Feb-Jul 2024 brochure

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Fri 2 Feb Tribute Sat 3 Feb Tribute Wed 7 Feb Comedy Sat 10 Feb Tribute Sun 11 Feb Opera Fri 16 Feb Tribute Sun 18 Feb Tribute Wed 21 Feb Music Fri 23 Feb Theatre Sat 24 Feb Music Sun 25 Feb Tribute Fri 1 Mar Talk Sat 2 Mar Variety Thu 7 Mar Comedy Sat 9 Mar Comedy Sat 16 Mar Dance Sun 17 Mar Comedy Fri 22 Mar Tribute

Sun 24 Mar Tribute Sat 23 Mar Music Fri 29 & Sat 30 Mar Comedy Fri 29 Mar Theatre Thu 4 Apr Tribute Fri 5 Apr Tribute Fri 5 Apr Comedy Wed 10 Apr Music Thu 11 Apr Variety Tue 16 - Sat 20 Apr Theatre Fri 19 Apr Talk Fri 19 Apr Music

Sun 21 Apr Tribute Thu 25 - Sat 27 Apr Variety Wed 24 Apr Talk Thu 2 May Tribute Fri 3 May Tribute Sat 4 May Tribute Sun 5 May Comedy Sun 5 May Music Wed 8 May Comedy Thu 9 May Tribute Fri 10 May Comedy Thu 16 May Comedy Sun 19 May Music Wed 22 & Thu 23 May Sensory Thu 23 May Tribute Fri 24 May Theatre Fri 24 May Variety Wed 29 May Talk Thu 30 May Variety Fri 31 May Tribute Fri 31 May Comedy Fri 5 Jul Tribute Thu 11 Jul Tribute Fri 12 Jul Tribute Sat 13 & Sun 14 Jul Musical Sun 21 Jul Variety

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Rollermania with The Legendaries 2 2 'Let's Rock This Country' with Shania and Friends 3 Dirty Dusting 3 Bowie Experience 4 Scottish Opera Highlights 4 Tom as Usual 5 In the Name of Love - The Diana Ross Story RSNO play Mozart with featuring Felix Klieser 5 10 The Provy Wummin Megan Murray (SOLD OUT) 10 Buddy Holly & The Cricketers 11 An Evening with Rangers Legends Clyde Central Young Farmers 12 Solve-along-a-Murder-She-Wrote 13 Jerry Sadowitz - Comedian, Magician, Psychopath!

13 Y Dance Destinations 16 Caroline Rhea - I Identify as a Witch Over the Rainbow - A Musical Celebration 16 of Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli 17 The Chicago Blues Brothers 18 A Night of Eagles Music 18 Girls Night OOT! 19 Pain and I 19 Bye Bye Baby 20 The Magic of The Beatles 20 Patrick Monahan: Exclusively!

21 Legends of Irish Music & Song THE FUREYS 21 All Our Yesterdays 22 NT Connections 22 An Evening with Sir Bradley Wiggins The City Sinners play the music 23 of Gram Parsons and Emmylou Harris 23 Sweet Caroline 24 Scottish Community Drama Association 25 An Evening with James Cosmo 26 The Drifters 26 Dreamcoat Stars 27 The Counterfeit Seventies 27 Jack Docherty: David Bowie & Me - Parallel Lives 28 Fiddlers' Rally 28 The Scottish Comedians Nearly Elton - Ultimate tribute to Sir Elton John 29 29 A Celebration of Father Ted 30 David Scheel in Don't Shoot Me I'm ONLY the Piano Player 30 The Northern Soul Classics Orchestra 31 The Bar at The Edge of Time 31 The Magic of Motown This Is Where We Get Off 32 Scott Nichol "My Journey so far..."

Gail Porter: Hung, Drawn and Portered 32 Stuart Michael - The Psychic Medium 33 Big Girls Don't Cry 33 Dee Maxwell: Men, Menopause and Mars Bars 35 The Carpenters Experience 35 Pop Divas Live!

36 Oh What A Night!

36 Hen Night Horror - A Musical 37 Ireland the Show

BEACON KIDS | 6-9 FUNDRAISING | 14-15 TAKE PART | 38-42 EVENTS & HIRES | 43

EXHIBITIONS | 34 INFORMATION AND ACCESS | 44-45

Welcome to 2024 at the Beacon Dear Patrons, We were delighted to welcome so many of you over Christmas to our panto Beauty and the Beast – keep your eyes peeled for next year’s extravaganza Jack and the Beanstalk.

We look forward to sharing our 2024 programme, jam-packed with something for everyone!

Our upcoming season promises a captivating blend of performances, exhibitions, a host of activities – not forgetting our café bar with the best views in Inverclyde.

Experience the power of storytelling in its many forms. From gripping Scottish drama in This Is Where We Get Off and Sarah Hopfinger’s bold exploration into chronic pain experience in Pain and I, to light-hearted comedies, The Provy Wummin, Girls Night Oot, Dirty Dusting and SolveAlong-A-Murder-She-Wrote. Be prepared to laugh, cry, and reflect as the talented actors on our stages bring stories to life in ways that will linger in your thoughts long after the curtain falls.

This season we have a fantastic array of comedians lined up to tickle your ribs in exciting new standups for 2024 including Caroline Rhea – I Identify as a Witch, Patrick Monahan: Exclusively!, The Scottish Comedians, Frankie Boyle: Lap of Shame and Jerry Sadowitz - Magician, Comedian, Psychopath.

Just like in the old days, nostalgic moments are always welcome, and we’ve got a whole host of tribute shows to ignite memories of days gone by with all the hits from A to Ziggy in Bowie Experience, a world premiere of The Diana Ross Story, even a matinee for the kids in Pop Divas Live! As well as top-notch shows including Buddy Holly & The Cricketers, A Night of Eagles Music, The Chicago Blues Brothers and the music of Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli in Over the Rainbow. We’re delighted to welcome back the Royal Scottish National Orchestra playing Mozart, featuring horn player Felix Klieser and Scottish Front cover: An evening with James Cosmo | Wed 24 Apr. See page 25

Opera with a new Opera Highlights tour for 2024.

As if this wasn’t enough, well-kent faces will grace our stage in our audience with season – An evening with Games of Thrones star James Cosmo, Jack Docherty in David Bowie & Me: Parallel Lives, Gail Porter: Hung, Drawn & Portered and Sir Bradley Wiggins.

There’s plenty to ignite the little ones' imaginations; from a Space Adventure with The McDougalls, to educational madness in Exciting Science (prepare to be amazed!), join Three Little Pigs in an oink-tastic musical, and enjoy spellbinding bubble tricks from Louis Pearl, in The Amazing Bubble Man, Julia Donaldsons Charlie Cook’s Favourite Book and so much more.

Step into the world of visual discovery with our thought-provoking year-round exhibition programme that pushes the boundaries of creativity. This season our gallery space showcases a diverse range of visual art exhibitions including Grace Siregar, Graham Lister, Louise Carr and Jim Ramsey. All exhibitions are free to visit and are sure to challenge and inspire.

But the Beacon is not just about performances; it's a hub of activities that cater to all tastes.

Take part in Beacon Youth Theatre or a Dance for Parkinson’s class, explore the power of movement in Platinum Dance, or indulge in expressive arts with Creatability, for neurodiverse and/or disabled children and young people with additional support needs.

As we open the doors to this new season, we invite you to join us in celebrating the boundless beauty of artistic expression. Thank you for being an essential part of the Beacon’s community.

There are numerous ways you can support us for the next 10 years from coming to see a show to sponsorship opportunities.

Join our mailing list to make sure you are always first in line for tickets! We look forward to sharing this exciting season with you, Warm regards, Lesley Davidson & Karen Townsend Joint Directors

FEBRUARY Tribute | Main Theatre Viva Entertainments Ltd Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre White Orchid Promotions Ltd Presents

Fri 2 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£27 Concession/£25

Sat 3 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£22.50 Restricted view /£20.50

Les McKeown’s former touring band performs the hits of the Bay City Rollers.

The Legendaries are Scott McGowan, Phil Hendriks, Nick Gornall and Darren Lee, joined

by Dave Major on keyboards. Scott was part of Les’ band for over 12 years. Phil joined Les McKeown’s Legendary 1970s Bay City Rollers as guitarist in 2011. Darren had frequently stepped in on drums before becoming a full-time member in 2019, as did bassist Nick, both firmly establishing themselves with two tours of Japan, a UK arena tour and the Canadian tour in 2020, which would sadly be Les’ last.

Join us for this high-energy, fast-paced tribute to the Queen of Country Pop, Shania Twain, with hits such as Man! I Feel Like a Woman!, From This Moment On, That Don’t Impress Me Much and Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

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Our second half celebrates some of the greatest country stars of the nineties and noughties, including Garth Brooks, Faith Hill, The Chicks, LeAnn Rimes and Lady A, all backed by the Big Music City Band for an authentic Nashville vibe.

If you’re a modern country music fan, then this is a show not to be missed!

February-July | 2024

Music | Gallery Comedy | Main Suite Theatre RCS Concerts (Classical Music Programme) Presents AIM Shows Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre ShowPlanr Presents

Wed 7 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£23

Sat 10 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£25.80

Gladys, Olive and Elsie, three ‘vintage-style’ cleaning ladies threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash. A wrong number into the office gives them a great idea … ‘Why not start their own sex chat line?’ After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the phone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave the boss they could be onto a winner! What could possibly go wrong?

Bowie Experience is a spectacular concert celebrating the sound and vision of David Bowie. A must see for all Bowie fans, the latest production features all the hits from A to Ziggy.

Our 2024 production stars Crissy Rock (Benidorm), Leah Bell (Stage Award Winner), Vanessa Karon and Paul Dunn. An evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

Suitable for age 14+

Bowie Experience continues to amaze audiences with an astounding attention to detail, bringing the golden years of David Bowie to the stage. So, put on your red shoes and Let’s Dance!

‘Unmistakably Bowie!’

‘Bowie is back like never before’ Facebook reviews

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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FEBRUARY Opera | Main Theatre Scottish Opera Presents

Opera Highlights Sun 11 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£18 Under 26s/£6 Scottish Opera visits the Beacon with this original piano-accompanied production.

Director Laura Attridge brings her signature storytelling to the staging and, alongside designer Ana Inés Jabares-Pita, creates an unforgettable experience for opera lovers and newbies alike. Flinging four singers and a pianist into the oh-so-familiar setting of a wedding reception, they explore the highs and lows of love in opera. The programme includes music from the likes of Mozart, Verdi and Tchaikovsky, as well as a world premiere by Toby Hession.

Tribute | Studio Robert T Leonard Presents

Fri 16 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£18 The simply sensational Robert T Leonard comes to the Beacon along with his Tom As Usual Showband. Close your eyes and Robert is Tom Jones! Open them again and he’s still Tom! The look, the mannerisms, the moves, the accent and – most of all – the voice!

Astonishing vocals from the UK’s No1 tribute to Tom Jones, and all backed by a superb band whose energy really brings Sir Tom’s classic songs to life!

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Tribute | Main Theatre True Story Productions Ltd Presents

Sun 18 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£28 Concession/£26 Restricted view/£20 This is the world’s premier show in celebration of Diana Ross and The Supremes. Prepare for a spellbinding journey through one of the greatest musical stories ever told, a chronological history of hits from a career culminating in over 100 million record sales fronted by two international Diana Ross performers, Cherie Jade and Tameka Jackson.

Featuring Where Did Our Love Go, Baby Love, Stop! In the Name of Love, Reflections, You Keep Me Hangin’ On, You Can’t Hurry Love, Ain’t No Mountain High Enough, Upside Down, My Old Piano, I’m Coming Out, Chain Reaction, and so many more!

Music | Main Theatre Royal Scottish National Orchestra Presents

RSNO Plays Mozart featuring Felix Klieser

Wed 21 Feb | 1pm £6-£16 Join the Royal Scottish National Orchestra for a spectacular lunchtime concert packed full of glorious melodies. Presenter Gillian Moore delves into the stories of J S Bach and Mozart while the musicians of the RSNO bring their music thrillingly to life. Plus, don’t miss Felix Klieser – the inspirational horn player – performing the young Mozart’s Fourth Horn Concerto. It simply bubbles over with elegant fun and is sure to bring a ray of sunshine to a February afternoon.

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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February to July Theatre | Main Theatre Tortoise in a Nutshell Presents

Ragnarok

Fri 16 & Sat 17 Feb 7:30pm (2:30pm Sat only) Adult/£12 Concession/£8 Restricted View/£6 A golden age is ending. There have been three years of winter. The sun hangs low in the sky, unmoving, and the bonds of kinship are failing.

A young girl and her brother battle forward, seeking a future in a promised land. Two souls in a sea of thousands, they move through a fractured world as dream and reality clash around them.

A collision of ancient myth and modern spectacle, Ragnarok is a story of fate and determination, mortals and gods, the world’s end and its rebirth.

Ragnarok is an international co-production between Tortoise in a Nutshell and Figurteatret I Nordland (Nordland Visual Theatre), in association with MacRobert Arts Centre.

Suitable for age 13 + (strong language and themes of loss/death)

Family | Main Theatre The McDougalls Presents

The McDougalls: Space Adventure Sat 6 Apr | 1pm Standard/£10 Young Scot Card/£8

Join stars of stage and screen, Auntie Aggie and Max, as they fly past the planets on an intergalactic musical expedition. From a sunny stop on Mercury to a meeting with a Martian, there’s so much to do and see on this trip of a lifetime in the homemade rocket ship. Packed with singalong songs, get ready to fasten your seatbelt and join this astronomical adventure!

Come dressed as an alien or an astronaut – you can even download a craft kit from the website: www.mcdougallstheatre.com This is the most exciting five-star family show in the universe!

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February-July | 2024

Family | Main Theatre

MNJ Productions Ltd Presents

Exciting Science

Tue 9 Apr | 11am Standard/£14

Warning… Warning…

Extreme fun alert!

This brand-new, exciting and educational show will amaze and astound all ages from 4 years and upwards. With fun- and fact-filled experiments, watch as we recreate a volcanic eruption, turn a vacuum cleaner into a missile launcher or take aim at you with our smoke blaster! So stand clear and prepare for action, as this show is full of whizz, bang, pop … and splurt!

Suitable for age 4+

Family | Main Theatre

Lost The Plot Theatrical Presents

Three Little Pigs

Fri 12 Apr | 2pm Standard/£14 Restricted view/£12.50 It’s time to get blown away in this brand-new family musical! Join our three pigs as they leave the family sty in search of new adventures. Will they make a pig’s ear out of it or will they raise the roof? It’ll take brains, bravery and curly-tails to forge friendships with each other and those they meet along the way.

Get those trotters tapping and those snouts a-squealin’ with new catchy songs, dancing and lots of audience participation for piglets of all ages. There’s snout left to do but book for this OINK-TASTIC musical!

Suitable for 3-7 year olds

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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Family | Studio

Nonsense Room Productions Presents

You Choose Sat 4 May | 2 & 4pm Standard/£10 Concessions/£9

You Choose – Every show is unique!

Based on the brilliant book by Pippa Goodhart and Nick Sharratt, Nonsense Room Productions (Shark in the Park and Hairy Maclary Shows) bring you an interactive musical show for all the family. But in this show – YOU CHOOSE what happens!

Family | Studio

ALMACK Productions Presents

Misty's Magical Adventure

Sat 20 Apr | 1:30 & 5pm Standard/£15

Using the picture book as inspiration and through a series of games and challenges each show will be unique with different characters, locations, costumes and much more every time!

“Quite simply, it's fun, it's funny, it appears a simple format but is actually clever; it's a great family show…"

Anne Hamilton, Lothian Life

Suitable for ages 7 and under

Back by popular demand Misty’s Magical Adventure is the brand-new enchanting tale of Misty the Dragon. Misty, along with her pal Shuggy the Chef, must save the Princess Dragonette from the evil Chillblain and his icy breath.

We join Misty in her castle in Dragonland for this epic adventure for children. With its hilarious jokes, catchy songs, and spell-binding puppetry, this show will have everyone ROARing with laughter from start to finish.

Suitable for ages 7 and under

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Family | Main Theatre Louis Pearl Presents

The Amazing Bubble Man Fri 26 Jul | 2pm Adult/£14.50 Child/£12.50

Louis Pearl has been thrilling audiences around the world for over 30 years with the art, magic, science and fun of bubbles. He is a favourite at the Edinburgh Fringe, where he has enjoyed 14 years of sell-out success.

Family | Main Theatre Little Angel Theatre Presents

Charlie Cook's Favourite Book

Wed 3-Thu 4 Jul | 1:30 & 3:30pm *Schools performances | 10:30am Adults/£15 Children/£13 Groups 10+/£13

Louis explores the breathtaking dynamics of bubbles, combining comedy and artistry with audience participation and enough spellbinding bubble tricks to keep everyone mesmerised. From square bubbles, bubbles inside bubbles, fog-filled bubbles, giant bubbles, bubble volcanoes, tornados and trampolines to people inside bubbles, the Amazing Bubble Man conjures shrieks of laughter and gasps of amazement from all ages.

Based on the original book Charlie Cook’s Favourite Book - written by Julia Donaldson and illustrated by Axel Scheffler. Charlie loves reading.

Especially books about pirates. But his sister hates it - it’s boring! Can Charlie convince her that reading is fun? Perhaps if she read a book about a pirate, who is reading a book about Goldilocks, who is reading a book about a knight...

Come and delve into a range of books with Charlie Cook, brought to life with puppetry and enchanting songs, and perhaps you will be able to help his sister discover the wonderful world inside a book...

Suitable for ages 3-8

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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FEBRUARY Theatre | Main Theatre Arts Enigma Productions Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre Simon Fielder Productions Presents

Buddy Holly & The Cricketers Fri 23 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£22 Concession/£21 It’s Glasgow, 1979. Does the wean want a Chopper or do you fancy a new outfit from What Every Woman Wants? Or is it What Every Woman Needs? The cost of living? The cost of loving? Margaret Morrison, well she can help!

The Provident Woman knocked your door on a Friday, offering a friendly loan to make ends meet. A gritty musical comedy by Paul Moore, with a fantastic ’70s soundtrack …

"Glasgow musical comedy at its best" West End News Suitable for age 16+

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Sun 25 Feb | 7:30pm Standard/£24 Restricted view/£22 This breathtaking show has rock ’n’ rolled audiences across the globe for over 30 years.

Starring some of the finest actor-musicians in the UK, the show was endorsed as Britain’s most popular Buddy Holly act when the boys guested on BBC One’s The One and Only, hosted by Graham Norton. Rarely pausing for breath, the hits just keep on coming – That’ll Be the Day, Peggy Sue, It Doesn’t Matter Anymore, Raining in My Heart, Oh Boy! – and many more.

Make your Heartbeat a little faster with the show that has fans the world over saying: ‘I can’t believe it’s not Buddy!’.

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MARCH Talk | Main Theatre AIM Productions Presents

Fri 1 Mar | 7:30pm VIP/£50 Standard/£27.50 Restricted view/£23

Fifteen years, amassing more than 500 appearances in the royal blue between them, three Rangers legends talk about their action-packed football careers. Mark Hateley, Mark Walters and Graham Roberts discuss the games, dressing room/training ground stories, managers, fall-outs and everything you wanted to know about playing for a successful football club. There will be a chance to ask questions of the stars during the evening.

A limited number of VIP tickets are available, affording drink on arrival and premium seating, together with the opportunity for a meet and greet with the legendary players and a photograph before the show.

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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MARCH Comedy | Main Theatre Simon Parish Productions Presents

Thu 7 Mar | 7:30pm Standard/£19.50 Concession/£18

Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote is a unique and hilarious night featuring games, prizes and audience participation, with special permission from NBC Universal Television. Hosted by super-fan Tim Benzie, the show features:

Cult hit event Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote comes to town, with an interactive screening of the classic Murder, She Wrote episode ‘Sing a Song of Murder’. Jessica Fletcher heads to London but soon gets caught up in a murder mystery only she (or you!) can solve.

• A race to solve the crime, via the Fameometer and the Suspiciometer!

• A Cabot Cove quiz!

• A singalong to the theme tune with new lyrics!

• Clips and biogs of the campy guest stars!

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Comedy | Main Theatre Regular Music Presents

Dance | Main Theatre Scottish Youth Dance Presents

Sat 9 Mar | 8pm Standard/£26.50 Concession/£23.50

YDance Destinations

Jerry Sadowitz, Britain’s favourite comedian and magician, is back! Yes, the man with no visible demographic returns to simultaneously amuse, offend, baffle and upset you while parting you from your hard-earned cash!

Television appearances include Love Island, Michty Me! (still in production) and Loose Stools. He is married to Benedict Cumberbatch.

‘Music has Death Metal, film has Wes Craven, and comedy has Jerry Sadowitz … brutal but brilliant’ HHHHH Scotland on Sunday

‘An absolute dumpster fire of decorum … hysterically funny’ HHHH The Guardian Strictly over 18s only – contains very strong language and themes.

Sat 16 Mar | 7:30pm Adult/£8 Child/£6 Destinations is YDance’s annual celebration of youth dance in Scotland.

YDance has been advocating for the influential and positive role dance plays in society for over 30 years. As a regularly funded Creative Scotland organisation, YDance delivers exceptional projects where children learn not only about dance but through dance, and we understand the impact high- quality crosslearning dance experiences can have on young people.

Destinations is the only Scottish selection event for One Dance UK’s Youth Dance showcase U.Dance, which attracts talented and exceptional dancers from across Scotland, providing an incredible night of dance.

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JOIN THE PRODUCERS’ CIRCLE

Play your part in lighting up lives in Inverclyde The Beacon’s founders created the Greenock Arts Guild in memory of the local people who had lost their lives in the Second World War. Since then, the generosity of locals has been ever-present and entirely essential.

By joining the Producers’ Circle you continue that tradition and become part of the Beacon’s team. Together we can ensure that everyone in our region has access to first-class performances and an opportunity to access their own creativity through participatory arts. Become a member of the Producers’ Circle at the level that suits you, from as little as £15 per month.

For a full list of benefits, visit beaconartscentre.co.uk/support-us/producers-circle/

The McGlashan Charitable Trust

FUNDERS • Inverclyde Council • Creative Scotland • Foyle Foundation • The William Syson Foundation • Garfield Weston Foundation • McGlashan Trust • Innerkip Society • Creative Carbon Scotland • Youth Music Initiative

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WITH THANKS TO OUR MEMBERS • Mr Stephen Burt • Mrs Margaret Harron • Mr John Holding • Mrs Jacquie MacIntyre • Mr Ian Parsons • Miss Marion Peat • Mrs Ann Steele

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OTHER WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT OUR WORK Join us in championing the transformative power of the arts by supporting our mission at Beacon Arts Centre.

Your generosity has the potential to light up lives, leaving a lasting legacy in Inverclyde's cultural story. Here are a few of the meaningful ways you can become a vital part of our journey: Take a Seat Dedications: Express your love, remembrance, or admiration by taking a seat in our main auditorium. Each dedication comes with a personalised plaque, immortalising your name and special message.

Pay-It-Forward: Help us fulfil our mission of bringing the arts to people of all ages and backgrounds. Through the Beacon's Pay-It-Forward scheme, you play a pivotal role in making the arts accessible, ensuring everyone becomes a part of Inverclyde's rich cultural tapestry.

Leave a Lasting Legacy: Consider leaving a gift that resonates with your passion for the arts. Your contribution supports our programs, inspiring generations in Inverclyde and shaping the cultural landscape for years to come.

Sponsorship: Over 45,000 people come through our doors each year to be entertained and enriched by the arts. For our sponsors this provides an opportunity to promote their brand, products and services to our audiences. Our wideranging programme of theatre, music, comedy and exhibitions enables us to work in partnership to create tailormade packages to suit the needs of your business. We are committed to generating greater brand awareness and unique PR opportunities for our sponsors. cultural tapestry.

Ticket Donations: A small contribution can create a profound impact. When booking tickets for our shows, seize the opportunity to add a donation or make a single gift. Your support enables us to collaborate with incredible artists, producers, and organisations, ensuring the continuation of the work and activities you cherish.

To discover more about these opportunities and contribute to our cause, visit beaconartscentre.co.uk/ support-us/.

Together, let's continue to inspire and encourage community connection.

Your donation fuels our commitment to making the arts accessible to all.

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MARCH Comedy | Main Theatre Gilded Balloon Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre EHP Theatre Presents

Caroline Rhea - I Identify as a Witch Sun 17 Mar | 8pm Standard/£17.50 Concession + restricted view/£16.50 Best known for her role as Aunt Hilda in cult classic Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Canadian actress and comedian Caroline Rhea returns to Scotland with a new show filled with comedy, improv and star-studded Hollywood tales, covering everything from parenting a teenager and dating to meeting Taylor Swift.

‘A brilliant and consistently hilarious hour in the company of a very charismatic host’ Broadway World

‘A seasoned stand-up with a wealth of experience at the highest level’

Fri 22 Mar | 7:30pm Standard/£18 Concession/£16 Celebrate the wonderful music and careers of Judy Garland and her daughter Liza Minnelli, including all their most memorable songs performed by three of the UK’s finest vocal talents, supported by a team of fantastic dancers.

The evening includes all the hit recordings and famous songs from the movies that made this mother and daughter duo the stars of Hollywood!

Featuring songs from The Wizard of Oz, Easter Parade, Meet Me in St. Louis and A Star is Born, plus a tribute to Liza Minnelli’s Oscar-winning performance in Cabaret.

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Tribute | Main Theatre CBB Entertainments Ltd Presents

Sun 24 Mar | 7:30pm Standard/£26 Senior Citizen/£24 Restricted view/£20 Under 16s/£15

The Chicago Blues Brothers have put the band back together and are Cruisin’ for a Bluesin’, taking you to the music capitals of the USA for one night of spectacular live music. This award-winning show brings you the very best in rhythm and blues, soul, country and Motown, with a few surprises and lots of lunacy thrown in – and all performed in the hard-hitting style that has made the Chicago Blues Brothers the biggest and most-loved Blues Brothers show in the world. Getting the blues has never been so much fun!

‘Highly charged, fun and infectious’ Time Out

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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MARCH Music | Main Theatre Hotel California Presents

Comedy | Main Theatre Insideout Theatre Productions Presents

A Night of Eagles Music Sat 23 Mar | 7:30pm Standard/£24 Restricted view/£22 Seven-piece ensemble Hotel California perform their spectacular new show of 100 minutes of pure Eagles nostalgia.

You’ll return to a dark desert highway, cool wind in your hair, or stand on that street corner in Winslow, Arizona, as Hotel California faithfully recreate The Eagles and their Californian Sunshine Rock sound. Expect a set that includes tracks from the outstanding Long Road Out of Eden album.

The Eagles’ music is timeless, appealing to audiences of every age, bringing back memories and touching the hearts and souls of each new generation.

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Fri 29 & Sat 30 Mar | 7:30pm

Standard/£24 Senior Citizen/£23 Restricted view/£21

To prepare for a marriage, all a girl needs are her friends and a guid old hen night! Join the girls on a hen night you won’t forget, with a smash-hit retro soundtrack of songs from the 1960s,’70s, ’80s, ’90s and now, including Hot Stuff, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, I’m Every Woman and many more!

Paul Harper-Swan’s Girls’ Night Oot is banterous and bootyliciously good fun, and stars Donna Hazelton (Chicago), Natalie Tulloch (The Steamie), Pamela Byrne (River City) and Sarah Galbraith (The Phantom of the Opera, Broadway).

Suitable for age 18+

February-July | 2024

APRIL Theatre | Studio Stories Untold Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre Showplanr Presents

Pain and I Fri 29 Mar | 7:30pm Standard/£12 Concession/£10 Pain and I is a bold exploration into chronic pain, unashamedly celebrating its rich complexities. Layering playful choreography, experimental dance, intimate autobiographical text and original classical music composed by Alicia Jane Turner, Sarah Hopfinger asks: ‘What can pain teach us?’ in this powerful, honest and compelling solo performance.

Pain and I can also be experienced as an audio piece, a graphic score (designed by Michaela Pointon and Rachel O’Neill) and a new installation (designed by Rachel O’Neill).

Pain and I was awarded the FQD Choreographic Work and Indoor Performance/International Prize in Montreal, Canada.

Thu 4 Apr | 7:30pm Standard/£26.80 Bye Bye Baby is a jaw-dropping tribute to the musical phenomenon Jersey Boys and the timeless, iconic music of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.

Enjoy a night to remember with incredible four-part harmonies, roof-raising falsetto and energetic and stylish choreography, all backed by a superb four-piece band.

An evening of over 30 of Valli’s greatest hits, including Sherry, December 1963 (Oh, What a Night), Grease, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You, Beggin’, Working My Way Back To You, and many more!

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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APRIL Tribute | Main Theatre Entertainers LTD Presents

Comedy | Studio Vivienne Smith Management Presents

Patrick Monahan: Exclusively!

Fri 5 Apr | 7:30pm Standard/£30 Concession + restricted view/£28 Come together right now and join us for a night like no other, as we celebrate the music of one of the greatest bands of our lives. All the hits you know and love, including She Loves You, A Hard Day’s Night, Help, I Feel Fine, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, Hey Jude, Here Comes the Sun, Get Back and so many more.

The Magic of The Beatles will show you love is all you need!

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Fri 5 Apr | 8pm Standard/£15 Concession/£10 High-energy comedy meets hilarious material.

Patrick works the room, makes an effortless connection and becomes everybody’s favourite comedian!

As seen on TV, on solo stand-up tours, at festivals and in headline circuit sets in the UK, Ireland, Australia, Oman, Qatar, Dubai, Bahrain, Spain, Italy and Costa Rica.

Suitable for age 14+

February-July | 2024

Music | Main Theatre Joe McCadden Management Presents

Music | Main Theatre Timeless Theatre Productions Presents

Legends of Irish Music & Song THE FUREYS Wed 10 Apr | 7:30pm Standard/£26 Concession/£24 Restricted view/£21 The Fureys are one of Ireland’s all-time mostacclaimed and influential folk and traditional bands, with classics like I Will Love You, When You Were Sweet Sixteen, Red Rose Café, Leaving Nancy, The Old Man, From Clare to Here and The Green Fields of France becoming the soundtrack to the lives of fans all over the world.

Eddie and George Furey are particularly proud of their UK chart success – the band made their Top of the Pops debut in 1981 – which in turn helped bring Irish folk and traditional music to a completely new audience.

Thu 11 Apr | 2:30 & 7pm Standard/£22 This slick, fast-moving and vibrant show brings you some of the greatest songs ever written, performed by world-class singers and dancers.

Re-live the fantastic sounds of ABBA, Frankie Valli, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Cliff Richard, Lionel Ritchie, Gloria Estefan, Dire Straits and many more.

Get ready to party and sing along to all your favourite hits, as we bring the past back to life.

If you’re looking for the Ultimate Feel-good Experience, this show is not to be missed!

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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APRIL Theatre | Main Theatre National Theatre Presents

Talk | Main Theatre Elite Events Presents

National Theatre Connections Festival

An evening with

Tue 16 - Sat 20 Apr 6 & 7:45pm All tickets £5

Fri 19 Apr | 8pm Super VIP/£100 VIP/£50 Concession/£30

Kirky Playhouse perform Shout RCS Jnrs perform Orchestra All Saints perform Back in the Day Hillhead High perform Replica Theatre Royal Dumfries perform Orchestra Knightswood perform The Periodicals Corn Exchange perform Back in the Day Kayos perform Kiss, Marry, Push off cliff For performance dates and time, please visit our website.

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Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Bradly Wiggins began his cycling career on the track, but later made the transition to road cycling.

He is the only ride to have won both World and Olympic championships on both the track and the road as well as winning the Tour De France and the held the record as Great Britain’s most decorated Olympian with eight medals.

Join The Tour De France & Olympic Medallist as he discusses his fantastic career, what brought him to cycling and everything in-between!

February-July | 2024

Music | Studio The City Sinners Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre Entertainers Presents

The City Sinners play the music of Gram Parsons and Emmylou Harris Fri 19 Apr | 8pm Standard/£15 Concession/13 The City Sinners feature some of the top players on the Scottish country/Americana scene, fronted by critically acclaimed singersongwriters John Hinshelwood and Louise McAtee. Guitarist Iain Barbour and pedal steel player Malcolm McMaster can count Jason Ringenberg, Jim Lauderdale and Martin Stephenson among their collaborators. Bass player/singer David McKee is a member of The Wynntown Marshals, and drummer Frank McHugh has recorded and toured with various bands, most notably Big Sur. The band has recently reformed to celebrate the 50th anniversary in 2024 of the release of Grievous Angel, the first official collaboration between Gram Parsons and Emmylou Harris.

Sun 21 Apr | 7:30pm Standard/£30 Direct from the Adelphi Theatre in London’s West End, the ultimate tribute to Neil Diamond.

Enjoy all the hits, including Forever in Blue Jeans, America, Love on the Rocks, Song Sung Blue, Hello Again, Cracklin’ Rosie, I Am. . . I Said, Beautiful Noise and, of course, Sweet Caroline.

The good times never seemed so good!

‘The closest thing to the real deal, live’ London Theatre Reviews

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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APRIL Variety | Main Theatre Scottish Community Drama Association Presents

Thu 25 - Sat 27 Apr | 7pm Standard/£16 £45 for 3 nights

The One-Act Play Festival is the climax of Scottish Community Drama’s year, with eight short plays over three nights, Thursday 25 to Saturday 27 April 2024.

Performances start at 7pm with three plays on Thursday and Friday nights and two on Saturday.

All the plays have previously won local competitions around Scotland. The adjudicator Alisdair Hawthorn will choose the winning play to represent Scotland at the British Final in Perth in July.

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February-July | 2024

Talk | Main Theatre Bankie Productions Presents

Wed 24 Apr | 7:30pm Meet & greet/£60 Standard/£25 Restricted view/£22

In a world exclusive, James Cosmo discusses his amazing life and career.

Celebrating 60 years in show business, the acting legend chats about his humble beginnings, and a career that has taken him all over the world.

There will be inside stories and anecdotes from an astonishing career that has included the smash-hit TV series Game of Thrones and Jack Ryan, Hollywood blockbusters Braveheart and Troy, plus Scottish favourite Trainspotting, and also a unique opportunity to put your own questions to James at the end of the show. A night not to be missed.

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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MAY Tribute | Main Theatre AIM Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre Red Entertainment Presents

Thu 2 May | 7:30pm Standard/£30 Restricted view/£25

Fri 3 May | 7:30pm Standard/£27 Concession/£24

The Drifters are back on tour performing all their classic hits, including Saturday Night at the Movies, You’re More Than a Number, Come on Over to My Place, Under the Boardwalk, Kissin’ In The Back Row of the Movies and many more.

Any Dream Will Do’s Keith Jack and stars of Joseph sing the biggest musical hits of a generation. Dreamcoat Stars is back for its 3rd UK tour! Feel the spine-tingling vocal power of four sensational singers from the global hit show Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat coming together for an unforgettable evening of musical theatre.

The legendary group have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, performed for the US President and been listed among the Greatest Artists of All Time by Rolling Stone magazine.

Under the guidance of Tina Treadwell (daughter of the group’s original founders, George and Faye Treadwell), The Drifters have enjoyed a remarkable resurgence, with multiple UK tours.

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The concert includes everyone’s favourite West End and Broadway classics, including Les Misérables, We Will Rock You, Dirty Dancing, Hairspray, West Side Story and the toe-tapping Jersey Boys.

Grab your coat of many colours and join us on your Dreamcoat journey.

February-July | 2024

Tribute | Main Theatre Counterfeit Group Ltd Presents

Comedy | Main Theatre Gilded Balloon Presents

Jack Docherty: David Bowie & Me - Parallel Lives Sat 4 May | 7:30pm Standard/£21 Concession + restricted view/£19 The Counterfeit Seventies brings a decade of glam rock through to new wave music, showcasing the music of Slade, Sweet, T.Rex, the Bay City Rollers and many more.

Featuring an amazing four-piece band, stunning light show, costumes from the period and video footage of the bands and events of the era, this is one show you don’t want to miss.

Whether you want to sit back and take a trip down Memory Lane, or get your glad rags on and boogie on down, this uplifting show will take you on a nostalgic trip back to the ’70s!

Sun 5 May | 7.30pm Standard/£17.50 Concession/£16.50 Jack Docherty, the BAFTA award-winning star of Scot Squad and Absolutely, brings his critically acclaimed show David Bowie & Me to Greenock. The comic, author, actor and writer uses his time spent with Bowie on The Jack Docherty Show in 1997 as a jumping off point to take audiences through topics from first love, hedonism, mortality and why you should always meet your heroes.

From AI to culture wars, families to teenage years, David Bowie and Me - Parallel Lives is an hour-long journey of comedy and storytelling, taking fans on a trip through the inner workings of his masterful mind.

Suitable for age 16+

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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MAY Music | Gallery Suite Clyde Coast Strathspey Reel Society Presents

Theatre | Main Theatre EHP Theatre Presents

Fiddlers' Rally

The Scottish Comedians

Sun 5 May | 7pm Standard/£12 Concession/£10

Wed 8 May | 7:30pm Standard/£22 Concession/£16

On Sunday 5 May 2024 at 7pm , Clyde Coast Fiddlers will be joined by friends from fiddle societies across Scotland for an evening of toe tapping music with lots of fun and audience participation. Always a sellout, so get your ticket early.

THE SCOTTISH COMEDIANS stars the team from BBC Scotland’s 'Breaking the News': Des Clarke, Stuart Mitchell and a special guest from the show!

The program will include traditional familiar Scottish waltzes, strathspeys and reels, original compositions and beautiful slow airs.

These fantastic comedians are supported by Award Winning Comedian Mr. Billy Kirkwood!!

The Scottish Comedians brings you different styles of comedy from the finest comedians from Scotland.

This very popular rally will be conducted

by Musical Director Allan MacDougall.

This is guaranteed to be one of the funniest nights out you will have in 2024!

Suitable for age 16+

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February-July | 2024

Tribute | Main Theatre Carlton Entertainment Presents

Comedy | Studio Simon Parrish Productions Presents

Thu 9 May | 7:30pm Standard/£25 Experience the ultimate Elton John tribute concert. Nearly Elton is a stunning celebration of the music and life of one of the greatest showmen of our time, starring Lee Brady as Elton and an outstanding live band.

An exciting, heartfelt concert that has been described as ‘a powerhouse performance that delivers on every level’, it takes audiences on a magical ride through five decades of hits, including Rocket Man, Your Song, I'm Still Standing, Candle in the Wind, Sacrifice, I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues and many more.

Fri 10 May | 7:30pm Standard/£18.50 Celebrate one of the greatest sitcoms ever made, as we welcome renowned stand-up Joe Rooney for a night of all things Father Ted! A hosted screening of a classic episode, a Q&A, a sandwich-making session, an all-inclusive ‘Lovely Girls Competition’ and a dancing priests competition – and the evening wouldn’t be complete without a singalong to My Lovely Horse!

Come and meet Joe and immerse yourself in the very silly delights of Father Ted. Ah, go on … you will!

Suitable for ages 18+ (15+ if accompanied by an adult over 18)

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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MAY Comedy | Studio David Scheel Associates Presents

Music | Main Theatre MSO Productions Presents

David Scheel in Don’t Shoot Me, I’m ONLY the Piano Player Thu 16 May | 7pm Standard/£18 Concession/£16 A runaway success in London’s West End, at successive Edinburgh Festivals, at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and right across the USA, this is a hilarious send-up of classical music, which has established Australian pianist, David Scheel, as the successor to the legendary Victor Borge. Beautiful music, and musical fun performed in so many accents/voices that David has also been compared to the late Robin Williams, and Peter Ustinov.

Hear a familiar tune played in the styles of the old masters + an iPod; two famous pieces played simultaneously, one with the right hand, one with the left, plus his “translation” of the lyrics of Waltzing Matilda, already a comedy classic.

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Sun 19 May | 7:30pm Standard/£26.50 Concession/£24.50 The Northern Soul Classics Orchestra will take you on a journey steeped in nostalgia yet bursting with timeless energy.

The rhythm section lays down a beat so deep you'll feel it in your bones, the brass section blares with a spirit lifting force. Our four vocalists channel the spirit of Northern Soul with a stage presence that oozes charisma.

Don your sharpest threads and get transported to a world where soulful melodies and irresistible sounds reign supreme. Whether you're a Northern Soul enthusiast or a newcomer, the NSCO will make your heart sing, your feet tap, and your soul soar.

February-July | 2024

Sensory | Studio Frozen Light Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre Entertainers Presents

Wed 22 & Thu 23 May 11am & 1:30pm Standard/£10 + carers go FREE

Thu 23 May | 7:30pm Standard/£32

The glasses are polished, the lights are low and time will be hopping. The Bar at the Edge of Time waits only for you, so what are you waiting for? Leave the hours, minutes and seconds behind, step across the threshold and meet the bar’s maestro mixologists, crooners and hosts. But a mystery lies at the heart of this place, a mystery hidden even from them. One that can only be solved when we spend our time together.

The Bar at the Edge of Time is a multi-sensory spectacular for audiences with profound and multiple learning disabilities.

Seen by over a million people and now in its 18th year touring the UK, it’s no surprise that The Magic of Motown is one of the biggest success stories in British theatre history.

Get ready for all the hits, glittering costumes, dazzling dance routines and outstanding musicianship in this breathtaking live concert featuring classics from the likes of Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations, The Supremes, The Four Tops, Martha Reeves, The Jackson 5 and Smokey Robinson.

Celebrate the sound of a generation with one very special night of Motown magic!

Suitable for age 16+

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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MAY Variety | Main Theatre Scott Nichol Presents

Variety | Main Theatre Entertainers Presents

Fri 24 May | 7:30 PM Standard/£15

Thu 30 May | 7:30 PM Standard/£28.50 Concession/£26.50

Scott returns to the Beacon for a night of fundraising and fun in aid of Ardgowan Hospice and CAMHS (Children & Adolescent Mental Health Services).

Scott tells anecdotes of his career so far, from dancing with Judy Murray (yes, you read that right) to performing on Saturday Night Takeaway with Ant and Dec, appearing with queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race and living life on the seven seas. Scott is bringing along some very special guests and there will be a mega raffle at the interval.

Inverclyde’s answer to Jane McDonald returns for one night only. So jump on board for a wonderful cause!

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A thrilling and intriguing night of psychic mediumship! Sharing his personal story – the childhood gift of being able to see with the mind’s eye – Stuart uses his extraordinary abilities to connect with the spirit world.

Intuitively drawn to members of the audience, he brings forward direct messages from the other side. Don’t worry about where you’re sitting – Stuart will find you if he has a message for you! Spreading comfort and empathy to those who come to him, he specialises in bringing messages from loved ones who have passed on.

The production is investigational and for the purposes of entertainment.

February-July | 2024

Tribute | Main Theatre Entertainers Presents

Comedy | Studio JokePit Ltd Presents

Dee Maxwell: Men, Menopause and Mars Bars Fri 31 May | 7:30 PM Standard/£28.50 The Internationally acclaimed Tribute to Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.

They skyrocketed to worldwide stardom 60 years ago with No1 hits Big Girls Don’t Cry, Walk Like a Man and Sherry – so, come out tonight as we celebrate all of their millionselling hits. Rag Doll, Oh What a Night, Silence is Golden. . . in one incredible concert show!

Time to hang on to what you got. . . lt’s curtain up time - it’s the time, Greenock - it’s the place, it’s the motion.

Fri 31 May | 8pm Standard/£20 Concession/£10 (4 tickets for £70) Famed comedian and internet star Dee Maxwell returns with a side-splitting show about her zany world. Dive into her laugh-filled tales of wild interactions, emotional extremes and her passionate take on life’s oddities. From teary moments over small issues to almost holding a supermarket hostage over Mars bars, Dee’s comedic journey is unmatched. This rollercoaster of humour, fuelled by her love for sugar, promises an evening of laughter and surprises. Join us to celebrate Dee’s comedic genius – you’ll be left craving more of her infectious energy!

Suitable for age 18+

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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Exhibitions

Fragility

by Grace Siregar 3-24 Feb 2024

Jim Ramsey May/Jun 2024

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Graham Lister 2 Mar-13 Apr 2024

Louise Carr Apr 2024

For more information on exhibiting artists, opening events and future exhibitions, visit beaconartscentre.co.uk #beaconexhibitions

JULY Tribute | Main Theatre AIM Presents

Tribute | Main Theatre PJD Productions Presents

Fri 5 Jul | 7:30pm Standard/£28.50 When we were young, we’d listen to the radio, waiting for our favourite songs. Now they’re back again, like a long-lost friend, all the songs we loved so well…

The UK’s leading Carpenters show, featuring the amazing voice of Maggie Nestor and eight top-class musicians, captures the sights and sounds of the amazing talents of Richard and Karen Carpenter.

Karen’s silky contralto is combined with Richard’s delightful piano and seamless harmonies in this big production that brings Close To You, We’ve Only Just Begun, Top of the World, Rainy Days and Mondays, Solitaire, Goodbye to Love, Please Mr Postman, For All We Know, Only Yesterday and dozens more classic songs to the stage.

Thu 11 Jul | 2pm Standard/£16 Pop Divas Live! is one of the UK’s number one pop concert experiences, meaning you can sing and dance along to all your favourite pop stars!

With family friendly choreography and lyrics, your little divas and their friends will have the best time of their lives at Pop Divas Live!

The UK’s number one girl band, Little Mix kick off the show, alongside Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Meghan Trainor, Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa, JoJo Siwa and many more for two hours of non-stop hits.

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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JULY Tribute | Main Theatre Handshake Group Ltd Presents

Musical | Main Theatre Imagine Theatre Presents

Sat 13 & Sun 14 Jul | 7:30pm A New Musical by Fraser Boyle and Ali Clelland

Fri 12 Jul | 7:30 PM Standard/£25 Resticted View/£23 Oh What a Night! takes you back in time on a musical journey through the incredible career of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons. Valli’s unmistakable voice dominated the airwaves for more than two decades. Selling over 100 million records worldwide, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons secured their place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1990. Oh What a Night! combines infectious personalities, amazing vocals, slick harmonies and even slicker dance moves to deliver a show full of energy and nostalgia which always leaves audiences wanting more.

Don’t miss the ultimate celebration of one of the world’s greatest rock and roll bands!

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Amanda’s dream wedding is only days away but the proverbial has hit the fan - BIG TIME. Her bestie bridesmaids have declared war on each other.

Donna has a dirty secret; Lydia has a broken nose and they're both itching for another square go. Can a last-minute hen night in a remote Highland lodge cover up the cracks? Or will Donna and Lydia crack each other's skulls open before Amanda's big day?

The nasty feud has no easy fix but it soon becomes the least of the girls' worries when they realise... they are not alone... they are definitely not alone.

This isn’t a hen night… It's a horror story…with laughs!

An original musical comedy that promises to put the willies right up ye For ticket prices, please visit our website.

February-July | 2024

Variety | Studio JMG Music Group Presents

Sun 21 Jul | 7:30pm Standard/£26.50

Ireland The Show is back! Featuring an all-star Irish cast, join us for an unmissable journey through the decades of a globally loved culture, showcasing songs from the Dubliners, Luke Kelly, Christy Moore, The Pogues and more.

Guaranteed to take you to Ireland and back in one night!

Book tickets at www.beaconartscentre.co.uk | 01475 723723

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Dance for Parkinson’s

Explore the joys and therapeutic benefits Tuesdays | 1-3pm £5 per class + carers go FREE Beacon Arts Centre is delighted to host a weekly class designed especially for people living with Parkinson’s, their families and carers. The class is accompanied by a live pianist and takes place in our tranquil Gallery Suite overlooking the Clyde. The session is followed by a social café where we all kick back and enjoy a cuppa and a blether! This is a drop-in class and can be paid for on the day at Box Office. Advanced booking available but not required. Carers join FREE and our building is fully accessible.

To find out more about these sessions, please contact Jennifer Hunter, Community Programme Co-ordinator, at jennifer@beaconartscentre.co.uk or call Box Office on 01475 723723.

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Platinum Dance

Ready to dance your way to wellness?

Mondays £5 per class/advanced booking available but not required Platinum Dance classes are tailored for ages 55 and above. Unleash the joy of dance in a supportive and friendly atmosphere, where you can either rekindle your old dance moves or learn some fabulous new ones.

and strength. As the session unfolds, we delve into creative traveling exercises, allowing for self-expression and boosting creativity. Finally, we end the class by building on a choreography section each week.

Immerse yourself in a class that not only hones your technical skills and choreography but also acts as a confidence booster while fostering social connections. Plus, enjoy the breathtaking view of the River Clyde as you groove to the beat!

Wondering what to wear? Keep it easy-breezy with loose and comfortable clothing, and don't forget to bring along a water bottle to stay refreshed!

Join us every Monday morning for a delightful blend of fun and gentle movement. We kick things off with a warmup, followed by a series of exercises exploring contemporary dance techniques, balance, mobility,

If you're interested in joining our Platinum Dance class or just want to learn more, reach out to Kevin Jannetts, Creative Engagement Officer, at kevin@beaconartscentre.co.uk or give our Box Office a call on 01475 723723.

Visit our website for class times.

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Beacon Youth Theatre Step into the limelight and discover a world of creativity with our dynamic weekly drama classes!

Saturdays Designed for young talents aged 5-12, our classes provide a nurturing and inspiring environment where participants can hone their performance skills, ignite their passion for theatre, and forge unforgettable memories.

What's the allure? Our budding performers get the chance to craft vibrant, original theatre pieces, delve into diverse storytelling techniques, participate in festivals and exclusive events, and showcase their talents in our cutting-edge professional theatre.

Beyond the spotlight, Youth Theatre is a powerful avenue for children and young adults to express themselves, collaborate with peers, boost confidence, and, above all, revel in the joy of performance!

And there's more! In addition to the regular classes, our Youth Theatre members enjoy unique opportunities to collaborate with visiting artists, establish connections with fellow drama enthusiasts and trainers, and receive exclusive offers for upcoming shows.

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Glowbugs | Ages 5-8 | 10:45-11:30

This program introduces drama through games, storytelling, and collaborative teamwork. As the term unfolds, our youngest performers showcase their newfound skills in a heart-warming sharing event in our Studio Theatre, offering friends and family a front-row seat to witness the magic of our littlest stars!

Sparks | Ages 9-12 | 11:45-12:45

For the older adventurers, Sparks provides a platform to co-create thrilling stories while fostering confidence, imagination, and performance prowess in a welcoming and inclusive setting. Each term concludes with an informal performance in our Studio Theatre, where friends and family can witness the collective brilliance of our talented Sparks ensemble.

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RECRUITING APRIL 2024 STAY TUNED

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Beacon Young Company

Discover a vibrant world of performance and theatre in our Young Company!

Saturdays from 3pm | Ages 13-18 Immerse yourself in focused and intensive classes that explore various approaches, techniques, and theories. Collaborate with fellow enthusiasts to craft innovative shows, performed in our very own theatre.

Our commitment to professional standards is paired with a warm and supportive rehearsal atmosphere. As members, you'll have the opportunity to engage in thrilling projects with visiting professionals (previous artists include Surge, Scottish Youth Theatre, Magic Torch Comics, and the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland and take part in the National Theatre Connections Festival for an enriching experience!

Ready to dive in?

Joining our programs is simple and inclusive – no auditions or prior drama experience required, just a passion for theatre and plenty of enthusiasm!

In recognition of the challenges some young people may face, we're thrilled to offer a limited number of bursary and concession places each year, thanks to the generosity of our audiences.

For those wanting to test the waters before committing, we host taster workshop dates throughout the year.

Reserve your spot by calling our Box Office at 01475 723723.

To explore bursary/concession options or discuss how we can support your involvement, reach out to us at BYT@beaconartscentre.co.uk. Let's make theatre accessible to every aspiring young talent!

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Creatability Creatability offers a unique mix of expressive arts for neurodiverse and/or disabled children and young people with additional needs aged four to 21 years old

Tuesdays from 5pm | FREE (Advanced booking required) Sessions create a safe and friendly atmosphere for children and young people to channel and express their creativity, encouraging a supportive atmosphere among peers, while building skills in theatre performance, rhythm and sound, visual arts and everyone’s favourite… aerial dance!

All activities are free to take part in thanks to funding from Creative Scotland Youth Arts Access Fund, Youth Music Initiative and The Foyle Foundation and the Weston Culture Fund.

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We are proud to offer these classes alongside our valued partners All or Nothing Ariel Dance, Waterbaby Dance, Where’stheone and Drake Music.

To find out more about these sessions, please contact Kevin Jannetts, Creative Engagement Officer, at kevin@beaconartscentre.co.uk or call Box Office on 01475 723723.

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EVENTS & HIRES

EVENTS & HIRES Looking for a venue that seamlessly blends modern aesthetics, style, and accessibility? Your search ends here!

Nestled in an exceptional location, our venue is where contemporary elegance meets convenience and outstanding views across the River Clyde.

Whatever the occasion, we've got the perfect space for you. From jubilant celebrations to informative community classes, from private performances to show-stopping product launches, from crucial meetings to the most magical weddings – we can cater to your every need with flair.

Step into a space where modern design meets functionality. Our venue is meticulously crafted to provide an atmosphere that impresses and inspires.

The modern interiors and thoughtful layout ensure that every event at the Beacon is a statement of contemporary elegance.

Accessibility is at the core of our ethos.

Beacon Arts Centre is designed to ensure that everyone, regardless of ability, can experience the magic of our space. Elevate your events in an environment that is both inclusive and stylish.

Pick a space, any space:

• our huge proscenium-arch theatre with 500 seats on three levels • our smaller black-box studio with theatre-style seating for 120 people or room for 200 standing • our flexible and fully accessible first floor - one large room, three smaller interconnected rooms or one large and one small interconnected rooms with floor-to-ceiling views over the Firth of Clyde • our fully accessible first-floor art exhibition space • our fully accessible first-floor Board room for up to 20 people • our ground-floor café overlooking Greenock's regenerated waterfront

Your Event, Your Way

Curious about hosting your event at Beacon Arts Centre? Contact Lesley Davidson, our Joint Director, to explore your options and get a personalised quote. E-mail: lesley@beaconartscentre.co.uk Phone: 01475 460262

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Information How to get here Beacon Arts Centre is situated on Custom House Quay, opposite the Custom House, and is within easy reach of Greenock town centre and close to all public transport links.

BY ROAD Beacon Arts Centre is off the A8 behind Greenock Police Station. Turn into Brymner Street at the Police Station and then right into Custom House Place. We have free customer parking to the rear of the building and to the left of the building in front of the Custom House.

BY TRAIN Greenock Central railway station is 500 metres away up a slight gradient, with a frequent service on the Glasgow Central/ Gourock line. Journey times from Glasgow are approximately 30 or 40 minutes and services run until 11pm (an hour earlier on Sundays). Check scotrail.co.uk for up-to-date timetables.

TERMS & CONDITIONS Full conditions of ticket sales are available at the Box Office and on the website.

Please note that Beacon Arts Centre operates a strict no-refunds policy.

BOOKING TICKETS ONLINE: beaconartscentre.co.uk Telephone: 01475 723723 In Person: Beacon Arts Centre, Custom House Quay, Greenock PA15 1HJ CONCESSIONS Concession rates are available on many performances and apply to the following groups: Children (under 16, or over 16 in full-time education) • Young Scot cardholders and students • Senior citizens • Those in receipt of Jobseeker’s Allowance, Disability Living Allowance, Personal Independence Payment, and Employment and Support Allowance recipients • Disabled patrons.

Carer and assisted companion tickets are also available • Members of Equity, BECTU, Scottish Society of Playwrights and Musicians’ Union. Proof of entitlement must be shown when collecting tickets.

Access To book access seats please call 01475 723 723/option 1. Online booking beaconartscentre.co.uk. Our modern venue has easy access to all levels via lift.

MAIN AUDITORIUM There are 9 wheelchair positions with companion seats in our main house: 5 in the stalls and 4 in the circle.

STUDIO THEATRE There are 3 wheelchair positions with companion seats in our Studio.

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TRANSFER SEATS We understand that some of our customers may wish to transfer into a seat. Please advise Box Office if you will be transferring into a seat for the performance and our FOH staff will be happy to store your chair for you until required.

By joining the scheme and booking concession tickets you agree that the ticket (s) will only be used by a disabled person (as defined by the Equality Act 2010) and their essential carer. Customers who intentionally give false information will be removed from the register.

GALLERY SPACES AND CAFÉ All other visitor spaces are fully accessible to all. Guide, hearing and other working dogs are welcome in all parts of the theatre. Please advise when booking if your dog will remain with you during the performance. There are separate, accessible toilet facilities located at each of the principal seating levels.

Our venue has an induction loop with staff fully trained to help. Disabled parking spaces are situated to the front of our main door.

GROUPS For certain performances, we offer one free ticket with every 10 purchased.

ACCESSIBLE PERFORMANCES BSL/Audio Described and Captioned Performances are detailed on our website.

ADDITIONAL ASSISTANCE: Our visual story and symbol resources are available to download on our website here: beaconartscentre.co.uk/accessibility/ If your visit would be helped by an orientation appointment beforehand, we will be pleased to welcome you. To arrange please email karent@beaconartscentre.co.uk We have a 360 tour of our venue available here: beaconartscentre.co.uk/accessibility/ Please let a member of staff know if you may require use of a chill out area during your visit and we will do our best to accommodate this.

ACCESS REGISTER Our scheme makes it easier to book the right seats for you and helps our staff deliver excellent and consistent service. It does this by only asking you once about your requirements to ensure a great visit. You can join easily by either filling out a form at Box Office or Online. Personal Assistant (essential carer) tickets are only available to those registered to the scheme; however, it is not a requirement to join the scheme in order to book tickets.

BOOKING FEE We charge a £2.20 online and phone transaction fee which goes towards our processing costs. All booking fees are subject to change as we develop our services.

We charge £1.50 for postal delivery.

We charge a 30p building restoration levy which goes towards maintaining our building.

FAMILY FRIENDLY We are breast-feeding friendly.

There are baby-changing facilities.

DISABILITY FRIENDLY Beacon Arts Centre is fully accessible with wheelchair spaces, lifts and an induction loop. Our staff are fully trained to help.

ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY We aim to be as green as possible and are proud to use compostable utensils and packaging in our Cafe. We recycle and are working to reduce our energy use.

WI-FI We have FREE Wi-FI throughout the building. @thebeaconartsc

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Beacon Arts Centre

Beacon Arts Centre is proud to be funded and supported by

Greenock Arts Guild Ltd, trading as Beacon Arts Centre, is a company incorporated in Scotland under the Companies Acts (Company No. SC024805, VAT Registered Number 265140673, Scottish Charity Number SC003030)

OPENING TIMES

10am-5pm Monday – Sunday (later on show nights)

BOOK A TABLE

Call us on 01475 460274 or book via ResDiary using the QR code!

Image © Christopher Bowen