Television Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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TV ONE
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TV TWO
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TV THREE
FOUR
6am Breakfast 9am Good Morning 10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3 Ellen DeGeneres brings her brand of humour to daytime talk. 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon One News 0 12:30 Emmerdale PGR Harriet is still looking in bins to find the scratch card; Marlon is down as he tries to engage April; Adam fears the worst. 0 1:30 Coronation Street PGR 3 Kirsty is surprised by an unexpected visitor; Tracy pushes Michelle too far. 0 2pm May The Best House Win PGR 3pm Selling Houses Australia 3 0 3:55 Te Karere 2 0 4:25 The Chase 0 5:25 Millionaire – Hot Seat 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 My Kitchen Rules New Zealand The teams face two challenges in kitchen headquarters to find who will be safe and who will face a sudden death elimination cook-off. 0 8:35 The Mentalist AO 0 9:35 Unforgettable AO 0 10:25 One News Tonight 0 10:55 F Southland AO 0
6am Creflo Dollar 6:30 Tiki Tour 3 0 6:52 Angry Birds Toons 3 0 6:55 Stitch! 3 0 7:20 Teen Titans Go! 3 0 7:50 The League Of Super Evil 3 0 8:15 Fishtronaut 3 0 8:40 Mike The Knight 3 0 8:50 Fireman Sam 3 0 9am Infomercials 11am Neighbours 3 0 11:30 Home And Away 3 0 Noon Shortland Street PGR 3 0 12:30 Jeremy Kyle PGR 1:35 Jeremy Kyle USA PGR 2:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 0 3:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 4pm Dog With A Blog 0 4:30 The 4:30 Show 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:30 Home And Away 0 6pm Friends 3 0 6:30 Neighbours 0 7pm Shortland Street PGR Bella hopes abstinence will make the heart grow fonder; Chris faces an impossible decision. 0 7:30 Don’t Trust Andrew Mayne 0 8pm Motorway Patrol PGR 0 8:30 The Amazing Race – Australia v New Zealand 0 9:45 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under AO 0 10:45 Army Wives AO 0
6am 3 News – Firstline 8:30 Infomercials 11:30 Entertainment Tonight 3 Noon 3 News 12:30 Baggage PGR Game show hosted by Jerry Springer. 1pm Dr Phil PGR 3 2pm The Block NZ 3 0 3pm The Biggest Loser The top five players compete in a spring triathlon, guaranteeing the winner a spot as a finalist. 4pm Rachael Ray Donnie Wahlberg, Dr Phil, Bobby Flay, and Rachael make burgers. 4:55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Jamie prepares mustard chicken with quick dauphinoise potatoes and greens, and black forest affogato. 0 5:25 Million Dollar Minute 6pm 3 News
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Peppa Pig 3 7am Sticky TV 3 7:30 The Winx Club 7:55 The Wild Thornberrys 3 0 8:25 Chuggington 8:35 Humf 3 8:40 Peppa Pig 3 8:55 The Moe Show 0 9:05 Bob The Builder 3 9:15 Thomas And Friends 3 9:25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 3 9:35 Barney And Friends 3 10am Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Pingu 3 3pm Sticky TV 4:30 Smash! 6pm Everybody Hates Chris 3 6:30 Just Shoot Me! 3 0
7pm Campbell Live 7:30 The Block NZ PGR As the teams work on a children’s bedroom, Mark adds to the workloads with a second room; the teams judge each other’s bathrooms. 0 8:40 The Blacklist AO 0 9:35 Sons of Anarchy AO Samcro exploits an opportunity to secure an important alliance. 0 10:40 The Paul Henry Show
7pm The Simpsons PGR 3 0 7:30 Family Guy PGR 3 8pm The Cleveland Show PGR 3 8:30 M Take Me Home Tonight AO 3 2011 Comedy. During the summer of 1988, three friends on the verge of adulthood attend an outof-control party to celebrate their last night of youth. Topher Grace, Dan Fogler. 0 10:30 90210 PGR
11:55 Crime And Punishment AO Local documentary examining New Zealand’s use of imprisonment as an answer to crime. 0 1am Te Karere 3 2 0 1:35 Infomercials 5:05 Faith In Action 5:35 Te Karere 3 2 0
11:40 Golden Boy 12:35 Weight Loss Ward PGR 1:25 Infomercials 2:30 Desperate Housewives PGR 3 0 3:15 The Carrie Diaries PGR 3 0 3:55 Bethenny PGR 3 4:40 The 4:30 Show 3 5:05 Neighbours 3 0 5:30 Infomercials
11:15 The Good Wife AO Alicia represents a surrogate mother who goes against the wishes of the biological parents; Diane’s Supreme Court candidacy puts her at odds with her colleagues. 12:15 Infomercials 3
11:25 Entertainment Tonight 11:50 Infomercials
CHOICE TV 6am Benny Hinn 6:30 Lonely Planet – Best In Asia 7am Shane Delia’s Spice Journey 7:30 If It’s Broke, Fix It 8:30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 9am The Pioneer Woman 9:30 Relocation, Relocation 10:30 Million Dollar Contractor 11am Carter Can 11:30 Extreme Collectors Noon By Any Means PGR 1pm Destination Burma PGR 2pm Lonely Planet – Best In Asia 2:30 Shane Delia’s Spice Journey 3pm If It’s Broke, Fix It 4pm The Hairy Bikers – Mum Knows Best 5:10 Better Homes And Gardens 6:30 Carter Can 7pm Traders And Collectors 7:30 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds Kirstie Allsopp helps house buyers negotiate the tug of war between town and country. 8:30 Beat My Build Two renovators go head-to-head. 9:30 Antiques To The Rescue Some of Britain’s grandest houses, halls and mansions are in dire need of restoration, but it is going to take a lot of money. 10:30 Traders And Collectors 11pm Better Homes And Gardens
WEDNESDAY
12:30 Benny Hinn 1am If It’s Broke, Fix It 2am The Hairy Bikers – Mum Knows Best 3am Carter Can 3:30 Eco-Challenge 4am Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds 5am Beat My Build
PRIME
THE BOX 6am Law And Order MV 6:50 The Simpsons PG 7:15 Parking Wars PGL 7:40 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 8:05 Survivor – Pearl Islands PG 8:55 Criminal Minds 16VS 9:45 SVU MV 10:35 NCIS PGV 11:25 Gator Boys PG 12:15 CSI – New York MV 1:05 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PG 1:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 2:20 Law And Order MV 3:10 Survivor – Pearl Islands PG 4pm America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 4:30 The Simpsons PG 5pm Parking Wars PGL 5:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 6:30 The Simpsons PG 7pm Parking Wars PGL 7:30 NCIS PGV 8:30 By Any Means ML 9:35 Chosen MVL 10:30 SVU MV 11:30 NCIS PGV
WEDNESDAY
12:25 Survivor – Pearl Islands PG 1:15 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PG 1:40 Law And Order MV 2:30 SVU MV 3:20 By Any Means ML 4:20 Chosen MVL 5:10 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PG 5:35 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG
SKY SPORT 1
6:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 7am Deal Or No Deal 3 7:30 Home Shopping Noon The Doctors PGR 1pm The Test PGR Celebrities and viewers answer moral questions. 1:55 MythBusters PGR 3 In this episode the team uses science to tackle two tall tales. 3pm Whose Line Is It Anyway? UK PGR 3 3:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 4pm The Late Show With David Letterman 3 5pm Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Prime News 6pm Escape To The Country British couples and families, fed up with city life, search for the perfect country home while exploring the surroundings of each location. 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 60 Minutes PGR 3 8:30 M Twilight Saga – Breaking Dawn Part 2 PGR 2012 Fantasy. The arrival of Bella and Edward’s daughter sets in motion a chain of events that pits the Cullens and their allies against the Volturi. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 10:55 The Crowd Goes Wild 3
6am Football – Arsenal TV Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur. 9am Golf Focus 10am Golf – Ryder Cup (Highlights) Day Three. 11am Golf Central Noon Golf – Ryder Cup (Replay) Closing Ceremony. 12:30 Fox Sports News 1pm Cricket – Champions League Twenty20 (Highlights) Kolkata Knight Riders v Dolphins. 1:30 Rugby – Women’s Provincial Championship (Replay) Waikato v Canterbury. 3:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 4pm Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 4:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 5pm Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 5:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 6pm Rugby – International (Replay) 8pm The Crowd Goes Wild An irreverent daily sports and entertainment show. 8:30 #SkyRugby – Breakdown Jeff Wilson discusses the weekend’s rugby with a panel of former top players and experts. 9pm Rugby Nation Hosted by Tony Johnson. 10pm Rugby – Schoolboy (Replay) Australia v New Zealand. From Wellington.
11:25 The Late Show With David Letterman A late-night comedy and talk show. 12:25 Home Shopping 1:25 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 An irreverent daily sports and entertainment show. 1:55 Home Shopping
11:45 Rugby – Schoolboy (Replay) 1:30 #SkyRugby – Breakdown 2am Rugby – International (Highlights) 2:30 Rugby – International (Highlights) 3am Motorsport – Nascar Sprint Cup Series (Highlights) 4am Rugby – International (Replay)
MAORI TV 6:30 Pukoro 3 2 7am SpongeBob Tarau Porowha 3 2 7:30 Pukana 3 2 8am Toi Whakaari 3 8:30 Te Kaea 3 2 9am Nga Pari Karangaranga o te Motu 3 9:30 Kai Time On The Road 3 10am Korero Mai 3 11am Toku Reo 3 Noon Korero Mai 3 1pm Toku Reo 3 2pm Korero Mai 3 3pm Kai Time On The Road 3 3:30 Pukoro 2 4pm SpongeBob Tarau Porowha 2 4:30 Pukana 2
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SKY SPORT 2 5pm Toi Whakaari 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Nga Pari Karangaranga o te Motu 3 6:30 Ako 3 2 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 #Hakanation 8pm Whare Taonga PGR 3 8:30 M Tales From The Organ Trade AO 2013 Documentary. 10pm Media Take 10:30 Tagata Pasifika 11pm Te Kaea 3 2 11:30 Closedown
DISCOVERY 6am Auction Hunters PG Sin City Shootout. 6:30 Deadliest Catch PG Storm Season. 7:30 Man v Wild PG Bear Eats. 8:30 MythBusters PG 9:30 MythBusters PG 10:30 You Have Been Warned M 11:30 Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets M Noon Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets M 12:30 Who The (Bleep) … M 1pm Who The (Bleep) … M 1:30 Evil-In-Law M 2:30 Rods N’ Wheels PG 3:30 Auction Hunters PG 4pm Auction Hunters PG 4:30 Gold Rush – Alaska PG 5:30 MythBusters PG 6:30 Treehouse Masters PG 7:30 Rise Of The Machines PG 8:30 Alaska – The Last Frontier M 9:30 SAS – Search For Warriors M 10:30 Law On The Border M 11:30 Redrum M
WEDNESDAY
Midnight Redrum M 12:30 I, Evil M 1am I, Evil M 1:30 I’d Kill For You M 2:30 Auction Hunters 3am Deadliest Catch PG 4am Bering Sea Gold PG 5am Dirty Jobs PG
6am Rugby – International (Replay) Argentina v All Blacks. 8am Rugby – ITM Cup (Replay) Waikato v Manawatu. 10am The Crowd Goes Wild 10:30 Football – Chelsea TV Chelsea v Aston Villa. 1:30 Football League Show 2pm The Crowd Goes Wild 2:30 Sky Sports News UK Shortland Street Twilight Saga – Breaking Dawn 3pm Monday Night With Matty Johns Part 2, 8:30pm on Prime 7:00pm on TV2 4pm Rugby League – NRL (Highlights) Preliminary Final One – MOVIES PREMIERE MOVIES GREATS Rabbitohs v Roosters. 4:30 Rugby League – NRL 7:05 Sweet Home Alabama 8am The Best Man Holiday (Highlights) Preliminary Final Two – PGL 2002 Romantic Comedy. MLS 2013 Comedy. Taye Diggs, Reese Witherspoon, Patrick Dempsey. Panthers v Bulldogs. Terrence Howard. 5pm Rugby League – 40/20 8:55 Before The Devil Knows 10:05 The Lords Of Salem 16VLS 5:30 AFL Weekly (Highlights) You’re Dead 16VLS 2007 Crime 2012 Horror. Sheri Moon Zombie, 6:30 Fishing And Adventure Drama. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bruce Davison. 7pm Cricket – Champions League Ethan Hawke. 10:50 Michael 11:45 Biography – Matt Damon Twenty20 (Highlights) Clayton MVL 2007 Crime Drama. PG 2011 Documentary. Kolkata Knight Riders v Dolphins. George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson. 12:40 Django Unchained 16VL From the Rajiv Gandhi International 12:50 Shanghai Knights MV 2003 2012 Action. Stadium in Hyderabad. Action. Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson. Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio. 7:30 UFC Now 3:25 This Is 40 16LS 2012 Comedy. 2:40 Step Up PGV 2006 Drama. 8:30 Fight Night Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan. Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. 10:30 Sky Arena Access 4:25 Run, Fat Boy, Run 5:40 Fruitvale Station MVL 11pm Rugby League – NRL ML 2007 Comedy. Simon Pegg, 2013 Drama. Michael B Jordan, (Highlights) Preliminary Final One – Hank Azaria, Thandie Newton. Octavia Spencer. 6:05 Memoirs Of A Geisha MS 2005 Rabbitohs v Roosters. 7:05 Freezer 16VL 2013 Thriller. 11:30 Rugby League – NRL Drama. Ziyi Zhang, Ken Watanabe. Dylan McDermott, Peter Facinelli. (Highlights) Preliminary Final Two – 8:30 The Whole Nine Yards 8:30 Jackass Presents – Panthers v Bulldogs. MVLS 2000 Crime Comedy. Bad Grandpa 16LS 2013 Comedy. Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. Johnny Knoxville. WEDNESDAY 10:10 The Lake House 10:15 Thor – The Dark World Midnight The Crowd Goes Wild ML 2006 Drama. MV 2013 Action. 12:30 NRL Fulltime Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock. 1am Ultimate Fighter WEDNESDAY 11:50 Pineapple Express Latin America. 12:05 The Nail 16VLS 2009 Drama. 2am Rugby League – Holden 1:35 Biography – Matt Damon PG 16VL 2008 Comedy. Cup (Replay) Preliminary Final One – 2011 Documentary. 2:30 Fruitvale WEDNESDAY Dragons v Broncos. Station MVL 2013 Drama. 1:40 Shanghai Knights MV 2003 4am Rugby League – NSW Cup 3:55 Freezer 16VL 2013 Thriller. Action. 3:30 Step Up PGV 2006 (Replay) Grand Final – 5:20 Jackass Presents – Bad Drama. 5:15 The Whole Nine Panthers v Newcastle. Grandpa 16LS 2013 Comedy. Yards MVLS 2000 Crime Comedy.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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