Azeroth Times November 638 K.C.
Issue: 008
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New Moon 11/13
WYVERN’S TAIL ADVENTURING REPORTER: Xulk
There is nobody who can save us but each other. That is the philosophy of the adventurer’s guild I help run out of the Wyvern’s Tail in Orgrimmar. Gravy and I find what quests need doing in the region and offer them up to all who stop by. Quests given out on previous nights get turned in and discussed, and together we help improve the region. The Greater Durotar region suffered an ecological and spiritual collapse during the Orcish exodus and the subsequent wars, never having a chance to recover before being deeply scoured by Deathwing. Two civil wars and Primalist attacks came after, leaving the land and its people scarred. Durotar has had the misfortune of not being damaged enough that the Horde has focused its recovery efforts elsewhere. While the new campaign in the Dragon Isles is worthwhile, sometimes the old and known must be mended and tended to as well. And so we meet, explore and try to find what can be fixed. We meet every other Thursday in the Wyvern’s Tail, in the Valley of Honor at 8pm. Our next meeting will be on November 9th. We have organized this differently than
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most other campaigns, we do not exercise strict control over you, or the quests you have been given. When you show up, you can receive a quest, and from there, you will have broad discretion on just how you complete it, though you are encouraged to adventure with others. Once you complete your quest, return to the tavern and brag to everyone how your quest went. Our goal isn’t just to fix lingering problems, but also to connect the various adventurers of Kalimdor together, to work more effectively against whatever threat the region will face next. Slowly, through the work of many, the region can start to heal. We have had success. A cartel was poisoning the Southfury to boost the price of water in the region, but was thwarted through collected effort. The shaman Thragg Gorerunner recruited the aid of the spirit of Thunder Ridge. Sajama and The Hand of Alganon ran a water caravan from the Crossroads and back. Johanna tracked down one of the cartel alchemists who had faked his death. Ki’iro calmed a water elemental that had contorted itself to look like a crocolisk. Their efforts, and the efforts of many others, have changed the fate of Durotar.
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While the river is once again potable after boiling, the cartel remains at large, and may yet attempt another scheme to prey upon the people and lands of Durotar. They are far from the only malady. I invite you to do something about it. Any are welcome to take part in the performance of the quest themselves, including members of the Alliance. I would ask that Alliance members not try to enter Orgrimmar directly, the grunts get quite upset about that sort of thing. There is nothing stopping you from working with your neutral and Horde friends, however. Additional information on the Durotar Adventurer’s Guild methods and philosophy is posted at the Wyvern’s Tail. I look forward to seeing you all next Thursday and hearing about the adventures and allies you find along the way.
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SPORTS FIGHTING
Month's End Brawl OCTOBER'S WINNERS
JOUSTING
1st Place: Smiley 2nd Place: Smiley 3rd Place: Bloody SIlver
OCTOBER'S Enthrall in the Brawl WINNERS 1st Place: Seekai Shimmerpaw 2nd Place: Arkayla 3rd Place: Perolyl Stillwaters
OCTOBER’S Roses of the Realm Tournament CHAMPION Sir Jonathan Bell the Defiant Rose
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SPORTS This noble gathering finds its home nestled within the illustrious Duchy of Summerfast, where landscapes painted in vibrant green merge seamlessly with the valorous heart of chivalry. It serves as a fitting backdrop for an event that pays homage to the gallant spirit of the Alliance.
ROSES OF THE REALM TOURNAMENT
One of the tournament's most remarkable attributes is its inclusivity. The Roses of the Realm Joust extends an open invitation to all, welcoming knights and spectators alike to partake in a jubilant celebration of gallantry and fellowship.
Sir Ala'theas exuberantly shared the unparalleled joy he derives REPORTER: Berdie Drab from uniting fellow knights, fostering the refinement of skills, In the enchanting realm of Azeroth, and kindling the flames of friendly a fresh and captivating tournament rivalry. This sense of unity is of has made its grand entrance, paramount importance, particularly sparking the imagination of knights in these times of ongoing armistice and enchanting spectators. I had with the Horde, reminding all of the distinct privilege of engaging the unwavering essence of chivalry in a conversation with the that resides in the hearts of the mastermind behind this endeavor, Alliance. none other than Sir Ala'theas Whitemourn, known far and wide as Yet, as with any grand undertaking, The Black Rose. Draped in challenges are an inherent part of resplendent Thalassian tournament the journey. Organizing such a attire, Sir Ala'theas was a vision grand event while ensuring that in red and silver, embellished with dignified conduct prevails amidst intricate golden filigree. His the fervor of competition is no noble visage was further small feat. The founder's resolute accentuated by a cascade of white intent is to preserve the honor of locks intertwined with a circlet of the joust, guarding it against any red and gold. untoward behavior that might seek The Roses of the Realm Tournament, as I discovered, is far more than a mere event; it stands as a tribute to the age-old ideals of chivalry and the noble Court of Chivalry, which unites the Alliance in a sacred bond of honor and camaraderie. Sir Ala'theas, a dedicated participant in numerous tournaments, felt an unshakable connection to the allure of chivalric competition. For him, hosting this joust was a profound way to pay homage to the revered traditions of knighthood and the sport they cherished.
In addition to his dedication to the tournament, Sir Ala'theas shared aspirations that run deep in tandem with the yearnings of his High Elven kin for rightful recognition within the Alliance's courts. As a Chapter-Master of the Knights of the Radiant Wreath within the Court of Chivalry, his endeavors are firmly rooted in the pursuit of greater representation for his people in the heart of Stormwind. When asked about the legacy he wishes to leave behind, Sir Ala'theas expressed a profound desire to etch his name in history as the Black Rose who, steadfast in his honor, met his end at the dawn of a new era for the Alliance. His goal is to live and die as a testament to unwavering honor, ensuring the prosperity of his people amid adversities. The Roses of the Realm Joust is more than a mere competition; it stands as a heartfelt tribute to the shared heritage, valor, and the indomitable spirit of camaraderie that unites the realm's inhabitants. Sir Ala'theas resoundedly emphasized that the tournament beckons all to honor the gallant hearts that tirelessly beat within every knight, warrior, and denizen of their noble realm. And, for all those eagerly awaiting the next installment, there's good news —another event is on the horizon, possibly within the coming months.
to blemish its noble character.
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TRAVEL TRAVELS WITH MEL: VALLEY OF THE ETERNAL BLOSSOM COLUMNIST: Melrose Abernathy
Hey there, it’s me again, your friendly travel columnist, Mel here to welcome you to the beautiful Valley of the Eternal Blossoms, a hidden gem in the enchanting land of Pandaria! In this travel article, we'll explore the wonders of the Valley and take a closer look at the quaint little village of Mistfall Village as it really is more than it seems. Nestled in the heart of the Valley of the Eternal Blossoms, Mistfall Village is a haven for travelers seeking peace and serenity. The village is known for its rustic charm and welcoming townsfolk. It also boasts a luxury resort, offering a unique escape from the bustling cities and common turmoils which provides stunning views of Whitepetal Lake and its surrounding natural wonders. The resort offers a range of accommodations, from lavish suites to cozy cabins, ensuring that every traveler finds their perfect sanctuary. Don't let the mention of luxury fool you – Mistfall Village offers accommodations at affordable rates, making it accessible to a wide range of travelers. Whether you choose a lavish suite or a cozy cabin, you'll be treated to top-notch amenities and unparalleled comfort. The village's commitment to providing a memorable experience without breaking the bank sets it apart from many other destinations in Azeroth.
captivated by the breathtaking beauty of Mistfall Village and its surroundings. As you explore the area, you'll notice a constant state of autumn, with cooler temperatures and mesmerizing red and gold trees. It's as if the village is locked in a timeless season of tranquility and harmony. If you're a nature enthusiast, Mistfall Village has plenty to offer. Lace up your hiking boots and embark on scenic trails that wind through the Valley of the Eternal Blossoms. As you explore, you'll be surrounded by stunning vistas, lush foliage, and maybe even a hidden waterfall or two. For those who prefer a more leisurely activity, casting a line into the crystal-clear waters of Whitepetal Lake is a must. Fishing
in these serene surroundings is not only a great way to unwind but also an opportunity to catch some of Pandaria’s favorite fish. If you crave a closer connection with nature, take a leisurely nature walk around the valley. Breathe in the crisp air as you amble along the walking paths, taking in the sights and sounds of the Valley. You may encounter friendly wildlife or stumble upon a hidden grove where you can rest and reflect. Whether you're seeking a peaceful retreat from the constant battles and tumroils or simply wish to immerse yourself in Pandaria’s wonders, this hidden gem is the perfect destination. So pack your bags, embark on a journey to the Valley of the Eternal Blossoms, and experience the unique enchantment of Mistfall Village. Let its luxury and natural beauty rejuvenate your spirit, leaving you with memories to cherish for a lifetime. This is Mel, signing off until next time, Adventurers!
Step outside your comfortable accommodations and prepare to be
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FOOD 3. Add the onions, garlic and balsamic vinegar; cook, stirring with a wooden spoon and scraping the brown bits from bottom of the pan, for about 5 minutes. Add the tomato paste and cook for a minute more. Add the beef with its juices back to the pan and sprinkle with the flour. Stir with a spoon until the flour is dissolved, 1 to 2 minutes. Add the wine, beef broth, water, bay leaf, thyme, and sugar. Stir with a spoon to loosen any brown bits from the bottom of the pan and bring to a boil. Cover the pot with a lid, transfer to the preheated oven, and braise for 2 hours.
BEEF STEW COLUMNIST: Mr. Fiske
It’s starting to get cold and what is better than a nice warm stew to keep you warm?
Ready in 3.5 hours Serves 6 people
½ teaspoon dried thyme 1½ teaspoons sugar 4 large carrots, peeled and cut 1 inch chunks 1 pound small white boiling potatoes
4. Remove the pot from the oven and add the carrots and potatoes. Cover and place back in the oven for about an hour more, or until the vegetables are cooked, the broth is thickened, and the meat is tender. Fish out the bay leaf and discard, then taste and adjust seasoning, if necessary. Garnish with fresh parsley, if desired.
Preparation 1. Preheat the oven to 325°F and set a rack in the lower middle position.
Ingredients 3 pounds boneless beef chuck cut into 1 inch cubes 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 3 tablespoons olive oil 2 medium yellow onions, cut into small chunks 7 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 1½ tablespoons tomato paste ¼ cup all-purpose flour 2 cups dry red wine 2 cups beef broth 2 cups water 1 bay leaf
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2. Pat the beef dry and season with the salt and pepper. In a large Dutch oven or heavy soup pot, heat 1 tablespoon of the olive oil over medium-high heat until hot and shimmering. Brown the meat in 3 batches, turning with tongs, for about 5 minutes per batch; add one tablespoon more oil for each batch. (To sear the meat properly let the meat develop a nice brown crust before turning.) Transfer the meat to a large plate and set aside.
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ENTERTAINMENT Crossword Puzzle #8
ACROSS 3. Dessert 4. Magical Forest 6. Happy Existence 7. Thanks Giving 9. Get in gear 10. Seasonal Taste 12. Celebrate Ancestors DOWN 1. Big Bird 2. Season Activity 4. Druid Celebration 5. Grub 8. Fall 11. Weather Use the clues to fill in the words above. Words can go across or down. Letters are shared when the words intersect.
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ENTERTAINMENT backgrounds, are distinct. What we have in store for you will not only be a riveting experience for your ears, but also an enthralling display for your eyes to feast upon!” I interviewed the lovely Miss Songheart on her performance and experiences with music and the orchestra! What inspired her to pursue a career in music? Miss Songheart had a persistent desire to showcase her talent in any possible form, be it through live painting or any other means. Her innate drive to connect with her true self and her passion for giving back to society compelled her to pursue the best possible avenue - performing, which she was adept at.
THE ROYAL STORMWIND ORCHESTRA REPORTER: Selillitha Silverdreth
Sunday 15th October, The Royal Stormwind Orchestra hosted their first performance! Miss Elinore Hartwell led the event and even performed on stage with three other members of the RSO! The Flutist, Vegn Mourmist. The Trumpeter, Aedris Songheart. The Harpist, Briar Lennyn and the Pianist, Elinore Heartwell. Miss Hartwell works alongside Mr Trist’Aryan Ambrosio to help organize this immaculate event that took place in Dalaran! Miss Hartwell gave a small opening to the show, giving a small history on how the Orchestra first started. “Welcome to our esteemed guests of the evening. It is my honor, as the Director of the Royal Stormwind Orchestra, to extend a few words of thanks to you prior to commencing the autumn showcase.”
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“On behalf of all our members, I'd like to extend our most sincere gratitude to you for taking time out of your busy schedules to be in attendance tonight. This is the RSO's first concert after its official revival a couple of months ago. In this new era of the orchestra, we will build upon the foundations our predecessor created and continue to strive towards music excellence, as well as to promote this miraculous, splendid fine art to the greater public.” “Our founder, the late Sir Leonard Crofton, believed that music knows no bounds and should be shared with everyone who has love for it. And so, tonight, we spotlight four of our talented musicians. They come from diverse backgrounds, are of distinct Our founder, the late Sir Leonard Crofton, believed that music knows no bounds and should be shared with everyone who has love for it.” “And so, tonight, we spotlight four of our talented musicians. They come from diverse
How did she feel about the performances of everyone? Everyone's performances blew her away. Everyone had some sort of specialty or some different way that they were able to play their instrument that just captivated her in a way she couldn't put into words. Now that's not to say that anyone who picks up an instrument won't be able to do something like that. But the first solo showcase really set a high standard. Will she be performing in the next Orchestra? Miss Songheart will absolutely be performing in the next orchestra. As she's very excited to see what the future holds for the RSO. What was her favorite part of the night? “My favorite part of the night was the audience. Everyone was always swaying or dancing or grabbing someone who was near and dear to them, it was really heart warming. It made me feel like I was really doing something that people enjoyed and because people liked it that much. I was loving it that much more.”
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ENTERTAINMENT Each musician performed with grace this evening, solo acts and duets. Their music has the power to touch the soul and stir emotions within us like nothing else can. Whether it is the sound of a poignant melody, the harmony of an orchestral masterpiece, or the simplicity of a solo acoustic guitar, their music felt like it could transport us to a world beyond our own, where we can escape our everyday troubles and feel truly alive. Music has the power to inspire and motivate individuals in a variety of ways. The melodies, rhythms, and lyrics in a song can evoke strong emotions, memories, and feelings in its listeners. It can uplift one's mood, lessen feelings of anxiety or stress, and even increase productivity. Lyrics that address social and political issues can inspire individuals to take action and create change. Music can also serve as a source of creative inspiration, with artists drawing from different musical styles and genres to create something new and unique. Ultimately, music has a universal language that connects people from different backgrounds and cultures, making it an incredible source of inspiration and unity. This is what the Royal Stormwind Orchestra made everyone in the audience feel! Spectacular performances by Vegn Mourmist, Aedris Songheart, Briar Lennyn and Elinore Hartwell.
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CLASSIFIEDS ANNOUNCEMENTS DOUBLE DELIGHT
The Fiskes are ecstatic to report that both mother and daughter are in excellent health. The couple plans to cherish their time at home, bonding with their newborn in the days to come.
expertise in the artisanal crafts. Be you a tailor, a blacksmith, an armorer, a humble beekeeper, or a master honey-producer, a performer, a jeweler, a potter, a painter, or even a purveyor of delectable sustenance – consider registering as a booth to share your craft with the good folk of Northshire. For within these hallowed grounds, all talents and trades shall find their place. The Ye Olde Northshire Faire awaits your presence, where history and fantasy blend into a tapestry of merriment and revelry. Join us, and let the adventure unfold! Faire Information Date: November 18th Doors Open: 7pm (MG-RT) Location: Northshire, Elywnn Forest
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Dame Samara Tidesong, alongside her spouses Captain Errolynn Tidesong and Lady Burgryn Tidesong, joyfully commemorates the arrival of their family's newest members, twins Ettore and Rieka'Lura Tidesong, who entered the world on October 13th. Alor'el Erryn Tidesong, at the tender age of 4, now assumes the role of a proud big sister in this lovingly blended family.
FISKE-TASTIC BABY DELIVERY Mr. and Lady Fiske are overjoyed to introduce their precious daughter, Eris Imogen Fiske. She made her grand entrance into the world on October 27th at 10:37 PM, following a brave and enduring 26hour labor, with some challenges along the way. Eris entered this world with a remarkable weight of 8 lbs and 2 ounces and measured a beautiful 17 inches.
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EVENTS YE OLDE NORTHSHIRE FAIRE Ye Olde Northshire Faire beckons thee to don attire that befits the age. Flower crowns, corsets, leathers, and the most extravagant hats adorned with blossoms – prepare to astonish all in attendance at the Queen's Fashion Competition. If thy heart quickens for the clash of steel, hone thy blades for the King's Duel, a contest of honor and valor. Or perhaps, adorn thy noble steed in its finest trappings for the Knight's Steed Judging Show, where only the most majestic mounts shall reign supreme. Yet, it is not just for the gallant and the noble to participate. We extend a gracious invitation to all who possess
CALLING ALL ACTORS! Hearthside Theatre Company is thrilled to invite talented actors and performers to audition for our upcoming murder mystery play. Play Synopsis: Five years after the death of a dearly beloved father and husband, a family and the widow at the head of the household reunite to try and fix what had since been lost between them. Can they work through their issues, or will blood run cold again? Audition Details: Date: Auditions will be held within the next month (exact date to be announced soon). Location: Hearthside Theatre Company. Characters: A diverse range of roles available for actors of all ages and backgrounds.
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name, this unknown hero's actions will forever serve as a testament to the incredible power of selflessness and the pursuit of peace. Their legacy will continue to inspire us all to seek harmony and unity in a world often marred by discord and conflict. May this unnamed hero rest in eternal peace.
For inquiries, contact Remona Thane. Don't miss this opportunity to be a part of the Hearthside Theatre Company family!
OBITUARY AN UNNAMED HERO On October 10th, 638KC, an unknown individual, later identified as John Doe, selflessly intervened in a confrontation involving two Draeneis, a half-elf, and a paladin woman, demonstrating extraordinary bravery and a commitment to peace. Tragically, while attempting to mediate this conflict, this unnamed hero sustained a grievous injury when one of the Draeneis kicked him in the chest. The impact led to a severe cavity collapse over vital organs, tragically preventing him from breathing. In recognition of this individual's courageous act, they were given the last rites and tenderly shrouded in preparation for the Undertaker's care. Although we may not know their
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CELESTIAL CYCLE RAM 3/21 - 4/19 Be wary of those around you. There may be schemes and betrayal afoot. Be cautious of everything.
LARION
DRYAD
7/23 - 8/22
11/22 - 12/21
After a hard time you are going to now experience clarity, renewal, and hope. The worst is over.
Be careful, there may be a lot of mistrust and secrets floating about you. Watch who you trust.
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VIXEN
NAGA
4/20 - 5/20
8/23 - 9/22
12/22 - 1/19
Your actions may cause a lot of tension this month. Be careful of being selfish or entitled.
Hm, you may be traveling this month. Or! There is some sort of major feat coming to completion and fulfillment.
Don’t panic but there is failure afoot. Perhaps you will lose your job, or lose a friend due to your own neglect. These things can be negated if paid attention to.
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5/21 - 6/21
9/23 - 10/23
1/20 - 2/18
A month of growth! Follow your passions and your intuition for it will lead you to new heights.
Not to be too forward with this but this month is full of a lot of fear and anxiety. Depression and negativity may very well get a hold of you as well.
A lot of power is in your hands! You will have victory and control and the confidence to do as you desire.
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SCORPID
LURE
6/22 - 7/22
10/24 - 11/21
2/18 - 3/20
Hypocrisy, disobedience, rebellion and corruption. All possible themes for you this month. Keep an eye out for any possibility of it.
Tarot Reader: Ithilios Autumnrayne
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Family, love, and stability. All the good things are coming to you. So much abundance surrounds you. Bask in it.
A lot of mental stress is coming for you. It may very well place you in a ‘victim mode’ scenario however, you will very much feel left out in the cold and overall unhealthy.
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