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Issue: 009
Last Quarter 12/5
New Moon 12/12
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First Quarter 11/19
Full Moon 12/27
dinner tables across the land. While the sincerity of their appeal touched the hearts of some, sadly, others perceived the protest as a minor inconvenience or, quite literally, an unexpected addition to a potential dinner menu. The coexistence of those who empathized with the turkeys and those who viewed them as a culinary opportunity underscored the complex and delicate dance between humans and turkeys during this annual tradition.
FOWL PLAY: TURKEYS DEMAND CHANGE REPORTER: Berdie Drab
In the gentle embrace of November, a season traditionally adorned with festivities and joy, an unexpected touch of dissent unfolded in the serene wilds of Elwynn. While many were in the midst of preparing for a delightful feast, the turkeys inhabiting the region harbored a different intention. On the 25th of November, a group of spirited wild turkeys, carrying tiny picket signs, gracefully made their way through the lively streets of Stormwind, staging a protest that
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gently called for compassion in light of the annual challenges faced by their kind. This unique protest, instigated by the feathered residents of Elwynn, aimed to shed light on the challenges turkeys encounter during the Pilgrim's Bounty celebration. Carrying their petite signs, the turkeys strolled through the city streets, their collective calls gently resonating against the stone walls. Their message was one of simple yet earnest request: a plea to veer away from the fate that traditionally awaited them on
Despite the earnest endeavors of the turkeys to nudge against the conventional flow, the protest, although impactful, fell short of disrupting the long-established Pilgrim's Bounty tradition this year. Only time will unveil whether the turkeys' resilient plea for understanding will eventually find resonance and reshape the narrative of this time-honored holiday tradition.
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ENTERTAINMENT A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AT THE YE OLDE NORTHSHIRE FAIRE REPORTER: Moses Cane
Stepping into the enchanting world of Ye Olde Northshire Faire, I found myself transported to a world where the magic Old World collided with the vibrant modernism we find today. As a guest at this inaugural event, the experience was nothing short of enchanting. The Raven's from Brightwood Tavern, truly enticed me as I was greeted by the aroma of some of their homecooked meals. The vendors had toiled tirelessly, concocting and creating delectable goods that brought a of Duskwood culture to every guest. Mr. Lloyd of Blue Hat Blacksmithing, the premier Arcane Blacksmithing establishment, offered services of various items that were concocted by traditional blacksmithing techniques met the enchantment of magic. One could surely find one-of-a-kind items from there. Despite an exhaustive search, the elusive Divini-Tea remained a mystery to me. My curiosity piqued by tales of their wide varieties of divination, I vowed to embark on a quest to discover this hidden gem in the next adventure. Marchioness Anlissa Almuset, renowned for her expertise with fresh-cut flowers, delighted guests by offering a selection of her exquisite floral arrangements under the enchanting banner of Fern and Fawn. Gwendolyn Kelly of Granny Witchcraft captivated visitors with her blessed herbal remedies, promising protection against idle curses, darker forces, and decay. Each potion carried a hint of mystical charm.
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mystical charm. The Mythril Mortar emerged as a treasure trove for alchemical and medicinal wares, featuring a collection of reagents, incense, herbs, teas, coffee, elven wines, and blends that appealed to the senses. Under the helm of Elysira, Aelorya, and Stix, the New Embaari Collective showcased a myriad of wares from Vim & Vigor, Arkonite Creations, and Stix Shop, adding an eclectic touch to the marketplace. Evelynn Winter of Soul Rhythms provided her offerings, ranging from instrument purchases to creations, resonated with the sentiment that when words fail, music speaks. The Cozy Kirin and Ironbrew nestled themselves under The Wayfarers Caravan, offering an array of goods catering to all tastes, from cozy comforts to robust ironwork. Fillean's Wonder Wagon emerged as a vibrant oasis, teeming with animated fun for everyone. What stole the show, however, was the special batch of hand-sewn plush whelpling stuffies. Crafted by the Lion's Spouse Club, these whimsical creatures were available for purchase, with 100% of proceeds going towards funding Pilgrim's Bounty celebrations for orphans and their caretakers.
artistic wizardry. For those seeking more than just shopping, the Faire offered a myriad of other amusements. Sports enthusiasts were encouraged to participate or spectate in the King's Duel, Archery Challenge, and a majestic steed showcase judging each horse by its beauty, bearing, bond, and a how they handle the wildcard challenge. Fashion enthusiasts had their moment in the Queen's Fashion contest.
enthusiasts had their moment the Queen's Fashion contest.
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As a first-time visitor to Ye Olde Northshire Faire, I left with a heart full of memories, enchanted by the creativity and passion of the vendors. The event was a testament to the vibrant community, and I can only hope that it marks the beginning of a long-standing tradition. Until next time, may the magic of Ye Olde Northshire Faire endure in the hearts of all who attended.
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SPORTS FIGHTING
NOVEMBER’S Enthrall in the Brawl WINNERS 1st Place: Aliyra 2nd Place: Halien Silentgrove 3rd Place: Lidoraera
Month's End Brawl NOVEMBER'S WINNERS 1st Place: Perolyl 2nd Place: Kanijihaa 3rd Place: Bloody SIlver
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FOOD 6. Gradually whisk in the milk and heavy cream until nice and smooth. Continue whisking until you see bubbles on the surface and then continue cooking and whisking for another 2 minutes. Whisk in salt and pepper. 7. Add two cups of shredded cheese and whisk until smooth. Add another two cups of shredded cheese and continue whisking until creamy and smooth. Sauce should be nice and thick. 8. Stir in the cooled pasta until combined and pasta is fully coated with the cheese sauce. 9. Pour half of the mac and cheese into the prepared baking dish. Top with remaining 2 cups of shredded cheese and then the remaining mac and cheese.
BAKED MAC AND CHEESE COLUMNIST: Mr. Fiske
Holidays are starting up and a staple to most is some good mac and cheese.
Ready in 1 hour Serves 12 people Ingredients 16 oz elbow macaroni 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil 6 tbsp unsalted butter ⅓ cup all-purpose flour 3 cups whole milk 1 cup heavy whipping cream 2 cups Gruyere cheese shredded 4 cups sharp cheddar cheese shredded 1 ½ cups panko crumbs 4 tbsp butter melted ½ cup Parmesan cheese shredded
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¼ tsp smoked paprika
10. In a small bowl, combine panko crumbs, Parmesan cheese, melted butter and paprika. Sprinkle over the top and bake until bubbly and golden brown, about 30 minutes. Serve immediately.
Preparation 1. Preheat oven to 350F. Lightly grease a large 3 qt baking dish and set aside. Combine shredded cheeses in a large bowl and set aside. 2. Cook the pasta one minute shy of al dente . Remove from heat, drain, and place in a large bowl. 3. Drizzle pasta with olive oil and stir to coat pasta. Set aside to cool while preparing cheese sauce. 4. Melt butter in a deep saucepan. 5. Whisk in flour over medium heat and continue whisking for about 1 minute until bubbly and golden.
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LIFESTYLE ASK MS. NIGHTSKY
Q.
At a recent family gathering, I found out I had an older brother. I was beyond excited about it. Our father left our mother when she was pregnant with me and took my brother with him. Our mom didn’t know he was leaving, he was supposed to be just going out for a walk and he never came home. Mom told me dad left us, but never told me about my brother. I was so happy to meet him and get to know him. Now he’s acting way too protective. I have been dating this one guy for a few months now, and I introduced the two. My brother asked him a lot of questions and then told him he was not good enough for me. This upset my boyfriend and he left early that night. I am still talking to my boyfriend but I don’t know how long I can keep the peace between the two. I don’t want to sound mean and tell my brother to butt off. How can I tell him to leave my dating life alone without sounding mean?
fear of upsetting him, fear you will hurt him, or distrust you have for your brother. I suggest talking to him. Start by asking why he feels that way towards your boyfriend and go from there. This shows your brother cares for you. Tell your brother why you care so much about your boyfriend and what you see in the guy. That
should help the situation somewhat. He is your older brother, he will always care. He just got you in his life, and I think he’s scared to lose you. Talk to him, I have a feeling things will be okay.
REPORTER: Scoops
This reporter decided to go in head deep and follow the mysteries as I once followed myself being my Father's father and he was my son. It was a weird moment but yet unexpected moment.
During my time and the time ways, no pun intended. I found myself wandering in the bass glow of my former self or what could have been or what should be
Ms. Nightsky.
Thank you, Ms. Leafstar
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Dear Ms.Leafstar,
Finding family is a great thing, congrats on that! Sorry to hear about the issue. Sounds like a typical overprotective brother. The said thing is, there is not a way to get out of this without talking to your brother. I do not know if it’s
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DIGEST A RACE AGAINST TIME: HEALING RIFT SICKNESS REPORTER: Kalimeris Embersong
In recent months, medical experts and adventurers alike have been noticing a perplexing but mild infection now called Rift Sickness. Characterized by generalized weakness and confusion, this enigmatic illness has sparked concern. Time rifts that opened in the Thaldrazus area are thought to be the origin, and the illness remains localized to the Thaldrazuz region just to the east of the great city of Valdrakken, Dragon Isles. Witnesses in the area report that Time Rifts have been opening up from many different timelines within a few minutes. Soridormi, of the Bronze Dragonflight, has been organizing adventurers to put things back in their correct time. Contact with so many Time Rifts seems to have adverse effects on some adventurers who become afflicted with this newly observed illness. Rift Sickness manifests with a range of symptoms, the most prominent being a pervasive sense of weakness that affects the entire body. Patients often report feeling fatigued and debilitated, struggling with even the most routine tasks, such as picking up small items. Accompanying this
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physical malaise is a notable mental fog, causing confusion and cognitive impairment. Dr. Kaliequin Embersong, a leading expert in psychiatry and the author’s cousin, describes the cognitive symptoms observed in Rift Sickness cases, “Patients present with difficulty concentrating, memory lapses, and a sense of disorientation to what timeline they are currently in, this hinders their ability to process information and make decisions. Possibly they fear affecting their future in unpredictable ways.” Dr. Embersong emphasizes the importance of collaboration among the various medical specialties, as well as consulting practitioners of Bronze magics. As of now, treatment for Rift sickness remains largely symptomatic, focusing on alleviating weakness and cognitive impairment. Rehabilitation therapies, including physical and occupational therapies, can be employed to address the physical symptoms. Meanwhile, cognitive rehabilitation is being explored to enhance mental clarity. Thankfully, the symptoms seem to dissipate after a short time for most individuals. If you notice your symptoms continuing, please consult your healthcare provider. FISKE PUBLISHING
ENTERTAINMENT Crossword Puzzle #9
ACROSS 2. Under the tree items 7. Holiday visitor 8. A source of life 10. Rockets 11. Sledding Season 12. Seasonal Biscuit 13. Deck the Halls 14. Winter missiles DOWN 1. Graccu's Specialty 3. Feast of Winter Veil goods 4. Missing Reindeer 5. Abominable 6. Kiss elicitor 9. Stocking stuffer Use the clues to fill in the words above. Words can go across or down. Letters are shared when the words intersect.
EASY
HARD
Source: www.puzzles.ca
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CLASSIFIEDS ANNOUNCEMENTS NATURE’S BLESSINGS! Lord Herne, renowned as The Horned Hunter, and Lady Raanthelah joyfully announce their upcoming union in matrimony. The enchanting ceremony is set to take place on February 10th at the picturesque Malorne's Refuge in Val'Sharah. Gratitude is extended to Joherlin, whose playful dare for Herne to charm the captivating Raanthelah on the steps of the Cathedral marked the beginning of their magical love story. In addition to their impending nuptials, the couple eagerly anticipates the arrival of triplets, expected to grace their lives in August.
A WHIMISCIAL ROMANCE
Lord Teremath Blacksorrow encountered his enchanting muse, Lady Zariasona Emberspirit, while both held administrative positions in Whimsy. What began as a professional connection evolved into an inseparable bond after their initial date at the Ledgermain Inn in Dalaran back in February. Seizing the opportunity,
How to Register: Interested actors, please stay tuned for the official audition date announcement and registration details on our website DISCORD. We look forward to seeing your talent and passion at our auditions. Join us in bringing this captivating murder mystery to life.
Lord Blacksorrow took a significant stride by proposing to Lady Zariasona during a romantic gondola ride around Stormwind, accompanied by a private bard. Her acceptance marked the beginning of their journey toward marriage. The couple is set to exchange vows on January 12th, extending an open invitation to celebrate their joyous union. Join them as they embark on this new chapter filled with love and commitment.
EVENTS CALLING ALL ACTORS! Hearthside Theatre Company is thrilled to invite talented actors and performers to audition for our upcoming murder mystery play.
For inquiries, contact Remona Thane. Don't miss this opportunity to be a part of the Hearthside Theatre Company family!
JINGLE BELL JUBILEE
Play Synopsis: Five years after the death of a dearly beloved father and husband, a family and the widow at the head of the household reunite to try and fix what had since been lost between them. Can they work through their issues, or will blood run cold again?
Arty by Zuiadraws
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Audition Details: Date: Auditions will be held within the next month (exact date to be announced soon). Location: Hearthside Theatre Company. Characters: A diverse range of roles available for actors of all ages and backgrounds.
This year’s Jingle Bell Jubilee is already underway for preparations! Hues of gold and red will sweep across Azeroth as the festival resurfaces upon Azeroth once
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CLASSIFIEDS again. The most wonderful time of the year is growing, and we have new games and vendors in store! If you wish to know more, Please message Archon Zariasona Emberspirit.
INNOVATIVE DEMONSTRATIONS
Please join us for this special presentation of AIDOS main manufacturing specialty medical products! Hosted by the Executive Director for Operation: GENESIS, and Prime Quartermaster of Gnomeregan, from the Council of Gnomeregan, AIDOS! AIDOS' products focus on improving quality of life for veterans of various combat and adventuring missions throughout Azeroth. Who: Medical Practitioners of all Types, other interested parties, everyone! Date: Sunday, December 17, 2023 Time: 5:30pm WrA (pst) / 7:30pm MG (cst) Where: The Maker's Perch, Sholazar Basin, Northrend, summons available Host: Executive Director AIDOS Prime
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MEDICS WITHOUT BORDERS
Prepare for a captivating and meaningful evening as GiGi takes the helm once again to orchestrate the Medic Without Borders Charity Ball on January 21st. This noteworthy event aims to bring attention to the persistent conflict in the Emerald Dream, emphasizing the indispensable contributions of our frontline healers and medics. Through this immersive experience, we seek to highlight the crucial role they play in bringing healing and hope to those caught in the midst of turmoil. Join us in supporting this noble cause and shining a light on the selfless dedication of those who tirelessly work to provide care in the face of adversity. All proceeds generated during the event will be directed toward the Medics Without Borders program, contributing to their commendable and altruistic efforts. (NO IN-GAME CURRENCY NEEDED) Who? All Factions / All Servers When? Sunday, January 21, 2024 at 7PM (MG-RT) Where? Emerald Dream In a show of solidarity with real-world challenges, particularly the ongoing conflict between Israel and Gaza, we've set up a practical means of support. Individuals wishing to contribute to Doctors Without Borders' efforts in this real-world crisis can access a designated link for donations directly on the event server. To add an extra incentive, those who make real-life donations will be eligible to participate in a raffle for a chance to win a captivating half-body art piece crafted by the talented Mischi Art.
THE BEATIFIC BANQUET
You are invited to the Beatific Banquet, a glorious Alliance Charity Feast to both celebrate Pilgrim's Bounty and give back to the wonderful public! This sensational event will feature Music from the fantastic Bard Umbry Ravenspire! Food from three of some of the most refined culinary artist Chefs in Azeroth! A mini Fireworks Grand Opening! A 400,000 GOLD Door Entry Raffle! Comforting homely goods, luxurious wares, and fun souvenirs from our interest-peeking Shopping Vendors! A Grand Fireworks Finale from the Striped Zhevra Troupe! Meeting new friends! And more! Some say words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind; however, others say that life is a Banquet with a buffet of experiences for the hungry soul! Decide for yourself at the Beatific Banquet with food and friends downstairs and bartering delights upstairs! Event Details: Date: Tuesday, December 12th Time: 8:00pm ((MG SERVER TIME)) Location: The Large Alliance Keep, Stormshield, Ashran, Draenor
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CELESTIAL CYCLE RAM 3/21 - 4/19 Great things are coming for you this month! Stay merry and be happy! Indulge in your gifts!
LARION
DRYAD
7/23 - 8/22
11/22 - 12/21
Money is coming your way! Such financial wealth and abundance are in your favor.
Don’t be afraid to go out and enjoy yourself. Sometimes you just need to let off some steam and let loose.
MUSKEN
VIXEN
NAGA
4/20 - 5/20
8/23 - 9/22
12/22 - 1/19
Keep an eye out for those they may be seeking to betray you. Especially those closest to you.
Now may be the time to stay put and to yourself. There is nothing wrong with spending time with yourself from time to time.
Anxiety may strike this month. Dive deep into yourself to find out the source of such feelings.
SHADOW
UNIT
REVENANT
5/21 - 6/21
9/23 - 10/23
1/20 - 2/18
Look at you go! You have grown so much in such a short amount of time! Revel in your accomplishments!
Others around you may be acting strange. It isn’t you- everyone is going through their own issues. Give them some time to come around.
Maybe it may be time to travel. See the world and explore new cultures. It may just give you the insight you need to get yourself in gear to better yourself.
SCARAB
SCORPID
LURE
6/22 - 7/22
10/24 - 11/21
2/18 - 3/20
Make sure you don’t let your ego get ahead of you this month. Everything does not revolve around you. You need to consider others.
Tarot Reader: Ithilios Autumnrayne
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It may be time to reach out to your loved ones. Friends and family that you haven’t spoken to in some time may be in need of your help.
Happiness comes in many forms. It may be in a partner, or family, or an event, or a pet. Find yourself the happiness you have been lacking for some time now. It can change your perspective in all things.
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