Azeroth Times [Issue: 007]

Azeroth Times

Issue: 007

Last Quarter 10/6

New Moon 10/14

THE GREAT GNOEREGAN RUN

REPORTER: Berdie Drab

It's that time of year again when gnomes and adventurers of all races across Azeroth eagerly prepare for a beloved tradition the Great Gnomeregan Run Based on the famous "Running of the Gnomes," this annual charity event is set to take place on October 14th

The Great Gnomeregan Run follows the same iconic route as its predecessor, starting from the heart of gnome culture in New Tinkertown and concluding with a triumphant finish in the vibrant pirate haven of Booty Bay Along the way, participants will wind their way through some of Azeroth's most picturesque landscapes, including Dun Morogh, Ironforge, the Deeprun Tram, Stormwind, Elwynn Forest, Duskwood, and Stranglethorn Vale

One of the highlights of this event is its inclusivity. Adventurers of all skill levels and backgrounds are welcome to join in the fun Whether you're an experienced gnome racer or a newcomer, you can take part in this exhilarating run The event is structured to accommodate participants throughout the day, allowing them to choose the most convenient time to set their best personal record

First Quarter 10/22

Full Moon 10/28

To get started on this exciting adventure, all you need to do is speak with Mina Gleespanner in New Tinkertown She will provide you with all the information you need to embark on this unforgettable journey

While the Great Gnomeregan Run is undoubtedly a thrilling experience, it also serves a noble cause This event is all about giving back to the community, as the proceeds go towards various charitable endeavors that benefit the citizens of Azeroth Over the years, the run has made a significant positive impact, aiding children in need and supporting underprivileged gnome communities.

So, mark your calendars for October 14th and prepare to be a part of this incredible event The Great Gnomeregan Run is not just a race; it's a celebration of unity, friendship, and the enduring spirit of Azeroth's gnomes and their allies. Don't miss your chance to be a part of something truly special and make a difference

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MAN’ARI EREDAR

REPORTER: Selillitha Silverdreth

Let's clear up the confusion shall we? In this article I’ll be explaining whom, what and why the Man’ari Eredar are here. Let’s start with the basics:

What do they look like?

Their tails are longer and more muscular, and Man'ari lack cranial hair Man'ari are also much larger than other races, even more than normal Eredar Most Man'ari have shown physical changes in their skin, in the form of gray, dark-

blue, or red skin Horns may also grow from the head of a Man'ari Eredar

Who are they?

Man'ari Eredar are a branch of the Eredar species, which was corrupted by the Burning Legion into demons known, by Velen, as Man'ari Every Man'ari Eredar is in service of the Legion, and most of them are in higher ranks, such as commanders.

The word Man'ari refers to being, "Horrifically wrong, something twisted and unnatural and defiled ”

Man'ari are not Eredar! They are often called them, but Eredar refers to the entire race itself, including Man'ari and the Draenei Man'ari only refers to the Eredar corrupted by the Burning Legion.

The Draenei (meaning Exiled Ones in their own tongue) are a faction of uncorrupted Eredar who fled their homeworld of Argus to escape the corruption of the demonic Burning Legion

What does all this mean?

Well let's split them up into three categories: Man’ari Eredar, Eredar and Draenei. If you are to still call yourself a “Man’ari”, you are referring to the branch under the Legion by Kil’Jaeden Many lives, families and worlds were destroyed by the Man’ari Eredar so to continue to call yourself Man'ari doesn't sit well with everyone

Eredar refers to the race itself! Meaning both Draenei and Man’ari (of course, Draenei having their name changed to escape the legion), it would be a wise decision to refer to yourself as Eredar

Why are the Man’ari here?!

Azeroths Champions were sent by Velen to meet Hatuun- Chieftain of the Krokul and his people who have continued to reclaim Argus from the Legion However upon arrival, Velen met with a face he was not expecting…a Man’ari Eredar, Arza’kal. He believed in Archimonde and Kil’Jaeden for their people, false promises that only lead to their fall Kil’Jaeden was able to invade minds, any doubt would be shown to him. Doubt was a betrayal to him and that meant death.

Some Man’ari fled the legion and now Arzal’kal wishes to atone for

the crimes and sins And that is what he did He severed his ties with the Legion, killing the Man’ari that stayed loyal to Kil’Jaeden and Archimonde and helping Krokul slay Nalridun

A promise was made between Arzal’kKal and Velen, sealing the deal between them. Arzal’kal risked his life to bring back the Brilliant Star to Velen with Azeroths Champions at his side Many Man’ari who left with Arzal’kal came to the alliance to seek redemption.

In recognition of this change, Arzal’Kal has taken the name Arzaal.

The protests in the City: Many members of the Alliance will never forget what Man'ari Eredar have done Many in the city do not seek forgiveness.

Many fights have taken place with Man’ari being killed and Eredar being wounded in the process

On Sunday Evening, a meeting was held at the back of the Cathedral to see those of the Eredar to seek council, voice their concerns and gain an alliance with us Only for a raid of Man’ari Eredar to be seen

A picture was taken by an onlooker, showing the crowd around their unknown leader Man’ari Eredar entered through a portal and attacked their own kind and the people there Many were gravely injured and the Eredar made a promise to help kill those who betray the alliance and their now home of Stormwind

As we all know, those who ally with the legion are to be killed on sight.

THE EBON ARCHIVE: LEGACIES OF TIME

REPORTER: Dervishalan

The enigmatic Bronze Dragonflight have been the guardians of the tenuous pathways of time ever since they were pulled forth from the proto-forms they had before by the blessing of the Titans Tasked with keeping stability among the tenuous waves of time, such a concept is one to make the head of a mortal spin

Such a task is not easy, for it wasn’t terribly long ago that we saw the rise of another flight that has called itself the ‘Infinite Dragonflight’ who seek to altar the pathways of time to their own end. One might even think that such tampering could only spell disaster for the very things we’ve come to know

The Wardens of the Timeways:

The Bronze Dragonflight has protected the very tapestry of time for as long as mortal minds might be able to recall, no doubt the weave of time is fragile and requires constant supervision lest

disaster strike While I know not personally I have heard from other dutiful wardens that there were many times where they had to intervene directly to protect the natural flow of history

The thought of having our history changed with a single action is enough to make my own mind numb. I hold nothing but respect for the Bronze Dragonflight and their work I believe they serve a vital purpose in preserving our history and seeing that our future is promised.

Those who would Tamper:

I admit I know very little about this ‘Infinite Dragonflight’, I have heard small stories from various sources but I couldn’t make up my mind It wasn’t until recently I heard whisperings of what this Flight wants, it seems they have a desire to shatter the timeline we’ve come to understand.

I know not what this means if their goals are achieved, but I reckon it certainly would not be beneficial to the rest of us, or so I believe The last word I received was that the Aspect of the Bronze Dragonflight was seen conversing with, who I presume aligns with the Infinite Dragonflight

What this means I dare not predict, but I reckon something remarkable is about to happen.

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FIGHTING

SPORTS RACING JOUSTING

SEPTEMBER'S

Enthrall in the Brawl

WINNERS

1st Place: Yansone Barbalone

2nd Place: Kan'jiha

3rd Place: Ghost

SEPTEMBER’S

The Grand Azure

Tournament

WINNERS

1st Place: Aleron Grimm

2nd Place: Lhea

3rd Place: Avery Engrove

4th Place: Lady Alia Beligarde

5th Place: Sir Ala’theasa

Whitemourn

SEPTEMBER’S Full Throttle Racing WINNER

Month's End Brawl

AUGUST'S WINNERS

1st Place: Silver

2nd Place: Vela

3rd Place: Norru

ROSES OF THE REALM TOURNAMENT

OCTOBER 6TH & 7TH

Moxxel Rustbuckle

ONE ON ONE INTERVIEW WITH GASLEAK

REPORTER: Berdie Drab

In the heart of the bustling city of Stormwind, I found myself standing before a sight that demanded immediate attention Unit 66B3 Gasleak, the brilliant mind behind Full Throttle Racing (FTR), was a spectacle to behold. Dressed in an exquisite tuxedo and crowned with a top hat atop his polished steel skull, he presented an enigmatic figure His arms and legs, too, were forged from steel, but it was his two piercing blue light-emitting diode eyes that truly stole the show They bore the unmistakable mark of an innovator, a dreamer, and a trailblazer

As I began our conversation, I was eager to understand what had ignited the flames of Full Throttle Racing Gasleak revealed with unwavering enthusiasm, "The Crashcog Cup inspired me to make my own racing business " His words resonated with a profound sense of nostalgia, instantly connecting the dots between the past and the present

One of the most intriguing aspects of Full Throttle Racing is its nomadic nature. Gasleak made it clear, "We do not have a set location We race around the world!" It's an ethos that

transcends geographical confines, ensuring that the adrenalinepumping races are accessible to petrolheads across the globe

Full Throttle Racing extends a warm invitation to spectators who yearn for the thrill of the race However, to truly become part of the action as a racer, pitstop crew member, or vendor, one must take the initiative to sign up The world of Full Throttle Racing beckons to those bold enough to embrace its intensity

As Gasleak shared his thoughts on the most rewarding aspect of his role, his LED eyes seemed to brighten even further "Watching everyone have a great time brings me joy!" he exclaimed, radiating an aura of genuine delight. In that moment, it became clear that Full Throttle Racing is more than just a business; it's a vessel for shared experiences and camaraderie

Running a racing empire is no easy feat, as Gasleak confided, "Setups for our events and scheduling are difficult because in order for a race to happen, you must have people actually GO to the event!" The logistical challenges that underlie the spectacle are a testament to the dedication required to keep Full Throttle Racing's engines roaring

Gasleak's ambitions stretch far beyond the finish line He hinted at a tantalizing possibility: "I have been thinking of adding a side project for Full Throttle Racing revelation promises even more heart-pounding action in the future

When asked about his ultimate goal, Gasleak's response was unequivocal "Being the Founder of Full Throttle Racing," he declared, expressing his desire to etch his name into the annals of racing history as a pioneer and visionary.

As our conversation neared its conclusion, Gasleak had a message for the public: "We are always looking for more people to join us, and I hope to see them there!"

Whether you're an experienced racer, a fervent fan of speed, or someone seeking an unforgettable adventure, Full Throttle Racing extends an open invitation to join their electrifying journey a realm where velocity meets spectacle, and where dreams are fueled by the thunderous roar of engines

LIFESTYLE

ASK MS. NIGHTSKY

Q.Dear Ms Nightsky,

I have been working for

my current boss for ten years I’ve been saving up to open my own business ever since I started working I have the opportunity to buy a place and start getting things ready for that I don’t know how to tell my boss We’ve gotten close, I’m even the manager at the shop I’ve even gone to his family dinners over the last few years He speaks about the future as if I will be there forever. I just don’t want to hurt his feelings He’s such a great friend I don’t want to leave him hanging What would be the best way to tell him?

Sincerely, April Hatfield

A.Dear April,

I am happy to hear that that you are so close to your boss Not many get a great relationship with those they work with or for. I feel the best way to go about this would be to talk to him alone away from work If he’s been your friend for a long time, bring up this business you have been saving up for. I am guessing you’ve brought it up in the past. Let him know that you have the opportunity to get things going and want to take that step I would at least help him fill the manager's shoes, and offer to help find a replacement for you. Also inform him that you guys are still friends and would like to keep the relationship going, this may help with things If he is a real friend, he will

understand and be happy for you. You got this girl!

Sincerely, Ms Nightsky

feel this way about him. Should I tell him? Should I ask questions?

I’m so confused What should I do, Ms Nightsky?

Sincerely, A Song A.

Dear A Song

Q.Ms.Nightsky

I’ve been reading your pieces ever since this paper has come out This advice is asking about love There’s this man I have been talking to for a while now. I’ve known him for a few years He’s married and has kids I’ve been married and lost my love a few months back I’ve grown close to this man He says he and his wife have an open relationship, but I’ve never tried anything like that. He’s married! I want to ask for a relationship, but I think that may be too much I don’t know what this open relationship is to what extent it goes to He’s a really good friend and I am scared that if I tell him how I feel I will lose his friendship We are so different from each other He’s violet and always fighting, he’s even been arrested a few times I’m more peaceful. I don’t want to see people fighting, I will go out there and help people where I can I don’t know why I even

That is a lot I’ve said it once and I’ll write it again, we can’t help what our hearts want I would start by asking to what extent the open relationship goes. That’s going to be the first thing to tackle down here You’ll want to know if he will be able to have a relationship, or if he’s only going to be allowed to flirt and be playful. If a relationship is not allowed, then at least you know to leave things alone, if you wish to take that path If he is able to be in relationships, ask the questions you have If he’s told you his wife and him have decided to have an open relationship, then that means there is some interest he has in you If he only wanted a close friendship, I don’t think he would have gone as far as to tell you about his open relationship No question is to dumb here. Most couples have set rules they go by when it comes to having an open relationship Ask about them This should hint to him that you have an interest in being with him If you are ok with those rules, be more open. Tell him how you feel. I have a feeling things will work out here for you I wish you the best of luck Go sing your song to him

Sincerely, Ms Nightsky

TRAVEL

heart

Your emotions will be on a continuous rollercoaster ride when you set foot into Karazhan I know mine were! I was awe struck by the towering gothic architecture that still stole the breath away despite being covered in cobwebs and dust There is a palpable sense of dread given the long standing tales about a veritable army of undead that are rumored to haunt its shadows to this day Ghouls, spirits, and all manner of unspeakable horrors are said to wander amid the curtains of cobwebs and the dancing shadows. I, for one, was hopeful to witness it as my tour began at sunset

TRAVELS WITH MEL: A NIGHT IN KARAZHAN

COLUMNIST: Melrose Abernathy

Hello, folks! Mel here and I am excited to get into the spirit of the spooky season, so prepare yourselves for a spine-chilling journey to the ghost tower in the heart of the Eastern Kingdoms. That’s right, folks, in honor of the spooky season, it’s time for a spectral foray to Karazhan But be warned: this adventure requires a dose of courage and an iron will to withstand the terrifying delights that Karazhan has to offer Visitors daring enough to

brave their fears commonly emerge with eerily delightful experiences, spooky narratives, and chilling tales that leave their friends gasping in horror and delight

Nestled amidst the eerie hills of Deadwind Pass, Karazhan is an enchanting haunted tower with a dark history we have all heard of, surrounded by a ghost town that whispers the tales of bygone ages A trip to this ethereal destination is an immersion into medieval horrors, spine-tingling scares, and a gateway to the supernatural, in other words, this one is not for the faint of

As we stepped over the ancient marble floors it sounded as if spectral groans echoed in the winds and down the echoing halls, enhancing the already ghastly sense of the atmosphere Soon enough, the setting rays of light were replaced by an eerie moonlight that cast the castle’s interior in a ghoulish glow truly casting the haunted scene Each hall, each room, resonated with whispers of a forgotten past making one wonder if all the haunting rumors are true

During the tour, we were taken to the deadly opera house where the macabre music can still be heard whispering in the air and through the menagerie as we were told of the foreboding constructs that protect the ‘Master’s Tower’, a place rumored to still hold the secrets to dark and unnatural power The haunted tales our guide told infused us with an icy fear and made me

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TRAVEL

question everything I thought I knew about the boundaries of reality Here, the veil is thinnest between our world and the spectral realm and one can not help but feel that seep deep into their bones leaving them with a sense of an icy chill We paused in the great study where we were shown photos from previous tours with sightings of apparitions, mysterious outlines, and glassy orbs proving that most if not all of the stories told held some truth to them

For the brave-hearted, the tour offers a hauntingly unique spectacle – the 'Spooky Soirée’. It is said to be hosted by the ghost of Medivh, the last Guardian of Tirisfal, though none have seen him during the tour Still, you will witness spectral couples waltzing in the grand ballroom, phantasmal lords and ladies swirling through the ages in a dance of the dead This haunting spectacle, accompanied by otherworldly music, will leave you breathlessly spellbound I was so struck by the sight, I nearly forgot to take photos!

Ghostly sightings are not the sole allure of Karazhan There's always the ongoing tale of the severed spirit of Prince Malchezaar It is said that he can be heard still speaking of terrible curses, daemonic invasions, and the forbidden knowledge that brought about his fall His tale merely underscores and highlights the grim tales into the dark past of Karazhan, its haunting chronicles, and the dreadful secrets it has held onto so tightly for so long

This Hallow’s End season, I implore you to shift your vacation destination from the mundane to the spectral, from pleasant to exhilarating, and let Karazhan provide the thrills you seek for Hallow’s End Discover the inexplicable, unravel dark secrets concealed within the ancient stone, and end your vacation with

an eerie collection of supernatural tales that will haunt your mind and your friends’ imagination long after you have returned to tell the tale. So, see for yourself just what deathly delights await you in Karazhan, the haunted tower that promises an eerie experience full of ancient secrets and ghoulish appeal

ours range in price depending upon the experience one wants I went with the ‘Macabre’ package which is their luxury tour at a cost of ten gold coins And while I may not be sleeping much for the next few weeks I’d like to say it was worth every jump scare I get when a shadow moves This is Mel, signing off!

FOOD

smooth and creamy This takes usually two to three minutes.

2. From there gradually pour in the heavy cream while stirring with the whisk Once all heavy cream is in stir at a high speed until the mixture is light and fluffy which will take about thirty seconds.

3. Then serve with graham crackers, pretzels, apple slices, pear slices or just eat it by the spoonful!

DIP

With Fall coming in I wanted to do something inspired by the month, but also something different than my recipes before I’ve done a lot of main courses, but this time I wanted to do a little side dessert or even appetizer This pumpkin dip is a great Fall taste to serve at any party you might have coming up

Ready in 10 minutes

Serves 2 cups worth

Ingredients

Ingredients

4 oz cream cheese

½ c. pumpkin puree

1 c. confectioner’s sugar

1 tsp Pumpkin pie spice

½ c heavy whipping cream

Graham crackers, to serve Pretzels, to serve Sliced apple, to serve Sliced pear, to serve

Preparation

1 In a bowl put the cream cheese, pumpkin puree, confectioner’s sugar, pumpkin pie spice, and vanilla. Then take a whisk and begin to stir at a medium speed until it is

COLUMNIST: Mr. Fiske

PUMPKIN

Crossword Puzzle #7

CLASSIFIEDS

BUSINESSES

DEADEYES SHIPPING COMPANY

Need something located, transported, or delivered? Look no further! Our shipping company specializes in seamless solutions with minimal hassle and maximum reliability Your requests are our priority, no unnecessary questions – just efficient service.

The Auchen'tar, the rebirth of Auchenei, is actively reconstructing our organization We welcome aspiring members interested in joining either our inner or outer temples Additionally, we are in search of authentic Auchenei relics and offer fair compensation for such items

EVENTS

ROYAL STORMWIND ORCHESTRA

occasion as we embark on a musical journey fit for royalty Secure your seats now, and be part of our inaugural performance!

Showtime Information

Date: October 15th

Doors Open: 7pm (MG-RT)

Location: Dalaran Hall of Arts

(Proxy Bastion)

WEDDING BELLS

Kastyl Romolo and Elasj Valentine are taking the plunge into matrimony! Join us for the prewedding bash at the vibrant Gallywix's Pleasure Palace on Friday, October 6th, for a night of pure fun Remember your beach attire, your favorite libations, and your brightest smiles!

(Discord: arkanis )

COMMUNITES THE AUCHEN’TAR

Join us for a night of enchantment and harmony as the Royal Stormwind Orchestra proudly presents our FIRST PERFORMANCE!

Prepare to be swept away by the resplendent melodies of classical and contemporary compositions, brought to life by the unmatched skill and passion of our talented musicians. From majestic overtures to heartwarming serenades, our orchestra promises an evening of musical enchantment that will captivate your senses and leave you spellbound

Don't miss this historic

Exactly a week later, on Friday, October 13th, 2023, the couple will unite in wedded bliss amidst the breathtaking backdrop of the Gelikyr Gardens, nestled just outside Valdrakken in Thaldraszus It's an event that transcends factions, so bring your festive spirit and your tongues pots to share in the joyous celebration We can't wait to see you there!

For more information,please speak to Kastyl Romolo (Discord: j3ssd4n3rd)

Office located in Old Town, Stormwind

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Marking the start of Hallow's End the survivors of the Scouring of Lordaeron gather and remember those lost Each year the journey and reflection back upon those grim events retrace a legacy of pain Join us for a solemn march as we trade Archas' path from the Throne Room Of Lordaeron to the Sunwell

Enchanted lantern pets are encouraged, and are kept out during the march to remember the fallen, and light the way toward a better future

Date: Oct 15th, 2023 (Sunday)

Time: 8pm Central / 9pm Eastern

Server: Moonguard - Open to all

Factions: Horde & Neutral (Void Elves not welcome)

Start: Throne Room Of Lordaeron, with opening prayers and speeches

Close: Sunwell, with closing speeches and prayers

Artwork by lucascocoo

Currently with 3 million in prizes, and doing their fundraising for the Wounded Warrior Project this year

CELESTIAL CYCLE

RAM 3/21 - 4/19

Keep an eye on your health this month. There is sickness in the air and trust me, you don’t want to catch it

This month is a time of peace for you You are finding your balance and your harmony Bask in this positive energy

DRYAD

11/22 - 12/21

Much like the Scorpid, you will find yourself moody and intolerant of many things Catch yourself when it happens to avoid conflict

MUSKEN 4/20 - 5/20

Your behavior may be a bit immature this month or may be perceived as such Be wary

It is officially the month of growth! You are taking a step back and assessing your life, making necessary changes and weeding out what no longer serves you

SHADOW 5/21 - 6/21

It’s okay to multitask, just make sure you are keeping a balance in your life when doing so

Stability is at hand You are grateful for all you have and the abundance in which you receive. Life is good.

- 1/19

There may be some sort of emotional disconnect or separation Are you closing yourself off on purpose or is this a coping mechanism?

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You feel a loss, a neglect, or a failure. Do your best to not fall into despair since this is all just temporary

This month may be a bit testy for you You are irritable and annoyed easily. There is definitely something in the air and you have to do your best to keep it in check

A loss may be felt, or maybe a sense of abandonment Just let it all go and escape to bring yourself to a better state of mind

Be wary There is deception afoot Is it your own doing or is it someone else you trust? Be careful of schemes you may be planning, or others against you.

EVENTS

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