Azeroth Times February 639 K.C.
Issue: 011
Last Quarter 2/2
New Moon 2/9
3c
First Quarter 2/16
Full Moon 2/24
WORD ON THE STREET IS…?! REPORTER: Selillitha Silverdreth
Hi! I’m Selillitha Silverdreth. This addition to the paper is called: “Word on the Street is?”! This segment is for our readers who want to know about the people of Azeroth. Today, I am delighted to introduce you all to Charlotte Fizzles! She is very popular within the city of Stormwind and can be seen flying around upon her frosty disc. Hi there! My name is Charlotte Fizzles! I am 46 years old and I was born in Ironforge, Dun Morogh! I used to live with a family who also deals with magic and they're all quite good at it so I wanted to carry on the tradition and learn something! I have studied magic among the Kirin Tor during school in Dalaran! First I learned about arcane and I wanted to expand on that in a cold way! I took upon learning Cryomancy! I sparred with many students and archmages outside in the cold for hours to help us with endurance! I used to hate the cold but there was a mishap that happened that caused me to freeze myself in ice to protect myself from danger. I had a near death experience from my own doing and the mages from
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Dalaran helped me get back home to safety. It took me a while to recover and I was back on my feet the next day! My hobbies? Well I don't have many hobbies, but what I do for fun is taking pictures and it's also part of my job as a photographer! I have a business called Fizzles Photography where I do photo shoots for people who would love to have photographic art of themselves or with friends, family, and partners! I also take pictures in community events and weddings that I go to every once in a while! If you ever want a picture taken, you can contact and schedule a photo shoot!
My favorite thing to do in Stormwind is meet and greet the people inside it! Many people see me in Stormwind everyday and think I live there! I in fact live in Northrend and I love to visit places where everyone from different areas and backgrounds can meet each other! There's always something going on in the city and I just love the people there! Many people I've met are quite nice and it makes me happy to see so much love coming from them! Next month, I'll be conducting another interview, with more to follow!
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GENERAL STYLE AND FUNCTION IN MEDIC ATTIRE REPORTER: Kalimeris Embersong
In the dynamic realm of healthcare, where precision and professionalism are paramount, the clothing worn by medics has evolved beyond the traditional confines of the sterile Dalaran Nurse's Gown of days past. Today the intersection of fashion and functionality in medical attire is creating new narratives, challenging stereotypes, and embracing innovation. From runway inspired looks, to eco-friendly reusable tabards and aprons, the medical field is experiencing a revolution that combines style with the practical demands of clothing worn during patient care. First, let’s examine some of the requirements of medical gear. Both avoiding introduction of harmful bacteria or microorganisms to the patient, and also keeping the medic healthy from any patientintroduced contaminants are paramount. During basic medical care, and especially in the surgical suite, three main issues in aseptic technique are: knowing what items are dirty, knowing what items are clean, and knowing what is sterile. Clothing, patient gowns, drapes, gloves, and other gear help keep those three things separate and lead to better patient outcomes. Medical gear and supplies need to be sturdy enough to withstand boiling water or magical cleaning. Safety standards must be met and fashion has many times been an afterthought. Gone are the days of one-sizefits-all gowns in drab colors. Medical professionals now are donning outfits that reflect a diverse array of styles and patterns. Fashion-forward headwear, gowns, pants, and vests offer medical workers the opportunity to express
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their individuality while maintaining a polished look. Designers such as Aman de Child, working in Dazar’alor, have created collections of medical gear, including her Swamp Medic line, made of performance fabrics. These ensure comfort and mobility without compromising on style. Special resistances can be woven into medical clothing. Thread that has been treated with special alchemical potions or spell warding can enhance the medic’s healing and keep fatigue away. niforms rarely stir our imaginations but are useful to provide cohesion among the medical staff, and also make identification of medics easy for patients and families. Thankfully there has been a recent boom in both materials and styles of tabards and labwear. Designers are redefining the classic silhouette with gems and modern details. Another option is aprons. One such
One such example is the innovative, and exclusive, Apron designed by Silkmaster Tsai, of Pandaria. It is often used by chefs but medics are also frequent patrons of the design. This stark white apron is infinitely reusable thanks to the eco-friendly, stainresistant fabric. Some medics might be pleased at the use of tabards as uniforms as they can still add personal touches to their clothing. Footwear could be a crucial component of medical attire for medics that require closed-toed protection for their feet. Cobblers are crafting new looks that address both comfort and style. A popular style designed by Daniel Brineweaver of Boralus, for the 7th Legion, blends the two. His Medical Corps slippers offer the ease of slip ons with antifatigue magical enhancement.
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GENERAL While gloves, masks, gas masks, and caps may be considered standard Personal Protective Gear (PPG), these items can also add to the medic’s personal style as well. Gloves of several lengths are now available. Several styles of air-purifying respirators, or gas masks, have come on the market too. As the medical field embraces the fusion of fashion and functionality, the clothing worn by healthcare professionals is undergoing a revolution. The evolving landscape of medical attire serves as a testament to the power of innovation within the field. From runway inspired gowns to sustainable tabards and labwear, the evolution of medical fashion reflects a commitment to both professionalism and personal expression.
ENCHANTING NIGHT OF CHARITY AND CELEBRATION REPORTER: Moses Cane
Attendees were treated to emotional ballads by the Queen of the Bards, Trist'Ayran Autumnrayne. Despite a change in plans, Lady GiGi Fiske, the gracious hostess, captivated the audience with her impromptu musical performance. Beyond the dance floor, attendees explored various booths offering houseware and medical goods. Companies like The Cast Company, The Golden Fang, AIDOS Innovative Technology, and The Walden Company participated, pledging to donate all proceeds to the charity. The event's attractions extended to a photobooth held by Charlotte of Fizzles Photography, drawing numerous visitors. The culinary delights provided by The Serpent's Day added to the overall experience. The night concluded with a breathtaking display of fireworks, courtesy of The Striped Zhevra Troupe, under the starry sky. The event surpassed expectations, not only drawing a large crowd but also exceeding fundraising goals. Kudos to the foundation's team and all supporters. Anticipation
Greetings, readers! The Fiskes marked the new year with an extraordinary event on an isolated island in the Emerald Dream - the Medics Without Borders Charity Ball. This charity gala supports frontline medics dedicated to safeguarding the new world tree, Amirdrassil, and has played a pivotal role in its transition from the cradle of the Emerald Dream to Azeroth. This transformation has turned it into a sacred space for worship, healing, and a much-needed sanctuary for the Night Elves. The celebration was nothing short of spectacular. Chief Medical Officer Ms. Kalimeris Embersong and the mate green dragons Barithkyn & Maven Ysavae shared remarkable tales of medical care.
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GENERAL ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG REVEALS ANCIENT WONDERS GUEST REPORTER: Arvensis Solarvale
Just weeks ago, in a remote corner of Kalimdor, an expedition embarked on a journey to discover mysteries from a bygone era. The archaeological expedition, led by renowned archaeologist Rico Delbringer, Ph.D., captivated the imagination of historians and enthusiasts alike as they delved into the heart of an ancient civilization - the Farraki trolls. The expedition was meticulously planned to excavate three different sites around Tanaris believed to be key hubs of this long-forgotten civilization. Located in a desolate region, the team faced some challenges. However, their determination to uncover the secrets of the past was unwavering. As they traveled to the first dig site on the backs of rented camels from the small town of Gadgetzan, Dr. Delbringer shared a fascinating history about the ancient trolls that once populated the whole region. The remnants of which are holed up in the city of Zul’Farrak. Dr. Delbringer expanded on the location and the field of archaeology as a whole, “I’m excited to share the thrill of discovering the facts of our world with these eager and budding adventurers and archaeologists! Tanaris has seen much change in such a short time between the retreat of the Farraki, expansion of the Silithid, arrival of the Goblins, and the cataclysm. It gives me great joy to explore
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this piece of history with like minded individuals that have a passion for what makes our world unique!” The first excavation site was indeed ruins of an ancient troll city located on the coast. Carvings decorated many walls that haven’t yet been completely buried by the sands of the desert. The eager amateur archaeologists spread across the site to dig up artifacts under the watchful eyes of Dr. Delbringer. Several interesting items were found by the party. Many of which gave a glimpse into the daily lives of the ancient inhabitants. The items with carvings, and valuable gems, pointed to a robust coastal trade and possible raiding by seafaring pirates. One possible explanation for why the Farraki trolls left the coast and retreated inland was evidenced by the second excavation site: a Silithid hive. A few harmless drones were left from the once huge hive. After some discussion over the loud humming of large insects, the expedition members once again spread out across the ancient hive to see what they could find. The findings pointed to hostility between the Farraki trolls and the Silithid, weapons and personal items. One such item was a small carving of a three-headed lizard that expedition leader, Dr. Delbringer, identified as the ancient Loa Gahz’rilla. Possibly such a talisman was carried into battle by a Farraki warrior.
little evidence of the wonders that were within. Intricate machinery glowed faintly in the back of the cave, and mystical runes and carvings were depicted on every surface of the cave floor, walls, and ceiling. The Titan cave was in ruins and the expedition members carefully dug in the sands to see what they would find. Many cylinders and metal artifacts with no clearly discernible use were found, but amazingly one lucky party member found a Titan disc. They were visibly excited about this rare find, and declared they would take the item to be studied by experts at the Reliquary. “Every artifact we uncover is a piece of a puzzle, a story waiting to be told. It’s a privilege to be part of this journey, connecting the past to the present,” said Eain Duskdawn, a cartographer and tactician. As the expedition concluded, the amateur historians and archaeologists alike expressed enthusiastic appreciation to Dr. Delbringer for her dedication and knowledge. This expedition adds a new chapter to our understanding of this remote region and also serves as a testament to the importance of preserving and exploring the wonders of archaeology. Look for more expeditions in the future, promising even more revelations from the depths of time.
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GENERAL THE FACES BEHIND ZUL'GRUB FARMERS MARKET GUEST REPORTER: Berdie Drab
In a recent exclusive interview, I had the privilege of conversing with the driving forces behind the renowned Zul'Gurub Farmers Market. For those that are unaware, this farmers' market is a bi-monthly gathering orchestrated by the Shadowtusk Clan, showcasing an array of locally-sourced produce and artisanal crafts crafted by its very own members. Seated opposite me were two distinguished members of the clan: the towering Shatterspear, Natuya, distinguished by her deep blue hair tinged with streaks of silver and blue, and Tezuli, who, despite her attire tailored for comfort during her pregnancy, exuded an undeniable presence. Natuya reflected, "Upon joining the Clan, the Farmer's Market was already flourishing. Although I wasn't its founder, I've relished the opportunity to immerse myself in its operations." Tezuli added, "Despite our longstanding presence, I felt a need for broader connections. As the clan's Ambassador, I envisioned the market as a conduit for fostering new affiliations." Delving deeper into their motivations, I probed their reasons for participating. Natuya shared, "Engaging with patrons and witnessing their discoveries brings me immense joy." Tezuli echoed this sentiment, expressing her fondness for observing the interactions and unique
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offerings that characterize the market. However, the intricacies of managing such an expansive market are not without challenges. Natuya admitted, "Maintaining equilibrium is essential. I often wish we could engage more extensively with every attendee." Tezuli concurred, noting the occasional time constraints but emphasized the minimal hardships associated with the venture. As our conversation progressed, I sought insights into their aspirations beyond the market's confines. Natuya's eyes gleamed as she envisioned establishing an orphanage in Pandaria, providing a haven for the young. Tezuli, with a sense of accomplishment, emphasized her commitment to elevating the clan's stature, underscoring the importance of collaboration and growth in an ever-evolving world.
upon her clan's history and her familial ties, expressed a desire to perpetuate her brother's legacy, fortifying the bridges he had established with neighboring tribes. In conclusion, I gleaned essential details for our readers. The Zul'Gurub Farmers Market convenes bi-monthly, typically on the second Friday. I encourage enthusiasts to monitor city flyers for updates. For those keen on participation, Zul'Gurub in Stranglethorn Vale welcomes all without bias. However, prospective vendors should speak with Tezuli, Mo'saku, or Natuya for registration.
In a poignant moment, I inquired about their desired legacy. Natuya humbly expressed her aspiration to be remembered as a dedicated member of her community. Tezuli, reflecting FISKE PUBLISHING
SPORTS FIGHTING
JANUARY’S Enthrall in the Brawl WINNERS 1st Place: Aeri'seth Jin'thrall 2nd Place: Umag'tar 3rd Place: Freya-May Milbend
RACING
JANUARY’S Full Throttle Racing WINNERS 1st Place: Aulyo Bassblast 2nd Place: Ryan "Smokey" Thorne 3rd Place: Aering Ashton
TOURNAMENT
JANUARY’S Grand Azure Tournament WINNERS 1st Place: Aleron Grimm 2nd Place: Faell Dragonrider 3rd Place: Dame Annabelle Baker 4th Place: Robin Waters
Month's End Brawl DECEMBER;s WINNERS 1st Place: Victoria 2nd Place: Konjin 3rd Place: Ravenscar
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FOOD 3. Add flour and whisk to create a roux. 4. Add seasonings and stir into roux. 5. Slowly add milk, broth, and sour cream. 6. Stir in shredded cheese a handful at a time. 7. Once melted you can add potatoes, ham, and bacon.
8. Turn heat to low and cook for about 10-15 minutes stirring frequently.
CHEESY POTATO SOUP COLUMNIST: Mr. Fiske
It’s cold! With how cold it is there is only one thing many people want and that’s soup. This month we are going to go with a hearty soup that will feed you for the week.
Ready in 1.5 hours Serves 10 people Ingredients 5 lbs red potatoes 1 lb bacon 1 lb diced ham ½ cup flour 36 oz cheddar jack cheese 4 cups milk
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32 oz chicken broth 1 cup sour cream ¾ tsp dried rosemary ¾ tsp dried sage ¾ tsp dried thyme 1 tbsp garlic powder 2 tsp smoked paprika 1.5 tsp onion powder 2 tsp black pepper
Preparation 1. Boil potato’s separately until fork tender in heavily salted water 2. In a separate pot(at least 7qts) Cook ham for a couple min then remove, then cook diced bacon on medium heat and remove once cooked through.
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ENTERTAINMENT CROSSWORD PUZZLE #10
ACROSS 4. Sweet treat 6. Romantic Poetry 7. Romantic getaway 9. Love Potion 10. Cupid's projectile Use the clues to fill in the words above. Words can go across or down. Letters are shared when the words intersect.
EASY
DOWN 1. Lovebird's expression 2. Month of love 3. Love symbol 4. Romantic dinner necessity 5. February birthstone 8. Love is in the Air color 11. Gift 12. Couples' dance
WORDSEARCH
HARD Valentine Cupid Love Amethyst Romance Chocolates Roses Affection February Hearts Sweetheart Devotion Candlelight Friendship Date Adoration Harmony Bouquet Passion Proposal
Source: www.puzzles.ca
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CLASSIFIEDS HELP WANTED FLAUTIST NEEDED The Royal Stormwind Orchestra is actively searching for a flautist to join us as a guest performer. Audition schedules will be arranged for interested individuals.
herself, was moved by the challenges faced by parents worldwide who strive to provide a secure life while helping their children battle against cancers and other illnesses. In response, she has established the Saint Mereldar Children's Research Hospital, a noble initiative that offers free treatment, travel, housing, and food for families focused on the health and wellbeing of their children fighting childhood cancers.
(necromancercat) or Lady Zariasona Blacksorrow (zariasona). We would love to showcase your favorite songs within our comfy, cozy tavern tucked away within Darkshire Duskwood.
THE SOCIETY CIRCLE’S SEASONAL EVENT
This endeavor echoes the spirit of the real-life charity, St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. For those interested in attending the charity ball, tickets can be purchased at the box office. If you wish to audition please send word to Elinore Hartwell. (Via In-Game Mail at Elinore or on Discord at miss_lena )
EVENTS
Date: Monday, April 29th Time: 7:00 Bells (MG-RT)
While a Real Gold Exchange is not mandatory, a Real Life Fundraiser for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital will take place. However, attendance at the event does not require any donations.
VENOMOUS VERSE The Serpent's Den will showcase various bards and musicians across Azeroth, every last Thursday of each month.
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SPEED DATING EVENT You'll have a fantastic 5 minutes to chat it up with a potential match. Don't worry about forgetting names—each participant gets a handy card to mark down the ones they're eager to see again. And the cherry on top? Our awesome event coordinators will spill the beans on your matches at the end of the event. You must sign up by Sunday, February 11th to partake. DATE AUCTION EVENT Featuring romantic packages from various vendors. Bidding starts at a cool 1000 gold. Get those bids in and happy bidding, lovebirds! To Sign Up or see more details please visit The Society Circle’s Office.
CHARITY BALL Children's Week is the dedicated time of the year when we turn our attention to supporting the children of both the Horde and Alliance. Lady GiGi, now a mother
The Society Circle is hosting an epic Speed Dating and Date Auction event, just in time for that special time of year!
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CELESTIAL CYCLE RAM 3/21 - 4/19 This coming month may just be a harsh one for you. And endings of things are afoot. It could be a relationship, a job, or even hope. Stay vigilant.
LARION
DRYAD
7/23 - 8/22
11/22 - 12/21
This month may be a struggle for your pride or rage. Do your best to keep yourself in line so that others will not pay the price for your own downfall.
Keep things simple this month. No need for extravagant plans. Minimal is better at this moment; it will help feel relief and calm.
MUSKEN
VIXEN
NAGA
4/20 - 5/20
8/23 - 9/22
12/22 - 1/19
Hope. Renewal. Clarity. These are keywords to your outlook this month. So much is at the horizon for you. Keep moving forward!
There may be a sense of dread or conflict arising. As it always is, do not fear this. No matter how hard the struggle, there is always a solution and you will pull through.
So much fulfillment on its way to you! A sense of family, happiness, satisfaction all coming your way. Bask in this amazing feeling and be at your best.
SHADOW
UNIT
REVENANT
5/21 - 6/21
9/23 - 10/23
1/20 - 2/18
If you were holding off on traveling and seeing the world or some specific place, now is your time! Exploration and curiosity is the most healthy way to go this month! Happy travels!
It may just come naturally to go within and avoid others during this time. There is an air of imbalance, something offputting. It is okay to take time to yourself.
A moment of growth for you is arising. Taking accountability, acceptance, and commitment to things are all on the horizon. Wonderful job, done! I love this for you!
SCARAB
SCORPID
LURE
6/22 - 7/22
10/24 - 11/21
2/18 - 3/20
Beware, there may be those around you that are greedy, leeching at you whether for your money or your time. This could also be you doing this to others. Keep an eye out.
Tarot Reader: Ithilios Autumnrayne
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Perhaps there was a separation of sorts that occurred recently. Something ripped away from you will have you feeling empty and alone. Depression and boredom are factors in this. Stay strong.
Watch out. Be sure not to focus too much on material things for they serve you no purpose. These may very well end up just being setbacks for your growth.
**ASTRAL SIGILS CREATED BY GIGI FISKE AND ITHIILOS AUTUMNRAYNE FISKE PUBLISHING
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