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Losing Ovaries And Discovering Hemorrhoids by Jerry R. Barksdale
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forfeit our tickets. Jack quickly did a cost analysis between our choices and we decided to re-rent a car, spend the night and purchase tickets on another airline and depart the following day. My share of the extra cost was $1,276.00. Pat was upset because she wouldn't be back at her beauty shop - The Total Look - on Friday to transform women into ravishing beauties. One of her life goals is to stamp out ugly in
Athens. Women running around town with bad hair could spell trouble. We ate supper at the Buccaneer. Pat is a teetotaler, doesn't smoke, and never cusses except when necessary to chase me back in the doghouse. "What'll you have, lady?" asked the waiter. "Give me a strawberry daiquiri." Uh oh! I shut my mouth. Finally homeward bound, I looked out the window as our plane made its final approach. I saw no emer-
ald and no sapphire, only a brown, gritty looking old city -- Newark, New Jersey, the most beautiful place I'd ever seen. Then on to Nashville and home. It was a memorable trip. To paraphrase W.C. Field -- All things considered, I'd rather be in Athens. My credit card is in rehab, Pat's new outfit she purchased disappeared from her suitcase, Jill lost her ovaries, and I got reacquainted with my hemorrhoids, Bad luck is never welcomed, but on the other hand, it's never boring.
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