MARCH 2017 • Vol. 99, No. 8 ADAR ~ NISAN 5777 WWW.BETHELNR.ORG
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GALA GAZETTE
No Fake News, No Alternative Facts, Just The Headlines Beth El Synagogue Center’s 63rd Annual Gala Is Coming On Sunday, March 19th, at 5:00 pm www.bethelnr.org/gala2017 Here are the latest headlines . . . Ø Although we will be serving Burgers (there will be an amazing “Slider Bar”), the real reason to attend the Gala is to thank Tris and Sam Berger for their service. Ø Although to be “politically correct” we have to call Donna and Abe Bartell our President’s Ne’emanim Service Award “Recipients,” they really are “winners.” Ø Although we are all on a diet, the Gala gives you the perfect excuse to eat for two straight hours, take a one hour break, and then go back for dessert. Ø Although you may feel a tinge of guilt for eating so much, the Gala will provide you with the opportunity for Jewish aerobics, also known as the Hora. Ø Although most of you have only met Trisanne, you will get the chance to meet her two sisters Anne and Dianne. Ø Although we know none of you are competitive, you will have the opportunity to outbid your friends at the amazing Silent Auction. Although these headlines are designed to make you smile, the real message is we want everyone to join us to celebrate and pay well-deserved tribute to the Bergers and the Bartells. All are welcome . . . this is an E-“Gala”-tarian event.
Passover............................................ page 2. Kallah................................................ page 3 Day School Shabbat.......................... page 3 Annual Minyan Breakfast.................. page 7
Sara Aldouby Exhibit in Museum...... page 9 Keruv Korner................................... page 12