sheet.
achi Sushi is an honest-to-goodness sushi bar nestled within the Niwot Market. This isn’t a place for prepackaged, preservative-laden hand rolls prepared elsewhere. Here, raw fish is sliced on demand, and the hot items are cooked to order. The reasonably priced menu features sushi, traditional donburi rice bowls, curries and some fish and meat entrees. Menu highlights include the grilled mackerel dinner, an elegantly simple choice, and the chirashi, a filling assortment of sashimi topping a bowl of sushi rice.
Boulder Organic Pizzeria 1175 Walnut St., Boulder 303-999-3833
B
oulder Organic Pizzeria is devoted to featuring organic and local ingredients, simply presented. This space also offers gluten-free and vegan options at no additional cost. Menu items include salads and appetizers and, of course, pizza, available whole and by the slice. Top selections include a refreshing salad of baby arugula topped with real crab and drizzled with a unique dressing of olive oil and lemon. The pizzas here feature such top-shelf ingredients as a truly sensual mozzarella, locally sourced Hazel Dell mushrooms and silky prosciutto.
Agave Mexico Bistro and Tequila House
Basil Flats 1067 S. Hover Rd., Longmont 303-776-1777
L
ongmont’s fast-casual Basil Flats features a tasty and affordable Mediterraneaninspired menu. It includes flatbread pizza, sandwiches, tapas such as hummus, and beer and wine to drink. It’s one of these places where there are choices for both vegetarians and carnivores, and the tapas menu encourages sharing. Highlights include the arugala salad pizza, textbook perfect fries and grilled flatbread meatball grinders.
2845 28th St., Boulder 303-444-2922
B
oulder’s Agave Mexico Bistro and Tequila House takes Mexican fare to a more elevated plane by offering memorable ambience, a gourmet experience and prices to match. But the food does match up to the prices, and includes a first-rate chicken mole, as well as a sophisticated shrimp tamale that balances the taste of corn with delicate seafood. End with a coconut flan, and you’ve got an elevated “south of the border” experience. Boulder Weekly
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 49
50 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
screen boulderweekly.com/screen
Reasonably entertaining diversion by Michael Phillips
O
h my God, they’ve shot Dame Helen Mirren! Realizing the Oscar-winning actress is playing a part, and not herself, the thought nonetheless is inescapable when Mirren’s ex-CIA agent takes a bullet in RED. I mean: How dare they? “RED” stands for “Retired, Extremely Dangerous,” though “Reasonably Entertaining Diversion” works too. For an hour or so, this PG-13 adaptation of a far grislier graphic novel by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner strikes an engagingly sadistic tone. Bruce Willis brings his uber-relaxed authority to retired good-guy assassin Frank Moses, whose former employers are trying to kill him for reasons vaguely specified. He gathers the old gang together for one last showdown against those trying to off them. The string-puller is a sniveling industrialist (Richard Dreyfuss) using the CIA as “his own personal hit squad.” We have been here before. We were here most recently in this summer’s high-priced junker Knight and Day, in which secret agent Tom Cruise kidnapped Cameron Diaz and eliminated hundreds of disposable assailants on the government payroll. In RED, Frank kidnaps the pension employee played by Mary-Louise Parker, whose character is gagged, tied to a bedpost (in a strategically low-cut outfit) and dragged around like groceries. But she’s a fine sport and grows to love
S
Light tone, dark topic
ome films are at once disappointing and successful, worth seeing despite the limitations of their source material. How so? Let It’s Kind of a Funny Story explain it all for you. This is the third feature from the writing-directing team of Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden. Their first film, Half Nelson, gave Ryan Gosling his most interesting role to date as a heroin-addicted high school teacher. Their second, an even richer character study called Sugar, followed a Dominican baseball player as he travels to America to make his bid for the majors, encountering Arizona diner menus and Iowa cornfields and (ensuring an excellent film’s box office failure) a career path quite unlike his initial great expectations. With It’s Kind of a Funny Story, Fleck and Boden’s first film based on a novel, it’s a different story, capped — rightly or wrongly — by an extremely happy ending the filmmakers do their best to earn. They’ve adapted Ned Vizzini’s young-adult bestseller about a teenage boy’s five days spent in a Brooklyn psychiatric hospital. The point of view belongs to Craig (Keir Gilchrist), a 16-year-old under persistent pressure from his parents ( Jim Gaffigan and Lauren Graham) to produce a crackerjack entrance essay for a Boulder Weekly
the adventure. The actress’s uniquely twisted comic timing helps this movie’s sense of humor overcome its lust for gunfire. Mirren adds the class as Victoria, former paramour of the Russian ally played by Brian Cox, whose performance proves there’s no ham like well-cured Scottish ham. Morgan Freeman twinkles as an old fox dealing with cancer and the confines of a retirement home — depressing stuff after the life that he led. John Malkovich wackos around, wittily, as a CIA colleague who went through one too many LSD experiments. At one point Malkovich bats, baseball style, an airborne missile back at his attacker, who is summarily disintegrated. If the movie proves successful at the
box office, this sight gag will be the reason why. Screenwriters Jon Hoeber and Erich Hoeber expand freely on the bare bones of the Ellis graphic novel, inventing a new back story (something to do with Guatemalan war crimes) and lightening up the protagonist. In the original, Frank is a hollow shell who, it’s implied, assassinated John F. Kennedy. Little of that sort of thing has survived the page-to-screen translation. Frank isn’t a dimensional character any more than the characters in Angelina Jolie’s Wanted were characters. Graphic novels offer their cinematic adapters a pre-storyboarded look, along with plenty of ideas of how bullets entering skulls can make a pretty red splat on the nearest wall, plus a hint of a story to satisfy our oldfashioned need for narrative. But there are limitations — serious ones. Movie adaptations of graphic novels as disparate as Road to Perdition and Sin City can seem awfully thin. Around the midpoint, RED starts repeating itself and spinning its wheels and looking for an ending, well before the ending arrives. The actors have considerable fun with it, though I can’t be the only one who would prefer not to see another movie containing the line “Wow. You really are CIA!” until the summer of 2011. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
by Michael Phillips
schmantzy summer school program. Depressed and off his Zoloft, Craig considers suicide but calls a hot line instead. Checking himself into the facility (Viola Davis plays his supervising doctor), he finds an adoptiveuncle figure in Bobby (Zach Galifianakis), who has been there awhile. Craig also finds romance thanks to fellow patient Noelle (Emma Roberts), survivor of a cutting incident, and a better match for Craig’s personality than the boy’s long-pined-for high school
classmate, Nia (Zoe Kravitz). Fleck and Boden acknowledge The Breakfast Club as an influence here, and you can see what they’re going for with their blend of pathos and humor. In key ways, though, their sensibility isn’t anything like John Hughes’. For one thing, their commercial instincts are far less ruthlessly driven by “types” of kids and adults. And that’s good. Fleck and Boden have a knack for lending a documentary, daily-life quality to their exchanges. As a result, an actor as potentially shticky as Galifianakis comes off movingly in a role you don’t necessarily buy. Gilchrist keeps things very low-key, even monotonously so, but he’s honest. He’s a prime reactor, and doesn’t force a single beat. The result is both a success and a disappointment. It’s Kind of a Funny Story, divided into neat little daylong chapters in Craig’s stay, lacks the staying power and bittersweet layering of Half Nelson and Sugar. Yet it holds together. And when the dialogue includes phrases as apt and sharp as “flirt-punched” you think, well, that’s effective by almost any standard. —MCT, Tribune Media Service Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
October 21, 2010 51
Happily Selling Hondas in Boulder County Since 1976!
Check it out at: boulderganic.com
I am committed to making your car buying experience easy and fun! Elizabeth Frame Awarded Best Senior Sales Consultant of Boulder by Daily Camera Everybody knows somebody Civic Hybrid who loves a Honda. 45 MPG Hwy 40 MPG CITy 2010 Insight 43 MPG Hwy 40 MPG CITy
Give me a call today!
303-772-2900
Frontier Honda
Does God Have Anything New To Say?
Yes. I am only love and cannot hate. My Word (the Bible) has incredible depth of meaning - don’t limit your understanding by literalism. I love all people of all faiths and provide an eternal place for them all - if they want it. I have a lot more to say. • Join us any Sunday at 10:30 a.m. • Excellent programs for children and teens. The New Church of Boulder Valley
1370 Forest Park Circle, Lafayette (95th & Arapahoe) 303-443-9220 • www.bouldernewchurch.org
OUTRAGEOUS COSTUMES BEST OF BOULDER OPEN LATE Open 10 to 10 most days! 959 Walnut · Boulder 303-443-2850
David Roth, Pastor
Elements has the
best membership in town!
No fees, no contracts, simple! All about
you!
303.440.3998 2321 30th St. (east of Whole Foods on Pearl) touchofelements.com/boulder New Clients get $15 Off Any Massage! 52 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
reel to reel
For a list of local movie times visit boulderweekly.com
Alpha and Omega
ic, and is admitted by a psychiatrist. But the youth ward is temporarily closed — so he finds himself stuck in the adult ward. One of the patients, Bobby, soon becomes both Craig’s mentor and protégé. Craig is also quickly drawn to another 16-year-old displaced to the adult ward, the sensitive Noelle, who just might make him forget his longtime unrequited crush, Nia. At Flatiron, Mayan and Century. — Landmark Theatres
Two mismatched young wolves must work together to make the long journey home to prevent war in their wolf packs. With the voices of Justin Long, Hayden Panettiere, Christina Ricci, Danny Glover, Dennis Hopper and Larry Miller. Rated PG. At Colony Square. — MCT/Los Angeles Times American Grindhouse
Jackass 3D
Oscar-nominated actor Robert Forster (Jackie Brown) narrates this explosive toast to the American exploitation film, an admittedly lowbrow art form with undeniably high entertainment value — and a staple of so-called grindhouse cinema. Highlights include clips from long-forgotten gems, plus interviews with grindhouse aficionados Joe Dante, Jack Hill, John Landis, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Fred Williamson and more. At Starz. — Denver Film Society
Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O and the gang return for more gross-out, wince-inducing stunts, only this time the boogers and vomit are in your face. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Jack Goes Boating
A story with heart
Anton Chekhov’s The Duel The New York Times Critics’ Pick Anton Chekhov’s The Duel breathes new life into a classic Chekhovian tale. Working with the master cinematographer Paul Sarossy (The Sweet Hereafter), director Dover Kosashvili (Late Marriage) has made a gorgeously cinematic and accessible movie that is sensuous, passionate, dramatic and peppered with delightful moments of levity inherent to the great novella. Set in a seaside resort in the Caucasus, the story centers on n’er-do-well Laevsky (Andrew Scott) and his illicit relationship with his mistress Nadya (Fiona Glascott). Laevsky has convinced Nadya to leave her husband for him, but now wants to abandon her. A brilliant ensemble cast of British and Irish actors strikes just the right balance. “The performances are excellent all around, with Andrew Scott mesmerizing and the gorgeous Fiona Glascott making vividly clear why her character drives all men to distraction.” (Hollywood Reporter) “Adultery, betrayal, blackmail, drunken antics ... the most successful literary adaptation I’ve seen since ... Lady Chatterley.” (The Village Voice). At Starz. — Denver Film Society Budrus Budrus is an award-winning feature documentary film about a Palestinian community organizer, Ayed Morrar, who unites local Fatah and Hamas members along with Israeli supporters in an unarmed movement to save his village of Budrus from destruction by Israel’s Separation Barrier. Success eludes them until his 15-year-old daughter, Iltezam, launches a women’s contingent that quickly moves to the front lines. Struggling side by side, father and daughter unleash an inspiring, yet little-known, movement in the Occupied Palestinian Territories that is still gaining ground today. At Starz. — Denver Film Society Buried Paul Conroy isn’t ready to die. But when he wakes up six feet underground with no idea of who put him there or why, life for the truck driver and family man instantly becomes a hellish struggle for survival. Buried with only a cell phone and a lighter, his contact with the outside world and ability to piece together clues that could help him discover his location are maddeningly limited. Poor reception, a rapidly draining battery, and dwindling oxygen become his worst enemies in a race against time Fighting panic, despair and delirium, Paul has only 90 minutes to be rescued before his worst nightmare comes true. At Mayan. — Landmark Theatres Conviction Conviction is the inspirational true story of a sister’s Boulder Weekly
What’s better than a sports movie or an animal movie? A sports movie about animals! If you love either, check out Secretariat. unwavering devotion to her brother. When Betty Anne Waters’ (two-time Academy Award winner Hilary Swank) older brother Kenny is arrested for murder and sentenced to life in 1983, Betty Anne, a Massachusetts wife and mother of two, dedicates her life to overturning the murder conviction. Convinced that her brother is innocent, Betty Anne puts herself through high school, college and, finally, law school in an 18 year quest to free Kenny. With the help of best friend Abra Rice (Academy Award nominee Minnie Driver), Betty Anne pours through suspicious evidence mounted by small town cop Nancy Taylor (Academy Award nominee Melissa Leo), meticulously retracing the steps that led to Kenny’s arrest. Belief in her brother—and her quest for the truth—pushes Betty Anne and her team to uncover the facts and utilize DNA evidence with the hope of exonerating Kenny. At Mayan and Esquire. — Landmark Thetres Easy A The story of a girl who gains a reputation as her high school’s No. 1 skank after her white lie about a boring weekend, Easy A is neither as smart nor as funny as it wants to be. Emma Stone’s character embraces her shame, and the pretend shenanigans ensue. The movie is up-to-the-minute with text gossip and webcam narration, but a bit over the top. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Sheri Linden Enter the Void Oscar, a small-time drug dealer, and his sister Linda, a nightclub stripper, are recent arrivals in Tokyo. One night, Oscar is caught up in a police bust and shot. As he lies dying, his spirit, faithful to the promise he made his sister — that he would never abandon her — refuses to abandon the world of the living. He wanders through the city, his visions growing evermore distorted and nightmarish. Writer/director Gaspar Noé shoots the film from Oscar’s point of view, so when Oscar takes a psychedelic drug, we see the hallucinations he is having. Cinematographer Benoît Debie allows the viewer to experience Tokyo’s underworld in a most unique way, sometimes floating above the city and watching the story unfurl below. In one extended sequence Oscar takes a trip through the Love Hotel, a dreamlike sexual labyrinth with characters acting out their favorite fantasies. Though destined to draw divided opinions, Enter the Void is a bold and incomparable cinematic experience. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres
The Freebie Darren and Annie have an enviable relationship built on love, trust and communication — they still enjoy each other’s company and laugh at each other’s jokes. But they can’t remember the last time they had sex. When a dinner party conversation leads to an honest discussion about the state of their love life, and when a sexy bikini photo shoot leads to crossword puzzles instead of sex, they begin to flirt with a way to spice things up. The deal: one night of freedom, no strings attached, no questions asked. Could a “freebie” be the cure for their ailing sex life? At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres The Girl Who Played With Fire Lisbeth Salander is a wanted woman. A researcher and a Millennium journalist about to expose the truth about the sex trade in Sweden are brutally murdered, and Salander’s prints are on the weapon. Her history of unpredictable and vengeful behavior makes her an official danger to society — but no one can find her anywhere. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Hereafter Clint Eastwood’s late life/late career fascination with mortality, death and grieving devolves into a cheap parlor trick in Hereafter. This wholly unsatisfying variation on “what lies beyond” shows him to be illsuited to the subject and to the sort of tale that involves setting three disparate characters on a path toward one another for a finale that isn’t so much a payoff as a “Yeah, and?” Rated PG-13. At Flaitron, Century and Colony Square. — Roger Moore Inception Blithely summarized, Inception’s plot would seem confusing and impenetrable. Confusing? No doubt, and that’s what makes the film so enjoyable, as we try to tease and puzzle out what is really going on. Impenetrable? Hardly. Simply put, mainstream moviemaking just doesn’t get any better than Inception. Rated PG-13. At Flatirons, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Randy Myers It’s Kind of a Funny Story Bright 16-year-old Craig Gilner is stressed out from the demands of being a teenager. Before his parents and younger sister are even awake, Craig checks himself into Argenon Hospital, a mental health clin-
Jack is a limo driver with vague dreams of landing a job with the MTA and an obsession with reggae. He spends most of his time hanging out with his best friend and fellow driver Clyde and Clyde’s wife, Lucy. The couple set Jack up with Connie, Lucy’s co-worker at a Brooklyn funeral home. Being with Connie inspires Jack to learn to cook, pursue a new career and take swimming lessons from Clyde so he can give Connie the romantic boat ride she dreams of. But as Jack and Connie cautiously circle commitment, Clyde and Lucy’s marriage begins to disintegrate. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres Jacob’s Ladder In this supernatural thriller, Vietnam veteran Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) returns home to New York City, only to be haunted by his son’s death, plagued by flashbacks from the war and tortured by psychological demons. Despite support from his ex-wife (Patricia Kalember), his girlfriend (Elizabeth Peña) and an insightful chiropractor (Danny Aiello), the line between reality and delusion becomes increasingly blurred. At Starz. — Denver Film Society Kings of Pastry Imagine a scene never before witnessed: Sixteen French pastry chefs gathered in Lyon for three intense days of mixing, piping and sculpting everything from delicate chocolates to six-foot sugar sculptures in hopes of being declared by President Nicolas Sarkozy one of the best. This is the prestigious Meilleurs Ouvriers de France competition (Best Craftsmen in France). The blue, white and red striped collar worn on the jackets of the winners is more than the ultimate recognition for every pastry chef — it is a dream and an obsession. At Starz. — Denver Film Society Last Train Home Every spring, China’s cities are plunged into chaos as 130 million migrant workers journey to their home villages for the New Year’s holiday. This mass exodus is the world’s largest human migration — an epic spectacle that reveals a country tragically caught between its rural past and industrial future. Working over several years in classic verité style, Chinese-Canadian filmmaker Lixin Fan (with the producers of the award-winning hit documentary Up the Yangtze) travels with one couple who have embarked on this annual trek for almost two decades. At Starz. — Landmark Theatres Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole October 21, 2010 53
local theaters AMC Flatiron Crossing, 61 W. Flatiron Cir., Broomfield, 303-7904262 Easy A Thu: 2:40, 5, 7:25 Fri-Wed: 11:50, 2:10, 4:35, 7:10, 9:30 Inception Thu: 12:30, 3:50, 7:30 Fri-Wed: 12:40, 4, 7:20, 10:35 It’s Kind of a Funny Story Thu: 12:55, 4:30, 7:10, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:35, 10 Legend of the Guardians:The Owls of Ga’Hoole Thu: 9:50, 12:05, 2:35, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30 FriWed: 11:30,2, 4:25, 7, 9:20 Life As We Know It Thu:11, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 Fri-Wed: 11:452:30, 5, 7:45, 10:25 Paranormal Activity 2 Fri-Wed: 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:15 Red Thu: 1:30, 4:40, 7:35, 10:15 Fri-Wed: 12:45, 3:55, 7:25, 10:10 Secretariat Thu: 1:10, 3:55, 7:20, 10 Fri-Wed: 10:20, 1:10, 4:20, 7:15 The Social Network Thu: 1:20, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Fri-Wed: 11:35, 2:20, 5:10, 7:55 The Town Thu: 1, 4, 7:05 FriWed: 12:50, 3:45, 6:55, 9:45 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Thu: 1:15, 4:50, 7:45 FriWed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:50, 10:50 You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger Fri-Wed: 1:50, 4:15, 6:50, 9:15 Century Boulder, 1700 29th St.,
Boulder, 303-442-1815 Hereafter Fri-Wed: 12:20, 3:30, 7:10, 10:35 It’s Kind of a Funny Story ThuWed: 12:05, 5:10, 10:20 Jackass 3D Thu-Wed: 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:15 Life As We Know It Thu: 11:30, 2:10, 4:15, 7, 11 Fri-Wed: 12:50, 4:10, 7, 9:45 Legend of the Guardians:The Owls of Ga’Hoole Thu: 12:45, 3:30, 6:20, 8:45 Fri-Wed: 11:55, 2:30, 5 Nowhere Boy Thu: 11:45, 2:25, 4:55, 7:25 Fri-Wed: 2:40, 7:40 Paranormal Activity 2 Fri-Wed: 1:45, 3, 4:15, 5:30, 6:45, 8, 915, 10:30 Red Thu-Wed: 12:40, 2:35, 4:20, 5:35, 7:15, 8:45, 10:10 Secretariat Thu-Wed: 12:55, 3:45, 6:35, 9:25 The Social Network Thu: 1:35, 4:45, 7:50, 10:40 Fri-Wed: 12, 3:10, 6:15, 9:10 Stone Fri-Wed: 2, 4:40, 7:25, 10:05 The Town Thu: 1, 4:05, 6:55 FriWed: 7:35, 10:25 Waiting for Superman ThuWed: 2:20, 5:05, 7:55, 10:45 You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger Fri-Wed: 2:05, 4:30, 6:55, 9:30 Colony Square, 1164 Dillon Rd., Louisville, 303-604-2641
Alpha and Omega Thu-Wed: 1, 3:40 Easy A Thu-Wed: 1:50, 4:30, 7, 9:40 Hereafter Fri-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 7:05, 10 Inception Thu-Wed: 1:05, 7:10 Jackass 3D Thu-Wed: 2:10, 4:50, 7:40, 10:15 Legend of the Guardians:The Owls of Ga’Hoole Thu-Wed: 3:50, 6:55, 9:30 Life As We Know It Thu-Wed: 1:40, 4:35, 7:20, 10 Paranormal Activity 2 Fri-Wed: 2, 5, 8, Red Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:25, 7:20, 9:55 Secretariat Thu-Wed: 12:50, 4, 6:50, 9:50 The Social Network Thu-Wed: 1:20, 4:40, 7:35, 10:30 The Town Thu-Wed: 4:20, 10:25 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Thu-Wed: 1:15, 4:15, 7:25, 10:20 You Again Thu: 6:40, 9:30 Landmark Chez Artiste, 2800 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, 303-3521992 Enter the Void Fri-Wed: 4:30, 8 The Freebie Thu-Wed: 4:15, 7, 9:20 The Girl Who Played With Fire Fri-Wed: 4:15, 9:30
Jack Goes Boating Thu: 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Fri-Wed: 1:30, 7:15 Mao’s Last Dancer Thu: 4, 6:45, 9:30 Fri-Wed: 4, 7, 9:40 Landmark Esquire, 590 Downing St., Denver, 303-352-1992 Conviction Thu: 7:30 p.m. Never Let Me Go Thu-Wed: 4:15, 7, 9:30 You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger Thu-Wed: 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Landmark Mayan, 110 Broadway, Denver, 303-352-1992 Buried Thu: 4, 9:45 Conviction Fri-Wed: 4, 7, 9:30 Invasion of the Body Snatchers Thu: 7, 9:30 It’s Kind of a Funny Story ThuWed: 4:30, 7:30 Nowhere Boy Thu-Wed: 4:15, 7:10, 9:30 Starz Film Center, 900 Auraria Pkwy., Denver, 303-820-3456 American Grindhouse Thu: 5:15, 7:40 Anton Chekov’s The Duel Thu: 5, 7:30 Budrus Fri-Wed: 5:15, 7:15, 9:30 Freakonomics Thu-Wed: 5:10, 7:25 Jacob’s Ladder Fri-Sat: 10 p.m. Kings of Pastry Thu: 4:50, 7:20
Last Train Home Thu-Wed: 4:45, 7:10 UA Twin Peaks, 1250 S. Hover Rd., Longmont, 303-651-2434 Easy A Thu: 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Hereafter Fri-Wed: 1, 4, 7:05, 9:55 Jackass 3D Thu: 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:10 Legend of the Guardians:The Owls of Ga’Hoole Thu-Wed: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:45 Life As We Know It Thu-Wed: 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 10:05 My Soul To Take Thu-Wed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:15 Paranormal Activity 2 ThuWed: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Red Thu-Wed: 1:30, 4:30 7:30, 10:05 Secretariat Thu-Wed: 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:50 The Social Network Thu-Wed: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10 The Town Thu-Wed: 1, 4, 7:05 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Thu-Wed: 12:45, 3:45, 7, 9:55 As times are always subject to change, we request that you verify all movie listings beforehand. Daily updated information can be viewed on our website, www.boulderweekly.com.
Come Check Out Boulder’s Only
FIVE STAR WELLNESS CENTER! HHHHH
—Weedmaps 2010
NOW SHOWING
NOW LGS (Lime Green Skunk) OPEN SUNDAYS Crunchberry 11am - 3pm L A Kush L A Confidential Hindu Kush COMING IN OCTOBER DJ Short-Flo Death Star Banana Kush OG Skywalker Headband Bubblegum Sour F#*K Opti-Natural • Tree of Life 1 W. First Street 303.258.8733 www.OpTiNaTuraL.cOm 54 October 21, 2010
Boulder Weekly
A young owl must gather a mythic band of winged warriors to fight an evil army and save the owl kingdom. With voices of Helen Mirren, Sam Neill, Geoffrey Rush, Jim Sturgess and Hugo Weaving. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT Life As We Know It Katherine Heigl continues her streak of movies we really don’t want to sit through, co-starring with Josh Duhamel as a romantically incompatible couple who must to learn to tolerate each other after fate forces them to raise their goddaughter together. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez Mao’s Last Dancer From Academy Award-nominated director Bruce Beresford comes the inspiring true story of ballet dancer Li Cunxin and his extraordinary journey from a poverty-stricken boy in China to international stardom as a world-class dancer. Based on Li’s bestselling autobiography, Mao’s Last Dancer weaves a moving tale about the quest for freedom and the courage it takes to live your own life. At Chez Artiste. — Landmark Theatres My Soul To Take Wes Craven (Scream, A Nightmare on Elm Street) returns to the horror genre for the first time in five years and even gives the 3-D craze a whirl, writing and directing this thriller about a teenager (Max Thieriot) who is one of seven young people targeted by the serial killer stalking their small town. The bad news? The movie is not being screened in advance for critics, so start tempering those hopes now. Rated R. At Twin Peaks. — Rene Rodriguez
Never Let Me Go In his highly acclaimed novel Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro created a remarkable story of love, loss and hidden truths. Kathy, Tommy and Ruth spend their childhood at Hailsham, a seemingly idyllic English boarding school. When they leave the shelter of the school and the terrible truth of their fate is revealed to them, they must also confront the deep feelings of love, jealousy and betrayal that threaten to pull them apart. At Esquire. — Landmark Theatres Nowhere Boy Imagine John Lennon’s childhood: Liverpool 1955. A smart and troubled 15-year-old is hungry for experience. In a family full of secrets, two incredible women clash over John: Mimi, the buttoned-up aunt who raised him, and Julia, the prodigal mother. Yearning for a normal family, John escapes into the new and exciting world of rock ’n’ roll, where his fledgling genius finds a kindred spirit in the teenage Paul McCartney. Just as John begins his new life, tragedy strikes. But a resilient young man finds his voice — and an icon explodes into the world. At Mayan and Century. — Landmark Theatres Paranormal Activity 2 An enigmatic story of a baby, a crib and a shadowy figure glimpsed in a doorway caught on a security camera. Rated R. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT Red See full review on Page 51. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. Secretariat The luminous Diane Lane stars in this fact-based
story of Penny Chenery, a housewife and mother who in 1973 took over her father’s horse stables and, with the help of a trainer (John Malkovich), produced the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years. Rated PG. — Rene Rodriguez The Social Network An enthralling, near-perfect comedy of manners from director David Fincher and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin about the exhilarating creation and contested consolidation of Facebook. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Carrie Rickey Stone Norton vs. De Niro in a cage-match smashdown. Sounds like acting heaven. And it might have been, had Stone known what it wanted to be. This claustrophobic drama from director John Curran and writer Angus MacLachlan centers on a series of interviews between prison parole officer Jack (Robert De Niro), facing retirement and ambivalent about his job, and inmate Stone (Edward Norton), convicted in an arson/murder case in which he was mostly along for the ride. Rated R. At Century. — Robert W. Butler The Town The Town is violent but soft-hearted and clearly digs the grungy allure of its Boston criminal world, where the bank robbers disguise themselves as ghoulish nuns. This is a one-last-job movie. Doug angles to make one last score with the gang and go clean. Hot-headed Jem wants the heists to continue. Everything gets complicated when a hostage doesn’t recognize her captors and becomes involved with Doug. All in all, an enjoyable film, if a tad too long. Rated R. At Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Michael Phillips
Waiting for Superman Oscar-winning filmmaker Davis Guggenheim’s devastating diagnosis of what’s wrong with American public schools and what it would take to heal them. Rated PG. At Century. — Carrie Rickey Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Gordon Gekko is released from prison into a brave new financial world. Rated PG-13. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT You Again High-school rivalries rear their ugly heads for a PR exec and her mother during her brother’s wedding. Rated PG. At Flatiron, Century, Colony Square and Twin Peaks. — Los Angeles Times/MCT You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger
Woody Allen’s You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger follows a pair of married couples, Alfie and Helena, and their daughter Sally and husband Roy, as their passions, ambitions and anxieties lead them into trouble and out of their minds. After Alfie leaves Helena to pursue his lost youth and a free-spirited call girl named Charmaine, Helena abandons rationality and surrenders her life to the loopy advice of a charlatan fortune teller. Unhappy in her marriage, Sally develops a crush on her handsome art gallery owner boss, Greg, while Roy, a novelist nervously awaiting the response to his latest manuscript, becomes moonstruck over Dia, a mystery woman who catches his gaze through a nearby window. Despite these characters’ attempts to dodge their problems with pipe dreams and impracticable plans, their efforts lead only to heartache, irrationality and perilous hot water. At Esquire, Century and Flatiron. — Landmark Theatres
INVEST IN EDUCATION - INVEST IN OUR ECONOMY
VOTE YES ON 3A
Great Schools Help Boulder Valley:
Endorsed by:
• Attract new businesses
Boulder Valley School Board Community Foundation – Boulder County Boulder Chamber of Commerce Impact on Education New Era Colorado PLAN Boulder County Boulder County Democratic Party Broomfield Democratic Party Boulder County Democratic Women Boulder Weekly Daily Camera …and hundreds of citizens and local leaders
• Prepare workers for high-skill, high wage jobs • Spur home sales • Maintain property values • Sustain our reputation for a high quality of life
votechildrenfirst.org To get involved, please email Isupport3A@votechildrenfirst.org • Paid for by BVSD United
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 55
Service Directory The services you need in Boulder County to advertise please call 303.494.5511 x117 LEGAL SERVICES
S E X A N D R E L AT I O N S H I P S WE HELP WITH • Sexual Addictions • Pornography Issues • Questioning Sexuality • Sexual Dysfunctions • Affairs/Betrayal • Sexual Abuse • Compulsive Masturbation
Over 45 years of combined experience treating addictions Free initial consultation
Helping People File for Bankruptcy Under the Bankruptcy Code
Michael Barta, Ph.D. CSAT • Wendy Conquest M.A. LPC
A Debt Relief Agency
THERAPY
Are Bill Collectors
Threatening You? The law office of
Barry Satlow offers Immediate Relief while
Protecting Your Interests.
303.442.3535
www.barrysatlow.com
PERSONAL SERVICES
BOULDER SENSATIONS Sensual Body Rubs by Boulder’s Sexiest Young Co-Eds 720-296-2799
303-819-4073
We are centrally and discreetly located in Boulder
C O S E X U A L R E C O V E RY. C O M
Monday-Sunday 10am-8pm
MEDICAL SERVICES
Check out our website for more information
bouldersensations.com THERAPY
SEX LIFE IN CHAOS? I can Provide Therapy and a road Map to recovery to overcome: • Obsessive Fantasizing • Internet Pornography • Extramarital Affairs • Sex With Strangers • Compulsive Masturbation • Strip Bars, Escort Services • Emotional, Physical and Financial Consequences
TATTOO REMOVAL
Spring Break 1997 Double Dare?
Regretting that tattoo you got? We are the BEST because tattoos are all we do.
Gift Certificates Available
Call or stop by for your FREE consultation! Best results and best price GUARANTEED! Best of Westword Tattoo Removal 2007 12026 Melody Drive, Westminster •
56 October 21, 2010
ASTROLOGER
REAL ESTATE
experience AFFORDABLE
BOULDER LUXURY •Studio to 4 BR remodeled floor plans. •Granite and Marble interiors with Oak Floors. •Convenient locations, lots of parking. •Pet friendly. Flexible leases. Great rates.
303-494-6908 www.RaheRentals.com BANKRUPTCY ATTORNEY
Call Pam Kohll MS LPC CSAT, Certified specifically in sex and love addiction therapy since 2005 303.817.7424
HOT STONE MASSAGE
BCostar.com pam@ BCostar.com Place your FREE classified ad online.
go to www.boulderweekly.com 303.494.5511 x115
The Boulder Center For Vibrant Health Home of the $100 Hot Stone Massage Combo Also available for just massage or just colonic appointments
303-280-5795 • www.ink-b-gone.com
Boulder Weekly
maximum
wellness www.boulderweekly.com
Reach over 98,000 Boulder Weekly readers by advertising in Maximum Wellness! Email: classifieds@boulderweekly.com
303-494-5511 ext. 115 SIMPLY THE BEST!
Mindful Referrals Psychotherapy Referral Services
Helping to reduce the time, energy, stress and expense associated with looking for the right therapist In need of counseling but don’t know where to start? Want to avoid therapy hopping?
Mindful Referrals offers:
· A one-time session to assess your needs · Referrals to the most appropriate Boulder therapists
Jamie Gardner, LCSW
TRIBES • DW • YAMAHA PEARL • TAMA • PACIFIC Ludwig • Gretsch • Rodgers Sonor • Mapex • Zildjian
The Best Selection of Djembes & Ethnic Percussion in the Rockies!
Hand drums, drum sets and lessons for kids of all ages.
2065 30th St. Boulder In Aspen Plaza West side of 30th Street Between Pearl & Walnut
303.402.0122
M-F 10am-6pm Sat. 10am-5pm Sun. 11am-4pm
303.819.2082
www.mindfulreferrals.com
BRENDA & FRIENDS CMT OF THE MONTH
FEEL... "your best" TODAY! SEVERAL LADIES AVAILABLE
now open Sundays 12pm-5pm
Indulge & Unwind NY Style! AN OASIS
FROM
DAY
TO
DAY LIFE
California Blonde Now Accepting Preferred Clientele IN/OUT Photos upon request
720-422-6633 Advertise in
Maximum Wellness... It works! Call for special rates!
303-494-5511 x 115
303-922-0709
76 s. knox Crt. unit B, denver (Hwy 36 E to I-25 S, W on Alameda, N on Knox)
Mon -Thurs 10am-9pm • Fri & Sat 12pm-9pm • Sunday 12pm-5pm
Place
your
FREE
classified ad online.
go to www.boulderweekly.com
303.494.5511 x115
THERAPY FOR THE BRAVE “Specializing in severe trauma”
Sexuality: Abuse, Addiction, Functioning Physical/Psychological Abuse Phobias – War Trauma Couples Counseling/Relationship Specialty Techniques: EMDR, DBT, GESTALT, DREAM WORK
Lorene Allen
Licensed Professional Counselor
720-771-6653 Sliding Scale: $50 - $95/hr Credit cards accepted
Boulder Weekly
October 21, 2010 57
maximum
wellness
Professional Skilled Massage
www.boulderweekly.com
Certified & Experienced Swedish Deep Tissue Hot Oil
All Natural Massage • Hot Oil Massage • Relaxing Massage
$49/hr with this ad 5290 Arapahoe Ave #A, Boulder Past Foothills, 2 traffic lights on right side.
720.565.6854
9am – 10pm 7 days a week 1350 Pine Street, Ste. 1 Boulder, 80302
303-494-5729
Open 7 days a week • Hours: 9:30am-10:00pm Visa & Mastercard accepted
50/ Hour
303-665-8002 303-931-4645 or
Free 20 minute sauna Free table shower
$45 / hr $60 / 90 min. $80 / 120 min.
We Offer:
BUY 5 GET ONE
1/2 PRICE!
• Deep Tissue Massage • Swedish Massage • Sports Massage •Reflexology • Cupping
1200 W. South Boulder Rd. Ste 206 Lafayette, CO 80026
Monday -Sunday 9am-10pm • Call for an appointment ... or drop in anytime
9am–10pm 7 days a week
303-351-2502
6821 W. 120th Ave. #F • Broomfield, CO 80020 NW Corner of 120th Ave. and Main St. Behind the Burger King
CHINESE TOUCH MASSAGE
DEEP TISSUE & SWEDISH MASSAGE
$45 BODY MASSAGE $25 FOOT MASSAGE & FREE HERB SOAKING
NEW STAFF NEW MANAGEMENT
Depot Hil
39 / Hour 99
Open 7 Days 9am-10pm
W/ Ad • Exp. 1/31/11
6th Ave.
1004 Depot Hill #1-D, Broomfield, CO 80020
Conoco Gas Station
BOULDER
Midway
HWY 36
Only 15 min. from Boulder
HWY 287/121 Broomfield
303-635-2200
NEW SERVERS
10th Ave.
2765 Dagny Way, Suite #202, Lafayette, CO, 80026 (SW corner Arapahoe & 95th near YMCA)
303-666-6090
GRAND OPENING IN LONGMONT!
$ 45/ PER HOUR
17th Ave.
15th Ave.
Mountain View Ave.
TREAT YOURSELF!
MAIN ST. HWY 287
SPRING SPA $
Open 7 Days from 9am – 9:30pm
FREE TABLE SHOWER!
720-240-1296 Non-sexual
630 15th Ave. Ste. 100 • Longmont, CO 80501 10am-10pm 7 days a week
General Classifieds BODYWORK “We Got Your Back”
The JOINT… A chiropractic place located within Boulder. Adjustments only $20! No startup costs, No Gimmicks. No appointments necessary. 25% off for students and teachers 303.440.8019 www.thejoint.com
GENERAL SERVICES Got Poo?
DOO DOO MONKEYS will cleanup the dog POO for YOU! www.doodoomonkeys.com
HELP WANTED
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES Sales Career Liquor Store For Sale
$60,000+ Inventory. 489 Highway 287 Lafayette, CO 80026 Call 303-665-5526 between 10am-5pm
EVENTS 1st and 3rd Mondays
BOULDER Economics Collective to discuss present crisis and actions we can take. 7 p.m. at RMPJC. 3970 Broadway, Suite 105, Boulder
58 October 21, 2010
You Supply The Hard Work, We’ll Supply The Rewards. We Offer: Intense Company Training, Proven Marketing System, 4-Day Work Week, $3,000 Monthly Training Incentive Available, And $55K+ First Year Earning Potential. Overnight Travel Required (Mon.-Thurs.). For More Info And/Or Interview Call Michael Gende (866)232-2814
Internet Marketers Wanted WWW. Club100k.biz David 303.619.4100
Delivery Driver
Lee Yuan Chinese Cuisine Full Time or Part Time Call Nancy 303-494-4210
Ask about our Chinese Herbal Foot Soak & Reflexology!
$5 Discount for New Customers
Kimbark St.
$
C.T.M.
Kimbark St.
Chinese Massage & Spa
1 hr
Peking Therapeutic Massage
Terry St.
GRAND OPENING!
Coffman St.
Sauna & Shower
SPECIAL $35 1/2 hr $45
• Shower & Sauna • All New Staff
LIFE COACH Want More For Your Life?
Call Sally Barrett-Page, MSW Free Sample Session 303-947-8699
MUSIC Piano Man
Available for all occasions. Acoustic or digital piano, with or without vocals Dave Grimsland 720-841-1940
PERSONAL SERVICES Body Rubs at your Location or Mine … 720.253.4710
Hi My Name Is Sarah
A Nice Touch…
Soothing, tension relief body rubs. 303-588-6757
Sizzling Oil Rubs!
Invigorating blend of body therapies by CMT. 303-201-4373
DELIGHTFUL 720-277-1215
REAL ESTATE Looking To Relocate?
Scenic Ozark Mtns on Bull Shoals Lake near Branson Mo. 5 Ac, Pvt Well, Barn, Corral. Quality throughout. 3,800 sq. ft. Lake Home. Wildlife abounds!
For Sale By Owner
3 Bed 2 Bath 2 Car Garage $379,000 Available 10.1.10 RV parking. Central location near 55th and Baseline. Rent w/ option to buy available with negotiable down payment. 720-536-8869 or 307-699-0779
I am new to Boulder. I provide all lev- This Ad Space Could Be Yours… Advertise your business in Boulder’s els of sensual massage at my place favorite newspaper and gain maxior yours. I also have a friend. mum exposure. 720-468-6297 Call 303.494.5511 ext. 115 to reserve your space, today!
RENTALS POWDERHORN/GUNBARREL CONDO
2 Bedroom/2 Bath Fully Furnished Powderhorn Complex Condo in Gunbarrel/Boulder. 1040 sq. ft. 2nd floor town home across from Celestial Seasonings on Spine. Available October 1st. Small front porch area. One car garage w/opener. Loft above living room with built in office desk and shelves. Windows looking out to Flatirons. Fireplace, A/C, washer/ dryer. On sight pools, hot tubs, walking paths, large park for kids and dogs. Wonderful Twin Lakes a short distance with trail for walking and biking. Beautifully maintained grounds. Cable and internet access. No Smoking. Pets may be considered with additional pet deposit. $1175/ month. Short-term lease negotiable. Please contact Mari by e-mail or phone, 303-818-5869 or mari@boulderweekly.com.
3 Bed 3 Bath Condo
With 2 Car Covered Garage Hot Tub Pool Air Conditioning Near Baseline and Manhattan Dr. 1 Block From Bike Path to E. Boulder Rec Center Easy Access to Foothill Pkwy. 9mo-1yr lease Call 303-442-2796 or 303-5177831 $1700. Up to 4 Residents
Master Bedroom
With Remodeled Guest Bath. Martin Acres 4 Bedroom 3 Bath Two Story House 380 S. 40th Street. Individual Rooms For Rent Downstairs sound studio construction. New carpet and hardwood floors. 1.5 Miles from CU. Near Bus and King Soopers. Bathrooms recently remodeled. Nice patio and privacy landscape. Great Mountain Views Month-to-month. Dep. $475. Sorry no pets. $475/month 1/4 utilities. (303)499-3905
TATTOO CO Tattoo, Piercing and Custom Unique Arts Gallery Body Piercings Starting at $19 2850 Iris Ave. Next to DMV and 24hr Fitness 720-212-9426
TICKETS ALL TICKETS - BUY/SELL NFL-NBA-NHL-NCAA-MLB WWW.DENVERTICKET.COM 303-420-5000 or 800-500-8955
Boulder Weekly
puzzles
B
boulderweekly.com/puzzles
Six Persimmons A
P
O
T
H
E
C
A
R
Y
Homeopathic Remedies: Acute Illnesses in Children a talk by Kathy Thorpe, MA, CHom, Wed. 10/27 - 6 -7 pm.
Crossword
Natural Remedies for Allergies, Acne, Anxiety, Colds, Flu,
Wordplay Edited by J. Reynolds
No. 138
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Across 1. Bottle toppers 15 16 14 5. Sacred song 10. Sicilian spewer 19 17 18 14. Landed 21 22 20 15. Part of A/V 16. Lunch time, often 25 26 23 24 17. A polished manuscript 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 19. Tune for two 20. Piano key material 37 38 34 35 36 21. Unleash 40 41 42 39 22. Wrinkly fruit 23. "Alice" or "Happy 46 47 48 43 44 45 Days" 25. Brit's "Nonsense!" 50 51 49 27. Win the heart of 52 53 54 55 56 57 31. 4 x 400, e.g. 34. Big hairdo, for short 60 61 62 63 64 58 59 37. Fence crossing 66 67 65 38. Out of money 39. Deli order 69 70 68 40. Where the Styx flows 42. By way of 72 73 71 43. So far 46. Cheesy sandwiches 72. Fathered 18. City on the Rhone 51. Heavy hammer 48. Nav. rank 24. SAT component 73. Units of work 53. Pottery ovens 49. Piece pace 26. Heavenly body 55. Transparent Down 50. Atlas blowups 28. Dolphins' home 56. Indonesian ape 1. Sidewalk restaurants 52. Sty sound 29. In the past 57. Some paintings 2. Suspect's story 54. "Cast Away" friend 3. Wine store selection 30. Rod companions 58. Latin 101 verb 58. Makes a goof 59. Perlman of "Cheers" 4. Batting coach's concern 32. Related (to) 60. Terrible ruler 33. Senate votes 61. IV + IV 5. Shock absorber 34. Apartment, to Brits 62. State strongly 64. India's first prime 6. Browse the web 35. Axl of rock minister 63. Good-natured 7. Jewish month 65. "Scat!" 8. Mikey's favorite cereal 36. 11-down, 17 & 66- 67. Homer's neighbor across, e.g. 66. A zombie? 9. Sacred song 41. Crockpot creation 68. E-mail command 10. Ultimate consumer 44. Series unit 69. Aunt's little girl 11. Stern affection 45. Bridge capacity unit 70. Heredity unit 12. Christmas song 47. Scorpion attack 71. Soothe 13. Pro foe
Sudoku
Sudoku Complete the following puzzle by using the numbers 1-9 only once in the each row, column box. Complete following puzzleand by 3x3 using the The difficulty will change weekly. numberslevel 1-9 only once in each row, column
Mono, Depression, Heartburn, PMS, Menopause, Sleep Organic facials & a natural acne protocol that really works Boulder’s Best massage: Swedish, Deep Tissue, Lymphatic Quality natural products for beautiful skin & hair: Phyto, Dr. Hauschka, Astara, John Master’s Organics 840 Pearl St. Boulder 303 583 0179 www.sixpersimmons.com Acupuncture, Chinese Medicine, Classical Homeopathy
Got Meds? THIS WEEK’S SUPER SPECIALS Drive a Little - SAVE A LOT!! $9, $10, & $11 Grams!! $15 Top-Shelf Hash Grams!! $30 Eighths $9 Grams of Amazing K-1
SAVE 5% No City Sales Tax
MMJ
Evaluations
WE PROuDLy DiSPLay
More than 40 Top-Shelf House Strains Mention this Coupon for this offer. • Expires 10/28/10
and 3 x 3 box.
1 7 8 1
5 9 8 4 9 3
7 6 8 2
4 9 3 8
6 1
No. 138
Puzzle solutions can be found on the next page.
Boulder Weekly
3 4 1 Bring in this coupon for
8
ONE FREE EDIBLE OR PREROLL First time patients only.
1634 N. 63rd St., Difficulty - Medium
Locally Owned & Locally Grown
with purchase of $25 or more. Suite 1
Across From Efrain’s Mexican Restaurant Open: Mon.–Sat. 11am–7pm
720-366-6615
Wide Selection of Edibles, Drinks & Meals RU
Frequent Buyer Program and Referral Gifts
NN
ER -U
P‘
10
Best of Boulder
Best New Business
Best Dispensary
Multiple Therapy Modalities
October 21, 2010 59
puzzles
B
Sudoku
Complete the following puzzle by using th boulderweekly.com/puzzles numbers 1-9 only once in each row, colum and 3 x 3 box.
solutions 1
7Crossword 8 5 C A P S P S A L M A U D A L I T9 8 I O4 F I N A L D R A F T 1E B O N Y 9 F R E 3E S
F L A T
3E S 8S E No. 138
I T C E R O O X S Y E E M P O I R R S H O O E N D A S E
9
O M N A M S T I H A M T I O N K I V L I N I S I
4
E T N A N O O N D U E T U G L I T O S H O R R E L A Y L E B R O K E D E S V I A E L T S E N S N S E T S W I L S O N A N N E H R U V I N G D E A D E C E G E N E R E D EDifficulty R G - SMediu
3
7 6 8 2
6
1
4 1
8
Sudoku 4 7 6 1 2 9 5 3 8 60 October 21, 2010
1 8 2 6 3 5 9 7 4
5 3 9 8 4 7 1 6 2
6 1 7 9 8 4 3 2 5
3 2 8 7 5 1 6 4 9
9 5 4 3 6 2 8 1 7
8 4 1 5 7 6 2 9 3
7 6 3 2 9 8 4 5 1
2 9 5 4 1 3 7 8 6
Boulder Weekly
astrology boulderweekly.com/astrology ARIES
March 21-April 19:
“There’s one ultimate goal during sex,” says Cosmopolitan magazine, a renowned source of erotic guidance for women. That is “to be as sensually stimulated as possible.” I don’t quite agree with that assessment. Having emotionally pleasing fun should also be an important consideration, as well as creating a playful ambiance and invoking spiritual grace. But sensual stimulation is good, too. So what, in the view of Cosmopolitan, is the key to cultivating maximum bliss? “Having lots of steamy info at your disposal.” That’s definitely sound advice for you right now, Aries. You’re in a favorable phase for finding out more about everything that will enhance your access to delight, including the sexual kind.
TAURUS
April 20-May 20:
When the tide is coming in, the creek I live next to flows vigorously toward the south. When the tide’s going out, the water reverses its course and heads swiftly north. Every day, there’s an in-between time when the creek seems confused. Some currents creep south and others slink north, while here and there eddies whirl in circles. According to my understanding of the astrological omens, Taurus, you are temporarily in a phase that resembles my creek’s time of contrary flows. It’s a perfectly natural place to be.
GEMINI
May 21-June 20:
In fifth grade, I was in love with Calley, who was by far the prettiest girl in the school. Sadly, she didn’t return my affection, so I had to be content with adoring her from afar. Eventually I moved away and lost touch. Since then I’ve wondered if she suffered the fate that befalls too many gorgeous women: relying so entirely on her looks to make her way in the world that she never developed many skills. But recently I tracked Calley down via Google and discovered that she had beaten the curse: She has carved out a career as an activist bringing first-rate education to poor children. My question to you is this, Gemini: Are there any qualities you regarded as assets earlier in your life but that eventually turned into liabilities? Any strengths that became weaknesses? And what are you doing to adjust? It’s a good time to address these themes.
CANCER June 21-July 22:
Think back to the last half of 1998. What was going on in your life back then? According to my astrological projections, you were probably carrying out experiments in a wild frontier ... or getting your mind rearranged by rousing teachings and provocative revelations ... or breaking through artificial limits that had been quashing your freedom ... or all of the above. Now you’ve come around again to a similar phase of your grand cycle. Are you ready for action? If you’d like to gather up all the grace flowing in your vicinity, start having fun with escapes, experiments and expansions.
LEO
July 23-Aug. 22:
“I wish I treated my feet with the same tender loving care as I do my face,” wrote Catherine Saint Louis in The New York Times. “But I don’t.” She quotes a study that says more than half of all women are embarrassed about their feet, and notes that Facebook has many “I Hate Feet” groups. You Leos can’t afford to be under this spell right now. Even more than usual, it’s crucial for you to be well-grounded. So I suggest you maneuver yourself into a state of mind where earthiness is beautiful and appealing to you. Find ways to celebrate your body and improve your relationship with it. How to start? Love your feet better.
VIRGO
Aug. 23-Sept. 22:
At this phase of my life, I’m not canvassing door-to-door asking people to donate money to save old-growth forests. I’m not a member of groups fighting for an end to the war in Afghanistan or agitating on behalf of animal rights. My struggle for social and environmental justice is waged primarily through the power of my writing. I subscribe to the attitude of author Ingrid Bengis, who said, “Words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.” In the coming weeks, I suggest you increase your awareness of how you could transform your world with the power of your language. Is it possible to increase your clout through the way you communicate?
LIBRA
Sept. 23-Oct. 22:
In the weeks ahead, Libra, you’re going to be tested on your follow-through. People will want you to work harder on
Boulder Weekly
what has previously come fairly easily. You will be pressured to make good on your promises; you’ll be asked to refine the details that are central to the success of the good new ideas that are floating around. As much as you might be tempted to slip away and fly off in pursuit of things that are more fun, I encourage you to stick with the program. You can’t imagine how important it is for you to learn how to be a more committed builder.
SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21:
“If you’re strong enough there are no precedents,” said novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald. I think that describes you in the immediate future, Scorpio. I bet you won’t have to answer to ghosts or pay homage to the way things have always been done. You’ll be free to ignore icons that the conventional wisdom idolizes, and there’ll be no need for you to give undeserved respect to experts who have stopped being relevant. By my astrological reckoning, you will be so smart and plucky and energetic that you can work wonders simply by emptying your mind, starting from scratch and making things up as you go along.
SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21:
Scientists have discovered an exotic animal that feeds on the bones of dead whales lying on the ocean floor. Known informally as the bone-eating snot-flower worm, it looks like a frilly pink plume growing up out of sheer bone. Believe it or not, Sagittarius, you could take a cue from this creature in the coming weeks. It will be a favorable time for you to draw sustenance from the skeletal remains of big things that were once vital.
CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19:
What is the wild and instinctual nature? Radiance magazine posed that question to storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes. Here’s her reply: “to establish territory, to find one’s pack, to be in one’s body with certainty and pride regardless of the body’s gifts and limitations, to speak and act in one’s behalf, to be aware, alert, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition and sensing, to come into one’s cycles, to find what one belongs to.” I would love to see you specialize in these wild and instinctual arts in the coming weeks, Capricorn. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are ready to tap into the deeper reserves of your animal intelligence. Your body is primed to make you very smart about what you need and how to get what you need.
AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18:
When I think of the extraordinary feats of strength you will be capable of in the coming weeks, my mind turns to a Chinese martial artist named Dong Changsheng. Last May, he attached one end of a rope to his eyelids and the other end to a small airplane, then pulled the thousand-pound load 15 feet in a minute. I don’t think your demonstration of power will be as literal as his, and I suspect it will be more useful and meaningful. But in certain respects it could be just as amazing.
PISCES
Feb. 19-March 20:
Scottish scientists decided to see if they could find evidence for the existence of the Loch Ness monster. They took a research submarine down into the murky depths, scanning with sonar. The prehistoric creature was nowhere in sight, but a surprising discovery emerged: Thousands of golf balls litter the bottom of the loch, presumably because the place has been used as an unofficial driving range for years. I predict that you will soon experience a reverse version of this sequence, Pisces: You will go in search of your personal equivalent of lost golf balls — some trivial treasure — but on the way you will have a brush with a living myth.
Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. October 21, 2010 61
free*
$50
5 gram top shelf 1/8ths
$55/gram
Ultra pure Honey Oil & Earwax Hash
$22/gram
Epicure Infused Bud
$5
Hand Rolled Super Fire Pre-Rolls
62 October 21, 2010
+
Lolita’s
8th Street Care Center
9th St.
8th St.
Pearl St.
FREE
Edible with $20 purchase
Boulder Weekly
CALL FOR STRAINS
GOT CLONES?
Lyons Indoor Gardening
• Ballasts, ballast kits, reflectors,
bulbs, LED’s, trimmers, controllers, nutrients, CO2, testing equipment, greenhouses, hydro parts, cloners, fans, complete systems, reverse osmosis filters
$6.95
• Big operation specialists.
Let our team of professionals bid on your project. Get a quote today!
CO2 refills
www.discountgrowshop.com info@discountgrowshop.com
303.823.6493 138 Main Street Lyons, CO
Just Say “Know”. The plants - The People The Planet. Grow In Colorado
5420 Arapahoe Ave. Unit D Boulder, CO 80303 303.443.0240
Boulder Weekly
nonprofit association P.O. Box 21253 • Boulder, CO 80308
or visit www.GrowInColorado.org to join, donate, or find out more. October 21, 2010 63
last word
boulderweekly.com
Finishing Touch Day Spa voted “Best
Help us GROW and WIN
In our efforts to better serve our readers, we are asking for your input on specific locations where you would like to be able to pick up your copy of Boulder Weekly. Submit your location(s) to: info@boulderweekly.com
BOULDERWEEKLY.COM
Massage” 2006 & 2007. Call for appointment 303.449.1852. View available services @www.finishingtouchspa.com
Sensual Massage
A unique and exciting experience … 303-519-2614 10am- 6p
Halloween Sale
Customer appreciation
25% off everything! Raffle Enter the REE F a r fo tem Light Sys SSARY SE NECE
NO PURCHA
BOULDER
303-415-0045
DENVER
303-650-0091
Store Hours: Monday - Saturday 11:00am - 6:00pm
www.bhocenter.com
DON’T be a SHEEP, be UNIQUE!!! Lizard’s Creations
FREE!! ‘Erbo’ Motorized Water Pipe
Handmade Clothing, Bags, and Interesting Things lizard@lizardscreations.net www.lizardscreations.net
mile high pipe
and
tobacco
1144 Pearl St. Boulder 303-443-PiPe glass with class! Westminster 3001 W. 74th Ave. 303-426-6343 Have the LAST WORD! THE DRUM SHOP The Hill Cannabis Club
31 Flavors of The Best Strains in Colorado. The Real Deals: *Mon 4.2g 1/8s *Sat Free Edibles -Hash –Oils –Tinctures –Butter –Keef Colas – Strong Edibles 1360 College Ave, ‘On The Hill’ Boulder 303-245-9728 www.thehillcannabisclub.com
Call Boulder Weekly classifieds. 303-494-5511 x115
Have you met your SOUL DRUM yet? 2065 30th St. in Boulder 303.402.0122
Sizzling Oil Rubs!
CALIFORNIA BLONDE
Invigorating blend of body therapies by CMT. 303-201-4373
I would have caught the errors in the sentence above, before it hurt your reputation. If you would like to have your content copyedited thoroughly before it goes out for public consumption, whether it’s for an academic paper, a website or advertising, e-mail veteran local journalist and editor Jefferson Dodge at jdodger71@gmail.com. Don’t let your credibility suffer because of stupid mistakes.
Fox Theatre Tickets/Info available at www.foxtheatre.com. By phone 303.443.3399.1135 13th St Boulder
Check out our fresh squeezed hash.
Amazing Cleansing Cookie
Locally Made Raw, Vegan, Soy and Gluten Free Goodness. Powerful Nutrient Payload. Loose Weight Feel Great. www.amazingcleansingcookie.com. 303-437-3133
Indulge and Unwind NY style. Accepting preferred clientele In/Out Photos Upon Request 720.422.6633
MEDICAL MEDICAL MARIJUANA MARIJUANA EvALUAtIoN RENEWAL
Dont let typo’s ruin you’re image!
when you assign N.O.W. as your ‘Center’. Convenient, discrete location just east of CU at 2885 Aurora Ave, Unit 40.Walk-ins welcome! 720-266-9967
$125*
$110
oNLY vALID WItH CoUPoN EXPIRES 11/4/10
oNLY vALID WItH CoUPoN EXPIRES 11/4/10
*WItH RECoRDS
A Safer Way To Medicate
Rather than burning the herb, which produces irritating, toxic, and carcinogenic by-products, a vaporizer heats the material in a vacuum so that the active compounds contained in the plant boil off into a vapor. The vapor contains virtually zero tar and is significantly lower in concentrations of noxious gasses such as carbon monoxide. We carry a full line of vaporizers from all major manufacturers. If you are looking for a safer way to medicate we’ve got you covered
303-956-6668
WALK-INS NOW ACCEPTED MON - FRI 1-4 OR CALL 303.408.9122 FOR AN APPOINTMENT
1325 Broadway | Suite 211 | Boulder | Located on “The Hill”
WHERE NATURE & MEDICINE MEET
HIGH GRADE MEDICAL CANNABIS
Tinctures, Drinks, Vaporizers, Glassware, Ointments, Teas & More Redefine your meaning of comfort food with our Sweet and savory fresh medibiles sugar free, gluten free, & vegan treats 10% DISCOUNTS TO FIRST TIME PATIENTS & MEMBERS $89 Doctor Vouchers WE GIVE GOOD CARE Open Daily
303.442.2565
5420 Arapahoe Ave. (Unit F) Boulder Between Connestoga & 55th. Going east, make right after Wendy’s w w w. b o u l d e r w c . c o m
w w w. n e w l e a f b o u l d e r. c o m
Ounce Specials This Week Top Shelf Mandala $275 1624 Walnut Street - Boulder 303-440-1323 Thefarmco.com Mon.-Sat. 11-7, Sun. noon-6
BOULDERWEEKLY.COM
I-HAUL®
Hauling • Rubbish Removal Construction Cleanup
I treasure your trash!
303.939.9580
CO Tattoo, Piercing and
Hey Handyman!
No job too small!!! 30 years experience. Affordable! Call Don @ 303.664.5105
Custom Unique Arts Gallery Body Piercings Starting at $19 2850 Iris Ave. Next to DMV and 24hr Fitness 720-212-9426