Azeroth Times [Issue: 018]

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Azeroth Times

Issue: 018

New Moon 9/2

First Quarter 9/11

PLAGUES OF THE SCARABS

Hatherford, a peaceful town normal of the city Borulas has been thrown into chaos. Reports of a unexpected infestation of sand scarabs has swept over the area These unwelcome guests, are native to the deserts of Kalidmor such was Uldum and Tanaris, have been wreaking havoc on the Kul Tiran agriculture and property damage to the small town's residents

It appears that this infestation is linked to suspected illegal animal trafficking, it is believed that these scarabs were smuggled into Kul Tiras by ship. How did they end up in the wild, we aren't clear but speculation would demise that a crate holding them must have broken or hand a crack and they escaped One this is for certain, these desert creatures are far far away from their natural habitat, leaving citizens and environmental agencies alarmed and baffled

In response to this crisis, Azeroth Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animal also known as ASPCA has dispatched a team of experts to Hatherfrod to caputer and transport back the Scarabs before any further harm can be done. The ASPCA, known for their

Last Quarter 9/24

work in preserving and caring of animals, is working around the clock to contain the infestation and being a advocate to the animal rights with local authorities

As the ASPCA continues their effects, locla townfolk remain resilient in protecting their homes and property from the infestation. Authorities have launches a full scale investigation into the traffiking ring, and are withholding information at this present time It is suspected there might be a black market in the island of Kul Tiras.

If any of you readers, have any information regarding animal trafficking we ask that you reach out to the Hatherford Guard.

GUEST REPORTER: Trent Crimble

10TH TOURNMENT OF AGES MARMOT BALL CUP: STROMGARDE

LEGIONNAIRES TRIUMPH IN A COMMANDING PERFORMANCE

REPORTER: Gwendolyn Lynwood

In a stunning display of athleticism and strategy, the Stromgarde Legionnaires emerged victorious in the 10th Tournament of Ages Marmot Ball Cup, defeating the Westridge Chevrons with an impressive score of ten to three The match was a thrilling showcase of skill and determination, with each team vying for the prestigious title of champion

Led by the formidable Grand Duke Mathlian Lionblood, the Stromgarde Legionnaires proved to be a force to be reckoned with The team also featured Sir Beothon Spyre and Lady Araelya Evaren, whose combined efforts dominated the game from start to finish

Lady Araelya Evaren was the standout performer, demonstrating remarkable precision and agility Her flawless kicks earned the Legionnaires eight points, starting with a powerful fourpointer, followed by a threepointer, and finally a onepointer Her performance set the tone for the match and kept the pressure on their opponents.

Sir Beothon Spyre played a crucial defensive role, securing two points through expertly executed sacks, disrupting the Chevrons' momentum and proving instrumental in maintaining the Legionnaires’ lead His defensive prowess kept the opposing kicker at bay, allowing his team to maintain control of the game

The Westridge Chevrons, spearheaded by Duke Maxen Montclair and featuring players Bishop Kristiana Greycliff, Duke Nathul Furlbrow, and Almerim Rivers, managed to score a goal a three-pointer thanks to the skillful efforts of Bishop Kristiana Greycliff However, despite their best efforts, they struggled to regain their footing throughout the match and were unable to close the gap against the Legionnaires' formidable lead.

As the game entered its decisive fourth round, Lady Araelya Evaren stepped up once more With unwavering focus and determination, she delivered the final kick that sealed the victory for the Stromgarde Legionnaires, leaving the crowd in awe of her skill and poise under pressure

The 10th Tournament of Ages Marmot Ball Cup will be remembered as a testament to the power of teamwork and individual brilliance. The Stromgarde Legionnaires have solidified their place in Marmot Ball history, inspiring fans and setting a high bar for future competitors

FOOTBOMB FUNDRAISING TURNS INTO COMPETITION

REPORTER: Gwendolyn Lynwood

With summer at its close, Booty Bay's beloved Footbomb team, the Boomsday Blitzer, kicked off their fundraising efforts with a good ole Mount Washing Fundraiser The Boomsday Blitzers, well known for their explosive gamplay and sparkling personalities invited the locals to bring their trusty mounts to the docks on Saturday the 24th of August for a scrubdown

The goblin team armed with buckets, sponges, and soap spent the whole day washing everything from raptors, gryphons, and hogs, all in the efforted to raise effort gold to purchase new uniforms for the season Mount washing turned into its own sport as fans and supporters cheered from the sidelines as team members dared to scrub patches of dirt off stubborn kodos

However, it seemed on the other side of the globe in Gadgetzan, the Nitro Nobles rivals of the Boomsday Blizters held their own fundraising event, a Bake Sale Which drew in a large crowd with their mouthwatering sweets and savory treats The aroma of freshly baked goods filled their desert air from cherry bomb-bons to their dynamite chocolate cakes The crowd loved the creative names to these delectable treats.

Its seems both teams have a competitive spirit between them, whether it be on the field or not The friendly rivalry adds to the excitement for the matches to come. Fans from both sides seemed to make it a competition to see which team's fundraiser would bring in more gold However, both teams agreed to give the winning rights to the fans that came out in support of them

With the fall Footbomb just around the corner, both teams made enough to gear up for what seems to be an explosive season Whether you’re a fan of the Boomsday Blitzers or the Nitro Nobles, one thing is certain, no one should be missing the matches to come

Bomb Babe of the Month

BIG BOMBS Bomb Babe of the month for September is Hadlee Bellegarde, Big Bomb's own receptionist and aspiring model! This Nightborne bombshell is going to enjoy the last of the seasons warm weather while honoring Azeroth's fallen heroes during the Harvest Festival Hadlee thinks this is the perfect reminder that not all of our fallen heroes have lost physical battles, and everyone should take the time to check in with their loved ones "

Brynz Beauty Tip - "As tha summer season starts ta slip away from us you don't gotta let those beach styles go Braid ya hair at night for overnight ta save ya self time in the mornin Will give tha perfect beachy wave look to ya do!"

CARING FOR YOUR FAMILIAR

REPORTER: Mavvi Solarvale

A familiar is more than just a pet. It is a spiritual companion, and an extension of the magician’s own magical essence Familiars are sometimes animals, like cats, but they are also often elemental or demonic creatures that play a crucial role in a magical practice such as aiding in spells, offering protection, or serving as a bridge between the physical and spiritual realms Taking proper care of a familiar is not only essential for their well-being but also strengthens the bond between the enchanter and familiar by enhancing the magical connection

Before delving into care practices, it’s important to understand what a familiar represents. A familiar is a

magical ally that assists in various aspects of spellcraft They are attuned to their practitioner's energy and can help in divination, spellwork, and providing protection Learn how to connect with your familiar and nurture this unique relationship. This understanding allows a warlock to provide care that honors both the physical and spiritual needs of their familiar

While familiars are mystical beings, they still have physical forms that require proper physical care The basics of care will depend on the type of animal your familiar embodies First, ensure your familiar has a balanced diet appropriate for its species. For example, a toad might need a diet of insects, and a cabal familiar might need to drain energy from specially prepared magical biscuits Feeding your familiar with intention - infusing their food with positive energy or offering it as part of a ritualcan deepen your connection

Second, familiars need exercise and mental stimulation to thrive. Engage with your familiar in activities that they enjoy, whether it’s playing fetch ball, exploring new lands, or simply spending quiet time together in your cottage Engagement strengthens your connection.

The spiritual bond between a mage and their familiar is at the heart of the relationship Caring for the familiar’s spirit is just as important as caring for them physically. First, incorporate your familiar into your daily rituals Whether it’s lighting a candle, drawing a Darkmoon tarot card, or meditating, invite your familiar to join you Even simply acknowledging their presence during your practice can be powerful The next method of connection is communication Familiars are believed to understand the thoughts and feelings of their witch. Take time each day to communicate with your familiar Be mindful that if you use arcane or shadow magics to communicate directly with your familiar’s mind, listen to the subtle signs your familiar may give in return.

Many warlocks believe that familiars can amplify the power of spells When performing spellwork, consider how your familiar might assist They might physically be present in the circle, or you might channel their energy into the spell Always show gratitude for their involvement Just as you cleanse and protect your own aura, it’s important to cleanse your familiar’s energy regularly too. Use gentle methods, such as smoke from a cleansing herb like bitterblossom, or place a protective charm on your familiar’s collar This helps to protect both of you from negative energies.

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A familiar, while deeply connected to its enchanter, is also an independent being with its own will. It’s essential to respect your familiar’s autonomy. Forcing them into spellwork when they are disinterested can weaken your bond It can also lead to unpredictable results in the intended spellcraft Respecting their natural behaviors and instincts is also key For instance, a feline familiar may be nocturnal and prefer solitude at times; solar familiars might crave more space and room to fly around during spellcasting.

Finally, honor your familiar through offerings, rituals, and celebrations This could be as simple as creating an altar space for them with items that resonate with their energy or holding a special ritual to show your appreciation Honoring your familiar reinforces mutual respect You can also celebrate milestones in your familiar’s life, such as the anniversary of when they became your familiar.

culture and history of Pandaria rest More than mere symbols, they actively influence the lives of Pandaria's inhabitants and also inspire the devotion of monks across Azeroth and beyond

overcome despair Worshippers of Chi-Ji believe in the power of healing and the strength found in unity. Visiting the Temple of the Red Crane gives many opportunities to test one's combat medic skills Devotees of the Red Crane will gain skills in speed, accuracy, and taking care of multiple patients at once

Niuzao, the Black Ox, symbolizes fortitude and resilience Niuzao teaches that strength lies not just in the body but also in the spirit He is revered by warriors and those who face great trials. Many monks will remember their initiate days; hours spent collecting the ingredients, building the fire, and making a fortifying brew Healing can be a daunting task, and it is here that studying amongst the wise elders at the Niuzao Temple will be advantageous Strength of spirit is essential for those who heal with it

Caring for a familiar is a deeply rewarding aspect of a magical practice By attending to both their physical and spiritual needs, you nurture a bond that not only enhances your magical abilities but also brings profound companionship and support With thoughtful care and attention, your familiar will thrive, and together, you will create powerful magic.

CELESTIAL HEALING BOONS

COLUMNIST: Kalimeris Embersong

In our world where ancient magic and fierce battles shape the destiny of nations, the August Celestials stand as the enigmatic protectors of Pandaria These celestial beings - Chi-Ji, Niuzao, Xuen, and Yu'lon - are the spiritual pillars upon which the

Healing monks as well as other practitioners of chi, or spirit energy, spellcraft will often choose one Celestial being and study their ways almost exclusively However, they are complementary and can be invoked in unique combinations as the medic sees fit Temples dedicated to each Celestial are scattered across Pandaria. These temples are not just spiritual havens but also fortresses where the Celestials' followers train to defend Pandaria from external threats Devotees travel to these four centers of worship and learning to gain their blessings before battles, invoke their wisdom in times of uncertainty, and train from their venerated masters Let's explore what each of the four August Celestials embodies and how each aligns with healing goals:

Representing hope and compassion, Chi-Ji guides those who seek to

The embodiment of strength and courage, Xuen, the White Tiger, inspires martial prowess and the pursuit of justice Xuen is also the celestial who protects home and family Followers of Xuen train tirelessly to hone their skills, believing that true strength comes from within because as Master Lao at the Temple of the White Tiger says, “The only opponent is yourself ” Healers that learn the ways of Xuen practice powerful chi spells that are also efficient to use.

At the heart of the Jade Serpent are the ideals of wisdom and foresight Yu'lon offers guidance to those seeking knowledge Her followers strive to nurture balance and understanding, believing that wisdom is the key to a harmonious life Temple of the Jade Serpent Priestess Summerpetal explains it this way, “There is but one certaintyevery end marks a new beginning.” Like a snake shedding its skin,

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growth involves change and renewal Healers have long clung to the lessons of Yu’lon From delicate healing mists to scrolls written with incantations that can heal many poisons and diseases, the Jade Serpent grants powerful spells to those that follow her ways

Students that take a pilgrimage to visit the Celestial temples will explore the deeper mysteries of these ancient beings, uncovering forgotten histories and hidden powers Each temple has tasks for the initiate: for example, balancing on striped melons, sparring with other initiates in heated duels, completing arduous tasks requiring patience and strength, and caring for others with humility

As guardians of Pandaria, the August Celestials stand as a testament to the resilience and spiritual depth of their people Spending time at each of their temples and learning the philosophies and world views that each have to offer is the real boon that healers from all of Azeroth stand to gain.

SALMON WITH YOGURT DILL SAUCE

COLUMNIST: Mr Fiske

Just last month was my beautiful wife GiGi’s birthday This is what she requested for dinner and I wanted to share the recipe I used to make the salmon

Ready in 25 minutes

4 people

Preparation

1 To make the sauce, combine all ingredients in a small mixing bowl Taste, adjusting for seasoning as desired Set aside or cover and refrigerate

2. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper

3 Pat the salmon filets dry and season with salt and pepper all over.

4 Line up 3-4 lemon slices per piece of salmon on the parchment paper Top each set of lemon slices with a sprig of dill and then a salmon filet. Place skin side up.

5 Bake for 12-15 minutes, depending on the thickness of your salmon and how well-done you like it cooked

6. Discard the lemon slices and dill and serve the salmon immediately with a scoop of yogurt dill sauce on top

SALMON WITH YOGURT DILL SAUCE

2 lemons sliced 4 fresh dill sprigs

½ lemon juiced

1 garlic clove

1 cup yogurt

2 tablespoon finely chopped dill

½ tsp dijon mustard

¼ teaspoon salt

⅛ teaspoon pepper

REPORTER: Gwendolyn Lynwood

I made the decision to try some of the regional food in honor of the events taking place in Northrend I met a Tuskarr during my time in Northrend, and he shared a customary food with me very generously He was more than delighted to oblige when I asked to share this recipe with others.

Frosty Fish Stew is a local Northrend favorite This stew, which is made with fresh fish that has been plucked from the frigid seas and mixed with wild Frostshroom mushrooms and root

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vegetables, is a mainstay Warming and filling, simmered in Snowy Water and seasoned with sea salt and pepper from the area This substantial dinner represents the tenacity and spirit of those who live in the harsh, icy regions of Northrend and not only provides nourishment but also fosters a reassuring sense of community

Ready in 1 hour and 15 minutes

Serves 4 people

Ingredients

2 large Frostbitten Fish (or any cold-water fish like cod or trout)

1 cup of Frostbitten Root Vegetables (such as potatoes, turnips, parsnips, or carrots)

1 medium Snow Onion (or regular onion, if not available)

2 cloves of Icy Garlic (or regular garlic)

1 cup of Snowy Water (or fish stock)

1/2 cup of Frostshroom Mushrooms (or any wild mushrooms)

1/2 tablespoon of Tuskarr Sea Salt (or regular sea salt)

1/2 teaspoon of Crushed Frost Pepper (or black pepper)

Preparation

1. Clean and gut the fish, then cut them into chunks. If using whole fish, remove the bones and set aside

2 Peel and chop the root vegetables into bite-sized pieces Dice the Snow Onion and crush the Icy Garlic.

3 In a large pot, heat some fat (or oil) and sauté the Snow Onion and Icy Garlic until fragrant and translucent

4. Add the chopped root vegetables to the pot and cook for a few minutes, stirring occasionally

5 Pour in the Snowy Water or fish stock, and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for about 15 minutes, until the vegetables are tender

6 Add the fish chunks and Frostshroom Mushrooms to the pot Cook for an additional 10-15 minutes, until the fish is cooked through and flakes easily

7 Season with Tuskarr Sea Salt, Crushed Frost Pepper, and Dried Seaweed (if using). Adjust seasoning to taste

8 Garnish with fresh herbs if available Serve hot, ideally with a side of crusty bread or crackers

FINANCE

MARKET OVERLOOK

As the ASE enters the final quarter of the year, the market is poised for potential volatility driven by geopolitical tensions and regulatory changes. However, strong fundamentals and continued innovation in key sectors are likely to sustain growth in the long term Investors are advised to stay agile, monitor market conditions closely, and consider diversification to navigate potential risks

CLASSIFIEDS

ANNOUNCEMENTS

SHE SAID YES!

Viscount Paulus Tandarian and Mavalynn Puresong have officially announced their engagement, putting an end to months of speculation about their relationship The announcement was made during a garden party in Breckin, where the couple's close partnership, both personal and professional, was celebrated by distinguished guests

Tandarian and Puresong first met over a year ago when her company, Firesong Shipping, secured a contract with Tandarian Consolidated. Since then, their business collaboration has grown into a personal bond, marked by several successful ventures, including the Breckin Commons development and renovations of the Caersaren docks

The engagement is expected to be the talk of Gilneas as preparations for their wedding begin, symbolizing the union of two influential figures in the region.

EVENTS

Lady GiGi Fiske of Glam Gatherings will be hosting a Charity Ball benefiting the Azeroth's Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animals

This gathering is not only a celebration but also an awareness campaign, highlighting the vital importance of animal protection and conservation in our environment The funds raised during these events directly support sanctuaries and wildlife habitats, making a tangible impact on animal welfare

If you wish to participate and volunteer your service Lady Fiske is currently holding application for vendors and speakers for this event

When: Saturday, October 12th at 7PM (RT-MG)

Where: Terrace of the Moon, Bel'ameth, Amirdrassil

While a Real Gold Exchange is not mandatory, a Real Life Fundraiser for the ASPCA l will take place However, attendance at the event does not require any donations.

THE AUTUMNSTEAD MARKET

The Golden Rose is opening its doors looking for those that would enjoy a nice fall marketplace The Autumnstead Market begins its rounds as a celebration of the changing of the seasons The high energy, excitement, and passion of Summer comes to a close opening the doors for the calm of fall Or perhaps something a little spookier?

Where: Autumnstead, Drustvar (Proxied in Mariner's Row, Boralus)

When: Tentative date is set for friday October 18th!

CELESTIAL CYCLE

RAM

3/21 - 4/19

Do not let your pride and ego get in the way of you and your goal this month. One can easily gain too much confidence

LARION

7/23 - 8/22

You may have experienced some sort of loss or heartbreak recently The good news is that recovery is on the horizon along with some forgiveness for those that need it

MUSKEN

4/20 - 5/20

Keep a keen eye out this month. There may be a big opportunity coming your way- one that you have been waiting for

VIXEN

8/23 - 9/22

Time to tap into the creativity that you have been holding back for some time now Allow yourself to blossom and embrace what you have to offer

SHADOW

5/21 - 6/21

Take your time It is very possible that you may easily become overwhelmed To avoid this, take a moment to assess before acting.

SCARAB

6/22 - 7/22

New things are coming for you! All good things- abundance and new opportunities! Bask in the good vibes!

UNIT

9/23 - 10/23

You may feel the need to give this month There is something in you calling to show your generosity to those that are in need. Give as you please, but remember not to give too much of yourself or your wealth

SCORPID

10/24 - 11/21

Take a moment to stop and reflect As it turns out, you may have more than everything you wanted and needed and more! Bask in the joy of having it all and be fulfilled

DRYAD

11/22 - 12/21

Watch yourself. There is anger brewing within you. It could be from your own pride If you find yourself lashing out, take a moment to re-assess yourself

NAGA

12/22 - 1/19

It’s getting you your head, Naga Don’t let your ego get in the way of what you are trying to accomplish It could set you back

REVENANT

1/20 - 2/18

There are two ways this month can go for you One, you are coming together with those you care about most and feeling a sense of community Or, you could be placing a pause on everything to gain a sense of self. Do what is best for you.

LURE 2/18 - 3/20

This is a month of collaboration for you! That project or idea you were thinking of diving into? Do it! Do not be afraid to ask for help. There are so many more than willing to assist!

IfyouareinterestedinjoiningtheAzerothTimesteam,please reachouttoGiGi(its that lady)orsubmitanapplicationatThe SocietyCircleDiscord. AcceptingHordeandAllianceteammembers.

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