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t’s exciting to see local organizations grow in the community. I’m talking about for-profit businesses and nonprofits alike, but our cover story about Sharing Ministries is an inspiring account of how community members responded to the food bank’s outreach efforts and pitched in to help one of the largest food banks in Colorado move into a facility that’s more fitting for them. This goes to show that a lot wouldn’t be possible if it weren’t for the efforts of long-time volunteers and community supporters. I hear the Warrior Resource Center is expanding, too. I remember when this grassroots organization first started in Montrose—it’s amazing to see how far it has come and to hear the stories from area veterans who benefit from its services.

Create a Legacy I’m excited about this year’s Create a Legacy, your annual guide to giving locally, which you’ll find in this

month’s paper. This special section is packed with stories about volunteering and planned giving and features inspirational stories about people who have devoted their time and money to support local causes. Learn more about area nonprofits, their mission and how your gift of time, money or talents can impact future generations.

Celebrate age at BeaconFest on April 19 BeaconFest Boomer & Senior Fair is an annual event where our community comes together to celebrate age. This year’s show will be Thursday, April 19, from 9 a.m-3 p.m. at Two Rivers Convention Center in downtown Grand Junction. BeaconFest features an exciting lineup of entertainment, free food, lively seminars and informational booths from local vendors displaying their senior-related products and talking about their services. Admission is free!

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Sharing Ministries Food Bank’s 9,000-square-foot facility is a fitting space for one of the largest food banks in Colorado.

Sharing Ministries helps neighbors in need By Joyce Corley

Faith and food

hat happens when a goal is reached and a dream is realized? What happens when you have accomplished the one thing you have worked towards for 20 years? Do you rest on your laurels and polish your medals? If you’re Montrose’s Sharing Ministries Food Bank (SMFB), you keep going, setting even higher and loftier goals to help you meet the ongoing needs of your community. SMFB currently serves more than 5,500 people each month. In 2017, the organization distributed over 900,000 pounds of food through 63,000 client visits. At least half of food recipients are over the age of 50. Last May, SMFB welcomed the community into its new, 9,000-squarefoot, energy-efficient facility and demonstration kitchen. It was quite an accomplishment, but those who know the needs of the Western Slope communities SMFB serves realized it wasn’t time to take a break. It was a new beginning.

SMFB is one of the largest food banks in Colorado. It’s a faith-based, supplemental food program that distributes food to low-income families and nonprofit organizations throughout Montrose, Delta, Gunnison, Ouray and San Miguel counties. The organization was established in 1996 by Pastor Frank Koenig and his wife, Mary. SMFB is committed to sourcing the freshest food possible from local farmers and businesses, and also supports the Emergency Food Assistance Program (TEFAP) and the Commodity Supplemental Food Program (CSFP) for adults age 60 and older. Oneda Doyal has been the executive director and manager of the warehouse since 2008. “For the first 20 years, Sharing Ministries rented the old, 3,000-squarefoot railroad depot from Union Pacific on a month-to-month basis. For the first few years it was adequate [but] for the past 10 years it has not met the needs of our community,”

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Doyal said. She added that the old facility had no restrooms, no administrative offices and no waiting room for clients. Since SMFB receives no federal funding, for many years, the building or purchase of a larger, fully functioning warehouse and training facility seemed unattainable. But the community responded to the food bank’s outreach efforts whole-heartedly. Regular donors and business partners continued ongoing efforts to support the food bank. New and

The Green Cupboard in Montrose supports the mission of Sharing Ministries.

enthusiastic craftsmen, builders and laborers pitched in and helped make the building a reality. Vision, leadership and hard work were key in keeping everyone focused and dedicated.

Community efforts The organization’s funding is provided by generous donors and community members. A dedicated and diverse staff of volunteers helps keep the wheels turning. In 2017, SMFB volunteers logged in over 19,000 hours. Drivers, stockers, boxers and administration are essential to the day-to-day operation. SMFB also receives monetary

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support from The Green Cupboard, a chic women’s boutique located at 443 E. Main St. in Montrose. Shoppers can browse an assortment of new jewelry, scarves, handbags and other items while supporting the mission of Sharing Ministries.

Feeding the hungry The new facility hums with positive activity and purpose. Bill McCurdy has volunteered two days a week at SMFB for more than four years, making deliveries and picking up donations. Pastor Koenig befriended McCurdy’s mother when she went to live at Sunrise Creek, which is when he first learned about the organization. “I initially came to volunteer as a thank you to Frank,” McCurdy said. “I’ve stayed because I see the tremendous good the food bank accomplishes.” Neal Kelley has volunteered since 2007. “I had recently retired, and soon realized that I really needed to go back to work and stay useful,” Kelley said. “The Bible says ‘feed the hungry,’ and that’s what we do here at the food bank…Sharing Ministries is a shining light in the Montrose community.”

Dorothy Stewart, 74, is both a volunteer and food recipient. She lives on a limited income that comes solely from Social Security, and enthusiastically sings the praises of SMFB. “I rely on Sharing Ministries to supplement my food budget,” she said. “Their food donations are essential to my wellbeing.” Stewart also volunteers at Grace Community Church, and is able to bring food from Sharing Ministries to feed 25-100 children there each week. “All the people who work at Sharing Ministries are wonderful. They help an enormous number of people and never turn anyone down,” said Stewart. Doyal said SMFB is a powerful example of the community coming together to help our neighbors in their time of need. “We rely entirely on generous financial donors and volunteers to keep our doors open,” she said. “I want to thank the community for coming together to help make this new and much-needed facility a reality.” ■

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Become a recipient The Sharing Ministries Food Bank is located at 49 N. First St. and is open from 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Monday through Wednesday, 9-11:30 a.m. Thursday and from 9-11 a.m. on Friday. Applications and eligibility guidelines are available at www.sharingministries.com.

Become a volunteer or donor Food donations are always welcome, but monetary donations stretch further in helping the organization purchase food at a discount. Visit www.sharingministries.com to see how to help this worthwhile endeavor. Call 240-8385 to arrange for a guided tour of the facility.

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Taking care of the caregiver Story and photo by Jan Weeks

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Support Groups Caring for Caregivers meets at 1 p.m. on the second and fourth Mondays of the month. Call 240-3714 for location. Family Caregiver Support meets at 1:30 p.m. on the first and third Wednesdays of the month at Montrose Memorial Hospital, and the second and fourth Wednesdays at PIC Partners. Call 275-2138. Mending Hearts (grief support) meets from 2-3:30 p.m. Wednesdays at 205 Stafford Lane in Delta and 1-2:30 p.m. at Montrose Center for Hope.

aving been a caregiver for my mother-in-law, my mother and my husband until they passed away, I know what a struggle it is to keep from falling apart. The months of loving care I intended to provide became a slog peppered with guilt—I’d find myself hoping they would die to end their misery and mine. So how do caregivers stay sane? The first step in taking care of yourself so you can take better care of others is learning to recognize burnout, said Terry Mizak, Caregiver Connections’ coordinator with HopeWest. Symptoms of exhaustion in caregivers can include becoming anxious and fearful about not doing the job right, sleeplessness and forgoing their own nutritional needs—especially if they’re elderly—because they’re too tired to shop and cook or because they feel they don’t deserve to be well when their loved one is ill. Caregivers may also suffer physical deterioration, including headaches and ulcers, abandoning personal grooming or just not feeling quite right. What can you do if you’re at the end of your tether? Mizak gave specif-

ic examples of the things that caregivers can do to make their lives less stressful.

Ask for and accept help

Friends and relatives usually want to help, but don’t know how. “They won’t know unless you tell them,” Mizak said. “Make a list of things, small or large, and have it ready when someone asks, ‘How can I help?’ Can they make a meal? Pick up some milk? Change the sheets on the bed? Sit with your spouse while you run errands or take a walk?” Isolation increases as the disease or disability progresses, and it’s one of the biggest foes of being able to give quality care. HopeWest patient and family support volunteers provide an antidote to that isolation. Volunteers sit with patients or bring therapy animals to provide a break from routine and enable patients to focus on something besides their illnesses. “Human contact is really important,” said HopeWest Marketing and Communications Manager Callie Varra. “Just having a conversation with someone you’re not taking care of makes a huge difference.” Female caretakers tend to be more resistant to allowing others to help,

believing they should take care of everything as “nurturers.” Men may also feel reluctance because they see themselves as “protectors,” but Mizak said they are more willing to let others deal with intimate personal care like bathing.

Forgive yourself “Nobody expects you to be perfect,” Mizak said, “so lose the expectation that you have to do everything yourself.” Caregivers feel guilty sometimes if they’re not carrying all the responsibility for those whom they feel should be the priority. They see their own interests as selfish, but they should allow the person in their care to help, if possible. “Let an Alzheimer’s patient fold the laundry,” Mizak said. “Be creative in coming up with things they can do. Let them contribute.” Can they set the table for meals? Sort clothes to be washed? Put away the clean silverware? Perfection has no place in this situation, but empathy does.

Treat yourself kindly Caregivers too often lose their own identities in the service of their loved

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ones. They become an extension of the illness or disability, living only to support the other. One caretaker Mizak worked with was so frazzled that she finally called for a volunteer to sit with her husband while she took a bubble bath. “She stayed in the tub for two hours, refilling it as the water cooled, and read a book,” Mizak said. “Not having to worry about what he was getting up to allowed her to relax.” Have an outlet ritual. Beat the bed with your tennis racquet or scream into your pillow. Find someone who will listen to you vent. Go for a walk. Have your coffee on the patio. Listen to music. Go for a swim while someone else sits in for you. Find one bit of joy or something to appreciate each day.

Acknowledge your grief Anticipatory grief occurs when both the caregiver and the patient realize that the patient isn’t going to recover. Both have lost life as it was, and it will never be the same. “It’s as hard for the patients as it is for the caregivers,” Mizak said. When loved ones pass away, care-

givers often don’t know what to do with themselves. HopeWest’s Mending Hearts support group can help with that heartache.

Know your resources Mizak said she regularly refers to the BEACON Guide to point caregivers toward resources. They can also call 211 for a list of resources and contact information. Several for-profit agencies in the area offer respite, non-medical care and homemaking services. It’s also important to understand payment options. Medicare will pay for in-home help only if it involves medical necessity, such as wound care or therapy. Medicaid has 12 free programs, including day care for dementia patients, homemaker services (such as cleaning, dishes and laundry), feeding and sitting with the patient to give caretakers time for errands or relaxation. Care partners can take advantage of HopeWest’s programs without having a loved one registered in its hospice program. To learn more, call 248-8844. ■

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en years ago, I taught the monthly senior computer classes for the local parks and recreation department. Lesson one was always the same: Your computer is a pair of pliers, not a wrench. Of course, your computer is neither a pair of pliers, nor a wrench. However, like these items, your computer is a multi-use tool that has many practical uses. Have you ever told a friend that you feel stupid around technology because it will do so many things that you will never learn how to do? The answer to the first question is probably yes, while your answer to the second question is probably no. But, in premise, they are exactly the same question. The secret to learning how to use your computer (or any other technology) is to stop thinking about it as a magic box of specific and complicated wonders. Start thinking of it like a pair of pliers. When you need a pair of pliers, there’s no question that it’s the best tool for the job when you need to crimp the end of some wires, open a small paint bottle, or pinch your husband for groaning too often while you’re binge-watching Episode 13 of “Project Runway.”

Before you get frustrated with technology, ask yourself this next question: Do I really want or need to do all of the things that this piece of technology can do? Instead of getting frustrated that you haven’t mastered the tech tool, break it down into small jobs. You will be more successful at learning if you focus on the job instead of the device. Once you understand a computer’s basic functions, such as printing, saving, or finding files, you will discover that your desire to accomplish the larger task will overtake your fears. What do you want to do? Genealogy research? Organize your photos? Track your health? Get in touch with family and past friends on Facebook? All of those things are excellent uses for technology. Best of all, once you learn them, the procedures are always the same. The purpose of any tech tool is to make your life more enjoyable and efficient, not force you to become a tech wiz. Relax, focus on the routine processes, and remember that there’s no requirement to use the tool. Don’t let someone who knows more than you make you feel guilty for how you use your personal pair of pliers. ■

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ASK THE OLD BAG By Gayle Lagman-Creswick ADVICE COLUMN FOR THE OVER 50 CROWD

Inch by inch, moving on is a cinch Dear Old Bag: I was widowed at the early age of 40. Now I’m 55, and I’ve finally joined a dating site. I mentioned on my profile that I only want to hear from men who are 50-60 years old, but I keep getting messages from 40-yearold guys who say they like older women. Not only is that hard for me to believe, but it seems to me that most guys want women half their age, and I don’t want to date men who are close in age to my children. Do you think there are men out there who really do like older women? Signed, Doubtful Dear Doubtful: Yes, I think there are men out there who like older women, and it has worked out well for them. I see signs of this double standard changing, but I am like you—I do not want to date men close to the age of my oldest son. Be wary of scams, but other than that, what’s wrong with dating a man who’s younger than you? Let’s get rid of one more double standard! OB Dear Old Bag: I am 60 years old. My husband passed away two years ago. He was everything to me, and I cannot move on. My friends tell me to get out and do things, but I cannot seem to do it. I go to church and have lunch once in a while with a friend, but that’s it. How can people make themselves do something when their heart is not in it? Help! Signed, AJ Dear AJ: Share your problem with your physician. You could be depressed and need medication. They have a saying in 12-step programs that I think is good advice for you:

“Fake it until you make it.” Your heart may not be in it the first time you join a group, an exercise program, a book club, or other things that are waiting for you, but if you keep going, you might enjoy them. In the words of Robert Schuller, “Inch by inch, it’s a cinch.” Good luck! OB Dear Old Bag: My husband and I married young—he had a successful career and was able to retire early at age 57. Now we’re both 59. He has done nothing but a little housework and a small garden since he retired. His career was extremely time consuming and he never made friends or developed any hobbies. Now when I suggest that he get involved with something, he says, “I’m retired.” While he was busy with his career, I became quite social. I hate leaving him all the time, but I don’t want to live like that. Any suggestions? Signed, Worried Dear Worried: I would be worried, too. Sitting is the new smoking—it’s bad for your health. After I retired the first time, I spent a year sleeping in. Then I was bored and needed something to do. Maybe this will happen to him. Do not stop your social activities, but consider joining something that requires your spouse and take him along. Enlist the help of his physician. Western Colorado Community College has many continuing education courses, including those that help people plan for retirement. See the class schedule at www.coloradomesa. edu/wccc/community-education or call 255-2800. ■

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LAUGHING MATTERS Let there be peace Submitted by Caden Carry

An old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace until the new school year began.

my Social Security check yet, so I’m not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?” “A lousy quarter?” the drum leader exclaimed. “If you think we’re going to waste our time beating these cans around for a quarter, you’re nuts! No way. We quit!”

One afternoon, three young boys— full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm—came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until the man finally decided to take action.

And the old man enjoyed peace and

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street.

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Stopping them, he said, “You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. I’ll give you each a dollar if you’ll promise to come around every day and do your thing.”

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The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again.

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street. “Look,” he said, “I haven’t received

Benefits of growing older Submitted by Terry Becci

In a hostage situation you’re likely to be released first.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won’t wear out. You got cable for the weather channel. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You send money to PBS. You sing along with the elevator music. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

Submitted by Brant Hubert

Ol’ Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Fred’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note— then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only

At the funeral, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket he was wearing when Fred died. As he wrapped up his message, he said, “You know, Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”

one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”

He opened the note, and read, “Hey, you’re standing on my oxygen tube!”

“Sixteen,” the boy responded.

The horse that won’t work alone Submitted by William Borrego

A motorist drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

New math Submitted by Joseph Hunt

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” His cousin was amazed at the boy’s quick reply. “How do you know that?” he asked “Easy,” the little boy said. “Add it up, like the Bishop said: four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.” ■

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“This recession’s really putting a big dent in my income,” he told them. “From now on, I’ll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans.”

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All dolled up: Barbie celebrates 59th birthday By Randal C. Hill “It is very strange to have a doll named after you.” Barbara Handler Segal recalled strangers coming up to her and saying, “So you’re the Barbie doll!” At first, she said she would turn and walk away. But eventually, she learned to just stand and smile. In a 1989 interview with People Magazine, Segal said, “Much of me is very proud that my folks invented the doll; I just wish I wasn’t attached to it.” Her parents, Ruth and Elliot Handler started the company Mattel in 1945, which manufactured dollhouse furniture. While successful, the Handlers were always casting about for one special item that would make Mattel an iconic name in the toy world. In the early 1950s, the Handlers noticed that Barbara enjoyed playing with dolls—not the run-of-themill, cherub-faced, infant variety, but shapely teenage paper dolls that came with fashionable cutout wardrobes. Inspired by this, Ruth told Elliot that Mattel should offer a three-dimensional doll designed as a young woman with an appeal to older girls. Elliot opined the idea would never fly. On a 1956 trip to Switzerland, however, the Handlers serendipitously found a doll much like the one Ruth envisioned. “Lilli” was a German adult novelty toy that—unbeknownst to the Handlers—was based on a cartoon character who was a prostitute. Back home, the couple spent three years developing a clean-cut counterpart to naughty Lilli, a doll that would proudly bear their daughter’s name. On Barbie’s “official” birthdate—March 9, 1959—the doll debuted at a New York toy convention. On that day, Barbie’s real-life namesake was a shy 17-year-old attending high school in Los Angeles.

First-version Barbie came dressed in a zebra-striped swimsuit The first Barbie doll was and posintroduced in both blonde sessed a and brunette in March 1959 . waterfall of blonde or brunette hair. She earned mixed reviews, with some critics grumbling that the voluptuous, long-limbed toy was too expensive ($3 at a time when the hourly minimum wage was $1) and, at 11 1/2 inches—the original Lilli size—too small in comparison to traditional dolls. The main problem, though, was Barbie’s overt sexiness. Sears quickly declared her unfit for their store shelves. However, Barbie quickly flew off everyone else’s shelves and eventually became the best-selling doll in history, with worldwide sales of one billion units. Barbie offered an extensive optional wardrobe and, later, morphed through numerous occupations and ethnicities. Along the way feminists often railed against her, labeling Barbie a vacuous bimbo and crying out that her proportional measurements (36-18-33) were unrealistic and potentially unhealthy for impressionable young girls who wanted to emulate her. In 1961, Barbie’s boyfriend, Ken, arrived in stores. In doll form, he was California beach cool, but the human Ken—named after Barbara’s real-life brother—once admitted to People, “I was a real nerd. I played the piano and went to movies with subtitles.” Barbara married and had two children—one of them a daughter named Cheryl. There’s no doubt that Cheryl was raised with the usual delights of any typical well-off southern California girl—except for one. Cheryl never owned a Barbie doll. ■

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few months ago, I was sitting at my cousin’s house in Puerto Rico waiting for the second hurricane of the year. Irma left us without light, but María left us without light, water or a way out of our area for more than five days. It was horrible to see things flying around and listen to the wind while it took things away. After the terrible natural disaster, I walked to my house, just a block from my cousin’s, to find my front door shattered, more than 6 inches of water inside my house and a broken fence. I was grateful only a small corner of my roof had flown away. I was lucky. A week before María, I met Brian and Lorie Gregor, a wonderful couple from Fruita. We spent

five days driving around Puerto Rico together. They invited me to visit Colorado some time, and I thought I might go for Thanksgiving. But when María hit, there was no water, light, food, gas, cash or communication. The news reported that it would take more than six months for life to return to some kind of normalcy. I thought about my situation. My family is mostly in Florida (not my favorite state—how can I live somewhere that believes solar panels should be illegal?). My mother passed away three years ago and I have no husband or children. My choices were clear, so I left my job of 20 years as a lawyer and decided it was time to be a Colorado girl. I called the Gregors and told them I would visit with a one-way ticket. They were happy to have me and I

was grateful to have the option.

Trying to leave My cousin covered the hole that used to be my front door with some wood panels—not the best security system, but it was the one that was available. I left my house with one suitcase, unsure of what to expect but full of hope. The drive to the airport was awful; everything that was once green was now brown. Debris was everywhere, the highway had only one lane, most of the street signs were on the ground and passing under a teetering lightpost was an act of faith. My flight was delayed one week because the airport couldn’t communicate to get flights out. Due to mudslides and constant rain, I couldn’t return home. I cried a few

impotent tears but I was able to stay at a friend’s house. My comfort zone was non-existent.

Beauty in the chaos It turned out to be a good thing that I couldn’t leave because I soon received a message that a friend was sick. For being a lawyer, I am also a wonderful nurse. I took medicine to his house. He was stable for a while but his temperature rose to 105 degrees in the middle of the night. I nervously drove my friend and his dad through dark streets to the hospital, breaking curfew. Service there was worse than usual. They gave my friend medicine without knowing what he had because the lab was not working. The hospital wasn’t safe, so I took him home and stayed some days with

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torn Puerto Rico and adventures him. We didn’t eat or drink much because resources were finite. We waited eight hours in line for gas, and talked about our dreams while looking out his window at the stars, grateful we could dream in the chaos. We made the most of the situation, and even had fun. We embraced the resiliency that characterizes our people.

Coming to America When I was finally dropped off at the airport, the crowds were so large that it took me hours to get my luggage sent in. The airport’s glass walls and lack of electricity made it feel like a sauna—a sauna in which I spent seven hours waiting for my flight. Hours later, I arrived in Chicago to be hugged by Red Cross volunteers and put on another plane to Denver.

We waited eight hours in line for gas and talked about our dreams...we embraced the resiliency that characterizes our people. I left Puerto Rico in shorts because of the sauna atmosphere, and now I was freezing. A couple from Utah felt bad for me and lent me a jacket. I arrived at the hotel at almost 1 a.m., but I was so tired that I couldn’t sleep. I listened to music, which I hadn’t done in more than two weeks. I prayed for sanity. At noon the next day, I arrived in Grand Junction and began my new life. My loving surrogate family gave me shelter.

Colorado versus Puerto Rico I have been in Colorado for a few

months now. I have a job, I am looking at cars to buy, and I love it. It has been a wonderful adventure so far. I have had to explain several times—to smart people—that I am an American citizen. It’s funny when people correct my pronunciation because my English is out of practice. I am bilingual and I try. Puerto Rico is an American territory like Colorado once was. A great number of Puerto Ricans serve in the U.S. military. We pay federal taxes and Social Security. We have asked to be state 51 a few times. We can’t vote for the president and our Senate rep-

resentative has a voice but no vote. Each year, billions of dollars worth of business done in Puerto Rico returns to the contiguous U.S. Due to the Jones Act, we can only buy products from the mainland—a $22.6 billion industry. U.S. corporations based in Puerto Rico pay very low taxes. The U.S. makes more money from Puerto Rico than what it sends in aid. I have lost a lot these last few months, but I have gained a lot also. I am grateful to have always found great people to help me in my difficulties, and that there is so much kindness and empathy in my world. Let’s strive to live lives full of love and gratitude, and to pay it forward. ■

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Memoir and legacy:

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s we look back over a lifetime of events and decisions, we often feel a plethora of emotions, from joy and

thankfulness to regret and sorrow. Life takes strange and convoluted turns, and where we end up may not be what we envisioned for ourselves in our younger days. To make sense of this, writing down key events may be the best way to tease out not only what we did, but who we became as a result. This is the heart of memoir.

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When writing a memoir, either for yourself, your family, or a wider scope, it’s vital to remember that you’re writing for an audience. This is not a journal, and while it may be cathartic, neither is it therapy. You’re telling a story, albeit with purpose. Essayist John Nizalowski recently wrote “Land of the Cinnamon Sun,” a series of personal stories that have a larger universal theme to which any reader can relate. “I reach other people by finding in my experience what will be interesting to them, what will speak to them,” Nizalowski said. “When you write for yourself or your family in a private memoir, you are intrinsically interesting, simply by being who you are. The next step is deciding what should be

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written down—what might be significant to my children or grandchildren.” It’s also critical to determine how honest you intend to be. A memoir is designed to allow people to know you. You must speak to your weaknesses as well as your strengths. While your intentions may have been honorable in every instance, as humans, everyone is bound to make mistakes. To own those mistakes is integral to portraying yourself as you truly are. Richard Liversidge is writing stories from his youth for the sake of his children. “I want them to know who I was then,” he said. “I’m coming to terms with my life choices. I feel peaceful and accepting of who I am, but I also want my children to know me as I know myself.” A whitewashed memoir is worthless on all counts. The truth may hurt some feelings, but ultimately, your experiences belong to you. You may choose to change names or use other disguising techniques, but you must own your story and tell it honestly. Perhaps the most critical factor of memoir is to keep a narrow focus. Remember that autobiography, while a worthy form of storytelling, is not your purpose here. Only include those experiences that speak to this moment on this topic. Writing a series of essays is perhaps the most effective way to do this. The glorious thing about memoir is that you don’t have to start at the beginning, and neither does your audience. You can start in the middle and jump around in time with careless disregard. Once the memoirist sloughs off the constraints of chronology, the story can delve into the deep and the meaningful.

Starting a memoir It may be daunting to get started on such a project, but in the immortal words of Mary Poppins, “Once begun is half done.” You may find that the words roll off the pen with ease once the door to memory is open. For more information, contact the WCWF at www.westerncolorado writers.org. ■

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Pearl’s Pet Lodge: the purr-fect

home away from home for your pet By Kate Senn

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indy Carter always dreamed of owning her own pet boarding facility. A passionate animal lover, she spent years drafting plans and researching ideas on how to improve conditions for feline and canine guests alike. After years of owning and operating yoga studios in North Carolina and California, Carter and her husband, Paul, settled in Montrose in 2015 and brought Carter’s long-time dream to life when they opened Pearl’s Pet Lodge, a bed and biscuit inn, in 2017.

Now in full swing, this dog and cat boarding facility, located at 13989 6900 Road in Montrose, represents everything you could hope for when leaving your pet in someone else’s care. Clients in all shapes and furriness come and go with big, happy smiles. Dogs can run and play at the facility’s 11,000 square-foot outdoor exercise area that splits in two: one side for large dogs and the other for small dogs—a big plus and rare accommodation for little dogs unaccustomed to their large canine relatives with their big, playful paws.

Most of Carter’s clients are local and bring their pets in for daycare or overnight boarding while they are away, but more are coming from Telluride and outside Montrose. For dogs and cats living with siblings, Pearl’s Pet Lodge has eight suites that open to doubles, creating larger accommodations with plenty of space, so no families are split. “Being away from home is stressful enough. I want to make this time for everyone as fun and enjoyable as possible,” Carter said. To help with their pets’ getaway, Carter encourages pet parents to bring familiar items from home, including bedding or blankets, food, treats and toys. Carter hopes to install a dog-washing station for owners who want to pick up a clean dog after boarding or daycare. Cats are housed in a quiet room that’s appropriately distanced from the main kennel. The lodge’s rates include time for exercise, feeding and administering medication, and on-site 24/7 attention from the Carters. The Carters’ interactions with their guests go beyond heart-warming. The animals adore the happy-go-lucky couple and receive all the tender, loving care they could hope for. ■

To visit Pearl’s Pet Lodge or to book an appointment, call 250-8932, email cindy@pearlspetlodge.com, or visit www.pearlspetlodge.com.

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25 “The Seven Year ___” 26 Sinai streambeds 27 Notched irregularly 29 Strong frothy espresso 31 Dieter’s bane 32 Held title 33 Way around downtown 35 Country P.O. letters? 37 Vanilla of rap 40 Got one’s bearings 41 Big name in cartography 42 Sultanate on the Gulf 47 Put the cuffs on 49 Turned the field 50 Burned -rubber 53 Cochlea locale 55 Royal -kingdom 56 Capped joint 57 Tote board data 58 Like a bagatelle? 60 Daughter of Cronus 61 Bugged 62 Large -coffeepot 63 Giddyup! 64 “Me ___ !”

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e participate in Nature’s rhythm through gardening. Rather than watch the seasons go by, observing weather changes and admiring transforming landscapes from a distance, we experience the ebb and flow. This relationship with the natural world helps us embody concepts and practices that make us feel good. This simple shift is easily overlooked, but the concept of health and well being is immeasurably different from the lived experience of it. Embodiment allows us to enjoy the real-life benefits of a healthy lifestyle—the joy, excitement and ease of it.

Sowing seeds of wellness This month, we can sow seeds of wellness by planting a bed of dark leafy greens, which are full of calcium; iron; vitamins A, C and K; potassium and fiber. A bed of colorful carrots adds antioxidants while radishes add magnesium and vitamin B6. I like to direct sow seeds thick, then thin as sprouts emerge, harvesting baby greens along the way. Add a thin layer of grass clippings to keep the soil moist, and cover garden beds with a sheet on colder nights. Sowing seeds is about more than facilitating actual germination. It’s about setting our own intentions for health and well being. It’s a delightfully true metaphor, as with each seed we

sow, we are setting a tangible intention for growth and transformation. Such intentions are simple reflections of Nature, who always leans towards life and prosperity. Like Nature, we can participate in creating abundance and immerse ourselves in cycles rich with sustenance and love. In the garden this time of year, we are surrounded by brand-new beginnings. As buds emerge and bulbs send up new colors and aromas, we are reminded by Nature’s infinite beauty of our own access to endless possibilities. Sowing seeds of wellness is about trusting Nature, life itself and our bodies. By setting tiny intentions for joy and feeling good, we are opening ourselves up to experience well being fully and truly—transforming the idea of health into the reality of feeling alive.

Back to embodiment As we move into this next season of gardening and growth, think about how we are embodying the concepts we value and the feelings we want to experience. As free-willed human spirits, we get to choose how we interact with life every day. By moving, fueling and being mindful of our bodies, we can bring ideas into the realm of lived experience and create the lives we want to live. May the garden be a platform for you to do just that, each and every day. ■

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MARCH 6 Snowshoeing on the Grand Mesa Dress in layers and wear sunscreen for snowshoeing. Bring your own snowshoes, or rent them from Cascade Bicycles. Locations are subject to change, and trip may be rescheduled, weather permitting. Meet at the Montrose Senior Center at 8:30 a.m. Cost is $18; bring a sack lunch. MARCH 17 Eckert Crane Days Every year, the Greater Sandhill Cranes migrate north to their nesting grounds, passing through Harts Basin on their journey. We will attempt to see them take flight, eat lunch and attend the educational presentation put on by the Black Canyon Audubon Society. Meet at the Montrose Senior Center at 8:45 a.m. Cost is $20; bring money for lunch. MARCH 27 Colorado River Walking & Bird Watching Take an easy hike along the Colorado River with the Audubon Society guide. Meet at the Montrose Senior Center at 8:30 a.m. Cost is $23; bring a sack lunch.

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MUSIC & DANCE MONDAYS Line dancing Line dance from 4-6 p.m. on the first, second and fourth Mondays of the month and 6-8 p.m. on the third Monday at the Montrose Senior Center. A $2 donation is requested. MONDAYS Jam session/sing along Join us from 4-6 p.m. if you play an instrument and/or sing! Each person gets a turn to lead a song and others play along. Located in the Montrose Senior Center Crafts Room.

GAMES MARCH 19 Monday Night Out Enjoy a potluck, line dancing and games from 4-8 p.m. Bring a dish to share and $2 for paper goods and prizes. Feel free to participate in one or all activities. Rides are offered during the winter months. For more information or to schedule a ride, call Cindy at 252-4884. MONTROSE CRIBBAGE CLUB Keep your mind sharp by playing Cribbage. Attendance is free and all ages are welcome. New player? We’ll teach you. Expert? We have players who will give you a challenge. Meet at the Senior Center from 1-3 p.m. Call 252-7243 for details.

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MARCH 3 Home of the Brave After four years of research, observation and interviews, award-winning journalist Donna Bryson chronicled the story of Welcome Home Montrose in her recently released book, “Home of the Brave.” Come meet Donna at her book talk and signing from 4-6 p.m. at the new Warrior Resource Center, 2 Hillcrest Plaza Way in Montrose. MARCH 3 Dancing with the Stars Join us at the Montrose Pavilion for CASA’s third annual Dancing with the Stars event. Ten teams representing 10 local nonprofits will take the stage to support a great cause and provide some family fun! Come for the matinee at 2 p.m. or the evening performance at 7 p.m. Doors open an hour before show time. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased at www.casa7jd.org. For more information, call 249-0337. MARCH 5 “Saving Snow” documentary The Citizens’ Climate Change Lobby presents a free screening of this timely new documentary about the decline of winter, which views climate change through the eyes of skiers, resort business people and local activists. Film starts at 6:30 p.m. at the Montrose Library, 320 S. Second St. MARCH 7 Montrose County Historical Society presentation Journalist Bob Cox presents on “The History of the Montrose Elks Lodge: In honor of the Elks 150th anniversary” from 7-9 p.m. at the Montrose County Fairgrounds in the Pioneer Room, 1001 N. Second St. For more information, call 249-2085. MARCH 17 HopeWest Gala The theme of HopeWest’s gala is “Celebrating the Past…Illuminating the Future.” Enjoy dinner and dancing, and place your bid at a silent auction in

the Montrose Pavilion’s ballroom from 6:30-11:30 p.m. For more information, call 240-7734 or visit www.hopewestco.org.

MARCH 18 Montrose Community Band concert Saddle up and join the Montrose Community Band for a fun western concert at the Montrose Pavilion. Concert will take place at 3 p.m. Dust off your boots and come ride off into the sunset. For more information, visit www. montroseband.com or call 596-1188. MARCH 19 The Basics of Medicaid Learn about the basics of Medicaid and other long-term care planning ideas, including eligibility, spouse protections, five-year look back, and planning for individuals and couples. This seminar, presented by the Law Office of Brown & Brown, PC, is free and open to public. Seminar will take place from 4:30-5:30 p.m. at the Homestead at Montrose’s activity room, 1819 Pavilion Drive in Montrose. For more information, call 275-1220. MARCH 24 Altrusa Spring Luncheon Come to Altrusa’s 30th annual spring luncheon fundraiser. This year’s theme is “A Broadway Melody.” Enjoy shopping, a catered lunch, a live auction, door prizes and a fashion show. The fundraiser takes place from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. at the Montrose Pavilion. Tickets are $40 per person and can be purchased by calling Molly at 765-7666. MARCH 25 Valley Symphony Chorus Concert Get ready to revel in the rhythms of the ’60s and ’70s with our Valley Symphony Chorus. Concert takes place from 3-5 p.m. at the Montrose Pavilion. Tickets are $17 for adults and $16 for seniors, and can be purchased at www. valleysymphony.net. ■

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Powerful Tools for Caregivers This six-week educational program is designed to help family caregivers take care of themselves while caring for a relative or friend. Whether it’s helping a parent, spouse, friend or someone who lives at home, in a nursing home, or across the country, this is the class for you. Classes are from 1-3:30 p.m. on Wednesdays from March 14 through April 18. Classes are located at Region 10 in Montrose. Suggested donation is $25. Registration is required. Call Sandy at 765-3131. Volunteer Opportunities • Volunteer drivers are needed to deliver meals to low-income and frail seniors. Drivers are background checked and need to provide references. Call 249-8804. • The Museum of the Mountain West seeks volunteers to be trained as tour guides, landscapers/ groundskeepers, light construction, building maintenance and janitorial. Call 240-3400.

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• Cardiac Support Group meets monthly from 6:30-7:30 p.m. on the fourth Wednesday at Montrose Memorial Hospital in Conference Room A. • Caring for Caregivers Delta meets monthly from 11 a.m. to noon on the second Tuesday at Delta Partners. Call Danielle at 200-7163. • Caring for Caregivers Montrose meets monthly from 11 a.m. to noon on the fourth Tuesday at Montrose PACE. Call Danielle at 200-7163. • Dementia and Alzheimer’s Support Group meets monthly from 4-5 p.m. on the last Monday at Horizons Health Care and Retirement Community. Call 275-4220. • Diabetes Support meets monthly at 6 p.m. on the first Tuesday at Montrose Memorial Hospital. Call 2407280. • Family Caregiver Support Group meets monthly from 1:30-2:30 p.m. on the first and third Wednesdays at Montrose Memorial Hospital. Call 275-2138. • Parkinson’s Support Group meets monthly at 2 p.m. on the last Monday in the first floor conference room of Montrose Memorial Hospital. Call Ashley at 252-2996. • Stroke and Brain Injury Support meets monthly from 11 a.m. to noon on the second and fourth Thursdays at Montrose Memorial Hospital. Call 252-2550. • Mending Hearts is a grief support group in Delta and Montrose. The Delta group meets from 2-3:30

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Al-Anon • Al-Anon and Alateen Delta meets at 7:30 p.m. Tuesdays at St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 145 W. Fifth St. Call Elizabeth at 874-9832 or Shirley at 323-5067. • Al-Anon Cedaredge meets at 8 p.m. Thursdays at Wick Hall behind First Baptist Church, 370 W. Main St. Call Mary at 856-6123 or Jim at 874-7855. • Al-Anon Hotchkiss meets at 6:30 p.m. Mondays at Hotchkiss Methodist Church, 285 N. Second St. Call Elsie at 210-8090 or Marjorie at 433-1856. • Al-Anon Paonia meets at 7 p.m. Wednesdays at Paonia United Methodist Church. Call Lisa at 395-3608, Chris at 527-3366 or Marjorie at 433-1856. • Women’s Al-Anon Montrose meets at 3:30 p.m. Sundays at All Saints Anglican Church, 2057 S. Townsend. Call Jessi at 596-7924. • Newcomers Al-Anon/Alateen Montrose meets at 7 p.m. Mondays at First Presbyterian Church, 1840 E. Niagara Road. Call Lisa Marie at 9648849 or Karis at 275-4107 • Al-Anon Montrose meets at noon on Thursdays at First Presbyterian Church, 1840 E. Niagara Road. Call Marian at 703-517-0552 or Lucy at 596-9919. ■

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Black Canyon Barbershop Chorus is looking for anyone wanting to sing four-part in an a cappella barbershop music style. Practices are from 7-8:30 p.m. Thursdays at the Olathe United Methodist Church, 518 Hersum Ave. Call 216-3800.

Montrose Amateur Radio Club meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the third Friday at the Olathe Community Center. Call 417-6142.

Black Canyon Classics Car Club meets monthly on the first Tuesday. The club is open to all ages interested in classic cars, street rods, trucks and other vehicles. For meeting time and location, call 249-6051.

Montrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances monthly from 7:30-11 p.m. on the second and fourth Saturdays at the Montrose Pavilion. Dancers of all ages are welcome. Bring a snack to share. Cost is $5. Call 252-7172.

Crafternoon members knit and crochet projects from 2:30-4:30 p.m. on the first, second and third Wednesdays of the month in the Montrose library meeting room to donate to various charities. Supplies are provided, but yarn donations are always welcome. Experienced crafters are on hand to help beginners. Call 964-2546.

Montrose Women’s Club meets for monthly luncheons at noon on the third Monday, September through May. All Montrose area women are invited to attend. For location, call 275-3336.

Delta Hubwheelers Square Dance Club hosts a dance from 7-9 p.m. on March 3 at Garnet Mesa Elementary School, 600 A St. in Delta. Come early for a “plus workshop” at 6:30 p.m. Dances are mainstream plus tips. Bring refreshments to share. Celebrate our 50th anniversary with us on April 7 from 7-9 p.m. at Bill Heddles Recreation Center. Call Zee at 835-3771 or Nikki at 835-8666.

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San Juan Dance Club meets from 6:45-9:30 p.m. Thursdays at the Lions Clubhouse in Montrose. Call 708-8333. Vestafjell Lodge, Sons of Norway meets at 1 p.m. on March 10 at Shepherd of the Valley Lutheran Church in Grand Junction. Call 245-5649 or visit www.vestafjelllodge.org. Western Slope 4 Wheelers meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the first Tuesdays at the Montrose Rod & Gun Club’s indoor range, 1211 6450 Road in Montrose. Call 209-5326. ■

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