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Looking for love online?

Mature daters share their cyber romance tips

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24 Faith: Love is more than a feeling When I think about love and all it entails, I am reminded of the love chapter in the Bible—1 Corinthians 13

16 Medicinal rebound regrets

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iana? Is that you?” I was headed to the checkout at King Soopers when I saw her. I yanked my mask down to show her it was indeed me, her coworker of 24 years. She eased her cart to the side, and we gave each other the Cliff’s Notes of our lives in the floral aisle, parting 45 minutes later with the intention of getting back in touch, hopefully before another three years elapses! Why is it so hard to stay in touch? The pandemic hasn’t helped, but it’s just life in all its unpredictability. Our hearts are in the right place, but crisis management kicks in. What needs doing right now usurps all else, so we don’t write that email, pick up the phone or knock on their door. Friendship is one of life’s greatest blessings. It’s not a transactional relationship. It’s not forced. It’s a choice. When you find it and it’s reciprocal, it is a sweet gift. Friendship makes me do costly and illogical but oh-so-fun things like wake up at 3:30 a.m. for a flight to Texas to visit my college roommate. It’s my sister resurrecting a dormant group— from years ago, before a move halfway across the country—for a monthly Zoom call. It’s wildly sacrificial acts I’ve only read about, like donating a kidney. Who has one BFF? There’s the confidant from whom you seek advice. The bestie who makes you laugh. The childhood chum you’ve known forever. The always-game, spur-of-the-minute pal. The friend you lost touch with, but later connect as if no time has elapsed at all. Researchers say that making a casual friend takes an average of 50 hours, while close friendships take 200 hours. In college, friendship was effortless. We studied together, made food runs or stayed up late, just talking. Then I graduated. Real-life socializing required effort and scheduling. But that’s the secret to friendships outside

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from our readers Coloring for senior adults works better and is safer than Prozac or other drugs for anxiety. It’s very relaxing. - Dr. Cherry Ambrose, PSyD.

the playground or dorm, according to psychologist Marisa Franco. She’s an advocate of recurring group activities—the monthly game night or bike ride. For some mysterious reason, singing together is proven to be very conducive to friendships. I miss my own “choir therapy,” paused by COVID-19. Franco speaks of the “multiple touch points” in groups. “Someone…could reach out to all of us, and then we all keep in touch,” she explains. So even if group texts get unwieldy or the Zoom cage feels unnatural, they work when gathering may not be safe. (I’ve also met up with friends in the wintry outdoors, eating lunch by a fire!) Aging doesn’t seem as intimidating when you can commiserate with another. Senior centers are a hub of relationships forged over meals or shared interests, like exercise or crafts. Research shows that though we’re aging, friends enable us to stay resilient, open-minded and smarter. Loneliness can be as hard on you as smoking a pack per day. Friends are even more vital than relatives for extending one’s life. Seniors over 70 with a good number of friends tend to live 22 percent longer than those with fewer. When we close ourselves off, we miss out on community, and our world shrinks. In a lifetime we make an average of 396 friends, but only one out of 12 friendships lasts. Let’s thank our “forever people.” Here’s to making and being a friend! ■

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nline dating is big business and growing every year. Although many folks over age 50 have never used a dating app, you can bet your kids have been swiping right and left to approve or disapprove of potential mates on Tinder for years. With age, however, circumstances and marital statuses change, and you might find yourself looking for new ways to make connections. If asking your kids how to proceed doesn’t appeal to you, then this article should help.

GETTING STARTED First, there are many matchmakers to choose from with more than

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1,500 dating sites on the world wide web. Most of the bigger sites also have their own apps for smart phones and iPads. While biggies like Match.com and eHarmony.com boast the biggest dating pools, sites such as Silver Singles.com and OurTime.com are devoted solely to mature daters. There are also sites for practically any specific interest, be it religion (ChristianMingle.com and Jdate. com for Jewish singles) to pages devoted to farmers, clowns and even vampires. A few sites are free to use; others require payment. Some apps let you test the waters by allowing you to view prospective matches at

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no charge. However, you’ll have to pay if you want to actually talk to these singles. A three-month subscription to Match.com will cost you around $32 per month. As with most dating apps, if you commit to more time, the fee lessens. Some singles believe the paying sites help separate the wheat from the chaff, but others have had luck with the free ones.

PROFILE TIPS Once you’ve chosen a site (or two), you’ll be asked to answer some questions for your profile about yourself and what you’re looking for in a mate.

Retirees Joe and Jennifer Marcotte, both 74, met on the free site Plenty of Fish 12 years ago. They had an immediate attraction, but Joe said the women he met before Jennifer were anything but catches. One thing, he noted, was that their profiles didn’t sound original. “So many gals said they ‘like long walks on a sandy beach.’ That’s nice, but I live in Colorado,” said Joe. “Another big one was, ‘I want someone who is interested in traveling.’ I need more depth than that. That has nothing to do with a relationship.”

FINAL THOUGHTS

Retirees Joe and Jennifer Marcotte met on the free site, Plenty of Fish (www.pof.com) when they were both 62. Now, they’re celebrating 11 years of marriage.

YOU WILL BE REJECTED AND MUST, AT TIMES, REJECT OTHERS. USE A NEW PICTURE Divorcee and pilot Larry Laxson, 68, said there were several times he met dates at a restaurant and didn’t even recognize them from their profile photo. “Their pictures must have been at least 15 years old,” he said. Joe recalled meeting a woman at a diner after reading her profile, where she said she was remodeling her house. He got the impression that she was vigorous and industrious. She entered the diner using a walker and looked nothing like her picture.

KNOW WHAT YOU WANT Give serious thought about what kind of relationship you want, the type of person you’re looking for and what behaviors or viewpoints are unacceptable. If you want to get married, make that clear, Joe advised. If you truly just want an occasional dinner, say so. “So many gals said they were interested in dating but within two minutes of meeting them, it was obvious they wanted a partner and father for their children. And I was guilty of the same thing,” he admitted. Although he posted that he was just interested in dating, Joe even-

tually realized he wanted a deeper connection. “I asked myself, do I really want to spend my time with a gal who just wants to drink and eat? Is that really what I want?” he asked.

THICKEN YOUR SKIN You will be rejected and must, at times, reject others. Amy Brooks rejected quite a few would-be suitors on eHarmony, but tried to do so with kindness and tact. Recently, she agreed to go on a date with a man but backed out when he suggested they play “ding dong ditch” for an evening out. Divorced mother and singer Miriam Roth, 52, saw an ugly side to online dating apps and says she probably won’t use them again. “Sometimes when you say no to a person, they get vile,” said Roth, who after refusing to go out with a man, was verbally assaulted by him. She also received unsolicited nude pictures. Ageism was also rampant. “Men in my age range also don’t want to date women in my age range,” Roth acknowledged. “Fiftyyear-old men want to date 30-yearold women.” Brooks, too, has given up on online dating. She met some nice men and dated a few seriously. But the moment she turned 60, her page went cold and the messages stopped coming in.

Despite the pitfalls of cyber romance, Jennifer says it was an effective way to meet eligible interested singles. For her it was successful, as it eventually led her to Joe. They’ve been married for 11 years. But you must be brave, she warned. “If you’re retiring and afraid of going outside your comfort zone, online dating is not for you,” Jennifer said. Her final advice to anyone embarking on internet intrigue? “It’s fun to read profiles,” she said. “Don’t make it so serious.” ■

Popular dating sites (also available as smart phone apps) � Match.com � OurTime.com (Match’s site for mature dating) � eHarmony.com � OkCupid.com � SilverSingles.com (for mature daters) � Plenty of Fish (pof.com) � LoveBeginsAt.com (designed for ages 40+) � Hinge.co (app only) � Bumble (app only)

ONLINE DATING SAFETY TIPS By Mary Boylan

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Be prepared to spend some time weeding out the fakers and scammers. As online dating has increased in popularity, so has the number of sketchy characters. Be careful and don’t rule out running a background check, if need be. If you have doubts, check it out or step away. Trust your instincts.

USE THE BLOCK BUTTON Dating sites make it easy for people to get to know one another, so get out there and work it, baby! You can flirt, like, wink, show interest, favorite and give a photo a thumbs up. You can text or talk anonymously, or you can peruse profiles without anyone knowing. Be proactive, but don’t be annoying. Don’t hesitate to block flirt harassers.

EMAIL AND PHONE FIRST Keep your communication to the dating platform, or exchange

some emails and talk on the phone a couple of times before going on a date. During these preliminary exchanges, red flags might pop up or deal breakers might be revealed.

BEWARE OF CATFISHERS

But on the flip side, don’t drag out communication too long. If someone hesitates to meet, it might be a setup for catfishing (when someone uses a fake identity to take advantage of another). If someone refuses to meet, move on.

NEVER SEND MONEY

Never send money, especially over wire transfer, even if the person claims to be in an emergency. Never share information that could be used to access your financial accounts. If another user asks you for money, report it to the dating site immediately.

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For better or for worse By Laverne H. Bardy

hen you’re standing at the altar with the love of your life beside you, and your heart is overflowing with joy, the phrase “for better or for worse” flies over your head at the same speed as it did when, in first grade, you were instructed to place your right hand over your heart and pledge your allegiance to the flag. They were nice words, but elusive. If you’re a healthy young man or woman who has never had more than a headache, a pimple, or a fall from your bicycle, the fact that life may not always be rosy is not in your scope of thinking. If questioned, logic might kick in and you would accept that there will be negative incidents along the marital highway, but emotionally, it doesn’t yet compute. You’re busy looking forward to your honeymoon, your first home, and having a family. The “for better or for worse” part of your vows are not an immediate part of your fairytale plan.

Her “for worse” situation that commonly occurs early in the relationship can happen one romantic evening as you’re snuggling together on the couch, watching either the Hallmark channel—which brings him to the brink of nausea—or football which, although explained to her countless times, continues to baffle and bore her to the point of digging her nails into the palms of her hands, just short of drawing blood. His “for worse” action presents itself in the form of an insidious act that he appears to have been saving for just the right moment—

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“For better” is their shared

love of old movies, dancing on weekends and her pride in pleasing him by never missing one of his weekend softball games.

“For worse” is his ability to

turn off, tune out and sleep through an infant’s 2 a.m. feedings, toddlers’ nightmares and Sunday morning trampoline sessions on your king-size bed.

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realization that she needs time to herself and he wants a night out with the guys.

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is invited to dinner and immediately after dessert he heads for the couch and TV, leaving her with a pasted smile on her face, forced to listen to tales of his adorable youth. Again.

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continues to gain weight and he continues to lose hair; conditions they both swore they would never allow to occur.

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� Cut back perennials and grasses to allow solar radiation to warm the soil around the plants. Solar radiation converts to thermal gain when soils are exposed to daylight and that can warm the roots of early crops. Mint, tarragon, parsley and oregano will also appreciate the warmer ground. � Clean up last season’s debris. I’ve found that new chives will emerge about three weeks earlier from gardens that have been cleared of debris from last season. � Prune deciduous trees and shrubs. I prune out the old canes from my raspberry bushes around Valentine’s Day.

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Prune and remove the old canes from raspberry bushes. li, cabbage, kale, chard, spinach, peas and Asian greens, like tatsoi and pak choi, are all good candidates. These plants can be transplanted outside by the end of the month or early March (February 10-23 are optimal seeding dates if you follow a lunar calendar). � Warm the soil. Designate an area of your yard to transplant your seeded crops. Warm the soil by securing black plastic around the edges of the area, which allows

heat to build up underneath. Once the plastic is removed, any germinated weeds can be removed to clear the planting space. Adding amendments or compost to the soil before putting on the plastic will save weeding headaches after the new seedlings have been transplanted. DO NOT till the ground at this point, as you’ll only turn up more weed seeds that have been dormant in the soil. ■

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FROM FOODIES TO MUSIC-LOVERS Food aficionados have long looked to Avalon Waterways to meet their longing for haute cuisine. And what could be more “haute” than combining a voyage through the lush landscapes of Burgundy and Provence, France, with gourmet meals? These food and wine trips merge cuisine and culture to offer a memorable vacation experience. For golfers from duffers to low-handicap players, Azamara Club Cruises is a good place to start. It has a well-deserved reputation for tours

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ly. It might be someone at a skilled nursing care facility, a fellow church member, a person who is homeless, an unemployed acquaintance or a coworker. And don’t forget the needs of your neighbor. Look for someone to befriend. You will be blessed as much as those you care for. We need to see this demonstrated in our lives more than ever. Love is not always just a feeling; it is reaching out to others with the kindness of Jesus to meet the needs of their whole being. Sometimes that means letting go of preconceived ideas and truly looking at people with fresh eyes. Since February is the “love month,” let’s search for those who are feeling unloved and see how we can pour the love of God into them. Send a card or some flowers. If there are elderly folks in your neighborhood who live alone, stop by for a chat or to assist with a chore. Homeless shelters always need a hand as well. There are so many ways we can live out compassion. This month gives us a good reason to form the habit of giving back to others. Remember, love is eternal, for God is love. Have a perfect Valentine’s Day in our Father’s perfect love! It would be wonderful to hear your stories of the ways you were able to reach out this month to love on others. Feel free to email me at kay@crossroadsusa.com. ■

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n 2022, I’m going to write a lot about living with technology in a post-COVID world. I’m not saying that COVID is gone; I’m saying that COVID has forced society to adopt technology in ways that could be avoided prior to 2020. Banking, communication, education, shopping and health care are just a few facets of daily life that have implemented technology and permanently evolved over the past few years. This month, I am going to talk about the most essential topic of human conversation: the weather.

TV WEATHER IS A WASTE The weather is what we talk about when we have nothing else to talk about. Relevant quantitative weather data is produced every second of the day, and it is likely scrutinized by more professional practitioners and amateurs than any other scientific field. Everyone with a smartphone and/or a computer can access both complex weather data and its plain interpretation. Local and national television news outlets still waste as much as 30 percent of their broadcast on weather forecasts. The popularity of television weather forecasts is a subject that has both baffled and irritated me for almost 20 years. Here are some ways you can use computers and smartphones to acquire customized local weather information without having to wait for the TV forecast. Best of all, this information will be more timely, accurate and even entertaining than even the most experienced television weather person can provide. First, I must explain that I’m fo-

cusing on weather forecasts, not weather-related news. Local news sources will likely always be the best source for information on how the weather is impacting the community. Weather forecasting is merely the data that allows experts to make an educated guess at what will happen with the weather over the coming hours, days and weeks.

BEST WEATHER RESOURCES Accessing weather data, both raw and interpreted, is most efficient with your smartphone or tablet although true weather geeks will appreciate the superior experience available by using a computer. It’s likely that your forecasts will likely be very similar, if not identical, across all sites and apps because the data is gathered from the same sources: the National Weather Service, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, Aviation Weather Center, and numerous other entities. The primary differences between the apps and weather sites are features and functionality. Some of the most popular resources are accessible online and come as smartphone apps: � Weather Underground (www.wunderground.com)

� The Weather Channel (www.weather.com) � Accuweather (www.accuweather.com) � Weather Bug (www.weatherbug.com) � Clime: NOAA Weather Radar Live (www.climeradar.com) � Dark Sky (www.darksky.net) I like this paid app that specializes in hour-by-hour forecasts. All of these resources offer simple weather forecasts, satellite images, precipitation forecasts and current temperatures. If you love weather science enough to pay for a weather app or website, you can also access complex maps, charts and data such as wind, air quality, tide tables, moon phases and even seismic activity. If you’d like more laughs in your day, What the Forecast?! (app only) is a humorous weather app that will explain, in real terms, how nasty it is outside. Hourly weather forecasts, weather alerts, moon phases and air quality index are accompanied by almost 10,000 obnoxious phrases that describe current weather conditions. You can even adjust the profanity settings. It won’t take long once you’ve adopted technology to access all of your weather data to realize that television weather forecasts are obsolete. But you will be much more interesting when it comes to talking about the weather at your next obligatory social gathering. ■

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Stay safe and prevent falls through this seven-week workshop at Memorial Hospital North. Local experts share helpful information on exercise, medications, vision, safety, footwear and potential hazards. 2-4 p.m. | 4050 Briargate Pkwy. | Free | lori.morgan2@uchealth.org | 719-365-2872

February 4-5

Home & Landscape Expo

Discover new trends and learn how to make your house your home at the Norris Penrose Event Center. Remodeling, landscaping and building experts will share their expertise for your latest project. 2-7 p.m. Friday/10 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday/10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday | 1045 Lower Gold Camp Road | $3 | www.homeshowcenter.com | 800-374-6463

February 4-6

Weekend to Remember

Invest in your marriage and God’s blueprint for it at The Broadmoor. Learn skills to weather difficult seasons through every age and stage of your lifelong adventure. 5 p.m. | 1 Lake Ave. | $137.50 | www.familylife.com | 800-358-6329

February 4

Paper Strip Sea Art

Exercise your creativity at Library 21c! Using strips of paper layered under cardstock, create a work of ocean art. An instructional video and supplies will be available.

February 5

3:30-5:30 p.m. | 5670 N. Academy Blvd. | Free | www.thirdspacecoffee .com | 719-465-1657

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February 5

Artist Guided Open Studio

Beat the winter blahs at Painting with a Twist! Get uncorked and smocked and pick any art project. Sip wine and paint on wood or canvas, guided by professional artists. Please book in advance. 3-5 p.m. | 2834 N. Powers Blvd. | $35-$45 | www.paintingwithatwist. com/studio/coloradosprings | 719-591-2455

February 5

Winter Series III

Come to Cottonwood Creek Park ready to run races of varied lengths. Expect gravel/paved roads, packed double-track and single-track trails. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. | 7040 Rangewood Blvd. | $25 | www.runsignup.com

February 5-6

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Whether you’ve never welded or are looking to improve your skills, there’s a place for you at Kilroy’s Workshop. Class size is small and safety conscious at this self-paced session. 1-4 p.m. | 7358 Cole View | $80 | www.kilroysworkshop.com | 719257-3012 love in this two-day event at the Cliﬀ House. Deep music listening from Bach to rock can help you deal with life’s unpredictability. Includes lunch and refreshments. Admission is tax deductible. 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. | 306 Cañon Ave., Manitou Springs | $125 | molly alord@gmail.com | 719-785-1000

February 5 & 19

February Forest Bathing Walks

Experience this therapeutic practice and awaken your senses with a slow, mindful walk through the woods at the Bear Creek Nature Center. A soothing tea ceremony follows. 1-3:30 p.m. | 245 Bear Creek Road | $30 | https://communityservices. elpasoco.com/nature-centers | 719-520-6387

February 5 & 19

Lawrence Yoshito Shiroma Live Listen to folk, gospel and ballads by solo guitarist and trombonist Lawrence Yoshito Shiroma at Third Space Coﬀee.

February 8-9

Sign Language Workshop

Acquire basic inclusive skills to reach the hearing-impaired at this workshop for beginners (BBQ meal included). ASL is the third most used language in the U.S., with over half a million communicators. 4-7 p.m. | 1120 N. Circle Drive | $20 | www.arisebeyondbarriers.com | 719-434-1416

February 11 Veterans Virtual Job Fair

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Kimberbell Club: Candy Heart Pocket Tag

Head to Rocky Mountain Sewing & Vacuum to make a gift tag with a pocket for a chocolate, note or gift card. Uses applique and lining in-thehoop. Includes how-to and all sizes of the design. 2-2:30 p.m. | 5611 N. Academy Blvd. | $10 | www.rockymountainsewing. com | 719-597-8888

February 12

A Touch of Colorado Springs’ Black History

History buﬀs, travel back in time to get a glimpse of the racial climate in the city. Presented by Candice McKnight, a third-generation Colorado native and the founder of the African-American Historical and Genealogical Society of Colorado Springs. Reservations are required. 2-3 p.m. | 215 S. Tejon St. | Free | www.cspm.org/lectureseries | 719-385-5633

February 12

“Elliot: A Soldier’s Fugue”

Watch how three generations of military men from a Puerto Rican family who served in Korea, Vietnam and Iraq view war in this play by the writer of “In the Heights” at the Ent Center for the Arts. 2 p.m. | 5225 N. Nevada Ave. | $20$37 | www.entcenterforthearts.org | 719-255-3232

February 12

Whiskey Tasting Festival

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February 12

Master Aid Station Captain Certificate

Learn to set up an aid station and support distance runners at Cheyenne Mountain State Park through the Human Potential Running Series. A 70 percent or higher on the final exam nets you $20/hour in HPRS credits when volunteering. 1-5 p.m. | 410 JL Ranch Heights Road | $5 | www.humanpotential running.com

February 13

Super Half Marathon & Game Day 5K

Join 1,500 runners at this annual fundraising race in downtown Colorado Springs on Super Bowl Sunday. Includes swag and a postrace celebration at Jack Quinn’s, and there’s still time to catch the big game afterward! 10 a.m.-1 p.m. | 121 S. Tejon St. | $30 or $65 | www.runsignup.com

February 15-16

“Fiddler on the Roof”

This audience favorite musical at the Pikes Peak Center features Tevye, who clings to the Jewish traditions like matchmaking while his three daughters wish to marry for love. 7:30 p.m. | 190 S. Cascade Ave. |

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February 16 & 17 Nature Explorers

Come enjoy nature through a child’s eyes! Nature Explorers is a monthly program geared to 4- and 5-yearolds and their caregivers at the Bear Creek Nature Center. 10-11:30 a.m. | 245 Bear Creek Road | $3 | https://communityservices. elpasoco.com/nature-centers/bearcreek-nature-center | 719-520-6387

February 17

Proactive Living Series

Seniors, families and care teams are invited to the Colorado Springs Senior Center to learn from local experts on aging. This month’s theme is Blue Zones: regions of the world with a higher number of people who live longer than average. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. | 1514 N. Hancock Ave. | Free | www.ppymca.org/ colorado-springs-senior-center | 719-955-3400

ing and warming concoctions at The French Kitchen—even specialties like French onion soup. 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. | 4771 N. Academy Blvd. | $89 | www.tfkcc.com | 719528-6295

February 18-19 Couples’ Comedy Event

Join Phil Gungor for his twoday live “Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage” event at Holy Cross Lutheran Church. Gungor explores relationships with such clarity and humor that couples will retain these insights. Singles are welcome, too! 7 p.m. | 4125 Constitution Ave. | $30-$39 | www.holycrosscs. org/couples-comedy-event | 719-596-0661

February 17-27

“By the Way, Meet Vera Stark” This play takes an irreverent look at racism in Hollywood through the life of a headstrong black maid and her boss, a has-been starlet. Performances are Wednesdays through Sundays at the Fine Arts Center. See website for times. 2-4 p.m. | 30 W. Dale St. | $20+ | fac. coloradocollege.edu | 719-634-5581

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Wellness with Wine

Spend the day sampling all things wellness at In-Balance Studio, with opportunities for SocaFit, yoga, a wellness chat and massage therapy. Healthy snacks and beverages are included. 12-3 p.m. | 2820 E. Pikes Peak Ave. | $25-$100 | www.in-balancedance. com | 719-394-8877

February 21-24

Cyberspace Symposium

This symposium at The Broadmoor provides a national forum for industry, government and academia to work together to solve the challenges of cybersecurity, community cyber readiness and national defense. Volunteers are needed. 9 a.m. | 1 Lake Ave. | Free | www.afcea.org

February 22-24

February 25 & 26

Facilitators receive training at the Hotel Eleganté to lead a culturally appropriate 12-step video curriculum for Native Americans using teachings from the medicine wheel, cycle of life and the four laws of change. Materials and ongoing support are included. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. | 2886 S. Circle Dr. | $550 | www.whitebison.org | 877-871-1495

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Gumbo? Yumbo! Twenty cooks compete for trophies at Soda Springs Park. Gumbo is 75 cents per taste. Then it’s on to Manitou’s wacky Carnivale Parade for all-day fun! 11 a.m. | 1016 Manitou Ave., Manitou Springs | Free | www.manitou springs.org | 719-685-5089

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The French Kitchen is the only venue with a truly authentic crepes class in Colorado. Learn to make two batters: a savory and a sweet, as well as how to fill, fold and serve a crepe. Gluten-free options are available. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. | 4771 N. Academy Blvd. | $169 | www.tfkcc.com | 719-528-6295

Listen as the Philharmonic brings Schumann’s First Symphony to life at the Pikes Peak Center. Cellist Jan Vogler returns to perform SaintSaëns’ Cello Concerto No. 1. 7:30 p.m. | 190 S. Cascade Ave. | $29-$83 | www.pikespeakcenter. com | 719-477-2100

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Solve puzzles, find clues and open the locked box before time’s up. This ocean-themed breakout room at the East Library references oceanography and ocean mythology. Winners get a treat and bragging rights! Registration is required. 2-3:30 p.m. | 5550 N. Union Blvd. | Free | www.ppld.org | 719-531-6333, ext. 6046

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Rainbow Falls Winter Waterfall Viewing

Making an appointment for a visit to see the frozen Rainbow Falls will give you a beautiful reason to be outside on a chilly day. Online registration required. US-24, Cascade | $1 | https:// communityservices.elpasoco.com/ parks-and-recreation/rain bow-falls-historic-site

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Cheyenne Mountain Hooked on Crochet meets virtually on Zoom to crochet or knit. 1st & 3rd Thursday | 10 a.m. | www.ppld.org | 719-389-8968 Cheyenne Mountain Newcomers Club for women meets monthly at Broadmoor Community Church. Annual dues: $30 2nd Wednesday | 9:30 a.m. | www.cmncos.org

ACLU defends civil rights and liberties. 303-777-5482 Austin Bluffs Sertoma meets twice monthly for breakfast at Hotel Elegante. This community service organization helps the hearing impaired and promotes national heritage. 2nd & 4th Wednesday | 7:30 a.m. | 719-460-5561 (Pat) Austrian-American Enzian Club is a German-speaking culture club that meets monthly at the VFW Post #101. 2nd Wednesday | 2-4 p.m. | 719-3801163 Black Forest AARP gathers monthly for a potluck lunch at Black Forest Lutheran Church. 2nd Wednesday | 12 p.m. | 719-596-6787 Bridge Players Duplicate plays daily at the Bridge Center. Monday-Saturdays at 12:30 p.m. | Sundays at 1:30 p.m. | 719-634-7250 Bulldog Club meets monthly at Westside Community Center. 4th Monday | 6-8 p.m. | goatgalmjb1@hotmail.com Carnelian Coffee Book Club meets monthly at Out West Gift Shop. 1st Sunday | 1 p.m. | jpaisley@ppld.org

Colorado Springs Breakfast Club for Singles 50+ meets monthly at Patty Jewett Clubhouse ($18 cash/ check). 1st Saturday | 9 a.m. | RSVP 719-260-0651 or tbc50plus.org Colorado Springs Chess Club meets weekly in the Acacia Apartments ballroom. Tuesdays | 6 p.m. Colorado Springs Coin Club meets monthly at Fraternal Order of Eagles #143. 4th Tuesday | 6:30 p.m. | 719-433-8417 Colorado Springs Numismatic Society meets monthly at Hilltop Baptist Church. 2nd Sunday | 2 p.m. | 719-433-8417 Colorado Springs Scrabble Club meets virtually weekly for three games on Woogles.io (must create account). Mondays | 6-9 p.m. | 719-332-5141 Colorado Springs Stamp Club meets monthly at Vista Grande Baptist Church. 1st Tuesday | 7 p.m.

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Healing Waters Fly Fishing is for disabled active duty and veterans. Varied times | www.projecthealing waters.org International Dance Club hosts weekly dances. Live bands, variety of styles, family friendly. Cover: $10 members, $12 non-members. Saturdays | 7-10 p.m. | 719-633-0195 Maxi’s Dance Party is held weekly at the Eagles Club. Features music for ages 40+ and food and drinks for purchase. Cover: $5/members, $8/ non-members. Thursdays | 6-9 p.m. | 719-660-1358. Paint Party meets monthly at Big Train Restaurant. Optional dinner first. $25 fee includes all supplies. Call for which Saturday | 6 p.m. | 719-473-8218 Paralyzed Vets of America plays weekly at Bingo World. Tuesdays | 12:30 p.m. | 719-578-1441 Pikes Peak Camera Club meets virtually monthly. Zoom link on website. 2nd Wednesday | 7 p.m. | 719-634-2376 | www.pikespeakcameraclub.com Pikes Peak Computer Application Society meets monthly at Springs Community Church. 1st Saturday | 9 a.m. | asdtitus@ gmail.com Pikes Peak Genealogical Society meets virtually monthly. 2nd Wednesday | 6 p.m. | www.ppgs.org Pikes Peak Over the Hill Gang is for active people 50+ who enjoy ski-

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Mary Rush “It would simply say, ‘I love you,’ and if I could, I would give it to my Kenneth. I still miss him so much! This Valentine’s Day I’ll have the distraction of a new little Havanese puppy, Izzy.”

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Balance and Flexibility 9-10 a.m. | Tuesdays

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Baked with Love Bake Sale

1-2 p.m. | February 4 | Free

Newcomers Orientation

1-2 p.m. | February 9 | Free

LIFELONG LEARNING

1-2 p.m. | February 16 | Free

The Eras of U.S. Immigration

“Anxious People” by Fredrik Backman 3-4 p.m. | Fridays | Free

10 a.m.-2 p.m. | February 14 | $1 10 a.m.-2 p.m. | February 22 | Free

9:30-10:30 a.m. | February 9 | $5

Indoor Plants for a Colorado Home 1-2:30 p.m. | February 15 | $3

Reiki

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JOIN THE FUN!

Thursday Dance with Rick Taylor 1:30-3 p.m. | February 10 | Free

Open Studio Painting 1-4 p.m. | Fridays | $1

Free Movie Fridays

1-3 p.m. | Fridays | Free

Honky Tonk Hissy Fit

Funky Little Theater Co. presents this rollicking comedy set in Doublewide, Texas. Call for times and prices | February 25-28 | www.funkylittletheater.org | 719-471-4462

EXERCISE SilverSneakers Classic

8:45-9:45 a.m. | Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays | $5 if insurance doesn’t cover class

Beginner’s Pickleball

10 a.m.-12 p.m. | Fridays

Pickleball

10 a.m.-1 p.m. Mondays | 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tuesdays | 12-3 p.m. Wednesdays | 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Thursdays

Table Tennis

Making Your Money Last in Retirement 1-2:30 p.m. | February 17 | Free

ProActive Living Series

10-11:30 a.m. | February 17 | Free

Connections Cafe In-Person Lunch

1:30-2:30 p.m. | Fridays | $1

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Westside Cares Food Pantry 1-3 p.m. | Wednesdays

Colorado Pet Pantry

1-3 p.m. | 4th Wednesdays

OTHER Senior Lounge

9 a.m.-5 p.m. | Monday-Friday

Bible Study

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. | Thursdays

Organization of Westside Neighbors 6-7 p.m. | 1st Thursdays

AA New Beginnings Meetings 6-7 p.m. | Tuesdays

Workbook Study

6-7:30 p.m. | Tuesdays

Crafts Unlimited

1-3:30 p.m. Mondays | 12-2 p.m. Fridays

9-11:30 a.m. | Fridays

Beginner’s Line Dance

February 3: Fiddle tunes February 10: Gospel February 17: Radio oldies February 21: Gypsy swing February 24: Bluegrass 6-8 p.m.

10-11 a.m. | Wednesdays

Ping Pong

Call to make a reservation. 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. | Monday-Friday | 719-884-2300

Intermediate Line Dance

3:30-4:30 p.m. Mondays | 2:30-4 p.m. Fridays

Blackrose Acoustic Jam

1300 Higby Road, Monument To register for programs, call 719-464-6873 or visit www.trilakesseniors.org

FUNDRAISER Potluck

Bring a dish to share. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. | February 14

CLASSES & ACTIVITIES Arts & Crafts

11 a.m. | Thursdays

Book Club

11 a.m. | February 11 | 719-3300241

Medicare 101 (must RSVP)

Lunch will be served. 12 p.m. | February 23 | 719-3300241

GAMES Bunco

Tai Chi Fusion

12 p.m. | Mondays

Bingo (must RSVP)

1-2 p.m. | February 16 | 719-3300241 | sue@monumentalﬁtness. com

Chess Club

12 p.m. | Mondays

Pinochle

12-4 p.m. | Tuesdays

Hand & Foot

1-4 p.m. | Tuesdays & Wednesdays

Mahjong

1-4 p.m. | Fridays

EXERCISE Body Shop (muscle conditioning) 9 a.m. | Mondays

Fab, Fit & Fun

Low-Impact aerobics and simple weight training for all levels. 1:30 p.m. | Mondays

SPECIAL EVENTS

Yoga

10:15 a.m. | Mondays (10 a.m. on February 4)

Line Dancing

1:30 p.m. | Tuesdays

Gentle Yoga

Valentine’s Dinner & Show

10:15 a.m. | Fridays (Except February 4)

5:30 p.m. | February 11 | $10

Essentrics

10 a.m. | February 15 | $39

Strengthen your core, lengthen your body, improve flexibility, balance and mobility. 9 a.m. Tuesdays | 10 a.m. Thursdays

Chair Yoga

1-2 p.m. | Wednesdays

Bring $3 and a snack to share 1-3 p.m. | February 11

5745 Southmoor Drive, Fountain To register for classes, call 719-600-2644 or visit www.fvscenter.org

Mind Matters

Gentle stretching, breathing techniques, energy exercises, meditation and visualization work. 10 a.m. | Wednesdays

Mix It Up!

Combining low-impact aerobics, weight training and stretching. 8 a.m. | Wednesdays

Tai Chi Gong

11 a.m. | Wednesdays & Thursdays

Pilates

Strengthen your core, improve flexibility, balance and mobility. 9 a.m. Wednesdays | 12 p.m. Sundays

Zumba Gold

9 a.m. | Thursdays

Better Bones & Balance 1:30 p.m. | Thursdays

Zumba

5:30 p.m. Thursdays | 9 a.m. Saturdays

Miramont Castle Tea

Pioneers Museum & Lunch at Brakeman’s Burgers 10 a.m. | February 25 | $10 (reservations required)

EDUCATION Legal Assistance

1:30 p.m. | 2nd Wednesday

ART Interpretive Dance

10:30 -11:30 a.m. | Mondays

Porcelain

Cardio Drumming

2-2:30 p.m. | Tuesdays

Tai Chi

9:30-11 a.m. | Wednesdays

Low Vision Support

1 p.m. | 3rd Wednesday

Zumba Basics

2:30 p.m. | Thursdays

Active Minds

2:30 p.m. | 3rd Thursday

Chi Kung

10-11 a.m. | Fridays

GAMES & LEISURE Movie Day

1 p.m. | 2nd Wednesday

9:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; 12:30-3 p.m. | Tuesdays

Quilters

8:30-11 a.m. | Wednesdays

Oil Painting

9-11 a.m. | Wednesdays

Woodcarving

8 a.m.-12 p.m. | Thursdays

Card Making

9:30-11 a.m. | Thursdays

HEALTH

Bingo (and cash prizes) 1 p.m. | Thursdays

Birthday Social

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. | 4th Thursday

Wii Games

10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. | Fridays

Dementia Support Group

Ice Cream Happy Hour

Chair Yoga

Game Day

2-3:30 p.m. | 3rd Monday

12:30-2:30 p.m. | 3rd Friday

2:30-3:30 p.m. Mondays | 9-10 a.m. Fridays

10 a.m.-4 p.m. | 2nd Saturday

Zumba Gold

10 a.m.-2 p.m. | 2nd Saturday

Thrift Store Super Saturday

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SUPPORT NEWS BITS GROUPS Free Social Security 101 webinar for older adults

This free webinar presents upto-date information for people approaching retirement age, adult children and others, covering many of the common retirement questions including eligibility for retirement and how age and work aﬀect retirement benefits, along with spousal, children’s, survivor and disability benefits, and the qualifications and application process for each. The next class is on March 21. Subsequent classes will be held on May 16, July 18, September 19 and November 21, from 4-5:30 p.m. Registration is required at www. ppacg.org/events.

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ceipt—you can get reimbursed for the cost later (if not right at the time of purchase, for some). Insurers will cover a maximum of eight tests per covered individual per month (so 16 tests for a couple, for example). The tests are not applied against copays or deductibles. Even if you do not have health insurance, you can order four tests per household at www.covidtests. gov. Additionally, three free N95 masks are available per person. N95 masks oﬀer top-tier protection against COVID-19. These 400 million masks are the largest deployment of personal protective equipment in U.S. history. Find them at local pharmacies like Walgreens and CVS, as well as the El Paso County Health Department, 1675 Garden of the Gods Road #2044. For more information, call 719-578-3199.

Seniors needed for UCCS student research

A doctoral student is seeking volunteers aged 60-89 for a cognition study. Participants will attend one 90-minute meeting on the UCCS campus to complete a brief cognitive assessment and several questionnaires. This study is part of a student doctoral dissertation. Participants will be entered into a drawing to win one of two $100 Amazon gift cards. For more information or to join the study, contact Katie Granier at uccscognitionstudy@gmail.com or 719-2558024.

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Gateway Presbyterian Church is searching for a part-time choir director. Candidates must be persons of faith, willing to work with the pastor and accompanist to choose selections well in advance, rehearse choir weekly and direct on Sundays and for special services. An experienced piano/organist accompanist will assist. The choir has 10-15+ members, and the church hopes to | WWW.LAFIFTY.COM

start a youth choir. Send a resume and cover letter to Gateway Presbyterian Church (Attn: Choir Director Search Team), 731 Castle Road, Colorado Springs, Colorado, 80904 or office@gatewaypres.org.

Salvation Army seeks tuba player

The Salvation Army Colorado Springs Corps Band needs an eb bass tuba player. The band plays every first Sunday of the month from 10:15-11:15 a.m. at 908 Yuma St. The instrument will be provided. Contact bandmaster Lawrence Shiroma at Lawrence.shiroma@usw. salvationarmy.org or 424-247-3109.

Pikes Peak Library Senior Events

Some programs are presented virtually and some require registration. Visit www.ppld.org or call 719389-8968.

� Genealogy Basics (Virtual) February 7 & 19, 10 a.m.

� Share Classes: Baking, Cooking

and More (Virtual) February 7 & 22, 1 p.m. Learn share-worthy recipes for authentic Belgian street waﬄes (February 7) and gourmet breakfast sandwiches (February 22)

� The Black Cowboy and Buﬀalo Soldiers in the American West (Virtual) February 10, 6 p.m. Join “Cowboy Mike” Searles for historical storytelling.

� African Storytelling, Drumming and Percussion February 14 & 19 Join Dr. Wanda Tisby Cousar and Ron Cousar for a Black History Month program of West African dance and drumming, February 14’s program is at the Fountain Library (4 p.m.) and February 19’s is at Library 21c (11 a.m.).

� Virtual Book Club: Invisible

People February 17, 7 p.m. Join author Takiyah Jemison in a discussion of her chapter from “The Invisible People of the Pikes Peak Region.”

� The Search for the Jarvis Lord

Shipwreck (Virtual) February 19, 1 p.m. Join shipwreck hunter and author Ross Richardson in exploring the depths of northern Lake Michigan while looking for lost ships and missing aircraft.

Florissant Public Library events

For information about programs, visit rampart.colibraries.org or call 719-748-3939.

� Guitar Kits available

The Florissant and Woodland Park Libraries are oﬀering guitar kits for adults to check out for one week. An instruction guide for beginners is included.

� Free Legal Clinic

Thursdays, 2-10 p.m. Make an appointment by calling 719-748-3939.

� Tai Chi

Mondays, 10-11 a.m.

� Craft & Create

February 23, 1-3 p.m.

Woodland Park Public Library events For information about programs, visit rampart.colibraries.org or call 719-687-9281.

� Winter Book Sale ($5 per bag) February 11, 12-4 p.m. & February 12, 10-3

� Family Movie

February 25, 12 p.m. Watch “The Peanuts Movie”

� Tai Chi

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Alzheimer’s Association offers free caregiver support groups and education classes, in person and virtually. Call the 24/7 Helpline to register or for more information about Alzheimer’s and dementia. 800-272-3900 C.R.A.F.T. (Community Reinforcement And Family Training) offers a free support group for families and friends of loved ones struggling with substance use at Springs Recovery Connection. English, Spanish, virtual and in-person options are available. Call for times. 719-377-2161 | aneeley@srchope. org Daddy’s Little Girls brings hope to abuse survivors through the love of Jesus Christ. 719-649-9054 | www.daddys littlegirls.net Depression and Bipolar Support has six groups for those living with or affected by mood disorders, including veterans. See website for times and locations. 719-477-1515 | www.dbsacolorado springs.org El Paso County Colorado Progressive Veterans is available 365 days a year to help veterans, active duty military and their families with VA

Emotions Anonymous, a program for unsolved emotional problems, meets in Colorado Springs at First Lutheran Church, 1515 N. Cascade, on Mondays, and at First Presbyterian Church, 105 N. Weber, on Thursdays. 6 p.m. Mondays; 2 p.m. Thursdays | 719-685-1091 (Monday); 719-3381878 (Thursday) Falcon Senior Services meets at Patriot High School, 11990 Swingline Road in Falcon. 2nd Wednesday | 11 a.m. | 719-494-0353 Gamblers Anonymous meets virtually via Zoom and in person at the Red Cloud Serenity Club, 10400 Ute Pass Ave. in Green Mountain Falls. 6 p.m. Mondays (virtual); 9 a.m. Saturday (in person) | www.coloradoga.org Grandparents Raising Grandchildren supports and encourages those dealing with issues of raising grandkids. Call for details. 719-578-8007 Grief Share helps attendees find help and healing for the hurt of losing a loved one. Group meets through Tri-Lakes Silver Alliance. 4th Tuesday | 10 a.m. | 719-330-0241 | sue@monumentalfitness.com Headway Brain Injury & Stroke Support Group meets at Fargo’s

Pizza, 2910 E. Platte Ave. 1st & 3rd Wednesdays | 11:30 a.m.1:30 p.m. | 719-459-0901

at First Presbyterian Church, 105 N. Weber St. in Colorado Springs. 2nd Saturday | 10 a.m.

Hearing Loss Association of America meets virtually. www.hlaacoloradosprings.org

Project Angel Heart delivers free, nutritious meals to those living with life-threatening illness. Call for information about receiving meals. 800-381-5612

Multiple Sclerosis Alliance meets virtually. Visit website for schedule. 719-633-4603 | www.msasoco.org/ event-calendar.html | support@ msasoco.org NAMI Connection Support Group for those living with mental health conditions meets weekly virtually via Zoom and in person at First United Methodist Church, 420 N. Nevada Ave. Registration required. Tuesdays (virtual) 7-8:30 p.m. | Thursdays (in person) 7-8:30 p.m. | 719-473-8477 | www.namicoloradosprings.org NAMI Family Support Group for family members of people living with mental health conditions meets virtually via Zoom and in person at First United Methodist Church, 420 N. Nevada Ave. Registration required. Wednesdays (virtual) 7-8:30 p.m. | Thursdays (in person) 7-8:30 p.m. | 719-473-8477 | www.namicoloradosprings.org Overeaters Anonymous meets daily over Zoom (except Sundays) and in person on Thursdays. Visit website for virtual meeting times. Thursdays | 9-10:15 a.m. | Peak Vista Community Health Center | 719-2059080 | www.oasoutherncolorado.org Parkinson’s Support Group meets

Polio Survivors Support Group meets regularly. Call for date, time and location. 303-212-0017 Proactive Living Series meets at the Colorado Springs Senior Center to share tips on aging and available resources from local experts for families and caregivers. 3rd Thursday | 10 a.m.-12 p.m. PTSD Spouse’s Support meets at UCCS Veteran’s Clinic, 4863 N. Nevada #380, Colorado Springs. Tuesdays | 4 p.m. | 719-255-8003 Silver Sneakers provides free gym memberships to YMCA (and others) for adults 65+ who are insured through AARP, Aetna, Blue Cross, Humana, Kaiser Permanente and United Health Care. Visit website to see if you qualify. www.silversneakers.com TESSA provides a safe house and counseling for victims of domestic violence or sexual assault. If you’re in crisis, call 719-633-3819. 719-633-1462 Traumatic Brain Injury Support Group meets virtually through The Independence Center. 2nd & 4th Wednesday | 1:30-3 p.m. | 719-471-8181 ■

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What seniors need to know about prescription drug access By Erik Paulsen

t’s commendable that Democrats in Congress are determined to include prescription drug pricing reforms in their Build Back Better spending bill. Far too many Americans struggle to pay for their medications, and high out-ofpocket drug costs are potentially life-threatening, especially for those with chronic diseases. Unfortunately, the latest version of lawmakers’ drug-pricing plan contains bad ideas as well as good ones. In particular, it allows Medicare to set prices for a range of popular drugs in an effort to save the government money. But this would reduce access to stateof-the-art medicines for millions of seniors, while severely setting back medical innovation. As the bill moves toward final revisions, let’s hope for the sake of patients that legislators drop these worrisome provisions and instead focus on policies that will make drugs more affordable. To be sure, there are important initiatives to celebrate in the drug pricing proposal. It would limit annual out-of-pocket drug spending to $2,000 for those enrolled in Medicare Part D. It would also cap out-of-pocket insulin costs at just $35 a month—a major victory for the one in four seniors who live with diabetes. We’ve needed reforms like these for years. According to a recent poll by the Kaiser Family Foundation, a third of patients living with a serious health condition struggle to afford their prescription drugs. Three in 10 Americans say they’ve failed to adhere to a prescribed drug regimen because of cost. In fact, widespread drug non-adherence results in an estimated

125,000 deaths each year in the U.S. Reducing out-of-pocket drug costs is the most direct way to address this crisis. Yet lawmakers could undermine these important measures by including a price-setting scheme that will result in fewer medicines available for seniors. Under the proposed legislation, the Department of Health and Human Services would be free to “negotiate” the price of at least 20 Medicare-covered medicines within the next seven years. But given Medicare’s buying power and the punitive excise tax the legislation would impose on drug makers who refuse to go along, the federal government would in fact be able to dictate price. Should a manufacturer walk away despite the tax, Medicare would simply refuse to cover the drug in question. In the short term, this arrangement would deny seniors access to medicines that the government deems too expensive. In the long term, government price restrictions could be even more harmful, as they would lead to a decrease in medical innovation. If the government is free to name its own price, the incentive to invest in medical breakthroughs will evaporate. At a time when so many illnesses still lack adequate treatments, a policy that obstructs research into breakthrough cures, therapies and vaccines is unacceptable. The lives of millions of chronic-disease patients depend on affordable access to the latest prescription medicines. Congress can help these Americans with reforms that lower what they pay out-ofpocket for drugs. ■

Erik Paulsen represented Minnesota’s 3rd congressional district in the U.S. House of Representatives from 2009 to 2019.

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