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Winnipeg Jets deny rumours Ice relocating TOW N S M A N S TA F F

It appears as if the rumours of the Kootenay Ice relocating have been greatly exaggerated. Again.

According to a report out of the Prince George Citizen, which was picked up by blogs on the internet, an unsourced rumour has it that the Kootenay Ice will relocate to Winnipeg next year.

This is the exact same story that came up a year ago; the rumour being that True North Entertain-

ment — the company that owns the NHL’s Winnipeg Jets — had expressed interest in purchasing and relocating the Ice to Manitoba.

Both Jeff Chynoweth, owner of the Ice, and True North Entertainment denied that any meeting or discussions took place then—just as they did so again on Monday.

“The reports are 100 per cent false. Again,” Jets director of communications Scott Brown told the Winnipeg Free Press.

Take heart: warmer weather is on its way S A L LY M AC D O N A L D Townsman Staff

Hold on, everyone — there is a light at the end of the weather tunnel.

Environment Canada meteorologist Doug Lundquist has a positive forecast to offer Cranbrook and Kimberley residents: “The bad news is winter is almost over and the good news is spring is just around the corner.”

Lundquist said Sunday, March 2 and Monday, March 3 brought more

than 12 centimetres of snow to the region, measured at the Canadian Rockies International Airport.

It came a day after we broke a cold-weather record. March 1 had the coldest temperature ever registered on that date, getting down to minus 25.2 degrees Celsius overnight between Friday and Saturday.

The previous cold-weather record for March 1 came from 1976, when it got down to minus 20.6.

See WINTER , Page 3

Two accused in home invasions going to trial SALLY MACDONALD Townsman Staff

TREVOR CRAWLEY PHOTO

Julie Bolko competes on the balance beam during the Key City Fiesta Invitational hosted by the Key City Gymnastics Club at the College of the Rockies. Over 225 athletes competed over the two-day event, which featured six other clubs from the East and West Kootenay and Alberta.

Two people charged over a series of home invasions in Cranbrook have pleaded not guilty and are headed for trials later this year.

On Monday, March 3, Megan Sands appeared via video in Cranbrook Provincial Court and entered not guilty pleas on all 16 charges against her. She has chosen to have a trial before a provincial court judge. A date will be set for her trial on March 31.

One of her co-accused, Jay Hills, has also pleaded not guilty and is headed to trial in Cranbrook provincial court on June 17.

Meanwhile, Terrence Allan appeared in Cranbrook court on Monday and told Judge Grant Sheard that he plans to plead guilty to the charges he faces. In the meantime, he remains in custody awaiting a bail hearing. Allan will next appear in Cranbrook court on March 17.

See TRIAL , Page 3

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Skate Club turns 60

Townsman Staff

It’s estimated that more than 10,000 kids have learned to skate with the Cranbrook Skating Club over the past 60 years. And a goodly portion of them were in attendence at the Club’s 60th anniversary show “Celebrating the Decades” at Western Financial Place on Saturday, March 1.

Almost 200 skaters from clubs around the East Kootenay gathered to showcase the art and sport of skating, from three-year-old pre-beginners to accomplished senior soloists.

Also in attendance were Keelee Gingrich and Davin Portz, the 2014 Canadian Novice Pairs Champions crowned earlier this year. Gingrich and Portz peformed two high level routines during the course of the evening.

Also taking skating to a “new level” were famous local charitable comedic rivals Ken

Bridge and Steve Mercandelli, who donned wigs and tutus and cut some serious ice with coaches Daniela Hewison and Cindy Armstong in a genderbending routine.

Visiting clubs included the Columbia Valley Skating Club from Invermere, the Fernie Skating Club, the Elkford Skating Club, and the North Star Skating Club from Kimberley.

Featured soloists were Geneve Miller, Chloe Pitre, Jessica Hewison and Darrien Armstrong.

Other groups involved who took the ice were the members of the CanSkate program, the IntroStar Skaters, the pre-CanSkaters, the CanSkate Award Winners, the program assistants, the Star Skaters, the Power Skaters and the “Dads, Dudes and Daughters.”

The Cranbrook Bugle Band also performed.

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Keelee Gingrich and Davin Portz

Steve Mercandelli, Daniela Hewison, Ken Bridge, Cindy Armstrong.

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Winter flexes muscles ahead of spring weather Continued from page 1 It was a fleeting record, though: overnight on Saturday night, the temperature didn’t get below minus 18.7. The record for March 2 is minus 28.3, again in 1976.

Lundquist said the snowstorm was caused when cold air from the north collided with wet air from the west.

“We had Arctic air move into the Southern Interior late last week and into the beginning of the weekend,” he said.

“Then the flow has

switched around, trying to come off the Pacific.

It’s that clash of Arctic air with moister air from the Pacific that resulted in that snow.”

But the end is in sight: the Pacific air is going to break down the Arctic air, and by the weekend we will have temperatures reaching 11 degrees above – significantly higher than the average of 5 to 7 degrees for this time of the year.

“It’s going to warm up throughout the week,

maybe getting as high as the double digits for the weekend. We’re forecasting a high of 9 to 11 degrees, Friday through Sunday,” said Lundquist.

That will make a big dent in the 45 centimetres of snow Environment Canada says has collected on the ground at its weather station at the airport. And, he

added, if we see snow again this spring, it likely won’t stick around.

“In the longer term, there’s a pretty high probability it will stay above average (tem-

perature) for the next two weeks,” said Lundquist.

He continued to urge caution for drivers, however, particularly those taking the Kootenay or

Crowsnest Passes.

“This means that spring is coming shortly for the valleys; it doesn’t mean the same thing for the mountain passes,” he said.

Have a say on issues at pre-election workshop Sally MacDonald Townsman Staff

What are the biggest problems facing Cranbrook? What should council be doing about them? What would make you want to vote in the next local election?

The City of Cranbrook will be asking residents these questions at a workshop coming up on Thursday, March 13 at the Heritage.

Cranbrook Community Conversation is a joint initiative of the City and the Association of Kootenay and Boundary Local Governments (AKBLG).

“That’s a collection of all of the elected officials from the East and West Kootenay,” said Cranbrook Mayor Wayne Stetski.

Facilitator Leslie Taylor, a former mayor of Banff and a one-time superintendent of Banff National Park, will lead the workshop, which will consist of round-table discussions around the issues Cranbrook should be talking about in the lead-up to the November municipal election, and asks participants what they would like more information about, and how to encourage more people to

vote.

“It is described as a community conversation, not ‘come and hear what your local politicians have to say’. It’s really what do the citizens have to say to their local politicians,” said Stetski.

At the last municipal election in 2011, only 33 per cent of eligible voters actually placed a vote.

“Really, that’s the bottom line: how do we get more of our citizens involved in our municipalities and taking an interest in voting in elections?” said Stetski.

Taylor will prepare a report based on the discussion at the workshop, which will be presented to council. The report will also be useful to candidates in the next election to know what issues are important to Cranbrook residents.

Cranbrook Community Conversation will be held on Thursday, March 13 from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. at the Heritage Inn. A pizza and salad buffet dinner will be provided. Advance registration is required by phoning Kelly Thorsteinson at City Hall (250-426-4211) or emailing kelly.thorsteinson@cranbrook.ca.

Courtesy Lorraine Butler

FUR, FEATHERS AND FRIENDS RECITAL: A delightful afternoon was spent at the Knox Church in Cranbrook, Saturday, March 1. Eleven young performers entertained their audience with their songs about animals, birds, and other critters. Apicture of their song animal was drawn, and displayed overhead as they sang or played piano. Shelby Guido attended on behalf of the S.P.C.A. and thanked the audience for donations of $140.00, plus animal food which is always welcome and helps them defray costs of looking after their charges. The EK Music Teachers’ would like to thank all the performers for their professionalism, and the audience for their support of the students and the SPCA. Back row, left to right: Aurora Gagnon, Terek Flowers, Joey Raymond. Front row, left to right: Mckayla Van Der Roest, Vivian Chidlow, Natasha Rose, Bella Pienaar, Lauren Gramm, Eve MacBride, Natasha Siewert. Missing from photo: Abigail Stammen.

Trial for home invasion accused Continued from page 1 The final of the home invasion accused, Andrew Monnette, was granted bail in Cranbrook on Feb. 17 with a $10,000 recognizance. His next appearance is also on March 17.

The four people face numerous charges including break and enter, disguising the face with the intent to commit an offence, uttering threats, and use of a firearm in committing an offence.

According to RCMP, a home on 1st Avenue South in Cranbrook

was the location of a home invasion on Dec. 18. There was a break and enter at the same home on Dec. 24.

On Boxing Day, there was a second home invasion at a property on 6th Street North in Cranbrook.

RCMP said four people allegedly entered the residence carrying a long gun, a shot gun, an Uzi-style firearm, brass knuckles and a baton. In both cases, electronic devices were allegedly stolen.

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No more culls for Kimberley C AROLYN GRANT

The decision by Kimberley City Council to take future deer culls out of the city’s budget for the next few years had nothing to do with any warnings from the Animal Alliance out of Toronto about negative publicity and everything to do with what the city can afford, says Mayor Ron McRae. Council voted at a budget meeting last week that no more money would be dedicated to deer culls in the upcoming budget.

“We had to make a number of decisions and recommendations around future financial plans,” McRae

POLL WEEK of the

said. “At the same time we are striving to maintain the one million dollar surplus/contingency fund.”

At the root of it is a feeling that it’s time for the province to step to step forward with more assistance for communities struggling with urban deer problems.

“It’s time that the various stakeholders come together with a collective voice and engage the province around shared responsibilities for deer,” McRae said. “I am hearing from local taxpayers that they are less and less comfortable with using tax dollars to manage urban deer.”

“Is there a problem with a lack of affordable child care in the East Kootenay?”

YEs: 70% NO: 30%

This week’s poll: “Do you think the Kootenay Ice have what it takes to make it to the Eastern Conference final of the WHL playoffs?”

Log on to www.dailytownsman.com to make your vote count.

This web poll is informal. It reflects opinions of site visitors who voluntarily participate.

Results may not represent the opinions of the public as a whole. Black Press is not responsible for the statistical accuracy of opinions expressed here.

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At the Cranbrook Library Annie Jacobsen’s ‘Operation Paperclip’ charts the little known effort of the United States to bring the best and the brightest of Hitler’s scientists to America before the Russians got a hold of them.

Fans of Erin Hunter’s Warrior series (one the most beloved and popular here at the library) can now have a guide through all the settings, characters and clans in the new ‘Warriors: The Ultimate Guide.’

Preschool Story Time is this Wednesday at 11:00 am, 1:15 pm, & 6:30 pm, and Toddler Story Time is 10:00 and 11:00 am. Both will be all about Faces!

Friends of the Cranbrook Public Library are presenting a “Mini Book Sale” in the Manual Training School adjacent to the Library. Friday, March 28 is from 6 PM - 8 PM and is for Friends’ Members only. Saturday, March 29 is from 9 AM to 4 PM and EVERYONE is welcome. Come and discover books for all ages such as gardening, outdoor pursuits, loads of newer releases, popular fiction & mystery, children & teen readers and picture books, and much more. Your book donations are most welcome and can be dropped off at the front Circulation Desk in the Library. Call Marilyn at 250-489-6254 for info.

New to the Library is our Gadget Bar, which consists of an iPad Air, a Samsung Galaxy Tab 3, a Kobo Arc, and a Sur-

Mike Selby face Pro 2. Instructions on how to use one of these tablets can be had by booking a one-onone session with our program coordinator Jenna. She can be contacted at 250-426-4063, or via email at jmadsen@cranbrookpubliclibrary.ca.

On display this month is the alluring mixed-media art of Dorial Davis.

Adult Newly Acquired: The Attacking Ocean – Brian Fagan Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story – Robyn Doolittle Brilliant Blunders – Mario Livio The War Against Boys – Christina Hoff Sommers Fifty Railroads That Changed the Course of History – Bill Laws Thinking Fast and Slow – Daniel Kahneman Shopping for Votes – Susan Delacourt Clash: 8 Cultural Conflicts that Make Us Who We Are – Hazel Rose Markus Operation Paperclip – Annie Jacobsen Juices & Smoothies – Susannah Olivier

Information Package - Proposed Five Year Financial Plan (2014 – 2018) City Council invites participation regarding the proposed Financial Plan before it is adopted.

Copies of the proposed 2014 – 2018 Five Year Financial Plan are available for pick up at City Hall or for download from the City website – www.cranbrook.ca and click on ‘Annual Reports’ under City of Cranbrook Links.

Written submissions are invited from the public and must be received at City Hall by 4:00 pm Friday, March 7, 2014.

Written submissions will be considered by Council at a Special Meeting on Tuesday, March 11, 2014.

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The Shadow Lamp – Stephen R. Lawhead (sci fic) Archetype – M.D. Waters (sci fic) Doctor Who: Season 7 (DVD) Megacities (DVD) Sign Language 101 (DVD) Cuban Missile Crisis (DVD) The Day Carl Sandburg Died (DVD) The Borgias: Final Season (DVD) Game of Thrones: Complete 3rd Season (DVD) Milk (DVD) Aftermath (DVD) We Bought A Zoo (DVD) The Count of Monte Cristo (DVD)

Young Adult & Children’s: Warriors: The Ultimate Guide – Erin Hunter) Words Wound: Delete Cyberbulling & Make Kindness Go Viral The Tree of Story – Thomas Wharton (ya fic) Pure – Julianna Baggot (ya fic) Burn – Julianna Baggot (ya fic) Fuse – Julianna Baggot (ya fic) More Than This – Patrick Ness (ya fic) Russian Roulette – Anthony Horowitz (ya fic) One Crow Alone – S.D. Crockett (ya fic) Space Encyclopedia – David Aquillar The Raven and the Loon – Rachel Qitsualik-Tinsley Ultimate Weird But True 2 Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: Special Edition 2014 It’s A Feudal, Feudal World – Stephen Shapiro That’s Creepy – Crispin Boyer Expressionista: How to Express Yourself Through (and Despite) Fashion My First Book of Japanese Words – Michelle Haney Brown

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Take a quick browse through “A Discourse on Magic.” Then you’ll recognize those witches when you see them.

Rare book used to persecute witches lands in Fairmont Ste ve Hubrecht Columbia Valley Pioneer

A rare and creepy book has found its way to the valley.

The book is written in Latin — the English title roughly translates to A Discourse on Magic — and, according to its current owner and local bookstore entrepreneur Andrew Watt, was likely used to persecute people accused of witchcraft and heresy in the Salem witch trials in Massachusetts in the late 1600s.

“This actual book that I have in my hands was likely opened and used in a public court to condemn people of witchcraft,” said Mr. Watt.

“The chances of this book landing in Fairmont Hot Springs (where Mr. Watt owns Bishop’s Books) is pretty slim.”

The 1070-page book is leather bound, with wood inset and is written on rice paper parchment. It was printed in 1624 in Rome and has some inscriptions from previous owners — one in 1669, one in 1881 and then three during World War I (the late 1930s and early to mid1940s).

“This leads me to believe that it was moved around a lot during that time of conflict in order to keep the book safe,” said Mr. Watt.

The Discourse of Magic, written

by Jesuit priest Martin DelRio, was initially published as six volumes, but Mr. Watt’s copy is an encyclopedia of all these volumes. He estimates there are likely fewer than 100 copies of the encyclopedia in any kind of decent condition, the majority of them probably held by the Vatican.

The first four sections of the encyclopedia deal with heretical matters, mainly the practice of witchcraft, while the last two sections deal with issues of justice pertaining to those accused of heresy.

It was one of the most popular books of its day, according to Mr.

Watt.

“It was considered to be the manual during the 1600s to convict perfectly innocent people of witchcraft and is referred to today by collectors as the ‘witch hunter’s manual’,” he said.

During the mass hysteria surrounding the Salem witch trials, 19 people were hung and hundreds more imprisoned.

“Fear of false accusation was constant during those darkest of times and it arose everyday with as much power as the sun,” said Mr. Watt.

“Ultimately, this book is the result of what will always go hysterically wrong in society when church and state share the same office.”

“The crimes he (Mr. DelRio) was suggesting were of course, lunacy.

There is no such thing as witchcraft,” said Mr. Watt. “Without this book, we’d have a less dark chapter in the human story.”

Mr. Watt wouldn’t say exactly where he bought the book, but would say he came across it in Canada while perusing the collections of private dealers of antiques.

“I did not find this book, it found me, quite unexpectedly. It is worth approximately $10,000, but finding a buyer will be tricky,” said Mr. Watt. “I literally handle it with gloves.”

The book’s author, Martin DelRio, was of Spanish descent but was born in Antwerp, Belgium. The multi-lingual priest taught at a Catholic university.

“He (Mr. DelRio) was a smart fellow for his day,” said Mr. Watt. “Mr. DelRio was considered a moderate at the time as he recommended that torture be applied only a maximum of three times — how nice, how thoughtful.”

Mr. Watt has been speaking with book dealers in Europe, but says he still has to do more research into the book.

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A Premature History What’s Up? of the Second Cold War KIMBERLEY AND CRANBROOK COMMUNITY CALENDAR

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he first mistake of the Ukrainian revolutionaries was to abandon the agreement of 23 February to create a national unity government, including some of the revolutionary leaders, that would administer the country until new elections in December. It would have left President Viktor Yanukovych in office until then, but with severely diminished powers, as the constitution would have been changed to restore the authority of parliament.

Leaving a man who ordered the murder of dozens of protesters in power even temporarily was a bitter pill to swallow, but it had tacit Russian support because it saved President Vladimir Putin’s face. However, the crowds on Independence Square refused to accept the deal, and Yanukovych was forced to flee.

Parliament subsequently ratified his removal, but it was the mob, and especially the right-wing fighting groups like Praviy Sektor, who led, and the leadership who followed. Putin was humiliated, and he was given the pretext for claiming that Ukraine had fallen to a “fascist coup” as a justification, however flimsy, for rejecting the legitimacy of the new Ukrainian government.

The second grave error — and this one was entirely unforced — was the new government’s decision to repeal the law giving Russian equal status as an official language in provinces with large Russian-speaking populations. It delighted Ukrainian-speaking ultra-nationalists in the west of the country, but it needlessly alienated the two-fifths of Ukraine’s population who

speak Russian as their first language.

So now Putin is bringing pressure on the new Ukrainian government by backing a secessionist movement in Crimea (where three-fifths of the people speak Russian).

The rubber-stamp Russian parliament has also granted him authority to use Russian troops elsewhere in Ukraine to “protect” Russians — by which it seems to mean Ukrainians in eastern Ukraine who speak Russian, although they are not actually under attack.

The Ukrainian army has been mobilised, and actual fighting could be only days Gwynne away if the Russians invade eastern Ukraine, or attack Dyer the encircled Ukrainian garrisons in Crimea. Maybe Putin is just bluffing; more likely, he doesn’t yet know himself how far he is willing to go. But one thing generally leads to another, and some bluffs are hard to walk away from. Are we on the brink of a new Cold War? It wouldn’t be a hot war, except in Ukraine. Nobody will send troops to defend Ukraine, nor should they. Nobody is in a position to stop Russia from conquering Ukraine if it chooses to, and turning it into a wider European war (or a world war) would not help matters.

In any case, Moscow would probably not try to conquer ALL of Ukraine. Kyiv and the west would fight very hard, and after they were defeated they would continue to resist a Russian occupation with guerilla tactics, including terrorism. Putin doesn’t need that, so part of Ukraine would remain free, and call for outside help.

It would come in the form of financial

and military aid, and maybe even what has hitherto been rigorously excluded from the discussion: NATO membership. And there Russia and everybody in NATO would sit for the next five or 10 or 20 years in a frozen confrontation that would include a trade embargo, an arms race, and a remote but real possibility of a nuclear war.

This is not at all what Putin intends or expects, of course. He is calculating that once he controls the Russian-speaking parts of Ukraine, he will be able to enforce a restructuring of the country as a federation in which the government of the eastern, Russian-speaking part will be permanently under Russia’s thumb, and will have a veto on the decisions of the central government.

That’s all Putin wants out of this: a Ukrainian government that always respects Russia’s wishes. It could even pursue a different policy on issues like human rights, if it wants (so long as it doesn’t give Russians ideas). He doesn’t want to micromanage the place. He’s not out to conquer the world. He’s not even out to re-conquer Eastern Europe.

But Putin’s calculations about Ukraine have been wrong every single time since the turn of the century. He backed Yanukovych before 2004, and the Orange Revolution proved him wrong. He backed Yanukovych even more enthusiastically after 2010; the policy blew up in his face again. And here he is yet again, backing Yanukovych as the president-in-exile of his Russia-friendly fantasy version of Ukraine.

His calculations are wrong. If he continues down this road, he will cause a quite needless political disaster.

Crown jewel on table in Cariboo

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he New Prosperity mineral deposit near Williams Lake is described by the industry as one of the largest in the world, containing 5.3 billion pounds of copper and 13.3 million ounces of gold.

The Harper government’s decision to reject open-pit mine development for a second time is seen by elected officials in the Cariboo region as a disaster. One of Quesnel’s sawmills is preparing to close for good, and I’ve been told there is more to come as the post-pine beetle era unfolds.

Here in the B.C. capital, the decision is mainly viewed as a huge mistake.

Taseko Mines is going to court to show that the federal panel used the wrong design when reviewing the company’s expensively revised plan. The province has permitted two successful mines that operate in the same area, one of which is run by Taseko.

In Ottawa, this is a Supreme Court of Canada test case over who owns the land and the mineral wealth underneath.

In traditional Canadian law, the province owns it. This was highlighted in the recent discussion between B.C. Premier Christy Clark and Alberta’s Alison Redford over royalties from oil.

Six aboriginal communities make up the Tsilhqot’in Nation, which has a long and bitter history of resistance against the

Crown. They almost won a declaration of title to 40,000 hectares known as the Nemiah Valley — forests, wild horses, minerals and all — in a 339-day trial that ended in 2007.

Their case suffered a setback at the B.C. Court of Appeal, and is now before the highest court. Aboriginal rights have been established, but this would be the first clear title.

Tsilhqot’in tribal chair Joe Alphonse was pleasantly surprised to see Taseko turned down again. He said the TsilhBC Views qot’in National Government is releasing its own mining Tom policies soon.

Fletcher “We welcome opportunities to look at projects that are environmentally sound and we need economic opportunities,” Alphonse told the Williams Lake Tribune.

Somehow efforts to move mine waste rock from Teztan Biny (Fish Lake) to a sealed storage site two kilometres away are not enough to protect groundwater, although they are sufficient at the nearby Gibraltar and Mount Polley mines. And Alphonse makes it clear this mysterious environmental problem will be solved once he and his fellow chiefs have control of the resource.

A Supreme Court of Canada ruling on aboriginal title is required to settle this. If some limited form of title is at last defined

for the treaty-less majority of B.C., or at least Tsilhqot’in territory, the fate of the mine may become clear.

Conventional wisdom on this is that the mining company didn’t try hard enough to establish a working relationship with the Tsilhqot’in.

For his part, Taseko CEO Russell Hallbauer says the chiefs refused to meet with him, which isn’t surprising from a group that doesn’t recognize the B.C. forests ministry either.

Here’s a sample of the volume of evidence that may determine the future of B.C. Archeological studies presented at trial describe “18 roasting and/or pit depressions” at Teztan Biny. It’s not clear if these were for seasonal food preparation or for pit houses, which would indicate a more permanent settlement at the lake. Nor is it clear whether these “cultural depressions” have been identified as being of Tsilhqot’in origin.

Oral histories are also uncertain. Tsilhqot’in witnesses testified that Teztan Biny has been used in the 20th century as a hunting and fishing camp.

The mine was rejected due to ill-defined cultural as well as environmental concerns. B.C. residents could finally see some answers this year.

Tom Fletcher is legislature reporter and columnist for Black Press.

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2014 FREE PUBLIC SWIM Wednesday, March 5th. There will be no free public swim this week: SHUT DOWN. “The Opening Night Reception for “Slapshot - Sport in Art”, Thursday March 6th from 7-9pm and is a Fun, Family-friendly event where the public can attend a “Meet and Greet” with Kootenay Ice Players and the Artists of the exhibition. There will be a Coloring Competition for kids, Face Painting, a Jersey Decorating Station, Drinks and ‘Game Night’ Snacks!”

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Ice age on the edge of town “The last ice-age continued for thou sands of years but I can’t wait that long.

Pretty soon I’ll need to get to the library or those ladies down there will kill me.”

My nameless neighbour

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he gentleman who usually delivers my mail — and will probably continue to do so until our local service is discontinued out of spite by Canada Post — left a hand-written note on the back of one of my bills. He wrote, “Let it snow! Let it snow!” I understood; as I used to be, he is an avid skier and therefore new snow spells fun.

And it did snow, but it wasn’t going to be fun for me. Without announcing the fact, the City had apparently decided to jump ahead of Canada Post and stop the delivery of snow-plowing equipment in our neck of the city.

At the crack of mid-morning the next day my neighbour Rod and I stood out there in the avenue up to our none-too-elegant waists in fresh, wet powder and discussed the situation like two reasonable men.

“They only do the bus-routes,” explained Rod sagaciously. “Got to get the kids to school.”

We both searched for our snow shovels,

disinterred them and went to work. By lunch time I had uncovered the entrance to my driveway and was staring at my distant snow-bound house. Apparently, Rod was doing all right but his language was ripe and certainly not apt for a Sunday.

Suddenly, a large mound in the snow across the road moved, broke up and became our neighbour, Henry. Obviously, he was unable to find his car, not that he would have been able to find the road, let alone drive on it. “The city only sends a truck up Peter here when they’ve nothing Warland else to do,” he spluttered, shaking a pyramid of fresh snow off his toque.

I just stood there like Scott of the Antarctic, wondering if I was going to share the famous explorer’s fate, but then, stirred by an irresistible urge to get on the phone and scream abuse at someone, I began digging with a passion and finally cut a way into my drive so that the happy mailman might make another jocular visit on Monday and probably deliver a utilities bill from the city.

After a long, weary day with shovel, scoop and with my mechanical plow not wanting to play that particular day, I’d cut out a path so that I might drive out of the carport. But to where?

I wasn’t likely going to be able to drive

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Next door, Rod was leaping up and down on a mountain of hard-packed snow like a demented leprechaun; his language was shocking.

There was, I felt positive, a glacier forming in our avenue and, because of gravity, it was creeping north. I could imagine it gathering momentum and size, developing monstrous crevasses and seracs and, inevitably, totally destroying the local golf course. Then there would be an uproar, I reasoned. My part of the community could be flattened but nobody in city hall could possibly survive the loss of a golf course.

Something might actually be done about it.

But no! More snow comes tumbling down and we up on the edge of civilization are once more buried. I’ve got my ice-axe, crampons and climbing rope ready for a Shackleton sort of expedition but, meanwhile, I’m going to check on the internet and discover how to build an igloo. It may well be needed if succour doesn’t arrive soon.

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SPORTS BRIEFS Call stands in first review under MLB’s expanded replay system FORT MYERS, Fla. - The first review under Major League Baseball’s expanded replay system has taken place and after a further look that took 2 1/2 minutes, the call stood.

Toronto manager John Gibbons used his challenge to ask umpires to review a play in the sixth inning of Monday’s game against Minnesota.

Chris Rahl of the Twins was called safe at first base when shortstop Munenori Kawasaki’s throw pulled Jared Goedert off the bag.

The umpires gathered in front of the first base dugout while the replay booth in New York looked at the play. After a wait of 2 minutes, 34 seconds, first base umpire Fieldin Culbreth spread his hands in the safe sign.

MLB has expanded replay this year beyond potential home runs and boundary calls. This season, most every play except for balls-and-strikes is subject to a manager challenging the ruling.

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The Kimberley Dynamiters celebrate a goal during a 7-1 win over the Fernie Ghostriders, which clinched the series for the Nitros at 4-1. Kimberley heads into the Eddie Mountain Division final, where they will play the Creston Valley Thunder Cats.

Nitros dump Fernie 7-1 to close out series TRE VOR CR AWLEY Sports Editor

With an emphatic 7-1 win over the Fernie Ghostriders on Monday night, the Kimberley Dynamiters closed out the first round of the KIJHL playoffs by winning the series 4-1.

The Dynamiters now face the Creston Valley Thunder Cats in the Eddie Mountain Division final. The T-Cats swept the Columbia Valley Rockies in four

games.

The Riders came into Monday’s game on life support after suffering a 4-3 OT loss on Saturday to put them in a 3-1 series deficit.

The Nitros kept the foot on the gas, despite giving up the game’s first goal. That didn’t seem to matter too much as they scored three goals in the second period and four in the third.

Dynamiters goaltender Jeremy Mousseau

picked up the win with a meagre 16 saves, while Austin Wells made 21 saves for the Riders.

Kimberley capitalized once in seven powerplay opportunities, while

Fernie was shut out on all three of their chances with the man-advantage.

Josh Teves scored five minutes into the game for a quick Fernie lead, which they held for the first period and half of the second.

Then, the Dynamiters exploded.

Tyson Klingspohn tied it up and Tyler Garcia followed up with the go-ahead goal a few minutes afterwards.

Jared Marchi added

some insurance with 39 seconds left in the frame.

The goals kept coming in the final period, as Jason Richter scored a pair while Bryce Nielsen and Andrew Miller also found the back of the net.

Dynamiters forward Eric Buckley also made a return to the lineup after serving a three-game suspension for a goaltender interference incident in the opening game of the series.

Oilers sign goaltender Ben Scrivens to two-year contract extension EDMONTON - The Edmonton Oilers have agreed to terms with goaltender Ben Scrivens on a two-year contract extension.

The Spruce Grove, Alta., native has posted a 3-4-0 record including one shutout since being acquired by the Oilers in a trade with the Los Angeles Kings on January 15th.

The 27-year old has posted a 10-9-4 record with Edmonton and the Kings, including four shutouts and a league leading .934 save percentage.

“It’s a great opportunity,” Scrivens said. “Now the real work begins... It’s great to be here in Edmonton playing at home.”

He made an immediate impact when acquired by his hometown team, making 59 saves in a 3-0 win over the San Jose Sharks on Jan. 29.

That set an NHL record for most saves in a regular-season shutout.

The six-foot-two, 193-pound goaltender has a record of 21-23-6 and six shutouts over three NHL seasons with Toronto, Los Angeles and Edmonton.

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Manning to helm Broncos for another season ARNIE STAPLETON Associated Press

ENGLEWOOD, Colo. - A person with knowledge of the results tells The Associated Press that Peyton Manning has passed his physical on his surgically repaired neck, clearing the way for him to play in 2014.

In what was considered the final formality for his return, Manning passed the exam as required by his contract that will pay him $20 million next season, according to the person who spoke on condition of anonymity because results of medical checkups typically aren’t announced.

Manning won his fifth MVP award in 2013, when he set single-season records by passing for 5,547 yards and 55 TDs while guiding the Broncos to their first

Super Bowl in 15 seasons.

Manning has had four neck operations, including a spinal fusion that sidelined him for all of the 2011 season. After that, he was released by Indianapolis and signed a five-year, $96 million deal with the Broncos in March of 2012.

The deal requires him to pass a physical every spring to make sure his neck is holding up.

Manning, who will be 38 next season, said during Super Bowl week that he had no intention of retiring after the Super Bowl.

Although Manning’s plans for 2014 became a big story line in the playoffs, the Broncos front office had proceeded as though their quarterback would be returning for another run at a title. If there were any concerns about his neck, he probably wouldn’t have started

all 16 games, plus three more in the playoffs.

Not only is Manning still performing at his peak level, he hasn’t lost his love for the game.

Manning said upon his arrival in New Jersey for Super Bowl week that he still enjoys playing and practicing and “when you still enjoy the preparation, I think you probably still ought to be doing that.”

He passed his required exit physical that all players take in the days following the Super Bowl loss to Seattle. He then played in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am golf tournament just days later, another indication that his neck is fine.

Manning has gone 28-7 in his two seasons in Denver with 100 TD passes, counting playoff games.

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Tonight: Treat a loved one.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You could go from being somewhat blue or quiet in the morning to being Mr. or Ms. Personality by the afternoon. You’ll express a real sense of direction and draw others in closer. Even someone who does not usually agree with you could emerge.

Tonight: Among the crowds.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Use the morning for a key project, when your leverage and ability to draw in others is high.

By the afternoon, you might resent being bogged down by what you judge to be insignificant details. Hold your tongue, and keep your own counsel.

Tonight: Get some extra R and R. CANCER (June 21-July 22) You seem to offer a perspective that many people do not have.

Your feedback is valued, even if you encounter difficulties with a higher-up. This person simply tends to be a bit of a curmudgeon. Refuse to let this person get to you. Tonight: Do what you want.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) You could be overwhelmed by everything that is going on.

Your temper could rise as others aggressively seek you out.

Screen your calls rather than blow a fuse. Dealing with work matters might preoccupy your afternoon. Tonight: Out till the wee hours.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Deal with a partner, associate or friend directly. Both of you could be the victim of a misunderstanding. Limit the rhetoric, as you attempt to clear the air.

Someone else will appreciate your ability to detach and see the big picture. Tonight: Paint the town red.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

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Though generally you’re known as the sign of diplomacy, lately you seem to be specializing in putting your foot in your mouth.

Do not let today be another example of this behavior. In the afternoon, listen to a loved one’s saga. Tonight: Dinner for two.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Dive into work, and clear out as much as possible in the morning. Interpersonal interactions will take up a large part of the afternoon. You’ll enjoy the change of pace. Talk with a loved one about what you want for the two of you. Tonight: Go with the flow, but accept an invitation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You could be frivolous in the morning and efficient in the afternoon. You suddenly might realize how much is on your plate and decide to concentrate on what must be done. Create the possibility of working at home, where you can focus.

Tonight: Head home and relax.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You could be more in tune with a child, a new project or a loved

one in the afternoon. To someone close, your change in mood from the morning chilliness that emanated from you will make him or her smile. Share more of your emotional side. Tonight: Be naughty and nice.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You are likely to speak your mind and cause quite a hullabaloo. By the afternoon, you might wish that you had stayed a little more contained. Consider what might be the best peace offering or at least an expression of your caring. Tonight: Settle in at home.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Check out a financial offer or an investment in the morning. The research that you do could prove to be most worthwhile by the afternoon. A discussion could reveal a lot more about what is being offered. Fortunately, you will ask the right questions.

Tonight: Hang out.

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by Kathy Mitchell and Marcy Sugar Dear Annie: I’d give anything to be intimate with my wife, in any form. We’ve been married for 18 years. We have not made love in more than three. We also don’t hold hands, hug, kiss or cuddle. We have pleasant conversations, and I would classify us as compatible roommates.

My wife once had a very active libido, but there was a decline in sexual frequency after the birth of our second child. We had many conversations about it, but she and I both attributed it to crazy schedules and her moderate weight gain. She joined Weight Watchers and lost the weight. In the meantime, I gained 65 pounds.

I help out around the house as best I can. I bathe and groom regularly. I went for counseling by myself and then started hinting to her about wanting to resume sex. Last year, I finally asked her why we don’t make love anymore. Her answer stunned me. My weight gain was such that she no longer finds me physically attractive. I thought I was a good person and a good husband. Apparently none of that mattered enough.

She finally agreed to couples counseling. We went once and things improved for about two weeks, but then her mother’s health declined and everything was put on the back burner. I started going to the gym and lost five pounds, but no more.

Our bed is a dead zone. I don’t know whether it’s better to be lonely in a marriage or to be alone. I know we should return to counseling, but between her mother’s health, financial issues, underachieving teenagers and my own depression, I am not seeing the point and no longer believe all of this effort will make any difference. Any suggestions? -- Frustrated on the West Coast Dear West Coast: Right now, you don’t have the energy to work on your intimacy issues on top of everything else. And even if you did, your wife might not. Life is full of stressful periods, and you cannot let the overriding problem in your marriage slide by while you wait for things to settle down.

Get back into counseling for your own sake, whether your wife goes or not. It will help you reach clarity about your situation and how to proceed. And please work on your weight to get healthier. You’ll feel better mentally, as well as physically.

Dear Annie: A person I know gossips nonstop. She can tell you the latest about everyone in the neighborhood. She also badmouths people behind their backs. She uses the guise of caring to find out whatever she can so she can spread more gossip. She is manipulative and deceitful and uses people to get what she wants, including favors and free rides. Worse, she presents herself as deeply religious.

Am I wrong to want as little as possible to do with this woman? -- Don’t Know Dear Don’t Know: You do know. This woman sounds toxic. She doesn’t deserve an audience. Avoiding her won’t make her stop gossiping about you or badmouthing you behind your back. But at least you won’t have to listen to the malicious things she says about others, which can color how you perceive them.

Dear Annie: I am writing about the letter from “Not the Company’s Bank,” the wife whose husband was not being reimbursed for his business expenses in a timely fashion.

I am happy to suggest an easy solution.

Hubby should go to the boss or accounting department and ask for a company credit card to be used solely for his business expenses. Instead of needing reimbursement, each month’s bill would be sent directly to the firm. The husband could have a copy in order to break down the expenses by client for billing purposes or to justify a questionable expense. The responsibility for timely payment would be squarely in the firm’s control. -- A Former Bookkeeper Annie’s Mailbox is written by Kathy Mitchell and Marcy Sugar, longtime editors of the Ann Landers column. Please email your questions to anniesmailbox@comcast.net, or write to: Annie’s Mailbox, c/o Creators Syndicate, 737 3rd Street, Hermosa Beach, CA 90254. To find out more about Annie’s Mailbox and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

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Off Leash

PAGE 12 TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 2014

It is

long past the time for our dog walk and both Dog Taylor and I are becoming impatient.

Our human is transfixed by the glow of the television screen, which is at this moment showing images of men moving at great speeds on ice in pursuit of a small piece of vulcanized rubber. Amusing I’m sure, but compared to a dog walk, its entertainment value just doesn’t hold up for us canines.

In the hopes of distracting the hominid from his electronic trance, I approach, put my head in his lap, and gaze up at him with my best “poor, sad puppy” eyes. Though we don’t share a language, the Dude immediately understands what I am trying to communicate. He tousles my ears and asks that most rhetorical of questions, “Time to go for a walk Bo?” I shake and trot for the door with Dog Taylor not far behind.

We dogs are ready to romp. My human however has a few preparations to make before we go. We pried him away from one form of technology, but he is not prepared to leave his wired world behind. Even before he puts his boots on, he starts gathering gadgets.

First and foremost, his digital camera so he can document this momentous occasion — the nightly walk with his dogs — for posterity. Then his cell phone, so that he can communicate at will with other hominids should he feel the need to chat. Followed by a GPS unit so we can know exactly where we are on this trail that we have walked literally thousands of times. A SPOT satellite emergency tracker is of course essential. One never knows when you will run into trouble and need to send out a signal informing search and rescue that you are in dire need of their services. And last but not least, his iPod, so he might enjoy a few tunes from the over 2598 (10.2 days worth) he has stored there. Tonight it will be something a little more up tempo as he will be skiing and there is nothing as exhilarating as cranking a few tele-turns to the blood stirring beat of The White Stripes or Big Sugar. Or at least that is the opinion of my plugged in human. Taylor and I will traipse through the winter night unencumbered by battery-powered devices. Well, almost. Our human insists that we wear headlamps around our necks so he might keep track of us in the dark. And so it was, with light emitting diodes glowing, we set out into the snow.

Initially, Taylor and I take the lead on the trail. As long as we are on the flat, or going up hill, being in front of a human on skis is fine. When heading down slope however, it is best to let people — especially those who have not totally mastered the technology of skis — go first. It is just safer that way.

Right off the hop, I notice two bull elk standing in a grove of trees, just off the edge of the llama pasture. I see them; I smell them and I hear them. Heck if we were just a bit closer, I could taste them. My dude, however, is oblivious. His attention currently distracted by his wrist computer that is informing him that the barometric pressure is dropping.

The rest of the ski is fantastic. We get to the top of the ridge and then with the lights of town glowing below us, we chase after our person as he flies down the hill towards home.

By the time we hit the llama pasture, we can hardly keep up to the crazy hominid on skis, going mach III towards the hay shed. You know, the hay shed where two monstrous bull elk with lethally pointy antlers are trying to steal a few mouthfuls of feed.

Hard to know who is more surprised: our Dude by the wild-eyed, charging ungulates or the elk by the expletive spewing, charging human. It is a near miss but the collision is avoided. More by good luck than good technology however.

Photos and word processing by Dan Mills

DAILY TOWNSMAN / DAILY BULLETIN

An unrestrained dogumentary.

Gadgets Galore: Boulder takes a closer sniff of his humans burden of technology.

Dog Taylor demonstrates the safe way to descend a slope when your human is on skis. They can’t run you over if you stay behind them.

Mean while, back at the llama pasture: A bull elk with a regal rack frequents the paddock in winter in hopes of scoring a little snack from the hay shed.

ON NOW!

The glow of civilization: Technology shines up through a crystalline wonderland.

Boulder’s human with skis on his feet and Big Sugar in his ears, heads towards the lights of home.

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