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Saturday, February 13, 2016
Saturday, February 13, 2016 TV ONE
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TV TWO
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TV THREE
6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Mucking In 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 9am Tagata Pasifika 9:30 Taste Of A Traveller 3 0 10am Come Dine With Me PGR 3 Noon Saturday Kitchen 1pm N Gino’s Italian Escape Gino D’Acampo’s goes to Naples, where he grew up and trained to be a chef, and helps to make a Neapolitan deep-fried pizza. 1:30 N Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson visits the Northumberland National Park. 0 2pm Location, Location, Location 3 0 3pm F The Force PGR 3 0 3:30 Coastwatch 3 0 4pm River Monsters 0 5pm The Fishing Show – Classic Episodes 0 6pm One News 0 7pm MasterChef Australia 0 8pm L Lotto 8:05 MasterChef Australia Continued. 0 8:15 Posh Pawn PGR 0 9:15 Coronation Street Anna reacts when Phelan shows up at her home; Audrey is concerned for Maria; will Peter be able to resist temptation? 0 10:15 Crimson Field AO (Miniseries) 0
6am Tiki Tour 3 0 6:25 Wiki The Kiwi 3 0 6:30 Buzzy Bee And Friends 3 0 6:40 Miles From Tomorrowland 0 7:05 The Amazing World Of Gumball 3 0 7:30 Gravity Falls 3 0 7:55 Pokemon XY 0 8:20 Transformers Robots In Disguise 0 8:45 Adventure Time 3 0 9:10 Over The Garden Wall 3 0 9:35 Mighty Med 10am Fresh 10:30 Pretty Little Liars PGR 0 11:30 Young And Hungry PGR 0 Noon F Red Band Society PGR 1pm M LOL PGR 2012 Comedy Romance. 0 3pm F Black-Ish PGR 3 0 3:30 The Neighbors 3 0 4pm The Amazing Race 0 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:30 My Wife And Kids 3 0 6pm Food Fighters 0 7pm M The Spy Next Door PGR 2010 Action. Jackie Chan, Amber Valetta. 0 8:50 M Road Trip AO 2000 Adventure Comedy. Four friends take a road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a girlfriend. Breckin Meyer. 10:45 M Eraser AO 1996 Action Thriller. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Caan.
6am Charles Stanley 6:30 Gone Fishin’ 3 7am Outdoors With Geoff 3 7:30 Infomercials 9:30 F American Dream Builders 0 10:30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3 Jamie makes broccoli orecchiette with courgette and bocconcini salad, and prosciutto and melon salad. 0 11am Million Dollar Listing – NY PGR 3 Noon The Real Housewives Of New Jersey PGR 3 2pm F Flipping Out 0 3pm The House That £100k Built 30 4pm Grand Designs Australia 3 0 5pm Outdoors With Geoff 5:30 The Simpsons 3 0 6pm NewsHub Live At 6pm
12:20 Call The Midwife AO 3 0 1:35 L Football – English Premier League Sunderland v Manchester United. From the Stadium of Light. 3:50 Infomercials 5:30 The Key Of David
12:55 M Ninja Assassin AO 2009 Action. Rick Yune, Rain, Naomie Harris. 2:45 M The Oranges AO 2011 Romantic Comedy. Leighton Meester, Hugh Laurie, Catherine Keener. 4:20 Jeremy Kyle USA PGR 3 5:05 Fresh 3 5:30 It Is Written 3
11:50 Blue Bloods AO After a teenaged girl seems to have been pushed onto the subway tracks by a homeless man, Danny investigates the case. 0 12:45 Hannibal AO 1:35 Infomercials 5am Hillsong 5:30 Charles Stanley
CHOICE TV 6am Restoration Man 7am Selling New York 7:30 Extreme Collectors 8am The Liquidator 8:30 World’s Wildest City 9am Monkey Thieves 9:30 Shane Delia’s Moorish Spice Journey 10am The Lazy Chef 10:30 Million Dollar Contractor 11am Yard Crashers 11:30 Auction Kings Noon Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 1pm Gardeners’ World 1:30 Restoration Man 2:30 Selling New York 3pm The Liquidator 3:30 Sophie In The Souk 4pm This Old Thing 5pm Million Dollar Critic With Giles Coren 6pm Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands 6:30 Baby Animals In The Wild 7:30 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Dominic explores Arizona’s Sonoran Desert. 8:30 The Jonathan Ross Show 9:30 Auction Kings 10:30 Monkey Thieves 11pm NZ Hunter Adventures PGR
SUNDAY
Midnight The Jonathan Ross Show 1am Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands 1:30 Monkey Thieves 2am Baby Animals In The Wild 3am Auction Kings 4am Sophie In The Souk 4:30 Million Dollar Critic With Giles Coren 5:30 The Liquidator
7pm M Raiders Of The Lost Ark PGR 3 1981 Action Adventure. Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman. 0 9:20 M The Counsellor AO 2013 Crime. A respected lawyer known as The Counsellor becomes increasingly out of his depth after a dalliance in the illicit drugs trade. Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz. 0
FOUR 6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Peppa Pig 3 7am Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 3 7:10 Digimon Fusion 3 7:35 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 3 8:25 Sidekick 3 8:50 Beyblade – Metal Fury 3 9:15 Power Rangers – Dino Charge 9:40 Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Pingu 3 3pm Barney And Friends 3 3:30 Infomercials 4:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 5pm Drake And Josh 3 5:30 Mr Young 3 6pm Victorious 3 6:30 Danger Mouse 7pm F Top Chef Masters PGR 3 The final three chefs create memorable dishes from their personal and professional lives, after which the winner is announced. 0 8pm The Biggest Loser Australia 3 9:50 Super City AO 3 10:20 Just Shoot Me! 3 0 10:45 Punk’d AO 3
11:10 Infomercials
PRIME
SKY SPORT 1
6am Home Shopping 12:30 The Crowd Goes Wild Omnibus 3 2:30 The Taste 3 The second half of the auditions begins, as more hopefuls compete for a spot on one of the judges’ teams. 3:30 L Horse Racing – Herbie Dyke Stakes From Te Rapa Racecourse. 4pm Sachie’s Kitchen 3 4:30 Addicted To Fishing 3 5:30 Prime News 6pm Animal Airport 6:30 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities David Attenborough discovers curiosities that have led to accusations of forgery, and have ultimately helped people rethink evolution. 7pm University Challenge The first of the semi-final rounds. 7:35 Grantchester PGR 3 8:35 Silent Witness AO As the team seeks the killer of a pregnant Irish girl, the prime suspect is the father of the child, yet the case soon brings Nikki and Jack face to face with a suspected policekiller. 10:55 The Hunters Club PGR 11:25 Cricket – International (Highlights) Blackcaps v Australia – First Test, Day Two. 11:55 Home Shopping
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6am Cricket – International (Highlights) Blackcaps v Australia – First Test, Day One. From the Basin Reserve, Wellington. 6:30 The Cricket Show 7am Cricket – International Blackcaps v Australia – First Test, Day One. The last two hours from the Basin Reserve, Wellington. 9am Cricket – U19 World Cup (Highlights) Nepal v Pakistan. Fifth place playoff. 10am L Cricket – International Blackcaps v Australia – First Test, Day Two. Coverage of the morning session from the Basin Reserve, Wellington. 12:35 The Cricket Show 1:05 L Cricket – International Blackcaps v Australia – First Test, Day Two. 6pm Being Kevin Pietersen 7pm Motorsport – World Rally Championship (Highlights) Day One. 7:30 Fox Sports News 8pm Cricket – International (Highlights) 8:30 Basketball – NBL (Highlights) 9pm Pro Kabaddi League 9:30 L Basketball – NBL Townsville Crocs v Sydney Kings. 11:30 Basketball – NBL (Highlights) Midnight Football – A-League (Replay) 2am Swimming – New Zealand Zonal Championships (Highlights) 3:15 L Rugby – Six Nations France v Ireland. 5:40 L Rugby – Six Nations Wales v Scotland.
SKY SPORT 2
6am Basketball – NBL (Highlights) New Zealand Breakers v Melbourne United. 6:30 Football – OFC Champions League (Highlights) Preliminary. 7am Hurricanes PreSeason 7:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 8am Rugby League – Super League (Highlights) Salford Red Devils v St Helens. 8:30 L Rugby League – Super League Huddersfield Giants v Wigan The Counsellor David Attenborough’s Natural Warriors. 11:30 Basketball – NBL Curiosities, 6:30pm on Prime 9:20pm on TV3 (Highlights) New Zealand Breakers v Melbourne United. Noon Sky Sport News 12:30 Motorsport THE BOX DISCOVERY MOVIES PREMIERE MOVIES GREATS 6am Destroyed In Seconds PG 6am The Simpsons Super 7:45 Santorini Blue MLS 2011 7:10 Birthday Girl M 2001 Romance. – World Rally Championship (Highlights) Day One. 1pm Rugby 6:30 MythBusters PG Walking Drama. Ice-T, Richard Belzer. 8:40 Groundhog Day PG 1993 Saturday PG A marathon of League – Super League (Replay) On Water. 7:30 MythBusters PG 9:25 Allegiance MVL 2012 Thriller. Comedy. Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell. Simpson’s episodes. 8:30 Whose Huddersfield Giants v Wigan Western Myths. 8:30 Tribe Alive! PG Bow Wow, Seth Gabel. 10:20 Team America – World Line Is It Anyway? US PG Warriors. 3pm Sky Sport News Faith and Ritual. 9:25 Yukon Men 10:55 Walk Of Shame MLS 2014 Police 16VLS 2004 Animated Action. 8:55 Pawn Stars PG 9:20 Survivor 3:30 New Zealand Rural Games M 10:20 Men, Women, Wild M Till Comedy. Elizabeth Banks. 11:55 Birthday Girl M 2001 Romance. (Highlights) 4:30 Motorsport – Heroes v Villains Marathon PG 1:25 The Ringer MLS 2005 Comedy. – World Rally Championship 12:40 The Woodsmen PG 1:30 RBT Death. 11:15 Treehouse Masters 12:30 Edge Of Tomorrow MVL PG 12:10 Gold Rush PG 1:05 Dual 2014 Action. Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt. 3pm Almost Famous MC 2000 MC 2pm Crash Investigation (Highlights) Day One. 5pm Rugby Survival M 2pm Mega Moves PG 2:25 When The Game Stands Drama. Frances McDormand. Unit M 2:25 Hardcore Pawn PGL League – Super League Titanic Train Trek. 2:55 Extreme Tall MV 2014 Drama. Jim Caviezel. 5pm Get Smart PGV 2008 Comedy. (Highlights) Huddersfield Giants v 2:50 Parking Wars PGL 3:40 Law Australia 3:50 Railroad Alaska PG 4:20 Run All Night 16VLC 2015 Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. Wigan Warriors. And Order – LA MV 4:30 The 4:45 Auction Hunters PG Action. Liam Neeson, Ed Harris. 6:50 My Week With Marilyn ML 5:30 L Rugby League – NRL Simpsons Super Saturday 5:10 Auction Hunters PG 6:15 Fury 16VL 2014 Action War. 2011 Drama. Michelle Williams, Pre-Season Warriors v Titans. PG A marathon of Simpson’s Whip it Good. 5:40 How The Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf. Eddie Redmayne. 7:30 L Rugby League – episodes. 7:30 Whose Line Is Universe Works PG Forces of Mass 8:30 Divergent MV 2014 Action. In 8:30 Starsky And Hutch MVL 2004 Charity Shield Rabbitohs v Dragons. It Anyway? US PG 8pm Pawn Construction. 6:35 Gold Rush PG a world divided by factions based on Comedy. Remake of the 70s show 9:30 L Rugby League – NRL Stars PG 8:30 Hardcore Pawn 7:30 Treehouse Masters PG virtues, Tris learns she is Divergent about two streetwise police officers All Stars v Indigenous All Stars. PGL 9pm Duck Commander ML 8:30 Redwood Kings PG The Wood and will not fit in. Shailene Woodley, catching a notorious drug dealer SUNDAY 9:30 The Woodsmen PG 10:30 RBT Life. 9:30 Epic Bar Builds PG Theo James. with the help of their snitch. Ben Midnight Rugby League – NRL MC 11pm Crash Investigation Unit 10:30 Auction Hunters PG 10:50 Let’s Be Cops MLSC 2014 Stiller, Owen Wilson Pre-Season (Replay) Warriors v M 11:30 Played 16VLSC 11pm Pandamonium PG Comedy. Damon Wayans jr. 10:10 Boogie Nights 18VLS 1997 Titans. 2am Rugby League – SUNDAY Drama. Mark Wahlberg. SUNDAY SUNDAY Charity Shield (Replay) Rabbitohs v 12:25 Raw MC 3:10 Played Midnight Men, Women, Wild M 12:35 The Taking Of Deborah SUNDAY Dragons. 4am New Zealand Rural 16VLSC 4am Whose Line Is It Til Death. 12:55 Aeroplane Repo Logan 16VL 2014 Horror. Jill Larson. 12:40 The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Games 4:55 Swimming – New Anyway? US PG 4:25 Pawn Stars PG 1:50 Survive That! M Arctic 2:05 Fury 16VL 2014 Action War. The Galaxy PGV 2005 Sci-fi Comedy. Zealand Zonal Championships PG 4:50 Hardcore Pawn PGL Disaster. 2:45 Auction Hunters PG 4:15 Close Up – Leonardo 2:25 My Week With Marilyn ML (Highlights) 5:55 L Rugby 5:15 Survivor – Heroes v Villains 3:15 Dirty Jobs PG 4:10 Ice Cold DiCaprio PG 2011 Drama. 4am Boogie Nights League – Super League Catalans Gold PG 5:05 MythBusters PG 4:45 Divergent MV 2014 Action. 18VLS 1997 Drama. Mark Wahlberg. Dragons v Hull FC. Marathon PG
6:30 Pukoro 2 7am Dora Matatoa 2 7:30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha 2 8:30 Te Kaea 3 2 9am Pumanawa – Celebrating Maori In Business 3 9:30 Kai Time On The Road 10am Toku Reo 3 2 2pm Rugby – French Top 14 2:30 Henderson To Hollywood PGR 3pm Fitness In The Whare 3 3:30 The Rugby Show 3 5pm The Prophets 3
5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Waka Huia 3 7pm The Zoo 7:30 M The Secret Of Moonacre PGR 2008 Family. Ioan Gruffudd, Dakota Blue Richards, Tim Curry. 9:20 M Beginners AO 2011 Comedy Drama. Ewan McGregor, Christopher Plummer, Mélanie Laurent. 11:10 Te Kaea 3 2
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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