Azeroth Times [Issue: 005]

Azeroth Times

Issue: 005

First Quarter 8/24

SUMMER FLAME IGNITES OHN'AHRAN PLAINS

REPORTER: Berdie Drab

Ohn'Ahran Plains witnessed a night to remember on the 22nd of July at 7 bells in the evening, as the Summer Flame event set the town ablaze with excitement and wonder This spectacular gathering took place at the renowned venue, The Maine Squeeze, leaving attendees mesmerized and eager for more

The highlight of the night was the scintillating performance by Cam Nightingale, a star from the esteemed Runaway Theater Troupe With sensational hits that kept the dance-floor alive, attendees couldn't resist moving and grooving to the mesmerizing beats To enhance the experience, members of the theater troupe provided visually stunning theatrics that truly captivated the audience. The synergy between the music and the mesmerizing visuals created an immersive experience like no other, captivating the hearts and minds of all who bore witness

For those seeking to unveil the mysteries of the future, the enigmatic Frog Fortune Teller, Mivhe, proved to be a

crowd-puller. Her booth was swarmed with eager clients seeking insights into their destinies, adding an element of mystique to the event With an air of mystery and wisdom, Mivhe skillfully delved into the depths of each person's fate, using her unique gifts to provide insights and guidance. Attendees were drawn to her booth like moths to a flame, enchanted by the prospect of gaining a glimpse into what destiny had in store for them

To satisfy culinary desires, Tarvasha Winterscale from Blue Wolf Imports took charge of the menu, the array of dishes offered something for every palate that left everyone craving for more. The infusion

of unique flavors and innovative ingredients surprised and delighted even the most discerning food enthusiasts Complementing the delectable food were the expertly crafted themed drinks that perfectly complemented the vibrant atmosphere of the evening Each beverage was a refreshing concoction of flavors, served with flair, making the dining experience even more memorable As attendees savored each bite and sip, they couldn't help but express their appreciation for Tarvasha's culinary artistry, making the dining experience an integral part of the Summer Flame's success.

Security was expertly handled by The Deadeye Shipping Company,

Images taken by Photojournalist Charlotte Fizzles

ensuring a safe and orderly event Their vigilant staff effectively screened guests, ensuring no weapons entered the premises, while the clever use of color-coded bracelets streamlined the process, quickly gauging guests' ambitions for the night whether it was to simply dance the night away or seek deeper connections The Deadeye Shipping Company remained constant, a testament to their expertise in handling such occasions

As the night progressed, The Maine Squeeze was enveloped in an unexpected display of heatless flames, living up to the event's name Summer Flame

The mystical flames danced and flickered, casting an ethereal glow over the surroundings The colors shifted and swirled, painting a picture of magic and wonder. Guests were entranced by the sight, their eyes drawn to the captivating display that seemed to defy the laws of nature The heatless flames added an extra layer of allure to an already magical evening, heightening the sense of wonder

his expecting wife gracefully enjoying the evening's festivities, her radiant smile warming the hearts of all who looked on and excitement The air was filled with a sense of awe and amazement, as attendees marveled at the extraordinary spectacle that unfolded before their eyes

This event proved to be a night of unity and celebration as prominent social figures, including from both Horde and Alliance sides, gathered to immerse themselves in the festivities The atmosphere was filled with joy and merriment as these diverse groups came together for a common purposeto revel in the delights of the evening.

At the heart of it all was the charismatic host, Lady GiGi Fiske, whose larger-than-life personality brought an unmatched charm to the event With finesse and boundless energy, she captivated the crowd throughout the night, ensuring that everyone felt welcome and entertained. Beside her, GiGi's husband, Fiske, took pride in watching over her as she danced with friends and socialized with guests He couldn't help but beam with joy as he witnessed

As the night unfolded, the atmosphere became an enchanting tapestry of laughter, camaraderie, and celebration. The event not only offered a night of drinking and dancing but also left a lasting impression of camaraderie and community As the clock struck the final hours of the event, one would say that this night had been nothing short of magical. With hearts full of cherished memories and eager anticipation for future gatherings, attendees bid farewell to The Maine Squeeze that night Summer Flame undoubtedly marked a new chapter in Ohn'Ahran Plains' nightlife, etching unforgettable memories in the hearts of all who were fortunate enough to be a part of this magical and captivating

GENERAL

captivating affair. The crowd eagerly awaits the next adventure, hoping that Lady GiGi Fiske will continue to host enchanting events in the future

SPORTS

FIGHTING

JULY'S

Enthrall in the Brawl WINNERS

1st Place: Arkayla

2nd Place: Eliscera Morningsong

3rd Place: Zeto Irestrike

AUGUST 6TH -

The Rusty Nail's SUMMER BRAWL WINNERS

1st Place: Tazciar Lareth

Month's End Brawl

JULY'S WINNERS

1st Place: Rezzafon

2nd Place: Kallie 3rd Place: Gryffion

2nd Place: Casandra Payne 3rd Place: Kaalyssia

AUGUST 12TH

Full Throttle Racing

JULY'S WINNERS

RACES

Intamin Diveroll and Brivia

Gazeli Shiguka

LIFESTYLE

BARTENDING ISN'T ABOUT DRINKS

REPORTER: Xulk

You walk into town, completely new, you know nobody, nobody gives a damn about you, what do you do? You get a drink. But it isn’t the drink that you really want, it's the connections, it's the chance to meet people Yet most people don’t have any reason to talk with newcomers, no reason to learn about them, you need a designated person who you feel can approach You need a bartender.

Bartending isn’t about the drinks I’ve been bartending Horde-side for about five years, and I’ve been talking with Stormwind bartenders off-and on I’ve assembled a collection of best practices for bartending and community growth that you might be able to use for your own tavern, inn, or social drinking club.

The most important part is being a host You want to be someone approachable, and you want to approach people Keep conversation going, but don’t dominate it entirely You want to take every newcomer you meet and draw them out of their shell, find out what makes them interesting, and put that on display for everyone else Once people see what is interesting about the newcomer, they will start to interact on their own, and from there you start getting relationships forming Relationships mean consistent regulars and the growth of the space.

To that end, I don’t think good drink mixing and pouring is important, if anything you can do a better job as a bartender pouring drinks poorly People aren’t going to remember a well mixed drink, they will remember you serving wine in a coffee mug decorated with cats Many bartenders are tempted with appearing cool, that shouldn’t be your goal, you are the spotlight that makes other people look cool.

Bar Fights are bad Not only do you risk your patrons and bottles getting damaged, but bar fights are bad for conversation Have you ever tried flirting over the sound of gunshots? Have you ever talked about religion while getting splattered with blood? It doesn’t work. To that end, you shouldn’t employ bouncers If someone’s job is to get violent with patrons, they will come up with an excuse to get violent with patrons

Don’t serve food if you can avoid it Cooking food to order takes too long and takes you

away from talking with people, and takes you away from serving drinks If you must serve food, go with food that has been premade If you want to serve hot food, don’t do individual orders, but instead cook large communal meals that you serve to everyone Cooking eight steaks takes not much longer than it takes to cook one steak and can serve as the center point for a conversation You might even be able to bring in customers to help you chop vegetables and the like.

Romance can be great yet fraught You will get patrons who are convinced that they deserve romance, that other people only exist to fill their romantic and sexual needs Now sometimes these patrons aren’t malicious, they simply don’t know any better, having been fed a diet of entitlement and bard tales. They need to be told that treating other people as romantic and sexual targets alone isn’t acceptable Now, I have had more success in this,

I think in part from being male

There is a shitty sort of man who will only listen to another man Sometimes you can break people from this poor behavior if you emphasize the importance of consent and clarify that the point of romance isn’t to assign people to be your partner, but instead the chance to explore the other person

People often get steamy in bars While this depends on the sort of bar you are tending and the community you are trying to support, I do think this should be encouraged within limits. As a general guideline, if people are acting like they are less than a minute away from copulation, you should ask them to go find a room, alleyway or the like to finish

Flirting with patrons can be fun, but you should be careful. Never initiate flirting with patrons. Don’t ignore other customers to flirt with someone cute As a bartender, you act as a guide to what is acceptable in the space Only engage with enthusiastic consent, consent alone isn’t good enough “Yeah, okay ” and similar suggest that someone’s consent might only come from social pressure or intimidation. “Yes, I would love to!” or similar suggest actual interest

Now, this gets more complicated if you have co-workers Not all of your co-workers are interested in flirting You should always default to the most prudish of your co-workers. If one of your co-workers doesn’t want to be flirted with, you shouldn’t either To do otherwise sends mixed messages to patrons and risks putting your co-workers in danger

You will likely be sexually harassed I have no good answers on what to do when this occurs If you can, clearly state disinterest and disapproval I would love to hear about better methods to deal with this sort of behavior.

Your patrons will get harassed in general, often by each other If it isn’t sexual, I usually try and isolate patrons first Most bars have enough room that you can put people on opposite sides of them If a patron repeatedly tries to close that distance, you may have to escalate. Similarly, there is some behavior that is never acceptable in bars: racism, hatred of queerness and of gender You will have to tell people that they are wrong to publicly engage in this If you don’t, you will lose your good customers and your bar will be filled with shitty racists who don’t tip.

If someone does take part in negative behavior, you have a few different options Telling them they are wrong is a good first step If they continue, you can refuse them your services, not only refusing them drinks but also working to cut them off from all conversation. Make them a pariah in the space until they conduct themselves better If you must, report them to authorities If nothing else works, leave If a space is truly unhealthy, you risk your patrons by endorsing it with your presence.

I’ve seen many people complain about drama, or people causing drama Be careful with this Drama is often a reaction to abuse Often the person yelling loudest isn’t the aggressor Don’t just shut people out

because they are loud or in pain Now, that said, you aren’t going to be equipped to investigate every conflict, nor is it your job to do so Try and keep the space you are bartending not just calm, but also healthy. Lay out standards for behavior, and enforce them as you can

I spoke on a pile of negatives here, but bartending itself can be rewarding You can help grow a community in a way I haven’t found works with any other method. You can make good friends, or even find a spouse or two along the way. If nothing else, you will find no shortage of stories as you go

I’ve started teaching classes on bartending every few Saturdays, you might be able to attend one soon If not, feel free to stop by the Wyvern’s Tail in Orgrimmar to see me bartend directly (current peace treaties permitting). I look forward to meeting you and talking shop

Q.Dear Ms Nightsky,

I am having issues picking the person I want to spend my life with Two men are interested in me One I have met a few years ago, let’s call him Robert Robert went missing a while back When Robert returned he lost his memory. Myself and a few friends did all we could to try to bring it back, but it never worked Robert told me to leave him alone and to never bother him again Only recently has he gotten his memory back His memory has been gone for nearly a year In that year I grew closer to another person, who I have known for a while. Let’s call him Jake. It was slow, but in the last three months I have fallen in love with Jake, and he has told me he feels the same Robert has recently got his memories back and wants us to pick up where we left off Please help, I feel so lost

-Signed Lost with Love.

A.Dear Lost with Love,

A tough choice to make

Ms Nightsky

Q.Dear Ms Nightsky,

I am writing to ask for your advice on what I should do? I have a friend named Nyla We grew up together She’s not like other ladies I know. I have started to grow feelings for her. However, Nyla is talking about this one guy she seems really into I do not want her to get with this guy, I really want to take things to the next level with her I am scared that if I bring that up to her, she will turn me down and this life long friendship we have will be no longer What should I do, Ms. Nightsky?

Sincerely,

Jackson Kent A.

Dear Mr Jackson Kent,

Getting turned down is a

fear of many. It is one of my own fears as well. If you can’t bring yourself to tell her, write a letter Hand it to her personally and ask her to read it when you are not around In the letter explain how she

going to be there. There is no, just letting that go. Follow your heart with this one, make a list of what you love and dislike about each of them If you need, tell them both the situation If you knew Jake while you were with Robert, he should be understanding enough to give you time. If they love you, they will want to see you happy. This is the best advice I can give you with this one I do wish you the best of luck, dear indeed, and I truly feel for you Some things happen for a reason How do each of them make you feel? Who do you feel more yourself with? Those are two important questions to ask yourself Are you happy with them both? Which makes you happier? If those are no help to you, then look at it this way, maybe the memory loss of Robert was to bring you closer to Jake If Robert was your first love, that love is always

makes you feel, why she makes you feel that way, what you like best about her, all that good stuff and explain you want to try to move the relationship farther Include that you don’t want to lose her as a friend I believe Nyla is interested in you. I think the fact she is telling you she is talking to someone is her way of trying to

Ms Nightsky

Dear Ms Nightsky,

get you to make the first move I believe she will come to you with an answer not long after you give her the letter Worst case, she doesn't want that type of relationship with you and she will let you know. Yes, things will be awkward at first, but things will move past that given time I wish you the best of luck and hope things work out for you Q.

I kinda have feelings for a certain male friend of mine We've gone on several friend dates and we had a lot of fun! However, he keeps getting distracted by another lady who is also a friend of mine. She is very pretty and doesn't do anything flirty, but I feel like he is infatuated with her I don't want to end my friendship with either of them I don't feel like I can tell my lady friend to stop because she isn't doing anything wrong! She is just existing and being pretty. However, I feel wrong saying how I feel to my crush because we aren't official or dating or anything I find myself feeling angry towards my lady friend for holding my crush's attention, and I don't like that Please help! -JG

This happens more often

than you would think. There are a few things you could do We can’t help how we feel about things Sometimes we even feel bad about feeling a certain way Don’t hold that against yourself You will only cause pain, depression and sadness from it. Stay positive. You could firstly talk to this lady friend. Tell her how you feel about him. If she’s flirting and doesn't mean anything by it, if she’s a true friend she will stop and maybe even help you gain the guy's attention You don’t even have to ask her to stop flirting, just tell her you have a crush on him. That shouldn’t hurt your relationship with the lady. She may even come out and tell you how she feels about him If I were in your shoes, this would be my first action The second thing you can do is talk to him Take him to the side and explain how you feel I’ve mentioned this before in an answer, he will either admit he has feelings as well and that will grow or he will turn you down At first, yeah, things will be a little strange between the two of you In time things will get back to normal It will just take some time I would do the first thing, find out how the lady friend feels about him, then turn around and talk to him. JG, be strong! Be confident! Don’t punish yourself by holding all those feelings in Get them out and get it off your chest Because if you don’t do it now, there will be regret for it in the future when there is a lady at his side

Ms.Nightsky.

TRAVEL

TRAVELS WITH MEL: OHN'AHRAN PLAINS

Hail, Adventurers! Mel here, with another exciting review and recommendation to travel the world of Azeroth. This week, I had the opportunity to head into the verdant landscape of the Ohn’arhan Plains Where Feralas was dense with humidity and Uldum with its dry climate, one will find the landscape here to be temperate but no less beautiful than our previous locations with its sweeping plains and majestic mountains. This is a place of rich history, rustic culture, and deep spiritual roots that have the potential to leave a permanent mark on one’s memory bringing them back to the plains over and over again

Unlike our previous travels, there are no luxury resorts here in the traditional sense as the races who dwell here are simple folk with deep-rooted traditions they never stray from Here, one will find themselves sheltered in a yurt, lovingly painted with murals of their history on its leather walls Lush furs create a soft bed while the dancing light of the fire takes the mind to far-away dreams While not for everyone, if you are an adventurous spirit, you might find this to be the vacationing spot for you as it is rich with exploration, hunting, cataloguing and even fishing for those who enjoy the leisurely pastime I am not among those as I enjoy moving about and exploring

Should one wish to go on an adventure but are not comfortable doing so alone,

we suggest hiring one of the scouts or guides from the prominent Maruuk Centaur tribe as they have lived in these plains for as long as they can remember and would make certain your experience here is everything you wish to it be from studying the plant life, to observing the herds of mammoths and bruffalon or flocks of wild duck Perhaps you want to go on a hunt with the tribe to test your mettle? There are all manner of potential activities to keep a traveler engaged in this savage, but beautiful place

We do caution those who choose to travel here to respect the tradition of the centaur there so as not to show disrespect to an ancient and noble race. One is encouraged to join their story circles and listen to them recite their history in

COLUMNIST: Mr Fiske

TRAVEL

fantastic stories meant to captivate and educate. And if one is fortunate enough to travel to the Ohn’ahran plains during one of their holidays, enjoy sitting in on a feast and celebration as you’ve never experienced before

All in all, we found this a great spot to travel for seasoned adventurous souls but caution those with less outdoor skills to visit here with a guide so as not to find yourself in harm’s way The views are majestic The accommodations are rustic but comfortable and the adventures seem to be neverending We wish you luck, adventurers and we look forward to bringing you more exciting locations to visit!

FOOD

Then Stir in ½ cup Parmesan cheese

5 Evenly spread Ricotta mixture over both piece of Sourdough bread. Bake for 10 minutes at 350 degrees.

6. Remove the bread from the oven and sprinkle with remaining ½ cup Parmesan cheese Then broil the bread for another two minutes or until cheese is melted and golden brown Garnish with fresh parsley and basil

FISKE'S FAMOUS CHEESY BREAD

COLUMNIST: Mr Fiske

Over these past months I think I have made this more than anything. My beautifully pregnant wife has been craving this time and again so I figured I’d share the recipe this month

Ready in 15 minutes

Serves 8 People

Ingredients

1 loaf of sourdough

1 cup ricotta cheese

¼ cup softened butter

½ teaspoon garlic powder

½ teaspoon dried oregano

½ teaspoon dried parsley

½ dried basil

1 cup freshly grated parmesan cheese

Preparation

1. First you are going to want to preheat your oven to around 350 degrees Then line a baking sheet with tin foil

2 Next you'll want to slice your bread of choice in half horizontally. My wife loves sourdough so for my recipe I use a fresh loaf of sourdough

3. In a medium bowl whisk together all ingredients except for the parmesan until smooth

ENTERTAINMENT

Crossword Puzzle #3

ACROSS

3. Wool Resource

4. An iron dish

7. Fashion Contest

9. Fire sign

10. Classified

13. Colony worker

DOWN

1. Seldom-seen astral occurrence

2 Noctural hunters

5 Dragonridge Tourney

6. A lover of Tomes and Stories

7. Simple Top

8. Larion follower

11. A type of salad

12. Bagel seed

Crossword

A SUMMER TRADITION FULL OF FUN AND COMMUNITY SPIRIT

GUEST REPORTER: Halaena BloodsongRimebinder

Midnight Repose's Beach Bash, an event that has become synonymous with the Summer season, had its humble beginnings in the aftermath of the challenging year that was 636 K.C. (2021). The community of Midnight Repose, known for its resilience and unity, decided to give back to its people after experiencing the warmth and kindness of its friends during tough times

The event, now held four times a year during the summer, is a true celebration of creativity, camaraderie, and fun. Each Beach Bash brings together the people of Midnight Repose and beyond to participate in an array of games, raffles, contests, stories, and music The vendors line up to offer their unique creations, and Midnight Repose's booth itself becomes a culinary delight with a special menu that holds hidden significance for the community free of cost.

On the 23rd of July, this year's

Beach Bash was no exception to the tradition of generosity and excitement A new addition to the event was Selillitha Silverdreth from the Onyx Company, who delighted attendees with sweet treats and plushies with all proceeds going to charity. Music filled the air, courtesy of the talented Zelrin Runeflare from Midnight Repose, who set the perfect mood for a day of enjoyment

One of the highlights of the day was the Fashion Contest, where four outstanding winners, Barahir and Sartus tied for 3rd place winning 25,000 Gold Pieces each, Rip Buzzcord came in at 2nd Place winning 50,000 Gold Pieces, and the 1st Place winner went to Faustus that took home a beautiful art piece and 25,000 Gold Pieces for showcasing their finest swimwear Their dazzling outfits captivated the crowd, and the contest added an extra layer of amusement to the festivities.

The Beach Bash also made sure to extend their love to their Warlock friends with a friendly game called "Summoners Roulette," a brainchild of Nivlac from Midnight Repose. In this thrilling game, a group of five Warlocks attempted to

summon a demon, and if one of them fainted during the process, they won a considerable sum of coins

The atmosphere at the Beach Bash was electric, with laughter, cheers, and applause resonating throughout the event It was evident that the sense of togetherness and community spirit was stronger than ever. With one Beach Bash left for the year, the Midnight Repose community encourages everyone to keep an eye out and an ear open for the upcoming event next month It promises to be another unforgettable day filled with fun activities, games, and a chance to revel in the true essence of Summer.

As the sun set on this year's Beach Bash, the legacy of Midnight Repose's Summer tradition continued to grow, leaving behind the memories of a day well spent and the anticipation for the next one

CLASSIFIEDS

ANNOUCEMENTS

We joyously announce the grand union of two extraordinary souls, Ithilios Autumnrayne and The King of the Bards, Trist'Ayran StarstriderAutumnrayne-Ambrosio!

We cordially invite you to be a part of this mesmerizing occasion Prepare to be enthralled on the evening of September 22nd as Valdrakken opens to welcome you to the ethereal venue, Seven and a Half Bells Amidst the enchanting melodies and harmonies, Ithilios and Trist'Ayran will exchange vows, sealing their eternal bond in a celebration that will surely be etched in the annals of Azeroth's history

The splendor begins with the gentle breeze whispering through the lush gardens adorned with a myriad of vibrant flowers, leading you towards the grand hall where elegance and opulence reign supreme. As the sun sets and the stars twinkle above, prepare to immerse yourself in an

atmosphere where love and music intertwine, casting a spell of joy and enchantment upon all who attend

Dress in your most resplendent attire, for this is a night to shine and revel in the glamour that surrounds you. Sip on exquisite elixirs and indulge in culinary wonders that have been crafted with meticulous care and unparalleled artistry. Let the rhythm of the night's melodies transport you to a realm where dreams come alive

Join us in celebrating this extraordinary love story, where two bards unite their melodies, hearts, and souls in a union blessed by the gods themselves Witness the fusion of two worlds, as Ithilios Autumnrayne and Trist'Ayran Starstrider-Autumnrayne-Ambrosio embark on a journey filled with harmony and endless love

Please RSVP! We eagerly await your response and anticipate your presence, for this celebration of love would be incomplete without you. May this union of bards ignite a symphony of joy and mark the beginning of an extraordinary chapter in their lives

WEDDING BELLS

You're cordially invited to witness the magical union of Nina Valysi, the radiant owner of the Starlight Lounge, and Rendriall Sungazer, the dedicated Head of Security

Join us on the 2nd of September at the elegant Lounge as we celebrate their love Your presence will add joy to this momentous occasion Mark your calendars and prepare for an unforgettable wedding celebration at the Starlight Lounge.

Art by @KoidaTeo

BOUNTIES

REWARD FOR THE CAPTURE OF VENOMSPINE THE ELUSIVE

Reward: The successful apprehension of Venomspine will be rewarded handsomely. Expect a sum of 1,000 gold pieces and the eternal gratitude of the realm

Be warned: Venomspine is cunning and skilled in the arts of stealth and deception Approach with caution, and assemble a formidable team to aid in this perilous pursuit Ensure your preparations are thorough, as this fugitive is known for their deadly combat abilities.

For more information or to report sightings, contact the Royal Bounty Office.

May the Light guide your path and the winds of fortune be at your back!

BUSINESSES

BLIND TEA EXPRESS

Attention brave adventurers of Azeroth! A substantial bounty has been issued for the capture of the notorious rogue, Venomspine This treacherous character has plagued our lands for far too long, spreading chaos and terror in their wake

Description: The elusive gnome assassin, possesses an uncanny ability to conceal his true nature behind the guise of a mage Standing at a diminutive 3 feet tall, he effortlessly blends in with the ranks of spellcasters, using his deceptive appearance to his advantage.

Name: Venomspine

Race: Gnome

Class: Assassin

Last Known Location: Shadowfang Keep

Known Offenses:

Multiple assassinations of key political figures

Theft of precious artifacts from the Royal Museum

Sabotage of vital infrastructure, endangering innocent lives

Experience the Magic of Freshly Brewed Tea by Masterful Pandaren Zatoichi Bladepaw Join us every Monday night at the vibrant Stormwind Market or bring the enchantment to your special events Immerse yourself in the extraordinary world of blind tea brewing and savor the exquisite flavors Blind Tea Express Where Tea Tastes Like a Journey!

DEADEYE SHIPPING COMPANY

We serve to all alliance and horde races, if you are interested please contact Arkayla.

(Discord: arkanis )

SECOND SIGHT: TRAVELING FORTUNE TELLER

No matter what you need found, moved, or delivered, we've got you covered with absolute discretion and seamless service. Your satisfaction is our top priority, and we ensure a hassle-free experience without unnecessary questions Trust us to handle your shipments with a wink of professionalism!

A lantern catches your eye amidst the fog Upon closer inspection one would find a travelling fate reader Second Sight is a fortune telling booth though the shop itself is lined with several curious trinkets for purchase Most interestingly, Second Sight often uncovers a rotating schedule of rare items that simply cannot be bought with money but with secrets

The mysterious Natajsha of Northshire runs this oddity of a shop Though she may be blind, she can see your fortune as clear as day

Second Sight is available to come to most any event as a fortune telling booth

Natajsha can sometimes be found in dark corners in Stormwind City between events!

Art by @krmaamrk

CAREERS

STARLIGHT LOUNGE

Come out to The Grand Promenade in Suramar for a relaxing night, or contact us for a job with us! We offer drinks, food, and entertainment such as dancing and music, as well as starting our new line of merchandise! Hiring Dancers, Wait Staff, and more!

Please send your letters of interest to Nina Valysi. ( Discord: bella52122)

(Horde & Alliance Members Accepted)

Comfortable dancing to the danish-themed tunes that occasionally fill the air

Responsibilities:

Craft and powder danishes with artistry and finesse (fingerlicking encouraged during quality control)

Master the art of perfectly piping creamy fillings (precision high-fives will be awarded for flawless execution)

Maintain a cheerful and caffeinated disposition while serving our loyal customers Contribute to the creation of fantastical doughnut displays that can make jaws drop and stomachs growl

Perks:

Unlimited danish sampling (warning: danish-induced euphoria may occur)

Access to a magical coffee potion that grants temporary superhuman energy

A team of fellow danish enthusiasts ready to embrace your wackiest ideas

Frequent spontaneous dance-offs to keep the workplace fun and funky

To apply, bring your danish-loving spirit and an outrageous sense of humor to Dippin' Danish at 713 Danish Circle, Ashran

THE ULTIMATE MASK

Calling all early birds and sugar enthusiasts! Are you passionate about doughnuts, coffee, and spreading joy one sprinkle at a time? Look no further! Dunkin' Donuts is seeking dynamic individuals to join our delightful team

Position: Danish Dream Maker

Extraordinaire

Requirements:

Must possess an insatiable love for all things danish-related

Ability to handle the sweet aroma of freshly brewed coffee without fainting

Willingness to don an iconic Dunkin' apron and rock it with pride

EVENTS

EASTCREST WAREHOUSE

Eastcrest Coalition features a diverse offerings of goods at its Storefront, The Warehouse in Stormwind's Old Town. The Warehouse opens every Sunday at 8th Bell, and is available to travel to markets and events!

Step into the arena of raw intensity and unbridled passion

The Ultimate Mask is the epitome of a No Holds Barred Fighting Event, where true warriors rise above recognition and bias Here, it's your ability that reigns supreme, and the only thing you have left to lose is your pride

Leave behind the shackles of reputation and enter a world where only your skills and determination matter This is the battleground where legends are forged, and where the relentless pursuit of victory knows no boundaries

The Ultimate Mask introduces a unique twist to the fighting arena

Participants will conceal their identities behind masks, adding an element of mystery and intrigue to each bout Fight fiercely, strategize, and preserve your hidden

persona until the moment the mask is removed

This is not just an event; it's an experience that will push you beyond your limits. Feel the adrenaline coursing through your veins as the crowd roars with anticipation. Embrace the challenge, fight with valor, and make your mark on the fighting world

Reserve your spot today and prepare to enter a realm of unparalleled excitement and intensity

Head to your nearest board to sign up!

(Discord)

PERSONALS

LET'S FORGE A CONNECTION

and vigor, but deep down, I yearn for a profound encounter that ignites our spirits

What I'm Seeking: I long for an Orc whose fire burns as bright as mine, someone who embraces life's adventures with unyielding enthusiasm Together, we'll unlock the mysteries of our souls, engaging in heart-to-heart conversations that excite and invigorate. Let's explore the realms of passion and intimacy, building a connection that electrifies our very essence

Qualities I Admire: I am captivated by an Orc who exudes confidence, radiating a raw energy that stirs my primal desires Your strength, both physical and emotional, enthralls me, and your unwavering loyalty to your kin fuels my admiration A playful spirit that knows no bounds would be the perfect complement to our connection, as we explore the exhilarating aspects of our desires

A Future Filled with Passion:

Imagine the intoxicating blend of our energies intertwining, creating a symphony of passion that echoes through the night. Beyond the battlefield, we can create an oasis where our hearts and bodies entwine, embracing the ecstasy of love and desire. Together, we will discover new heights of pleasure and share intimate moments that leave us breathless

If you are an Orc lady ready to embrace a connection brimming with passion and excitement, then let us seize this opportunity. Together, we shall explore the depths of our desires and forge a connection that transcends the boundaries of pleasure.

To the Orc who dares to embark on this exhilarating journey, let our hearts unite in a blaze of passion that will consume us both.

Write to:

Jol'moni

P O Box 1713, Zandalari

Greetings, mighty Orcs of the realm!

I, a battle-hardened Troll Warrior, am venturing forth into the vastness of the world in search of something beyond mere conquest I seek a profound connection, an alliance of hearts and minds, with a courageous Orc who is ready to embark on an extraordinary journey of understanding and camaraderie

About Me: Picture a brawny Troll warrior with a mischievous glint in his eye. While my exterior may be rugged and battle-worn, my heart beats with a fervor, seeking an Orc who can match my zeal for life I wield my massive axe with finesse

CELESTIAL CYCLE

RAM

3/21 - 4/19

Okay don’t freak out. Things might get bumpy. Perhaps unemployment or a huge failure in something you were trusted with Just hang in there It will get better

MUSKEN

4/20 - 5/20

You are strong You will power through any and all obstacles that try to stand before you no matter how challenging they may seem Remember that

SHADOW

5/21 - 6/21

Watch how you treat others this month It may come too easy for you to be manipulative or overbearing Take a step back and re-evaluate how you are handling everyone around you.

SCARAB

6/22 - 7/22

Don’t get overwhelmed with the conflict at hand. It can feel like it is too much most of the time, but give yourself a moment to take a breath and center yourself

LARION

DRYAD

11/22 - 12/21

There is something that has been delayed or will be Are you procrastinating? Or did a 3rd party cause the pause? Either way patience is the way to go It’ll come when it needs to.

7/23 - 8/22 VIXEN 8/23 -

Do not doubt yourself You are capable! Do your best to keep from self-sabotaging with your thoughts You can do anything you put your mind to

Something has been lost. A loved one, something precious, a connection This will leave you in despair But no worries, time will heal

NAGA

A great sense of renewal is coming your way Maybe you get to start over? Maybe you have had some sort of redemption? Either way it will be refreshing and leave you feeling good.

Don’t panic There is a MAJOR upheaval on its way It will turn your world upside down and make you feel like all is lost. But this is a blessing in disguise A new beginning will be afoot once the turbulence is over

Okay don’t be greedy Don’t be cruel Don’t be selfish Remember these things in literally every situation coming to you this month Treat it like a mantra.

Patience Take it easy Do not be impulsive or intolerant of those who aren’t running at your speed Just breathe

12/22 - 1/19 REVENANT 1/20 - 2/18 LURE 2/18 - 3/20

You may be feeling powerless this month Because of it, this could lead to chaos. Please be mindful of your actions and understand that those things that you do not have control of are not your problem Let it go

All events are listed on The Society Circle calendar.

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