ANDREAS BAIER
DIGITAL PAINTINGS.
VOLUME 3.
LUCAS CRANACH THE YOUNGER RELOADED.
MAXIMUM SIZE: 180cm/120cm. (70.9 x 47.2 in)
Number of copies: 1
INTRODUCTION.
PHOTOGRAPHED BY PROF. OLAF LEU.
BONJOUR MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS:
je m‘appelle Andreas Baière, je suis né en Allemagne, un artiste et vais continuer ma petite explication en anglais:
R ecently, an art collector introduced me to his guests:
«You better should not try to analyse whether Andreas Baier‘s digital paintings are driven by the power of modern Romanticism, late Expressionism, the Renaissance, neo-Catholicism or a pop art culture that impressionismly refuses to say bye-bye. It is much more important to know that since the new millennium the artist neither does exhibitions nor does he enter airplanes – both by principle reason».
Should you wish to seriously consider buying my artwork
it might be helpful for you to know that in the past mankind had managed to make much greater mistakes than this one – however, from mistake to mistake the human race always improved its living standard significantly.
Avec mes salutations les plus distinguées:
Andreas Baier
P.S.: «ABOUT THE ARTWORK ITSELF» (page 173)
will provide you with all specifications regarding my digital paintings.
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SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
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NUDE WITH ICECREAM AT THE LOIRE.
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ADAM IS TAKING OUT HIS DOG IN PARADISE.
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STRAWBERRY SLEEP.
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SWISS CLOUDS ARE CLEAN II.
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THE LITTLE PRINCE DISCUSSES A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE WITH AN INCARNATED DOLPHIN.
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SMOKY BIRD‘S BAR.
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PINK DINOSAUR BITES TREE.
HIGH TEA.
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THE DIAMOND DRINKERS.
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BLUE MONDAY.
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A MATTER OF MODERN IMPRESSIONISM.
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PRIVATE NUDITY IN PUBLIC.
HOMAGE TO FEDERICO FELLINI.
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VACANCES EN BRETAGNE.
DICTAPHONE
You are the sound of my spring, the rain drops of my soul that make me sing, that
I daily count, that make me swing, also the cream that tops my cake which stops the break of my internal hound, the words that are lifting my mind, the screw of my heart which makes me blind, the grapes, the fruits that I peel, the steel that gives me the strength like platinum cards over the length of the whole nine yards. You are the flower at the river and the cleaning power of my liver. You are the wind that blows through my hair, that I really need, so I feel the heat from my toe up to my collarbone
because you are my dictaphone!
You are my light and my mission, my obsession and passion, my fashion, my sight
at the end of the tunnel. Each channel of my television presents me your landing on the moon. You are the tune that I daily play, the spoon that prevents me from starving, that makes me stay, sway, that makes me pray to silver and gold that I hold in my hand on the way to our promised land. You are the band of my heart, my friend and so smart, I blend you with art to upgrade the trend of the mentioned at last, my emotional pension and fast that I cast which hopefully lasts forever and I will never forget. I am blowing the horn to form the tone
because you are my dictaphone!
You are the rain in my dreams, my train in Spain, and it seems this claim beams
us up to foreign planets where we bleach the past. You’re the one who refreshes the parts others cannot reach. The planets’ mothers will teach us all about the hook, the look and the book of rhyme and love in which we fly, so this is the time when doves will cry. You are the cook who cooks my soul, the book which books the bowl we’re swimming in so bright and clear - how I wish, how I wish you were here. You are my pancake; my short bred that give me the power like a landlord under the shower. I am blowing the horn to form the tone
because you are my dictaphone!
PEGGY GUGGENHEIM – OR THE STRAWBERRY FOUNTAIN.
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VOYAGER PEGASUS TRAVELLING THROUGH SNOW STORM.
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DINOSAUR WALKING ON CLOUDS.
WATCHING THE PLANES GO BY.
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OUTER SPACE? JUMP IN.
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FOUR TAKE FIVE MINI COOPERS ON HOLIDAYS.
VIRGIN MIRIA WITH SMOKING PEPPER.
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SWISS CLOUDS ARE CLEAN I.
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ART LOVING DINOSAUR PLUS UNRESOLVED SPACES.
THREE LADIES UNDER TWO FEATHERHATS.
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AMERICAN TYPEWRITER.
DU BIST MEIN DIKTIERGERÄT
Du bist der Frühtau auf meiner Seele, dessen Tröpfchen ich stetig zähle, auch die
Sahnehaube auf der Torte, die Worte, an die ich glaube, die ich wähle, die Schraube meines Herzens, die Traube, die Frucht, die ich schäle, die Taube auf dem Dach und die Blüte am Bach, die Armbrust im Morgendunst, die voller Kunst sich streckt, reckt, mit Inbrunst ihren Pfeil in meinen Apfel steckt. Du bist der Wind, der durch meine Haare weht, der Kragenknopf, der mir den Kopf verdreht. Du bist die, die mich versteht:
Du bist mein Diktiergerät! Du bist mein Schein, mein Sein, mein Stein in heißer Brandung, voll Wonne die Glut bei meiner Landung auf der Sonne, mein Schätzchen, eine Tonne, gefüllt mit Reiseplätzchen, umhüllt von feinster, reinster Schokolade, die Made in meinem Speck – Schleck, schleck, Du bist weg! – So keck es manchmal geht, der Wind hat sich gedreht. Du bist der Weitblick in meiner Strampelhose, der Trick, der Knick in meiner Coladose, eine Rose, ein Smaragd, der mich packt, mich blendet, das Blatt, auf dem ich schreibe genüßlich wendet, mich gart, mich brät. Du bist die, die mich versteht:
Du bist mein Diktiergerät! Du bist die Eisenbahn in meinem Wahn, vorbeisausend, im «Look 2000» bist
Du die Hook, so aufbrausend wie ein Wasserfall nach dem Zeitenknall. Du bist ein Koch, der weder ent noch weder oder kennt, der sich öffentlich erregend, bewegend zum Herd bekennt, ein Feuerhaken, der mein Herz verbrennt. Ich bemerke die Stärke, mit der Du agierst, mich panierst, fritierst und in den Ofen schiebst, erst jetzt erkenne ich , daß Du mich liebst. Du gibst mir die Kraft: Ich bin die Orange und Du bist mein Saft, die solche Werke schafft. Ich verbrenne innerlich, verzehre mich nach Dir, die Brust gebläht, der Hahn es kräht: Du bist die, die mich versteht:
Du bist mein Diktiergerät!
«BETTY NOIR» – FROM THE SERIES «TYPEFACE PAINTINGS».
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ROMANCES IN THE GREAT DOG‘S SHADOW.
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THE VERY LONG JOURNEY OF THE THREE PENGUINS.
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IRRITATED UFO.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN II.
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LOUIS XIV EN VACANCES DANS LES ALPS.
MARTIN LUTHER RELOADED.
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MODERN AMBIENT.
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THE EYE FACTOR FAMILY‘S HIGH TEA.
SPARKLING LADY.
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LANDSCAPE WITH FOUR BRIDGES.
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APOLLO SPRINTS INTO THE ARMS OF APOLLONIA.
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TREE OF LIFE IN THE KINGDOM OF MARTIN LUTHER‘S 95 THESES.
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SEASIDE RENDEZ-VOUS.
SOAP BY HERMÈS.
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TANZTEE.
SALON #5.
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NIGHTCLUB.
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SWISS JAZZ CLOUDS.
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DIOR À PARIS.
LADY WITH DIAMOND HAT.
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THE LANDING OF THE GREAT COW.
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THE STORY Of A MONSTER THAT HAS TROUBLE TO DIGEST EXAGGERATEDLY CREATED EYELASHES PROPERLY, HOWEVER, IT IS NOT WILLING TO GIVE IN.
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PICASSO PRESENTING SYLVETTE DAVID HER PORTRAITURE SITTING IN A GREEN CHAIR.
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POP ART BABY GOES NATURE.
NORD COMPOSITE.
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LUXURIOUS MIND MAPPING.
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LORD BRAIN.
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SHE CAME TO MILK THE COW.
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BURNING MOON.
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RISSERSEE IN GARMISCH-PARTENKIRCHEN.
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MOONLIGHT SERENADE.
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IN THE DOCTOR‘S WAITINGROOM.
GRABBING THE CLOUD.
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WONDERFUL WORLD.
VIRTUAL GALLERY.
PHOTOMONTAGE.
THE VERY LONG JOURNEY OF THE THREE PENGUINS.
VIRTUAL GALLERY.
PHOTOMONTAGE.
GRABBING THE CLOUD.
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PHOTOMONTAGE.
LANDSCAPE WITH FOUR BRIDGES.
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PHOTOMONTAGE.
THREE LADIES IN HYDE PARK.
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One of America’s most influential art collectors, Norman and
Irma Braman, do not own a digital painting by Andreas Baier yet but they could as this manipulated photograph shows.
MAXIMUM SIZE: 120cm/180cm. (47.2 x 70.9 in)
Number of copies: 1
Andreas Baier firmly apologises for having taken Willem de Kooning‘s
masterpiece out of its frame, however, he could not resist creating a virtual homage to Robert Rauschenberg‘s «Erased de Kooning Drawing» (1953).
BURNING MOON.
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PHOTOMONTAGE.
STRAWBERRY SLEEP.
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PHOTOMONTAGE.
SUN SNOW.
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PHOTOMONTAGE.
LUCAS CRANACH THE YOUNGER RELOADED.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK ITSELF:
Andreas Baier‘s digital paintings are to be
Since it is the collector‘s choice in which size
The size of the paintings might be flexible;
Each unique digital painting will be printed on canvas,
If not desired otherwise by the subscribing art collector,
In addition: the art collector can decide in which way
seen as unique images; so each of them exists only once. he prefers to own a digital painting by Andreas Baier only its maximum measure is fixed, which is – in most of the cases – 120cm/180cm or 180cm/120cm. the selling price, however, remains solid.
recognising high-quality art market standards.
and not collected by himself at the artist‘s residency in Germany, each unique digital painting will be delivered without a stretcher and without a frame. This is designed to make shipping and storage of the artwork easy. he wishes to see his new purchase to be presented.
ROTHKO AT GUGGENHEIM.
VIRTUAL GALLERY.
CONTACT DETAILS:
Andreas Baier
+49 - 176 - 39.23.89.71
PEGGY GUGGENHEIM OR THE STRAWBERRY FOUNTAIN.
VIRTUAL GALLERY.
AT A COLLECTOR‘S RESIDENCE.