Azeroth Times [Issue: 013]

Azeroth Times

HUZZAH! WE MADE ONE YEAR TOGETHER!

Dear Readers,

As we celebrate our publication's first anniversary, I extend my deepest gratitude for your unwavering support Your continued patronage has been the cornerstone of our success, and I am truly thankful for each one of you.

Reflecting on the past year, it is abundantly clear that none of our achievements would have been possible without the remarkable contributions of our dedicated team From the profound insights of Ithilios Autumnrayne's Celestial Cycle forecasts to the mouthwatering family recipes shared by Fiske, each member brings a distinct and invaluable perspective to our pages And let us not forget the whimsical charm that Cardinal Niklos Adamant's captivating comics infuse into our publication, delighting readers of all ages and backgrounds.

But our team extends far beyond the realms of creativity and imagination Out on the frontlines, our courageous reporters work tirelessly to uncover stories from every corner of the cosmos Xulk, Scoops,

Melrose Abernathy, Kalimeris Embersong, Selillitha Silverdreth, and a host of esteemed guest writers are the heartbeat of our newspaper, and their unwavering dedication shines through in every word they write

Working alongside such talented individuals has been one of my greatest honors and a privilege Together, we have achieved remarkable milestones, but our journey is far from over As we embark on the year ahead, I am filled with excitement for what the future holds

To our loyal readers, thank you for your continued support and engagement Your feedback drives us to constantly improve and innovate, and we are committed to delivering news that resonates with you.

As we turn the page to this new chapter, I am excited to announce that our doors are open to aspiring journalists and storytellers who share our passion for excellence If you possess a love for words and a desire to make a difference, we invite you to join us on this remarkable journey

Once again, thank you for an incredible year Here's to many more years of success and growth together

Warm regards,

Lady GiGi Fiske Editor-in-Chief

Art by @MarinaVargasArt

GENERAL SHUFFLING THE DECK

GUEST REPORTER: Mavvi Solarvale

In taverns, inns, and drawing rooms across Azeroth one of the most common sights is a table set up for a Hearthstone card game. This enduring game has delighted card players and transcended borders for many years Just recently a resurgence of interest peaked thanks to the anniversary of the invention of the game Tables sprang up across Azeroth and presented a new opportunity for triumph or defeat Every hand is a source of entertainment for card game enthusiasts new and old to play

In an age of constant change and uncertainty, games can serve as a reminder of the power of connection and the simple pleasures that bring us together Whether gathered around a Hearthstone table watching friends play or facing off in a strategic showdown themselves, players continue to find solace and camaraderie in the shuffle of a card deck, united by a shared love for the timeless art of gaming.

Step into the world of intrigue and mystery with the Hearthside Theatre Company's latest production, "Murder at the Manor," penned by the talented Lady Remona Thane This gripping tale dives into the complexities of a fractured family attempting to reconcile five years following the death their beloved patriarch.

Prepare to be on the edge of your seats as the plot unfolds, I know I was! The audience was abuzz with excitement and anticipation, each member eagerly trying to piece together the puzzle of the murder mystery Who could be the killer?

The stage was filled with extraordinary talent and actors such as Lucienne Willoughby, Reyandra Dawnbinder, Tirian Felo'dorah, Aleron Grimm, Lovella Fierce, Evelynn Winters, and Roma Vashreen, the performance was nothing short of spectacular After months of devoted effort and hard work, the cast delivered a flawless performance that that left audiences spellbound

But the excitement didn't end there! During intermission, the audience was invited to participate in an interactive experience Lady Thane generously offered a reward of 50,000 gold to the individual who could correctly identify the murderer and provide a what they believe to be the culprit's motive. Mr. Xelvayus Silverwynn was the lucky winner on Saturday, March 23rd!

For those who missed out on the initial showing, fear not! You have another chance to witness this captivating performance on Saturday, April 6th at 7:00 bells in the evening Don't miss your opportunity to immerse yourself in the drama and suspense of "Murder at the Manor "

GUEST REPORTER: Berdie Drab

Art by @actualsailboat

NOBLEGARDEN DELIGHT

GUEST REPORTER: Trent Crimble

I've covered my fair share of exciting events in our bustling city But none quite compare to the whimsical charm of Noblegarden, a festival that brings joy to the hearts of children and adults alike.

With my trusty notebook in hand and a quill tucked behind my ear, I set out to capture the magic of this year's egg hunt The streets of Stormwind were alive with excitement, as families gathered in anticipation of the festivities

Children, their faces painted with anticipation, clutched colorful baskets as they eagerly awaited the start of the hunt Parents looked on with pride, ready to cheer on their little adventurers as they embarked on their quest for hidden treasures

As the signal sounded, the hunt began in earnest Youngsters scattered in every direction, their laughter filling the air as they dashed through the city streets in search of elusive eggs From the bustling trade district to the tranquil canals, every corner of Stormwind became a playground for eager egg hunters

Amidst the chaos, I found myself caught up in the excitement, jotting down notes and snapping photos of the jubilant scenes unfolding before me I couldn't help but smile as I witnessed the pure joy on the faces of the children, their eyes alight with the thrill of the hunt

But amidst the revelry, a word of caution is warranted While Noblegarden is a time of celebration, it's also a time to be vigilant Rumors have circulated of mischievous ducks attempting to sabotage our beloved

traditions, so keep an eye out for any fowl play

As the sun began to set and the last eggs were found, I took a moment to reflect on the day's events Noblegarden was more than just a festival it was a celebration of community, friendship, and the spirit of adventure.

However, I can’t help but offer a word of advice to all aspiring egg hunters: "Stay safe, stick together, and keep a watchful eye out for those troublesome ducks! Noblegarden only comes once a year, so make the most of it and collect as many eggs as you can!"

GENERAL

WORD ON THE STREET IS…?!

REPORTER: Selillitha Silverdreth

Hi! I’m Selillitha Silverdreth

This addition to the paper is called: “Word on the Street is?”! This segment is for our readers who want to know about the people of Azeroth Today, I am delighted to introduce you all to Halaena Bloodsong Rimebinder! She is the leader of a group named Midnight Repose and works for the Culture Ministry! She loves to create special events across Azeroth to celebrate the culture of our lovely Alliance friends!

WHO ARE YOU?

Hello! I am Halaena BloodsongRimebinder, I am a Kaldorei with tiny horns. My age is long forgotten but I do believe I’m 990 something I was recently made Baroness with a grand amount of land with a huge bakery on it I was new to the city and interacting with people a few years back but with time and effort, grew to love and understand those around me Now I seek to bring understanding and comfort to others who have been in similar positions as myself had been in, in the past. I wish for peace and sanctuary for people and hope to be a beacon to lure people into peace

DO YOU STUDY MAGIC? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU STUDY?

I have mastered the craft of Hemomancy and use it with my skills to mend those who can not be healed by light or Life magic. I also know Pyromancy but not as skilled as I am with Hemomancy

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS?

I have always been a collector of sorts, any item found or given holds meaning which has resulted in quite a hoard of junk at their home but Klimin and myself have learned to cope and organize our collections I have also picked up a joy for cooking and drawing during my spare time!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE CITY OF STORMWIND?

I love to meet new people and pull folks together to enjoy games and fun!

Art by @tvmteam

DO YOU HAVE FAMILY?

Not blood related but all that have joined the Repose and beyond the Repose have been considered family to me

DO YOU DO YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS OR A BEST FRIEND?

That's a hard one to answer, everyone I meet is already a step to being my friend Friends I very much treat equally

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS YEAR?

GENERAL

A YEAR worth of events and activities that bring folks together and get them all hyped with fun and exciting things!

FINALLY, WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?

Honestly I'm truly happy with where I'm at Even through struggles and sorrow, with my friends and family we've gone far and I can only see us going up from here Many more steps to take and I hope to take them with everyone at my side!

SPRING RAVE: REVELERS CELEBRATE MUSIC AND DANCE!

Deep in the lush green of the Un’goro Crater, a crystal filled cave set the scene for an unforgettable night Hosted by Operation GENESIS, ravers from all over Azeroth were welcomed for an electrifying journey into the realms of music and dance A kaleidoscope of colors, lights, and sounds of music, drew party goers into the rave location The air hummed with anticipation as attendees, adorned in vibrant attire and glittering accessories embraced the spirit of self expression and unity.

The heart of the rave was the dance floor, separated by the cave terrain into a natural upper and lower floor Amid the sea of revelers, a sense of camaraderie prevailed. Strangers were united by a common love of music and a desire to break free from the constraints of everyday life DJ Aulyo Bassblast explained his music philosophy this way, “The world is always in so much pain

with wars and all, so why not make it a little better by spreading some positive vibes And the best way to do that, in my opinion, is through music! Seeing everyone from all walks of Azeroth and beyond coming together to dance their troubles away is what makes being a DJ worth it ”

The allure of the rave extended beyond the dance floor There were plenty of nooks in the cave offering revelers refuge to chat and a chance to rest their feet Innovative foods, cocktails, and non-alcoholic drinks were on the table for those needing a treat or refreshment Catered by Laranin's, a wide variety of classics and signature drinks and bites were offered (This attendee was delighted by the mint tea ice cubes in her Caldaeron’s Felfire Brand-y cocktail Fabulous!)

Fashion aficionados were treated to a feast for the eyes as guests paraded in wildly creative outfits echoing the spring rave theme Winner for the costume contest was Lilia Deschain Tintsy Brightslate called us back to the dance floor for the dance contest where Perolyl Stillwaters handily won the first round with an impressive one handed flip into a cartwheel Executive Director AIDOS Prime had ”

this to say about the competition, “Watching and judging the Dance Competition is fun! Being that I am a robot it helps my learning of how to dance in a fluid motion~! Perolyl and the other contestants did great tonight, and they helped me learn much by watching and judging them in the dance off~!”

In a world often marred by chaos and uncertainty, events like the Spring Rave serve as beacons of hope and joy, reminding us of the things that unite us all Though the night may have ended, the memories of the rave linered on, a testament to the enduring spirit of dance and music lovers. For those who dare to venture into the unknown, a rave offers not just a night out, but an unforgettable journey Look for another Operation GENESIS seasonal rave this summer!

GUEST REPORTER: Mavvi Solarvale

FOOD

DEVILED EGGS

COLUMNIST: Mr Fiske

This month we are coming up on Noble Garden One thing that is always around is some deviled eggs so I wanted to share my recipe with you all! Mine add a little extra spice to really punch home the flavor too I promise that

Ready in 20 minutes

Serves 10 people

Ingredients

12 large eggs

¼ cup mayo

1 tablespoon butter

2 teaspoons yellow mustard

2 teaspoons dijon mustard

2 teaspoons sweet pickle juice

1 teaspoon sugar

Pinch ofSalt

Pinch of pepper

Paprika

Bacon pieces

Preparation

1. Place eggs in a large saucepan and cover with water

2. Transfer to stovetop over high heat until water begins to boil. Let boil for 1 minutes and remove from heat, cover with a lid Allow to sit for 15 minutes and drain before placing to an ice bath

3. Peel eggs and set aside.

4. Slice eggs in half lengthwise

5 Add mayo, butter, mustard, pickle juice, sugar, salt, and pepper. Use a fork to mash well.

6. Spoon filling into each egg

white Sprinkle with paprika and bacon and serve

FINANCE

MARKET OVERVIEW

The Azeroth Stock Exchange (ASE) experienced varied performance in April, influenced by economic indicators, geopolitical events, and sector-specific developments

Investors navigated through uncertainty, seeking opportunities amidst market fluctuations

MARKET OUTLOOK

The ASE is poised for continued growth, driven by expansions, technological advancements, and strategic investments However, geopolitical tensions and regulatory challenges may pose risks to market stability. Investors should remain vigilant and adaptable to navigate evolving market conditions

KEY MARKET TRENDS

Innovation Leadership: GNM and VMC lead in innovation, driving their stock values higher Financial Stability: SWB and IRN demonstrate financial stability, reflecting confidence in their respective economies

Agricultural Sector Growth: TBA experiences steady growth amidst favorable crop yields and demand.

Pharmaceutical Challenges: UPH faces regulatory hurdles impacting its stock performance

Timber Industry Decline: TT struggles with declining demand and environmental concerns.

Diversification Strategies: GTC and PND implement diversification strategies, enhancing their market resilience.

ANALYST INSIGHT

"GTC's diversified portfolio and PND's expansion initiatives position them favorably for future growth, while UPH's regulatory challenges warrant cautious investor sentiment "

LOOKING AHEAD

As the ASE enters the next month, investors should monitor sectorspecific developments and global market trends closely

Diversification and strategic investment approaches will be essential for maximizing returns and navigating potential market volatility

CROSSWORD PUZZLE #13

CLASSIFIEDS

HELP WANTED

THE ROYAL STORMWIND ORCHESTRA SEEKING TALENT

The Royal Stormwind Orchestra is actively searching for multiple talented Alliance musicians who specialize in the following instruments: Cellist Violinist Flautist Percussionist Pianist

Audition times will be set up with interested parties Please contact Elinore Hartwell for more details.

(Via In-Game Mail at Elinore or on Discord at miss lena )

EVENTS

CHARITY BALL

Children's Week is the dedicated time of the year when we turn our attention to supporting the children of both the Horde and Alliance Lady GiGi, now a mother

herself, was moved by the challenges faced by parents worldwide who strive to provide a secure life while helping their children battle against cancers and other illnesses In response, she has established the Saint Mereldar Children's Research Hospital, a noble initiative that offers free treatment, travel, housing, and food for families focused on the health and wellbeing of their children fighting childhood cancers

This endeavor echoes the spirit of the real-life charity, St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

For those interested in attending the charity ball, tickets can be purchased at the box office

Date: Monday, April 29th Time: 7:00 Bells (MG-RT)

While a Real Gold Exchange is not mandatory, a Real Life Fundraiser for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital will take place. However, attendance at the event does not require any donations.

CELESTIAL CYCLE

RAM

3/21 - 4/19

Take on a new hobby! Now is the time to hone in on that desire to learn something new and create!

LARION

7/23 - 8/22

All those that have wronged you in one way or another are going to have their fair share of karma coming back around to pay them back for all they have done to you.

MUSKEN

4/20 - 5/20

The sky's the limit! Feeling ambitious? Follow your gut because this month it will take you far

VIXEN

8/23 - 9/22

There may be someone in your circle that is acting out of character and may be ‘shady’ Trust your instincts and be wary of this individual regardless of how close you may be to them

SHADOW

5/21 - 6/21

There may be feelings of worry and anxiety this month Do your best not to let it cripple you Carry on and do your best to not let yourself be bogged down by these emotions.

SCARAB

6/22 - 7/22

Your hard work is paying off. Seeing the fruits of your labor is the most satisfying thing for you this month

UNIT

9/23 - 10/23

It may be time for a new scenery Perhaps a move is in order? Or maybe just a vacation in an environment you are not accustomed to. Who knows, it may be inspirational or relaxing.

SCORPID

10/24 - 11/21

That thing you were putting off for a while now? Do it Holding all this off will only do more harm than good in the long run if you do not just do it.

DRYAD

11/22 - 12/21

Check yourself. You may be showing signs of arrogance this month which will not be taken well by others Be sure to stay aware of your own actions

NAGA

12/22 - 1/19

Life is good Bask in this moment and enjoy all the good things that life has offered you here and now Be grateful for the lessons and gifts your life has offered.

REVENANT

1/20 - 2/18

Don t panic Things may get crazy and seem like everything is out of your control While that may be true for many things, remember that you should only stress about things that you -do- have control over.

LURE

2/18 - 3/20

There may be a sense of loss this month May it be a job, loved one, or a sense of self. Stay strong and vigilant.

EVENTS

All other realm events are listed on

The Society Circle’s public calendar.

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