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CELEBRATING THE RESIDENTIAL PARK COMMUNITIES FOR 63 YEARS
‘Sordid Lives’ returns to Palm Canyon Theatre Saturday and Sunday 28, 29 By Alison Elsner
Audiences will be pleased to know that one of their favorites returns to the stage. Del Shores’ “Sordid Lives” is a cult classic which tells the story of unconditional love, acceptance and “coming out” in a Texas family, as they converge for the matriarch’s funeral.
The original stage play premiered in Los Angeles in 1996 and ultimately won 14 DramaLogue Awards. This is the seventh time the show has hit the Palm Canyon Theatre stage. This year, many favorite performers reprise their roles in which the eccentric characters’ lives intertwine in comical but meaningful ways. Storylines include a
mother in denial over her gay son; a barfly/singer at the local watering hole; a cheating heart whose wooden legs accidentally aid in the death of his mistress (the family matriarch); and the cheating heart’s wife who tries her hand at revenge therapy. The ensemble cast includes Se Layne as Dr. Eve, Yo Younger as Latrelle and Mike Hadley as
Brother Boy. Layne doubles as PCT’s artistic director. A quality experience all the way around. “Sordid Lives” takes the stage April 28 and 29 with shows at 2 and 8 p.m. Palm Canyon Theatre is located at 538 North Palm Canyon Drive in Palm Springs. For tickets and information, visit palmcanyontheatre.org or call 760-323-5123.
ENTERTAINMENT
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FUNNY COMICS
Check out this week’s calendar listings to get your weekend started.
Crazy for Calzones: Mediterranean Calzones.
The Spats, Just like Cats & Dogs, They’ll do it every time.
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Calendar of Events APRIL 19 Palm Desert Public Art Documentary Film Series, 6 p.m.: The public is invited to the tenth season of free screenings of art-themed documentaries presented by the City’s Public Art Department and the University of California, Riverside Palm Desert Graduate Center. Each screening will include either a featured speaker who will discuss that night’s film or a special presentation, along with plenty of special tenth anniversary treats and surprises. This week’s featured film is “Brillo Box (3 Cents Off),” explores the ephemeral nature of art and value and the decisions that shape a family’s history. University of California, Riverside Palm Desert, 75080 Frank Sinatra Drive, Palm Desert. palm-desert.org
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new place or an old favorite. Joshua Tree National Park, 74485 National Park Drive, Twentynine Palms. nps.gov
instant fan, if you’re not already. Arthur Newman Theatre, 73750 Catalina Way, Palm Desert. lesmichaels.com
Holly Hoffmann / Mike Wofford Quartet: Come out and enjoy worldclass jazz music at the Jazz for Jazz lovers concert series. Pete Carlson’s Golf & Tennis, 73741 Highway 111, Palm Desert. petecarlsonsgolf.com
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Star Party at the Monument, 8 to 10 p.m.: The Astronomical Society of the Desert will conduct “sky tours” and direct observations of the night sky through telescopes and giant binoculars. Minors must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Santa Rosa and San Jacinto Mountains National Monument Visitor Center, 51500 Highway 74, Palm Desert. desertmountains.org
Earth Day Bird-a-thon Bus Tour, 7 a.m. to 4 p.m.: Whether you are a beginner or a serious birder, enjoy spectacular desert and mountain scenery on a guided bus tour to wellknown birding and nature hotspots. Sam’s Club Parking Lot, 34220 Monterey Avenue, Palm Desert. desertmountains.org
Monument Night Adventure, 8:15 p.m.: Take a short guided walk along the Art Smith Trail looking for the nocturnal creatures that inhabit our desert. This is a family event. Bring water and wear closedtoed shoes. This is a free event. Santa Rosa and San Jacinto Mountains National Monument Visitor Center, 51500 Highway 74, Palm Desert. desertmountains.org
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Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival – Weekend 2: This annual three-day music and arts festival features many genres of live music including rock, indie, hip hop and electronic dance music played at several stages across the Empire Polo grounds, as well as art installations and sculptures. This years headliners include The Weeknd, Beyonce and Eminem. Empire Polo Club, 81800 Avenue 51, Indio. coachella.com
Modern Men present Rocket Man, 7 p.m. and 3 p.m.: The Music of Elton John: Coachella Valley Men’s Chorus presents Rocket Man: The Music of Elton John, including special guests Harmonic Voices with Artistic Director Mark Austin. Annenberg Theater, 101 Museum Drive, Palm Springs. tickets.psmuseum.org
APRIL 21 Free Entrance Day at Joshua Tree National Park: The fee-free days provide a great opportunity to visit a
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APRIL 22 Cabaret Sunday Series, 2 p.m.: Sharon Sills performs “Songs My Mother Hated.” Don’t miss the chance to see a bright star from the desert nightlife in a concert setting with Jeff Lantz on piano. You’ll be an
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Michael Childers presents “One Night Only, 6:30 p.m.:” Childers pays tribute to the incomparable composer Richard Rodgers and his partners, Oscar Hammerstein and
Lorenz Hart, featuring some of their most popular songs from shows such as “South Pacific,” “Oklahoma,” “Carousel,” “The King and I” and “Babes In Arms.” Directed by Jason Graae with Music Direction by Chris Marlowe, the cast features the best of Broadway and Hollywood performers. McCallum Theatre, 73000 Fred Waring Drive, Palm Desert. mccallumtheatre.com
They get younger every day
It appears that politics is no longer a game for the old, the wise and the sage, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. Take Ethan Sonneborn who would be governor of Vermont one day soon, if he has his way. The 13-year-old eighth grader from Bristol, VT has put his hat in the ring for the Democratic nomination for the highest elected position in that state. There are no age restrictions for candidates in that state, but Vermont Secretary of State
Jim Condos there may be in the future. Does the kid have a chance? Conor Casey, the state’s Democratic Party Executive Director, says that having to go to school while on the campaign trail is the biggest challenge the boy faces. And then there is the fact that he’s too young to have a drivers’ license. Association of Mature American Citizens (www.amac.us) provides the Filler Files as a service on issues of concern to Americans over 50.
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Senior News Line By Matilda Charles for indoor walking spots if your area doesn’t have sidewalks. Make plans to go on a picnic or head to the icecream store after your walks. ￭ Does your local gym or YMCA offer Silver Sneakers classes? Those workouts are geared to seniors, and your Medicare Advantage plan may pay for it. Go to www.SilverSneakers.com and look up plans offered for your state. ￭ Search online for weekly farmers’ markets nearby. Chances are they’ll accept EBT/SNAP benefits, if you have those.
What Will You Do This Summer?
Step one around here, the minute the heat starts we grab the latest newsletter from the senior center and see what trips are planned. They’re always low in cost, to a great location and someone else drives the bus. Some trips include a tour guide at the other end, with lunch planned at a wonderful place with a view out the windows. If your senior center has trips like this, be sure to sign up early. Spaces will go fast. Here are some more ideas to stay busy this summer: ￭ Talk to friends and neighbors about daily walking, either early in the morning or after supper. Look
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￭ Once summer is really here, you’ll need some indoor activities. Ask around about book clubs, art classes, senior swimming, weekly matinees followed by lunch, indoor flea markets, painting scenery for the theater, a yoga class, learning bridge or canasta, a ballroom dance class ... there are so many indoor options. ￭ Go online to www.redhatsociety. com and see if there is a chapter in your area. Their goal – having fun! While wearing red and purple! Summer gear is starting to appear on store shelves. Stock up on sunscreen and hats, and grab a new water bottle while you’re there. And maybe a red hat? © 2018 King Features Synd., Inc.
Earth Day at The Living Desert Join The Living Desert Zoo and Gardens in honoring Mother Earth on Earth Day, Sunday, April 22, from 9 a.m. to noon. This year’s celebration includes reduced adult admission, giveaways, and zero waste activities. Earth Day activities are free to members and all other guests can enter The Living Desert for the “Children of Mother Earth” price of $9.95. Guests who bring an electronic device for recycling or their own reusable water bottle will receive a free carousel ride.
The first 500 people through the gate will receive a free “Year of the Giraffe” souvenir cup and a free non-alcoholic beverage in the Thorntree Grill. In addition, while supplies last, guests will receive a free milkweed plant that attracts butterflies. Guest are invited to enter a drawing for a chance to win a free bicycle. The Living Desert is located at 47900 Portola Avenue in Palm Desert. For more information, visit LivingDesert.org
Tribute Show celebrating “Marilyn Maye” on Saturday April 21 Marilyn Maye recently returned to Michael Holmes’ Purple Room for two sold out performances with a show celebrating her ninetieth birthday. Ms. Maye has been an inspiration to many - among them the very talented and popular singer Lori Donato, who will be celebrating Maye’s career with a tribute show. Lori Donato will be sharing stories and songs associated with Ms. Maye’s
illustrious career and will be joined by the Rick Hils Trio and another mutual friend of Ms. Maye’s, singer Jay Winger. “If you love Marilyn Maye, you’re going to love this show,” says Michael Holmes’ Purple Room. The Purple Room is located at 1900 East Palm Canyon Drive in Palm Springs. For more information, visit purpleroompalmsprings.com
Family Day at Sunnylands Sunday April 22 With toys and games on the Great Lawn, the public is invited to a free Family Day at Sunnylands Center & Gardens. Activities and displays of birds, flowers and desert animals. Throughout the day, guests are welcome to take self-guided tours of the Gardens or try one of five new audio
tours featuring different sections of the art garden’s 9 acres. “Family Day: In the Gardens” runs from 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., with special guided bird walks at 9:30 a.m. and 11 a.m. at Sunnylands, 37977 Bob Hope Drive in Rancho Mirage. For more information visit, sunnylands.org
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WORD SEARCH Religious Directory † BERMUDA DUNES
† LA QUINTA
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 40840 Washington Street, Bermuda Dunes, 855-474-0101, lds.org
Cornerstone Covenant Church 78150 Avenida La Fonda, La Quinta 760-771-9888, cornerstonehome.org
Congregation Beth Shalom 79733 Country Club Drive, Bermuda Dunes, 760-200-3636, congregationbethshalom.net The Garden Fellowship 79733 Country Club Dr, Bermuda Dunes, 760-360-0686, thegardenfellowship.com
† CATHEDRAL CITY Apostolic Assembly of Faith 69009 Dinah Shore Drive, Cathedral City, 760-321-2077 Glory of God Ministries 67399 East Palm Canyon Drive, Cathedral City. 760-321-5222, glorytogod.org
ANSWER TO WORD SEARCH ON PAGE 13
ACCORD
FORD
PILOT
ASTON MARTIN
HONDA
RAMBLER
AUSTIN
JEEP
ROVER
AVALON
JENSEN
SAAB
BEETLE
KIA
SCION
BMW
LAGONDA
SHELBY
CHEVROLET
LEXUS
STUDEBAKER
CORVETTE
LINCOLN
SUBARU
DAEWOO
LOTUS
TOYOTA
DESOTO
MERCEDES BENZ
VOLKSWAGEN
DUESENBERG
MINI
WRANGLER
EDSEL
PACKARD
FERRARI
PANTHER
BrainTeaser When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train? SEE ANSWER ON PAGE 15
Hosanna City Church 35688 Cathedral Canyon Drive, Cathedral City, 760-327-1451, hosannacitychurch.org Korean Presbyterian Church of Palm Springs 38088 Chuperosa Lane, Cathedral City 760-770-4268
† COACHELLA Islamic Society of Coachella 84650 Avenue 49, Coachella 760-398-7609, cvmosque.com Our Lady of Soledad Catholic Church 52525 Oasis, Coachella 760-398-5577, ourladyorsoledad.org Pentecostal Church of Phila 84542 Avenue 49, Coachella 760-398-2204
La Quinta Christian Fellowship 50800 Calle Paloma, La Quinta 760-564-9195, lqcfchurch.org Family Heritage Church 78998 Miles Avenue, La Quinta 760-345-0355, familyheritagechurch.com Shadow Rock Church 79390 Highway 111, La Quinta 760-771-0101, shadowrockchurch.com
† PALM SPRINGS Ajalon Baptist Church 433 West Tramway Road, Palm Springs 760-325-0313, ajalonbaptistchurch.org Desert Chapel 630 South Sunrise Way, Palm Springs 760-327-2772, desertchapel.org First Baptist Church 588 Rosa Parks Road, Palm Springs 760-325-2650, firstbaptistpalmsprings.org Church of St. Paul in the Desert 125 West El Alameda, Palm Springs 760-320-7488, stpaulsps.org Palm Springs Presbyterian Church 815 South Camino Real, Palm Springs 760-320-2769, pspresby.org Palm Springs Seventh-Day Adventist Church 620 South Sunrise Way, Palm Springs 760-327-5112, palmspringsadventistchurch.com
† PALM DESERT Calvary Chapel Palm Desert 73251 Hovley Lane, Palm Desert 760-568-9058, calvarychapelpalmdesert.com
† DESERT HOT SPRINGS
Hope Lutheran Church 45900 Portola Avenue, Palm Desert 760-346-1273, hopelutheran.church
United Methodist Church 66735 Pierson Blvd, Desert Hot Springs 760-329-5528, umcdhs.org
Champion Life Church 72745 CA-111, Palm Desert 760-835-3700, thechampionlife.org
First Baptist Church 66272 First St, Desert Hot Springs 760-329-5335, fcbcdeserthotsprings.org Christian Center 66511 8th St, Desert Hot Springs 760-329-5076, christiancenterdhs.org
† INDIAN WELLS Southwest Church 44175 Washington Stree, Indian Wells 760-200-2000, southwestchurch.com
† INDIO Apostolic Church of Indio 46601 Vargas Road, Indio 760-342-4199, apostolicchurchofindio.com First Baptist Church 82490 Dr. Carreon Blvd., Indio 760-342-6299, firstbaptistindio.org Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 81870 Avenue 48, Indio 760-775-3611, lds.org Coachella Valley Christian Church 50100 Jackson Street, Indio 760-347-1229, cvchristianchurch.com Las Palmas Community Church 47783 Monroe Street, Indio 760-347-0051, laspalmascc.org
The Journey Baptist Church 43400 Warner Trailer, Palm Desert 760-345-8505, journeypd.com Palm Desert-Oasis SDA Church 74200 Country Club Drive, Palm Desert 760-568-0809, adventistfaith.org Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 72960 Parkview Drive, Palm Desert 760-837-0437, lds.org
† RANCHO MIRAGE JPL Bible Church 39001 Monterey Avenue, Rancho Mirage 760-346-7474, jplbiblechurch.com Saint Garabed Armenian Apostolic Church of the Desert 38905 Monterey Avenue, Rancho Mirage 760-773-2155, aacod.org Victory Christian Center 34500 Bob Hope Drive, Rancho Mirage 760-328-3313, victorychristian.org
† THOUSAND PALMS Hope Community SDA Church 31145 Plantation Drive, Thousand Palms 760-408-5998, hccsda.org Faith Community Church 31130 Plantation Dr, Thousand Palms 760-902-9287, faithcommunitychurch.us
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Recipe of the Week
Kitchen Diva By Angela Shelf Medearis
CRAZY FOR CALZONES
America has had a love affair with Italian food, especially calzones, for decades. The word calzone translates as “pant leg” or “trouser.” The original calzoni (plural of calzone) that were created in 18th-century Naples, Italy, were probably much smaller than ones served today in American restaurants. The Italian calzone’s halfmoon shape indicates that they were probably made with a single, small round pizza crust that was filled with toppings, folded over, sealed and then baked. Italian calzones often were sold by street vendors and designed to be a portable, walk-around pizza that could be eaten without utensils. Traditional ingredients include salted bread dough, ricotta, mozzarella, Parmesan or pecorino cheeses, and ham or salami; however, variations appear from region to region in Italy. When baked correctly, the calzone’s outer crust is golden-brown and crispy, while the inside filling melts into a flavorful blend of ricotta and mozzarella cheeses combined with an assortment of Italian meats and vegetables. After baking, calzones usually are sprinkled with a blend of garlic, olive oil and parsley, and served with a side of marinara sauce for dipping. Calzones sometimes are confused with other Italian creations like panzzarotti, or stromboli. A panzzarotti resembles a small calzone and is stuffed with a combination of tomatoes and mozzarella, then fried. The stromboli is an American invention that was created in the 1950s. It usually is filled with a blend of Italian cheeses, Italian meats and a tomato-based marinara sauce that are layered on a sheet of pizza dough, which is then rolled up into a rectangle. The stromboli is either finished in the oven or deep-fried.
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Modern calzones grew in popularity after a reference in the TV series “Seinfeld” in 1996, and more recently, in the hit series “Parks and Recreation” in 2014. It’s no surprise that television has had a large part in spreading the crazy demand for calzones. It’s the perfect crispy, cheesy, handheld snack to enjoy while watching your favorite show!
MEDITERRANEAN CALZONES I love this Mediterranean-flavored, vegetarian version of the traditional Italian calzone. You can buy refrigerated pizza dough at a grocery store (like Safeway or Trader Joe’s) or purchase it from your favorite pizza delivery store. ￭ 1/2 cup yellow cornmeal ￭ 2 (16-ounce) plain or wholewheat refrigerated pizza dough balls ￭ 2 cups ricotta cheese (whole milk or low-fat works) ￭ 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese ￭ 1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese ￭ 1/2 cup roughly chopped canned artichoke hearts in water, drained ￭ 1/2 cup chopped, fire-roasted red peppers ￭ 1/3 cup halved Kalamata olives ￭ 1/4 cup olive oil ￭ 1/2 cup marinara pizza sauce (plus 3/4 cup more for serving) ￭ 2 cloves garlic, finely minced ￭ 1/4 cup chopped parsley
or pastry mat. Sprinkle the top of the dough portions with 1 or 2 teaspoons of additional flour to prevent sticking. 4. Use your fingers to first stretch the dough, and then roll it with a floured rolling pin into an 8-inch circle. If the dough shrinks back after rolling, let it rest for 5 minutes and try again. 5. Sprinkle one portion of the artichoke pieces, roasted red peppers and olive filling on the bottom half of the dough circle, leaving about a 1-inch border between the filling and the edge.
1. Heat oven to 450 F. Lightly oil two large, rimmed baking sheets. Sprinkle each pan with the cornmeal. Set aside.
6. Place 1/3 cup of the cheese filling on the veggies. Drizzle 1 1/2 tablespoons of the pizza sauce on top of the cheese.
2. Cut each ball of pizza dough into equal thirds and set aside.
7. Dip your fingers in a bowl of water and wet the edges of the bottom half of the calzone. Fold the top half over the fillings to form a halfmoon shape. Press the edges firmly together to seal the calzone and then roll the edges to form a better seal, or press the tines of a fork into the edges to seal the calzone.
3. In a medium bowl, mix together the ricotta, mozzarella and feta cheese. In a separate bowl, combine the vegetables and divide into 6 portions. Place a ball of the dough onto a lightly floured board
8. Carefully transfer the calzone to a baking sheet and repeat steps to assemble the remaining calzones. Place three calzones on each baking sheet. Use a sharp knife to slice a 2-inch slit into the tops of each one. This allows the steam to escape and helps prevent the filling from seeping out. 9. Bake about 10-12 minutes until the calzones are golden brown. Allow the calzones to cool for about 5 minutes before serving. Sprinkle with some of the olive oil, garlic and parsley, and serve with additional pizza sauce for dipping. Makes 6 servings. Angela Shelf Medearis is an awardwinning children’s author, culinary historian and the author of seven cookbooks. Her new cookbook is “The Kitchen Diva’s Diabetic Cookbook.” Her website is www.divapro.com. To see how-to videos, recipes and much, much more, Like Angela Shelf Medearis, The Kitchen Diva! on Facebook. Recipes may not be reprinted without permission from Angela Shelf Medearis. © 2018 King Features Synd., Inc., and Angela Shelf Medearis
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Now Here’s a Tip By JoAnn Derson
￭ Check your dishwasher for food particles, and run a cycle every week with a cup of white vinegar in the bottom. It will clear your lines of yucky mildew buildup and leave it smelling fresh. ￭ “If you get a small cut, try sprinkling it with black pepper (fine ground). It stops the bleeding right away and doesn’t hurt or sting at all. I did this when I accidentally nicked myself in the kitchen. It worked! I rinsed it off after a minute of two, and it still didn’t bleed.” – J.J. in Florida ￭ To get your white sneakers clean again, mix a paste of peroxide and baking soda, wet the canvas and rub the paste in with a toothbrush. Rinse and repeat scrubbing as needed. Allow to dry before wearing. ￭ Save plastic cups from fast-food or convenience-store visits, because they make good containers when you are painting. Pour some paint in the cup to use when you are cutting in
the edges. Many paint ladders have a spot that accommodates a cup, so it’s more secure. ￭ Have a little empty spray bottle from a travel-size body spray? They are perfect for small cleaning solutions. Add rubbing alcohol to use in cleaning off your glasses or cellphone touch surface. Add window cleaner and store with a half roll of paper towels in your vehicle for quick windshield cleanups. ￭ “Cheap moving supplies: paper plates. You can put them between your real plates and pans to prevent scratching, or use them as walls to separate items in a box. Store small hardware by folding the plate over and sealing the edges together (don’t forget to label it!). And then you can use it for pizza when you move in.” – R.D. in Missouri Send your tips to Now Here’s a Tip, 628 Virginia Drive, Orlando, FL 32803. © 2018 King Features Synd., Inc.
A first date from hell Brandon Vezmar of Austin, TX was so annoyed that his blind date could not stop texting away on her cell phone when he took her to the movies he sued her for the $17.31 he paid for her ticket, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens.
“It was kind of a first date from hell,” Vezmar told the Austin American-Statesman. Association of Mature American Citizens (www.amac.us) provides the Filler Files as a service on issues of concern to Americans over 50.
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Trivia Test By Fifi Rodriguez 1. INVENTIONS: Who invented the first successful electric razor? 2. U.S. STATES: What is Ohio's official gemstone? 3. GEOGRAPHY: Where is the Griffith Observatory located? 4. ORGANIZATIONS: What volunteer organization celebrated its 50th anniversary in 2011? 5. MEASUREMENTS: How many gills are in a pint? 6. U.S. PRESIDENTS: Which president was the heaviest? 7. LITERATURE: Who popularized the term "The Jazz Age" in a book title? 8. MUSIC: Who had a 1961 hit with the song "Hit the Road Jack"? 9. GEOLOGY: The terms "carrara" and "calacatta" refer to what type of stone? 10. PROVERBS: What is the end of the proverb that begins, "What's good for the goose ... "? © 2018 King Features Synd., Inc. ANSWER TO TRIVIA ON PAGE 13
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Social Security Matters
“Ask Rusty” - Allocating small business income to husband & wife Dear Rusty: My wife and I own a small company, so we can allocate our pay as we wish. She had not paid into Social Security in her career so 6 years ago her pay was increased so she paid more into SS, and me less. My yearly Social Security statement showed I went from about $3200 in estimated benefits per month to about $2800. We plan to work about another 5 years, so how should we allocate our pay? And can you recommend a resource for us to get more in depth understanding of how Social Security works? Signed: Small Business Owner Dear Business Owner: The reason your benefit estimate went down is that when estimates are done before you’ve reached your full retirement age (FRA), they assume that you will continue earning at your most recent level until you reach your FRA. So, when you reduced your annual earnings it also reduced your estimated Social Security benefits. By raising your wife’s earnings, she has now been accumulating “quarter credits”; 6 years of work equals 24 quarter credits for your wife, but she needs 40 to claim benefits on her own work record. The question you should ask yourself is this: Will any benefit your wife gets from her own work record be greater than ½ of your benefit at full retirement age? (FRA is 66 + 2 months for you and 66 + 4 months for your wife.) Your wife’s benefit after she accumulates the 40 credits will presumably be small in comparison to yours. And even if she gets a small benefit on her own record, as your spouse
at her full retirement age she’ll be entitled to ½ of the benefit you were entitled to at your full retirement age (you must be already collecting). Let’s use an example: • If you continue to allocate earnings to your wife for another 4 years she will be eligible for a small “retirement” benefit based upon her own minimum earnings record. • When you start collecting your own benefit your wife’s spousal benefit amount will be ½ of yours if she takes it at her FRA (reduced if she takes it sooner). • Your wife’s total benefit (her own and her spousal benefit) will at maximum be 1/2 of yours; so even if she has a small benefit on her own she’ll STILL get only up to her spousal benefit amount which will (presumably) be considerably higher than her own. • If you allocate more/most of your business earnings as payroll to yourself, you will be increasing your own benefit, but you will also be increasing your wife’s spousal benefit because she will get ½ of whatever your FRA benefit is, regardless of what her own benefit is (unless her own benefit would be more than ½ of yours). Keep in mind that only your earnings up to Social Security’s “payroll tax cap” count. That is $128,400 for this year (changes annually), so you really don’t need to allocate any more than that
to yourself to improve your own benefit. If your business earnings are more than that you can allocate any excess to your wife, so she can earn more quarter credits because any excess won’t be otherwise used to improve your SS benefit. But unless her estimated benefit exceeds half of yours she will still only get ½ of yours. While I can’t make the decision for you, I hope this gives you enough information to make the right choice on how to allocate your company’s earnings as payroll. You asked for a resource to get a more in-depth understanding of Social Security, and I recommend that you try our AMAC Foundation Social Security Web site for all of the latest information about the complex topic of Social Security. You might want to peruse the Q&A section, which contains numerous articles I have written about Social Security matters, including much more depth on Spousal Benefits. The information presented in this article is intended for general information purposes only. The opinions and interpretations expressed are the viewpoints of the AMAC Foundation’s Social Security Advisory staff, trained and accredited under the National Social Security Advisors program of the National Social Security Association, LLC (NSSA). Furthermore, the AMAC Foundation and its staff do not provide legal or accounting services. The Foundation welcomes questions from readers regarding Social Security issues. To submit a request, contact the Foundation at ssadvisor@amacfoundation.org, or visit the Foundation’s website at www.amacfoundation.org
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Strange But True
Pet of the Week “Pet Rescue”
By Samantha Weaver • It was Hungarian psychiatrist Thomas Stephen Szasz who made the following sage observation: “If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.” • That iconic symbol of the Old West, the Pony Express, was based on the mail system used throughout the Mongol Empire in the 13th century. However, the Mongol riders often covered 125 miles in a single day, which was faster than the best record held by a Pony Express rider. • Someone with way too much spare time discovered that a quarter has 119 grooves on its edge. • What’s in a name? A great deal, it turns out, if you’re talking about housing prices. Those who study such things say that a house on a “boulevard” is valued at over onethird more than the same house that has “street” in its address. • Confectioner Milton Hershey suf-
fered through founding two candy companies that ended in failure, then succeeded on his third attempt, and finally sold that company and used the proceeds to found the Hershey Company. After all his hard work, though, he seemed to be less interested in enjoying the fruits of his labors than in helping others. In 1909 he established the Hershey Industrial School for Orphaned Boys, and 10 years later he donated control of the company to a trust for the school. Today the institution is called the Milton Hershey School, and it continues to have a controlling interest in the candy company. • Southern California has more cars than India has cows. If cows are sacred in India, what does that say about how Californians feel about their automobiles? Thought for the Day: “Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.” – Gene Fowler © 2018 King Features Synd., Inc.
Crime does not pay Growing old may have unforeseen perks for going on the lam, says the Association of Mature American Citizens. For several weeks, authorities in Hyannis, MA staked out the home of Shaun Miller who was wanted for drug possession and distribution. Their perseverance paid off when an alert officer
became suspicious of an elderly gentleman coming out of the front door. There was something about his eyes, said the cop who then proceeded to pull off the man’s mask, part of a clever and very realistic disguise that turned the 31-year-old into a very convincing senior citizen.
like nothing better than to find my forever home. All I need is your love and care. I’d do my very best to be a great companion for you! If you would like to come visit me, I would just would love it! I’m all ready to go and up-to-date with everything needed! I’m neutered, microchipped, and vaccinated. Can’t wait to meet you! –Xoxo Your Dapper- Dan Dewey
Dewey: Chihuahua, Senior, Male Hi, I’m Dewey and ‘do we’ want a really nice dog to add to the loving atmosphere of your home? If the answer is ‘yes,’ then I’m the guy for you. I’m about 7/8 years old and I have interesting coloring. I’m very sweet and a good boy. I get along well with other dogs and people. I’d
• Adoptable • Medium • Up-to-date with routine shots
www.coachellapetrescuecenter.org 83-496 Avenue 51, Coachella
She didn’t get a driver’s license, but she got a ticket Practice and more practice; that’s what a 46-year-old woman is going to need before she gets her Connecticut driver’s license, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. She took her road test recently near the Waterbury offices of the Department of Motor Vehicles and crashed into the building when she stepped
on the gas instead of the break of her car. While she apparently did not get her license, she did get her first ticket for a moving violation, courtesy of the Connecticut State Police. Association of Mature American Citizens (www.amac.us) provides the Filler Files as a service on issues of concern to Americans over 50.
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SALOME’S STARS WEEK OF APRIL 16, 2018 BORN THIS WEEK: Your understanding of human nature helps you make wise decisions that are appreciated by all. You would make a fine judge.
ARIES (MARCH 21 TO APRIL 19) A little woolgathering is OK. But don't let that dreamy state linger beyond midweek, when you'll want to be ready to take on new workplace responsibilities. TAURUS (APRIL 20 TO MAY 20) Love rules the week for single Bovines seeking romance. Attached pairs also find new joy in their relationships. Friday should bring news about a business opportunity. GEMINI (MAY 21 TO JUNE 20) Home becomes the center of a new social whirl, as you show your talent for hosting great parties. You can expect to impress a lot of people who've never seen this side of you. CANCER (JUNE 21 TO JULY 22) The Moon Child might have to raise those powers of persuasion a notch to get a still-wary colleague to agree to go along. Finding more facts to back up your position helps. LEO (JULY 23 TO AUGUST 22) Hold off trying to fix the blame for an apparent mishandling of a work situation. A full investigation could reveal surprising facts on how and why it really happened. VIRGO (AUGUST 23 TO SEPTEMBER 22) Your ability to find details others might overlook gives you an advantage in assessing a possibly too-good-to-be-true offer. A trusted colleague has advice. LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23 TO OCTOBER 22) Expect to be called on once again to act as peacemaker in a long-simmering dispute that suddenly flares up. Offer advice, but be careful to stay out of the fray. SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23 TO NOVEMBER 21) Your organizational skills help you line up your priorities so that you get things done without added pressure. The weekend could hold a special surprise. SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22 TO DECEMBER 21) New ventures are favored. But don't launch yours before rechecking all facts and sources. Also, be sure you can rely on support from certain people. CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22 TO JANUARY 19) Don't be pushed into renegotiating an agreement, even though it might help avoid a potential impasse. Get legal advice before you sign or agree to anything. AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20 TO FEBRUARY 18) Helping others is what Aquarians do so well. But this time, someone wants to help you. Expect to hear some news that will both surprise and delight you. PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 TO MARCH 20) Things go so swimmingly that you're tempted to take on more tasks. Best advice: Finish what you have now, then enjoy a well-earned relaxing weekend. Š 2018 King Features Syndicate, Inc.
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Soap Updates By Dana Block The Bold And The Beautiful Katie was affected when Thorne told her that Bill and Wyatt were a "package deal." Bill offered Wyatt the keys to the kingdom, but with one major stipulation. Brooke was worried when Ridge refused to let go of his rage toward Bill. Steffy told her father about Hope's true feelings for Liam. Hope and Liam worked together on her new "Hope for the Future" campaign. Det. Sanchez suggested re-creating the scene of the crime to jog Bill's memory. Steffy was shocked by Liam's attitude when she ran into him at Forrester Creations. Brooke warned Ridge that if he continued expressing his hatred for Bill, he may wind up back in jail. Wait to See: Hope finds a confidant in Maya. Days Of Our Lives Marlena was appalled when she learned that Stefan and Gabby were romantically involved. Hope returned home from Hong Kong. Brady made a bold bet with Eve. Lucas tried to dissuade Chloe from considering Miguel's offer. Stefan and Gabby went to extremes to make sure Marlena didn't reveal their secret. John started to worry when Marlena missed their dinner plans. Lucas confronted the person he thought was behind Chloe's offer. Adrienne had a surprising suggestion for Will's first "Spectator" article. Vivian urged Leo not to give up on the plan to take down Sonny. Rafe vowed to fight for his marriage to Hope. Tripp made an unexpected choice between Ciara and Claire. Wait to See: John searches for Marlena as she tries to convince Stefan to release her. General Hospital Liz was frantic. Carly was forced to come clean. Joss remained hopeful. Nelle forged a new friendship. Drew took matters into his own hands. Sonny pushed for a professional opinion. Finn was interrupted. Anna tried to deflect. Valentin prepared a romantic eve-
Katherine Kelly Lang stars as "Brooke" on "The Bold and The Beautiful." Photo by Gilles Toucas.
ning for Nina. Peter had plans of his own. Maxie pleaded her case. Franco needed time. Nina looked to Curtis for answers. Sonny worried that his past would come back to haunt him. Nina met with Curtis. Griffin remained clueless. Nelle got the support she needed. Mike's condition took a turn for the worse. Jason balked at Anna's idea. Wait to See: Maxie ambushes Nina. The Young And The Restless Nick told Nikki that he spotted a mysterious woman leaving Victor's hospital room. Hilary was annoyed when Devon arrived with Simone to the dedication ceremony. Jill and Nikki fought for the spotlight as they each wanted to discuss how close they were to Katherine. Kyle agreed to play along with Hilary to make Devon jealous. Devon got interrupted when he tried to explain to Simone about his contract with Hilary. Nick didn't like the idea of Sharon dating someone else. Later, Billy pressed Sharon for her thoughts on Phyllis and Nick's renewed connection. Phyllis warned Nick that Sharon might be using him to try to get custody of Christian. Abby told Kyle that she still didn't trust him. Wait to See: Neil returns home. (c) 2018 King Features Synd., Inc.
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