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Saturday, October 17, 2015
Saturday, October 17, 2015 TV ONE
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6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 A couple relish the opportunity to manage a large, high-country station and raise their family in the rural community in the district. 0 7am Rural Delivery 7:30 Infomercials 9am Tagata Pasifika 9:30 Come Dine With Me PGR 3 Noon Cook Me The Money 3 1pm NZ With Nadia Lim 3 0 1:30 Kiwi Living 3 0 2:30 Situation Critical PGR 3 0 3pm Rapid Response PGR 3 0 3:30 SCU Serious Crash Unit PGR 30 4pm Piha Rescue 3 0 4:30 Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green 0 5pm F Monster Fish 0 6pm One News 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 F Outback Truckers PGR 0 8pm L Lotto This week’s Lotto draw. 8:05 Outback Truckers PGR Continued. 0 8:30 Coronation Street PGR 0 9:30 Last Tango In Halifax AO 3 An unexpected visitor leads Alan to think about his past; Caroline and a heavily pregnant Kate set a date for their wedding. 0 10:40 Endeavour PGR3 0 12:30 L Football – English Premier League Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool. From White Hart Lane in London. 2:45 Emmerdale PGR 3 0 3:30 Neighbourhood 3 0 4am Infomercials 5:30 The Key Of David
CHOICE TV 6am Better Homes And Gardens 7:30 Candice Tells All 8am Baggage Battles 8:30 The Get Growing Roadshow 9am Atlantic Edge 9:30 Destination Flavour Down Under 10am Chocolate Perfection With Michel Roux 10:30 Buying Alaska 11am House Crashers 11:30 Auction Kings PG Noon 100 Day Bach 12:30 The Get Growing Roadshow 1pm Gardeners’ World 1:30 Better Homes And Gardens 3pm American Restoration 3:30 Kitchen Crashers 4pm The Apartment 5pm 10 Years Younger UK 6pm Travels With The Bondi Vet 6:30 Young Vets 7:30 Love Nature – Natural World: Operation Pygmy Hippo A wildlife series with in-depth stories about, and award-winning photography of, incredible animals. 8:30 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 9:30 Toy Hunter 10pm NZ Hunter Adventures PGR 10:30 American Restoration 11pm The Apartment
SUNDAY
Midnight 10 Years Younger UK 1am 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 2am Young Vets 3am Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 4am NZ Hunter Adventures PGR 4:30 Kitchen Crashers 5am Toy Hunter 5:30 American Restoration
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TV THREE
FOUR
6am Sooty 0 6:10 Wiki The Kiwi 3 0 6:15 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 3 6:40 Paw Patrol 3 0 7:05 The Jungle Bunch – To The Rescue! 0 7:15 Gravity Falls 3 0 7:40 Pokemon XY 0 8:10 Transformers Robots In Disguise 0 8:35 Beware The Batman 3 0 9:05 Breadwinners 0 9:30 Lab Rats 0 10am 2Kaha PGR 10:30 Step By Step 3 0 11am Full House 3 0 11:30 Family Matters Noon M For Better Or For Worse 2014 Romantic Comedy. 0 1:45 Regular Show 3 0 2pm Pretty Little Liars 0 3pm Galavant PGR 3 0 3:30 The Neighbours 3 0 4pm The Amazing Race 0 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:30 Joey 3 0 6pm F Wipeout 0 7pm M Pirates Of The Caribbean – On Stranger Tides PGR 2011 Adventure. Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush. 0 9:40 M Don Jon AO 2013 Comedy. Joseph GordonLevitt, Scarlett Johansson.
6am Charles Stanley 3 6:30 Outdoors With Geoff 3 7am Gone Fishin’ 3 7:30 Infomercials 9:30 The Nation An in-depth weekly local current affairs show. 10:30 Survivor – Caramoan 3 Fans v Favourites. 11:30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey PGR 3 12:30 The Block New Zealand – Villa Wars PGR 3 0 1:55 The Block New Zealand – Villa Wars PGR 3 0 3pm The Block New Zealand – Villa Wars PGR 3 0 4pm The Block New Zealand – Villa Wars PGR 3 0 5pm Gone Fishin’ 5:30 The Simpsons 3 0 6pm 3 News
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Peppa Pig 3 7am Sticky TV 3 8:25 Sidekick 3 8:50 Beyblade – Metal Fury 3 Animated series in which teen heroes face an evil organisation vying for world domination. 9:15 Power Rangers – Megaforce 3 9:40 Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Pingu 3 3pm Barney And Friends 3 3:30 Infomercials 4:30 Pukana 2 5pm Mr Young 3 5:30 Smokefree Rockquest 2015 6pm iCarly 3 6:30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh 3
7pm M Coraline PGR 3 2009 Animated Fantasy. An adventurous girl finds another world that is an idealised version of her frustrating real home, but it has sinister secrets. 0 9:05 M Hellboy AO 3 2004 Action Adventure. 0
7pm Top Chef Duels PGR 3 8pm American Ninja Warrior (Starting Today) 3 A qualifying round in Venice Beach, California, featuring obstacles such as the Frame Slider, Domino Hill and Chain Swing. 9pm American Ninja Warrior 3 10:50 Entertainment Tonight Weekend PGR 3
11:30 M Brothers AO 2009 Drama. Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman. 0 1:40 M The Boondock Saints II – All Saints Day AO 2009 Action. 0 3:50 Anger Management PGR 3 4:15 Jeremy Kyle AO 3 5:05 2Kaha PGR 3 5:30 It Is Written 3
11:30 Blue Bloods AO Danny and Kate search for a sniper who appears to be a radical environmentalist; Danny’s youngest son is seriously injured in a bicycle accident. 0 12:25 Hannibal AO 3 1:15 Infomercials 5am Hillsong 3 5:30 Charles Stanley 3
11:45 90210 PGR 3 Naomi plans to open a restaurant with Mark and Dixon books Michaela to sing at the opening. 12:30 Infomercials
PRIME
SKY SPORT 1
Noon The Crowd Goes Wild Omnibus 3 2:30 River Cottage – Three Go Mad PGR 3 Hugh opens the doors of River Cottage to some famous folk known for everything but their cooking skills. Guests include actors Keeley Hawes, Philip Glenister and Felicity Kendal. 3:30 Rugby – ITM Cup Premiership Semi-final One – Auckland v Tasman. 5:30 Prime News 6pm Airline PGR An angry German, a furious Dutchman and an upset Australian passenger quarrel with airline staff. 6:30 Great British Food Revival Mary Berry has a genuine passion for fresh herbs and wants the world to know how easy they are to grow, use and store. 7pm N University Challenge Canterbury v Waikato. 7:35 The Brokenwood Mysteries PGR 3 DSS Mike Shepherd and Detective Kristin Sims investigate when a severed human hand is discovered in a crayfish pot. 9:35 Downton Abbey PGR 3 The scandal, romance and secrets of the Crawley family and those around them are revealed.
6am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 6:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 7am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 7:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 8am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 8:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 9am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 9:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 10am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 10:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 11am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 11:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) Noon L Rugby – Women’s Provincial Championship Final – Auckland v Wellington. 2:30 L Rugby – ITM Cup 4:30 Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 5pm L Rugby – ITM Cup 7pm Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) All Blacks v Tonga. From St James Park in Newcastle upon Tyne. 7:30 L Rugby – ITM Cup Premiership Semi-final Two – Wellington v Otago. 9:30 Roof Top Rugby Jeff Wilson and guests talk about rugby, from New Zealand House in London. 10pm Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) Week Four.
11:10 60 Minutes PGR 3 Current affairs from New Zealand and around the world. 12:10 Home Shopping 5:30 Rugby – World Cup (Delayed) Quarter-final One – South Africa v Wales.
11pm Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) Midnight Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 1am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 2am Rugby – World Cup (Highlights) 3am Roof Top Rugby 3:45 L Rugby – World Cup
MAORI TV 6:30 Pukoro 3 2 7am Dora Matatoa 3 2 7:30 Penguins Of Madagascar 3 8am Patapatai 3 8:30 Te Kaea 3 2 9am The Fit Club 3 9:30 Kai Time On The Road 3 10am Toku Reo 3 2 2pm The Big Hit 3 2:30 Homai Te Pakipaki 3 3:30 Pacific Games 3 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Taniwha Rau 3 7pm Street Dance Nationals
THE BOX 6am The Simpsons Super Saturday PG 8:05 The Simpsons PG 8:30 Last Man Standing PG 8:55 Bad Robots PGL 9:20 Survivor Marathon PG 12:35 Alaska Off-Road Warriors PGL 1:25 Helicopter Heroes – Down Under PG 2pm Crash Investigation Unit M 2:25 Hardcore Pawn PGL 2:50 Wild West Alaska M 3:40 Law And Order – LA MV 4:30 The Simpsons Super Saturday PG 7pm The Simpsons PG 7:30 Last Man Standing PG 8pm Bad Robots PGL 8:30 Hardcore Pawn PGL 9pm Shipping Wars PG 9:30 Alaska Off-Road Warriors PGL 10:30 Helicopter Heroes – Down Under PG 11:05 Crash Investigation Unit M 11:35 Chosen MVL SUNDAY 12:30 Raw MC 3:10 Chosen MVL 4am Last Man Standing PG 4:25 Bad Robots PGL 4:50 Hardcore Pawn PGL 5:15 Survivor Marathon PG
SKY SPORT 2 7:30 M Short Circuit 2 PGR 1988 Family Comedy Drama. Robot Johnny Five goes to the city and is manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. Fisher Stevens, Michael McKean, Tim Blaney. 9:35 M Four Lions AO 2010 Comedy Drama War. Will Adamsdale, Riz Ahmed, Adeel Akhtar. Last Tango in Halifax 11:20 Te Kaea 3 2 9:30pm on TV One 11:50 Closedown
DISCOVERY 6am Auction Kings PG 6:30 Mythbusters PG Fixing a Flat. 7:30 Mythbusters PG Let There Be Light. 8:30 ET Fishing Escapes PG 9:30 River Monsters PG Face Ripper. 10:30 River Monsters PG Canadian Horror. 11:30 Flipping Ships PG From Junk to Gem. 12:30 Ice Lake Rebels M The Honeymoon is Over. 1:30 Naked And Afraid XL M 2:30 Aeroplane Repo PG 3:30 Deadliest Catch PG Bite the Hand. 4:30 Auction Hunters PG 5pm Auction Hunters PG 5:30 What On Earth? PG Nazi Ice Fortress. 6:30 Deadliest Catch PG Five-Year Storm Two. 7:30 Treehouse Masters PG 8:30 The Pool Master PG Best Builds. 9:30 Insane Pools – Off The Deep End PG 10:30 Auction Hunters PG 11pm Man Made Marvels PG SUNDAY Midnight Aeroplane Repo PG 1am Alaskan Bush People M 2am Dual Survival M 3am Dual Survival M 4am Dirty Jobs PG 5am Mythbusters PG
MOVIES PREMIERE 6am Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes MVL 2014 Action. Jason Clarke, Andy Serkis. 8:10 22 Jump Street MVLSC 2014 Comedy. Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum. 10am The Wedding Ringer MLSC 2014 Romantic Comedy. Kevin Hart, Josh Gad. 11:45 Smiley 16VLS 2012 Horror. Caitlin Gerard, Shane Dawson. 1:20 Reach Me MVL 2014 Drama. Sylvester Stallone, Kyra Sedgwick. 2:55 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes MVL 2014 Action. Jason Clarke, Andy Serkis. 5:05 Citizen Gangster MVL 2011 Crime. Scott Speedman, Kelly Reilly. 6:50 Predestination MVLS 2014 Sci-fi. Ethan Hawke, Sarah Snook. 8:30 Ride Along MVL 2014 Comedy. 10:15 Into The Storm MC 2014 Thriller. 11:45 Grand Piano MVL 2013 Thriller. SUNDAY 1:15 Citizen Gangster MVL 2011 Crime. 3am Biography – Natalie Portman PG 2011 Documentary. 3:50 Predestination MVLS 2014 Sci-fi. 5:25 Ride Along MVL 2014 Comedy.
University Challenge 7pm on Prime
MOVIES GREATS 8am Die Hard MVL 1988 Action. Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. 10:10 Bulletproof Monk MVL 2003 Action. Chow YunFat, Seann William Scott. 11:55 Mean Girls MC 2004 Comedy. Lindsay Lohan, Tina Fey, Rachel McAdams. 1:35 Snitch MV 2013 Thriller. Dwayne Johnson, Susan Sarandon. 3:30 Paul Blart – Mall Cop PGV 2009 Comedy. Kevin James. 5pm Speed MV 1994 Action. Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper. 6:55 Old School MLS 2003 Comedy. Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell. 8:30 Die Hard – With A Vengeance MVL 1995 Action. Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L Jackson. 10:40 Blow 16VLC 2001 Crime. Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz. SUNDAY 12:40 The Bourne Ultimatum MV 2007 Action. Matt Damon, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles. 2:35 Paul Blart – Mall Cop PGV 2009 Comedy. Kevin James. 4:05 Speed MV 1994 Action.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
17Oct15
6am The Crowd Goes Wild 6:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) Premiership Semi-final One – Auckland v Tasman. 7am World Rugby 7:40 L Football – League Championship Bristol City v Nottingham Forest. From Ashton Gate Stadium, Bristol. 10am L Squash – US Open Women’s Semi-finals. Noon Sport 365 12:30 L Squash – US Open Men’s Semi-finals. 3pm Basketball – NBL (Highlights) Perth Wildcats v New Zealand Breakers. 3:30 Sky Sports UK News 4pm Motorsport – British Touring Cars (Highlights) Brands Hatch GP. 5pm Boxing – AIBA World Championships (Highlights) Finals, Session Two. 5:30 Basketball – NBL (Replay) Perth Wildcats v New Zealand Breakers. 7:30 L Basketball – NBL Sydney Kings v Illawarra Hawks. From Qantas Credit Union Arena, Sydney. 9:30 L Basketball – NBL Cairns Taipans v Townsville Crocs. From Cairns Convention Centre, Queensland. 11:30 The F1 Show
SUNDAY
12:30 Motorsport – British Touring Cars (Highlights) Brands Hatch GP. 1:30 Fox Sports News 2am Football – A-League (Replay) Melbourne Victory v Melbourne City. 4am Football – A-League (Replay) Newcastle Jets v Sydney FC.
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