With the threats from the elements gone and the World Tree finally safe, tourists from across Azeroth can now fully appreciate the majesty of Valdrakken Among these tourist attractions is the culinary hotspot called Fallingwater Overlook, nestled within the enchanting views of Cascade's Edge. I took an afternoon to investigate this restaurant and was greeted by a line of eager tourists and impatient nobles, all waiting to sample what this establishment had to offer.
My intial thoughts that many might visit this part of the city for the breathtaking views, but it because clear that people flock here for the complete experience. After waiting over an hour for a table, I had the opportunity to indulge in an array of well crafted dishes and beverages, all prepared with local ingredients which is still exotic to most of us. My experience was nothing short of delightful, from the food to the drinks However, I did notice that there is no takeout option So, for those planning a visit, come with a hearty appetite because you are going to need it, as theses portions are large enough to fill a dragonkind
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One highlights I found on their menu was its exclusive party room, available for reservation at a modest fee of just 100 gold This private space is ideal for special celebrations, intimate gatherings, or business meetings, offering a secluded yet elegant setting for any occasion.
Despite the occasional grumble from diners hoping to take their leftover to go, most patrons enjoyed their experience With its stunning views, exceptional cuisine, and the staff members commitment in providing a memorable dining experience, it is no wonder why many have traveled from all ends of Azeroth to dine at Fallingwater Overlook
Whether you're a native resident, a
noble, a worldly traveler, or simply someone with a love for fine dining, this is one destination that promises not to disappoint
BIKINI SHORTAGE LEAVES TRADESMAN SOAKED
GUEST REPORTER: Trent Crimble
A local tradesman, found himself in hot water this season after facing the unprecedented demand for swimwear, leading to him completely selling out by by midJune.
"I've never seen anything like it," The merchant remarked "We had a larger-than-usual stockpile, but it just flew off the shelves "
The swimwear shortage couldn’t have come at a worse time, with temperatures rising and vacation season in full swing Disappointed customers, armed themselves with the latest Water Blaster B.L. to expressed their frustration by soaking the merchant and staff from head to toe as they chanted for more swimsuits
"I understand their frustration," The merchant commented, still managing to put on a smile. "I just never expected people to react this way, but I guess it's all in good fun " At least one would hope
As I spoke with the shopkeeper, he had vowed to be better prepare for next year Currently, searching for new manufacturing options, as well as better trade company to transport the goods
The public however, aren't without options for many other businesses have jump on the opportunity to provide alternative solutions to "The Bikini Shortage of 639" by offering rental swimwear But that does beg to question, who is comfortable renting swimwear?
For now, the beaches of Eastern Kingdoms may see a few more makeshift outfits and low quality threads this season
THE MYSTERY OF THE HIDDEN BLACK MARKET
GUEST REPORTER: Harper Kingsley
It seems Gilenas has more going on for itself now a days besides repairing its government and rebuilding its infrastructure. This reporter have heard of whispers of a covert black market taking place under the radar of the local authority
The location of this marketplace still remains to be undisclosed, however, rumors describes an eerie, hidden passages somewhere within the heart of Gilneas Rumors describe it as a candlelit corridor with vendor lining its walls However, I would advise you readers to not venture looking for it, such delicate matter can become deadly
One thing I know for certain is if these speculations are true, then it means it is a treasure trove of the forbidden and the exotic finds From rare artifacts and
arcane tomes to peculiar curiosities Where both buyers and sellers veil their faces and put on disguises, ranging from intricate masks to full-body cloaks to protect their identities
As this mystery unfolds, the allure of the unknown, the thrill of the forbidden, and the promise of hidden secrets continue to captivate the imagination One can't help but wonder whether the black market gatherings in Gilneas occur regularly on every second Saturday of the month or if these whispers are merely fables to keep children in at night
ALCHEMICAL ARTISTRY: POTION CRAFTING
COLUMNIST: Kalimeris Embersong
Apothecary shops and potion sellers are a staple of towns and cities everywhere Ancient texts such as the simply named, “Book of Alchemical Secrets,” feature potion lore and recipes that are still revered and studied This ancient art experiences a revival whenever new medicinal plant uses are discovered, captivating seasoned alchemists, eager apprentices, and medical practitioners across Azeroth and beyond Conflago of Valdrakken, a master alchemist, explains, “We honor the old ways while exploring the new possibilities It’s about respecting the wisdom of our forebears while daring to discover new innovations ”
Of course healing remedies are a
main purpose for creating potions, but certainly not the only one. Potions that make the imbiber invisible for short time periods, enhance speed or accuracy, even grant the ability to breathe underwater are well known Less known are the transmutational potions and rumors of a bronzemagic potion that can alter the fabric of time Ranging from the mundane to the extraordinary, potions fulfill a myriad of uses
Modern potion makers walk a line between innovation and tradition. Temperature controlled cauldrons, crystal stirring rods, and elementally infused herbs were unheard of just a few short years ago, and now they are the norm "Potion-making is an art form really Each potion is a blend of Azeroth's finest ingredients, combined with the alchemist's knowledge and skill It's about creating harmony and balance,” says Aeryis Dawn, a healer and potion maker.
At the core of every potion is its ingredients Herbal ingredients from every region and continent have value to an apothecary and sourcing them has never been easier Seasonal and monthly markets across Azeroth have apothecary booths, or vendors that can produce supplies of herbs in bulk This is essential for those stocking clinic potion and elixir shelves or making supplies ahead for adventuring campaigns For household use smaller ready-made healing potions can be purchased
Amid all the innovation, the heart of potion-making remains unchanged: the desire to heal, to enchant, and to explore the mysteries of the magical & natural world Next time you wander through a small town, a seasonal market, or bustling city, take a moment to step into an apothecary. You might just find a potion that’s exactly what you need
SEVEN YEARS OF OPERATION: GENESIS' CAVE RAVE
GUEST REPORTER: Berdie Drab
Crystal Cave, a hidden gem of the outskirts of Un'goro Cater in Kalimdor, is the backdrop to Operation: GENESIS rave location, and anyone that visits would understand why, with its natural wonder, of shimmering light that seems to dance on the walls; giving it a kaleidoscope effect that is the perfect backdrop for a psychedelic rave
This seventh year celebration was nothing short of spectacular On top of the cave's natural lights, the team brought in several visual effects that painted the caves in a mesmerizing display DJ Aulyo Bassblast was at the helm of the booth, delivering an electrifying setlist that kept everyone dancing non-stop. The experience was transcendence giving everyone a euphoric and trance like high The event also included a variety of party games and exciting giveaways, adding to ecstatic vibes.
For those who missed it, it's a real shame But the good news is, you'll have another chance to experience it next year
A big thank you to AIDOS, DJ Aulyo Bassblast, and everyone involved with Operation: GENESIS for a
fantastic evening See you all next year!
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: UNVEILING THE UNKNOWN
GUEST REPORTER: Mavvi Solarvale
For the past couple months the northern regions of Eastern Kingdoms have been abuzz with the news of ghost sightings In our third installment in a series on the unexplained phenomena sighted in the Arathi Highlands, we have the privilege of speaking with her holiness Bright Abbess Sandra The Bright Abbess leads a sect within the Church of the Light, and it seems they are also a group of adventurers, seeking to unravel mysteries and protect the citizens from dangerous forces they may not understand Join us as we delve into the ethereal realm with the lead investigator into these ghostly sightings
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR AGREEING TO THIS INTERVIEW. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL US A LITTLE IT ABOUT WHAT’S BEEN HAPPENEING?
Bright Abbess Sandra: Two months ago is when the first encounter occurred, and that was in Arathi Ghosts or apparitions have come to us from the graves of those who died at the attempted reunion in Arathi Highlands They migrated west where spirits from the tragedies in Hillsbrad Foothills have joined the sightings, and it has caused some controversy within the Forsaken population.
WHO ARE THE GHOSTS INTERACTING WITH?
Humans seem to be spoken to exclusively by the ghosts, which themselves are almost all humans in life
WHAT HAS THE OFFICIAL RESPONSE BEEN TO THESE SPECTRAL VISITORS?
My little sect within the church of the Light is the only thing resembling anything remotely close to an official response The events have started to get worshipers of the Light involved, myself included. There is no precedent for this, no policy as of yet I've only recently been assigned to this investigation and am currently working on acquiring photos and filing data
HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED SITUATIONS LIKE THIS BEFORE?
The only vaguely similar occurrence was the result from an active tragedy which causes the deceased to become a wrathful spirit However, those instances were uncommon
ARE THE GHOSTS IN THESE RECENT SIGHTINGS WRATHFUL?
No, there’s been no harm to the living Even when an attack was made upon the ghost because of surprising the individual, the ghost just moved on. However, there are some reports that they
did fight amongst themselves. In my investigation, some of the spirits fought each other and only the ones with the message seem to be prevailing However, this only occurred in Hillsbrad for several days and now there are no more reports of the ghosts fighting.
YOU MENTION A MESSAGE CAN YOU TELL US MORE ABOUT THAT?
I have found that the message is consistent from the prominent ghosts If the ghosts are to be believed, they say this is happening because we need Calia Menethil to lead so that the Light can be stronger for defending against something that's coming Forsaken supporters of Calia Menethil are becoming more vocal about this too.
WHO OR WHAT DO YOU THINK IS BEHIND ALL OF THIS?
This question is most prominent in my mind as we conduct our investigation My thoughts follow two distinct paths. One one hand, I've found no trace of substance is ever left behind after a ghost sighting This leads me to believe that they are actual ghosts and not some creation On the other hand, proximity to fresh water is a constant. This is the main cause for my suspicion that a living thing might be behind it, because spirits don't need water If there is a living mastermind behind this, I would like to find out I'm curious as to how they benefit from doing this.
GOODNESS IT SOUNDS LIKE THE INVESTIGATION IS INDEED ONGOING. WHERE DO YOU SEE THIS LEADING?
There is some indication that the ghost sightings are migrating northward, but I don't know if they will be going up the river
towards Andorhal, or by the lake near Lordaeron We are studying the best ways to interact with them, and we would like to learn more about them and what has caused this occurrence Ultimately the local guards will be responsible for citizen safety, and as for my group of investigators we would only banish them with the Light as a last resort
THANK YOU, BRIGHT ABBESS SANDRA, FOR SHARING YOUR INSIGHTS AND EXPERIENCES WITH US. ANY PARTING WORDS FOR OUR READERS?
Thank you, Mavvi Seek rational explanations first, and also remember that mysteries lie beyond the physical realm Keep an open mind and respect the unknown.
Bomb Babe of the Month
BIG BOMBS Bomb Babe of the month for July features Alfinea Hotwrench. A skilled fire mage and intellectual. Her hobbies include reading-especially on topics concerning magic, shopping and painting This goblin dame is fire, and casts a fair amount of it too! With the temperatures turning up with sunny days and the Midsummer Fire Festival! Embrace and enjoy the heat while it's here and make sure to drink plenty of water!
Brynz Beauty Tip - "Seriously, about tha water though we mean it, drink up! Staying hydrated can help ya beauty along by reducing tha size of pores, acne and breakouts and decrease unwanted blemishes!"
NEW DINING EXPERINCE: STARRY NIGHT TAVERN BECKONS TRAVELERS
GUEST
REPORTER:
Trent Crimble
Now that Kal'dorei are migrating to the new World Tree, Amirdrassil, it was only a matter of time before new attractions would emerge, and one of these new establishments, is called the Starry Night Tavern Located in the northern coastal shores of Belannar, the tavern is owned and operated by the gracious Lady Anna E. Icysprings of The Duskwind Company.
Newcomers will find the Starry Night Tavern's charming atmosphere refreshing, offering simple and yet cozy meals to make you feel right at home. One downside I noticed is that the tavern didn't offer much seating but it made up for this with breathtaking views, and outdoor accommodations such as, a picnic area under a wonderfully crafted gazebo, a small fishing bank and a picture book looking pier for one to promenade
Meals at the Starry Night Tavern are not only mouth watering delicious but free of charge! However, they do take donations which given directly to the Stormwind Orphanage While it might seem more practical to invest those coins the budding economy of Amirdrassil, it is still a meaningful cause I can stand behind
So, readers if you find yourself in Amirdrassil, be sure to stop by the Starry Night Tavern on Tuesdays nights starting at 7 Bells in the evening to experience the charming hospitality of Lady Icysprings and her company
FOOD
MUFFULETTA
COLUMNIST: Mr Fiske
Its getting hot! With that in happening many people are headed out to the beach Some people don’t bring much to the beach, but I think if you’re looking to wow this recipe is the way to go.
Ready in 25 minutes
Serves 6 people
Ingredients
1 16 inch loaf of fresh bread
1 ½ cups pitted mixed olives, drained
¾ cup prepared giardiniera, drained
½ cup roasted red bell peppers, drained and roughly chopped
¼ cup extra-virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons capers in brine, drained
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
8 ounces sliced provolone cheese
6 ounces sliced mortadella
6 ounces sliced salami
6 ounces sliced ham
Preparation
1 Slice the loaf in half lengthwise and hollow out the bottom half, leaving a ½-inch border on all sides
2. Add the olives, giardiniera, peppers, oil, capers and vinegar to a food processor and chop until the texture is similar to a chunky relish
3. Layer the bottom half of bread with half of the cheese, then spread half of the olive mixture on top of the cheese Top with mortadella, salami, ham and the remaining cheese Spread the remaining olive mixture on to the top half of the bread. Close the sandwich and wrap it tightly in plastic wrap The sandwich can be
made and refrigerated the night before. Pack it on the bottom of your cooler and let the weight of the other food press and flatten the sandwich
4 When you are ready to serve, cut in to 6 even pieces.
Fiske.
FINANCE
TANDARIAN CONSOLIDATED IMPRESSIVE THIRD QUARTER
Tandarian Consolidated has reported a strong finish to the third quarter, showcasing significant growth and expansion across its diverse portfolio. Under the leadership of Baron Paulus Tandarian, Chairman and CEO, the company has achieved several noteworthy milestones, bolstering consumer confidence and elevating its market standing.
At a recent shareholders meeting, Baron Tandarian highlighted key achievements driving the company's success Tandarian Consolidated has commenced operations at a new copper mine in Gilneas, which is
expected to reach full ore production within the next three months. This strategic initiative is set to enhance supply chain capabilities and support future growth
Additionally, the acquisition of Ever Forward and its Eastern Kingdoms holdings has strengthened Tandarian Consolidated's market presence, positioning the company for expanded regional influence The joint venture with Firesong Shipping Company to develop the Breckin Commons housing project has not only met with overwhelming success but also spurred a 30% increase in staffing at both its corporate headquarters and Breckin factory This collaboration has significantly raised the profiles of both companies
Innovation remains at the forefront of Tandarian Consolidated's strategy Tandarian
Armaments is gearing up for the field testing of its advanced siege engine prototype, generating high anticipation for the new market offerings and reflecting the company's commitment to cutting-edge technology and customer-centric solutions.
Reflecting on these achievements, Baron Tandarian expressed optimism about the future of Tandarian Consolidated and Gilneas, citing a bright and secure path forward. Together with key partners, Baron Tandarian continues to lead the region's economic and infrastructural advancements, positioning Breckin as a model of success and growth.
CLASSIFIEDS
ANNOUNCEMENTS EVENTS
A LOVE IN BLOOM
We are excited to announce the engagement of Gaius Mairon Everfall and Arcazagosa The pair met one fateful day while Gaius was making his rounds throughout Lion's Rest He came across Arcazagosa making a flower tiara. Already smitten with her, he used his magic to grow more flowers for her craft, showing off his skill and generous spirit One could say it was love at first sight
During the Starlit Masquerade on June 23rd, after a romantic waltz, Gaius dropped to one knee, confessing his everlasting love and asking the question she was longing to hear: "Will you marry me?" Arcazagosa joyfully accepted.
Adding to their excitement, the couple discovered they are expecting their first child, just shortly after their engagement
Looking ahead, Gaius and Arcazagosa are planning a future filled with happiness, health, and family They dream of a life where they can step away from the tides of war and build a peaceful home together.
SCHOLAR’S DAY
Curator Maurice Cain is pleased to invite you to the Scholar's Day event on the 27th of July from 15pm RT-MG in Dalaran's Chamber of the Guardian, Portrait Room This event promises to be a haven for knowledge seekers and book lovers alike.
Look forward to:
Wizard Fighting Contest: Witness spellbinding duels between talented wizards
Storytelling Sessions: Enjoy captivating tales from skilled storytellers
Vendor Lineup: Explore a variety of interesting vendors offering unique merchandise and goods.
Contact Curator Maurice Cain for any questions (Discord: lokianru)
SECOND 69TH HATHERFORD CHEESE ROLL
Once a year, the people of Stormsong Valley take a noble pilgrimage to the top of Gale’s Rest, where fable claims humanity subdued the local air elements, and brought serene peace to the idyllic hillscapes beneath the
summit! There, they celebrate the glories of Past and Present alike, and immerse themselves in the reverie of Family, Friendship, and - most importantly - FOOD!
For 69 (technically 70) years, the people have also ran a gauntlet A Great Cheese Roll where those brave souls willing to risk everything are allowed to join the most dangerous footrace in all of Azeroth! They are made to chase, downhill, after a heavy wheel of the FINEST Hatherford Brunost cheese!
When: July 17th at 8pm MG-RT
Where: Gale’s Rest, Stormsong Valley, Kul Tiras
THE TENTH ANNUAL SHADOWTUSK CLAN GREAT HUNT
he Great Hunt is a week-long event where people gather to test their hunting skills and their luck in a contest to see who earns the most glory with their quarries, open to everyone who might want to participate
When July 7th-July 12th
Group invites at 5ST-WrA
The Hunt begins at 5:30ST-WrA
The Hunt ends at 8:30ST-WrA
Where: WrA’s Winter’s Blossom, Kun-Lai Summit
CLASSIFIEDS
OBITUARY
HARPER KINGSLEY
Harper Kingsley, a resident of Gilneas, who was tragically taken from us at the age of eight and twenty Harper was the daughter of Barnaby and Victoria Kingsley, and the older sister to Mary Beth Kingsley, aged six and ten Harper leaves behind her beloved dog, Mush
Harper began her career as a transcribe for the library, but eventually was able to pursue her dream in becoming a writer and journalist, finding a position at Azeroth Times
Unfortunately, Miss Kingsley's promising career cut short after two and a half weeks on the job Her body was found mauled and decapitated in one of the tunnels in Gilneas with several stab wounds and deep lacerations. Local authorities are actively investigating this crime, and if you have any information that will help this case, please contact the Gilnean City Guard
Her family will hold a private service only for her relatives and close friends The Kingsley family requests that in lieu of flowers to please make donations to the Gilneas Writers' Association in Harper's memory
Harper will be deeply missed by all who knew her, and her spirit will live on in the hearts of those that loved her
CELESTIAL CYCLE
RAM
3/21 - 4/19
New and new things may be on the horizon. It could lead to prosperity or overall happiness. Keep your eyes peeled
MUSKEN
4/20 - 5/20
Try to remember that the past is the past Do not allow yourself to linger in what has been done or what once was This could lead you to past troubles
SHADOW
5/21 - 6/21
Much like our friend the Ram, you have a lot of new and exciting things coming toward you All that is needed is for you to reap it for the taking.
SCARAB
6/22 - 7/22
How wonderful! It is a time of celebration! Embrace your loved ones and bask in this energy of being surrounded by those you care for most.
LARION
7/23 - 8/22
This a month of wisdom and diplomacy You are going to make wise decisions and see things from all perspectives
DRYAD
11/22 - 12/21
Do not fear change. If you do, it can lead to stagnation which is not fitting for anyone Grow, progress, let go
VIXEN
8/23 - 9/22
There is a huge change and upheaval that you have been avoiding It’ll do more hurt than good to avoid the inevitable Allow everything to process to have the space to invite the good back in.
UNIT
9/23 - 10/23
Some sort of injustice is afoot this month There is a high level of unfairness in the air which may require some action. Use your better judgment on how to handle the situation.
SCORPID
10/24 - 11/21
So much happiness in the air for you this month! You will find yourself at your best when surrounded by family. There is so much fulfillment to be had!
NAGA 12/22 - 1/19
There is a big chance that you may be lazy this week or immature and just not giving your all to just about anything
Check yourself
REVENANT 1/20 - 2/18
This month you are feeling nurturing and caring more than usual Let others receive this energy and bask in your giving mood
LURE 2/18 - 3/20
A truth or few truths may come to light for you These may be truths that you have been waiting for, or may be a complete surprise entirely.
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