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Victoria high about cannabis reat news for cannabis supporters: your movement is here.

Over 500 people filled Alix Goolden Hall Monday night, Sept. 24, to be part of a community discussion on “A Sensible Cannabis Policy For B.C.” DANIELLE But while five rousing POPE speakers drew cheers and news@ even standing ovations from mondaymag.com the audience, the biggest news came from one group named Sensible BC that is proposing a question be put on the ballot in the next provincial referendum in September 2014, asking voters whether or not they want the Government of Canada to allow the provincial regulation of cannabis.

Though the wording of the question is still being approved by Elections BC, enthusiasts are calling this movement similar to the anti-HST campaign — but with even more support.

“People are calling me the Bill Vander Zalm of marijuana,” Dana Larsen, cannabis advocate and Sensible BC founder, told the crowd. “We are perfectly positioned in B.C. right now to create this change. Cannabis prohibition causes far more harm than marijuana itself ever could, and we are seeing more support for this movement than there was for ending the HST ... Stephen Harper doesn’t always get what he wants.”

The group will need to collect approximately 400,000 signatures to get the question on the ballot, and has already begun to solicit help with leg work to get the petition in the hands of voters. At Monday night’s event, seniors, adults and even high school students rose to the mic to ask how they could assist.

“With cannabis reform polling at 70 per cent, and with the kind of turnout we saw [Monday] night, I think politicians at all levels would do well to pay attention to the voters of B.C. right now,” says Philippe Lucas of the Centre for Addictions Research of B.C., who organized the event. “We live in a society that will judge you for speaking out about drug laws ... but there is no single law in B.C. right now that, if reformed, could change so many factors.”

For those who missed the event, a recorded version of the discussion is posted in its entirety at the SensibleBC.ca website.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GANDHI! Peaceful Victorians can gather to celebrate the birth of one of the world’s most famous peace vigilantes, then do a little peacework themselves.

The Victoria chapter of the Canadian Department of Peace Initiative will celebrate Mahatma Gandhi and the International Day of Nonviolence with a free event Tues., Oct. 2, 7-9pm at the First Metropolitan United Church (932 Balmoral). Just before that, on Sept. 27 and 29, international peace-builder James O’dea will be hosting two talks on how everyone can contribute to a better society.

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we’re concerned with peace on the world scale,” says Saul Arbess, who co-organized the events. “There’s still plenty of violence and crime in Victoria. What we’re saying is let us enhance restorative justice, interethnic relations, and concern ourselves with empowering communities and working with them so they can respond to these issues.”

O’dea, author of Cultivating Peace: Becoming a 21st Century Peace Ambassador and former Washington office director of Amnesty International, has worked with peace efforts in Rwanda, Israel, Palestine and Northern Ireland. His talk comes on the heels of the United Nations’ announcement that efforts for the UN’s International Decade for a Culture of Peace and Non-violence for the Children of the World (2001 to 2010) will be renewed.

“It should be abundantly clear that planetary peace requires more than a little nudge. It requires a great turnaround,” says O’dea. “Genuine peace represents a whole new order of being and an evolutionary reframing ... We were born for such a time as this.”

Meanwhile, Arbess believes there are still tangible ways everyone can contribute to peace in their own society — signing up to the Victoria chaper of the Canadian Department of Peace Initiative, for example, or showing a little more kindness to all.

“There are a lot of ways we can think about peace, both outer and inner peace — how one works in situations of conflict or anger,” says Arbess. “Peace to me means ‘right’ relationship with one’s self, one’s community and the wider world.”

See James O’dea talk Thurs., Sept. 27, 7-9pm at First Metropolitan United Church (932 Balmoral), $10, or join in the workshop “Cultivating Peace: From the Inside Out” Sat., Sept. 29, 9am-5pm at New Horizons (234 Menzies), $75. To reserve a spot, contact Penny Joy at pjoy@shaw.ca or 250383-5878. Visit departmentofpeace.ca for more. M

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In the name of science was so pleased to hear that Emmanuel Ben-Soussan picked up an illustrious Ig Nobel award last week for advising doctors who perform colonoscopies on how to minimise the chance of their patients exploding. I’m sure both doctors and patients appreciate his handy tips. I imagine it would be rather frightening to be lying on your side on an operating table with a tube stuck in an uncomfortable place and hearing a loud bang, followed by your surgeon exclaiming, “Oh, shit!”

GRANT The annual Ig Nobel awards are one of my favourite McKENZIE celebrations of scientific achievement, followed closely by the annual Darwin Awards, which tend to celebrate editor@ the exact opposite. mondaymag.com This year marks the 22nd gala, organized by humour magazine Annals of Improbable Research as a spoof of the nerdalicious and slightly more prestigious Nobel prizes, with winners awarded at Harvard University (birthplace of National Lampoon magazine; and responsible for the education of eight U.S. presidents).

While Ben-Soussan’s award is my personal favourite (and that could be because I’m getting to an age wherein doctors get their giggles by scheduling unpleasant things at annual checkup time), the Ig Nobel’s always have something for everyone.

Take Craig Bennett, a psychologist at the University of California, who picked up this year’s neuroscience prize for telling doctors that just because a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scanner shows signs of brain activity, it doesn’t mean your patient is actually alive. Bennett and his team discovered this blip by scanning the brains of dead salmon. His conclusion is that if you search long enough for something, you just might find it — but that doesn’t mean it can be trusted. Or it could also mean the salmon he tested was only pretending to be dead.

Anita Eerland of Open University in the Netherlands won the Ig Nobel for psychology by making people guess the height of the Eiffel Tower incorrectly.

She discovered that when people lean to the left, things seem smaller, and when they lean to the right, things seem larger. This means that instead of buying a new, larger TV, we only have to put some blocks on the left side of the couch, so that we lean to the right. Voila! Big-screen fun at no extra cost.

The snickering charitable award of the evening went to the University of California’s Rouslan Krechetnikov in the category of fluid dynamics. I have a feeling that all the physicists and biologists were giggling over this one as Krechetnikov discovered it was just a coincidence that the biomechanics of walking contributes to the amplification of coffee sloshing, which results in us spilling our coffee when we walk.

And here I thought it was because I prefer to skip when I’m carrying a hot beverage. M

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EITHER VOTE YES OR GET OFF THE POT As this paper arrives on stands, the Union of B.C. Municipalities will be deciding whether or not to take a province-wide stance on cannabis decriminalization and regulation in B.C. Our fingers are crossed tightly that we can award them an A+ for supporting this historic initiative. Stay tuned.

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CONTENTS VOL. 38, NO. 39 Sept. 27 - Oct. 3, 2012

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How is it that in our province, in Canada, that so many young women are having to survive maltreatment that sends them onto the streets? Yes, we can elect politicians that mean what they say: "families ďŹ rst."

For many years we have had inadequate support in schools for troubled students and families. Let's reinstate counsellors so that families can be supported up front, not waiting ’til children are on the streets or in detention. I think it's time for a change in priorities.

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is sickeningly inconvenient. She wants to wallow among friends, not the people she has ignored along with their elected representatives asking for accountability. Like the many small business folks that are hurting from reduced market cash ows her stewardship has ittered away. The tax giveaways that were to bring trickle down beneďŹ ts have become trickle away cash shortages. More folks see signiďŹ cant corporate tax reductions as cash taken from their own pockets and cash registers. Many are starting to see that those taxes are public property and not the administration’s to gift to supportive friends.

It appears more like a theft of public assets.

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of the next election is likely uncertain to the wire, but business and shoppers alike are shopping for a new market growth ideology and a hope to their future.

DEE SHOOLINGIN, DUNCAN

MLAs need right to vote as individuals Premier Clark is right about a number of things: Politicians have to re-connect with the people. They were elected as our trustees and they should be communicating with the people on a regular basis, just like directors of private corporations communicate with their shareholders.

The most effective way to bring about that dialogue is to hold town hall meetings on a regular basis, to listen to the people and

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to discuss the merits of current and new programs and issues.

Her recent decision to let the Haisla Indian band take ownership of a swath of coastal waterfront on the Douglas Channel near Kitimat is another example of a ‘bad idea’. A public auction could conceivably have generated millions in revenues. The disposition of these lands could impede the development of the land, and the free ow of seaborne trafďŹ c in the Douglas waterways.

She also says ‘this democracy’ belongs to the citizens, but party discipline has effectively destroyed that process.

If Clark wants to reconnect and re-establish the relationship with her constituents, she will have to ban party discipline, and insist our MLAs get their direction from the people and vote accordingly, without living in fear of reprisals from the party and leaders.

That would be a radical departure from the dictator style governments we have in Canada today, but nothing less will make it happen.

ANDY THOMSEN, SUMMERLAND BC

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Municipal gathering is the real stuff his week, Victoria puts the lie to Premier Christy Clark’s glib and dismissive characterization of the capital as a dead zone where BRIAN oxygen-starved poKIERAN litical zombies do the bkieran@ dance of the living mondaymag.com dead under a glazed bubble.

This week, the capital is host to the annual convention of the Union of B.C. Municipalities (UBCM), a gathering of more than 1,000 civic leaders from Fort Nelson to Port Renfrew.

This is not an excuse for a party.

These municipal and regional district leaders recognize they are here on the very thin dimes of their local ratepayers and they tend to work their buns off.

Having covered this event for years, I am always struck by the level of engagement between delegates and senior levels of government.

This week, we have even seen the consolidation of a mayors’ caucus. More than 100 of them met Mon., Sept. 24, to firm up an agenda for dealing with the pro-

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vincial government, which is routinely guilty of downloading its fiscal pressures on the backs of local government.

This is real stuff. It’s important. It’s gritty. And, it is often more productive than we give it credit for. What it is not, is an example of what the premier deems to be a dead zone.

When it was reported that the premier thinks Victoria is a “sick culture” without “real people,” Clark said she was just referring to the legislature, which she described as an “enclosed bubble.”

She said her real job is getting out of Victoria to meet the real folks and talk about real issues. In support of this retro-spin — worthy of Mitt Romney — she embarked on a whirlwind mini-campaign with election-style promises and photo ops at BCIT’s aerospace campus in Richmond and at UBC’s Okanagan campus in Kelowna.

For Clark to write off the legislative precinct as an enclosed bubble bereft of worthy endeavours is political myopia.

For thousands of citizens over the years it has been the place where their passions and frustration could find expression.

I remember when Clayoquot anarchists stormed the legislature in the ’90s, broke the hip of a commissionaire and shattered the glass door to the chamber.

Sure — why not?

What happened that day wasn’t pretty, but no one pretended it wasn’t real or relevant.

On Oct. 22, hundreds, maybe thousands, of environmentalists and representatives of 80 First Nations will take part in a “Defend our Coast” sit-in on the legislature lawn to protest the Enbridge pipeline and oil tanker traffic.

Irrelevant? Hardly.

At the other end of the spectrum the little things also mean a lot. When the House is sitting, MLAs have an opportunity to celebrate the good works of citizens in their ridings.

For many, this recognition is pretty special. One day it is a valued resident of Vanderhoof, the next day it is folks in Richmond organizing a charity run.

It never makes the news, but it’s real — it’s B.C. Premier Clark just doesn’t get it. Back in 2005, Clark left the legislature full of praise for its dedicated people and their tireless stewardship. Seven years later, it is Clark who is trapped in a bubble of her own design. She’s spent so much of the past year campaigning that she has forgotten what it is like to govern.

Maybe her bubble will burst Friday when she has to stand up in front of a thousand UBCM delegates and curry their favour. M

JONI MILLER, Victoria

Probably not, but I’m sure it would pass if it came to a vote.

PATRICIA MCDONALD, Victoria

Yes. I think it’s important to hear from all residents.

SARAH FRASER, Victoria

Yes. I would say yes, because that seems like the democratic thing to do.

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Hollaback battles street harassment at-calling is an institution in our society. For most, the idea brings to mind the iconic construction worker hooting at a model in some perfume commercial, or a droning “Hey bay-bee” shouted from a car window. Half of you are aware that this institution has long since worn out its welcome — the other half have never had SIMON anyone demand sex or bark homophobic NATTRASS slurs at them from the safety of a moving snattrass@ vehicle. mondaymag.com “Many people who are less likely to be harassed on the street are unaware of the impact of that behaviour,” says Julie MacSween. MacSween is one of the people responsible for the creation of victoria.ihollaback.org, dedicated to combating street harassment in The Capital. Along with raising awareness, the site provides an outlet for those affected by street harassment to share their stories, and allows readers to voice their support for those who speak out.

The idea behind the site goes beyond shaming people who engage in street harassment, says Hollaback volunteer Rowan

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Hébert. “If we create a culture where we decide that street harassment is okay, we start to decide that other things are okay.”

People share stories about all kinds of harassment, and support from readers encourages those affected to react to harassment with confidence rather than fear. “If you see that 40 people have read your story and are behind you, that’s empowering,” says Hébert.

The stories collected on the Hollaback site since its launch on Sept. 6 shatter the image of the sleazy but charming construction worker. Experiences range from queer couples berated for being confident enough to walk down the street holding hands to 13-year-old girls being asked if they’ll “fuck for money” by a car full of young men. These stories represent all that is still vicious and crude in our society.

Street harassment isn’t about paying compliments or having a laugh on Friday night. It sets a precedent for public interactions characterized not by friendly smiles but by juvenile humour, bigotry, threats and sexual harassment. By refusing to brush this off as a routine hazard of walking around in The Capital, Victoria Hollaback is shouldering the burden of our collective failure to simply be decent to one another.

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Pin-up queen conquers USA BETTINA MAY TURNS HEADS TO CINCH ELUSIVE GREEN CARD he world of burlesque has become even more noteworthy, thanks to iconic pin-up model Bettina May. May, a Monday favourite and creator of Victoria’s first two neoburlesque troupes, the BettiLu Bombshells and the group now known as the Cheesecake Burlesque Revue, has just received the first-ever U.S. green card awarded for burlesque.

DANIELLE POPE Now, May can news@mondaymag.com proudly call herself an official “Alien of Extraordinary Ability in the field of Burlesque, Pin-Up Modeling and Vintage Style Instruction” — a category that had to, in part, be carved out for May when she moved to New York in August of 2010 and began her application process. The exclusive process only approves a select few applicants each year, most of whom are Nobel Prize-winning scientists, Academy Award-winning actors, Olympic athletes and the like.

“Two years is an awfully long time to be biting your nails,” May told Monday in a phone interview from New York. “It was such a huge relief to hear the news.”

May, who says she will maintain her “proudly Canadian” citizenship, will now be allowed to work in the U.S. in any field she likes, vote, even leave the country — something she hasn’t been able to do for more than two years.

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“The moment I found out, I called my parents and said ‘I’m coming home!’” says an excited May. “I already have a list of my first must-dos in Victoria, like visiting Lotus Pond Vegetarian Restaurant, driving down Dallas Road, eating Ketchup Chips!”

May began her career in Victoria where she started to receive international acclaim for her work in classic pin-up modeling. The multi M-award winner starred as Monday’s own classic Bond Girl in a 2006 cover. She was also featured in an episode of the HBO series RealSex about the rebirth of modern pin-up. Then, May was hired by a touring vaudeville show based in the U.S. in early 2009, on the first-ever work visa handed out to a burlesque performer. She toured non-stop for a year and a half, hitting almost every state.

Since May made New York her home in 2010, it’s no surprise she’s risen to the top of her field, performing at the best cabaret venues and dinner theatres, like Duane Park and Webster Hall, while modeling and helping women unleash their inner bombshells in her pin-up classes during the day.

“For the immigration process, I had to do a lot of work and fill out so many forms proving that burlesque is an important and valuable art form,” says May. “I think it really says something that this kind of card has never been awarded before … and now I am holding one in my hands.”

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She has also been featured regularly in The New York Times, New York Post, Shimmy Magazine, Dynamite Magazine in Germany and Portuguese Vogue.

While she’ll only be in town for a week, May is already prepared for her fans. She’ll be hosting a special private pin-up class on Oct. 20 in a vintage home in Vic West from noon to 6pm for all the women ready to try their own hand at glam-style modeloking ing. And for those looking starry-eyed in their own ple, direction of the Big Apple, p— May says don’t give up especially now. m, “If you have a dream, rk you just have to work really hard and don’tt let it go,” she says.

“There were so many people who told me what I wanted to do was not possible, but I didn’t believe them. I just kept going. And here I am.”” M SENSATIONAL PINUPS

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that on Sept. 22, 1982, Henderson recorded The Neos.

Victoria’s fledgling punk-rock scene needed someone to document the music being created, and Henderson was just the guy to do it. Over the years, the location and name of the studio changed, but he was always there to record the bands. After Hole In The Wall, Henderson moved his equipment downtown to the corner of Douglas and Johnson, upstairs from where Burger King now stands. This studio was called Clandestine Armaghetto and it was here that Henderson recorded Red Tide’s single “Kelp & Salal.”

The clandestine part came when the landlord told them there could be no noise before 6pm Monday to Thursday and 9pm on Fridays. Unfortunately, Henderson forgot to inform the Dayglo Abortions that when he allowed them to practice there one Friday evening at 6pm.

Next up was On The Corner, which was on the corner of Johnson and Pandora in the room that is now the front lounge of Backpacker’s Inn. This studio ran through ’84 and ’85. At some point in ’86, Henderson moved the studio in with Randy Stubbs and Dayglo Abortions’ members Jesus Bonehead and Spud, and upgraded to an eight-track machine.

Around 1988, Henderson moved into the home of former Monday writer James Kennedy, who had a basement full of lutes, harpsichords and hundreds of recorders.

“I called that [studio] Lutes and Flutes,” recalls Henderson with a chuckle. Next, Henderson and his girlfriend moved into their own place out on Shelbourne. The inevitable studio was called The Dollhouse, which ran from 1989-1993.

“Mission of Christ, Shutdown, a couple of Show Business Giants records and the first Hanson Brothers record were all done at Dollhouse,” he says.

Eventually, Henderson moved out to Colwood and the Sea Of Shit was born. “It was my first really pro recording studio, with a 24-track machine and digital multi-tracking. It was what everyone was using at the time, so Nomeansno recorded there, then took the tapes and mixed it in Vancouver.”

Sea Of Shit became somewhat legendary throughout the ’90s and into the new millennium with a who’s who of Victoria punk rock laying down their songs.

In 2005, Sea Of Shit was no more and Henderson was without a studio for the first time in a very long time. He spent a lot of his time doing live sound at Logan’s Pub (which he still does), until he and a couple of friends partnered up in 2007 to open Lap Of Luxury in Sooke. It is here where he continues to record both his own projects as well as any number of local musicians.

“I’m not a producer. I hate that term. I record bands and engineer records,” says Henderson. “Oddly enough, the Virgin Records guide to Alternative Records claims that I am Nomeansno’s producer. That’s ridiculous. Nobody produces Nomeansno.”

All of the recording projects aside, there is much more to Henderson’s involvement in local music. He also co-owned Richard’s Records in the early ’80s that became a local spot to get punk albums and where many people in the scene bumped MARY ELLEN GREEN into each other. four sets a night of Top-40 hits, you weren’t going to get any Over the years, he’s also “made 40 solo records that nobody’s gigs. Outcast by the mainstream for being a rock musician and ever heard because I just make records to amuse myself.” outcast by other musicians for wanting to play original music, As for bands, he’s played in Beige Froth, Shovlhead, Swell Henderson had trouble finding anywhere to fit in.

Prod., Show Business Giants, Hissanol, The Vinaigrettes and “Then punk rock came along and it was okay to be a weirdo. Metronome Cowboys. He currently works with People’s War, It was encouraged to be a weirdo.”

High Arctic and David P. Smith.

Now instead of dreaming of rocking out with tight pants Thirty years is a long time to be involved in something, but and feathered hair, kids saw a new way to vent all their aggres- Henderson couldn’t be happier. sions. While still playing in “The thing about music cover bands, Henderson in a community like Victoria borrowed a friend’s Tascam is that you make a lot of “Then punk rock came along 3340 machine to record at friends. It’s more like a big and it was okay to be a weirdo. a practice space in central family, really.”

It was encouraged to be a Saanich and started to get Thinking for a minute, into four-track recording he comes up with a story to weirdo.” techniques. close with.

“My friend, Malcolm “I was at a party years Dew Jones, and I . . . bought a ago with Canadian classical comhalf-inch, four-track tape machine. It was the size of a bank poser Murray Adaskin. He was a really nice, down-to-earth guy vault and weighed about the same. We got a cheesy mixing who had to have been about 96 years old at this time . . . I said board and some cheesy mics and I built this studio in the base- ‘Murray, my god! It’s way past your bedtime. I thought you were ment of my house at 306 Vancouver Street; a house I shared retired.’ And he just gave me a look and said ‘Musicians don’t with a bunch of local punk rockers.” Notably, local speed punk retire.’” M legends, The Neos, recorded the vocals for their first record in To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Henderson’s first official that living room.

The first studio was short-lived and Henderson moved it to recording (The Neos), there will be a two-day festival at Logan’s his new house that he shared with his girlfriend at the time. Tavern of the Damned (1821 Cook). Staying true to his musician Hole In The Wall Studio (named for the hole in the wall) was form, Henderson will be doing sound Friday night and playing all located where Save-On Foods grocery store on Blanshard now night Saturday. Friday night line-up: The Role Models, The Poor stands, in an area previously known as the “banana belt.” He Choices, and AK47 (bands Henderson has recorded). $10. 10pm.

Saturday night line-up: Tool and the Eel, People’s War and mainly set it up to record his own projects, but soon found he was always being asked to record other bands. And so it was High Arctic (bands henderson is in). $10. 10pm.

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or all of Victoria’s old-world façade, the city has always kept a vibrant, cuttingedge beat when it comes to music. This was especially true during the punk and new wave explosion of the late 1970s — and right there at the beginning was local musician and recording engineer Scott Henderson with his trusty fourtrack tape machine.

Life has a strange way of setting people on the course they are meant to take, and for Henderson the signposts were almost fatal. As a teenager and part of the school photo club, Henderson was taking pictures of his friends dressed in full military garb.

“I was taking all of these TY FORSLUND pictures of my friend with arts@mondaymag.com his gas mask on and pointing the rifle at me, not knowing that it was loaded and the safety was off.”

It was another friend, however, who had never held a gun before who asked to hold it when it discharged, shooting Henderson in the chest. “I was lucky that they had a brand new chest surgeon they were showing around Vic General that day when they rolled me in.” He lived, but ended up losing a lung in the process.

“I really wanted to join the RCAF more than anything, but there is no way you can be in the air force with one lung, so the obvious decision was to become a musician.”

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Coast Salish carver Charles Elliott and his 16-year-old son, Chas, stand with a work-in-progress totem they are creating for the new Tsartlip Health Centre. See more of their art at Tulista Park until Oct. 21.

INCLUSIVE FIRST NATIONS ART SHOW AND SALE unique art show is coming to the Saanich Kevin Brophy among others.

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Order of B.C. recipient Charles Elliott’s studio on The Community Arts Council is host- West Saanich Road is on the very land he was born ing the fourth-annual invitational First and raised on. He built the studio seven years ago Nations and Metis Art Show and Sale, and now employs other carvers who help with his an art show that represents all the First Peoples desig- commissions. nated by the government of Canada.

Charles started making traditional Coast Salish art Held on traditional Coast at just 11 years old, building tiny Salish territory, the show will also canoes out of cottonwood bark he FIRST NATIONS host artists from the Mohawk, found on the beaches around his AND METIS ART Blackfoot, Cree, Ojibway, Navajo, family home. Now, with 48 years in SHOW AND SALE Inuit and Chickasaw Nations. the marketplace, Charles is as busy Sept. 28 to Oct. 21 This is the first time all of these as ever — his shop is overflowing Tuesday through Sunday, groups will be represented in a with commissions, from a 28-foot 10am to 4pm continuous show, instead of a canoe destined for UVic to four Community Arts Council one-day exhibition.

“House Posts” custom-designed for Gallery at Tulista Park More than 40 new and the new Tsartlip Health Centre outreturning artists are expected side Brentwood Bay. (9565 Fifth, Sidney) to show their art, interact with “These shows give exposure the public and demonstrate their to artists, bring the community work. The diversity of art exprestogether and help to bridge cultures sions will include: carving, weaving, prints, fabric art, because people want to know the stories behind these drums, rattles, pottery, beading, leather work, paint- pieces,” says Charles. ing, jewelry and more.

Charles has been coaching his son, Chas, in tradiThe show will include work from Charles Elliott tional Coast Salish artforms for the last three years. and his son Chas, Chris Paul, Doug Lafortune, Frank “I’ve always loved art. I’ve been surrounded by it,” Lewis, Charlene George, Robyn Kruger, Selena says Chas, who carves small plaques and poles and Aurica Bondoc, Virgil Sampson, Brian Clark, Rachel paints “prints, lots and lots of prints.”

McFarland, Rande Cook, Carolyn Memnook, Victoria “It’s important for me to stay attached to the culPruden, Selena Aurica, Lynn Hemry, Carol Grenier, ture so we can teach others in the future, like my own Jessica Bekker, Gloria Valencia, Stephanie Papik, and kids,” says Chas. M

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But the party doesn’t stop there. Come back Saturday for more live music featuring the Busy Island Gamelan Orchestra, Carmanah, Hayley and Acres of Lions. Noon to 4pm at the Quad (near the fountain by the library). M

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RATTENBURY OPERA CONCERTS he Other Guys Theatre Co. is proud to announce the development of composer/librettist Tobin Stokes’ new chamber opera, Rattenbury, based on the true story of the architect’s fast rise and free-fall. With Richard Margison in the title role, this concert takes place on the spot Rattenbury and mistress Alma met — The Crystal Ballroom at the Fairmont Empress. 8pm Saturday and Sunday.

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Monster Theatre's Tara Travis stars as Henry VIII in Till Death Do We Part.

FRESH FROM THE SEXY FACTORY AND OTHER EPIPHANIES et ready for a thought work ... and that’s how the second provoking, laugh induc- piece came in.” ing, erotically provocaMonster Theatre artistic producer tive weekend with Fresh Tara Travis is bringing her one-womfrom the Sexy Factory an show Till Death Do We Part about and other Epiphanies, a new festival King Henry VIII and his queens. The of sexy works at the Intrepid Theatre play, written and directed by Monster Club. artistic director Ryan Gladstone, sees Produced by one of Victoria’s most Travis embody six queens, six love sensuous performstories and six ers, Miss Rosie deaths.

SEXY FACTORY Bitts and Best Bitts T r a v i s Sept. 29 and 30 Productions, Fresh also starred Intrepid Theatre Club From the Sexy in Monster Factory features Theatre’s play Till Death Do We Part at 7pm three cutting-edge Houdini’s Power/Play at 8:45pm shows of all-new Last Escape, Beefcake Boylesque at works by tourwhich wowed 10:15pm ing performers: Victoria audiTickets are $15 advance or Cameryn Moore, ences at last $20 at the door. See all three Tara Travis and the year’s fringe for $35. all-new Beefcake festival.

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The third eventbrite.com or in person Moore is bringshow in the at the Garden of Eden (1483 ing her choosefestival is Douglas). yo u r- ow n - a d the Victoria venture theatre premiere play Power/Play, of Beefcake the third in her trilogy which also Boylesque. It is the first time a full includes pick of the Fringe winner boylesque troupe has performed in Phone Whore and Slut (R)evolution, Victoria. which recently played to local audi“I knew that Johnny Bottomsworth ences at the Victoria Fringe. was putting together a troupe and “I love her work and I real- we talked about putting on a show ly believe in what she does,” says and I thought it would be perfect.

Bitts, who toured the Fringe circuit These guys are brilliant. We’ve had with Moore the last two years. Bitts a few solo performers but it’s few approached Moore about bringing and far between, so having a whole the third installment of her trilogy boylesque troupe is really exciting,” to Victoria when she heard Moore says Bitts. had no plans to do so on her own.

“Women are certainly going to “I asked if I produced it if she would enjoy it because we very rarely get come and she said yes. That was the to see men take their clothes off start.” in a fun and sexy and lighthearted With Power/Play confirmed, Bitts way. But men can come and not feel sought out other new works to form intimidated either because these are a festival. “There are no other festi- guys from all walks of life. They’re vals in Victoria that are for theatre not Chip N Dale Dancers. Some are about sexy work,” says Bitts. “The buff and beautiful, some are older focus is to have sexy work, but I also and some are young, skinny nerds. included other epiphanies because It’s about having fun and doing this I wanted to include other brilliant beautiful artform.” M

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MONDAY GUIDE > FILM rom Colors to Training Day, there have been a number of fine police dramas set on the mean streets of Los Angeles. Add to that roster End of Watch, a gritty and engaging “buddy movie” that gets very high marks for realism as it focuses on a pair of ordinary street cops who patrol the gang-and drug-infested area of South Central L.A. where violence and death are a daily occurrence. Brian Taylor (Jake Gyllenhaal) sports a buzz cut and a wicked sense of humour, while his Hispanic partner, Mike Zavala (Michael Pena, Million Dollar Baby), is the decent family man who married his high school sweetheart.

The two men are truly brothers in blue, and have a touching bond underneath their edgy — and often profane — banter.

Much of the film sees them handle everything from noise disturbances to shoot-em-ups with local gangbangers. They even get a medal for running into a burning home to save three kids. They keep circling around a local thug named Big Evil, and inadvertently cause some major grief to a Mexican drug cartel that has expanded into L.A. Unbeknownst to the two cops, a drug lord has put out a contract on them and the aptly named Big Evil has put his gang on their tail with orders to smoke them in a hail of automatic gunfire. You can count on a bit of a body count.

The gripping Watch is initially off-putting due to its multiple points of view. Taylor is making his own movie about life as a cop, and the toggling back and forth between “objective” camerawork and Taylor’s own footage is jarring moreso than illuminating (although it pays off later). The performances are the key thing here: cute-as-a-puppy Gyllenhaal is surprisingly persuasive as a decent cop in a tough town. And Pena brings a lot of depth to his role as a man who is deeply proud of his Mexican heritage and is willing to risk his life doing a thankless, violent job. The ending comes in a bit of a rush, but the film’s intensity, realism and abiding humanity make for a great ride-along. M

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t’s hard not to think of Clint Eastwood berating an empty chair at the recent Republican Convention as one watches Trouble With The Curve, a comedy-drama about an aging — and ailing –— baseball scout who has been ambushed by a lonely old age. Gus used to be one of the all-time greats, but in an age of computer analysis his old-fashioned, hands-on style is seen as an anachronistic liability (to say nothing of how macular degeneration has rendered him half-blind).

Gus is sent off to the boonies to check out a high-school prospect who hits the ball a ton. He is very reluctantly accompanied by his estranged daughter, Mickey (Amy Adams), an ambitious lawyer — and incredibly knowledgeable baseball nerd — who is emotionally scarred by a father who didn’t know how to raise her after her mom died when she was six. Adding to the suds factor is rival scout Johnny (Justin Timberlake), a hunky quipster who is checking out Mickey more than the baseball action.

Eastwood is full of wintry peevishness as he and Adams dance around their troubled relationship with great skill. The movie itself — which has inspired a remarkable number of baseball metaphors by numerous reviewers — is charming, funny, and easy to watch. Sadly, it’s also easy to predict where the script is going. Let’s just say Curve manages to lumber safely into second base, dignity mostly intact. M

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TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE ★★½ Directed by: Robert Lorenz Starring: Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams R - 111 minutes Continues at the Capitol, Westshore, SilverCity END OF WATCH ★★★½ Directed by: David Ayer Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Peña R - 109 minutes Continues at the Capitol, SilverCity & Uni 4

PERFECTLY POTABLE Baseball and beer are a great combo. And even if the boys of summer have been chased away by the recent fall equinox, there is still enough heat in the air to make the thought of a frosty one very appealing. One of the stars of the recent Great Canadian Beer Fest was brewmaster Sean Hoyne, whose new(ish) brewery is selling all it can make. His slyly named Dark Matter is a notquite stout or porter of cosmic charm, while Devil’s Dream IPA has a hoppy tang that IPA fans will love. Hoyne beers are available at bars, restaurants, and liquor stores all over the city.

FILM & CINEMA CALENDAR OPENING THE MASTER -(Odeon) Philip Seymour Hoffman stars as the charismatic leader of a cult religion in a provocative drama that takes none-too-subtle aim at Scientology.

Also starring Joaquin Phoenix and Amy Adams and directed by the great Paul Thomas Anderson (There Will Be Blood, Magnolia), this film is already a critical darling that swept the Venice Film Festival. Starts Fri. LOOPER -(Odeon/SilverCity/ Westshore) This trippy sci-fi film involves hitmen and time travel and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Premium Rush), Bruce Willis, and Emily Blunt.

Starts Fri. HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA -(Capitol/ SilverCity/Westshore) A hotel where vampires and sundry other monsters hide out from humans gets a big scare when a backpacking dude shows up looking for a room. This animated comedy features the voices of Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and Andy Samberg.

WON'T BACK DOWN -(Capitol/ SilverCityy) Two mothers determined to fight for the best-possible education for their kids take on an intransigent bureaucracy (and other challenges). Starring Viola Davis, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Holly Hunter.

Based on a true story. Starts Fri.

PITCH PERFECT -(SilverCity) It's a gals-versus-the-guys vocal throwdown, as competing campus choirs seem to have gone to college only to major in Glee. Starts Fri.

CONTINUING ★★ THE BOURNE LEGACY -(Odeon) The hyper-kinetic spy series gets a flaccid and disappointing reboot with a new director and new actor (Jeremy Renner). Co-starring Rachel Weisz and Edward Norton. ★★½ THE CAMPAIGN -(Caprice) A veteran congressman (Will Ferrell) who is used to running for office unapposed is shocked to find himself facing an inexperienced but effective challenger (Zach Galifianakis).

This gleefully crass comedy does a (mostly) good job of skewering obvious targets like political corruption, hypocrisy, and smug media participation in a shameless circus. ★★★ THE DARK KNIGHT RISES -(Caprice) A diabolical terrorist named Bane poses a terrible threat to Gotham, as Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy comes to an exciting but rather bloated conclusion. With Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman and Anne Hathaway.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS -(Caprice) Greg is totally ready for summer when suddenly his plans all fall apart. What's the poor guy gonna do now?

★★★ DREDD 3D -(Odeon/ SilverCity) Despite being often onedimensional, this sci-fi thriller set in a fascist future where supercops act as judge, jury, and executioner has loads of style and a neatly dank visual look. ★★★½ END OF WATCH -(Capitol/ SilverCity/Uni 4) Jake Gyllenhaal stars in a gripping and very realistic crime drama about a pair of L.A. cops who are marked for death after they confiscate some drugs and guns from a violent cartel. See review. ★★½ THE EXPENDABLES 2 -(Westshore) Expect lots of manly mayhem as a group of aging mercenaries (played by aging Hollywood mercenaries like Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis) go up against a very nasty adversary. This is good, cheesy fun. ★★★½ FAREWELL, MY QUEEN -(Odeon) Diane Kruger (Troy) stars as the doomed Marie Antoinette in a drama set in the early days of the French Revolution. ★★★★ FINDING NEMO 3D -(SilverCity/Westshore) The classic Pixar tale of a clown fish from the Great Barrier Reef who goes looking for her missing son gets a ninth anniversary relaunch in 3D. With the great character voices of Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres.

★★★ HOPE SPRINGS -(Odeon/ Caprice) Meryl Streep can't endure her marriage any more and drags her reluctant husband (Tommy Lee Jones) off to intensive couple's counselling to try to revive intimacy and romance. Although the trailers make this look like a comedy it's really a dramedy that does a good, although sometimes heavy-handed, analysis of a dying marriage.

HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET -(Capitol/SilverCity/ Westshore) It's horror time again as a mother and daughter move to a new town and buy a house right next door to where a young girl slaughtered her parents. And wouldn't you know it, the nightmare isn't over yet. ★★★½ MOONRISE KINGDOM -(Caprice) The ever-quirky Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Fantastic Mr. Fox) is in fine form as he tells a tale about two very young lovers who run away, thus sparking an unusual search. The great cast includes Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, and Frances McDormand. ★★½ PARANORMAN -(Caprice) In an amusingly morbid slice of family animation, a misunderstood boy who can talk to the dead is the only hope to save his town from an army of zombies and ghosts activated by a centuries-old curse.

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Paranormal research becomes art OPEN SPACE PRESENTS F-L-A-M-M-A-R-I-O-N BY SUSAN MACWILLIAM aranormal investigation and art meet in F-L-A-M-M-AR-I-O-N, a work by Ireland’s Susan MacWilliam, on until Oct. 15 at Open Space (510 Fort).

F-L-A-M-M-A-R-I-O-N is made primarily of a video installation MacWilliam created in 2009 to represent Northern Ireland at the Venice Biennale. It was developed from her residency at University of Manitoba Rare Books and Special Collections in Winnipeg, where she worked with a 40-box archive of T.G. Hamilton’s paranormal research, most notably a séance Hamilton conducted in 1931 that produced a “teleplasm,” spelling out the word “Flammarion” on the back wall of his séance cabinet.

“I didn’t know the nature of the collection when I got there,” says MacWilliam. She spent a month reviewing almost 20 years of research, transcripts and photographs, but it was this teleplasm (or ectoplasm) that stuck with her.

“I’ve been making video works about psychic research and paranormal phenomena for years and I’ve been to a number of conferences world wide and I’ve worked with mediums and researchers and when I discovered this I sent out an email saying ‘do you know of any other evidence of a textural teleplasm?’ And it seems to me that this is the only recorded teleplasm forming itself into a word.”

The teleplasm also connected with MacWilliam’s interest in language and repetition in the seance transcripts.

“The prime spirit guide I was interested in was a man called Walter. In the transcriptions, the words photograph, image, taken image, taken photograph would continuously come through, so the spirit guide was demanding that they had to take a photograph and this constant demand really resonated … and the fact that this is an image of a word inversely reflected the idea that here are all these words about image.”

In that vein, she invited Belfast poet Ciaran Carson to join her in her studio where she recreated Hamilton’s seance cabinet.

MacWilliam recorded Carson’s reaction to the material and the cabinet and had him read a list of photography related words.

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was able to capture the action in photographs, using up to 14 cameras in different angles.

“I was particularly interested in the way he arranged the seance rooms and his use of cameras,” she says.

MacWilliam is also interested in Hamilton’s use of stereoscopic cameras, something she uses in this installation. “It provides an image that when you look at it, you believe this thing is really there,” says MacWillam.

The film also features Atlanta-based Danish-American poltergeist investigator William G. Roll and Arla Marshall, Canadian granddaughter of Hamilton’s Scottish sitter Susan Marshall.

F-L-A-M-M-A-R-I-O-N also features two stereoscopic images and a large sculptural plywood cutout of the teleplasm.

“I’m not setting out to prove the voracity of these events. What I’m really interested in is that these things happened and there was this time in history when people banned together as a community to have seances and sittings,” says MacWilliam. “I’m also very interested in the photography and how that fits into the history of photography and the fact that modern spiritualism really developed in tandem with the birth of contemporary photography.”

Catch an Artist Talk with MacWilliam, Wed., Sept. 26 in Room A162 of the Visual Arts Building at UVic. Open Space is also hosting Persistent Personalities, a series of events that explore the phenomena of spirit communication, archives and the persistence of life after death, Sept. 25-27.

Join them Thurs., Sept. 27 at 7pm for talks by local historians Walter Meyer zu Erpen (president of the Survival Research Institute of Canada) and John Adams (discoverthepast.com) before a paranormal investigation at 10pm with clairvoyant medium Dawn Kirkham. Donations welcome.

Victoria-based archivist and historian Walter Falk has digitized the entire Hamilton archive. You can explore it at the computer stations at Open Space or at thehamiltonfiles.info. M

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A photo taken during the 1931 séance by Hamilton.

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The Governor General’s Award winner has done just that with her newest collection, The Book of Marvels: A Compendium of Everyday Things, launching at the UVic Bookstore, Wed., Oct. 3.

In her unmistakable way, Crozier has idolized the most everyday objects from apples to zippers.

Using a catalogue of curiousity, Crozier’s meditations on “things” in The Book of Marvels takes the reader on a joy ride through what might have formerly been considered the “junk drawer.” Her refreshing eye breathes secret life into all those tokens so easily taken for granted — the flashlight, fork, hinge, light bulb, needle, scissors, tooth.

Just as the best poetry is read aloud, D & M Publishers has gone one step further with this new work and issued select recorded readings of Crozier’s marvels online (see them at dmpibooks.com/book/greystone-books/thebook-of-marvels/video). For those who have the opportunity to see Crozier read about her marvels in person, there will be nothing everyday about it.

See Lorna Crozier read from The Book of Marvels: A Compendium of Everyday Things, Wed., Oct. 3, 7:30pm at the UVic Bookstore (3800 Finnerty). Book $19.95 from Greystone Books. M — Danielle Pope

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MUSIC CALENDAR THE BROKEN STRINGS - Victoria's most diverse cover band. 9pm at Canoe Brewpub (450 Swift). $5 after 9pm.

MUSIC THURS. SEPT. 27 CHICKTORIA WOMEN ROCK -Leading ladies take the stage for a passionate night of rock, soul, blues and funk with High Society, Double Platinum and Cheat the Hangman. 9pm at Logan's Pub (1821 Cook). $10.

FIGURE- Electro house. 9pm at Upstairs Cabaret (15 Bastion Sq). $18.

THE ADULTS- Geoff Lundstrom and Jason Cook play high-energy covers at the Canoe Brewpub (450 Swift). $5 after 9pm.

TOWER OF SONG -A creative tribute to Leonard Cohen featuring Oliver Swain, Leah Abramson, Glenna Garramone, shayne avec i grec, Johnny MacRae, and Kate Steele.

6:30pm at Hermann's Jazz Club (753 View). $15.

MICHAEL KOLK-The Victoria Guitar Society welcomes one of Canada's finest young guitarists performing a program of Bach, Ponce, Debussy, Barrios and the sonata by Cyril Scott.

8pm at VCM Wood Hall. $22/20.

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FALL GUIDE > EVENTS Sept. 29

4TH ANNUAL FALL VINTAGE FAIR 10am-4pm at Fairfield United Church (1303 Fairfield) — 35 local sellers all under one roof for a day of retro clothing, jewellery, accessories and more. The one stop shop for all things vintage.

Sept. 29-30

VANCOUVER ISLAND BABY FAIR Pearkes Recreation Centre (3100 Tilicum) — Get all the information on babies and toddlers at the 6th annual Vancouver Island Baby Fair. The Day is complete with exhibitors from all over Vancouver Island, speakers and entertainers, and baby races!

action figures, vintage toys, models, trains, comics, Barbie dolls, bears, LEGO, video games, Star Wars, GI Joe, Transformers, Hot Wheels, vinyl records and more. 9am to 3pm. Adults $5, kids are free.

Oct. 14

VICTORIA FREEDOM RUN Elk Lake Regional Park — Join the freedom run in support of the Canadian Diabetes Association. 3K family fun walk and 5K. Thefreedomrun.ca Oct. 20

13TH ANNUAL JAPANESE CULTURAL FAIR Esquimalt Recreation Centre (527 Fraser) — The Victoria Nikkei Cultural Society presents an action -packed day of music, dance and martial arts. 10am to 4pm. Free.

Oct. 12-20

2012 AMERICAS RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP Westhills Arena, Langford — Rugby Canada hosts this international 15s round-robin tournament featuring Canada, U.S.A. , Argentina and Uruguay.

The tournament features three double headers, Oct. 12, 16 and 20. Americasrugbychampionship. com Oct. 13-15

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Oct. 20

THE 2012 VICTORIA MASQUERADE BALL Fairmont Empress — Grab a Mask, a tux or gown and get ready for the finest masquerade ball Victoria has to offer. It’s for a good cause too; all proceeds will be donated to the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

Masks are mandatory. Victoriaball.com Oct. 20-21

Crystal Gardens — Turns out cocktails are way more than just vodka and orange juice, who knew?! Learn all about it at this three-day exploration into the craft of cocktail construction. Artofthecocktail.ca Oct. 14

ULTIMATE HOBBY AND TOY FAIR

INTUITIVE ARTS FESTIVAL James Bay Community Centre (140 Oswego) — Join more than 30 exhibitors celebrating metaphysics, holistic health and spirituality at the fourth annual Intuitive Arts Festival. Visit with energy healers, shamans, intuitives, psychics and mystics and learn tools and tips about energy healing practises. noon to 5pm.

Pearkes Arena (1300 Tilicum) — Vancouver Island's permiere toy and hobby show with vendors selling

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RICH IN FOOD: REVITALIZING TRADITIONAL FOOD ON THE NORTHWEST COAST Clifford Carl Hall, Royal BC Museum — Dolly (Watts) McRae and her daughter Annie Watts are award-winning coauthors of "Where People Feast, An Indigenous People's Cookbook" - one of the few indigenous cookbooks that focuses on Native American foods. Together, with renowned ethnobotanist and author Dr. Nancy Turner, they will tell both a traditional and modern story of the native food movement here on the Northwest coast. Indigenous food samplings will complete the evening with pointers on how to prepare and preserve the natural harvest.

Nov. 16-18

2ND ANNUAL WESTSHORE WONDERLAND CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR Eagle Ridge Community Centre (1089 Langford Parkway) — Join the Earthly Good Craft Market and celebrate the holiday season with over a hundred vendors exhibiting their hand crafted and unique gifts. Also, rumor has it; Santa will be in attendance on Saturday and Sunday.

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TEDXVICTORIA 2012: MOMENTUM

GOWARD HOUSE CRAFT FAIR — Raggedy Anns, woodwork items, jewelry, fabric works, artwork, sock monkeys, children’s clothing, specialty jams, pet gifts, and more all handmade by local artisans.

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Victoria Conference Centre (720 Douglas) — Hosted by local improvisor Dave Morris, TEDxVictoria promises to bring thinkers, inventors and leaders from the Pacific Northwest together for an evening of ideas, community, action and momentum. Tedxvictoria. com

Rich in Food: Revitalizing Traditional Food on the Northwest Coast.

Nov. 23-25

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— Professional and amateur bakers are invited to compete head to head by creating elaborate gingerbread creations.

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ANTIMATTER FILM FESTIVAL

Every Monday until Nov. 26, 12pm-1pm; Greater Victoria Public Library (735 Broughton) — You be the judge! For the first time ever, the VFF asks the public to help us select a program of short documentaries for screening at the upcoming 19th Annual Victoria Film Festival.

THE COCKTAIL SERIES: CASABLANCA Fri. Sept. 28 7pm (doors @ 6pm) Vic Theatre (808 Douglas) Tickets at the door $10 One part romance, two parts drama and a dash of musical, Casablanca is a complex cocktail that holds together well despite the diverse ingredients.

MOVIE MONDAY: MONSIEUR LAZHAR Oct. 1 at 6:30pm Eric Martin Pavilion (2328 Trent) By Donation.

A French Canadian film about a teacher who steps in after a previous teacher killed herself during recess at an elementary school.

OPEN CINEMA SEASON 10: SYMPHONY OF THE SOIL Wed. Oct. 3, 7pm (Doors at 5:30pm) Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad). Tickets $15 Open cinema in collaboration with FoodRoots present the Canadian premier of the new feature documentary by Deborah Koons Garcia titled; Symphony of the Soil.

THE COCKTAIL SERIES: GOLDFINGER Fri. Oct. 5, 7pm (doors @ 6pm), Vic Theatre (808 Douglas). Tickets at the door. $10 Mint juleps and Vodka martinis, shaken not stirred, are the drinks of choice at the last Cocktail series showing of Goldfinger.

Fri. Oct. 12-20 Various Venues Dedicated to the exhibition and nurturing of film and video as art, Antimatter has grown into the premier showcase of experimental cinema in the west. Encompassing screenings, installations, performances and media hybrids, Antimatter provides a noncompetitive festival setting in Victoria, British Columbia, free from commercial and industry agendas. Don't miss home movie day Oct. 20.

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MUSICAL MOVIE WEDNESDAY: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Oct. 31 7:00pm The Eric Martin Pavilion (2328 Trent) Tickets by Donation A disfigured musical genius, hidden away in the Paris Opera House, terrorizes the opera company for the unwitting benefit of a young protégée whom he trains and loves.

HABITAT ACQUISITION TRUSTSCREENING OF “PLAY AGAIN” Wed. Nov. 7, 7pm (Doors at 5:30pm) Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad). $TBA. This moving and humorous documentary follows six teenagers who, like the “average American child,” spend five to fifteen hours a day behind screens.

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Oct. 8 6:30pm Eric Martin Pavilion (2328 Trent) Tickets by Donation Set in Hawaii, The Descendants is a sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic journey for Matt King (George Clooney) an indifferent husband and father of two girls, who is forced to re-examine his past and embrace his future when his wife suffers a boating accident off of Waikiki. He now has to step up to parenting a couple of daughters he doesn't really know, beset with challenges of deciding the future of a large piece of family land and a surprising, unwelcome revelation.

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RED Belfry Theatre [1291 Gladstone Avenue] — In 1958 abstract painter Mark Rothko was engaged to paint murals for the Seagram Building in New York, the most lucrative commission ever. Working with a young apprentice and threatened by a new generation of painters, Rothko must create a series of masterpieces. RED dives deeply into this incredible period when the fierce, uncompromising Rothko, at the height of his power, clashes with fame and commercialism.

Sept. 27 -28

JOHN PINETTE McPherson Playhouse [3 Centennial Square] — The food-obsessed, storytelling Pinette, delivers smart, original, Bill Cosby-influenced observations on everyday life. John has toured across Canada with Just For Laughs selling out shows in all major cities and has also appeared as Edna Turnblad in the hit Broadway musical Hairspray.

Belfry Theatre [1291 Gladstone Avenue] — Listen to readings, tour the theatre, participate in acting exercises or step onto the stage for a mock audition. Featuring guest performances by the Pacific Opera Victoria and Puente Theatre.

and a long-distance love between Helene and Frank. Will they ever meet? This much-loved play is a balm for the spirit.

Sept. 29-30

BRAND NEW BOOBIES BURLESQUE

FRESH FROM THE SEXY FACTORY AND OTHER EPIPHANIES Intrepid Theatre [2-1609 Blanshard] — Three shows over two nights, including Till Death Do We Part: The Six Wives of Henry VIII, a one-woman play, Power/Play, starring Cameryn Moore, and Beefcake Boylesque, a burlesque revue performed by men.

Oct. 4-14

MACBETH

Sept. 28-30

THE MISANTHROPE CCPA Performance Hall [1701 Elgin Road] John Pinette — Social critic falls for social butterfly in this "GaGa meets Madonna" modern adaptation of the sparkling comedy. Widely hailed as Molière’s masterpiece, watch what happens when someone tries to reform society!

Royal Theatre [805 Broughton Street] — Every moment of this opera balances on the knife edge between reality and hallucination, earth and hell. From the first foreboding notes of the overture, through spine-tingling arias, macabre choruses of witches and murderers, and the Scottish people's outpouring of grief, Verdi's music pulls us with headlong momentum into the heart of evil. Macbeth is an opera of chilling beauty.

CULTURE DAYS

Langham Court Theatre [805 Langham Court] — Directed by Sylvia Rhodes. Set in the tumultuous decades between 1950 and 1970, this is a story of love – of love for great literature,

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Intrepid Theatre [2-1609 Blanshard] — Brand New Boobies is a show featuring new performers and seasoned performers who want to perform new work, or workshop established pieces. The audience gets the thrill of seeing something and someone new and the performers have an accepting, enthusiastic house to perform to.

Oct. 10-21

THE CONSTANT WIFE St. Luke’s Hall [3821 Cedar Hill X Road] — This comedy of modern manners espouses that as long as a wife is supported by her husband she must remain faithful. When the tables are turned, freedom becomes a currency with which both must pay.

Oct. 10-20

PETER’N’CHRIS AND THE MYSTERY OF THE HUNGRY HEART MOTEL Phoenix Theatre [3800 Finnerty Road, UVic] — Based on whodunit detective stories like The Hardy Boys and horror movies like The Shining, this hysterical spoof places our hilarious heroes in the thick of a series of murders at a seedy roadside motel.

Oct. 4-20

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DRACULA – THE BLOOD IS LIFE Craigdarroch Castle [1050 Joan Cresent} — Adapted from Bram Stoker’s classic horror novel by Launch Pad's David Radford and Christina Patterson, the team that adapted the award-winning "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde". This new adaptation mixes the iconic Dracula story with a dose of demonic exorcism, led by the famous vampire hunter Professor Abraham Van Helsing. You may think you've seen the story of Count Dracula, but you've never seen it like this.

Oct. 18-19

THE RETURN OF THE LABORATORY: CCPA VS. ATOMIC VAUDEVILLE The Victoria Event Centre [1415 Broad Street] — Creative Collaborations between CCPA students and the award-winning performance company Atomic Vaudeville.

Oct. 18 - Nov. 3

THE WOMAN IN BLACK Maritime Museum of B.C. (28 Bastion Square) — A shiver, a jump, a tingle up the spine. Eel Marsh House stands tall and gaunt on the bleak English seaside.

A young lawyer is sent to this lonely place, unaware of the secrets that lie behind the house’s shuttered windows… or the identity of the mysterious woman in black.

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SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL Metro Studios [1411 Quadra] — Horton listens to a clover and hears a cry for help from the tiny planet of Who, but will anyone in Jungle of Nool believe him in time to save his little friends? Follow the Cat in the Hat (and and w) his chaotic crew) and visit Dr. Seuss’ ss’ dworld of incredible creaturess and magicall characters. This musical brings e v e r y o n e ’s favourite characters out of the books and off on a fabuo help Horton lous adventure to hatch an egg, save a world and teach everyone that a person’s a person no matter how small.

Oct. 20

BUDDY VALASTRO: THE CAKE BOSS Royal Theatre [805 Broughton Street] — Join celebrity baker Buddy Valastro for an evening of cakes, stories and fun. In this rare live, interactive event, TLC's Cake Boss will share the stories behind his hit series and his colorful Italian family, answer audience questions, and give a live demonstration of the techniques that have made him one of the most successful and renowned cake artists in North America.

Oct 26 & 27

THE HORROR WITHIN: AN IMPROVISED LOVECRAFT Intrepid Theatre (1609 Blanshard) — Inspired by the works of the grandfather of horror, HP Lovecraft, Paper Street Theatre presents a miasmic show steeped in eldritch lore and dripping with tentacles too terrible to name.

Listen in rapt terror as three lovecraftian characters tell you horror stories based on your suggestions. paperstreettheatre.com Nov. 2-4

LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES Metro Theatre [1411 Quadra] — A scandalous exploration of seduction, revenge, and human malice.

Phoenix Theatre [3800 Finnerty Road, UVic] — Three gods arrive in a large manufacturingbased city in search of one good person. A young prostitute, Shen Teh, is granted a new life and the ownership of her own tobacco shop for an act of kindness to the gods. She strives to be a ”good person” in a world based on theft, th deceit and corruption, where everyon takes advantage of her generosity. one To avoid financial ruin, she invents Shui Ta — a shrewd, no-nonsense male cousin to protect her business interests. Set in mo modern-day, industrial China, Bre Brecht’s famous play maintain tains its relevance as a parable on h how to be a good person in an imperfect, money-centric, class class-divided society.

Nov. 9

understandings, hidden identities, fluttering fans, whispered gossip and a touching reconciliation that's sure to please audiences.

corner. Adventure awaits in Never Land where growing up is only for those who lack imagination.

Nov. 24 - Dec. 1

Dec. 7-9

PAN

BAT BOY THE MUSICAL

McPherson Playhouse [3 Centennial Square] — This November Kaleidoscope invites you to experience the classic story like you have never before. Join Peter, Wendy, & Captain Hook in a brand new adaptation inspired from the works of J.M. Barrie. PAN dares you to free your imagination and fly away on an epic adventure where danger lurks behind every

Metro Theatre [1411 Quadra] — Inspired by a "true" story about a half-boy, half-bat found living in a cave. Bat Boy learns to speak from his adoptive family and yearns for acceptance in the face of hatred and violence.

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THE BITTS OF TEASE CABARET: SUPERSTARS OF THE TEASE Metro Theatre [1411 Quadra] — Enjoy some of the top best Burlesque performers from across North America in this high calibre Burlesque and Cabaret Show.

Nov. 16-17 & Nov. 23-24

GHOSTS OF THE PLAZA: INTERACTIVE THEATRE Odd Fellows Hall [1315 Douglas] — In its 101 year life span the Victoria Plaza has elicited moments of both the grandeur and grotesque. True stories of suicide, suspense and the supernatural come to life alongside the narrative of an eclectic hotel and its numerous reinventions! Part comic history, part haunted ghost tour, Ghosts of the Plaza tells its story through the eyes of the women who lived and worked there — and the ghosts who have inevitably collected. Moving between scenes such as Prohibition Speakeasy, Arabian Nights, and Beatnik Coffee House, the production travels along the hotel's time line in a uniquely interactive series of vignettes.

Nov. 21 – Dec. 1

1.9.8.4.

Intrepid Theatre Club [#2-1609 Blanshard] — Your Attention Please. A newsflash has this moment arrived in airstrip three from 7032 Case I. All loyal citizens of Victory City are requested to attend Giggling Iguana’s retro future production of 3089 Orwell G’s novel 1 9 8 4 at Intrepid Theatre Club - Nov. 1 through Dec. 1. Further details will follow.....

OCTOBER

NOVEMBER

12 Saint Saëns Piano Concerto

27 & 28 Laplante Plays Beethoven signature series

NOVEMBER

andre laplante

shoko inoue

compañía azul

24 & 25 Mozart Requiem

1, 2 & 3 Red Hot Flamenco! vs pops

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Sadie Forbes, Rosie Bitts and Sarah Smith from Ghosts of the Plaza.

Langham Court Theatre [805 Langham Court] — Directed

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MIKE DELAMONT LIVE McPherson Playhouse (3 Centennial Square) — Award winning, critically acclaimed comedian Mike Delamont is making history when he takes the stage alone, becoming the first local comedian to play the 98 year old, 750 seat Vaudeville playhouse. $27/37 at rmts.bc.ca Dec 13-15

THE TD FESTIVAL OF NEW WORKS CCPA Performance Hall [1701 Elgin Road] — CCPA’s artists present their works in choreography, playwriting, choral directing and play directing . Program includes CCPA Scholarship presentations.

Dec. 14-16

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Dec. 14-16 at the Berwick Royal Oak [4680 Elk Lake Drive] and Dec. 26-31 at the Charlie White Theatre [2243 Beacon Avenue] — The Peninsula Players perform this popular British pantomime.

Dec. 20-Jan.1

GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS, A TRADITIONAL PANTOMIME St. Luke’s Hall [3821 Cedar Hill X Road] — The traditional Goldilocks story is given a new slant. An evil queen bee is up to no good in the woodland, planning global domination for her wicked swarm and now she has a secret weapon... a potent hypno-honey.

Soon a battle is underway for control of the wood, with Goldilocks and her friends in the thick of it.

WORDS Sept. 29

William Head on Stage presents

J.R.R. Tolkien’s

THE HOBBIT

PROVIDED

Mike Delamont as Jimmy Peekaboo ronmental and political change. One of more than 800 events planned across 110 countries. 7pm.

Sept. 29-30

VICTORIA IN 1862 SYMPOSIUM Oddfellows Hall (1315 Douglas) — Historians present a range of fascinating talks on the subject of Victoria in 1862. Topics include First Nations, Arrivals in 1862, The Chinese Presence, Policing in 1862, Bridges and Transportation, Breweries and Saloons, The Effects of the Civil War on Victoria, Buildings from 1862 (a talk and tour), as well as a tour of Ross Bay Cemetery.

Oct. 1

ANTHROPOCALYPSE NOW Solstice Cafe (529 Pandora) — Join 2 Dope Boys in a Cadillac for the tour kick off, book launch and slumber party, where they'll share a working draft of their forthcoming psychedelic talk opera, as well as share stories, songs and poems from special guests.

8pm. $10.

Sept. 29

100,000 POETS FOR CHANGE The Well (821 Fort) — Join local poets as they celebrate poetry, art and music as tools for social, envi-

Adapted & Directed by Kate Rubin

BELFRY BOOKSMACK Belfry Theatre [1291 Gladstone Avenue] — The inaugural event with the Greater Victoria Public Library.

Four local librarians will let their hair down, take off their glasses and speed review their favourite books and DVDs to kick off Canadian Library Month. How fast and furious can they talk? Highbrow, lowbrow and everything in between, including some great art titles inspired by RED. Oct. 1

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7 pm at Bolen Books (1644 Hillside) — Victoria poet Yvonne Blomer, host and organizer of the Planet Earth Poetry series, will from her second collection, The Book of Places and New Jersey poet James Arthur will read from his debut collection Charms Against Lightning.

• Russell Books - 734 Fort Stt • At the door

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7 pm, Bolen Books — Canada Reads winner and Toronto writer Terry Fallis will read from his new novel Up and Down which builds on his lifelong love for space travel, his experience as a public relations consultant, and, of course, his boisterous humour.

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Nov. 4

Oct. 11

SONYA LITTLEJOHN Solstice Cafe — Join Tongues of Fire and special guest poet Sonya Littlejohn after the open mic.

7:30 pm at Alix Goolden Hall (901 Pandora) — Celebrated journalist Lloyd Robertson is the story. In The Kind of Life It's Been, Robertson tells the story of his tenure as the longest serving news anchor in Canadian history.

Oct. 12

CAMAS BOOKS GRAND RE-OPENING (2620 Quadra) — An evening of celebration, poetry, music and shadow puppetry hosted by Victoria Poet Laureate Janet Rogers.

Nov. 5

ORCA BOOK LAUNCH

Oct. 12-13

VICTORIA WRITERS’ FESTIVAL Camosun College (3100 Foul Bay) — A literary bash featuring thoughtful, fun, important, inspiring, and invigorating voices on beauty, history, the wild, the true, and human "progress." Including readings, workshops, lectures and more.

Oct. 15

STEVEN ERIKSON 7 pm at Bolen Books (1644 Hillside) — Steven Erikson, one of our favourite writers returns to Bolen Books with Forge of Darkness, the first novel of a stunning new series set in the world of The Malazan Book of the Fallen!

7 pm at Bolen Books (1644 Hillside) — Orca Book Publishers, based right JONATHAN WORTH here in Victoria, is one of Author Cory Doctorow comes to Victoria on Oct. 22.

Canada's leading publishers of books for young readers. To celebrate their new two new books, The Rapture of the Geeks (co- season of books, Bolen Books is delighted to written with sci-fi icon Charles Stross), a hys- host the Orca Book Launch, which will feature terical yet thought-provoking geek odyssey readings from Sara Cassidy, Alex Van Tol, Sean through a post-singularity world and Pirate Rodman, John Wilson and Lou Allin.

Cinema, a YA novel set in dystopian nearNov. 6 future London.

PATRICK TAYLOR

Nov. 4

CESAR MILLAN

Oct. 22

CORY DOCTOROW 7 pm at Bolen Books (1644 Hillside) — Cybervisionary Cory Doctorow makes his debut appearance at Bolen Books to talk about his

DAVID SUZUKI AND JEFF RUBIN

AN EVENING WITH LLOYD ROBERTSON

Save On Foods Memorial Arena — Dog behaviour expert Cesar Millan shares his secrets on how to build happier, healthier relationships between humans and their canine companions.

7 pm at Bolen Books (1644 Hillside) — SaltSpring Island writer Patrick Taylor, a former Irish country doctor himself, is one of the most beloved authors of our time. He’ll be reading from An Irish Country Wedding, the seventh volume in his Irish Country series.

7:30 pm at Alix Goolden Hall (901 Pandora) — Former CIBC chief economist Jeff Rubin and Canada’s best-known scientist and beloved icon David Suzuki agree that Canadians and global citizens can still create the future we want, but only if we are willing to relinquish the past we have known.

Nov. 13

ANNABEL LYON, BILLIE LIVINGSTON AND LINDA SVENDSEN 7 pm at Bolen Books (1644 Hillside) — The literary event of the fall. Annabel Lyon will read from her Giller long-listed novel The Sweet Girl, a sequel of sorts to The Golden Mean. Billie Livingston will read from her Giller long-listed new novel, One Good Hustle, Linda Svendsen will read from her long-awaited first novel, Sussex Drive.

Nov. 20

JIAN GHOMESHI 7:30 pm at Alix Goolden Hall (901 Pandora) — Before he was one of the most well-respected figures on CBC Radio, even before he was a member of Moxy Fruvous, Jian Ghomeshi was an awkward, music-loving Persian-Canadian kid, growing up in Thornhill, Ont. In his first book, 1982, Ghomeshi looks back at a pivotal year in his life, filtering his experiences as an eyeliner-wearing, Bowie-loving kid trying to fit in through a selection of the music of the time —a coming-of-age story with its own soundtrack. M

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Victoria poet Yvonne Blomer will read from her collection, The Book of Places and New Jersey poet James Arthur will read from his debut collection Charms Against Lightning.

Terry Fallis • Thursday October 11, 7 pm Canada Reads winner and Toronto writer Terry Fallis will read from his new novel, Up and Down.

Steven Erikson • Monday October 15, 7 pm Steven Erikson, one of our favourite writers returns with Forge of Darkness, the first novel of a stunning new series set in the world of The Malazan Book of the Fallen!

Cory Doctorow • Monday October 22, 7 pm Cyber-visionary Cory Doctorow talks about his two new books, The Rapture of the Nerds, a geek odyssey through a post-singularity world and Pirate Cinema, a YA novel set in dystopian near-future London.

Orca Book Launch • Monday November 5, 7 pm To celebrate their new season of books, Bolen Books is delighted to host the Orca Book Launch, which will feature readings from Sara Cassidy, Alex Van Tol, Sean Rodman, John Wilson and Lou Allin.

Patrick Taylor • Tuesday November 6, 7 pm SaltSpring Island writer Patrick Taylor reads from An Irish Country Wedding, the seventh volume in his Irish Country series.

Annabel Lyon, Billie Livingston & Linda Svendsen Tuesday November 13, 7 pm Annabel Lyon will read from her Giller longlisted novel The Sweet Girl, a follow up to The Golden Mean. Billie Livingston will read from her Giller longlisted new novel, One Good Hustle and Linda Svendsen will read from her long-awaited first novel, Sussex Drive.

An Evening with Lloyd Robertson Sunday November 4, 7:30pm • Tickets $10 This fall, celebrated journalist Lloyd Robertson is the story.

In The Kind of Life It’s Been, Robertson tells the story of his tenure as the longest serving news anchor in Canadian history, a memoir like no other, a first-person account of the stories behind the stories.

David Suzuki and Jeff Rubin Thursday, November 8, 7:30pm • Tickets $15 The End of Growth Tour 2012!

Former CIBC chief economist Jeff Rubin and Canada’s best-known scientist and beloved icon David Suzuki agree that Canadians and global citizens can still create the future we want, but only if we are willing to relinquish the past we have known. Both share in the belief that a sustainable future can only be found at the intersection of ecology and economics. The End of Growth is upon us…

Jian Ghomeshi PLEASE NOTE NEW DATE: Tuesday November 20, 7:30pm • Tickets $10 Before he was a household name, Jian Ghomeshi was an awkward, music-loving Persian-Canadian kid, growing up in Thornhill, Ontario. In his book 1982, Ghomeshi looks back at a pivotal year in his life, a coming-of-age story with its own soundtrack.

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FALL GUIDE > MUSIC GIGS

PETER N’ CHRIS

Thurs. Sept. 27

Club 9ONE9

Alix Goolden Hall

FIGURE

Tues. Oct. 16

Thurs. Nov. 1

Upstairs Cabaret

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You’ll “die” laughing at this hilarious spoof on classic whodunit detective stories where The Hardy Boys meets The Shining. Alumni Chris Wilson and Peter Carlone are Peter N’ Chris, the award-winning physical comedy team returning to the Phoenix with a trail of sold out shows and “Best of the Fest” awards across the Canadian Fringe circuit.

2012 Canadian Comedy Award Nominees! $7 Previews: Oct. 9 & 10, 8pm With Sign Language: Oct. 20, 2pm

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Thurs. Sept. 27

PABLO CARDENAS SOLO PIANO Tom Lee Music (Langford) Thurs. Sept 27

MARTYN JOSEPH Alix Goolden Hall Fri. Sept. 28

OLIVER SWAIN Hermann’s Jazz Club

Upcoming Presentations Buster WIlliams - bass Mark Gross - saxophone Patrice Rushen - piano Ndugu Chanceler - drums

Sunday, Oct.21 - 8pm Hermann’s Jazz Club

$35 Advance/Members ($39 at door)

Tic

kets Terra Hazelton - Friday, Oct. 26 available Eliana Cuevas - Friday, Nov.9 soon!

Brandi Disterheft - Thursday, Nov 15 Myriad (Chris Donnelly) - Saturday, Nov.17 Morgan Childs - Friday, Jan. 25/2013 Alix Goolden Performance Hall

Duke Ellington’s Sacred Music - Saturday, Nov. 10 w. Dee Daniels (Our Place Society Fundraiser) Michael Kaeshammer & Friends - Saturday, Dec. 1 (VJS Fundraiser) Tickets: VJS Office no service charges (1031 Vancouver St., 250-388-4423), Lyle’s Place, Ditch Records and the Royal McPherson Box Office (250-386-6121 or online at www.rmts.bc.ca)

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Wed. Oct. 17

STEVE DAWSON

FLATFOOT 56 with LESS THAN JAKE and REEL BIG FISH

Hermann’ s Jazz Club Sun. Nov. 4

INTERNATIONAL GUITAR NIGHT

Thurs. Oct. 18

Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre

THE BALCONIES with ACRES OF LIONS

Fri. Nov. 9

DIXIELAND EXPRESS

Lucky Bar

Save-On-Foods Memorial Arena

Hermann’s Jazz Club

Fri. Oct. 19

Tue. Nov. 13

Sat. Sept 29

VINCE VACCARO

WEST MY FRIEND

Sugar Nightclub

WINTERSLEEP with ELLIOT BROOD

Moon Under Water Brewpub

Fri. Oct 19

Sun. Sept. 30

5440 with THE GRAPES Wed. Nov. 14 PATRICK WATSON OF WRATH

Sat. Sept. 29

THE KNOCKS with CELEBRITY TRAFFIC, MIAMI NIGHTS 1984, FULL FUNCTION Mon. Oct. 1

DEAD KENNEDYS

RISE AGAINST with THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM AND HOT WATER MUSIC Save-On-Foods Memorial Arena

Wed. Nov. 14

RAFFI

XAVIER RUDD with GOOD OLD WAR

McPherson Playhouse Sat. Oct. 20

Thurs., Nov. 15

St. Ann’s Auditorium

THE SWEET LOWDOWN CD RELEASE FOR “SAIL AWAY LADIES.”

Sun. Oct. 21

ROYAL WOOD St. Ann’s Auditorium

Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad) Mon. Oct. 22

HOLLY NEAR

THE STRAWBS Hermann’s Jazz Club Thurs. Oct. 25

Sat. Oct. 6

PABLO CARDENAS LATIN JAZZ COMBO Hermann's Jazz Club

The Royal Theatre

ADAM COHEN

Lucky Bar

Lucky bar

Alix Goolden Hall

Sat. Oct. 20

Wed. Oct. 24

CHRIS HO with WOODSMEN, AND WARBUCK

METRIC with STARS

Alix Goolden Hall

Fri. Oct. 5

DUSTIN BENTALL with THE SMOKES

Uvic Farquhar Auditorium

The Royal Theater

Hermann’s Jazz Club

Sat. Oct. 6

Hermann’s Jazz Club

Fri. Nov. 2

JOHN FOGERTY

Thurs. Oct. 4

QUARTET

Club 9ONE9

Sat. Sept. 29

Club 9ONE9

BUSTER WILLIAMS

MARIANAS TRENCH with DOWN WITH WEBSTER, ANAMI Tue. Oct. 16 LADYHAWK with BABY VICE and JESSE EAGLE and THE PROUD GIDDINGS Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre MOTHERS Alix Goolden Hall

Club 9ONE9

Club 9ONE9

PRESENTS

RICHARD THOMPSON

KUBA OMS with ALEX CUBA McPherson Playhouse

Sat. Nov. 17

BETTYSOO with DOUG COX Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad) Mon. Nov. 19

THE WOODEN SKY Club 9ONE9 Thurs. Nov. 22

THE PACK A.D. Club 9ONE9

Fri. Oct. 26

CHAMPIONS OF HELL Logan’s Pub

Sun. Nov. 25

KELLY JOE PHELPS Hermann’s Jazz Club

Mon. Oct. 29

APRIL WINE The Royal Theatre

Sat. Dec. 1

ALLISON CROWE Fairfield United Church

Sat. Oct. 13 Wed. Oct. 31

MAN MADE LAKE with SOLIPSIS Lucky Bar Sun. Oct. 14

STANTON WARRIORS

PLANTS AND ANIMALS Lucky Bar Thurs. Nov. 1

AIDEN KNIGHT

Tues. Dec. 4

JOURNEY with LOVERBOY and NIGHT RANGER Save-on-foods Memorial Centre

FALL GUIDE > GALLERIES AVENUE GALLERY Oct. 27-Nov. 2 — Artistic Pairings: Angela Morgan & Crystal Heath Nov. 10–16 — Artistic Pairings: Brent Lynch & Mark Heine

ART GALLERY OF GREATER VICTORIA Sept. 13 — Silk Splendour Lecture (7pm): The Mighty Manchu Empire with Asian art curator Barry Till.

Sept. 14 — In Support of Now: 60 Years of Championing Contemporary Art at the AGGV. Capturing The Inner Essence: Chinese and Japanese portraiture.

Sept. 21 — Beyond Likeness: Contemporary Works from Library and Archives Canada.

Sept. 27 — Emily Carr: On the Edge of Nowhere Lecture (7pm): Art Historian Barbara Tyner presents some of history’s most colourful women artists.

Oct. 5 — Back to the Land: Ceramics of the 1970’s.

Oct. 6 — Back to the Land, In Conversation with the Artists (2–4pm) — Join celebrated ceramists.

Oct. 18 — Beyond Likeness Curator’s Tour (7pm): Carolyn Cook, curator at Portrait Gallery of Canada Oct. 21 — Beyond Likeness Family Sunday (2pm – 4pm): Explore identity through hands-on artmaking.

Oct. 24 — The Inner Essence Curator’s Tour with Barry Till (11am & 2pm) Oct. 27 — Back to the Land Curator’s Tour with Diane Carr (2pm) Nov. 3 — Human Library Project (1–4pm). Unlike a traditional library, this library consists of living books – a diverse range of people from the community who make themselves available for informal conversation.

Nov. 9 — Exhibition Opening (7:30pm) — John Cage: Devoted Play Nov. 18 — Back to the Land Family Sunday (2pm–4pm): Hands-on artmaking and interactive activities inspired by celebrated potters.

Nov. 22 — John Cage Screening & Discussion (7pm): Renowned American composer Gordon Mumma offers a screening of his documentary TIME’SPACE chronicling the rehearsals, conversations, performance and visual art of Cage from 1960 – 80.

Nov. 30 — Urbanite: (8–11pm) A dynamic evening of music, exhibition tours, signature cocktails, and interactives exploring the work of artists in the exhibition Beyond Likeness: Contemporary Works from Library and Archives Canada. Tickets $15.

FINE ARTS: UNIVERSITY OF VICTORIA Sept. 13-Oct. 8 — Michael Nicoll Yahgulaanas. Audain Gallery (UVic Visual Arts Building) Sept. 27-28 — “Acts of Intervention: The Arts and Social Change” (UVic’s Fine Arts Building) Sept. 29 — Homecoming Weekend — Enjoy open houses, backstage tours, etc., in the departments of Writing, History in Art, Visual Arts, School of Music and Phoenix Theatre.

(11:30am-4pm) Oct. 19 — 50th Anniversary Deans’ Lecture Series — (12:30pm-1:45pm) Greater Victoria Public Library — free but registration required at GVPL. Dr. Marcus Milwright of UVic's History in Art department presents "Doris Duke and the Crafts of Syria and

Egypt."

Oct. 3 — Marc Bell – Graphic Artist (7:30pm at Open Space 510 Fort) Oct. 9 — Matt Rader – Poet (7:30pm at Open Space 510 Fort) Nov.6 — Kevin Chong – Author (7:30pm at Open Space 510 Fort)

DALES GALLERY (537 Fisgard) Sept. 7-Oct. 2 — The Future or This is what happens when you rub two sticks together. Paintings by Lee McClure. Photographs by Big Tiny Smalls Oct. 4-Oct. 23 — Eastern Shores to Western Waters. An on-going exploration of nautical and landscape paintings. Artist Hugh Kaiser Oct. 25-Nov. 25 — Wild Horses of Sable Island. New photographic images by Debra Garside

THE LITTLE FERNWOOD GALLERY (1923 Fernwood Rd.) Sept. 29-Oct. 18 — Time In Letters Number In Time. Work by MM Polo Oct. 21-Nov. 15 — Drawings and paintings by Iva Jelovina Nov. 15-Dec.31 — Finding The Future — Pandora Arts Collective: Discover Victoria: A Visual Enquiry

GABRIOLA ARTS COUNCIL (Gabriola Island, BC) Oct. 6-8 — Guided Art Tour (10am4pm). More than 60 artists will open their doors to visitors.

WEST END GALLERY (1203 Broad) Sept. 15-27 — Greta Guzek Coastal Allure — new West Coast paintings.

Sept. 29 – Oct. 11 — Irene Klar Painted Journeys — Irene Klar’s first exhibition in Victoria in over 11 years.

Oct. 27 – Nov. 8 — Patricia Johnston Great Ocean Series.

Nov. 29 – Dec. 30 — Group Show Winter Collection.

VICTORIA EMERGING ART GALLERY (1016A Fort) Sept. 28 — Lu Jun-Wind Lotus — Grand Opening of The Apartment Gallery/Victoria Emerging Art Gallery (6-8 pm). Chinese contemporary abstract landscapes.

COAST COLLECTIVE GALLERY (3221 Heatherbell) Sept. 19-30 — Fibres and Beyond A 10 year retrospective.

Oct. 3-14 — Through the Photographer's Eye by the Victoria Camera Club.

Oct. 16-Nov. 4 — Gifts & Wishes.

Nov. 7-18 — Near and Far. Works

by Klaus Bohn, Deborah Czernecky, Barbara Giuliany.

Nov. 21-Dec. 16 — Small Treasures V by the Coast Collective.

ECLECTIC GALLERY (2170 Oak Bay) Oct. 1-Nov. 3 — Shorelines. Featuring Marie Nagel, with ceramic sculpture installation by Samantha Dickie.

GALLERY AT THE MAC Through Oct. 15 / Upper Space — Acrylics and Mixed Media by Johanne Hemond.

Through Oct. 15/Lower Space — Oil Paintings by David and Laurie Ladmore.

GOWARD HOUSE (2495 Arbutus) Sept. 28-Oct. 29 — Four Artists, Four Ways of Seeing. Anne Baker, Kathy Cameron, Dorothy Haegert, and Shirley Schmidt.

Oct. 26-Nov. 21 — Dimensions.

Carron Berkes and Toni Micol.

Nov. 17-18 — Goward House Craft Fair. Handmade works.

Nov. 23-Jan. 8 — Chinese Brush Painting. Featuring the work of The Studio of Harmonious Endeavours.

MADRONA GALLERY (606 View) Sept. 15-29 — Timeless Places featuring the work of Karel Doruyter.

Oct. 6-19 — Rick Bond’s collection of over 20 new works.

Oct. 20-Nov. 3 — Graham Forsythe Memorial Exhibition.

Nov.16-29 — Qavavau Manumie.

Internationally recognized Inuit artist and master printmaker's first show in Victoria.

MARY WINSPEAR CENTRE (2243 Beacon Ave) Sept. 20-Oct. 4 — Into The Ice: Arctic Meets Antarctic. Stunning images from both Poles rendered in three unique but complementary mediums – shattered glass sculpture, silk photo panels and digitized acrylic painted floor sculptures.

RED ART GALLERY (2033 Oak Bay) Oct. 23-Nov. 9 — Absolutely Fabulous Abstracts Show Nov. 20-Dec. 1 — Deb Garlick Dec 4-22 — Eye Candy featuring work by Marion Evamy.

WEST END GALLERY (1203 Broad) Through September: 16th Annual Glass Show Sept. 29-Oct. 11 — Irene Klar Oct. 27-Nov. 8 — Patricia Jonston

WINCHESTER GALLERIES (2260 Oak Bay) Oct. 4-6 — Blue Bridge Repertory Theatre Benefit. Exhibition of local artists to support the Blue Bridge Repertory Theatre.

Oct. 13-27 — Joe Coffey & Nathan Birch.

Nov. 3-24 — David Thauberger, Wendy Page/Haron Vikil.

Dec. 6-23 — Jeff Malloy & Jeremy Herndl.

WINCHESTER MODERN (758 Humboldt) Through Sept. 29 Contradictions 2/Recent Works.

Featuring works by Paul Hutner and Patrick Landsley.

Oct. 6-27 — Verve. Featuring work by PK Irwin and book launch for Sandra Djwa’s Journey with No Maps: a Life.

Nov. 3-Dec. 1 — Flame/Collector’s Choice. Featuring work by Waine Ryzak and works by Group of Seven, Riopelle, Harold Town, PK Irwin and more.

Dec. 8-29 — The Spanish Series/ Scuttled. Featuring works by Linda Standbridge and Grant Boland. M MONDAY MAGAZINE SEPTEMBER 27 - OCTOBER 3, 2012 mondaymag.com

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TABOO: A Fu n d ra i s e r to Celebrate Suddenly Dance Theatre's 20th Anniversary; 6-9pm ($40) The Superior (106 Superior St.) — This fundraiser celebrates Suddenly Dance Theatre's 20th Anniversary of supporting dance creation and presentation in Victoria! TABOO honors the enduring curiosity and continued vision of our founding artistic co-directors Miles Lowry and David Ferguson.

The title acknowledges the risks, the politics, and artistic innovations our company has moved through since 1992. We DANCE VICTORIA will toast and give thanks Les Ballets Jazz de Montreal will present three dynamic works in Victoria. to the hundreds of performers, technicians, and volunteers who have conwith convention when it exploded on the Montréal tributed to our history. scene 40 years ago. In Victoria, the company will present three dynamic works choreographed by Spain's Oct. 5-7 Cayetano Soto, Vancouver's Wen Wei Wang and Israel's Barak Marshall.

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MUSIC Sept. 23

STEINWAY FUNDRAISER 2:30pm at UVic’s Phillip T. Young Recital Hall ($50) — Celebrated Canadian pianist and Steinway artist, Robert Silverman, performs Brahms as well as Schumann’s Piano Quintet with the Lafayette String Quartet at this fundraising concert to support the Steinway Family at UVic. Sept. 27

LAFAYETTE HEALTH AWARENESS 7-9pm at UVic’s David Lam Auditorium, Rm. A144, MacLaurin Building (free) — “Weighing in on Fat: What makes us obese and what we can do about it” is at the seventh-annual health forum sponsored by the Lafayette String Quartet and Raymond James. To reserve a seat, contact lafayettehealth@ shaw.ca.

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FALL GUIDE > CLASSICAL MUSIC Sept. 28

FACULTY CONCERT SERIES 8pm at UVic’s Phillip T. Young Recital Hall ($17.50 & $13.50) — Original music and jazz standards featuring Patrick Boyle (trumpet, guitar), Ian McDougall (trombone), Jonathan Goldman (accordion), Joanna Hood (viola) and Brian Anderson (double bass).

Sept. 29

UVIC 50TH ANNIVERSARY OPEN HOUSE 1-3pm at UVic’s MacLaurin Music Building (B Wing) (free) — Featuring School of Music students.

Student $28) — Music director Tania Miller conducts soloists from Victoria Symphony orchestra in the music of Bach, Haydn & Brahms.

Oct. 26

UVIC ORCHESTRA 8pm at UVic’s Farquhar Auditorium ($17.50 & $13.50) — Commemorating the 50th anniversary of UVic, this program plays around the numbers 5 and 50. At intermission, 50 audience members will have the chance to create a Mozart-inspired dice-game Menuet, to be performed by the orchestra.

Oct. 27

Sept. 30

VIVALDI CONCERTOS 2:30pm at UVic’s Farquhar Auditorium (Adult $55, Senior $53, Student $28) — Internationally acclaimed violinist and conductor Elizabeth Wallfisch lead the orchestra.

Oct. 13

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LAPLANTE PLAYS BEETHOVEN 8pm & Oct. 28, 2:30pm at Royal Theatre ($18-75) — Celebrated virtuoso André Laplante returns to perform Beethoven’s rich and beautiful Piano Concerto No. 3.

Oct. 27

FACULTY CONCERT

8pm at Alix Goolden Hall — Acclaimed guitarist Daniel Bolshoy makes his Symphony debut – playing two concertos; the famous Rodrigo Concerto, and the sizzling Concierto de “Dance Hits”.

8pm at UVic’s Phillip T. Young Recital Hall ($17.50 & $13.50) — Commemorating the 150th anniversary of Claude Debussy’s birth.

Performing both of Debussy’s books of Images, Suite Bergamasque and some Preludes from Book II.

Oct. 13

Nov. 1

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Oct. 14

CONSERVATORY CONCERT SERIES 2:30pm at Alix Goolden Performance Hall (Adult $20 Senoir/Children $15) — The Victoria Conservatory of Music features the new piano department head, Walter Prossnitz, and his friends to give a concert of chamber music.

Oct. 15

ORION SERIES IN FINE ARTS 8pm at UVic’s Phillip T. Young Recital Hall (Free Admission) — Guest artist Bruce Dickey presents the concert-lecture, “That Lascivious Cornetto,” a practical and historical introduction to a forgotten instrument.

Oct. 20

FACULTY CHAMBER MUSIC SERIES 8pm at UVic’s Phillip T. Young Recital Hall ($17.50 & $13.50) — God(’s) particle in music is a measure of certainty in experimental sciences.

Oct. 21

BACH, HAYDN & BRAHMS 2:30pm at UVic’s Farquhar Auditorium (Adult $55, Senior $53,

2pm, Nov. 2, 8pm & Nov. 3, 8pm at Royal Theatre ($18-75) — Be whisked away to a sultry night in Spain as the multi-talented group Companía Azul joins the VS orchestra for an incredible concert.

Nov. 3

FACULTY CONCERT

Nov. 16

CAGE 100 FESTIVAL 12:30pm, 7pm at UVic’s Phillip T Young Recital Hall — Reception cohosted by the Victoria Symphony and University of Victoria Percussion Studio. William Linwood, director, with guest Rick Sacks, percussion.

John Cage - First Construction (in Metal) (1939) Linda Catlin Smith - Blue Sky (2006) John Cage Second Construction (1940). More times and locations for festival.

Nov. 12

VICTORIA SYMPHONY Saint-Saëns Piano Concerto No. 2 Royal Theatre 8 pm ($18-75) — Pianist Shoko Inoue debuts with the Victoria Symphony with SaintSaëns delightful Second Piano Concerto.

Nov. 17

SCHOOL OF MUSIC Phillip T. Young Recital Hall, 8 pm ($15 & $10) — University of Victoria Jazz Orchestra; Patrick Boyle, director.An evening of jazz and improvised music for large and small ensemble with special guest Louise Rose (piano, voice).

Nov. 18

VICTORIA SYMPHONY The Snowman, 2:30 pm ($18-75), Royal Theatre — The film version of The Snowman by Raymond Briggs is shown with live musical accompaniment by the Victoria Symphony and Maestro Joey.

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Nov. 4

INTERNATIONAL GUITAR NIGHT 8pm at UVic’s Farquhar Auditorium — The world’s foremost acoustic guitarists are brought together by IGN founder Brian Gore to perform their latest original compositions and exchange musical ideas in a public concert setting. Brian will be joined by jazz legend Martin Taylor from Scotland, the rhythmic sensation Solorazaf from Madagascar and Guinga of Brazilian renown.

TUBA CHRISTMAS Market Square (560 Johnson Street), School of Music, University of Victoria, 1-3 pm — Eugene Dowling, conductor marks the 34th annual Tuba Christmas.

MOZART REQUIEM Royal Theatre, Sat., Nov. 24, 8 pm – Sun., Nov. 25, 2:30pm ($18-75) — Victoria Symphony. One of the most enigmatic pieces of music ever composed, Mozart’s Requiem was surrounded by myths.

Nov. 25

GREATER VICTORIA YOUTH ORCHESTRA University Centre Farquhar Auditorium, 2:30 pm (Adult $25, Senior $20, Student/Child $10) — Yariv Aloni, Music Director & Conductor. HAYDN: Symphony No. 101 (The Clock); SMETANA: Má Vlast: From Bohemia’s Meadows and Forests; WEINER: Suite on Hungarian Folk Themes.

Nov. 25

Dec. 1

50/150 University Centre Farquhar Auditorium, 8 pm ($17.50 & $13.50), University of Victoria Chorus & Orchestra. Ajtony Csaba, conductor; Susan Young, chorus director Performing: W.A. Mozart – Symphony No. 40 in g minor, K. 550; Benjamin Britten – Four Sea Interludes Op. 33a (from the opera Peter Grimes); G.F. Handel – Dettinger Te Deum (Psalm 150).

This concert commemorates two anniversaries: UVic’s 50th and the City of Victoria’s 150th.

Dec. 2

TIS THE SEASON!

TRIPLE FORTE TRIO Alix Goolden Performance Hall, 2:30pm (Adult $20 Senior/Students $15) — Victoria Conservatory of Music: Conservatory Concert Series. Three of Canada’s finest musicians, Jasper Wood (violin), Yegor Dyachkov (cello), and David Jalbert (piano) perform Beethoven, Shostakovich, and Ravel.

St. Aidan’s United Church (3703 St. Aidan’s), 2:30 pm ($12 advance/$15 at the door) — University of Victoria Philomela Women’s Choir; Mary Kennedy, conductor. Philomela ushers in the season of carols and caroling with a concert featuring Libby Larsen’s. Canticle of Mary, Bach’s Cantata No.140: Wachet Auf, as well as their traditional sing-along of carols.

VOCAL JAZZ AUTUMN SHOWCASE

Nov. 4 8pm at UVic’s Phillip T Young Hall ($20/18 - Pre-concert talk 7:15pm) — Described as "an esoteric romantic, dwelling on the majesty and terror of the sublime," Austia's Georg Friedrich Haas has emerged as one of the major European composers of his generation. Also on Nov. 30 at 8pm

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Dec. 1

Nov. 18

Phillip T. Young Recital Hall, 8 pm (by donation), Nocturnes For November; Wendell Clanton, director. — The UVic Vocal Jazz Ensemble turns up the heat to warm the heart. Ellington, Paul Simon, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Horace Silver and more. More info: uvicvocaljazz.blogspot. ca

8pm at UVic’s Phillip T. Young Recital Hall ($17.50 & $13.50) — Pamela Highbaugh Aloni, cello, with guests Paula Kiffner, cello and Jamie Syer, piano. Featuring works for two cellos and two cellos with piano by Handel, Adaskin, Bartók, Glière and Menotti.

Christmas: Sacred & Profane Garry Froese, conductor A concert featuring both liturgical and secular choral music appropriate to the season!

UVIC 50TH ANNIVERSARY ALUMNI CONCERT University Centre Farquhar Auditorium, 8 pm ($14 & $12) University of Victoria Wind Symphony featuring Kory Major, tuba; Gerald King, conductor. Program will include: RW Smith – Teutonic Tales for Tuba and Wind Ensemble; Ralph Vaughan Williams – Folk Song Suite; Frank Ticheli – American Elegy; Norio Suzuki – Symphonic Rhapsody

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Nov. 24

CHAMBER SINGERS CHRISTMAS Phillip T. Young Recital Hall, 8 pm ($15 & $8) — University of Victoria Chamber Singers MONDAY MAGAZINE SEPTEMBER 27 - OCTOBER 3, 2012 mondaymag.com

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ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 LEO JULY 23-AUG 22 Saturn’s shift into Scorpio will be There’s good news and sobering for some of you because there’s bad news. The it is a signal that you will likely bad news (and it’s really be getting along with less supa stretch to call it bad port during the next few years. news) is that your freeThis has nothing to do with your dom of action might be earnings or your salary. Instead, curtailed in some way in it refers to the support — physithe next few years. This cal, psychological and financial could be discouraging.

— that you get from others.

Authority figures might This is the classic time to have be tough to deal with. In disputes about inheritances and GEORGIA fact, something that you shared property, which naturally started around 2005 might NICOLS follows the breakdown of relabe tested. You will see what tionships, which is taking place is working and what is not. for many of you right now. After Some ambitions will be a long time of preparation and then your thwarted; others will succeed. One thing is break for freedom, in the next few years certain: You will work hard to repair where you’re going to wonder why you made these you live or move to another residence to changes and exactly where you are going. establish a solid anchor for yourself in the world. You want to feel you have the nest you need to survey your realm. (“Are my TAURUS APRIL 20-MAY 20 subjects lining the streets?”)

This is an extremely significant time for you.

In a way, it bookends 1999 and is probably a culmination of something that occurred VIRGO AUG 23-SEPT 22 around 2005. You are entering a three-year Many of you will be going through a job period where you will focus intensely on change or a residential move in the next partnerships and close friendships. You’ll few years, even though you’re sure (right give these relationships a lot of thought, now) that this will not be the case. (Swami especially because, from your point of view, sees all, knows all, tells all in newspaper others might be making greater demands on columns.) The reason for these changes is you. (“Enuff awreddy!”) One of the reasons simple: Basically, around 2007, you started you might feel tense with others is that to reinvent yourself, and in the next few you are changing the rules. Your increased years you will put the finishing touches on confidence and desire for freedom and the new you. These finishing touches have independence could threaten others. But to do with your way of thinking and comyou ain’t going back in da box. municating with your daily environment and those around you. That’s why a change will take place. It’s a wake-up call to make GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20 you hone and refine your style of communiIn many ways, this shift of Saturn in your cating with everyone. (“Greetings and death chart will be a welcome thing. (Actually, to my enemies!”) who is surprised? With lucky Jupiter in your sign until next fall, you’re on the receiving end of much good fortune and favourable LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) circumstance.) Saturn, however, is going to Because you’ve been redefining who you make you bust your buns. Expect to find are in the last few years, you now enter a yourself in situations where you’ll be workthree-year period where you will redefine ing hard for others as well as for yourself, your values. You don’t want to be looking putting your life in order to show the world in the mirror at age 90 saying, “Kid, you how effective you can be. (“I can do this.”) blew it.” You want to put your money on the Take care of your body because hard work right horse. That’s why you want to figure tests anyone’s health. Fear not. Even if you out what really matters in life and how you feel overwhelmed at times, you will survive want to spend the time that is left to you.

— with style! It’s what you do. (Despite the (Something we never really know, do we?) cost of living it’s still popular.)

You will also work hard to earn money and, in doing so, you will become more aware of your cash flow. (Constantly checking CANCER JUNE 21- JULY 22 your bank account online.) You want to The next few years will be extremely powfeel financially secure and, in particular, erful for you because Saturn will be in you want control over your possessions.

Scorpio, your fellow Water Sign. Saturn Just remember: Happiness is wanting what symbolizes form and structure, especially you have. in an orderly way when one plans ahead.

Therefore, the next few years will be a wonderful time for you to build your physical SCORPIO OCT 23-NOV 21 strength, as well as build or construct someSaturn has not been in your sign since 1984thing in the environment around you. No 86. This week it’s baaack! In the next few doubt you will win recognition from others years you might feel your options are limfor your achievements. (Practice your Elvis, ited and your choices are being forced upon “Thankavarmush.”) Many of you will expeyou. But in another way, you’re embarking rience increased responsibilities with chilon a new 30-year cycle. And in the first part dren. Others will use this practical influof the cycle, you will completely reinvent ence to establish sports careers or a strong yourself! (An exciting journey that will be presence in the arts. You’re on a quest! finished around 2018.) This is why many of you will be plunged into a new environ-

ment, so different you will even change your daily wardrobe. Naturally, some of you will feel a bit withdrawn because this is the beginning of a very private journey! (“Don’t harsh my buzz, man.”)

SAGITTARIUS NOV 22-DEC 21 Older Sagittarians can think back to the mid-80s for a few hints about what to expect in the next few years. At this stage in your life, you’re entering a phase where you will say goodbye to many things: people, places and possessions. Not to worry. Although change is disconcerting, the truth is whatever you are giving up in the next few years is what you no longer need. It’s history. You are simply letting go of what is no longer relevant because it’s superfluous or deadwood you no longer need to carry around.

Do not look upon this time of transition as loss or failure. Instead, think of it as lightening up so you can be freer. Capice?

CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19 Many Capricorns feel a strong loyalty to their community. You become involved with groups because you want to see things around you develop through positive growth. You like to lend your efforts to improve society. But because of this, many of you are stretched too thin! You’re trying to satisfy too many people and too many organizations. Your greatest price is that you neglect respecting yourself and acknowledging your own rights and integrity. In the next few years, this will be your challenge: Can you balance juggling the demands of team workers with your own demands? Sure, you want to contribute but you can’t deny your own pursuit of your own dreams.

AQUARIUS JAN 20-FEB 18 “Look Ma, no hands!” Aquarians are entering their time of harvest, which is certainly reason to rejoice! For many, your cherished dreams will come true. Things that you’ve worked for since 2001 (and certainly 2007) are now reaching a culmination (in the next few years) where you will see very clearly what is working and what is not. Let go of what is not working. Don’t linger there.

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SAT. SEPT. 29 30 YEARS OF INCENTIVE Celebrate 30 years of local music recording with Scott Henderson featuring The High Artic, People's War and Tool and the Eel. 9pm at Logan's Pub (1821 Cook). $10.

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FLEETING ARMADA - The music of renaissance England and Spain with Linda Tsatsanis (soprano) and three first-chair musicians from the Seattle baroque Orchestra. 8pm at Alix Goolden Hall (901 Pandora). $20-27.

UVIC 50TH ANNIVERSARY - Live music featuring the Busy Island Gamelan Orchestra, Carmanah, Hayley and Acres of Lions. Noon to 4pm. at the Quadrangle, UVic.

RED - Fierce and uncompromising abstract painter Mark Rothko, at the height of his power, clashes with fame and commercialism in this play by John Logan. Wed to Sat at 8pm, Wed at 1pm, Sat at 4pm and Sun at 2pm at the Belfry. Tickets starting at $30 at 250-385-6815 or belfry.bc.ca.

UNDER THE INFLUENCE- Comedy with Vancouver's Dino Archie, Reza Peyk and Sunee Dhaliwal. 8pm at Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad). $15.

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RATTENBURY - The Other Guys Theatre Co. is proud to announce the development of composer/librettist Tobin Stokes' new chamber opera, Rattenbury, based on the true story of the architect’s fast rise and free-fall.

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FILM CONTINUING ★★★½ QUEEN OF VERSAILLES -(Odeon) Anyone curious about the lifestyles of the filthy rich should enjoy this documentary chronicling the rise and fall of a billionaire couple who spend zillions on an über-mansion inspired by Versailles, only to see their tacky dreams get hammered by the recent financial collapse.

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★★ RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION -(Capitol/SilverCity/ Westshore) The ever-gorgeous zombie stomper Milla Jovovich is back for more gory, ass-kicking action in the fifth iteration of this popular sci-horror series. ★★½ TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE -(Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/Westshore) Clint Eastwood plays an ailing and aging baseball scout who takes his estranged daughter (Amy Adams) along on one last recruiting trip. This predictable but engaging comedydrama also stars John Goodman and Justin Timberlake. See review.

LEAVING THURS. ★★★ CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER -(Odeon) ★★½ THE WORDS -(Odeon) ★★½ ROBOT & FRANK -(Odeon) ★★★½ LAWLESS -(Odeon/ SilverCity) ★★★ PREMIUM RUSH -(Capitol)

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MALTWOOD PRINTS AND DRAWINGS GALLERY - The University of Victoria: A Community of Communities, featuring photographs of life at UVic taken from Ian MacPherson’s new book Reaching Outward and Upward: The University of Victoria 1963-2013. To Oct. 15 at the McPherson Library (UVic).

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SAT. SEPT. 29 A PAW-FECT REASON FOR A PAWTEA - Paint pottery and donate 50 per cent of proceeds to Victoria Adoptables. Drop-ins 10:30am to 10:30pm at Fired Up! Paint Your Own Ceramics Studio (1636 Cedar Hill Cross). Various costs. 250-818-4543.

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THINK PINK! BLOCK PARTY - A breast cancer fundraiser and awareness block party to help kick off the Run for the Cure. Live acoustic performance by Cordova Bay Records recording artist Steph Macpherson; pizza and beverages; silent auction.

11am-3pm at Romeo's Place (1581 Hillside). Free. 250-893-3939.

FALL FAIRFIELD HARVEST FETE Join the Fairfield Gonzalez Community Association to celebrate arts and culture, harvest and community connections. Live music (Blackangus, Mike Gorman), kids activities and more. 1-5pm at Porter Park (Fairfield and Kipling). Free. 250-661-5597.

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SUN. SEPT. 30 SEED DAY - In the autumn Mother Nature is planting her garden for next year. Come and see what she has planned. Includes: crafts, seed scavenger hunt and more. Noon-3pm at Swan Lake Christmas Hill Nature Sanctuary (3873 Swan Lake). By donation. 250-479-0211

TUES. OCT. 2 FISHERMAN'S WHARF PARK COMMUNITY CELEBRATION Join the Fisherman’s Wharf Park Community Celebration to explore all the new features of the new park: play equipment, sandy beach, plaza with seating, pilot herb garden. 11amnoon at Fisherman’s Wharf (off St. Lawrence). Free. 250-361-0211.

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MARKETS BASTION SQUARE PUBLIC MARKET - Check out the eclectic mix of arts, crafts, imports and entertainment, along with locally grown produce and fruits; homemade breads, pastries. THURSDAYSSATURDAYS 11am-5:30pm, SUNDAYS 11am-4:30pm through September at Bastion Square and Langley. Free.

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FOURTH-ANNUAL FALL VINTAGE FAIR - Over 35 booths selling all vintage and retro clothing, jewelry, accessories, decor, kitchen kitsch and more. Proudly supporting BC SPCA Victoria Branch. Early entry from 9-10am, $10. 10am-4pm at Fairfield United Church (1303 Fairfield). $3. vintagefairvictoria.com.

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METCHOSIN FARMERS' MARKET - Farm fresh goodies and locally grown offerings to please every taste. Through October. SUNDAYS 11am-2pm at Metchosin Municipal Grounds (4450 Happy Valley). Free. metchosinfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

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Register online. 2-5pm at Oak Bay Branch Library (1442 Monterey). Free.

250-382-7241, gvpl.ca.

100,000 POETS FOR CHANGE Including performances by Richard Olafson, Jeremy Loveday, Matthew Christopher Davidson, Jacob Arts, Duncan Regheir, Yvonne Blomer, Doug Beardsley, Dennis Reid, Stephen Scobie, Iain Higgins, Erin Cotton, Steven J Thompson, Linda Rogers, Barbara Pelman, Justin McGrail, Gautham Krishnaraj, Morgan Purvis-Bellamano, Comrade Black and more. 7pm at The Well (821 Fort).

By donation. ekstasis@islandnet.com.

WEDS. OCT. 3 JANET MARIE ROGERS VICTORIA POET LAUREATE 2012-2015 - Janet Rogers, Victoria's third Poet Laureate, will speak on her work in the genres of poetry, short fiction, spoken word performance using videos and recordings, and script writing. 7-9pm at the Victoria Writeers' Society, Oaklands Community Centre (2827 Belmont). Free. 250-592-6558.

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Brian Huntington photo

Time is running out to protect B.C.’s Sacred Headwaters In 2008, the B.C. government placed a moratorium on Shell’s fracking plans for coal bed methane in the Sacred Headwaters. This remarkable region is the shared birthplace of three of B.C.’s great wild salmon rivers: the Skeena, Nass and Stikine.

The moratorium expires on December 18, 2012. Now is the time to ensure the protection of our jobs, our families and our wild salmon economy.

You can make this happen.

Premier Christy Clark has a decision to make. Give her your support in protecting the Sacred Headwaters. Visit Skeenawatershed.com to find out how.

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Monday 12th Annual

Photo Contest

Andrea Kucherawy

Don Denton

With over 200 entries to Monday’s 12th annual photo contest, deciding the winners in each of the six categories proved a challenging task for our four judges. The debate lasted into the wee hours as we discussed composition, lighting, subject matter, challenge, skill and more.

In the end, 22 winners were chosen: first, second and third from each of the six categories, plus four Prism Choice awards. Each first-place winner will receive $175 gift certificate from Prism Imaging.

Second-place winners receive $100 gift certificate from Prism. Third-place winners receive $50 gift certificate from Art World. And each of the four Prism Choice winners receives $100 gift certificate from Prism. Plus, at the opening of the week-long photo exhibit at the Cedar Hill Arts Centre, one lucky contest entrant's name will be chosen by a random draw to win $100.

MEET THE JUDGES ■ Andrea Kucherawy: Andrea has a Fine Art degree in photography from the University of Calgary and has begun her 15th year at the Western Academy of Photography, where she is the program manager and an instructor.

■ Don Denton: Don is the Photo Supervisor for Black Press’ Greater Victoria newspapers. He has taught photography classes at Mount Royal College and at the Western Academy of Photography. Check out his work at www.dondenton.ca/blog.

■ Arnold Lim: Freelance photojournalist and videographer for various newspapers and magazines such as Sports Illustrated and Monday, Arnold was also photo manager for B.C. Place Stadium for the Vancouver 2010 Olympic games and is the photojournalism instructor at the Western Acadamy of Photography in Victoria.

■ Sheena Graham: Freelance photographer, model and artist, Sheena likes to find the story within her photography and has shot several covers for Monday over the last year. She runs her own business at octoberday.ca.

THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:

Arnold Lim

Sheena Graham

COMMUNITY ARTS COUNCIL OF GREATER VICTORIA

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MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > PEOPLE - UNSTAGED THE WINNERS

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▼ First Place: Kristy Farkas "Soliloquy"

▼ Second Place: Sara Hembree "Untitled" ▼

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Third Place: Brian Pridham "Global Warning"

MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > PEOPLE - STAGED THE WINNERS

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▼ First Place: Jason Tice "At Durrance Lake"

▼ Second Place: Samantha Hart "Blanche"

Third Place: Samantha Hart "Matthew 18:8"

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MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > PHOTOSHOP CREATIVE THE WINNERS

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▼ First Place: Lorne Moore "Murder in the Moonlight"

▼ Second Place: Lorne Moore "Street Walk"

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Third Place: Phil Boulsbee "Stanley's Sister Lifts her Cup"

MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > ANIMAL THE WINNERS

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▼ First Place: Aaron Licht "Hum Momma"

▼ Second Place: Vern Hutlet ▼ "Untitled" ▼

Third Place: Sherran Andersen "Cattitude"

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MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > URBAN THE WINNERS

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▼ First Place: Christine Morissette "X's & O's Cafe"

▼ Second Place: D. Larson "Untitled"

Third Place: Doug Grant "Knives and Jars"

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MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > NATURE THE WINNERS

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▼ First Place: Dale Horricks "Untitled"

▼ Second Place: David Pettigrew "Anarchist Summit"

Third Place: Naomi Friesen "Reflective Gathering"

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MONDAY PHOTO CONTEST > PRISM CHOICE AWARDS

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Jason Tice "Ophelia Submerged"

Trevor Ball "The Eyes"

Kristy Farkas "The Corridor"

Sherran Andersen "Abandoned"

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