The Darkmoon Faire, a large attraction that draws in a crowd each month is never short of jaw dropping acts but this past event guy us a performance of a lifetime
The Fire Jugglers troupe, had experienced a mishap towards the end of one of their performances. An unexpected gust of wind accidentally took some of their torches off track, landing it by the Dance Master's tent setting it ablaze and causing panic erupt among the audience and guests.
Simon Sezdans evacuated everyone from the tent, guiding them towards the docks, as other trained Faire workers immediately sprung into action gathering buckets of sand and water hoping to extinguishing the flames before it speeded to other nearby attractions
Two adventures stepped in to give some assistance to the team, druid, Tannyll Lurel, called upon the spirits to smother the flames with earth and vines, while the mage, Zerla Derks, conjured a downpour of water to extinguish the fire
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At the Petting Zoo Exhibit, Yebb Neblegear had his hands full trying to keep the animals calm, carnies like Corki, and Ellie Goodup helped to sedate animals preventing a potential stampede.
Despite the choas, I am glad to report there were no serious injuries, and it seems that the fire was contained within minutes and didn't damage any further property
Afterwards, the Ringmaster, Silas Darkmoon, addressed the crowd, expressing his gratitude for the bravery displayed by all involved; however, it is worth noting that he did not offer any refunds or vouchers for the inconvenience
GUEST REPORTER: Trent Crimble
THE 69TH HATHERFORD CHEESE ROLL WAS A 'GRATE' SUCCESS!
GUEST REPORTER: Berdie Drab
The rolling hills of Gale's Rest in Stormsong, Kul Tiras, came alive on the 17th of July as people gathered for the second 69th Hatherford Cheese Roll event. Hosted by none other than Remona Thane and enthusiastically announced by the spirited Alison of Stormwind, the event drew a large crowd where everyone seemed to enjoy the food, gathering, and the ever-popular sport of cheese rolling
This "cheesy" tradition is a annual sport where brave men and women risking it all in a footrace down a steep hill in order to catch a rolling wheel of cheese; but not just any cheese No, this is for the highly coveted HATHERFORD BRUNOST The first person to reach and grab the cheese would take home the prized wheel.
Spectators were able to gorge themselves with specially crafted foods and goods prepared for the occasion by Breaker's Concoctions and Confections and The Consumenium Ethereal Eatery, ensuring that everyone had a 'gouda' time
There were two races this evening The first Hatherford Brunost caught and claimed was by the swift and agile Molly MacTyr, who sped down the hill leaving nearly everyone in dust The second race was truly an underdog story, with Mr Fiske a large Kul Tiran who finished last in the first race had emerged victorious at the second race. One could say it was the 'brie-light' of the night
If you missed it this July, be sure to mark your calendars for next year, as this fun filled
event is now an Azeroth's annual tradition.
Will you be the next big cheese next year?
RED RIDER AIRE RIFLES RECALL
GUEST REPORTER: Lois Laine
The Wonderworks Toyshop, Dalaran, has issued an urgent recall for its latest batch of Red Rider Air Rifles This recall comes in response to multiple reports of injuries caused by drastic recoil upon firing. The most common injuries to the shop has been reports of bruising and sprains to the shoulder and wrist, with some cases involving more severe harm
The recall are for rifles were sold between June 1st and July 15th Customers who purchased a Red Rider Air Rifle during this time are urged to stop using the product immediately and return it to The Wonderworks Toyshop for a
full refund or exchange The toyshop is offering additional compensation in the form of store credit
This recall brings to light the importance of quality control and ensuring that safety standards in children's toys We commend this retailer's swift response to addressing the issue at hand The manufactured expressed that parents are to be reminded to always supervise their children while using any kind of toy that involves projectiles or simulated firearms
For more information on the recall and safety updates, visit The Wonderworks Toyshop's customer service team directly
SUMMER SAIL-ABRATION MAKES A HUGE SPLASH
GUEST REPORTER: Ferez Milton
Saturday, July 20th, saw a tremendous turnout on the cruise ship "The Glimmering Galleon," where Glam Gatherings, owned by Lady GiGi Fiske, hosted their annual summer event. Partygoers dressed in an array of swimwear to beat the heat while dancing the night away to the sensational beats of DJ Cam Nightingale at the turntables
The Serpent's Den provided delightful array of finger foods, cocktails, and mocktails, while the Shot Girl, Silvarith Silverfeather ensured everyone let loose by pouring shots for all. Reports indicate that Navarr passed out while dancing in the middle of the dance floor and had to be escorted off by Lifeguard Kalimeris Embersong and guest Toma Megaira Another incident occurred on the ship's third deck, where
Aleron Grimm slipped and fell but was well enough to refuse medical assistance.
The night continued with a sea of drinks and raving bodies Midway through the night's affair, the gracious hostess GiGi conducted a swimsuit contest. With over sixty ballots cast, Persefani won third place, taking home 20,000 Gold Katarina "KC" Caddel secured second place winning 30,000 Gold, and the first-place prize of 50,000 Gold went to Javier Castillo.
As the drinks flowed and inhibitions faded, mischief was bound to happen Hot and sweaty guests armed themselves with super soakers, drenching attendees with cool, refreshing water. However, Aleron Grimm and Evelynn Lyghtsworm were among a few guests who didn’t appreciate getting soaked Aleron screamed for the hostess’s assistance, and she redirected them to the Deadeye Shipping Co., who were in charge of security
Evelynn praised the quick and efficient work of Deadeye Shipping Co , stating how impressed she was They promptly located the accused, armed with their water guns, were chased off like a slip and slide.
The night ended on a high note, leaving guests elated and joyous If you missed this years summer bash, fret not my good readers, Glam Gathering's will return next year, promising even more fun and exciting time.
CHANGING THE PLOTE: AUDITIONS HELD FOR UPCOMING PLAY
GUEST REPORTER: Mavvi Solarvale
The Hearthside Theatre Company was abuzz with anticipation the past few weekends as aspiring actors gathered for the auditions of the much-anticipated play, “The Life & Death of a Male Human Paladin ” Held in the richly historical and bustling Stormwind Harbor area, the auditions had a good sized turnout Participants ranged from seasoned thespians to enthusiastic newcomers
The play, a dramatic comedy full of magic and adventure, promises to be a highlight of the upcoming theatre season Director Lady Remona Thane, a theater visionary with a keen eye for detail, has once again written a play that is generating significant excitement in the local arts community Lady Thane addressed the actors, reminding them about reliability, working together, and collaborating effectively in an ensemble cast.
Six open call auditions have taken place, giving as much opportunity as possible for hopeful actors to secure their chance to shine The atmosphere at the final audition was electric as participants rehearsed lines, worked through some warm-up acting exercises and engaged in animated discussions about their love for the stage Nerves and performance jitters were discussed and Lady Alia Beligarde, a cast member in two previous Hearthside Theatre Company productions, shared this marvelous philosophy with her fellow actors, “Part of theatre is refining a bumble into a spectacle.”
As the auditions progressed, participants were asked to improvise several quick scenes
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GENERAL
based on a word association
These showcased their versatility and range With the first word “fall” one participant fell from a mount, and another made reference to the autumn season Another clever interpretation was of the word “chill” where Flizzel Quickscribble gave an example of the emotional chill in a conversation that turned unexpectedly serious Aleron Grimm cast a minor cold spell so his next words were spoken with frosty breath. These delighted the small crowd that had gathered to watch the actors audition The final aspect was the actors running through a prepared scene The scenes are published in advance and available for actors to read through in preparation for the audition
After the audition, Flizzel Quickscribble described how the process feels for a veteran actor, "It's, ah- It's a process. Lady Thane keeps a loose structure, the kind that helps the newcomers really break out of their shell, kick the jitters off, so-to-speak But for a vet like me? Child's play ... It doesn't throw you off your feet, 'cept maybe for just how raw and improvisational the newbies get It's fun "
For those who missed the auditions but are still interested in getting involved there are other ways to participate and be a part of the community Encouraging the Hearthside Theatre Company and simply coming to watch the show is greatly appreciated Sorceress Alorae Dawnstar, a theatre patron, “There are many ways to be a part of the local arts community I am eagerly awaiting the next enchanting production!”
As the sun set over the harbor and closed out the final day of auditions, it was clear that Azeroth’s love for the arts remains as strong as ever Auditions now complete, the
Director faces the daunting task of making their final selections for casting The cast list is expected to be announced soon, and rehearsals will begin shortly thereafter This production will be performed in the fall, so stay tuned for notices With talent in abundance and excitement in the air, “The Life & Death of a Male Human Paladin” promises to be an outstanding addition to the theatre’s illustrious production history
NAVIGATING YOUR
TIMELINE: EMBRACING CHANGE
COLUMNIST: Kalimeris Embersong
Change is a constant in life, often arriving as unannounced as a time rift and altering our paths in unexpected ways Other times we can see change coming from a mile away and, wanted or not, it makes its way towards us anyways Whether it’s a profession shift, pulling up roots and moving to a new city, or adapting and learning new skills, the ability to manage change effectively is a crucial skill Here’s a guide on how to embrace change and thrive amidst
life’s inevitable transitions. Focus on what you can control. To stop the constant flip-flop of thoughts, write down the potential benefits and new opportunities that change may bring This doesn’t mean ignoring the challenges but rather approaching them with a constructive outlook. It might also help to write down the times you have overcome in the past, what good might come from this change, and what you can do to prepare Don’t spend too long looking back though, as Nozdormu, aspect of the bronze dragonflight says, “If we continue to look into the past, we miss out on the present -- or even the future ”
Set realistic goals. Outline the steps needed to achieve them. Having a plan can make the change more manageable While planning is important, it’s equally crucial to remain flexible Change can be unpredictable, and the ability to adapt to new situations is a valuable skill. Be prepared to adjust your plans and strategies as needed No stranger to this idea is Twindi Rainbowmist, a faerie dragon and cheerful explorer, who shared her thoughts, “Change can be scary, but it doesn’t have to be! Think of it as an adventure instead of something
Screenshot by Hortensia
GENERAL
strange and mysterious That feeling in your gut is not one of dread - it’s one of excitement Don’t try to fly away from change embrace it!”
Be kind to yourself Physical and emotional well-being are vital when dealing with change Ensure you are getting enough rest, eating healthily, and engaging in activities - such as games, a relaxing walk, or spending time with friends - that reduce stress
Practicing mindfulness or meditation can also help you stay centered and calm during turbulent times.
Talk it out Seek support from friends or even a professional if you are in a particularly rough spot! Sometimes just talking about what you are going through can help you understand your own response to change and help improve your strategies You don’t have to navigate change alone
Sharing your experiences can provide new perspectives and make the transition smoother.
Change, while often challenging, is an integral part of growth and development By focusing on what you can control, setting new goals, seeking support, and being kind to yourself, you can navigate change more effectively and emerge stronger and more resilient
Embrace change as a chance to evolve, and you'll find that life's transitions can lead to exciting new opportunities and personal growth. As the well known words etched into Antonidas' Silver Coin say, "Grant me the strength to accept the things that I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."
FOOD
CHICKEN POT PIE
COLUMNIST: Mr Fiske
Sometimes you need something that is warm and just brings some comfort That's my goal today with this chicken pot pie recipe.
Ready in 1 hour and 10 minutes
Serves 8 people
Ingredients
⅓ cup butter
⅓ cup chopped onion
⅓ cup all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon ground black pepper
1 ¾ cups chicken broth
⅔ cup milk
2 cups chopped cooked chicken 15 ounces of both peas and cut carrots
15 ounces chunked potatoes
1 pie crust
Preparation
1 Preheat oven to 425 degrees
2 Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat Cook and stir onion, flour, salt, and pepper in hot butter until onion is translucent, about 5 minutes
3. Pour in broth and milk; bring to a boil and cook until slightly thickened, about 1 minute Remove the skillet from heat and stir in chicken, peas, and carrots, and potatoes
4. Press the pie pastry into the bottom of a 9-inch, deep-dish pie pan Pour chicken mixture into pie pastry Top with remaining pastry and press edges together to seal Cut several slits in top pastry Place pie on a baking sheet.
5 Bake in the oven until crust is golden brown, about 30 minutes Let pie cool and filling thicken at room temperature for 15-20 minutes before cutting
FINANCE
KEY MARKET TRENDS
Innovation Leadership: AIT continues to lead the market with impressive gains, driven by its strategic partnership with the Gadgetzan Oil Consortium (GOC) and ongoing technological advancements
Strategic Expansion: TC's acquisition of Ever Forward’s assets further strengthens its market position, leading to sustained growth.
Resource Management: VMC and GTC show robust performance, benefiting from efficient operations and strong market demand.
Agricultural Growth: TBA demonstrates solid performance, supported by favorable agricultural conditions and increased demand.
Sector Challenges: UPH and TT face ongoing challenges, impacting their stock values negatively
Shipping Sector Resilience: FS continues to benefit from increased trade and shipping demands, showing steady growth.
The Azeroth Stock Exchange (ASE) continued its positive momentum in August, driven by strong corporate performances and strategic expansions The market witnessed fluctuations, but overall investor sentiment remained optimistic, supported by economic stability and technological advancements.
LOOKING AHEAD
As the ASE moves into September, investors should closely monitor sector-specific developments and global market trends Strategic investments and diversification will be crucial for mitigating risks and capitalizing on growth opportunities in a dynamic market environment.
CLASSIFIEDS
ANNOUNCEMENTS
LOVE CONFESSION
To my love Leoric Athertyn I live without regrets Every action I've ever taken, no matter how big or small, has led me to exactly where I needed to be Everything in my life has led me to you, and I am thankful for the choices I've made to get here You're the home I always needed Every day, without hesitation, I choose you. I love you for who you are, and who you will be Shouting it from the rooftops wouldn't be as effective I've got a loudmouth but not loud enough for EVERYONE to hear. So. Without further ado. I'd like to state for the record that I, Eddie Jacoby, am stupidly, madly in love with Leoric Athertyn Well, that's enough gushing, huh?
-E. Jacoby
SHOUT IT FROM THE HILLTOPS
After five years of dating, Gavos Bilgefist and Pixie Sunhammer tied the knot on Saturday, July 27th, in a small and intimate ceremony
atop a snowy hilltop in Winterspring, surrounded by friends and family
Congratulations to the happy couple!
EVENTS
Lady GiGi Fiske of Glam Gatherings will be hosting a Charity Ball benefiting the Azeroth's Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animals
This gathering is not only a celebration but also an awareness campaign, highlighting the vital importance of animal protection and conservation in our environment. The funds raised during these events directly support sanctuaries and wildlife habitats, making a tangible impact on animal welfare
If you wish to participate and volunteer your service. Lady Fiske is currently holding application for vendors and speakers for this event
When: Saturday, October 12th at 7PM (RT-MG)
Where: Terrace of the Moon, Bel'ameth, Amirdrassil
While a Real Gold Exchange is not mandatory, a Real Life Fundraiser for the ASPCA l will take place. However, attendance at the event does not require any donations.
RECRUITMENT
JOIN THE GOLDEN LION
Do you seek to make a difference in the world and protect the innocent? The Golden Lion is now recruiting courageous individuals to join our noble cause and aid in the restoration of Redridge As a member of our esteemed band, you will have the opportunity to:
Engage in thrilling battles and strategic missions
Work alongside fellow heroes who share your passion for justice
Make a meaningful impact on the lives of Redridge’s residents
For more information and to enlist, please contact Loukhan Bonhart. (Discord: apenaslucas)
CELESTIAL CYCLE
RAM
3/21 - 4/19
New and new things may be on the horizon. It could lead to prosperity or overall happiness. Keep your eyes peeled
MUSKEN
4/20 - 5/20
Try to remember that the past is the past Do not allow yourself to linger in what has been done or what once was This could lead you to past troubles
SHADOW
5/21 - 6/21
Much like our friend the Ram, you have a lot of new and exciting things coming toward you All that is needed is for you to reap it for the taking.
SCARAB
6/22 - 7/22
How wonderful! It is a time of celebration! Embrace your loved ones and bask in this energy of being surrounded by those you care for most.
LARION
7/23 - 8/22
This a month of wisdom and diplomacy You are going to make wise decisions and see things from all perspectives
DRYAD
11/22 - 12/21
Do not fear change. If you do, it can lead to stagnation which is not fitting for anyone Grow, progress, let go
VIXEN
8/23 - 9/22
There is a huge change and upheaval that you have been avoiding It’ll do more hurt than good to avoid the inevitable Allow everything to process to have the space to invite the good back in.
UNIT
9/23 - 10/23
Some sort of injustice is afoot this month There is a high level of unfairness in the air which may require some action. Use your better judgment on how to handle the situation.
SCORPID
10/24 - 11/21
So much happiness in the air for you this month! You will find yourself at your best when surrounded by family. There is so much fulfillment to be had!
NAGA 12/22 - 1/19
There is a big chance that you may be lazy this week or immature and just not giving your all to just about anything
Check yourself
REVENANT 1/20 - 2/18
This month you are feeling nurturing and caring more than usual Let others receive this energy and bask in your giving mood
LURE 2/18 - 3/20
A truth or few truths may come to light for you These may be truths that you have been waiting for, or may be a complete surprise entirely.
IfyouareinterestedinjoiningtheAzerothTimesteam,please reachouttoGiGi(its that lady)orsubmitanapplicationatThe SocietyCircleDiscord. AcceptingHordeandAllianceteammembers.
