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MONTROSE-DELTA

JUNE 2018

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elanie Wiseman, one of our long-time writers, shares her story of how she traded in the harsh winters of the Midwest for western Colorado’s dry summers in a love story that resonates with many BEACON readers. Whether you were born here, moved here to raise a family or relocated after retiring from a big-city job, you likely feel a similar connection to the Western Slope due to its fresh air and majestic mountains, in addition to affordable living costs, recreational prospects and friendly communities. It’s no wonder we choose to live here! What’s not to love?

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I’m one of those people who constantly shares photos and videos of my dog, Skye, on social media, even if she’s doing the most mundane things. Pets are important to BEACON readers, which makes our August issue—centered on pets and their people—our most popular issue of the year. We want to hear about your furry (or scaly or feathered) friends! Tell us about your pet and send a photo by July 15 to: Beacon@PendantPublishing.com or P.O. Box 3895, Grand Junction, CO 81502.

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COVER STORY In recent years, Montrose and Delta have become hubs for pickleball play—especially with their world-class recreation centers— but weekly games also take place in Cedaredge, Paonia, Ridgway, Gunnison and Grand Junction. Photos by Valeree Seiferd.

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Let’s play pickleball By Kate Senn & Cloie Sandlin t’s hard not to smile when saying the word “pickleball.” This growing sport is just as much fun to play as it is to say.

New players are sure to be amused by the whiz, whack and pop of the holey plastic ball flying back and forth over the low net at surprising speeds. Developed as a backyard sport on an old badminton court in the 1960s, pickleball is now played by all ages—in recreation centers, on altered tennis courts, in school gym classes, overseas and across the Western Slope.

WHAT IS PICKLEBALL?

A combination of tennis, badminton and Ping-Pong, pickleball can be played with doubles or singles on

a small tennis-like court (usually 20 feet by 44 feet). Players use paddles to serve the ball underhand and diagonally across the court, winning points when their side serves and the other side misses the ball. The first team to reach 11 points wins the game. Paddles are larger than those used in Ping Pong, and the lightweight, plastic ball keeps the game fastpaced and challenging. Some players use tactical tricks to score points, while others add great topspeed, sending the ball spinning down the line. Constant movement is one aspect of the game that keeps Jeff Riddle playing at the Montrose Recreation Center a couple times a week.

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“I tried it and I was instantly hooked,” said Riddle, who played his first game of pickleball over six years ago. “I enjoy pickleball more than almost anything now.” He tells friends and new players that it’s more than a sport or a hobby. “It’s an addiction,” he said. A former tennis player and racquetball competitor, Riddle found the transition to pickleball to be straightforward and easier on his body. “It’s quick to pick up,” he said. “I was also really impressed early on with the more experienced players’ willingness to help us learn how to play and how they would drill us and give us advice. We’re very lucky to have experienced competitive players who are good teachers.” One of the advantages of the game is its unpredictability. Most games are played with doubles—two members on each team. Riddle said it’s common for players to trade partners, which keeps the game exciting and challenging. “Generally, there’s not one doubles team that is dominant because players come and go,” he said. “Sometimes people will find a player they want to team up with during tournament season, but there’s a lot of change and that adds to the fun.”

WHERE TO PLAY

In recent years, Montrose and Delta have become hubs for pickleball play, but weekly games also take place in Cedaredge, Paonia, Ridgway and Gunnison. Montrose pickleball players have access to up to 13 courts—some indoors, some outdoors—and a number of tournaments, but Riddle said players in surrounding towns

associate closely with one another and will play different courts across the Western Slope. One of the main times players mingle is at tournaments, such as the Western Slope Regional Pickleball Tournament on June 2-3 at the Montrose Recreation Center, and many other tournaments held yearround.

Marino attributed the public’s participation in establishing an active pickleball community on the Western Slope. Local residents have donated paddles, nets and balls to help spread interest.

He knows one couple in Ridgway who travels from tournament to tournament in their RV.

While local pickleball players are not grouped into any formal organization, Riddle chairs an informal steering committee that helps Marino establish guidelines for play, times and address player issues. The committee recently received approval from the Montrose Recreation Foundation and Montrose Community Foundation to operate under its umbrella of nonprofits to raise funds for installing window shades on the recreation center’s east windows, thereby eliminating the sun’s glare on the court and improving the experience for this growing group of players. Riddle expects to have raised enough funds for this first phase of improvements to the recreation center by the end of summer.

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While Riddle is taking a break from tournaments this season, he has played with many top-ranked players and met many friends from across the Western Slope. “[Games] can be very competitive, but people respect the game and respect the rules,” he said. “Everyone’s a good sport and I’ve made a lot of good friends.”

Montrose Recreation District’s 50+ activities coordinator Cindy Marino helped introduce the game to Montrose over six year ago and was integral in setting up its first pickleball league. Both a player and an official pickleball ambassador, she was quick to list the many reasons why pickleball is worth trying. “Pickleball is a sport for all ages,” Marino said. “It’s a great way to get the heart rate up and do some interval training that is both low-impact and social. It’s a life-changing sport for people of all mobility levels.” Playing pickleball can lower high blood pressure, and help you lose weight, make friends, relieve stress and improve hand-eye coordination. Instead of heading to the workout area at the gym, competitive games of pickleball can make an hour or two of exercise fly by.

Pickleball is played five days a week in Delta and Montrose, and beginners are always welcome. Beginners will “learn through doing” at open play, unrated court times or at 2.0 rated, or beginner times. Private lessons are available through the Montrose Recreation Center.

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“Experienced players like to host clinics, where they will talk new players through some of the strategies and put them through practice,” Riddle said. “I think that’s one reason [pickleball] is growing so fast. They want new players to learn the game and have as much fun as they do.” Visit the official pickleball website at www.usapa.org for more information on this fun and challenging game. For more information about local games, clinics and tournaments, visit www.westernslopepick leballclub.com or call 252-4884. ■ WWW.BEACONSENIORNEWS.COM |

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Delta library: a Carnegie legacy Story and present photos by Kate Senn

Nineteenth century philanthropist Andrew Carnegie probably didn’t know much about Delta or western Colorado during his lifetime. He was more familiar with the rolling hills of rural Pennsylvania and the cobbled streets of Pittsburg.

he geographical distance between Delta and Pittsburg, however, didn’t stop him from donating over $6,000 to create Delta’s first library. As one of the few Carnegie libraries still remaining in Colorado, Delta’s library is a gem—not only for its free community services, but also for its role in the state’s history.

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The mid 1800s brought many Americans fame and fortune. Business opportunities were endless in the young country that brought hope to millions of poor immigrants like Carnegie’s parents. With textile experience as damask weavers in Scotland, Carnegie’s father settled the family in the prosperous town of Allegheny, Pennsylvania, also famous for its textile production. The Carnegie Steel Company in Youngstown, Ohio, circa 1910.

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Though he grew up working in the cotton mills as a young boy, Carnegie prospered as a railroad superintendent at age 24. The Pennsylvania Railroad Company connected him with further opportunities, and soon the young entrepreneur had stock in iron, bridge and other railroad-related endeavors. After helping to defeat the confederation with diligent transportation organization during the Civil War, Carnegie focused his attention on the booming steel industry, which eventually made him the richest man in America. He believed strongly in the importance of language education, reading, writing and classical literature.

When he sold and retired from the Carnegie Steel Company, he had more time to focus on things that really mattered to him.

A PASSION FOR PHILANTHROPY Carnegie’s philanthropy affected communities near and far with institutions such as Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh and Carnegie Music Hall in New York City to The University of Birmingham, England and the Peace Palace, also known as Vredespaleis, in The Hague, The Netherlands. Inspired by Enoch Pratt’s free li-

BEACON SENIOR NEWS › Andrew Carnegie, a self-made steel tycoon and philanthropist, built over 2,500 libraries around the world, including 35 in Colorado. The Delta Library is one of the few remaining Carnegie structures still operating for its intended purpose. Photo circa 1913. brary in Baltimore, Carnegie helped build over 2,500 libraries around the world—35 in Colorado—in addition to supporting universities, hospitals and peace centers. The first Carnegie library was built in Braddock, Pennsylvania in 1888. Communities that applied for library funding had to meet few simple requirements: the local government had to demonstrate a need for the library, explain how and where they would support it, and promise to keep it free to all citizens. But this was no handout—Carnegie wanted to see dedication, involvement and interest from within the community. Citizens had to raise their own funding, which the Carnegie foundation would match or exceed. Eager to have their own library in the expanding community, the Delta Federated Woman’s Club raised an astounding $3,400 in 1909 (about $87,000 today), which the foundation matched with an additional $6,500. Carnegie libraries were meant to last, so they were made of brick, rather than wood. The Delta Library proudly opened its doors in 1912. Local architect Oscar R.

Felmlee created the building with brick cut from a Delta brickyard to bring his simple, neoclassical layout of art to life, with welcoming pillars at the entrance and big, friendly windows on all sides. Today’s library is very much the same as the one the Delta Woman’s Club warmly introduced to the community over 100 years ago.

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While many plants like tomatoes, peppers, corn and squash enjoy full sun, others are happier in partial shade. Give shade to broccoli, cabbage and cauliflower to slow flowering and encourage tighter heads. Leafy greens will turn bitter and bolt quickly in our hot summer sun, so planting them in a spot with some afternoon shade will make for more tender leafs.

Vertical space invites shade and creates a more dynamic garden environment. Sunflowers and corn cast shade on shorter plants to protect them from the hot afternoon sun. A wall of trellised cucumbers or squash can act in the same way. Seed buckwheat with carrots to create a shady canopy for carrots as they germinate.

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Lawns are easily taken for granted, and yet they come with great controversy and serious consequences for people, our watersheds and our planet. Huffington Post referenced a study by NASA in 2015, which estimated more than 63,000 square miles of lawn in the U.S.—that’s about the size of Texas!

concrete or asphalt. Like all living plants that promote life in our soils, lawns sequester carbon from the atmosphere and pull water into underground watersheds. But maintaining a lawn in the high desert requires a lot of effort, especially if you’re aiming to achieve a low-cut, weed-free monoculture of super green grass. By incorporating other greenery into your lawn, like dandelions, clover, alfalfa or mint, you’re allowing for greater biodiversity in

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As the weather warms up, it’s time to get outside and enjoy the best Montrose Downtown has to offer when it comes to dining in the open air. The Vine Market and Bistro (347 E. Main St., www.thevinemontrose. com) draws in locals and visitors alike with its creative menu and use of fresh, locally grown produce. The addition of a small patio on the Cascade Avenue side of the property is an added bonus that will be in demand once summer really kicks in. Umbrellas offer a respite from the sun during lunch while shade in the evenings makes the outdoor space downright unbeatable. Happy hours throughout the week are a great excuse to utilize the al fresco offering from this Main Street business. Local brewery 2 Rascals (147 N. First St., www.tworascalsbrewing.com) offers a quiet respite from the traffic of Main Street and Townsend Avenue with a modest outdoor seating section on the wooden deck behind the building. The on-site food truck offers casual bites like burgers and fries, which pair nicely with the delicious craft beer offerings on a sunny afternoon or evening. Montrose Downtown’s newest dining option, Ginger and Gin (647 E.Main St., www.gingerandginmontrose. com) has a lovely garden setting facing Mesa Avenue with around a dozen tables with padded chairs and plenty of foliage. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, the menu is an eclectic mix of traditional and somewhat experimental offerings.

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Set a block from Main Street, RnR Sports Bar (35 N. Uncompahgre Ave., www.rnrsportsbarmontrose. com) is a great spot for a few after-work drinks, particularly for sports fans. They have a range of bar snacks as well as more substantial offerings, including burgers, sandwiches and daily specials throughout the week. One of the most hopping patios in town, Horsefly Brewing (846 E. Main St., www.horseflybrewing. com) offers dozens of spots on the al fresco patio, which includes a fireplace for cooler summer evenings. Wednesdays have open mic nights with Danny Morales. There are food and drink specials on Fridays, and live music from local artists every Saturday. Amelia’s Hacienda Restaurante (44 S. Grand Ave.) offers a fencedin patio with a few tables to enjoy sipping on frozen margaritas and delicious Mexican cuisine. If you’re looking for a more casual bite, there is also a handful of options that allow you to take in the warm weather and sunshine. Caffeinating Montrose for nearly 20 years, Coffee Trader’s Main Street location (845 E. Main St., www. thecoffeetrader.com) offers a lush garden with shaded tables, which are great for enjoying a cup of coffee and a pastry. Grab a seat on the porch of

the historic 1908 craftsman house the coffee shop is located in and watch the hustle and bustle of Montrose Downtown. On the other side of downtown, Backstreet Bagel & Deli (127 N. Townsend Ave., www.backstreet bagelcompany.com) has seating at the front of the store and a lovely secluded space in the back where you can escape the noisy traffic of Townsend Avenue. Just around the corner is Daily Bread (346 E. Main St.), serving up freshly made pastries and all-day breakfasts for over 30 years. The breakfast burrito always hits the spot and the two tables right on Main Street are a great place to people-watch during the warmer months. For an old fashioned burger, fries and shake, head to Crash Burger (646 E. Main St., www.crashburger.com). Outdoor seating is your only option unless you want to drive through and take your burger home. Family owned and operated, the freshly prepared food has earned Crash Burger top reviews by locals and visitors alike. There’s no better way to enjoy a Montrose summer than lingering at one of these outdoor patios while enjoying farm-fresh food and refreshing libations. Discover more by visiting www.MontroseDowntown.com

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Did I choose the Western Slope, or did it choose me? By Melanie Wiseman

Although my family roots are in Wisconsin, I’ve called the Western Slope home for the past 33 years.

y parents secretly predicted my eventual move West, but I had to figure it out on my own. In 1967, our family of six piled into our ’64 Oldsmobile for a monthlong road trip touring the West. I was glued to the window, leaving no doubt in my parents’ minds that their skinny, curly-headed, nineyear-old daughter was eventually going to move West. I moved from Wisconsin to Minneapolis after college in 1980, to lead the life of my idol, Mary Tyler Moore. I wanted to be a single business woman, too, feisty and fun-loving. In July 1982, I headed to Colorado on a camping vacation, looping through Grand Junction and its 100-degree plus heat. I remember seeing the desert’s stark contrast to the lush Midwest, convinced we had taken a wrong turn and landed on the moon. Just two years later, I yearned for more. Forever a horse lover, but never a horse owner, I spent one of the best weeks of my life at a dude ranch in Mancos in 1984. I called myself a “dudette,” learned to twostep, ate tons of hearty ranch food and breathed in the fresh air and wild scenery. I was falling in love with the Western Slope. I loved its friendly people, slower pace, year-round sunshine and playground of untamed public land. I returned to Minneapolis, but couldn’t get the Western Slope out of my mind. Just three months later, while waiting at a bus stop for my daily ride downtown in sub-zero weather, I decided to make a phone call that would change my life.

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Acoustic Tuesdays Enjoy live music, food and ice-cold beer at Pocket Park on Main Street in Montrose. Invite your friends and enjoy a night of music, shopping and dining. This free event starts at 5 p.m. Ulterior Motive plays on June 12 and Jedi George performs on June 26.

JUNE 13-16

Astronomy Festival Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park celebrates the starlit skies with the ninth annual Astronomy Festival. There will be daytime and evening programs, starting with Orion Book award-winning author Craig Childs at the Montrose Pavilion at 8 p.m. State park fees are waived for the evening, but national park entrance fees are $20 for seven days. For a full schedule, visit www. nps.gov/blca/planyourvisit/calendar. Parking is limited, so please carpool.

JUNE 15-16

Montrose Garden Tours Take a self-guided tour of the Montrose Botanic Gardens (MBG) and five other gardens from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Tickets are on sale at Camelot Gardens, San Juan Gardens and Montrose Farmers Market, and at the gate. Cost is $15 or $10 for MBG members. For more information, call 249-1115.

Grand Mesa Arts and Events Center opening Celebrate the grand opening of the Grand Mesa Arts and Events Center in Cedaredge beginning Friday at 5:15 p.m. Explore the newly remodeled art center and hear about programming, education and community outreach plans. There will be more than 60 original canvas pieces up for auction. Children’s activities and an artist’s reception will be on Saturday. For more information, visit www.grandmesaartscenter.com.

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Movie Saturdays Enjoy free carriage rides and watch family fun movies at Pocket Park on Main Street in Montrose. “The Incredibles” shows on June 9 and “The Sandlot” on June 23. Bring a chair or a cozy blanket. Events start at 7 p.m. Popcorn and free drinks are available.

HopeWest Golf Tournament Enjoy a competition of Ladies and Men’s four-person scramble. Tournament begins at 9 a.m. at Links at Cobble Creek. Cost is $100 per person, which includes cart, lunch and hors d’oeuvres. Register as a single or with a four-person team. To register, visit www.hopewestco.org. For more information, call 497-5203. ■

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Jam session/sing along Join us from 4-6 p.m. if you play an instrument and/or sing! Each person gets a turn to lead a song and others play along. Located in the Montrose Senior Center Crafts Room.

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JUNE 18

The Montrose Connection Are you new to Montrose? Would you like to connect with like-minded people? Share ideas and network with others from 6:15-8 p.m. at the Montrose Library Community Room. Seating is limited, so register by calling 249-7705 or visiting www.meetup.com/montrose-new-intown-meetup.

EDUCATION Have lunch at noon and listen to educational presentations at 1 p.m. at the Montrose Senior Center. Cost for lunch is $5. Call 964-3419 the day before to make lunch reservations. June 5 Paul Janzen presents “The Impact of Population by 2030” June 11 Bill Cunningham presents “Ol’ West Mountain Men.”

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Ute Mountain Casino trip Take a trip to the Ute Mountain Casino for some gaming excitement. Meet at the Montrose Senior Center at 6:30 a.m. Cost is $45; bring money for lunch and gambling.

JUNE 12

Pauline S. Schneegas Wildlife Foundation Tour the facility that cares for orphaned wildlife and meet the resident animals, including foxes, bobcats, rabbits and ferrets. Time permitting, we’ll head to Rifle Falls State Park to view the falls on the way home. Meet at the Montrose Senior Center at 7:30 a.m. Cost is $34; bring money for lunch.

JUNE 19

Alta ghost town with hike Tour the ghost town of Alta and hike around the Alta Lake. Meet at the Montrose Senior Center at 7:45 a.m. Cost is $18; bring a lunch—and your camera.

JUNE 26

Gunnison Pioneer Museum Tour 20+ buildings, railroad exhibits and the Andy Mallet Car Museum. Following the museum tour, have lunch in Gunnison and shop in the downtown area. Meet at the Montrose Senior center at 8 a.m. Cost is $32; bring money for lunch.

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Line dancing Line dance from 4-6 p.m. on the first, second and fourth Mondays of

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CLUBS & ACTIVITIES Black Canyon Barbershop Chorus is looking for anyone who wants to sing four-part in an a cappella barbershop music style. Practices are from 7-8:30 p.m. Thursdays at the Olathe United Methodist Church, 518 Hersum Ave. Call 216-3800. Black Canyon Classics Car Club meets monthly on the first Tuesday. The club is open to all ages interested in classic cars, street rods, trucks and other vehicles. For meeting time and location, call 249-6051. Citizens Climate Lobby meets at 6:30 p.m. June 4 at the Montrose Library meeting room. For more information, call 240-9146 or email montrose@citizensclimatelobby. org. Crafternoon members knit and crochet projects from 2:30-4:30 p.m. on the first, second and third Wednesdays of the month in the Montrose library meeting room to donate to various charities. Supplies are provided, but yarn donations are always welcome. Experienced crafters are on hand to help beginners. Call 964-2546. Montrose Amateur Radio Club meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the third Friday at the Olathe Community Center. Call 417-6142. Montrose Elks Bingo takes place at 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays at the Montrose Elks Lodge, 801 S. Hillcrest Dr. Montrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances monthly from 7:3011 p.m. on the second and fourth Saturdays at the Montrose Pavilion. Dancers of all ages are welcome. Bring a snack to share. Cost is $5.

Call 252-7172. Montrose Women’s Club meets for monthly luncheons at noon on the third Monday, September through May. All Montrose area women are invited to attend. For location, call 275-3336. San Juan Dance Club meets from 6:45-9:30 p.m. Thursdays at the Lions Clubhouse in Montrose. Call 708-8333. Vestafjell Lodge, Sons of Norway meets for their first indoor picnic at 1 p.m. on June 2 at the Shepherd of the Valley Lutheran Church in Grand Junction. Pulled pork will be provided. Bring samples of your hobbies and skills for show and tell. Call 245-5649 or visit www.vesta fjelllodge.org for details. ■

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