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the "official" dish

by Rip & Marsha Naquin-Delain RipandMarsha.COM E-mail: marsha@ripandmarsha.com

Gay Mardi Gras Guide Features the Hottest Action & Events

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his big 48 page edition of Ambush Mag brings readers some 31 pages advertising the hottest activities happening in New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, and Metairie, LA; Mobile, AL; and Pensacola, FL. Ambush [AmbushMag.COM] is the Gulf South’s oldest and largest Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender [GLBT] regional publication covering the lucrative Texas through Florida market since 1982.

This publication has served as the “official” mag for all the major events for years and is proud to be the Official Gay Mardi Gras Guide while GayMardiGras.COM serves as Official Website of Gay Mardi Gras.

Drink, Dine, Shop, Work Out, Get A Haircut, Buy Real Estate

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he Crescent City is renowned for its numerous drinking party establishments. In this issue of Ambush you will find numerous bar related activities centered around the Official Gay Mardi Gras celebration including costume contests, internationally famous circuit DJs, male strippers, shows and more. As you look through the ads, you are sure to find just the activity you want to experience this festive weekend.

Restaurants, grills and delis are in abundance as well. You’ll want to see Chop Chop for Ambush’s dining recommendations (page 18). Of course, shopping is a favorite delight! Flip through the ads or look in the Classified listings (page 30) for retail/ shopping, bookstores, florists, galleries, gardening, hair/wig salons, laundries, lodging/accommodations, massage, models/escorts, museum/arts, organizations, pharmacies, photography, real estate, services, spas, theatres, and tattoos/piercings.

45th Annual Bourbon Street Awards Back on Bourbon

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he Forty-fifth Annual Bourbon Street Awards Show, the ultimate costume contest, is set for Mardi Gras Day, February 24 at 12noon. For the first time in 23 years, the contest will actually take place on Bourbon Street. Since 2002, Oz New Orleans has presented the contest on St. Ann at Bourbon. This year it will be outside Oz on Bourbon Street down from Ambush Headquarters at 828 Bourbon.

The awards were previously held outside of Cafe Lafitte in Exile until 1985 when it was moved to the corner of Burgundy and St. Ann outside of Rawhide 2010 in 1986.

Johnny Chisholm and Oz New Orleans, as well as Bud Light brings us this fantastic contest. Award categories include: Best Drag, Best Leather, Best Group and the grandest award, Best of Show with 1st, 2nd and 3rd places in each category.

Celebrity emcees will feature the talents of mega circuit star Bianca Del Rio and Oz's own Blanche Debris. The Bourbon Street Awards, well into its fourth decade, has hosted some of the most exciting and extravagant Mardi Gras costumes ever seen.

The parade of costumes this year will originate down Bourbon at Dumaine passing both Cafe Lafitte in Exile and Clover Grill, the original site of the awards, heading past Ambush Headquarters towards Oz at 800 Bourbon.

The 45th Annual Bourbon Street Awards promises to be “The Best Free Show of Mardi Gras.”

22nd Annual Gay Mardi Gras Bead Toss Led by KCQ XVI Tami Tarmac February 24

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ing Cake Queen XVI of Gay Mardi Gras, Tami Tarmac, will lead the 22nd Annual Official Gay Mardi Gras Bead Toss from the balcony at Ambush Headquarters, 828 Bourbon Street, on Mardi Gras, February 24 beginning at 2pm, following the Bourbon Street Awards. As many of you know, the King Cake Queen is chosen from the invited balcony guests for the bead toss from the previous year's festivities hosted by the Krewe of Queenateenas. The only qualification is to be the individual exhibiting the most enthusiasm and expertise in bead toss techniques. The hard part is for us as co-captains to judge which individual fits the bill. Tami definitely

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did and will reign as "The Grandee Queen" over the 2009 theme of Gaudy Girls. The bead toss is limited to 50 invited guests enabling revelers greater access and movement on the balcony.

The 22nd Gay Mardi Gras Bead Toss honors the King Cake Queen Royalty Club including KCQ II & KCQ Emeritus: Jewel of the Nile, Jay A. Loomis/1995; KCQ III: The Rainbow Queen, the late Smurf Murphy/1996; KCQ IV: Pearl of the Sea, Reba Douglas/1997; KCQ V: The She Devil, Elizabeth Simms/1998; KCQ VI: The Czarina, the late Christine Cheridon/1999; KCQ VII: Sex Goddess, Stephanie Williams/2000; KCQ VIII: The Peacock Queen, Phyllis Denmark/2001; KCQ IX: The Freedom Queen, Lisa Beaumann/2002; KCQ X: The Voodoo Queen, Teryl-Lynn Foxx/ 2003; KCQ XII: The Amazon Queen, Savanna DeLorean/2005; KCQ XIII: The Diamond Queen, Raven Kennedy/2006, KCQ XIV: The Fantasy Queen, Princesse Stephaney/2007; and KCQ XV: The Fleur de Lis Queen, Marsha-Naquin-Delain/ 2008.

For more on the Krewe of Queenateenas, visit GayMardiGras.COM/ KCQ.

Remaining Gay Mardi Gras Balls

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he Friday Night Before Mardi Gras, Inc. (FNBMG) organizers host their 10th anniversary costume party at the Audubon Tea Room in world famous Audubon Park at 6500 Magazine Street in New Orleans Friday, February 20. The theme of the party this year is Divas at The Tea Room and the three hours of fun begins at 9pm. Tickets must be purchased by calling 504.427.0145 or at FridayNightBeforeMardiGras.COM. On Saturday, February 21, the Krewe of Armeinius hosts their 41st annual bal masque: There' Something About Mary! at 9pm in the Alario Center across the river in Westwego. Doors open at 7:45pm. Tickets are available at KreweOfArmeinius.ORG or at Fredrick Guess Studio, 910 Royal Street.

The final ball of the season is the Mystic Krewe of Lords of Leather presenting Bal Masque XXVI: A Lordly Celestial Evening on Sunday, February 22, 8pm also at the Alario Center in Westwego. Tickets may be purchased from any krewe member or at LordsOfLeather.COM or by calling 504.400.3974.

Shows, DJs, Entertainment

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here is plenty of entertainment covering all venues available this Mardi Gras. You can catch the talents of Candy Riedl playing and singing live Friday, February 20, 8pm12midnight at Big Daddy's. And then on Monday, February 23 at the same location, catch Rusty LaRoux's annual Lundi Gras Show beginning at 11pm for some of the best in female impersonation.

Circuit great DJ Tracy Young kicks off dance action Friday at Dance Club of the Year, Oz. She is followed on Saturday with DJ Joe Gauthreaux and on Sunday by DJ Abel. Also, on Sunday, 6pm, catch the All

Male Revue and Andrew Christian Fashion Show with Bianca Del Rio and the Men of Manwatch. On Lundi Gras, Monday, it's resident DJs Tim Pflueger and Jason Lanoux with the Bianca Del Rio Show at 6pm.

Over at Cafe Lafitte in Exile you can experience the talents of resident DJs Johnny Love and Myke, along with their fab videos all weekend.

The Phoenix weekend DJ lineup features DJ Tony B. on Friday, Monday and Tuesday, 9pm til; and DJ Karbin Saturday and Sunday 9pm til.

It's shows, shows and more shows at Starlight By The Park beginning on Friday, 12midnight, with the Starlight Showcase hosted by new Easter Grand Marshal X Marcy Marcell. On Saturday, 12midnight, it's The Jaded Jade Revue, and on [continued on 6]

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the "official" dish ...from 4 Mardi Gras (Tuesday), 7pm, it's Marcy Marcell's Mardi Gras Revue.

The Golden Age Revue's Big Mardi Gras Show is set for Saturday, 11pm, at JohnPaul's featuring Easter Grand Marshal Marcy Marcell and guests.

It's the annual Oscar Night bash on Sunday at Cutter's with the dinner buffet at 6pm and the show at 7pm. After 5 attire only is required.

On Lundi Gras Monday and every Monday, catch Dinner & A Movie with Selece over at Le Roundup from 7-9pm.

Men, Men & More Men

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f you're in search for men, Mardi Gras will begin for you at the Wet Jockey Shorts Contest Wednesday, February 18 beginning at 10pm at The Corner Pocket. Hosted by Lisa Beaumann, the contest brings $150 in cash and prizes.

And if that's not enough for you the Pocket will have over 30 dancers including those hot Boys of Montreal from 3pm til Thursday, February 19 through Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday), February 24.

Also on Wednesday night from 10pmmidnight be sure and check out the Mardi Gras Pajama Party over at Le Roundup, "where the bad boys hang out!"

On Thursday, February 19, 12noon4am, Oz kicks off its festivities with those hot Men of Manwatch appearing daily through Mardi Gras, February 24th. Later Thursday night, catch the Mardi Gras Strip Off with Blanche Debris at 12midnight.

Wood Enterprises also kicks off its festivities with the Mardi Gras 2009 Blackout Party 9pm-5am at Rawhide 2010. It's followed by the USDA Aged Prime Beef Contest, 11pm, at Good Friends with 1st place taking $100. You must be at least 35 to enter this contest. And over at the "Daddy of Them All," Cafe Lafitte in Exile is the Dick of Mardi Gras Contest at 12 midnight in the Balcony Bar. There's a $5 cover with all proceeds going to the winners: 50%-1st, 30%-2nd and 20%-3rd. Additionally, both Cafe Lafitte's and Good Friends will host the LA Hardbodies dancing all weekend at both clubs.

The Phoenix presents the annual Night of the Black Mask Friday, February 20 with the Lords of Leather Beer Bust 10pm-2am while Saturday, February 21 brings Party Gras Bears with the New Orleans Bears Beer Bust 10pm-2am.

Catch Playgirl Mardi Gras on Sunday, February 22 from 3-9pm or later at The Country Club with NYC superstar DJ Adam, featuring NYC go-go boys from Playgirl.COM and BrokeStraightBoys.COM. And you can catch even more hot men dancing both day and night at 700 Club, one of the Quarter's newest venues.

NO/AIDS Task Force. Past parades have raised over $48,125 for charity.

The fund-raisers and events this year include: Friday, March 13, 10:30pm, 1st Eggstravaganza Show & Auction, under the direction of Opal Masters, Billy’s, 2600 Hwy. 190 West, Slidell; Friday, March 20, 9pm, 7th Annual Spring Fever: A Star Studded Benefit Gala & Auction, under the direction of Electra City & Tittie Toulouse, 4 Seasons, 3229 N. Causeway, Metairie; Saturday, March 28, 8-10pm, 8th Annual Super Star Studded Drag Extravaganza & Auction, under the direction of Rip & Marsha Naquin-Delain, JohnPaul’s, 940 Elysian Fields, New Orleans; Saturday, April 4, 8-10pm, 10th Annual Purple Party: Official Easter Grand Marshals Reception, Buffet & Auction,

hosted by the Gay Easter Parade Board of Directors, The Double Play, 439 Dauphine, New Orleans; Easter Sunday, April 12, 3-4:30pm, Pre-Parade Party, Line-up & Buffet, Starlight By The Park, 834 N. Rampart St., New Orleans; 4:30pm, 10th Gay Easter Parade, through the streets of the French Quarter; and 5:30pm til, Post-Parade Party & Buffet, 700 Club, 700 Burgundy, New Orleans.

Sponsorships are available at $2,500-Presenting, $1,000-Platinum, $500-Gold, $250-Silver and $100-Bronze.

Parade Entry Forms will be available as soon as carriage prices are confirmed.

You can get your sponsorship forms on-line at GayEasterParade.COM or by contacting Rip Naquin-Delain,

504.522.8049, or picking one up at Ambush, 828-A Bourbon Street,10am-4pm, Monday through Friday. The Board of Directors of the Gay Easter Parade includes Electra City, Tom "Rona" Conners, Opal Masters, Rip and Marsha Naquin-Delain, and Tittie Toulouse.

Past Grand Marshals include EGMs I Rip and Marsha Naquin-Delain, EGMs II Larry Bagneris and the late Miss Do Moreland, EGMs III Timm Holt and TerylLynn Foxx, EGMs IV George Simons and Electra City, EGMs V Brett Messmer and Princesse Stephaney, EGMs VI James Swire and Lisa Beaumann, and EGMs VII Doc Reed and Opal Masters. EGMs VIII Michael Elias and Tom "Rona" Conners, and EGMs IX Orlando Aloe and Safonda Peters. [continued on 6]

Tony Leggio & Marcy Marcell to Lead 10th Gay Easter Parade

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ony Leggio and Marcy Marcell have been selected as Easter Grand Marshals X, and will lead all of the festivities for this year’s celebration. The 10th Official Gay Easter Parade is Sunday, April 12 beginning at 4:30pm sharp. Both Leggio and Marcell have participated for years in the parade and its fund-raisers.

The parade minus expenses benefits Food For Friends, a vital service of the

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the pink pastor

by Rev. Clinton Crawshaw, 504.214.4340 E-mail: pastor@bigeasymcc.com www.bigeasymcc.com www.thebigeasymccblog.blogspot.com

Thank God for Mardi Gras

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ast Sunday I had the privilege to welcome nearly eighty people to church, which for us is a major high water mark in our rebirth and growth, but for me one of the biggest kicks is that I got to hire a second line band to burst into church at the end playing We’ll understand it better by and by!

Let me confess as a New Orleans newcomer I am totally sold on Mardi Gras – it is a wonderful, unique and very peculiar event. It also represents an entire city coming together in all its richness and variety to celebrate a common purpose.

So far Leon and I have been to 2 balls and we have three more to go – I was

privileged to give the invocation at both the Mwindo Ball and the Petronius Ball; and had a great time at both of them. Most of my colleagues around the world would kill to have Pastoral duties like that! I think only the MCC pastor in Rio de Janeiro offers any real competition!

I preached on Sunday that I was truly happy in New Orleans, indeed I am, and it is honestly beyond me why we are not besieged by hoards of northerners and folk from Mississippi and Texas beating down the door to NOLA. Given a choice between the certainties and banalities of life elsewhere (not to mention the awful weather up north) and the excitement and diversity of life here it

seems a no-brainer. Perhaps it is that very diversity and vibrancy that frightens people off, perhaps it is the prospect that change may come from being challenged and presented with things new and different that sends many folk running in horror.

It is of course the only way human beings grow and develop – by being challenged, whether through the new, or the unfamiliar old – or even through adversity and trial. Nobody gets a free ride, a life of leisurely ease never built a character worth a five minute conversation, and never raised up any great prophet or teacher.

It is a major concern of mine that increasingly, as The West (and especially America) becomes more suburbanised people choose overwhelmingly to live amongst people like themselves – the challenge of the different is much rarer now than it was when people lived in city centers.

The urge to mix only with one’s own kind is strong in churches, and affects the racial mix of US churches profoundly – I consider it a relative triumph that our church is diverse racially, but we need to make a

much greater effort in the coming year to ensure it is properly diverse in terms of gender and sexuality as well – we had a lot of straight folks at church on Sunday which is wonderful, but diversity is something that is a continuing challenge, and nobody can rest of their laurels. We are always fighting the ‘urge’ to shoal together amongst folk who are ‘just like us’.

Of course, there is a proviso to all this – it is no reward to be amongst folk that either do not recognize your humanity or actively wish you harm! It is wonderful to experience diversity but only with the ground rule that all are respected – a diverse church where each group hates or mistrusts the other is no blessing, and a church that is part of a denomination that does not accept it’s full equality or preaches against the very people who are giving their tithes every week is a structure of spiritual violence, and should not be supported. I am weary of seeing gay men and women giving their money, time and dreams every week to churches where people then stand up in the pulpit and spew ignorant nonsense about them. This strips us of our self respect, and breeds the internalized homophobia that makes people believe they are inferior, wrong and sinful – merely by virtue of their created nature.

We are starting a new advertising push in the coming weeks, with a message that many people will consider flippant and too light hearted - Good! There is no place in church for either pomposity or concern about status – leave those who are seeking a church to bump up their social status to go elsewhere. We will try and signal to people that we are SAFE. I am primarily concerned to reach all those people whose experience of church has put them off for life – who believe that the whole spiritual realm is a closed door because of bible abuse and spiritual violence. I first came back into a church after a long period in the wilderness because I saw a banner outside a church in a gay [continued on 12]

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7th Marigny Bunny Hop April 11

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he 7th Annual Marigny Bunny Hop is set for Saturday, April 11 beginning at 2pm. Rip and Marsha Naquin-Delain have been selected to lead the festivities as Bunny Marshals (BM) VII. They follow in the foot steps of BM I-III the late Lewis Routh, BM IV Guadalupe, BM V Poncho, and BM VI Michael "Fish" Hickerson.

Eight stops are on the route this year with ten winners in various bonnet categories. It starts off at Cutter's for the Most Glamorous Bonnet, then Big Daddy’s for the Widest Bonnet, Mimi’s for the Tallest Bonnet, Kajun's Pub for the Best Newbie Bonnet, All-Ways Lounge for the Most Creative Bonnet, John-Paul’s for the Most Unusual Bonnet, Phoenix for the Butchest Bonnet, and The Friendly Bar presenting Best Group, Ambush Magazine presenting Best of Best, and the new Meyer-Routh Spirit Award in memory of Marigny Bunny Hop Founder Carl Meyer and BM I-III Lewis Routh. It is presented by Stephen Murrell and Elizabeth Bouvier to the person who exemplifies or embodies the spirit of the event and Easter.

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Dancer Cody ready for Mardi Gras at The Corner Pocket

Precious is also ready for Carnival at Double Play

Bartenders Jeff & Will with new Lafitte’s manager Sammy (center)

Bartender JR joins February Artist of the Month, Joshua Stearns, at his opening reception at Cutter’s

Even bartender's Ben & Terri are part of the performances at All-Ways’ Grand Opening

Eric dressed & ready for Mardi Gras at The Corner Pocket

Lafitte’s bartender Frankie & Wood Enterprises’ Gary celebratin’ at Lafitte’s Friendly bartender Rene & partner, Cutter’s bartender Blake, cocktailin’ at Big Daddy’s

Lantern bartender Donnie Jay celebrates Kenny’s b-day with Phoenix’s Eric at Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Double Play bartender Stephen ready for Carnival

Ginger & Russell celebratin’ at All-Ways’ Grand Opening Mitch up on the bar at The Corner Pocket

Candi Riedl live at Big Daddy’s

Morella & The Wheel of If live at the Grand Opening of All-Ways Lounge (formerly Cowpokes)

A slimed down Tony D spinning at the Phoenix

Donnie Jay & Rikki Redd catch the Krewe du Vieux Parade at Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Cutter's Mac joins New Orleans Bear & Bear Trapper Social Club's first Friday Beer Bust at the Phoenix including Duaine, George, Ron, Eddie & Gilbert

Travis, Uncle Bert & Double Play’s Doc ready for Carnival at Double Play

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The Cocktail Tour ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Ambush

Manager Dennis Monn overseas the Grand Opening of All-Ways Lounge

Emanuel welcomes you to Rawhide

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sappho psalm

by Toni J.P. Pizanie E-mail: Psalmwrite@aol.com

Power?

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have been accused of the misuse of power. I don’t believe that I have any power unless it is over my precious Freddie or me. I can dictate when Freddie goes outside, when he eats, where he sleeps but if I misuse my power, he’ll just pee in the house or bark until he gets his way.

As for me, power is self-discipline.

That’s a good trait. These days it includes taking my meds on time and bed rest when I want to be up and out running the streets. Having a heart attack isn’t something to be frivolous about; neither are the several ulcers brought on by not using self-discipline.

When I started writing for Ambush, Rip warned me not to take feedback too seriously. People will accuse you of having power that you don’t have, he said. And so it is with the last issue of Ambush where I was accused in the letters to the editor of causing the resignation of four Community Center board members. To use anything I have written in the last two issues as grounds for quitting is ludicrous. If these people wanted to do their jobs and take responsibility for their actions, there is nothing I could say that would make them leave the Center. It sounds to me like they were not fully committed to the projects they gave their “word” to complete.

In a conversation with Board Chair Crystal Little, I learned that the board did not agree with the letter. If that is so, why didn’t they write saying that the attitude expressed was not shared by the board.

As I understand it, the board had a copy of the letter. I, however, was not sent a copy.

Doesn’t that speak volumes?

And all this comes at a time when the real workers are doing so much to make the Center a success. They now have enough in the general fund to run the Center for several months. There are events planned and January was a very busy month. I don’t know many of the Center board members but the ones I know – Crystal, Julia, Alan, Lynn and Roberts – are dedicated and hard working.

I am hoping that in the future many of you with experience and the desire to help will come forward and volunteer your services. One volunteer who has caught my eye is Hector. I enjoyed listening to his ideas and hope that he will run for the Board. Ked is also a person of great interest. She is an intern from NO/AIDS who works with the Center and has the drive and knowledge to help turn energy into

the pink pastor ...from 8 neighborhood that said ‘God thinks you’re Faaaaabluous!’ Cheesey as this may be, it signalled to me that this was a safe place, that I did not have to be concerned that the most tender and vital part of me – my soul – would be exposed to the icy wind of hatred and ignorance. I pray that The Big Easy MCC can provide as much for the folks here in New Orleans.

action.

As I have said for the last two issues, the Center does have a future. There is renewed hope for a stronger board with a more positive attitude. It’s nice to know that the power I don’t have has made a difference.

5 Continents

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efore the blame letter arrived at Ambush, writing about 5 Continents Bed and Breakfast was slated for this issue. This lovely home is owned and operated by Jesse Beaty. I met Jesse at Christ the Liberator Church about 2003. Jesse is a handsome man with the qualities of a gentleman.

He was in the process of purchasing and renovating the property located at 1731 Esplanade Avenue for the purpose of opening a bed and breakfast. My first look at the home was during an Easter season when he opened the house to the church for services and Lenten meetings.

Since Jesse’s first love was travel, he has lived or visited five of the seven continents. It was his desire to have the b and b reflect his vast travels and experiences.

His home is located six blocks from the French Quarter on the avenue to the race track at the Fairgrounds where World famous New Orleans Jazz Festival is held each spring. It is perfectly located for a memorable visit to the “Big Easy.”

The house is a two story Greek Revival Mansion with the original carriage house and overseer’s cottage. Jean Francis Del Corral-Monent built the home in the late 1880’s. Architectural features include the 14 foot cove ceilings that lead to a delicate plaster shell and fleur-de-lis motif. Both the ladies’ and gentlemen’s parlors contain original ceiling medallions and gasolier crystal chandeliers.

Eight fireplaces with original mantles and ceramic tile hearths set into hard wood floors are set throughout the house.

Guests are accommodated in two room suites upstairs in the main house or in the cottage surrounded by a garden area. Each suite is named for a different continent – Europe, Asia, Eurasia and North America. The suites are decorated with artwork from the continent they represent and are furnished with an eclectic collection of antiques and reproduction pieces. The polished hardwood floors in the main house are dressed with oriental rugs. The colors used in draperies, pillows, bedspreads, and wall covers is opulent and exciting.

Jesse is a gourmet cook who loves researching new recipes in his vast kitchen. A hot breakfast is served in the formal dining room. It is a two course event beginning with fresh seasonal fruit, yogurt, coffee (freshly brewed, of course) and a selection of fine teas and juices. The entrée is truly a treat for the palate. Some of the selections are smoked salmon scrambles with hot buttery biscuits, buckwheat and pecan waffles with maple sausage links, Louisiana shrimp Benedict, baked pear French toast with hickory

smoked bacon or an omelet to order.

5 Continents is perfect for the weekend get away or for your friends visiting from out of town. The front parlor is also perfect for a commitment ceremony or wedding. The wedding suite or European suite will fill your senses with happy memories.

My favorite season at 5 Continents is Christmas when Jesse turns the house and budget over to Ray Bates to dress the house for this happy season. The Ladies’ Parlor held a twelve foot tall Christmas tree with antique ornaments and a ribbon that ran from the angel on top to the floor below. The mantel was covered in an asymmetrical design of silver, gold, white and crystal decorations which were a joy to the eye. Every angle was exquisitely overdone.

The Gentlemen’s Parlor was filled with dozens of nutcrackers of various sizes that covered the mantel and side tables.

Music boxes were also set out with glass containers filled with chestnuts. Another tall tree was placed in the dining room. I had to continually turn around to see all the items placed throughout the rooms and hallways.

Garlands ran up the stairs to the second floor of greens and berries with gold ribbons. Decorative arrangement were hung above each suite and walkway. The rooms themselves were so ornate that there was little need for additional Christmas dressing.

I was in awe of the beauty created by Ray over an already beautiful home. If you are interested in getting in touch with Jesse, please call 1.800.997.4652 or log on to fivecontinentsbnb.com. Jesse is a member of Professional Innkeepers Association of New Orleans; Louisiana Bed and Breakfast Association; and Professional Association of International Innkeepers.

spotlight The Sixth Annual Ambie Awards at Le Chat Noir

By Brian Sands & Patrick Shannon n February 9, Co-Theater Editors Brian Sands and Patrick Shannon presented the Sixth Annual Ambie Awards for theater excellence. Le Chat Noir was packed to overflowing with a fun and festive crowd of theater luminaries, their friends and family members. While we crowned a “Best” in 26 categories (see list below), with nominees of such outstanding caliber, no one was a loser. We also gave out some Special Ambie Awards as noted below as well as many Glammie Awards in categories both tongue-in-cheek and heartfelt.

Ambush Magazine, which sponsored the event, is very proud that $1,700 was raised for NOCCA’s Department of Theater. In addition to presenting the “Someone to Watch Out For” Special Awards, Interim President/CEO Kyle Wedberg of the NOCCA Institute spoke about NOCCA’s wide range of programs and how vital such funds are to support those youth who are dedicating themselves to the arts.

Many thanks to all our presenters, particularly President of the City Council Jacquelyn Clarkson; WWL-TV’s Angela Hill; OnStage Magazine’s Kathy Finn; and, especially, Broadway star Michael Cerveris (Sweeney Todd, Assassins, Tommy, etc.) who came down to New Orleans from New York just to be part of the ceremony.

A huge round of applause to Musical Director Alan Payne and all our performers (Idella Johnson of Rent; Becky Allen/Annie; Dan deShazo/Miss Saigon;Michael Moore, Josh Smith, Sarah Jackson, Chrissy Bowen/Tommy; Lauren Elens, Matthew Mickal/Assassins; Anais St. John/ A Purrfect Evening; Danielle EdinburghWilson/Mahalia!, and pianists Jonne Dendinger, Jefferson Turner and Albinas Prizgintas) who gave of their talents so generously.

And, as always, we couldn’t have made the Ambies happen without the tremendous support of Le Chat’s Barbara Motley and her incredible staff (Su Gonczy, Jamie Montelepre, Thad Griffin and Phil Cramer).

As we salute the best of the best who

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trod the boards in 2008, we are already enjoying the 2009 Season and look forward to many more fabulous shows this year!

Best Production of a Musical: Tommy, NOCCA Best Production of a Drama: Metamorphoses, UNO Dept. of Film, Theatre, & Communication Arts Best Production of a Comedy: Die! Mommy! Die!, Running With Scissors Unique Theatrical Experience: Spaces in Between, Kathy Randels/ Artspot Productions and Art in Action Best Original Work: Crimes Against Nature, Otter/Backyard Ballroom Best Children’s Show: Once Upon a Mattress, JPAS Summer Youth Theatre Best Director of a Musical: Roland “Butch” Caire, Miss Saigon Best Director of a Play: René J. F. Piazza, Rabbit Hole Best Actor in a Musical: Joey Taranto, Rent Best Actress in a Musical: (tie) Idella Johnson, Rent and Jessie Terrebonne, Cabaret Best Actor in a Play: Jason Kirkpatrick, Coyote on a Fence Best Actress in a Play: Ashley Ricord, Side Man Best Featured Actor in a Musical: Richard Alexander Pommes, Assassins Best Featured Actress in a Musical: Leslie Limberg, Rent Best Featured Actor in a Play: Dui Jarrod, A Soldier’s Play Best Featured Actress in a Play: Peggy Walton-Walker, The Clean House Best Ensemble: Speech & Debate (Natalie Boyd, Sean Glazebrook, Sean Knapp, Liann Pattison) Best Costume Design: Roy Haylock, Cabaret Best Lighting Design: James Clotfelter, The Seafarer Best Set Design: Shannon R. Miller, Return to the Forbidden Planet Best Choreography: Blake Coheley, Tommy Best Music Director: Donna Clavijo/ Alan Payne, Fiddler on the Roof Best Sound Design: Christopher Wright, Gem of the Ocean [continued on 14]

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trodding the boards

by Patrick Shannon, III E-mail: nedcat@earthlink.net

Armstrong Hotel

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ivertown Repertory Theatre recently had a world wide premiere production of a new comedy Armstrong Hotel by Mikko Macchionne. It starred local seasoned actors Becky Allen, Mary Pauley, Rudy Rasmussen, and Kate Adair Labouisse.

It was directed by our very talented Dane Rhodes.

With a cast and director of such local renown and talent one would expect that the show would have had considerable merit. Unfortunately, it was sheer torture to sit through two hours of such uninteresting writing that we were absolutely shocked and very happy to leave the show after final curtain. Armstrong Hotel, needs a lot of rethinking and rewriting. It ranks among the worst productions I have seen

ambie awards ...from 12 Best Hair/Wigs/Make-Up Design: Tori Bernard, Heather Autin, Back to the 80s Best Special Effects: Splatter House Best Food/Dining Experience: Ginger Luke, Minacapelli’s/Luke’s Brisket & Broadway Dinner Playhouse ”It’s Not the Size That Counts” Special Ambie Award: Susan Domangue, Fiddler on the Roof; Morrey McElroy, The Taming of the Shrew/As You Like It ”Someone to Watch Out For” Special Ambie Award: Colby Lemaster; Samuel Repshas Special Ambie Awards: DramaRama; Jefferson Turner, musical adaptations & arrangements for The Sweetest Sounds: The Music of Richard Rogers; Thomas Little & Lisa van Wambeck, animation for Crimes Against Nature; Liz Zibilich, props person extraordinaire

in over 45 years of patronizing the legitimate theater.

The plot concerns itself with two maids in the Armstrong Hotel in New Orleans circa 1984 just before the New Orleans World’s Fair. They are sisters. When not working they hide away in a little suite in the hotel and look at TV and talk and complain about their past lives referencing certain old, long gone New Orleans establishments. One of them has a secret. She has slept with the husband of the other. Well, as pedants advise us there are only so many plots that can be used in the theater and they are used, over and over again...

But what makes them seem so occasionally wonderful is how they are written and staged and performed.

The performances of Becky Allen playing Josie LaSalle as a near perfect Y’at, was nearly perfect as was Mary Pauley, who played the sister, Mickie LaSalle. What else could one expect from these actresses? That’s a role they have played a thousand times, especially the fantabulous local living legendary Y’at, Ms. Allen. And the performance of Randy Rasmussen as an over sexed hotel employee named Sam was as funny as he is in real life - and that’s funny. His scene between a little hippy-like street whore with whom he tried to have sex was hilarious. As was the wonderfully skillful performance of the little sex kitten he picks up, Kate Adair Labouisse, who bounced around the bed as Tiffany, no doubt a unique and expensive creation from the sex department of Tiffany’s in NYC, if there were such a thing. But her performance was priceless if not a real high gloss item from a jewelry store known for it’s good taste.

So why didn’t this play work? Was it in

the direction of one of our best local director/performers, Dane Rhodes? Perhaps.

There was the use of a down stage platform upon which the bedroom suite in which the LaSalle sisters played most of their scenes was an awkward bit of set use. The platform astonished and distracted the audience by rolling from left to right and back again across the stage for various scenes, none of which seemed to make any sense nor add to the appreciation of the play. Or was it the very slow, slow pacing? Or how miss Allen appeared to have no legs as she sat in certain positions on one of the two single beds in that secret suite? Or was it the lighting which seemed to be so pedestrian and uninspired, all of these items coming from director Dane Rhodes vision. Or was it just a badly thought out and poorly written play? Mostly the latter, although I have only seen four other such dull productions in four decades of going to the theater in America.

At least Armstrong Hotel does have that distinction.

Disney’s Beauty And The Beast

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he sets and costumes were beautiful, the singing and acting was excellent and the choreography was wonderful. What are we talking about? Well, none other than the JPAS recent production of Disney’s Beauty and The Beast at the Jefferson Performing Arts Center.

The theater of over 1000 seats was sold out which is good except for the fact that most locals have no understanding or knowledge of theater etiquette. It’s wonderful that so many families took their adorable little boys and girls to see this lovely show; but they should be taught to pee before the opening and during the intermission. And they should be given a heavy tranquilizer or a sip of wine or something to keep them in their seats and not walking up and down the aisles. Trying to concentrate on the lovely production was like seeing someone stage a musical at the airport during a Mardi Gras weekend with the Little Rascals Parade marching about.

Other than these distractions, the JPAS production was extremely well done.

Musical Director and Uber talent Alan Payne directed the JPAS Broadway Pit Orchestra with wonderful aplomb, bringing out a big big Broadway sound with style and sensitivity.

Robert Mulholland directed the enormous cast with professionalism and Donna Clavijo did Musical Direction more than equal to the task. Tara A. Brewer’s choreography was a lot of fun to see and done so well by so many very good performers, all of which made this big show a really big show in every aspect of theatrical magic.

More than memorable among a cast of memorable performers were Frances Bordlee as Belle; Turner Crumbly as The Beast; Keith Warren as Gaston; Scott Sauber as Lumiere; L. Jeffery Maertorell as Cogsworth; Janet Shea as Mrs. Potts; Wayne Gosoulin as Maurice; Matias J. Grau, III, as Lefou; Jennifer Delatte as Madame La Grande Bouche; Jeff Haffner as M’sieur D’Arque, and Jonathan May as Chip.

It’s a wonderful thing that the Jefferson Performing Arts Society is able to bring such large and luscious Broadway Musicals to out town and to do it so well.

Dying City

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outhern Rep’s recent production of Christopher Shinn’s Dying City was a masterpiece of directorial and acting restraint. Once again we were able to experience another cutting edge play in a high quality production.

To quote the good synopsis of the plot from the program, Dying City is a theater goers play requiring a lot of concentration. “The plot concerns a young female therapist, Kelly whose husband Craig was killed in Iraq. A year later, Kelly is attempting to move on when Craig’s twin brother, Peter, arrives unbidden and unannounced. An actor and a star, Peter’s just walked off-stage mid-performance. Although he seems to have everything, what Peter needs only Kelly can give. In a taut, unique structure, we jump between this reunion and Craig and Kelly’s final revelatory night together.”

The direction of Julie Hamburg was faultless. Peter McElligott, playing the roles of both brothers, Craig and Peter was inspired and Angelena Swords as Kelly was at the top of her talent. Needless to say, this compelling and singularly unique play was done on a chic set by Geoffrey Hall, with lights by Marty Sachs and costumes by Kellie Grengs.

Sound was by Mike Singleton. The overall effect of this daunting production was pure theater at its best. Nothing less than we have come to expect from our own Southern Repertory Theatre.

Romeo & Juliet - The Westside Story

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he Actors Theater of New Orleans is currently running a mish-mash-makeup of pieces of Shakespeare’s tragedy Romeo and Juliet and Bernstein’s musical Westside Story - a modern adaptation/version of the play; and concocted and mixed together and directed by that irrepressible talent Rene J. F. Piazza.

This farcical adaptation of two classics of theater makes for good family fun. Who doesn’t know the story of Romeo and Juliet, two teenagers from another age, each from a family that hates the other murderously. The fall in love and “accidently” end up dying from poison and a rapier. Only Mr. Piazza could combine these two plays in such a way as to create moments of laughter from everything but a pratfall and the old slip on a banana routine. Combine Shakespeare’s tragedy with Bernstein’s music and a stage full of adolescent aspiring actors and you get an often times comedy of the ridiculous by Piazza. [continued on 16]

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by Donnie Jay E-mail: auntiedeej@hotmail.com Photo©GrahamStudioOne.COM

Quickies

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ere are some snacks that are quick and easy for the parade season. They can be made ahead and served in just a few minutes, heated in the microwave or served cold. Just remember snacks can keep you fueled up with much needed food while on the go.

QUESADILLAS 3 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened 9 (8-inch) flour tortillas 4 cups Monterey Jack cheese 12 slices bacon, cooked and crumbles 1 tomato, seeded and chopped 4 pickled jalapenos, finely chopped 4 teaspoons ground cumin 2 1/4 cups salsa Spread butter on I side each tortilla. Place tortillas butter side down on ungreased baking sheets, set aside. Combine cheese and next four ingredients; spoon evenly over half of each tortilla. Fold tortillas in half, press lightly. Bake at 400 degrees for five minutes, turn quesadillas, and bake five minutes more or until cheese melts and tortillas are lightly browned. Cut into wedges. Spoon salsa over quesadillas and serve. Yield: nine servings.

SPICY BUFFALO WINGS 3 pounds chicken drummette ¾ cups butter ½ cup hot sauce 1 (1-ounce) envelope onion soup mix 1 ½ tablespoons cayenne 1 (6-ounce) bottle blue cheese dressing Place chicken on a rack of a broiler pan; set aside. Melt butter in a small saucepan; add hot sauce, soup mix and cayenne. Stir well. Brush chicken drummettes with half of the butter mixture. Bake at 375 degrees for thirty minutes.

Remove from oven and turn chicken, and brush with remaining butter mixture. Bake fifteen more minutes or until tender.

Serve warm with blue cheese dressing and chilled celery sticks.

1 (2 ¼-ounce) can sliced ripe olives, drained 2/3 cup chopped green onions 1 clove garlic, crushed ¼ teaspoon seasoned salt 6 (9-inch) flour tortillas Combine first eight ingredients. Spread ½ cup mixture over each tortilla; roll up tortillas jelly roll fashion. Wrap each separately in plastic wrap. Chill two to three hours, Unwrap each roll and if desired cut off ends, Cut each roll into ten slices. Secure pinwheels with tooth picks. Yield: five dozen

RASPBERRY BRIE IN RYE 2 (7-inch round) loafs rye bread 1 15-ounce) round Brie cheese ½ cup seedless raspberry jam ½ cup sliced almonds Using a large serrated knife, slice off about ½ inch from top of bread. Place Brie on top of bread; trace around outer edge of cheese with a knife. Remove cheese and set aside. Using trace mark as a guide, cut bread vertically two inches deep, discard bread leaving a 6x2-inch cavity. Cut second loaf of bread into one inch squares. Slice rind from top of cheese. Place cheese in bread cavity, spread with jam, and sprinkle with almonds. Place prepared loaf on a baking sheet. Bake uncovered at 325 degrees for twenty-five minutes.

BLUE CHEESE SPREAD 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1 (4-ounce) package blue cheese ½ cup finely chopped pecans, toasted and divided Process cream cheese and blue cheese in a food processor twenty seconds or until smooth. Stir in ¼ cup pecans. Using a 1 ½ cup bowl with plastic wrap and press cream cheese mixture into bowl.

Chill eight hours. Unmold cheese, remove plastic wrap. Roll outside of cheese mold in remaining pecans. Serve with apple slices.

SHRIMP AND OLIVE SPREAD 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1 1 (7-ounce) can shrimp, drained, rinsed, and chopped 6 pimento stuffed olives, chopped 2 tablespoons minced onion 2 tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon lemon juice ¼ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

¼ teaspoon hot sauce ¼ teaspoon garlic powder Combine all ingredients, stirring well.

Cover and chill. Serve with assorted crackers.

HOT CRABMEAT DIP 3 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese 1 small onion, grated ½ cup mayonnaise ½ teaspoon garlic powder ½ teaspoon salt ¾ teaspoon pepper ¼ cup dry white wine 1 tablespoon prepared mustard 1 tablespoon horseradish 1 pound fresh crabmeat, drained 2 tablespoons chopped fresh chives 2 tablespoon fresh parsley, chopped Combine first nine ingredients in a saucepan; cook stirring constantly, over medium heat until cream cheese melts.

Stir in crabmeat, chives, and parsley. Transfer to a chafing dish and keep warm.

BAKED ARTICHOKE DIP 1 (14-ounce) can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese ¾ cup mayonnaise 1 clove garlic, minced ¼ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce ¼ teaspoon hot sauce ¼ cup mayonnaise 1 clove garlic, minced Combine all ingredients stirring well; spoon into a lightly greased 1-quart casserole. Bake, uncovered, for twenty minutes at 350 degrees or until bubbly. Serve with melba toast.

HUMMUS 4 cloves garlic 1 (19-ounce) can garbanzo beans ¼ cup lemon juice ¼ teaspoon salt [continued on 18]

MEXICAN PINWHEELS 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese ½ cup sour cream 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1 (4.5-ounce) chopped green chilies, drained

trodding the boards ...from 14 While not an example of great theater by any means, the skewed and screwed up version of these plays allows for young aspiring actors to get a chance to do their thing on stage and get to know all about the legitimate theater.

Playing their parts with every thing but squeaky voices and lots of energy and the brave attititude of the young are Charles Regnard as Tybalt, Zak Moses (Bernardo), Justin Blanchard (Mercutio), Ryan McCarty (Riff), Kevin Songy (Prince of Verona & Jerry Zinger), Gerrit Hagen/Robert Facio (Friar Lawrence), Danny Marin (Announcer’s Voice), Erin Frederic (Nurse) Grace Vogel (Juliet), Carly Ferguson (Maria), Dylan Young (Romeo) and Brett Pineda (Tony).

Playing their parts with voices that have long since lost their squeaks to the squeaks in their knees were the adults in this solid production who gave voluminous performances in their equally voluminous bejeweled costumes and crowns were Rene J. F. Piazza (Lord Capulet), Jack Quarles, Jr. (Lord Montague), Viki Lovelace (Lady Capulet), and Starr Mason (Lady Montague).

Everyone seems to have a lot of fun doing their roles “over the top” in most cases and the nearly full house got a lot of laughs that evening. Sets were by Mr. Piazza with costumes and props by Chelle Ambrose.

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by Rip & Marsha Naquin-Delain www.ripandmarsha.com E-mail: info@ambushmag.com

New Orleans Restaurant Guide Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St., is noted for its gumbo, barbeque, pizza, sandwiches and specials serving breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Hours are 9am-9pm Mon.-Fri., and Sat. & Sun. Closed Wed. Call 944.4445 for additional info. MasterCard/Visa accepted.

Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., offers romantic courtyard or indoor dining along with both eclectic culinary creations and drinks. Serving lunch and dinner, Wed.Sat. 11am-9pm, Sun. brunch 10am-3pm and special Lundi Gras opening 11am3pm.. Call 412.8965 for reservations or additional information.

Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., is open 7 days and features breakfast including build your own omelettes. But let’s not forget their fab burgers grilled right under a hub cap and then there’s all those sandwiches, sides, desserts and shakes. Call 598.1010 or visit CloverGrill.COM. Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St. Under the new direction of Chef Coy LeBeau, he has taken attention to detail and ingredient, and focused on a more contemporary menu at an even more affordable price point. Still the best food, but at even more unbelievable value! Serving 7 days 11am-10pm 7 days and Sunday Brunch 11am-3pm. Visit TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM or call 945.0742 for more information.

Krystal, 116 Bourbon at Canal, Open 24 hours, it's one of the best stops for fast food with tasty burgers, hot dogs and breakfast. Call 523.4030 for more info.

Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place is famous for its wood fired gourmet pizzas, pastas, salads and appetizers. Open 7 days from 11am10pm, call 522.9500 or visit LouisianaPizzaKitchen.COM. Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., features Italian specialties including salads, pizzas, sandwiches and both lunch and dinner entrees. Lunch 11am-5pm Thurs.-Mon., Dinner 5pm-10pm 7 days. Call 522.6746 for info.

Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St., was voted Restaurant/ Deli of the Year once again and is open 24 hours 7 days. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, the deli offers free delivery. Call 529.1416 to order.

restless young Celebrity DJ Spins Oz

By Derek Puma racy Young is the true celebrity DJ. She has spun private af fairs for the likes of Lenny Kravitz, P. Diddy, The Smashing Pumpkins - even Cher. MTV tapped her for their House of Style show, but the jewel in Young’s crown is when Madonna called on her to DJ her wedding reception with Guy Ritchie.

Well, the marriage may not have lasted, but Tracy Young’s star power has.

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cookin' with auntie dee ...from 16 ½ teaspoon pepper ¼ cup olive oil Process garlic in a food processor until minced. Add beans and next four ingredients; process until smooth, scraping down sides occasionally. Slowly pour oil through food chute with processor running; process until smooth. Spoon into serving bowl. Cover and chill. Serve with pita bread cut into triangles.

Have a safe and happy Mardi Gras.

Party hearty, but keep your privates covered on the street…there are plenty of places in the clubs where you can show off your wares. I’ll be working at Tubby's Golden Lantern, 1239 Royal Street - the home of Southern Decadence, stop by and say hello.

This month, the DJ takes us back to the beginning of dance with the release of her new compilation album, Genesis. Plus Young makes her triumphant return to New Orlean’s Oz on February 20th.

We’re excited to welcome you back to Oz! I am excited to come back! I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras a couple years ago. I have finally recovered from that weekend and I’m ready to have fun again!

What do you love most about New Orleans?

The energy. New Orleans has a special energy that is not felt in other cities. It’s also a music-loving city so I always feel right at home.

You spin all over the world. Beside New Orleans, which cities rank highest in your book?

I have a special place in my heart for New York and Montreal. I also love Paris and Rome. Rome is very romantic and Paris is beautiful. But if I were to pick one city as my absolute favorite, I would have to say Miami. It’s truly paradise in America.

Your parties helped put Miami on the map. Do people still associate you with

Ingrid Casares and Liquid?

I wish more people knew about my years with Liquid! It was ten years ago, which is hard for me to believe today. It was such a great era and had a lot to do with the launch of my career. I am still friends with Ingrid and will always be grateful to her for believing in me as a talent.

Of course, the most popular fan of Club Liquid was the Material Girl herself.

Do you remember the first time you met Madonna?

Yes, I will never forget it. It was Thanksgiving 1998 and I was visiting Ingrid in Miami. Madonna was with Ingrid at Liquid and Victor Calderone was the DJ. We started talking a little bit about the new album she had coming out, Ray of Light.

Fast forward a few years later and you were spinning her wedding to Guy Ritchie!

Yeah, I’m not really a wedding DJ but for Madonna, I made the exception.

Will you spin at her wedding to NY Yankee A-Rod? I don’t know anything about Madonna and A-Rod. Hey, it’s all about new beginnings, right? That leads nicely to your new cd – Genesis. What was the genesis of Genesis?

Genesis is a New Years Day party that I do every year in Miami and it’s an amazing event. This year I decided to document it and produce a compilation to capture the party.

How did you select the songs to be featured on the album?

The song selections were chosen from the party. I tried to capture some of the biggest showstompers.

You mentioned in a recent interview that one song on the album, “Alright”, has special significance to you because it’s about taking something bad and turning it positive.

2008 was a growing year for me and I had to make a lot of personal changes but in the end it’s always fine. That’s what “Alright” is about...everything’s gonna be alright.

Any plans to continue the popular Dance Culture albums?

Yes. I will definitely release more albums in that series.

What are you cooking up for 2009?

I’m launching my own clothing line, plus developing my record label.

Albums, touring… now a clothing line and record label? Where do you find the time?

I literally don’t stop.

But Tracy, in Genesis, we learn that on the seventh day, even God rested.

My seventh day will come. But right now, I’m barely out of day one!

Tracy Young spins Oz Nightclub on Friday, February 20. Tracy Young’s new album, GENESIS, is in stores now. Visit djtracyyoung.com.

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bove - Queen and King Petronius XLVIII were a magnificent climax as "The Royal Candelabras" at the Krewe of Petronius Bal Masque XLVIII: The Can Ball hosted at Laborer's Union Hall in New Orleans. elow - Ambush Co-Theatre Editors Patrick Shannon and Brian Sands hosted the Sixth Annual Ambie Awards crowning a "Best" in 26 categories of theatre excellence. Sponsored by Ambush Magazine and held at Le Chat Noir in New Orleans, the event raised $1,700 for NOCCA's Department of Theatre.

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ueen Barbara Bennett and King Frankie Ford (above) reigned over the 22nd Annual Krewe du Vieux Parade: Stimulus Package rolling through the streets of the Marigny, French Quarter and back ending at the Colton School in New Orleans for the After-Math post parade bash.

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Queen Petronius XLVIII Sparkle Plenty as The Royal Candelabra

Satyricon Capt. Mickey Gil receives Honorary Lifetime Membership from Petronius Capt. Bill McCarthy

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Ms. Gay Pride Houston Sara Sjolander sings the National Anthem live Canapes

Cannabis New Orleans Bear & Bear Trapper Social Club volunteer their services: (back) Herb, Duaine, Ron, George & Gilbert; (front) Robert

Returning Queen Petronius XLVII Canal

American Lords of Leather’s Gary, Amon Ra’s Ronnie, Cathy & David with Lords of Leather’s Bruce

I Think I Can Candor

Returning King Petronius XLVII

King Cake Queen XVI Tami, King Amon Ra XLII Paul & Queenateenas’ Co-Capt. Marsha

Captain Petronius XLVIII, Candy

Pecan

Marsha & Rip Naquin-Delain receive the Captain’s Award for Carnival Spirit of Gay Mardi Gras from Petronius Capt.

XLVIII Bill McCarthy

NO/AIDS Task Force serves the cocktails

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48th Krewe of Petronius Bal Masque: The Can Ball @ Laborer’s Union Hall ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Ambush, Miss Dee

King Petronius XLVIII Arthur Alarcon as The Royal Candelabra

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The Cocktail Tour Continues... ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Ambush

New Easter Grand Marshal X Tony Leggio joins Oz’s Drag Dingo MC Princesse Stephaney

Elroy & Crow take in Trash Disco at Cafe Lafitte in Exile

Al & Dwain cocktailin’ at Lafitte’s Athena Jewelle pops into JohnPaul’s

Lisa & Kajun’s Pub’s Joann cocktailin’ at JohnPaul’s

Bar Barons Mike & Matt welcome you to 700 Club

Chris, Jake, new manager Neel, Spencer & Blake ready for the Mardi Gras crowds at Good Friends Bar Mike slingin’ cocktails at Society Page

JohnPaul’s John joins Rodney at Society Page

Manager Joe joins Catfish for Meat Night at Rawhide

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bars Mobile, AL [251] B-BOB'S DOWNTOWN, 213 Conti St., 433.2262, b-bobs.com GABRIEL'S DOWNTOWN, 55 South Joachim St., 432.4900, gabrielsdowntown.com VISION'S TWIST, 266 Dauphin St., 431.9002, visions-mobile.com Foley, AL [251] CLUB EVOLUTION, 8380 Highway 59, 251.943.5557, myspace.com/ evolutionclubdance1 Pensacola, FL [850] EMERALD CITY, 408 E. Wright St., 433.9491, EmeraldCityPensacola.COM THE ROUNDUP, 706 E. Gregory St., 433.8482 Alexandria, LA [318] UNIQUE, 3217 Industrial St., 448.0555 Baton Rouge, LA [225] GEORGE'S, 860 St. Louis, 387.9798, GeorgesPlaceBR.COM HOUND DOGS, 668 Main St., 344.0807 SPLASH, 2183 Highland Road, 242.9491, splashbr.com

Shreveport, LA [318] CENTRAL STATION, 1025 Marshall St., 222.2216 KORNER LOUNGE, 800 Louisiana, 71101; 222.9796 Slidell, LA [985] BILLY'S, 2600 Hwy. 190 West, 847.1921

body rubs

Metairie, LA [504] 4-SEASONS / PATIO BAR, 3229 N. Causeway, 832.0659, www.4seasonsno.com CLUB TRIBUTE, 3202 N. Arnoult Rd., 455.1311, myspace.com/clubtribute New Orleans, LA [504] 700 CLUB, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM BIG DADDY'S, 2513 Royal, 948.6288 CAFÉ LAFITTE IN EXILE, 901 Bourbon Street 522.8397, Lafittes.COM CORNER POCKET, 940 St. Louis, 568.9829 COUNTRY CLUB, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 COWPOKES, 2240 St. Claude, 947.0505 CUTTER'S, 706 Franklin, 948.4200 THE DOUBLE PLAY, 439 Dauphine, 523.4517 THE FRIENDLY BAR, 2301 Chartres, 943.8929 GOOD FRIENDS BAR, 740 Dauphine St, 566.7191, GoodFriendsBar.COM JOHNPAUL'S, 940 Elysian Fields Ave., 948.1888 LE ROUNDUP, 819 St. Louis, 561.8340 NAPOLEON'S ITCH, 734 Bourbon,

New Orleans, LA [504] HISTORIC RENOVATIONS, 432.3786, Jim 344.4664

Scott

counseling New Orleans, LA [504]

bookstores

florists

Birmingham, AL [205] ALABAMA BOOKS, 801 Third Ave., 322.7823 BIRMINGHAM ADULT BOOKS, 7610 First Ave. North, 836.1580

New Orleans, LA [504]

Lafayette, LA [337] BACK SIDE, 209 Jefferson St., 269.0430 THE SOUND FACTORY, 209 Jefferson St., 269.6011 Lake Charles, LA [337] CRYSTAL'S, 112 W. Broad, 433.5457

construction

DAVID WAGNER, M.Ed., Counseling & Psychotherapy, 3001 Fifth St., Metairie, LA 70002; 836.0000 WILLIAM C. AUSTIN, LCSW, Individual & Family Therapy, Licensed Clinical Social Worker, LA Lic # 8042, 1532 Ursulines Ave., 504.586.7400, 225.571.5964

CITY NEWS STAND & VIDEO, North Blvd., 343.2606; Jones Creek, 751.7494

RT PA M RA

June 4-7, 2009, One Mighty Weekend, Gay Day Weekend at Disney sponsored by Ambush, OneMightyWeekend.COM Sept. 2-7, 2008, 38th Official Southern Decadence-A Celebration of Gay Life, Music & Culture, end of Summer Blowout including the Southern Decadence Parade & loads of activities, bringing over 125,000 revelers to New Orleans, LA, sponsored by Ambush & SouthernDecadence.COM Oct. 29-Nov. 1, 2009, Halloween 26, benefiting Project Lazarus, New Orleans, LA, sponsored by AmbushMag.COM, halloweenneworleans.com Dec. 30, 2009-Jan. 3, 2010, Gay New Year's in New Orleans, New Orleans, LA, GayNewOrleans.COM

New Orleans, LA [504] HOT, MASCULINE STUD FOR SENSATIONAL BODY RUBS & MORE 24/7, 6'0, 182#, hard gun & magic hands. 4 hands avail. w/ muscle stud or 21 y.o. GQ model. In/Out/Hotels.

Call Charlie 504.430.7413 [is409]

Baton Rouge, LA [225]

French Quarter/Faubourg Marigny/Bywater

autos

371.5450, NapoleonsItch.COM OZ NEW ORLEANS, 800 Bourbon, 593.9491, OzNewOrleans. COM PHOENIX/EAGLE, 941 Elysian Fields, 945.9264, PhoenixNewOrleans.COM RAWHIDE 2010, 740 Burgundy St., 525.8106, Rawhide2010.COM RUBYFRUIT JUNGLE, 1135 Decatur St., 373.5431, myspace.com/ RubyfruitJungleNOLA SOCIETY PAGE, 542 N. Rampart St., 299.0156 STARLIGHT BY THE PARK, 834 N. Rampart St., 561.8939, StarlightByThePark.COM TUBBY'S GOLDEN LANTERN, 1239 Royal, 529.2860 VOILA, 300 Decatur St., 638.8198, myspace.com/VoilaNOLA

AIRLINE ADULT BOOKS, 1404 26th St., Kenner, LA 70062; 468.2931 CHARTRES ST. CONXXXION, 107 Chartres St., 586.8006 FAB - Faubourg Marigny Art & Books, 600 Frenchmen St., 947.3700 MR. BINKY'S OF KENNER, 96 West 26th St., 466.1870 PARADISE ADULT VIDEO, 41 W. 24th St., Kenner, LA 70065; 461.0000 PARADISE #2 IN ELMWOOD, 5608 Heebe, Harahan, LA, 733.7780 SLIDELL ADULT SUPERSTORE, Slidell, LA, 985.646.2616

Baton Rouge, LA [225] FOUR SEASONS FLOWERS & GIFTS, 3482 Drusilla Ln., Drusilla Shopping Center, 924.1386, 1.800.237.5381

framing New Orleans, LA [504] ANGLE CUSTOM FRAME, 4422 Magazine St., 269.3726

galleries New Orleans, LA [504] ARTICHOKE GALLERY, 912 Decatur St., 636.2004, www.ArtichokeGallery.COM FAB - Faubourg Marigny Art & Books, 600 Frenchmen St., 947.3700

gardening/landscaping New Orleans, LA [504] AMERICAN AQUATIC GARDENS, 621 Elysian Fields, 944.0410

cable shows

guides

New Orleans, LA [504] THE GAR WILLIAMS SHOW, Every Wed. &Sat., 8:30am & 8:30pm, Access Television Channel 78

America Damron Travel Guide, 800.462.6654, www.damron.com Gulf South/United States AMBUSH Mag, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, ambushmag.com; email: info@ ambushmag.com International GayBars.COM, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, webmaster@gaybars.com United States/Canada GAYELLOW PAGES: Informing the US/ Canada LGBTG Community since 1973. Separate sections for Women and Ethnic/Multicultural focus. PO Box 533, NY, NY 10014-0533; 212.674.0120, http://gayellowpages.com gayellowpages@earthlink.net. Sold at Alternatives/New Orleans, LA

casinos New Orleans, LA [504] HARRAHS NEW ORLEANS, Canal at the River, 800.HARRAHS

chiropractic New Orleans, LA [504] DR. MICHAEL LECHLEITER, D.C., St. Charles Chiropractic, 1529 Jackson Ave., 566.1833 [is409]

circuit/events Feb. 19-24, 2009, Official Gay Mardi Gras, New Orleans, LA, sponsored by Ambush, GayMardiGras.COM Easter Sunday, April 12, 2009, Official Gay Easter Parade, New Orleans, sponsored by Ambush & Queen Fashions, GayEasterParade.COM May 22-25, 2009, Memorial Day Weekend, Pensacola, FL, sponsored by Ambush, GayPensacola.COM

groceries/delis New Orleans, LA [504] QUARTERMASTER DELI, THE NELLIE DELI, 1100 Bourbon, 529.1416 VERTI MART, 1201 Royal St., 525.4767

hair salons New Orleans, LA [504]

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BOBBY BLUE CONTEMPORARY BARBER & BEAUTY PARLOR, 906 Bourbon St., 527.5100 HEAD QUARTERS HAIR SALON, 900 Dauphine St., 522.2666 MICKEY NOLAN'S SALON, 815 Toulouse St., 587.7782 SALON D'MALTA, 1233 Decatur St., 565.5555

laundries New Orleans, LA [504] RALPH'S QUARTER LAUNDERETTE & DRY CLEANING, 1101 Bourbon St., 522.9274 WASHING WELL LaunDRYteria since 1949, City Wide Pick-up, Fluff Dry or Finished, 1 Hour Service, 841 Bourbon St., 523.9955 or 525.3983 [is209]

lodging/accommodations New Orleans [504] BURGUNDY BED AND BREAKFAST, 2513 Burgundy St., New Orleans, LA 70117, PHONE/ FAX: 504.942.1463, Toll Free (Continental US only): 1.800.970.2153, theburgundy.com, Email us at theburgundy@cox.net. Gay owned and operated in newly renovated 1890's double.

Four guest rooms with private baths, guests' parlor and "half-kitchen", courtyard and halfopen tubhouse with spa (hot tub/whirlpool).

Clothing optional in sunbathing and hot tub area.

Walking distance to French Quarter. Immediate vicinity of gay and lesbian bars/venues.

CRESCENT PALMS MOTEL, 3923 Martin Luther King Blvd., New Orleans, LA 70125; PHONE: 504.821.7773, FAX: 504.267.7366, CrescentPalmsMotel.COM, E-mail us at crescentpalmsmotel@yahoo.com. The Crescent Palms Motel is located in the heart of New Orleans, minutes from the French Quarter and other famous attractions. Our newly renovated, vintage motel offers 24 spacious guest rooms, large bathrooms, ample closet space, a cocktail lounge and complimentary off-street parking. Each room features two brand new double beds, complimentary high-speed wireless internet, a refrigerator and more. Please come visit soon!

MARIGNY MANOR HOUSE, 2125 N. Ram-

part St., New Orleans, LA 70116, PHONE: 504.943.7826, Toll Free: 877.247.7599, marignymanorhouse.com, E-mail us at info@MarignyManorHouse.COM. 1840’s Grand Greek Revival guest house, large spacious bedrooms, private baths, antique 4 poster queen beds, wireless internet access, tv/vcr/dvd/ cable, telephone, complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking.

BON MAISON GUEST HOUSE, 835 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.561.8498 BOURGOYNE GUEST HOUSE, 839 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.524.3621

massage New Orleans, LA [504] 4 HAND MASSAGE, Butch/Kevin, Nat’l Board Certified, 908.2069, License #LA3355, #LA 4230 [is409] RIGHT TOUCH MASSAGE -- Christopher - Full body therapeutic massage; heated table; private studio; tropical garden; Faubourg Marigny Area, French Quarter. Upgrade (Salt Scrubs Bodywork). Call 504.458.5996 / website www.righttouchnola.com for pictures, location & special. License #LA4553 [is1509]

media New Orleans, LA [504] AMBUSH Mag, Official Gay Easter Guide, Official Gay Mardi Gras Guide, Official Gay New Orleans Guide, Official Gulf South Guide, Official Southern Decadence Guide, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, AmbushMag.COM; email: info@ ambushmag.com AMBUSHonLINE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8047, ambushonline.com, email: info@ambushonline.com

models/escorts New Orleans, LA [504] MIKEY-HOT, HANDSOME, HARD-BODIED MUSCLE STUD very friendly. 35, 5'10", 175#, USDA Prime! In/out/hotels, 24/7. Body rubs and 21 y.o. model avail. Pics at m4rn.com, ID #190508, 504.756.9443 [is409]

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museum/arts Baton Rouge, LA [225] LOUISIANAARTS AND SCIENCE CENTER / RIVERSIDE MUSEUM, 100 S. River Road, 344.5272 LOUISIANA GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 1001 Capitol Access Rd., 342.5855 LOUISIANA STATEARCHIVES, 3851 Essen Ln. LOUISIANA STATE CAPITOL, State Capitol Dr. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY HILLTOP ARBORETUM, 11855 Highland Rd., 767.6916 LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY RURAL LIFE MUSEUM, I-10 at Essen Lane, 765.2437 LSU MUSEUM OF NATURAL SCIENCE and MUSEUM OF GEOSCIENCE, LSU Campus, 388.2855 MAGNOLIA MOUND PLANTATION, 2161 Nicholson Dr., 343.4955 OLD ARSENAL MUSEUM, State Capitol Complex, 342.0401 OLD BOGAN FIRE STATION, 427 Laurel St., 344.8558 OLD GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 502 North Blvd., 344.5272 OLD PENTAGON BARRACKS, State Capitol Dr. at River Road, 342.1866 OLD STATE CAPITOL, 100 North Blvd. at River Road, 342.0500 or 342.4479 USS KIDD/NAUTICAL HISTORICAL CENTER, Government St. at River Rd., 342.1942 New Orleans, LA [504] BEAUREGARD-KEYES HOUSE, 1113 Chartres, 523.7257, Mon-Sat 10am-3pm CABILDO, 701 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm CAC [Contemporary Arts Center], 900 Camp St., 528.3805, cacno.org 1850 HOUSE, 523 St. Ann, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm GALLIER HOUSE, 1132 Royal, 523.6722, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm GERMAINEWELLSMARDIGRASMUSEUM, 2nd Floor Arnaud's, 819 Bienville HERMANN-GRIMA HISTORIC HOUSE, 820 St. Louis, 525.5661, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm HISTORICAL PHARMACY MUSEUM, 514 Chartres, 524.9077, Daily 10am-5:30pm HISTORIC NEW ORLEANS COLLECTION, 533 Royal, 523.4662, Tues-Sat 10am-4:45pm LONGUE VUE HOUSE AND GARDENS, 7 Bamboo Rd, Metairie, 488.5488, Mon-Sat 10am4:30pm, Sun 1-5pm MUSEECONTIHISTORICALWAXMUSEUM, 917 Conti, 525.2605, Daily 10am-5:30pm NATIONAL D-DAY MUSEUM, 945 Magazine, 527.6012 NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 488.2631, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERNART, 925 Camp St., 539.9600 OLD U.S. MINT, 400 Esplanade, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm PRESBYTERE, 751 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm ST. LOUIS CATHEDRAL, Jackson Square, Mon-Sat 9am-5pm, Sun 1:30-5pm

music New Orleans [504] SKULLY'Z RECORDZ, 907 Bourbon St.

organizations Mobile, AL ALABAMA PRIDE FEST, MobileAlabamaPride.COM AQUA, THE PARTY, PO Box 145, Mobile, AL 36601, TheAquaParty.COM BAY AREA INCLUSION, BayAreaInclusion.ORG FUSION, MobileFusion.ORG GULF COAST BEARS & LEATHER ASSOCIATION, b-bobs.com/gcbla.htm Pensacola, FL [850] APPETITE FOR LIFE, INC., provides 2 nutritionally balanced meals a day-lunch & dinner, for some 60 men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, 1842 West Cervantes St.; Mail:

P.O. Box 308, 32592-0308; 470.9111, Fax: 470.0201, gaypensacola.com/appforlife GULF COAST TIDE, INC. w w w . G u l f C o a s t T I D E . o r g ; info@GulfCoastTIDE.org Alexandria, LA [318] CLASS [Central Louisiana AIDS Support Services], 103 Bolton Ave., 71301; 1.800.444.7993, 442. 1 0 1 0, FAX: 443.5216 Baton Rouge, LA [225] HAART (HIV/AIDS Alliance for Region Two), 4550 North Blvd., #250, 927.1269, Fax: 927.7367, haartinc.org, haartinc@aol.com GBLSU [Gays, Bisexuals, Lesbians & Supporters United], glsapres@unixl.sncc.

Isu.edu, Kristy Price, President, 388.5160 KREWE OF APOLLO / BATON ROUGE, PO Box 3591, 70821; kreweapollobr.org KREWE OF DIVAS, kreweofdivas.com, 343.0380 LAMBDA GROUP, 2937 Greenwood Dr., PO Box 82775, 70884-2775, 907.3665, www.lambdabr.org, info@lambdabr.org LEWIS HUMPHREY’S FOOD FOR FRIENDS, 387.9798

METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH OF BATON ROUGE, 7747 Tom Drive, 70806, Worship Sunday, 11am, Bible Study Wednesday, 7pm, 225.248.0404, mccbr.org MYSTIC KREWE OF ROYALTY, PO Box 66571, 70896; 926.1698 PFLAG Baton Rouge, President Harold Truax, 225.218.8320 Lafayette, LA [337] ACADIANA CARES [Concern for AIDS Relief, Education, and Support], PO Box 386, Lafayette, LA 70502; 203 W. 3rd St., 70501; 233.2437, FAX: 235.4178; 800.354.2437 KREWE OF APOLLO / LAFAYETTE, PO Box 53251, 70505 LEAGUE FOR EQUALITY, PO Box 53425, 70505 PFLAG/LAFAYETTE, PO Box 31078, 70503 ROYAL ORDER OF UNICORN, PO Box 3985, 70502 Monroe, LA [318] GO CARE 2121 Justice, 71201, 325.1092 New Orleans, LA [504] AIDS HOTLINE, 821.6050 in New Orleans, 1.800.99.AIDS[2437]-9 toll free statewide ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 828.3399 BELLE REVE NEW ORLEANS, AIDS Residence for Families, PO Box 3305, 70177; 945.9455 BIG EASY M.C.C. (Metropolitan Community Church of Greater New Orleans), Sunday Worship at St Matthew’s UCC, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave. at Willow. Fellowship after service. Mailing address: 1333 S. Carrolllton Ave. New Orleans, LA, 70118; 213.4340, p a s t o r @ b i g e a s y m c c . c o m , www.bigeasymcc.com BROTHERHOOD, INC., To decrease the spread of AIDS and HIV among African Americans, 1661 Canal St., Suite 3230, 70112; 566.7955 CAVALIERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB: Gay motocycle group sponsors monthly day rides and other riding events in New Orleans area.

Visit www.cavaliersmc.comc or call 782.5625 or e-mail info@cavaliersmc.com.

CHURCH OF CHRIST THE LIBERATOR, Sun. 11am Service, 607 Marigny St. (behind The Friendly Bar), ChristTheLiberator.ORG COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP, meets 1st Wed. of each month, 7:30-9pm, Info: Liz 482.4012; Lesbian & Gay Community Center, 2114 Decatur St., 70116; 945.1103 COMMUNITY ACTION NETWORK, a project of the NO/AIDS Task Force which works with the gay community to implement HIV prevention activities, 507 Frenchmen St., 945.4000, noaidstaskforce.com COPS 8 (Citizens' Organization for Police Support in the 8th District), 840 N. Rampart St., #51, 70116; 588.COPS (2677), cops8.org DRAMA! [A Gay & Lesbian Arts Organization], PO Box 52565, 70152; 948.9924, DramaNO.org, DRAMA@DramaNO.org FOOD FOR FRIENDS, 944.6028 FORUM FOR EQUALITY, 336 Lafayette,

Suite 200, 70130; 947.2981, ForumForEquality@aol.com FOUNDATION FOR MACRO BIOTIC WAY, enjoy-life.com GAY APPRECIATION AWARDS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8049; AmbushMag.COM/GAA GAY COUNSELING LINE, 833.1500 GLSEN [Gay Lesbian & Straight Education Network], 482.4081, Fax 595.8587, E-mail: glsenno@hotmail.com, glsenno.org GULF GENDER ALLIANCE [GGA], NonProfit Support Group for Transgender persons.

Monthly meetings, socials and political activism.

Privacy respected and expected. Interview required. Nondiscriminatory. Call 504. 324.4035 or write PO Box 56836, New Orleans, LA 70156-6836; gga.org, E-mail: info@gga.org HALLOWEEN IN NEW ORLEANS, INC., PO Box 52171, 70152-2171; halloween neworleans.com HATE CRIMES HOTLINE, c/o Family Service of Greater New Orleans, 504.202.2131.

The Hate Crimes Project offers to assist those who feel that they may have been a victim of a hate crime. The project provides advocacy for persons victimized due to race, religion, gender and gender identity, age, disability, and/or sexual orientation.

IN THIS TOGETHER, HIV/AIDS Case Management, 1661 Canal Street, Suite 3107, 70112; 962.3245, is www.inthistogetherinc.org, itt@accesscom.net KOCKTAIL BUNCH BOWLING LEAGUE, Contact Glenn Culp, 504.861.0233 KREWE OF ARMEINIUS, PO Box 56638, New Orleans, LA 70156-6638, cetubby@cox.net, KreweOfArmeinius.ORG KREWE OF AMON RA, PO Box 7033, Metairie, LA 70010, KreweOfAmonRa.COM KREWE OF MWINDO, PO Box 51031, 70156; 913.5791, KreweOfMwindo.ORG, krewe@kreweofmwindo.org KREWE OF PETRONIUS, PO Box 71665, 70172, Pres. Arthur Alarcon 451.9507, Capt. Bill McCarthy 430.6695, Sec. Mae Falgout 484.6045, http://kreweofpetronius.tripod.com KREWE OF QUEENATEENAS / KING CAKE QUEEN ROYALTY CLUB, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM/ KCQ LaCARP [Louisiana Community AIDS Research Program], 584.1971 LA-LIFT, Social Club for Lesbians, age 50+, who have fun together on weekends. Email: armyvet20@webtv.net LAMBDA CENTER, 831 Elysian Fields Ave., 70117 LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS OF NEW ORLEANS, 234 Loyola, Suite 421, 70112; 581.9106 LESBIAN & GAY COMMUNITY CENTER OF NEW ORLEANS, 2114 Decatur St., 701162013; 945.1103, Fax 945.1102, Email: info@lgccno.net LORDS OF LEATHER, P.O. Box 770435, New Orleans, LA 70071-4035, LordsOfLeather.COM LOUISIANA STATE GAY RODEO ASSOCIATION (LSGRA), 915.3339, lance@lsgra.com, LSGRA.COM MCLNO HOP Clinic, 136 S. Roman Street, 4th Floor, New Orleans, LA 70112; Appts.: 504.903.6959, www.hopclinic.org METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH OF GREATER NEW ORLEANS, Sunday Friendship Hour 4:15pm, Worship/Celebration, 5pm at St Matthew’s UCC, 1333 Carrollton Ave. at Willow; Mailing Address: PO Box 71024, 70172; 945.5390, www.mccgno.com MYSTIC KREWE OF SATYRICON, 1021 Gov. Nicholls St., 70116, 525.4498, MysticKreweOfSatyricon.COM NEW ORLEANS BEAR & BEAR TRAPPER SOCIAL CLUB, PO Box 740894, 70174-0894; 529.6975, www.neworleansbears.com NEW ORLEANS GAY MEN’S CHORUS, 948.6884, nogmc.com; nogmc@aol.com NEW ORLEANS JAZZ & HERITAGE FESTIVAL, nojazzfest.com NEW ORLEANS WOMEN’S MUSIC COLLECTIVE, 2903 Jefferson Ave., 70115; Ann 838.7918, Sydney 833.2834 NO/AIDS TASK FORCE, 2601 Tulane Ave.,

Suite 500, 70119; 821.2601; NOAIDSTaskForce.COM N'R Peace, 3201 Gen. DeGaulle Dr., Suite 201, 70114, 364.1950 MOC/NO [Men of Color/New Orleans], 482.5341 OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, info@gayeasterparade.com, GayEasterParade.COM OFFICIAL GAY MARDI GRAS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM OFFICIAL GAY NEW ORLEANS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayNewOrleans.COM OFFICIAL SOUTHERN DECADENCE, 828A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, SouthernDecadence.COM PEOPLE OF SUBSTANCE, INC. (POS), 7210 Arbor Dr., 70126, 244.1920, posnola.com PFLAG/NO [Parents & Friends of Lesbians & Gays/ New Orleans], PO Box 15515, 70175; 895.3936, 392.0001, pflagno.org, info@pflagno.org PROJECT LAZARUS, A Residence for PWAs, PO Box 3906, 70177-3906; 949.3609 REGIONALAIDS INTERFAITH NETWORK [RAIN], 523.3755 TAU HOUSE MINISTRIES, 1029 Governor Nicholls, 70116, roddyssnd@aol.com, 529.3569. Mass on Sunday 4:15pm; Vespers on Monday, Wednesday, Friday 6pm. Everyone is welcome!

TO DO PRODUCTIONS, 948.9608, www.todoproductions.org VOLLEYBALL NEW ORLEANS, PO Box 13306, 70185-3306; volleyballneworleans.com, postmaster@volleyballneworleans.com WILLIAM J. FANNING FOUNDATION [Buzzy’s Boys & Girls], 2301 Chartres, 70117; 943.8929 Shreveport, LA [318] KREWE OF APOLLO/SHREVEPORT, PO Box 4918, 71134 PHILADELPHIA CENTER, PO Box 44454, 71134-4454; 222.6633 YWCAAIDS MINORITY COMMUNITY OUTREACH, 700 Pierre Ave., 71103; 226.8717

palm reader In NOLA 2/6-2/26. Master palm reader.

Individual readings or parties. 978.503.9983 for appt. [is409]

pets CHI-WA-WA GA-GA, 37 French Market Place, 70116; 581.4242; chiwawagaga.com FRENCH QUARTER PET ASYLUM, 510 Dumaine St., 274.0810

pharmacy New Orleans, LA [504] MUMFREY'S PHARMACY, 1021 W. Judge Perez Dr., Chalmette, LA 70043, 504.279.6312

photography New Orleans, LA [504] GRAHAM/STUDIO ONE NEW ORLEANS, by appointment, grahamstudioone.com

printers New Orleans, LA [504] SIR SPEEDY, 343 Carondelet, 586.9812

real estate New Orleans, LA [504] GREEN FIELDS REAL ESTATE, Agent Mary Lind, 874.4905, 598.1700 PRUDENTIAL GARDNER REALTORS, Agent Brett A. Rector, Cell: 453.2277, Office: 861.6400, brettinla@aol.com PRUDENTIAL GARDNER REALTORS, Agent Cathy Espenan, Cell: 344.2116, Office: 861.7575

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paparazzi

Emerald City Slogan: Let’s Get Naked & Lay in a Pile!

Michelle & Lisa Shay, two living legends from Pensacola

The Mod Squad? Maybe The Odd Squad from Emerald City’s Disco Night

DJ Chromatic & Sophia Lucciani @ B-Bob’s

Where’s the next generation of divas coming from? Pensacola, baby, that’s where!

Maury & Josh enjoying B-Bob’s Phillip & Bob @ Midtown Cruise Pub

John Travolta’s illegitimate son Juan Travolta

pensacola paparazzi

The look, the touch, the taste, the feel of real! The lips, hips & fingertips of Penny Holliday!

DJ Chris & Andy @ B-Bob’s

Sam & Stuff Blowing @ Vision’s

Charlie, did you find all those clothes in Johnny’s closet?

Vision’s owner Sonja returns from the ball

Ebony Sinclair turns the beat around at Emerald City’s Disco Night

DJ Mel & Alexa

Which one’s Cheech & which one’s Chong?

Renegades gather to see MILK

Bartenders Robb & Eva enjoy Super Bowl

Wayne & Jimbo after the ball

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Celebratin’ ~ Mobile, Alabama ~ Photos by Bob Brunson, DJ Chromatic

Spotlight ~ Pensacola, Florida ~ Photos by Roy Williams

The ghost of Joan Crawford? No, Sadie Calhoun from Emerald City

out & about in mobile

By Bob Brunson appy Mardi Gras!!!! It’s queer and it’s here and it was kicked off in style... right where Mardi Gras began in Mobile, Alabama. The first parade hit the streets tonight only to be topped by one of the best Mardi Gras Balls in existence with the theme Out of Africa.

The Order of Osiris, the only GLBT mystic Mardi Gras organization in Mobile and the longest standing in Alabama has been in existence for 28 years. I can’t tell you too much about this organization (it is mystic and members aren’t supposed to talk) but they are growing and changing and moving forward to better the Mobile, Alabama GLBT community. There are many critics out there that seem to want to slit the throat of progress, but I would say “put your money where your mouth is and get involved. If you don’t like the way something is done... stop criticizing and work to make changes yourself!”

This being said, I will comment briefly on the most talked about subjects... negative and positive. Keep in mind these are direct responses from those attending the ball and intended only for constructive criticism.

1. Upgrade the liquor!!! Cheap liquor sucks! (Get sponsors... Smirnoff and Absolut along with many other liquor companies support the GLBT Community and the many attendees are saying they would pay more for their tickets to get the good stuff).

2. Shorten the tableau... (these queens can walk a little faster, talk a little less, and shorten their music) who gives a damn how long it took to make that

costume, the people are here to socialize and party... sometimes less is more (you go Stevie WOOF)!

3. Lighten up! Going with tales is okay, but we are GAY and creativity was born in our community. Let the folks of Alabama add some color to their tuxedos!

To hell with prohibition and the rules and regulations of the past. 21st Century is here. No cameras anyway so who gives a sh_ _?

4. The Costumes for the members are FABULOUS and getting better each year!

5. The live entertainment by the incredible band REWIND was awesome (a great new addition).

Kudos to David and Donny and all the people who put this ball together this year, and to each and every individual who has worked to put it together in the past because all of your hard work and efforts have enabled it to evolve and become what it is today. Keep up the good work.

And WOW, 2000 tickets sold... A SOLD OUT MARDI GRAS BALL, in the midst of what is being called the worst economy ever!!

I wish I could show you pictures from the ball, but again it is mystic (a private and secret organization where cameras are not allowed) and the only pictures I have are from happy ball attendees in the clubs after the White Tie Event.

I hear a new king and queen were chosen (rumor has it well deserved) and next year’s ball will begin its planning soon. Things keep changing so I would say, “Don’t miss out on getting your tickets early for next year’s ball.” Those of you who

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waited til the last minute this year missed out... and I heard the comments of a few of those unfortunate individuals. Last minute doesn’t always work, even in Mobile!

AQUA will be hosting the Community Unity Awards Dinner on March 14 with special guest Wilson Cruise speaking at the awards ceremony. This is a wonderful and very meaningful event to our community and definitely an event you don’t want to miss! Last year was wonderful and this year can only be better.

Mobile Alabama Pride is hosting the POSE (Prides of the Southeast) 2009 Conference next month at the Radisson Admiral Semmes Hotel. Delegates from all over the Southeast (Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, etc...) will all be in attendance. If you are interested in being a part of Pride in your community, this is a don’t miss event!

Make your reservations now as time is running out. Go to POSE2009.org and sign up or get the information you need about this event. There are seminars ranging from booking entertainment, entertainment contracts, media relations (keeping your event from going to that unwanted file), corporate funding, team building and much, much more. Great speakers are lined up and a fantastic dinner (Mardi Gras style) has been

planned for you with incredible entertainment sponsored by T-Best Talent Agency from the wonderful city of San Francisco!

March 20 – 22.

Most bars have a revised opening schedule during Mardi Gras so check the websites for info. *Vision’s will be open and serving at 6am on Joe Cain Day with entertainment

by Lisa Christian from 4 till 7pm and D.J. Mel spinning at 7:30pm and also open at 6am on Fat Tuesday with entertainment

by Vibe Irie at 7:30pm, VisionsMobile.COM. *B-Bob’s will have Kristy Lee at noon on Joe Cain Day and Laurel at noon on Fat Tuesday, B-Bobs.COM, see ad on page 37. *Gabriels will have Rewind in the afternoon on Fat Tuesday, GabrielsDowntown.COM. “Congratulations and Thank you” to the new Crescent Theatre on Dauphin Street. This new independent theatre is a breath of fresh air to Downtown Mobile.

They are featuring the movie MILK through Feb. 12. On February 13 the Rocky Horror Picture Show begins. Monday, February 16 a big group of GLBT community folks are gathering to fill the theatre and show our support. Hope to see you there.

Showtime 9pm!

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by Brad Benedict E-mail: bradhottails@hotmail.com

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suppose an apology is in order here. Several columns ago, I wrote about this wonderful and sexy trainer who was working with one of my neighbors, and I think I called him Walter.

Well, I did find out later that the name is Walker, and that name is so much more erotically sensual than Walter. Don’t you agree?

Well, my opinion is still very good concerning this gorgeous and extremely sexy Walker. He may not be a Texas Ranger, but he is just about the most lusciously delicious specimen of human kind that I can think of at this point. He not only has the body to die for (or at least lust yourself silly over), but he has such a charming personality. His smile is so nice that I do believe he could charm the pants off anyone. Since he is straight, I don’t have to even imagine this happening to me (or for me), but some fair lady out there must be lingering in blissful tranquility over the thought of even bedding this magnificent stud.

I really don’t know too much about him, but I can assure you that his personality is one of the best you will find no matter who you happen to meet in life.

Walker has that special trait that can capture you without even realizing the power of his influence on you. It’s difficult to explain, but whether you are straight or gay, he comes across as simply a very nice and sincere human being. I know I would like to get to know him better, but since I’m lazy and don’t work out that much, I’m afraid that may never happen.

He is a trainer and a damn good one, I’m told. I just wish he would allow me to train him in the art of erotic massage.

However, a sit-down conversation over dinner would be nice. I’m sure he has had an interesting life, and I would love to hear it directly from him. Oh, yes, I’ve been told some things, but I don’t listen to idle chatter. When you want the truth in any topic of conversation, you need to go to the source.

This is one beautiful and sexy source that I would like to tap into (nothing sexual unfortunately) and find out exactly what makes him tick.

If you were to meet this guy, you would immediately see why I am entranced with his very being. He’s wonderful. That’s a basic and simple truth. He is just simply an outstanding human being, and having him as a friend is a definite plus for anyone. Maybe I’ll start working out again, but I’d probably have to get over the lust first, and that isn’t possible at this point in my life. Trust me. This guy is absolutely the best example of sheer male beauty that you will find anywhere on this planet.

I just hope he accepts my sincere apology for not getting his name correct on our first meeting. I eagerly await his response.

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guess I’ll have to tell you a little more about my friend Walter too.

Now the name on this guy is correct. He is an ex-Baton Rougean now living in Florida, and he always graces me with his presence when he comes into town.

Last week, he came for the wedding of a nephew, and we sat on my front porch and talking of old times, old friends, old memories. It is so nice to be able to do this especially if you enjoy the company of [continued on 40]

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Brodie & John relaxing at Back Side

Monty showing off his new hair at Sound Factory

Khory sporting his new cap at Sound Factory

Travis partying at Back Side Jordy at Back Side

Alyssa is all smiles at Back Side

Chris, always working at Back Side

Brian relaxing at Sound Factory

Jen enjoying karaoke at Sound Factory

Tee & Joseph cuddling at Sound Factory Erin bartending at Sound Factory

Marrtic partying at Back Side

Earl out at Back Side

Mike ordering a drink at Back Side

Kate with a couple of beers at Sound Factory Ross visiting Sound Factory

Macky getting wild at Sound Factory

Kevin cutting up at Sound Factory

Darius without a cocktail at Sound Factory

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Andie grinning for the camera at Back Side

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by Patrick Clinton Email: BlondAtULL@aol.com

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here’s only one week left until Fat Tuesday is here. The biggest celebrations of the year are already upon us, and they’ll culminate on Mardi Gras, the wildest party in Acadiana. Downtown Lafayette will be teaming with people.

Everywhere you look, there’ll be food and fun and everything else that makes South Louisiana world famous.

The Sound Factory and its Back Side will begin Mardi Gras at the crack of dawn for all those dedicated partiers who like to enjoy mimosas before the first parade. And as the day progresses, so do the good times. By 2am, even the most ardent Carnival fans are ready for a much needed rest. But until the official beginning of Lent, John and Mark and the rest of the crew at Sound Factory and Back Side will make sure the

hot tails of red stick ...from 36 someone as much as I do for Walter.

I met him many years ago at Hibiscus Bookstore, and it was an immediate friendship connection. You can tell immediately when this happens, and you can also feel that comfortable air of goodness which is present. It signals a lasting beauty and offers you a comfort zone that you find only with good friendships.

We had a big laugh at the recent weather situation. He’s over in warm Florida which got down to 20 degrees whereas it barely reached 32 here in Baton Rouge. I told him he needed to move back to the tropics, but I didn’t want to stress the point too much because I’ve seen it get below 20 – in fact 10 degrees – right here in historic old Red Stick.

Walter always brings me gifts. It is something that he enjoys, and these items are always unique and border on being expensive. This time, it was a fine hand-painted porcelain art piece featuring a beautiful hibiscus with a hummingbird hovering over it. The artist has turned out lots of great pieces, but this one provides an enduring expression of love, friendship, sympathy, and gratitude. It’s actually a panorama of human emotions for which flowers as you know are universal symbols.

This was such a nice and thoughtful gift from a friend, and it now occupies a prominent spot in my home. It tells me daily what a wonderful friend I have in Walter – a kind, warm, considerate, and loving man.

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everal people I know fall into this category. Some I know quite well. Others I hope to get to know even better over time. One of the best in this group of friends is a hot and gorgeous stud named John.

This ex-New Yorker can literally charm you right off your feet – really. If you go to the Crescent City, you can find him at JohnPaul’s. He is not only an outstanding friend but an excellent bartender.

I’ve known John for a number of years and probably would never have met him if it hadn’t been for my great buddy Mark. These two are partners, and that partnership is one of the most enduring and beautiful ones that I can relate to at this point. If the term “made for each other” is accurate, it would definitely apply to these two.

Now that doesn’t stop me from loving both equally.

However, as much as they might be alike, they are also totally different, or at least I think so. In a way, I have to say I know Mark even better, but with John it is a newer kind of knowledge. He just simply glows with enthusiasm in everything he does. I love his smile, the gorgeous face, and – yes – that wonderful body. Goodness! I need to quit right now. Just thinking about this super stud is creating erotic images in my mind. What an exceptional and beautiful friend I have in John. I love this guy, and I so enjoyed seeing him again last week after the Krewe du Vieux parade in the Crescent City when I stopped in at JohnPaul’s.

I also stopped in to see Kenneth too at his home in the Marigny. This intelligent and wonderful man was my house guest due to Katrina’s wrath, and even though I knew him before, this storm brought a new feeling of true friendship to both of us. I do so admire everything he does. He is one of the finest authors you will ever come to know, and I am so

celebrations are bigger and better than ever before. After the hangover subsides from long Mardi Gras season, don’t forget the Sound Factory and Back Side have a weekly lineup that makes every night seem like a special celebration.

With their daily Happy Hour specials, they always make sure that every night of the week is its own special party. And since they are open seven days a week, they always have something incredible planned. Whether you’re looking for a quick drink after work or a wild night on the town, their separate weekly lineups make even the most uneventful night fresh and new. From Show Night every Sunday and Karaoke on Tuesday to their unforgettable dance parties every Friday and Saturday, when you plan a night out at Sound Factory and Back Side, you know it’s going to be an adventure. And with ever changing drink specials, you’re sure to get a great deal. What more can you ask for?

It’s two bars in one, and it won’t break you’re pocket book.

Mardi Gras is one of those events that makes South Louisiana unique. It’s a celebration of life and diversity. And like all good parties, it involves a lot of excess, particularly in the area of drinking. Just make sure you plan accordingly. Nothing ruins a great time like an accident. If you know you ’re going to be indulging, designate a driver.

If you’re all going to be drinking, share a cab. Just don’t screw around and become another holiday statistic.

Until next time, have fun and be safe. I’ll see you in the downtown.

looking forward to his book on Tennessee Williams which is about to go to press.

In fact, I knew Kenneth when he taught at the University of New Orleans, but I didn’t really come to know him personally until I attended the Tennessee Williams seminar all those years ago in Key West. This was before he started the one in New Orleans. In fact, this was one of the three best Key West trips I have ever experienced. The other two involved all the authors at the mystery writers seminar and the Ernest Hemingway affair when I grew a beard and entered the look-alike contest. What a hoot that was!

At any rate, I’m going back to Kenneth’s very soon so we can sit back and have a toddy or two and talk writing. Besides, I have something special to give to him, and I was in such a rush getting to the Krewe du Vieux festivities that I failed to bring along the gift. After all, when it is this time of the year, you have to rush down to get those Haydel’s king cakes, the best of the very best. I’ll make it up to Kenneth when I see him again, and I think I’ll even toss in a king cake too.

D.B. is another gorgeous stud that I could never tire of being around. I recall our first meeting so well. It was at a Lords of Leather meeting, and he sat in the front row right in front of me. (I was at the officer’s table.) My view of that wonderful crotch just sent me into absolute sexual heaven. In fact, I was afraid to stand up for fear of being “caught with the evidence showing.”

Well, last Saturday, I just had to see this beautiful one again, so that was another reason for going to JohnPaul’s. I was even blessed with the chance to chat with D.B.’s other half, the equally sexy Billy.

What a nice couple they appear to be. D.B. works in the upstairs area of JohnPaul’s, and this is just simply one of the most wonderful and relaxing places you will find in all of New Orleans. And you have this sexy bartender to tend to your needs for a thirst quencher.

When I came home, I wrote down some notes on what I wanted to say in this column, but I also went to my royalty display case to look once more at the fantastic cobalt blue Mardi Gras mask that D.B. got me when he first moved to New Orleans. It was a gift of appreciation for having him as one of my honored guests at the Lords of Leather Bal Masque. It was his first Mardi Gras ball, and he was so pleased that I invited him that he got me this mask. It is one of my earthly treasures that occupies this honored place in my home. I do like this man – from that first crotch viewing to the last. Did I say that?

I also ran into Jerry, who many of you may recall owned the Third Street Tavern, across from the old Mirror Lounge, in Red Stick. I totally had him confused at first with someone else, but it didn’t take long for more wonderful memories to return. He had such a great little bar here, but it just wasn’t meant to be. He moved on but he is hoping to open another bar soon, location unknown at this point in time.

However, I do have to say that Jerry has always had good taste in men. Chad is a perfect example of this. I’m not sure how they met, but, here again, they seem to be made for each other. Chad has such a great personality, and when you put him with Jerry, it is evident that this is a combination of lasting beauty. They are so good together, and it was a pleasure being in their company.

I have to say also that it is always such a joy to see John and Paul.

What they have done for New Orleans and the gay and lesbian community with the opening of the great JohnPaul’s bar is amazing.

If Charlene was still alive, she would be so proud of what they have done. This is a landmark in the Crescent City, and John and Paul deserve so much credit for what they have accomplished. To top it all off, they are just the best in my list of growing friendships. I am so happy to have made their acquaintance, and I look forward to seeing them often as I make it back into the area.

Let me say that I have to congratulate all those minor krewes who make up the major Krewe du Vieux. This was one of the best little parades I’ve ever attended. It was orderly. It was funny. It was very

enjoyable. I had been to this one before, but with all the bal masques I’ve been involved with over the years, the parades just went by the wayside. This year I was determined to get back to the basics – no balls (well, the staged varieties anyway) and more contacts by way of parades, parties, and kicking up my heels a little more. This parade certainly lifted my spirits, and then there was John and D.B. and John and Paul and Billy and Dennis – and even Terri.

It was my first time to visit Terri at AllWays, formerly Cowpokes. I really can’t say I like the name change, but that is beside the point. Maybe there weren’t enough cowboys around. Whatever – I stopped by to see if Timm was around, and earlier in the afternoon he was across the lake. I did stop back by after the parade to see if he was there, but I failed to run into him. It was nice to meet Terri, and I’m sure I’ll go back.

I didn’t have time to go into the Phoenix, but I asked the doorman if George and Danny were there, and he said no. This is another great duo of friends who I haven’t seen in a while, and that is about to be corrected. It is just difficult to get everything done in one day, and that is my excuse for not settling in for a long visit with Ernie. I thought I saw Mickey riding a bicycle prior to the parade, but it was only someone who favored him. That is another friend who is about to see me again.

Things changed with Katrina. I’m just now getting back into the swing of things, and I’m even thinking about renting an apartment once more so I can crash in the city and not have to drive back to Baton Rouge. I don’t like to impose on friends to stay over at night, so I usually take my nondrinking friend Sam with me in case I need someone to escort me home.

I miss my little apartment I had in the French Quarter, next to the home where Lyle Saxon – one of my favorite authors lived. It was my writing retreat and such a joy to be there when the rain was falling on the banana trees in the private patio and the sexy Russ Minshew was my neighbor running around shirtless (and with less sometimes) to my gleeful approval. Gosh, I hadn’t thought of Russ in such a long time, and he is no longer with us except in memories. The last time I talked to him was a phone call during a stopover in Atlanta. I didn’t even know he had passed away until recently. He was an outstanding weatherman and one of the most handsome guys you could ever hope to meet.

Isn’t it wonderful to have great friends and beautiful memories?

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Ben, James, James & Jason

Richard & Guy corner a hottie

Splash studs Danny & Corey

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George relaxing at George’s

Andy gets smacked Cody taking a break

Graham, Jeremy & Michael

Beautiful couple Billy & D.B. upstairs at JohnPaul’s Ex-Red Sticker Jerry & Chad

Shannon & Cody

Guy & Andy Stephen & Ty

Super stud bartender & friend John at JohnPaul’s

Sam & Dennis at JohnPaul’s

Richard with Hound Dogs’ Johnny

Guy & Chris

Damon visiting Ernie in New Orleans

Kimmie, Colleen & Jerry

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Terri & the big boot at All-Ways

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Queen Barbara Bennett & King Frankie Ford

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To Serve & Protect Comatose Float

Guy with his cock out at the Whip-Me Cockmarket

Save the Wetlands - La Douche Parish, St. Hairy’s Parish, etc.

Southern Belles - Krewe du Vieux style Uncle Sam gets pounded by Fannie Mae outside Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Kazoozie Floozies

Sperm Bank Fannie Mae pounds Uncle Sam outside of JohnPaul’s

The huge parade crowd outside Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Krewe of Drips & Discharges at the Whip Me Cockmarket

Stephen & Voila’s Thomas Frese catch the parade at the Lantern

Feeding Frenzy on the Crapper The Bare Market

Bartender of the Year Lance slingin’ cocktails at the Lantern

The Bone Krewe

Rick in from Ft. Myer’s workin’ Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Krewe of Underwear Going Down With Uncle Sam

Foreclosures

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e-mail, letters More Comments on the Center In a message dated 1/27/2009 Hello, All. I just wanted to forward on a copy of the report of the Strategic Planning Meeting held by the LGBT Community Center earlier this month.

Thanks very much to Julia for compiling the notes for us. I encourage everyone who volunteered for a task to see to its completion.

Together, we made worthy goals that should lead toward a thriving Center.

I left the meeting feeling very positive about the future of the Community Center. However, after reading Toni’s column in the latest Ambush, I feel that all of the hard work we’ve done has been rendered worthless. The doubts it has sown have also made the task facing the Center even more daunting.

Since my appointment in October 2005, I have done everything in my power to rebuild the Community Center. I know that my fellow Board members, most of whom were elected in 2006, have done nothing less. Those efforts have not been sufficient nor have they been appreciated. I have therefore tendered my resignation as a member of the Board of the Directors.

Joining me in tendering their resignations are: Dave Haynik, Co-Chair Charlotte Klasson, Treasurer Shawn Johnson, Secretary I wish the remaining the Board and membership all the best. Any further Community Center questions or concerns, should be directed to Crystal Little, Co-chair, clittle24@cox.net --Mary Griggs Subject: Re: Strategic Report Date: Thursday, January 29, 2009 Mary, Julie and Rip have forwarded letters written by you concerning me and what you perceive as my interest in the Center. You should know that the last Ambush article was written before the planning meeting. Our dead-

lines usually run two weeks before delivery of the paper.

However, when Julie and I left the planning meeting we did not have great hope for the reorganization of the Center. When getting into the car after the meeting, I said , I am not hopeful, and Julie agreed.

When Julie called to tell me about your resignation from the Center, she said, Mary is the one person that we hoped would not resign.

I agreed with her. We were told that Charlotte did not do the job of treasurer and did not know how to do the job. That was good reason for her resignation. In the past months, I have seen that Dave also does not do the job he was elected to do. He is an attractive young man and I like him very much but he is not co-chair material. He always takes a back seat at events instead of a leadership position. As for the secretary, I don’t even know who this is.

Do I appreciate what the Board does?

Yes, I do. I also believe that the Board in general is not doing their job. I do appreciate Allen for making plans for a fund-raiser. He has taken a leadership position. He is a strong thinker and strong member of the Board.

If an article written before the planning session can cause you to doubt yourself, they you are not the leader that Julie and I thought you were. That is sad because it means we have misplaced our confidence.

The article that will come out at the same time as your letter tells of the Center’s new events to bring attention to itself. It also tells how the Center has several thousand dollars that it did not have at the time of the last article.

If you wish to quit, do not blame it on me.

If the job is too big for you, do not blame it on me.

That will be the subject of my article three weeks from today. The Board is to blame if the Center fails. It is the Board’s responsibility to keep the Center going not an article or interested party like myself or Julie. Yours is not the first Board to take heat. I don’t remember a mass resignation before this. [continued on 47]

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9am-5pm Mon.-Fri. 9am-12noon Sat.. e-mail, letters ...from 45 You asked for our help and we gave you money and asked others to give you money. But money isn’t the answer to make the Center strong. Your attitude says, the Board would rather quit than change or try. What you have said about me, makes me see that I am being used as your excuse — shame on you.

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Mary, I hope you and Crystal will pass on my remarks to the Board. My congratulations to those strong enough to stick it out and make a positive difference.

--Toni Pizanie Subject: Final comment — LGBTCC Date: Friday, February 06, 2009 3:43 PM In light of Ms. Pizanie’s final explanation for

her accusations as relying on hearsay of a fellow PFLAG board member /and/ her subsequent apology for causing me humiliation, I stand by my service as a past treasurer for the Community Center board of directors.

In all aspects of my fiduciary responsibility, first and foremost, was my commitment to ethical documentation, transparency and efficient financial operations. That duty was fulfilled to the best of my ability at the monthly board meetings since taking over that position until my resignation this past month.

At no time has any board member or outside agent called into question my ability to ethically

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or technically perform the duties required of this position. I was never contacted personally at any time since my resignation for my reaction to these unfortunate and inaccurate claims. I could have provided an explanation that would have avoided denigrating my service if I had been consulted beforehand.

All of us did our best with the time, energy and financial constraints we faced. If our past efforts failed in someone’s opinion, it wasn’t for lack of trying. That’s all you can ask of any volunteer board. I wish only the best for the remaining board members and hope they succeed in their efforts. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely, --Charlotte Klasson Subject: Re: Final comment — LGBTCC Date: Saturday, February 07, 2009 Thank you Charlotte, what you have expressed is just as I and the rest of the board have felt. I for one was extremely sorry to see you resign as our treasurer. I wish you the best in your future endeavors, and wish you the greatest life possible. Look forward to the possibility of our having coffee or lunch in the near future.

Always, --Crystal Little

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