tudent Life Academics

Academics

We leave Mrs. Groves 33 less headaches . . . We leave Kris Johnson free room and board

. . . We leave Mrs. Durant all the pencils missing from the box on her desk.

We leave Mr. Moses . . . chicken-pox!

We leave Mrs. Carlson an order of frogs' legs

We leave Mr. Trocchio "well, he's late, so we'll leave without him"

We leave Mrs. Knutson Mr. White's black neglige We leave Mrs. Dings knowing a secret

We leave Mr. Barrow the Father-of-the-Year award

We leave Mrs. Brown the Boston Marathon

. . . We leave Miss Gouch a get-out-of-jail-free card . . . We leave Senora Bayon-Julio! We leave Mr. Asch a late computer assignment

We leave Mrs. Powers . . . ten minutes of peace.

We leave Mrs. Casey . . . valium for students.

We leave Mr. Myers . . . a completed synopsis sheet.

We leave Mr. A. . . . at the drawing board.

We leave Mrs. Trostel . . . a new art building.

We leave Mrs. Tsang . . . tissues for the buffalo poem.

We leave Mr. Fixx . . . lawn green socks and sweater.

His Dickinson, Dante, and omnipresent puns Interrupted by certain student's Monty Python anecdotes And spontaneous vocal acrobatics His demeanor one of quiet psychoanalytic penetration Mr. White is an unusual combination Of Clint Eastwood and Sigmund Freud "Projectism!" — His favorite psychological weapon — or defense mechanism? Although a few claim he is too susceptible to dogma, In Mr. White's classes Untold wisdom is imparted Upon those able to read Between the lines For how else could his students possibly know The one word you can't say in prison?