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May 24, 2018

Volume 48 - No. 21

By Friedrich Gomez

Ever since we discarded our obsolete 2017 calendars for up-to-date 2018 versions, some things on our social agenda haven’t changed with time. As we settle into mid-2018, a number of national polls seem to consistently reflect a steadfast view among Americans that hasn’t changed one iota these past few years: mainly that the majority of Americans still do not take a particular shine to what is known as “political correctness.”

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would play fair and just step aside, for one moment, and let the people speak their own true minds – unfiltered and uncensored -- well, we all might just learn something new from time-to-time. After all, if true democratic ideals are allowed to prevail then we must allow the American people their freedom of speech regarding political correctness. And therein lies the rub.

Freedom of Speech and Political Correctness have found themselves to be strange bedfellows. In other

words, one’s freedom of speech to openly voice opinions may not, in reality, be acceptable – but even punishable – under the guidelines of political correctness. So say the majority of Americans today. In steadily increasing numbers.

In a recent survey across America, 72% of Americans today agree that: “Political correctness has silenced discussions society needs to have.” Out of that lion’s share of 72%, a hefty 58% of those Americans went so far as to state that they even have: “Political views that they are now

even afraid to share.”

Especially in the workplace.

Despite their guarantee under the First Amendment to the U. S. Constitution to freely voice nonviolent opinions, the majority of Americans polled say they: “Keep some political beliefs to themselves in fear of not abiding by political correctness.” Less than 9 months ago, on August 22, 2017, The Washington Times reported: 66% of All Americans Now Fear Speaking Their Minds in

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a Politically Correct Nation.” Today, midway through 2018, that majority of opinion has spiked even higher.

When push comes to shove, most Americans choose their right to free speech over political correctness. Just a few weeks ago, a 2018 U. S. poll revealed a shocking 85% of all Americans surveyed openly and strongly stated that they: “Believe that free speech is more important than political correctness today.” Political correctness covers a wide spectrum of arenas: politics, religion, gender, gay rights, women’s rights, ethnicity, physical and mental disabilities, to name just a few examples. Like it or not, political correctness deeply involves you, and most other sentient beings breathing air. If you disagree, try saying politicallyincorrect words and phrases at your workplace and see how long you stay actively employed. And become a social pariah.

The concept of political correctness has been around forever. It just had different names and phraseology, such as ‘polite speech’ within a ‘polite society’ and having a ‘civil tongue.’ Today, political correctness is broadly defined as: “Language, behavior,

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and other measures, which do not offend, insult, or discriminate against any specific group of people in society.”

Celebrated American film and stage actor, Hal Holbrook, has strong feelings about political correctness: “I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think.” He is not alone.

When grandpa was growing up he often referred to the homeless as “tramps,” or “hobos,” and sanitation engineers as “garbage men,” and people with disabilities as “handicapped” and referred to many as “boy.” Today, such toxic pronouns and adjectives carry explosive reprisals for any user, whether they intended to insult or not.

What initially started out as a good idea for peaceful harmony among our species – somehow, somewhere along the way – got out of control. At least that is the growing consensus among people in the world today. Political correctness, aka PC, is one of the hottest topics embracing not only these United States of America but the world at large. Internationally-popular English movie actor, comedian, and film producer, John Cleese, states, “It started as a half-way decent idea and then it goes completely wrong and is taken ad absurdum.” For many, Cleese certainly makes a valid point. Politically-correct

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guidelines have caused many to walk on egg shells as it continues to climb upward, reaching new political heights and seats of power. For example, the European Parliament recently introduced new proposals to actually outlaw usage of any titles which openly and arbitrarily identify a woman’s marital status, without her permission, such as ‘Miss’ and ‘Mrs.’ It also means that the French words ‘Madame’ and ‘Mademoiselle,’ the German ‘Frau’ and ‘Fraulein,’ and the Spanish ‘Senora’ and ‘Senorita’ would, likewise, be banned from usage among members of the European Parliament. According to the European Parliament spokesperson (never ‘spokesman’): “These guidelines are in favor of ‘Gender Neutral’ language.”

Meanwhile, in Great Britain, the BBC television network has officially dropped the use of the terms ‘Before Christ’ (BC) and ‘Anno Domini (AD) on one of their programs and decided that the new replacement terms ‘Before Common Era’ and ‘Common Era’ are more appropriate. And also less offensive to the various atheist groups which had made orchestrated complaints. Some major stores across the United States have already supplanted “Merry Christmas” with the more generic “Happy Holidays” so as to not offend any opposing religious or non-religious beliefs.

Repercussions from political correctness have become virtually impossible to ignore today. On March 11, 2018, Fox News reported that more than 25 cities across the United States have removed or relocated Confederate statues and monuments, due to political “incorrectness.” And according to CNN News, the removal of these “politically incorrect” civil war monuments torched a “nationwide debate over race and history.” San Diego was among those cities when it quietly removed a Confederate marker of Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederate States from 1861-1865, which was located at the Horton Plaza Park in downtown San Diego.

Whether it is truly right or wrong to remove these monuments, a recent Reuters poll showed that the majority of Americans (54%) stated that: “The monuments should remain in all public spaces so that history, good or bad, can be freely taught in public schools.” The same poll showed 27% in favor of removal, and 19% unsure if we are truly running away from our real history. As society evolves, so do attached social values regarding such combustible topics as sex, race, genderneutral terminology, ethnic profiling, transgender and gay rights, right down to the PC counterpoints and national controversy over flying the Confederate flag in America today. The Confederate flag PC controver-

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The wife, not aware of the change, replies "I don't think he knows much about that subject. He has only tried it twice and he fell off both times." •••• An uppity lady tells her gardener that she wants him to plant a bed of Salivias.

Caller: I'd like the number for a Reverend in Cardiff, please. Operator: Do you have his name? Caller: No, but he has a dog named Ben.

She gushes on "What a wonderful sermon he delivered today."

He tries to correct her, saying 'You mean Salvias, don't you?"

She is offended and tells him not to contradict her. Then she asks what he would reccomend for a border around the bed.

He replies. " If you're going to have a bed of Salivias you'll need some Spitoonias." Directory Assistance

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct? Caller : Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off. Caller: I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven. Operator: I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure? Caller: Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland. Caller: I'd like the RSPCA please. Operator: Where are you calling from? Caller: The living room.

Operator: How are you spelling that? Caller: With letters.

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"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favourite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

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sy across the United States was so intense that it forced many major retailers, including Amazon and Walmart, to jump overboard – derriere over teakettle – in abandoning sales of the Confederate battle flag, also known as the “Southern Cross.” In the event that you may have been on another planet when all this controversy took place, the Confederate flag unfurled incendiary discussions of “Southern pride” vs. horrific remembrance of human slavery and discrimination. Though the Confederate flag controversy may have been a valid arena for debate, this is not always the case. Occasionally, the banner of political correctness can enter the arena of excessive, over-correctness. At least, that is the opinion of many.

For example, the University of New Hampshire issued a “University Language Guide,” which stated that the word “American” was “problematic.” Why? Well, the university’s official “Bias-Free Language Guide” said that the word “American” is offensive because it does not recognize South America and, therefore: “Assumes that the U.S. is the only country inside these two continents.”

In his New York Times best-selling book, popular comic and illustrious “Saturday Night Live” alumnus, Dennis Miller, explodes on political correction: “We’re all supposed to

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held and they are (left to right) President, Bev Condrey; Vice President, Lynn Hillman; Recording Secretary, Marilyn Kelso; Corresponding Secretary, Rita Sindelar; and Treasurer, Tiffany Morgan.

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Dennis Miller’s PC rant helped make his book a national best-seller, which says a lot about the pulse of America today. Much of America agrees with him. Miller then serves up fair warning to his vast readership: “Well, folks, there are a lot of different aircraft careening through the social stratosphere, and we better start working out some respectfully independent glide paths right now, or it’s gonna start getting really messy . . .” (“Dennis Miller, The Rants” book, Amazon.com) For a lot of people, it has already ‘gotten really messy.’

Such prevalent, worldwide occurrences manifesting political correctness on television, newspapers, political seats of power, university campuses, and everyday living, have caused many to resort to humor as a last resort in maintaining their sanity: “You’re not allowed to call them dinosaurs anymore,” says a character from novelist, Terry Pratchett. “You can’t say dinosaur! You have to call them ‘pre-petroleum persons.’”

Often, the ongoing political correctness craze has driven normallyfunny people like Daniel Lawrence Whitney (Larry the Cable Guy) stark raving mad. In an interview on 60 Minutes, the famed Nebraskan

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The San Diego Chapter, United States Daughters of 1812 (USD1812), met for their semi-annual meeting at the San Diego Yacht Club. Capt. Thomas J. Marshall Jr., USN (ret), accompanied by his

comic was angry as hell, and blowing purple smoke: “It’s gotten way outta control. You know. I really think that we’re at a point in this country where people really need to take the thumb outta their mouth and grow up a little bit and realize there’s a lot bigger problems out there than what a comedian did a joke about.”

American novelist and native of Toledo, Ohio, Christopher Moore, resorts to absurdity in order to capture the real-life absurdity, in his opinion, in a world seemingly turned upside-down from political ‘over-correctness.’ In regards to lepers and leprosy mentioned in the Bible, he quips: “You probably won’t even refer to them as lepers, so as to spare their feelings. You probably might call them ‘partsdropping-off challenged,’ or something like that.”

Crossing the boundaries into the forbidden netherworld of political ‘incorrectness’ can cause grave consequences. Consequences which, indiscriminately, knows not color, race, or ethnicity.

Such is the case with America’s megastar black comedian, Chris Rock. The free-wheeling, the-devilcan-take-tomorrow obscene language Chris Rock uses with reckless abandon, hit a major speed bump – to his great surprise, and disappointment – on the college campuses acros s America. The PC wall he hit caused the

The meeting concluded with an election and installation of new officers for 2018-2020. Outgoing president, Marty Sommercamp, presented incoming president, Wanda Prosser, with the chapter’s president ribbon and pin and Prosser presented Sommercamp with an ex-president pin. A check was sent to CAF Operation Rebound in Sommercamp’s honor. New officers are Vice President, Jennifer Anklesaria; Chaplain, Carrie Beinhart; Secretary, Sue Stehle; Treasurer, Melynda Patterson; Registrar, Linda Ramos; Historian, Leona Ammerman; Librarian, Shirley Sayer. Joedy Adams was appointed as parliamentarian. The San Diego Chapter serves all of San Diego County and also has members from Orange County. Visit USD1812.

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superstar funnyman to clear his head and lick his wounds. It hit Chris Rock hard, because the college circuit is not only a lucrative venue in terms of dollars, but – perhaps more importantly – the comedian relishes playing the academic circuit on a deeply personal and artistic level. But that has all changed. For Chris Rock, that part of his precious world – the trough whence he fed and recharged his creative genius -- has totally changed. In fact, it was taken away from him. And it hurt.

In a flat-out interview, the worldlypopular comedic icon let loose with both barrels: “I stopped playing colleges. It’s their unwillingness to offend anybody.” For Chris Rock, the academic campuses were hit hard by PC. Political correctness made him and other comedians overly-cautious and overly-conservative. The playing field has been changed, and so too, the rules and PC restrictions of the game. As Chris Rock sadly reflects: “You can no longer say, for example, ‘the black kid over there.’ No, it’s now – ‘the guy with the red shoes over there.’ This is not as much fun as it used to be.” Today’s comedians often feel stifled with their comedy guns only allowed to be half-cocked, depend-

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The Paper • Page 4 • May 24 2018 Escondido Police Investigate Shooting

On 05-15-18 at 8:53PM, Escondido police officers responded to reports of a shooting in the 600 block of Hubbard Ave. Officers arrived within minutes to discover a twenty-year-old male victim with multiple gunshot wounds. Escondido Fire Department personnel transported the victim to Palomar Medical Center for treatment. The victim sustained serious injuries, but is expected to survive.

There is no suspect description at this time. Events preceding the shooting and any possible relationship between the suspect and victim remain under investigation. No arrests have been made. Anyone with information about this incident is asked to call Escondido Police at 760-839-4722, or leave an anonymous tip at 760-743-TIPS (8477). Fatal Car Accident in Valley Center

Old Castle Road in Valley Center was the scene of a single vehicle crash Saturday morning that resulted in the death of the driver. Highway Patrol sources tell The

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Heavy waves and El Nino storms have depleted the sand on Oceanside beaches and officials are scurrying about exploring options to replace it. Typically, the Army Corps of Engineers pour thousands of cubic yards of sand dredged from the harbor to replenish the sand.

City officials say they have plans to get some additional sand this year and more over the next five years. “Actually, we are trying to work with the Army Corps to allow us to piggyback on their contract to dredge additional sand at our expense,” City Manager Michelle Lawrence said. “We are running into some issues but we are still trying to do this during the spring.” Each year around early spring, the Corps dredges the mouth of the harbor. The agency dredged about 180,000 cubic yards of sand last

laughter; lots of it.

She was an amazing woman and accomplished a lot in her all too brief life. She was fun, she had a great sense of humor, she cared about people and put the care into action; she taught bible study classes at North Coast Church, the site of the service; she traveled a great deal, she spent a lot of time with her family, four gorgeous children, and a devoted, dedicated husband.

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I attended a Memorial Service for Julie VanMiddlesworth Thompson, a lovely, beautiful woman who died way too early at age 50, yet another victim of that damned disease, cancer.

And so we went to her Memorial Service . . . a joyful celebration of her life. Yes, of course there were some tears . . . but there was also

In 2013, the city set aside $650,000 to for sand replenishment. That money is still available but a combination of red tape and permit problems. Mayor Peter Weiss says more than 200,000 cubic yards of sand could be placed as far south as Seagaze Drive. A separate five-year permit was approved by the state Coastal Commission earlier this month allowing Oceanside to bring in “opportunistic” sand from other sites, such as construction projects.

The permit will allow the city to deposit as much as 150,000 cubic yards of sand a year.

A half-mile stretch of beach south of Tyson Street virtually disappeared in 2012 when it was washed away by winter storms, leaving only baseball sized stones. The following year, the Corps was unable to deposit sand too far south of the pier because of grunion sightings. The agency’s dredging permit doesn’t allow it to disturb grunion nesting areas.

The profound element of the Memorial Service came with the recognition that all she had done, all she had accomplished, all the family and friends she had gathered unto her . . . represented a legacy. Actions and deeds that are remembered today and will be remembered forever.

And then I thought . . “I’m approaching the end of my life cycle. I was put on this planet for a purpose. What was that purpose? What is there left for me to do that will become a legacy I can leave behind?”

I’ve done a few good things of which I am proud . . . founded the NCYSA (North County Youth Soccer Association), founded Los Cablleros de Aventura (a program to divert Latino kids away from gangs - a tremendous success for the six years I headed it up), headed up the Opertion Hero Kiwanis program for about 10 years, in which we recognized Wounded Warriors for their contribution to their nation.

Something rather profound happened to me last Friday.

This was her third battle; she won the first two, moving into remission. When it returned for a third time she was simply too weak to fight yet another battle and slowly, and painfully, wound up succumbing. Her family and friends, and me, felt so totally helpless. We could do nothing to relieve her pain or to help her in her final journey.

year, but bad timing and red tape conspired to prevent the city from piggybacking on the Corps’ contract to put an additional 60,000 cubic yards of sand on the beach.

Julie VanMiddlesworth Thompson

Her husband, Pat, gave the eulogy.

I’m not sure I’ve ever listened to a better eulogy. I’m not sure how he held up giving it . . . I’m afraid I would have broken down several times. I admit to shedding a tear or two as I listened to him describe his lovely wife.

But I still feel empty. I feel as though there is something waiting for me to do. Something by which I can form a legacy.

I don’t know what it is yet but I am thinking heavily on it, hoping that in the years I have remaining I can fulfill whatever destiny the Big Boss had in mind for me when he allowed me entry on to this planet. I have coffee often with my dear friend, Pastor Dick Huls. During those coffees Dick and I solve all of the world’s problems and leave the coffee

Letters to the Editor Hugh Hefner Article

Congrats on your stellar piece about Heffner.

I couldn't help myself...when I read 'those innocent days,' I crossed out 'innocent' and wrote hypocritical.

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shop refreshed, knowing that all will be well, now that we have discussed the issues and come up with solutions. I may ask Dick for ideas as to what I might do. Though getting closer and closer to old age I still have some talents and skills that might help accomplish great things. I just need to learn what they are.

Many thanks to the Thompson family and the VanMiddlesworth family for allowing me to attend the Memorial Service. And many thanks to Julie, whom I barely knew, for helping to set the path. •••• It was a gathering of The Paper this past Wednesday evening.

Friedrich Gomez, standing, to his left, editor/publisher lyle e davis, to his left, Evelyn Mdison, Associate Publisher.

Friedrich Gomez, our Guest of Honor (for having 100 cover stories published) took center stage to read some laudatory letters from distinguished people (including General Samuel Custer, among others), and to give a rather humorous presentation to the group. Also attending the gala were Pastor

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ing on where they are performing. And in front of which ethnic constituency. No more pulling the trigger on hardcore issues, such as race, gender, or working ‘blue’ without censorship -especially on mainstream television. And now PC is cultivating in a growing number of college campuses. With college and university campuses hit hard with political correctness, there now exists – as never before -- a very real possibility of Chris Rock and others of his ilk, to be booed off stage if they disregard these new generational PC standards. When interviewed by Frank Rick, of New York Magazine, the normallyiconoclastic and fearless Chris Rock confessed: “It’s scary.”

The challenge, the vigor, the strength of taboo material seems no longer there. The fun and the challenge have evaporated. For many standup comedians, it is now like playing tennis with the net down.

For those comics who work blue in various adult comedy clubs and uncensored HBO specials, PC is open season for their blunderbuss to take aim at. They poke fun at political correctness by mockery. “How do we speak about women and be politically correct?” inquires one male standup. “Well, she is not a babe or a chick – she’s a breasted

American.”

Waiting for the laughter to subside, he continues launching further mortar attacks on PC restrictions: “She is not easy – she is horizontally accessible. Oh, and she is not dumb – she is a detour off the information superhighway!” Finally, he adds: “And one last thing folks, she is not horny – she is sexually focused.”

Not to be outgunned, the women comedians downsize the male egos with their own inimitable puns, all within the guidelines of political correctness, of course. This time, they turn the tables on their male comic counterparts with a PC menu of their own titled: How to Speak to Men. “He is not a bad dancer, okay – he is overly Caucasian! And listen, don’t call him a falling-down-drunk! He just becomes ‘accidentally horizontal.’” Not letting up, the male PCbashing continues, with equal time for the gals: “Oh, and he does not eat like a pig – he just suffers from ‘reverse bulimia. And one final item, he does not have a beer gut! He has developed a ‘liquid grain storage facility.’ So much for male political correctness, good night, folks!”

To others, political correctness is not a laughing matter. It is viewed as a dangerous sign of the times. Famed German-Australian photographer, Helmut Newton (1920–2004), of proud Jewish extraction, and whose celebrated photos were a mainstay

for Vogue magazine, spoke with a most serious and foreboding voice, warning us all: “The term ‘political correctness’ has always appalled me, reminding me of Orwell’s ‘Thought Police’ and fascist regimes.”

Even staunch Christian, Errol Anthony Smythe, who has a widelypopular Christian website, breaks free to claim that the emperor is, indeed, without apparel: “To be politically correct is to be someone who tells lies with a straight face without blinking. Political correctness is the art of telling lies. The thing about ‘political correctness’ is that it forces people to lie with socalled diplomacy and finesse and to tell lies about everything.” Controversial standup, Gilbert Gottfried, in Playboy magazine called the prevalence of PC, “The Apology Epidemic.”

Gottfried paints a somber picture, “Imagine if the most brilliant comedians in history were working today. They’d never stop apologizing. Charlie Chaplin would have to apologize to all the homeless people he belittled with his Little Tramp character. W. C. Fields and Dean Martin would both have to apologize to alcoholics. The Marx Brothers would have to apologize to Italians, mutes, and uptight British ladies.”

While it is true that, perhaps, language has become far too harsh and abrasive as when black music rappers freely employ the dreaded ‘n’ word along with dropping the ‘f’

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However, even within the black community itself, there is a diversion of thinking regarding this usage of the ‘n’ word which for many blacks will always remain politically incorrect, regardless who utters it, black or white.

As one black woman tweeted on the internet, “Not all blacks call whites names (I never call anyone names). Not all blacks call each other the ‘n’ word. If I hear it from anyone I take offense to it. Too ugly a word, with too ugly a history. Black people are not a monolith, in spite of attempts from both outside AND within to try and make us one. Get to know the individuals, as you probably would with someone white, and you might be surprised.” Aside from popular black rappers and black standup comedians who frequently use defaming jokes and derogatory names for each other with a measure of PC immunity, so also do other racial groups. For example, stellar Mexican-American comedians, such as Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, and San Diego’s own home-grown comedy giant, Gabriel Iglesias, all poke fun of their ancestral roots resulting in gigantic laughs

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from approving audiences numbering in the millions.

“White men marry all the pretty Latinas,” Paul Rodriguez quips in front of a predominantly MexicanAmerican audience. “But I don’t blame you women. You want to be homeowners. If you want to rent an apartment your entire life – you marry a Mexican!” The audience is engulfed with laughter.

However, when an ‘outsider’ should join in the comedic roughhousing, as mentioned above, things can quickly become ugly, turning the performance stage into the gallows. And the audience priming the guillotine, shouting for the intruder’s head, in the name of ‘political incorrectness.’ An unpardonable sin, for so-called ‘ethnic outsiders.’ The above actually happened to English actor, producer, and worldfamous comedian, John Cleese, who tripped on an ethnic doublestandard and fell head-first into the treacherous and murky waters of political incorrectness. The highprofile condemnation was so unforgiving and so volatile that the incident succeeded in driving John Cleese into abandoning any similar future attempts. The former Monty Python star angrily called the PC culture “condescending.” Later, before a network television audience, John Cleese gave reason for completely stopping race-related jokes after audiences were angered and insulted over his jokes about Mexicans in his routine.

Cleese stated: “Make jokes about Swedes and Germans and French and English and Canadians and Americans, why can’t we make jokes about Mexicans? Is it because they are so feeble that they can’t look after themselves? It’s very, very condescending there.” Between the polarity of extremes, therein lies the underbelly of everyday society. Many claim PC ‘overcorrects’ us into a meek, submissive shell of a tortoise. For many, PC has veered greatly out of control.

Case in point, Jay Leno, of “The Tonight Show” fame, confesses a true-life account of political correctness gone haywire. As Jay Leno explains: “I’ll give you an example. We had college interns visit the show’s studio. During the last year of the show, one of the interns comes and says, ‘Mr. Leno, I’m getting lunch, what do you want?’ So, I said, ‘I don’t know, where are you going?’ And he said, ‘We’re getting Mexican.’ And I said, ‘I don’t really like Mexican.’ So, he says, ‘Whoa! That’s kinda racist.’”

Leno takes pause, pushing back from his chair as if to emphasize his next point, “That’s not racist!

Being anti-guacamole is not racist, okay?!” Clearly and understandably upset from being grossly misjudged, Jay Leno shows his well-placed anger by stating his inner-thoughts: “You have no idea what racism is. That’s not racism – you idiot, you moron!”

In such real scenarios, ‘political over-correctness’ can summon up the negative side of human beings. Such as in the example recounted with Jay Leno, which ignited his fuse.

It wasn’t that long ago that Escondido, California, made national news involving a firestorm of opposing views on PC guidelines. It became a branding-ironhot issue which embroiled the entire San Diego North County, pushing many buttons of the citizenry. The controversy surrounding the Escondido Police Department’s random Vehicle Inspection Checkpoints: Sobriety Enforcement and DUI/Driver’s License Checkpoints, became a lightning rod of sorts, which attracted national attention and vehement accusations of racism from the largely Latino community, claiming racial profiling and breaches of political correctness. The claim being that such vehicle checkpoints are a disguised way for police to identify and deport undocumented residents.

However, even Hispanics have voiced differences within their own ethnic community, expressing their desires to keep their own community safe and law-abiding for their families, though such opposing opinions (from Latinos) are often shouted-down by other Latinos and, consequently, all is lost in the din of demagoguery. And so, continued allegations of racial profiling gone wrong goes unchallenged. Regarding the Escondido Police Department’s random Vehicle Inspection Checkpoints, one young Latino parent personally told me, “I’d rather they impound a car from a drunk driver than have that driver claim my little daughter’s life later on. After all, what is there to fear at these checkpoints if you are not breaking the law?”

Despite any semblance of countertruth, the power of political correctness has often caused many city, state, and federal entities to quickly back-down from any such confrontation, for fear of being labeled a racist, a label which can quickly end any career outright. Such consequences are often perceived to be far worse and more degrading than being bounced from a Biblical leper colony.

According to repeated nationwide polls, such thinking creates an unhealthy fear of PC.

Many feel that disguising the truth or hiding it in the name of pseudo political correctness, may be the first step for a culture to surrender

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In 1905 there were only 8,000 cars in the United States and only 144 miles of paved roads. The speed limit was 10 mph. Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California with a mere 1.4 million population. California was only the 21st. most populous state. Look what happened in just 113 years!

Would you like to reach the top rung in automobile aficionados? Look no further than the weekend edition of the Wall Street Journal. In the Gear and Gadget Section under the title “Rumble Seat” you will find expert automobile writing by Dan Neil. With his comments you need to have a dictionary nearby, as he has a vast vocabulary. He’s my favorite writer.

This week’s mystery car was built by a company that first built covered wagons in 1852. Fifty years later it was making cars, but only electric ones. They didn’t get around to gasoline powered automobiles until 1911. In 1963 they brought forth one of the most advanced creations in the industry with the Raymond Lowey Designing Team. This car was ultra-exotic and the most innovative since the Cord. It was the first U.S. car with front disc brakes plus blazing speed powered by a 289 cubic inch V-8 that broke 29 Bonneville Salt Flats Records including a top speed flying mile of 170 mph! The fiberglass body was built by Molded Plastic Body (MPB) who was also providing bodies for the Chevrolet Corvette. This beautiful four passenger sports car was built for two model years (1963 &1964) by this independent US Manufacturer. Unfortunately, they had financial difficulties and failed a few years later. Total production was 4463 cars. You may have guessed that I owned one of these early on and have lots of great memories. This is the car I was driving when I met my wife. Answer: Studebaker Avanti. Avanti= Advance in Italian. Official name of Italian newspaper in WWII

Fire Communities Work Together

I have been appointed to a new Select Committee on Natural Disaster Response, Recovery and Rebuilding, co-chaired by Assemblymembers Marc Levine, D –Marin, (Santa Rosa Fire), and Monique Limón, D – Santa Barbara (Thomas Fire). Most members represent districts severely impacted by CA wildfires, including Cecilia Aguilar-Curry, D-Winters, (Napa Fire), Dr. Jim Wood, D-Healdsburg (Santa Rosa Fire), and myself (Lilac Fire). This week we met to hear from local governments and other experts on improvements to California’s response, alert systems and best practices in the rebuilding process. Since San Diego County's tragic Cedar Fire in October 2003 (273,246 acres, 2,820 structures, 15 lives lost) and Witch Fire in October 2007 (197,990 acres, 1,650 structures, 2 lives lost) we have learned a lot about communications, public alert systems and rebuilding. There is still more to do for future wildfires. Our committee is learning from each other and from the community leaders who are dealing with the latest fire aftermaths. In December, the Lilac Fire

destroyed over 150 structures in the Fallbrook area, including 75 manufactured homes. My legislation, AB 1943, which updates archaic state laws that get in the way of rebuilding and block conventional home financing, recently passed the Housing & Community Development Committee unanimously. Since AB 1943 has an urgency clause, once it’s signed by the Governor, it goes into effect immediately. Fires, earthquakes, floods and landslides are part of California living. Antiquated laws and regulations impacting natural disaster assistance and recovery must be updated. Most of all, we must be prepared. San Diego County Emergency Services has a great app called “SD Emergency” with real time information on incidents, emergencies and recovery. Also Cal Fire’s website: CAL FIRE - Home is a great source of information for communities in high fire risk areas like ours.

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its ideals, and then decline to its eventual, ignominious death.

American writer, novelist, and social intellectual, Gore Vidal (1925– 2012) has warned us all, stating prior to his death: “As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action. By destroying a city, you claim to have liberated it. Words are then used to confuse, so that at election time, people will solemnly vote against their own interests.” And not realize it. Many today believe that political correctness can, inadvertently, have deadly consequences. Some say it has already happened. Far too many times. Many point to November 5, 2009, with the mass shooting at Fort Hood, near Killeen, Texas, where a U.S. Army major, (who served as an Army psychiatrist) shot 13 people dead, and injured 32 others.

The deadly shooter was U. S. Army major, Nidal Hasan who, in gathered trial evidence, was deeply conflicted over being a Muslim in the U.S. military. In courtroom testimonies, it was brought out that prior to the shooting, Hasan had expressed critical views described by colleagues as clearly “anti-American.” Many other red flags went up, but were purposely ignored because of the dreaded specter that loomed up, called political correctness. All the dreaded clues were swept under the rug of blissful ignorance.

When Nidal Hasan’s own cousin testified at the post-shooting trial stating that Nidal was a practicing Muslim who soon turned against the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, many in attendance dropped their heads in shame. They were complicit in the moral sin of omission. The unforgivable sin of omission by remaining silent in the face of what they already knew. If only they would have jettisoned their fears of racial profiling and transgressing PC, they might have prevented the needless bloodletting at Ford Hood’s military base. Despite retrieved e-mails linking him with the late Imam, Anwar-alAwaki, where he stated, “I can’t wait to join you in the afterlife,” the FBI downplayed the significance, because as one source put it: “The FBI obviously dropped the ball on this in front of the whole wide world and just wanted to cover their collective asses.”

The courtroom evidence seemed overwhelming. Many coworkers and psychiatric colleagues had referred to him as a “ticking time bomb.” As early as his psychiatric education, Air Force Lt. Col. Dr. Val Finnell, who was a graduate school classmate of Hasan’s, testified: “Hasan dealt with whether the war on terror is a war against Islam.” And according to Col. Terry Lee, “He (Hasan) said, ‘Maybe Muslims should stand up and fight against the aggressor.’ At first we thought he

meant help the armed forces, but apparently that wasn’t the case. Other times he would make comments that we shouldn’t be in the war in the first place.”

Historically Speaking by Tom Morrow

But, for fear of not being political correct, much of the Army’s middle management chose to ignore these voluminous red flags and danger signals. As was manifested in formal trial proceedings, responsible parties were: “Afraid to be accused of racially profiling somebody.” A full six months prior to the Fort Hood shooting fatalities, Nidal Hasan made internet postings discussing suicide bombings and said a suicide bomber is like a courageous soldier who throws himself on a grenade to save his colleagues, and sacrifices his life for a “more noble cause.” Hasan also asked in one email to al-Awlaki, when is jihad appropriate, and whether it is permissible if innocents are killed in a suicide attack. (‘Jihad’ has many meanings among Muslims, including ‘a war or struggle against unbelievers.’) These were more than just questions for an Army psychiatrist to gain insight, these were queries outside the periphery of law and order. For example, prior to the shooting, Hasan discussed with al-Awlaki how to transfer funds abroad without it coming to the attention of lawful authorities.

On November 9, 2009, the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs issued the following official statement: “If the reports that we’re receiving of various statements he made, and acts that he took, are valid, and he had turned to Islamist extremism – if that is true – then the murder of 13 people was a terrorist act.”

During the shooting at the nation’s largest military base, a 40-year-old Army major, Hidal Hasan, opened fired on fellow American soldiers while screaming, “Allahu Akbar” (meaning “Allah is great,” or “God is great”).

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One interesting note: one of Buckey’s best friends was gunman Tom Horn, whom this column wrote about some weeks ago.

In 1898, war broke out between the United States and Spain. O'Neill joined the Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders as a Captain.

On the morning of July 1, 1898, the Rough Riders were stationed below Kettle Hill where O'Neill was killed in action. Theodore Roosevelt wrote about the death of O'Neill, in part: Buckey O’Neill: Editor, Miner, Politician, Gambler and Rough Rider

One of the Old West’s most colorful characters, yet relatively unknown was William Owen “Buckey” O’Neill. Bucky had enough careers and vocations than any 10 men. At one time or another he was a sheriff, newspaper editor, miner, politician, geologist, gambler, and lawyer, primarily in the Territory of Arizona.

“The most serious loss I and the regiment could have suffered befell just before we charged. … As O'Neill moved (along the front line) to and fro, his men begged him to lie down, and one of the sergeants said, 'Captain, a bullet is sure to hit you.' O'Neill took his cigarette out of his mouth, and blowing out a cloud of smoke laughed and said, 'Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.' … As he turned on his heel a bullet struck him in the mouth and came out at the back of his head; so that even before he fell his wild and gallant soul had gone out into the darkness.”

Before the fighting was over, O'Neill's men had buried him on the slope of San Juan Hill. After the war, Buckey’s wellpreserved body was exhumed and was reinterred in Arlington National Cemetery. On July 3, 1907, a monument by sculptor Solon Borglum was dedicated to O'Neill on the lawn of the Yavapai County Courthouse in Prescott. Some 7,000 people gathered to witness the unveiling of a “Rough Rider” galloping on horseback. A U.S. postage stamp was issued in 1948, depicting Buckey’s Prescott statue. Buckey O'Neill is one of the main characters in a television movie “Rough Riders,” portrayed by Sam Elliott.

Still, the FBI, fully cognizant of his e-mails, and despite the numerous other red flags waved by his colleagues, did not even bother to have him under surveillance. I have had the honor of serving and working alongside close friends who are devout Muslims in their Islamic religion. Their American loyalty and patriotism is unsurpassed, and steadfast. To this day I have retained close friendships with my Muslim friends living in various pockets of San Diego County, including Poway, Vista, Encinitas, and San Clemente. In researching this story every one of them – without exception – said they would have ‘blown the whistle’ on Hidal Hasan, especially if hearing testimonials of his anti-American remarks and being openly regarded by his colleagues as “a ticking time bomb,” as was later manifested in court.

running on the Populist Party ticket.

Born Feb. 2, 1860, his nickname came from his tendency to "buck the tiger," which is a gambler’s phrase for “playing contrary to the odds” at faro or other card games. Buckey later became a captain in Theodore Roosevelt's Rough Riders, and died in battle during the Spanish-American War. But, what an exciting life he led.

Buckey attended Georgetown Law School. During the first part of 1879, he responded to an item in the Washington Star calling for men to migrate to Arizona Territory. He arrived in Phoenix, riding a burro, in September the same year. Upon his arrival in town he was hired as a printer by the Phoenix Herald. By late 1880, he sought to experience the "Real West" in the boomtown of Tombstone. O'Neill took the opportunity to experience the local saloons before taking a job with the famed Tombstone Epitaph newspaper. By mid-1881 he again felt a wanderlust and left town. In early 1882, he was back in Phoenix working as a deputy marshal. Several weeks later O'Neill moved to Prescott, his home for the next 15 years.

Buckey became captain of the Prescott Grays in 1886, the local unit of the Arizona Militia. In April 27, 1886, he married Pauline Schindler. In 1888, while serving as Yavapai County judge (manager), Buckey was elected county sheriff on the Republican ticket. After his term was up, O'Neill was elected unanimously Mayor of Prescott. In 1894 and 1896 he ran for Delegate to the United States House of Representatives from Arizona Territory,

There are a number of legends written about Buckey, one having him in a brief gunfight that allegedly took place in the House chambers of the Arizona Territorial Capitol building. Supposedly, no one was hurt. Buckey O’Neill – a true character of “The Old West..

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Oceanside, Visit Oceanside and the City of Oceanside Economic Development Department is bringing back the volunteer driven Downtown Ambassador Program. The volunteer ambassadors will staff the information booth to interface with downtown visitors and encourage them to explore the downtown district. The program operates Tuesday through Saturday from 11am to 3pm, and Thursday from 11am to 5pm. The program will commence on Tuesday, May 29 and end on Saturday, September 1, 2018. We are looking for highly enthusiastic individuals ages 16 and older to serve as Ambassadors. Volunteer Ambassadors will guide visitors to restaurants, museums, retail shops, public parking, and public transportation as well as provide general event information. Ambassadors will also provide information about current and future developments in downtown and will be tasked with collecting pertinent data from visitors. Ambassador Volunteers will be trained in all aspects of the program. High School students may be able to fulfill their community service requirement. We are requesting interested community members to fill out the volunteer application. New volunteers must attend the mandatory training on Tuesday, May 29, at 6:00pm. For more information, contact Gumaro Escarcega, at 760.754.4512 ext. 102 or Gumaro@mainstreetoceanside.com. *MainStreet Oceanside would like to thank our community partners Wyndham Oceanside Pier Resort, Visit Oceanside and City of Oceanside Economic Development Department for supporting the Downtown Ambassador program. Student Leaders Host Learning to Lead Forum on May 31st - On Thursday, May 31st at the Dove Library, from 7-9pm, Carlsbad High School students will team with local leaders for “Learning to Lead,” an interactive program exploring life lessons in leadership. This student-led effort is being spearheaded by the Carlsbad Educational Foundation’s Student Leadership Council, which includes 25 students from Sage Creek and Carlsbad High Schools. The Council was started last year as an opportunity for high school students to gain hands-on leadership skills and practical, real-world experience through monthly meetings, leadership curriculum, student advocacy and volunteerism. The forum is the culmination of months of student-led planning with a goal to build leadership and teamwork skills while

creating a platform for local leaders to share important life, career and leadership lessons. Prominent business, city, school and community leaders will join two interactive panels to share important life and leadership lessons. This event is open to the public; no RSVP required.

“We are extremely pleased to host our first leadership forum, which represents a capstone project for our Student Leadership Council,” said Michelle Ginn, CEO of Carlsbad Educational Foundation. “The students are working hard to present an evening of learning, sharing and advocacy. We look forward to bringing together with local mentors in an interactive leadership program that will appeal to students of all ages.” Founded in 2016, CEF’s Student Leadership Council empowers students to unlock their leadership potential through alignment with four key pillars, comprising local communitybased non-profits, corporate community involvement, leadership development and student ambassadorship. During the “Learning to Lead” forum, students will share highlights of their own personal leadership journeys while applying what they’ve learned to lead two panel discussions with experts from STEM as well as Visual and Performing Arts fields. A short reception will precede the event at 6:30pm. For more information, contact Ari Johnson at ari@carlsbaded.org or 714.343.7169.

It’s Back! Another Deathly-Smelling Corpse Flower Set to Bloom Next Week Characterized by a scent Morticia Addams might use as an intoxicating perfume, the deathly-smelling Amorphophallus titanum, also known as Titan Arum, is expected to be in bloom late this week at San Diego Botanic Garden in Encinitas. The plant will be on public display in SDBG’s Bamboo Garden during regular business hours from 9am– 5pm daily. Admission prices are $14 for adults, $10 for students/seniors/military, $8 for children, and no admission charge for children under 2 years of age. “If there is any plant that creates a stir when in flower, it certainly is the Titan Arum,” says SDBG President & CEO Julian Duval. “One cannot predict when it will bloom. Individual plants only bloom about every 5 to 10 years and from start to finish this amazing plant usually goes through the whole bloom cycle, producing its huge inflorescence in less than 30 days. The bloom changes almost hourly, so you need to see it in all its stages. Yes, it stinks; but it is also other-worldly beautiful.” Due to its odor, which smells like a rotting corpse or carcass, the Titan Arum is charac-

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with the pollen donors. Over a dozen plants have bloomed from seeds planted in 2007 by Mr. Read. Come see – and smell soon! – this rare and unusual bloom TODAY at San Diego Botanic Garden in Encinitas. Visit the website at SDBGarden.org or the Facebook page for regular updated photos at https://www.facebook.com/SDBotanicGar den/. Call 760.436.3036.

Highlight of June Events at Escondido Public Library – The Escondido Public Library offers special events for adults during the month of June. All events are free, open to the public, sponsored by the Friends, and held in the Library’s Turrentine Room, unless otherwise noted. Death Café North County on Saturday, June 2 from 10:00am to 12:00noon. Death Café provides a safe and agenda-free place to discuss death, dying, and end of life concerns, over coffee,

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tea, and tasty treats. Registration is encouraged at www.escondidolibrary.org/register. The Summer Reading Challenge Kickoff for All-Ages—Outside Portico, on Saturday, June 9 from 11:00am to 1:00pm. Register for the Challenge and receive free samples from Chick-Fil-A and Baltimore Snowball. Participants who complete the Summer Reading Challenge earn chances to win gift cards and the grand prize, a Kindle Fire! Escondido Writers Group Open Mic on Saturday, June 16 from 10:30am to 12:00noon, writers of all genres are invited to participate in this special open mic event. Read your work to the audience and receive friendly critiques. Please arrive by 10:00am to secure a spot. For more information about Library events, visit the website at www.escondidolibrary.org, contact Monica Barrette at 760-839-4836 or monica.barrette@escondidolibrary.org. Escondido Public Library is located at 239 S. Kalmia St., downtown Escondido, 92025. Grandmothers Club – will meet at noon on Thursday, June 7th, in the clubhouse of the Carefree Ranch Mobile Home Park, 211 N. Citrus Avenue, Escondido. Bring a dish to share, plus your eating utensils. Anyone interested, please call 760.746.0215 or 918.219.3040.

RB Woman’s Club Meeting Announced – The Rancho Bernardo Woman’s Club invites all to attend their June Luncheon Meeting on Thursday, June 7th, at the Rancho Bernardo Inn, 17550 Bernardo Oaks Drive, Rancho Bernardo. Social starts at 11:30am and lunch at 12:00noon. This is the last meeting before a two month summer break. We welcome a speaker from "San Diego Paws 4 A Cause." This non-profit organization recruits and trains volunteers to raise puppies who are potential guide dogs. We might even be treated to having one or two puppies there. Cost for lunch is $28.00 at check-in. Checks payable to RB Woman's Club or exact cash, please. Sorry, no credit cards. Guests with dietary restrictions may

pre-order a vegetarian meal. Call Sylvia at 858.521.8790 or Sue at 858.385.9073. Deadline for reservations is Monday, June 4, at 5:00pm.

Opening Reception for Contemporary Realism Art Show – The Escondido Arts Partnership Municipal Gallery will hold an Opening Reception for the Contemporary Realism Art Show on Saturday, June 9th, from 5:30pm-8pm, at the Gallery. Show your artwork that will last the test of time. This is a show emphasizing realistic subjects, done in a contemporary way – or maybe created with contemporary materials. Give reality a new look. Open to all art mediums. The Juror is Alessandra Moctezuma. The Gallery is located at 262 E. Grand Avenue, Escondido.

Public Library Presents Summer Reading Challenge – The Escondido Public Library’s 2018 Summer Reading Challenge invites children, teens, and adults to “Endless Exploration.” The Challenge, which runs from June 9th to July 28th includes special events and celebrates reading for all ages. Participants log reading online at http://www.escondidolibrary.org/summer. Anyone can take part in the program from home, on a mobile device, or by using Library computers. Summer readers of all ages earn prizes donated by the Friends of the Library and local businesses. Summer Reading Challenge festivities kick off on Saturday, June 9, from 11:00am to 1:00pm on the Library’s front patio. Sign-up for the Challenge and receive free samples from Chick-Fil-A and Baltimore Snowball. Summer Reading Challenge programs for children, babies, and families include special storytimes; Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, and Mathematics (STEAM)-themed craft events; a visit from reptiles; and a John Abrams Animal Magic Show. Teen events include a chance to explore table top games, VR, and 3D Printing; Clue in Space; and a Burritos and Book Club chat discussing books by authors who explored far off worlds or those close to our own. Adult programs include concerts, book discussions, and a special sum-

mer movie screening of Plan 9 From Outer Space. For more information on the 2018 Endless Explorations Summer Reading Challenge, including program dates and times, prizes, sponsors, and rules for participation, visit www.escondidolibrary.org/summer. Summer Reading events are free, open to the public, and generously sponsored by Friends of the Library and local businesses. Escondido Public Library is located at 239 South Kalmia Street, Escondido, 92025.

El Camino Quilters Guild Meeting and Sale – The El Camino Quilters Guild’s next meeting is the 2nd annual Stash Sale. June 14th - 9:30am to 12noon at QLN Conference Center, 1938 Avenida Del Oro, Oceanside 92056. Parking is limited, please carpool if you can. Extra parking is in the shopping center on Oceanside Blvd – a short walk up the hill to QLN. Guest fees are waved for this meeting. There will be more than 25 tables full of wonderful sewing and quilting items. Sewing machines, including at least one Featherweight, notions and sewing tools - quilt frames, sewing furniture, antique quilts, patterns, books, and fabric including specialty fabrics and pieces large enough for backing. Please bring cash or checks as payment. Our workshop at Quilt in a Day on June 15th features Lendia Kinnaman's Three Poinsettias. You will learn trapunto (which means “stuffed technique” in Italian), fusing and machine applique. The pattern is by Melanie Chang. Visit elcaminoquilters.com or email info@elcaminoquilters.com for more information.

Humane Society’s 26th Annual Photo Fundraiser is Accepting Photos – Welcome to the annual photo fundraiser contest. For 26 years, the San Diego Humane Society has been publishing an annual pet calendar to raise funds for vital services, including animal shelter and adoptions, investigations of animal cruelty and neglect, veterinary care, education programs for youth and adult, positive reinforcement classes, and much more! This fundraiser is a meaningful way to celebrate your pet while caring for animals at the Humane Society who are awaiting a loving home of their

own. Please join with the Humane Society in creating a one-of-a-kind, full-sized wall calendar spotlighting your furry friends and marking the ways people like you have supported shelter, medical treatment and enrichment for animals in our care. It’s easy to participate! Take your favorite photo of your pet, submit it online, then get your family and friends to vote for your pet’s adorable picture. What’s more? You can win great prizes! Your pet could be featured on a full month page of the 2019 calendar! And all photo entries with 5 votes or more are GUARANTEED inclusion in the calendar or on the collage pages! All photo entries will receive one copy of San Diego Humane Society's 2019 calendar. Other questions? Contact Bobbie Barnes at bbarnes@sdhumane.org or 619.299.7012 ext 2276. Photo submissions and votes require a minimum tax-deductible donation to support the animals and programs at San Diego Humane Society. Contact the Humane Society for complete guidelines and eligibility requirements at sdhumane.org/photocontest.

Gold Rush Exhibit Marks 170th Anniversary - A facsimile of the gold nugget that started the California Gold Rush has been placed on exhibit at the Valley Center History Museum to mark the 170th anniversary of the discovery of gold in 1848 and to honor the memory of the Valley Center woman who identified the first nugget. The exhibition, an expansion of the museum's permanent display on the Gold Rush, features items not previously placed on public view. A special tribute is paid to Elizabeth Jane Wimmer who tested and identified the first piece of gold. She homesteaded in Valley Center with her husband Peter at Cole Grade and Cool Valley roads and is buried in the local cemetery. The display includes a copy of the affidavit attesting that the nugget she carried with her for 40 years was the original piece of gold, and a vintage lithograph showing Wimmer testing the nugget alongside James

Winner Take All Cont. on Page 13


The Paper

• Page 10 • May 24, 2018

A Weekly Memo from the Councilmembers of Your Community published in the belief that it is important for elected leaders to communicate with their constituents and that constituents have a means of hearing from their elected leaders.

Olga Diaz

Council Member, Represents District 3

Political Correctness Cont. from Page 7

One young victim in his deadly siege, was a 21-year-old girl from Chicago, who was six weeks pregnant. By all accounts, she was a bright, wonderful, cheerful motherto-be with an equally-bright, promising future. The joy of impending motherhood was reflected in the sparkle of her eyes and in the creases of her infectious smile. According to military records, Army Pfc. Francheska Velez had just finished a tour of duty disarming bombs in Iraq. She survived the deadly environment and the young pregnant girl was now preparing a safe journey home to Chicago to reunite with family and loved ones. With great anticipation. She never made it.

Confronting the gunman, Nidal Hasan, she pleaded for the life of her

Good News for the Escondido Creek Trail

The trail along the Escondido Creek has long been an area with significant landscape and maintenance deficiencies but slowly, some improvements have started to take place. Several years ago, the Creek was selected for a study and planning effort led by graduate students from Cal Poly Pomona. A vision plan and master plan have been on file since then. Grant funding has paid for segments of lighting and partnerships along the

unborn child. Not so much for herself – but, please -- just spare my unborn baby.

In an emotional testimony at the trial of Nidal Hasan, Sergeant Maria Guerra, who was on the other side of the office door heard the anguished pleas of a mother-tobe: “Please don’t! Please don’t! My baby! My baby!” Then, there was the ring of gunfire. Continuous shots.

Such episodes are difficult to read about. Punishing and disturbing are better descriptions. But in war, as in life, we must sometimes be forced out of our comfort zones, and face the real-life dilemmas that are out there, in the real world today. Such as dealing with rectifying possible political over-correctness that may have gotten outof-control. If that is the case, then

creek have resulted in small pocket parks and murals.

Last week, the City Council reviewed a spending plan for Community Development Block Grant (CDGB) funds and agreed to support an investment of $300,000 to upgrade fencing along the trail. In addition, some crosswalks are planned at seven road crossings to improve pedestrian safety.

Community groups have hosted volunteer trail clean-up days for several years. Most recently,

we must be moved out of apathy and take action so that we might better retake control of a vehicle that has veered dangerously off course. In the ongoing human drama, such clashes of ideology and mores are inevitable. However, these differences of opinion should never be beyond resolution within a civilized culture. Out-of-control fear of political incorrectness kept many people quiet, as they later testified after the Ford Hood massacre. Perhaps those events could have been prevented. Many now believe that is true.

I truly admire the Jewish culture. They have a post-Holocaust saying, which more resembles a sacred vow:

groups including the First United Methodist Church, Escondido Education Compact and Escondido Shines have organized volunteers to remove trash and graffiti from the trail area.

This is all positive progress. Support from residents has driven all improvements to date. If you get a moment, please email the Escondido City Council with your ideas about improving the Creek trail for everyone.

“Never again.”

Maybe we can learn a lot from that. The young woman, known as U. S. Army Private first class, Francheska Velez, never made it home to her mother and father’s waiting open arms, back in 2009. And not for any sound reason.

Her daddy reflected on her little girl who was soon to be a mommy, and he a proud grandpa. He still held fast to his thoughts: “She was a very happy girl. And sweet.”

Whatever this writer believes is unimportant. What is important is to listen to the majority of Americans. That’s what a democracy is all about.

The Pastor Says . . .

Once the main route for passenger trains between the Bay Area and Los Angeles, it is nearly a Never, Never Land for Amtrak these days because of the large numbers of freight trains using the route. For me it was a chance to travel the rail route that brought me to California in 1951. But that’s another story.

Onslo is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. He’s a 3 year old, 58 pound, Labrador Retriever / Boxer mix. Onslo is always ready for an adventure. He will need plenty of physical and mental activity before lying down to snuggle. He was transferred from another shelter through the FOCAS program.

The $145 adoption fee for Onslo includes medical exams, vaccinations, neuter, and registered microchip. For more information call 760-753-6413, visit Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas, or log on to SDpets.org.

Gouda, a 3-year-old English Spot mix, is an adorable bunny looking for a loving home to call his own. In his previous home, he was an active and playful member of the family. He may be a little shy when he first meets new people, but once he is comfortable he will nibble goodies from your hands and hop around to visit with you. Come meet this funny little rabbit at the Escondido Campus today! His adoption fee includes his neuter, permanent microchip identification and a certificate for a free veterinary exam! Gouda is available for adoption at San Diego Humane Society’s Escondido Campus at 3450 E Valley Parkway. To learn more about making him part of your family, please call (619) 299-7012.

Pastor Tom Fry Retired - Church of the Nazarene) Rare mileage.

That’s the railroad train fan’s version of Never, Never Land because passenger trains almost never, never go there.

Last month, Amtrak’s Coast Starlight was detoured because of track, tunnel and bridge repairs on the normal route to Oakland. My wife was going to be gone that weekend, so I booked a ticket for this “rare mileage” trip. For rail fans like me, it was not only rare mileage, but also a journey over the famous Tehachapi Loop between Mojave and Bakersfield. The Loop, as it is known, was built in 1875-76 and first brought rail service to southern California. The loop and its horseshoe curves were designed to get loaded freight trains from the 400 foot elevation of Bakersfield over the 4000 foot summit near Tehachapi. It is an engineering marvel.

What is “rare mileage” in the church? What are the jobs, the opportunities, the ministries that are your rare mileage, for which you would never, never volunteer? For me, it’s the Church Nursery. It’s not the toddlers, or even the babies, but the dirty diapers that discourage me. You know, “Been there, done that, have the dirty T-Shirt.” For you it may be Children’s Ministry. Ten squirming kids for an hour, daring you to inspire them or even keep their attention. Or it might be dusting off that old horn or guitar and playing in the Worship Band. It might be a Missions Trip to a strange culture, unfamiliar food and a new language. Everyone has their Never, Never Land, places they would never go, things they would never do. In the Church and in life. In your Church, in your ministry, in your daily walk with Christ, which of your Never, Never Lands could you turn into “rare mileage.” Enjoy the journey.


The Paper

• Page 11 • May 24, 2018

A Weekly Message from the Mayor of Your Community published in the belief that it is important for elected leaders to communicate with their constituents and that constituents have a means of hearing from their elected leaders.

San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond 2018 Photo Contest Winner announced

Winners from the 2018 “Best of San Marcos” photo contest were announced in late March.

Winning entries will be used in city publications or promotional materials, including the city’s website.

First place winner goes Alison Frank with her “Discovery Street” photo, and an Photographers of all skill levels and ages honorable mention was given to Leigh were encouraged to submit photos of how Quijada’s, “Reflections.” they see San Marcos’ beauty from nature To view photo contest entries, visit to recreational activities to points of www.san-marcos.net/photogallery. interest.

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Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed

Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series

Social Butterfly Cont. from Page 9 "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times." Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging” grey cells active!

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Here are the Answers: (No peeking!)

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: Johnny, of course.

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? Answer: None. There is no dirt in a hole. 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.. How is this possible?

Vista - Mayor Judy Ritter

Let the Summer Begin!

The opening of the City’s Wave Waterpark on Memorial Day weekend is a great indicator that summer has officially arrived, and this year, the Wave is debuting its kidfriendly new Splash Pad. Cool down at the Wave on Saturday and then head to the Vista Strawberry Fest where food, treats, and the annual 5/10K races will take place in historic downtown. Drop by the City booth in front of the AVO Playhouse to pick up some fun give-aways.

Additionally, Monday is Memorial Day and this is an important time for our community. So many have served and are serving in the Armed Forces and this day is about honoring our war dead, every man and woman who responded to the call of duty and gave their lives to protect our way of life. We honor their memories and we pay tribute to their families. We also acknowledge the living who serve our country in distance places overseas and here in the United States. Thank you to our troops for the great sacrifices they have and continue to make.

Oceanside • Mayor Peter Weiss

Story Telling Workshop

The Oceanside Public Library will host a free, two-day Digital Storytelling Workshop sponsored by the California State Library and led by Berkeley-based StoryCenter. The workshop will take place on Friday and Saturday, May 25 and 26 from 9:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. at the Civic Center Library, at 330 North Coast Highway in downtown Oceanside. This workshop is limited to 15 participants, and spots will fill quickly. Apply online at www.storycenter.org/oceanside by Tuesday, May 15, 2018, for consideration.

As part of our effort to cultivate community in Oceanside, the Oceanside Public Library invites you to share your family or personal

experiences. Selected Oceanside residents will have the opportunity to create a 2 to 4-minute video using personal and family images, videos and archival material. Learn how to tell a great story, write and record a narration script, and learn the basics of video editing. The video you create will be publicly screened in July 2018, and will become part of a statewide archive of stories about life in California!

We are seeking stories that reflect the full spectrum of life in Oceanside. Long-time residents and their families, newcomers, artists, community activists, social service and non-profit professionals, and veterans and civic leaders – we want to hear from you. Everyone has a story, let’s hear yours!

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one Hemisphere. field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if 7. In California, you cannot take a pic- he combined them all in another field? ture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one. Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures. IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

8. What was the President's Name in 1) You can't count your hair. 1975? 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3) You can't breathe through your nose Answer: Same as is it now – Donald when your tongue is out. Trump [Oh, come on...] Put your tongue back in your mouth, 9. If you were running a race, and you you silly person. passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? Ten (10) Things I know about you. 1) You are reading this. Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, 2) You are human. you passed the person in second place, 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without not first. separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of 6) You are laughing at yourself. the egg are white" or "The yolk of the 7) You have a smile on your face and egg is white"? you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is No. 5. yellow [Duh] 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it.


The Paper • Page 12 • May 24 2018 In the past few months “power users” have begun to discover the high end “refurbs” as an alternative to new systems. These refurbs that originally cost $2000 to $3000 can often be found for under $600. Last week we nearly sold out of our $300 to $600 “Ferrari” desktop, notebook and all-in one PCs. We are expecting to re-stock this week.

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The Refurb Revolution

Here at the Computer Factory we’ve doubled down on the “Refurb Revolution.” When we started stocking “enterprise grade refurbs” last year we concentrated on providing low cost alternatives to new PCs for home and business users. These “refurbs” priced between $150 and $300 are the perfect alternative to new PCs costing two or three times and much. These “refurbs” are as fast, higher in quality, have all the bells and whistles and offer the advantage of being able to choose between the Professional versions of Windows 7 or 10.

Social Butterfly Cont. from Page 9

Marshall, foreman at Sutter's Mill where the historic piece of gold was discovered. Gold pans, scales and weights are also on exhibit. The museum at 29200 Cole Grade Road is open Tuesday through Saturday from 12noon to 4pm. Admission is free. For more information, visit vchistory.org or call 760.749.2993.

Facsimile of the original gold nugget (shown here) is on display at the Valley Center History Museum.

“Thank You for Your Service” - As a retired Vietnam Veteran I have had many people tell me “Thank You for Your Service” and believe me, myself and all veterans love to hear this. However, I want to tell you about a much better way to say “Thank You for Your Service.” The Disabled American Veterans (DAV) organization provides a door-to-door shuttle service for San Diego veterans that need help to get to their medical appointments at the VA Medical Center in La Jolla, as well as the VA Oceanside and Mission Valley clinics. David Strobehn, the DAV Transportation Coordinator said, “Volunteer drivers are the backbone of our organization and last year they transported over 12,000 patients. Today I have a pressing need for additional drivers to handle an increasing number of veterans requesting our service. The most difficult part of my job is that I have to turn away dozens of patients each month because of a lack of drivers. Many patients have told me that the DAV is much more than just a convenience for them, it’s actually the difference

If you are adding, replacing or simply in need of a spare desktop or notebook PC for your home or business, you should consider our “enterprise” refurbs as an alternative to new retail PCs or their more costly enterprise cousins. For most business and home users, PCs usage patterns have changed little since Windows 7 was hatched nearly nine years ago. Today there are few applications that require anything more than the performance level that has been standard in PCs for many years. Yet surprisingly many large PC users (corporations, schools and governments) still budget to replace all their PCs on three to five year cycles. This is a knee jerk relic from the “old days” when short cycle obsolescence was a reality with PCs. There are signs that large users are beginning to wise up and it is unlikely that, in future years, we will see the bonanza of high quality refurbs that are available today. Today it makes absolutely no sense for most business and home users to buy

from them getting the necessary health care they need to not having access to a doctor’s care.” If you are a veteran in need of transportation to your VA medical appointments and can get in and out of a van unassisted call the DAV at 858-552-7470. We service the greater San Diego area from the South Bay to North County, including Oceanside and Escondido and as far east as El Centro. Drivers are urgently needed for all four areas. Drivers normally work one day a week. You don’t have to have a special license to drive the 10 passenger DAV vans. You also do not have to be a veteran to apply. If you are looking for a wonderful and rewarding volunteer job, please contact David Strobehn at 858-552-7470 or email him at david.strobehn@va.gov today for more information. If you know someone who might be interested please provide them this information. Being a DAV Volunteer Driver is the very best way to tell all veterans that you are truly “Thankful for Their Service”. (Written by Bill Clark, CMSgt, USAF (ret).

a new PC. It is simply throwing money away.

Another reason to avoid investing a gob of money in new PCs is that, especially for home users, Windows PCs are going the way of the dinosaurs. Five years from now, very few home users will use a Windows PC. Even today nearly all applications and file storage methods are available in the cloud. It will take us a while to get used to the idea but our home “PC” will be a smart–phone nested in a cradle that connects to a touch screen monitor, mouse and keyboard. The operating system is Google’s Android or Apple’s IOS, Microsoft’s Windows will be a distant memory. Businesses will continue to use the

Windows OS on the PC’s in their LANs but they too will eventually gravitate toward cloud based data processing.

Certainly there will always be a place for off line (local) processing but the vast majority of home and business applications and data storage will be handled in the cloud and our smart phones will provide not only communications but also be the devices that connect us to the processing and storage assets in the cloud. If Microsoft hopes to be around, they’re going to need to find a new niche or two. It doesn’t appear that we’re going to need them for long.

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San Marcos Lion Honored at District Convention - A 38-year resident of San Marcos and 35-year San Marcos Lion, Ish Lopez, received the Lions Clubs International Melvin Jones Fellowship Award at the San Diego/Imperial Counties Lions 76th Annual Convention held in Yuma, Arizona, May 5,, 2018. The award is the fourth highest recognition presented to Lions with continuous outstanding service to their community, district and Lions Clubs International. It was presented to him by Lions Club International Director Tom Gordon and District 4-L6 (San Diego & Imperial Counties) District Governor Neil

Ish came to San Marcos on June 1, 1980, to start an insurance agency with State Farm Insurance from scratch, along with his wife, Vivian and a 6-month-old son, Joshua. In 1983 he became a Charter Club Lion in the new San Marcos Lions Club and served as Secretary for the first Board of Directors. Since then, Ish has held all positions on the Board, Director, Lion Tamer, Tail Twister, Treasurer, 3rd, 2nd, and 1st Vice President and President, and some more than once. He currently serves as Secretary of the San Marcos Lions Club Foundation, the club’s charity arm specializing in vision screening for all with its newest project, Lions KidSight USA, saving the sight of kids ages 6-months to 17-years old. He also serves as Lion Tamer (keeper of equipment) on the club’s Board of Directors and is the Mission Hills High School Leo Club Advisor. Today, Ish and Vivian enjoy living close to their two adult children, Joshua and Darla, along with Joshua and his wife Janet’s

Ish Lopez (center) was presented the Melvin Jones Fellowship Award by Lions Clubs International Director Tom Gordon (left) and San Diego & Imperial Counties District Director Neil Seefeldt, Jr (right) at the District’s 76th Annual Convention.


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Hi, most recent issue, Hugh Hefner Biography.

This was an interesting article though common knowledge. Society is already drowning in the losing battle of the lower insatiable self and superior nature, providing easy prey for the culture of death. The seeming innocent weekly humor section adds to our fall. I would hope to see articles of people who build up the unity of our society in the will of God. Our breath, good will, love, all that we are, comes from Him and no one else. God Bless,

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Memorial Day 2018 Remembering All Who Served

Richard Huls and wife, Marcia; Pastor Tom Fry and wife, Linda; Pastor Sam Brumit and wife Judy; Steve LeFevre and wife, Ellen; Ron Robertson and wife, Linda, Paul and Nome Van Middlesworth, Matt Fabritius, author and frequent contributor to The Paper, Tom Stinson and Kristy McDougal, representing Assembly Member Marie Waldron’s office, and Carlos Abriz. Great pal, Dr. Greg Hurt and his beautiful lady, Lisa, planned on attending but had an emergency patient at the last minute and had to cancel. Greg is dedicated to dentistry and his patients always come first; we missed Greg and Lisa but totally understand and admire Greg for his dedication to his profession and to his patients. •••• Have you noticed what wonderful sleeping weather we’re having?

Won’t be long before the hot summer months arrive and the hot summer nights. We don’t have central air conditioning at our house and the master bedroom gets mighty warm. I usually wind up moving to the living room, where we have our air conditioner, to sleep.

Or, I may just decide to splurge and spend a few dollars to buy a window air conditioner for our bedroom (and then fight with Mary about it being too cold to sleep . . . ). I hope with all the trouble going on in our world that this is the worst problem I have to face this summer. Peace would be nice.

Please Join VFW Post #3795, San Marcos

and the North County Cemetery District for the annual Memorial Day Ceremony. Date: Monday, May 28, 2018

Time: 10:00 am Location: San Marcos Cemetery 1021 Mulberry Drive San Marcos, CA


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2018-9012553

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2018-9013538 The name of the business: Mother Earth Nutrition, located at 10737 Camino Ruiz Dr., Ste 130, San Marcos, CA. 92126 This business is registered by Benny Enterprises, Inc. 1100 N. JohnsonAve., Ste 110 El Cajon, CA. 92020 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 11/15/15 /s/ Erika Mendoza, Vice President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/22/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9013475 The name of the business: Cole & Associates, L. Cole & Associates Mobilhome & Real Estate, Cole Realty & Morrgage, located at 186 S Rancho Santa Fe Rd., San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by Cole Realty & Mortgage, Inc 186 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 1/1/87 /s/ Linda Cole, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/21/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9011122 The name of the business: 123 Express Junk, located at 1678 Country Club Drive, Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is registered by Kanthong Sphabmixny 1678 CountryClubDrive Escondido, Ca. 92029 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Kanthong Sphabmixny Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/25/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9011295 The name of the business: Ocean Car, LLC, located at 1471 Industrial Ave., Escondido, CA 92029. This business is registered by Ocean Car, LLC 1471 Industrial Ave. Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Leibnitz A Cruz Dalmau, Manager Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/26/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

140 E. El Norte pkwy #68

Escondido, CA. 92026

This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 5/1/18

/s/ Waguih Asaad

Filed

with

Ernest

J.

Dronenburg

Jr.,

Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on

5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018

County

5/10/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012868 The name of the business: Taste and Sea Cookies, located ate 2790 Loker Ave. W. #115, Carlsbad, CA. 92010Center, CA. 92082.. This business is registered by Herbert Martinez 26017 Chloe Place Murrieta, CA. 92563 Jenny Garcia Villegas 286 Lustrosos St. Oceanside, Ca. 92057 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Herbert Martinez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/16/2018 5/24, 5/31 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9013012 The name of the business: Killer Pizza From Mars, located at 1040 W. El Norte Pkwy, Escondido, CA. 92026. This business is registered by KPFM INc. 1040 W. El Norte Pkwy Escondido, ca 92026 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 5/1/06. /s/ David Mizell, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/16/2018 5/24, 5/31 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012871 The name of the business: Skills Estimating, located at 2701 Highland Drive, Carlsbad, CA. 92008. This business is registered by Craig Eugene Wills 2701 Highland Drive Carlsbad, CA. 92008 Richard Ralph Skelton 238 Belize Way Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: 3/29/18. /s/ Craig Eugene Wills Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/15/2018 5/24, 5/31 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9013063

The name of the business: JH Consulting, located at

16520 San Rufo Ct., San Diego, CA. 92127.

Jiyao Liu and Hong Dai

16520 San Rufo Ct.

San Diego, CA. 92127

This business is conducted by a Married Couple.

First day of business: n/a.

Filed

with

Ernest

J.

Dronenburg

Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on

5/24, 5/31 6/07 & 6/14/2018

Jr.,

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#2018-9010605 The name of the business: Ennterprise, located at 727 Corte Pescado, San Marcos, Ca. 92069. This business is registered by Luisito Nicanor Maninang Unana 727 Corte Pescado San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Luisito Nicanor Maninang Unana Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/19/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012239 The name of the business: Greenman Tree, located at 950 Arcadia Ave., #54, Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by Fausto Mimael Ramirez 950 Arcadia Ave., #54 Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Fausto Mimael Ramirez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/08/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

This business is registered by

Jiyao Liu

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2018-9013166 The name of the business: TT Lulu Soaps, Center Septic, located at 30517 Rolling Hills Dr., Valley Center, CA. 92082.. This business is registered by R. W. Brossart Inc. 30517 Rolling Hills Drive Valley Center, CA. 92082 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 1/02/02. /s/ Randall Brossart, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/18/2018 5/24, 5/31 6/07 & 6/14/2018

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2018-9011130 The name of the business: Wholesale Tube Bending, WTB Muffler and Automotive, located at 257 N. Emerald Dr. #C, Vista, CA. 92083. This business is registered by Jeana Arcis 227 Ardys Pl. Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 9/30/08 /s/ Jeana Arcis Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/25/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012550 The name of the business: AAA Elite Spa, located at 1150 W. Mission Rd. #E, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Ruihong Wu 07141 Sitio Corazon Carlsbad, CA. 92009 Jennifer Li 140 E. El Norte Pkwy #68 Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: 3/15/18 /s/ Jennifer Li Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/10/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018

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#2018-9010828 The name of the business: Paradise Horticulture, located at 868 Genoa Way, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. This business is registered by Steve Mark Pyle 868 Genoa Way San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 4/1/2018 /s/ Steve Mark Pyle Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010775 The name of the business: Montano Irrigation, located at 129 Johnston Lane, San Marcos, CA. 92069. This business is registered by Unique Irrigation and Landscape, Inc. 129 Johnston Lane San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 2/26/2018 /s/ Juan Montano, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010676 The name of the business: GoodFight Services, located at 1876 College Blvd., #127, Oceanside, CA. 92056. This business is registered by Daniel J. Camacho 1876 College Blvd., #127 Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 4/20/2018 /s/ Daniel J. Camacho Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/20/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9011335 The name of the business: Transerv Logistics, located at 1797 Mountain Hills Pl., Escondido, CA. 92029. This business is registered by Rachel P. and Charles H. Saathoff 1797 Mountain Hills Pl. Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 3/10/18 /s/ Charles H. Saathoff Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/27/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9011582 The name of the business: Mr. A’s Liquor, located at 254 Vista Village Drive, Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by Do Investment Group LLC 254 Vista Village Drive Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: 1/01/2018 /s/ Khiem Do, Managing Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 5/01/2018 5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31 /2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010586 The name of the business: Paris Beauty & Fashion, located at 964 El Pico Ct., Vista, Ca. 92083. This business is registered by Alena Andreyevna Sysoyev 964 El Pico Ct. Vista, CA. 92083 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Alena Andreyevna Sysoyev Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/19/2018 5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31 /2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012095 The name of the business: Slavic Baptist Church, Choose Life, Choose Life Church, located at 1106 Whalley St. Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by Sam and Yelena Aleksandrovna Kolivayko 1987 Spanish Oak Way Visa, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 5/01/15 /s/ Sam Kolivayko Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San , 5/17, 5/24 5/31 & 6/07/31 /2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9011508

The name of the business: In The

Chair,

Rancho

located

Santa

at

Fe

720

Marcos, CA. 92078.

Rd.,

South San

This business is registered by

Megan Mary O’Drane

2230 Hilton Head Glen

Escondido, CA. 92026

This business is conducted by an

individual.

First day of business: n/a

/s/ Megan O’Drane

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg

Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San

4/30/2018

5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31 /2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

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#2018-9011248 The name of the business: Falcon Electric, located at 4807 Pastel Court, Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is registered by Sean Vincent Redward 4807 Pastel Court Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 4/26/2018 /s/ Sean Vincent Redward Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/26/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

#2018-9011321 The name of the business: Kiki’s Hair Shop, located at 197 S. Las Posas Rd., #1, San Marcos, CA. 92078.This business is registered by Christina Maria Carter 7808 Calle Lomas Carlsbad, CA. 92009 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 4/27/18 /s/ Christina Maria Carter Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/27/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

#2018-9010820 The name of the business: Joint Vault, located at 668 Rodd Road, Vista, Ca. 92084. This business is registered by Charles Sakofsky 668 Rodd Road Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 4/23/2018 /s/ Charles Sakofsky Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

#2018-9012584 The name of the business: reVessel, located at 1473 Glencrest Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92078. This business is registered by One Equals Three, LLC 1473 Glencrest Dr. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: 3/04/2018 /s/ Edward Bell, CoFounder/Manager Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/11/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010857 The name of the business: Luxury Dream Designs, Pillows by Dream Design, located at 1669 Ceanothus Court, Carlsbad, Ca. 92011. This business is registered by Clifford and Bettina Carroll Pratt 1669 Ceanothus Court Carlsbad, CA. 92011 This business is conducted by a married couple First day of business: 4/23/2018 /s/ Clifford Pratt Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010924 The name of the business: Fresh Start Cleaning Systems, Fresh Start Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning, Fresh Start Cleaning, located at 625 Hillcrest, Vista, Ca. 92081. This business is registered by Dwight W. & Regina Smith 625 Hillcrest Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a married couple First day of business: 1/01/1990 /s/ Dwight W. Smith Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/24/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9009830 The name of the business: Tasty Pho, located at 1250 S. Santa Fe Ave.#K, Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by Nhung Nguyen 415 Plymouth Dr. #7 Vista, Ca. 92083 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 3/31/2018 /s/ Nhung Nguyen Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/11/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012296 The name of the business: Anar Party Rentals, located at 1330 Specialty DRive, Suite G, Vista, CA. 92081. This business is registered by APR Event Rentals, Inc. 1330 Specialty Drive, Suite G Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 2/24/15 /s/ Zianya Charco, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/8/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9011296 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: Ocean Car Auction, located at 1471 Industrial Ave., Escondido, Ca. 92029. The Fictitious Business Name referred to above was filed in San Diego County on 6/12/17 and assigned File no. 2017-015275, is abandoned by the following regisrants: Leibnitz B. Cruz Dalmau and Praxedes Dalmau 1018 N. Santa Fe Ave. Vista, CA. 92083 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Leibnitz B. Cruz Dalmau This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego on 4/26/2018. 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010770 The name of the business: Chavas Produce, Inc., located at 2504 S. Santa Fe Ave. C-5, Vista, Ca. 92084. This business is registered by Chavas Produce Inc. 2504 S. Santa Fe Ave C-5 Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 4/23/18 /s/ Salvador Vargas, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012366 The name of the business: Batten Realty & Finance, located at 12555 Oaks No. Dr. #200, San Diego, CA. 92128 This business is registered by Ted William Batten 12555 Oaks No. Dr. #200 San Diego, CA. 92128 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 5/03/2018 /s/ Ted William Batten Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/9/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012180 The name of the business: Salon Paradigm, located at 205 S. El Camino Real #C, Encinitas, CA. 92024. This business is registered by Salon Paradigm LLC 205 S El Camino Real #C Encinitas, CA. 92024 This business is conducted by Limited Liability Company. First day of business: 11/9/13 /s/ Leticia Portilla Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/7/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012693 The name of the business: Juicee Pear, located at 1035 Borsby St., Vista, CA. 92084. This business is registered by Afsan Mohammadi 1035 Barsby St. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Afsan Mohammadi Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/14/2018. 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9011417 The name of the business: Handy The Man SD, located at 1119 Wren Glen, Escondido, CA., 92026. This business is registered by Fadi Gergy 1119 Wren Glen Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: 01/01/18 /s/ Fadi Gergy Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/27/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012121 The name of the business: Crown Heights Publishing, located at 3888 San Ramon Dr., #19, Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is registered by Noel Andres Alvarez 3888 San Ramon Dr., #19 Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Andres Alvarez N.A.A. Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/07/2018 5/17, 5/24, 5/31 & 6/07/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012561 The name of the business: Bella Patina Antiques, located at 3137 S. Mission Rd., Fallbrook, Ca. 92028. This business is registered by KLR, LLC 3137 S. Mission Road Fallbrook, CA. 92028 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Comany. First day of business: 05/01/18. /s/ Kenneth R. Zoglia, Jr., Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/11/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018

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2018-9012263 The name of the business: Bonnie and Clyde Co., located at 408 S. Freeman Street, Oceanside, CA. 92054. This business is registered by Nicoletta Grippo and Daniel Herliny 408 S. Freeman Street Oceanside, CA. 92054 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 5/08/18 /s/ Nicoletto Grippo Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/08/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9010214 The name of the business: Dulce Vogue, located at 5186 Via Malaguena, Oceanside, CA. 92057. This business is registered by Cheryl Lynn Pierce 5186 Via Malaguena Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business: n/a /s/ Cheryl Lynn Pierce Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/16/2018 5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9012520 The name of the business: A Better Solution In Home Care North Countoy San Diego, located at 5465 Wolverine Terr., Carlsbad, CA. 92010. This business is registered by Chugach LLC 5465 Wolverine Terr. Carlsbad, CA. 92010 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business: n/a /s/ Katherine Phillips, Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/10/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

2018-9013007 The name of the business: Four Seasons Land Care, located at 975 Linda Vista Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is registered by Four Seasons Tree Care, Inc. 975 Linda Vista Dr. San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business: 5/01/18 /s/ John M. Bostwick COO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on May 16, 2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012965 The name of the business: Need a Charger, located at 6994 Sandcastle Dr., Carlsbad, CA. 92011. This business is registered by Karolina Hobson 6994 Sandcastle Dr. Carlsbad, CA. 92011 Christa Paarni 29947 Happy Hunter Canyon Lake, CA. 92587 This business is conducted by a General Partnership. First day of business: n/a. /s/ Karolina Hobson Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/16/18 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012949 The name of the business: Candi Bee Designs, located at 1259Hagen Oakes Ct., Escondido, CA. 92026. This business is registered by Brett S. Tumulak and Candice M. Barbour 1259 Hagen Oakes Ct. Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business: 05/16/18. /s/ Brett S. Tumulak Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/16/2018 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

The

#2018-9012728

name

of

the

business:

Mindset Marketing Results, locat-

ed at 10679 Westview Parkway,

San Diego, CA. 92126.

This business is registered by

Roy

L.

Landers

and

Cummiskey

Shane

10679 Westview Parkway

San Diego, CA. 92126

This business is conducted by a

General Partnership.

First day of business: 05/01/18.

/s/ Roy L. Landers

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg

Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San

Diego County on

5/14/2018

5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018

CITY OF SAN MARCOS AMENDMENT TO THE CITY OF SAN MARCOS

TRANSNET LOCAL STREET IMPROVEMENT PROGRAM OF PROJECTS

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on June 12, 2018 a public hearing will be held with respect to the City of San Marcos adopting projects in the 2018 Regional Transportation Improvement Program (RTIP). San Diego Association of Governments (SANDAG), as the Metropolitan Planning Organization and the Regional Transportation Planning Agency, is required by state and federal laws to develop and adopt a Regional Transportation Improvement Program (RTIP). The RTIP is a multi-billion dollar, multi-year program of proposed projects for major transportation projects in the San Diego Region. Transportation projects funded with federal, state, TransNet, and the San Diego transportation sales tax program must be included in an approved RTIP. The RTIP covers five fiscal years and incrementally implements San Diego Forward: The Regional Plan, the longrange transportation plan for the San Diego region. The 2018 RTIP covers fiscal years 2019 through 2023. The City of San Marcos recommends programming the 2018 RTIP projects as they are either regionally significant, capacity increasing projects or are projects that are being recommended for TransNet revenues. All projects programmed with TransNet funds meet all the requirements of the TransNet Extension Ordinance and accommodate travel for pedestrians and bicyclists. A complete list of the amendment is available for public review at the City Clerk’s Office at City Hall, 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos, CA. Interested persons wishing to express their views will also be given an opportunity to do so at the public hearing, commencing at 6:00 p.m., or as soon thereafter as the matter can be heard, and will be held at 1 Civic Center Drive in the Council Chambers, San Marcos, California. Written comments prior to the time of the hearing can be submitted to City of San Marcos, 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos, CA 92069, Attention: Samantha Byfield, Management Analyst. s/s Matt Little, Deputy City Manager & Public Works Director Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos Dp May 31, 2018 and June 07, 2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

The

2018-9012125

name

of

the

business:

Beach Blonde Salon, located at

4161 Oceanside, #101, Suite 32,

Oceanside, CA. 92056.

This business is registered by

Carly Jean Trzupek

310 Riverview Way

Oceanside, CA. 92057

This business is conducted by an

individual.

First day of business: 3/31/18

/s/ Carly Jean Trzupek

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg

Jr., County

Clerk/Recorder of

San Diego County on 5/07/2018. 5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018

NOTICE OF INTENDED DECISION (Administrative)

The Planning Division Manager of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE the Director’s Permit DP18-0003 on June 4, 2018. Project No.: DP18-0003 Applicant: ERS Fitness (dBA The Camp Transformation Center) Request: A Director’s Permit to allow the operation of a personal fitness training use within a 5,474 square-foot suite of an existing industrial park building with associated parking in the Specific Plan Area (SPA) zone. Environmental Determination: Categorically Exempt (EX 18019) pursuant to Section 15301 (“Class 1”) of the California Code of Regulations (CCR), in that the project will consist of no expansion to allow the occupancy of a personal fitness training use within an existing building that can be served by adequate public services in the project area. Location of the Property: 810 N. Twin Oaks Valley Road, Suite 135, more particularly described as: Lot 4 in Block 49 of Rancho Los Vallecitos De San Marcos, in the City of San Marcos, County of San Diego, State of California, according to Map No. 806, filed in the Office of the County Recorder of San Diego County, December 21, 1895. Assessor’s Parcel Number: 218-110-24-00. Further information about this notice can be obtained from Susan Vandrew Rodriguez, Associate Planner, by calling 760-744-1050 extension 3237, or via email at svandrew@sanmarcos.net. NOTICE: Any interested person may appeal the decision of the Planning Division Manager to the Planning Commission provided the appeal fee is paid ($20 for residents; $1,155 for non-residents) and a written appeal is submitted to the Planning Division Secretary within ten (10) calendar days of the date of the decision (due no later than 5:30 PM on June 14, 2018). The written appeal should specify the reasons for the appeal and the grounds upon which the appeal is based. The City’s Planning Commission will then consider the filed appeal/s at a later public hearing. The Planning Division can be contacted at 760-744-1050, extension 3233 or sgallegos@san-marcos.net. The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in any City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos CA 92069, or call 760-744-1050, extension 3145. Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 05/24/18. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9012543 The name of the business: Fire and Police MX Racing, located at

3498 Harwich Dr., Carlsbad, ca.

92010.

This business is registered by Edward Charles Wilson 3498 Harwich Dr.

Carlsbad, CA 92010 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 11/14/89. /s/ Edward Charles Wilson

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 5/12/2018

5/24, 5/31, 6/07 & 6/14/2018


th May 28th May 29

• Memorial Day

TAPS

by Major General Daniel Butterfield

Day is done... Gone the sun From the lake... From the hills... From the sky. All is well... Safely rest God is nigh.

Sorrento’s Pizza 1450 W Mission Rd San Marcos

760-727-4091

Fading light.... Dims the sight And a star.... Gems the sky.... Gleaming bright From afar.... Drawing nigh Falls the night.

From all the staff here at the San Marcos Dental Center to you and your families, we ask you to remember those who have gone before us . . . particularly our wonderful Military!

Dr. Gregory Hurt and the San Marcos Dental Center

San Marcos, CA. • 760.734.4311

DONNA DAVIS Berkshire Hathaway Home Services

Honoring Those Who Have Gone Before Us Donna Davis 760.518.5612

To All Veterans Thank You!

For those who have gone before us, particularly our Military, We Shall Always Remember ... at

Jalapeno Grill & Cantina

503 W. Grand Avenue Escondido, CA. 760.233.1104

Escondido Lumber & Memorial Day is special to us. We love our men and women in uniform and are delighted to say, “Thank you!”

310 South Quince Street Escondido • 760.745.0881

Something Special about our Military We Shall Always Remember . . .at

La Tapatia

Mexican Restaurant

340 W. Grand Avenue Escondido, CA.

760.747.8282

The Paper takes great pride in our many associations with the military. We served in the US Army, we worked as a civilian war correspondent with Army, Marines, Navy, and Air Force while on duty in S. Vietnam. We saw what war can do . . . the pain and suffering it causes. We have seen the bravery and heroism of our fighting men and women. We are proud to be an American!

Remember those who have served our nation so that you and I may enjoy our freedom.

Geib Lumber 437 S. Santa Fe Ave., Vista

We are always proud to salute our men and women in uniform. And to say “Thank You!

www.truevalue.com/geibtruevaluelumber

760.726.1890


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