The Ladies Code Of Conduct

conduct THE LADIES CODE OF CONDUCT

A.M. BY: ALLIE MERRICK

PRESENTED BY

THE ALLIE WAY www.theallieway.org

TWENTY BITS OF UNSUBSTANTIATED ADVICE FOR LADIES

lovely AT ALL TIMES, BE LOVELY.

posture BE MINDFUL OF YOUR POSTURE.

strangers

SHARE GAZES WITH STRANGERS OFTEN.

words

USE BIG WORDS ON OCCASION ESPECIALLY WHEN CONVERSING WITH YOURSELF.

slow SLOW DOWN.

question QUESTION YOURSELF

JUST AS MUCH AS YOU QUESTION OTHERS.

signature CRAFT YOUR OWN SIGNATURE SMILE & AUTOGRAPH MOMENTS WITH IT OFTEN.

cut

CUT YOUR HAIR. (DON’T WORRY. IT WILL GROW BACK.)

jump DO JUMING JACKS.

order

ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM ON THE MENU AT LEAST ONCE.

forgive DO THIS QUICKLY & CONSISTENTLY.

aligned

ENSURE YOU ARE PROPERLY ALIGNED NOT WITH SOCIETY BUT WITH YOURSELF.

legs CROSS YOUR LEGS

IF NOT AT THE KNEE, THEN AT THE ANKLE.

makeup WHEN APPLYING MAKEUP, REMEMBER THAT LESS IS MORE.

walks GO FOR LONG WALKS.

WHEN YOU’RE READY TO STOP, KEEP WALKING.

dress

WHERE A LITTLE BLACK DRESS A LITTLE MORE OFTEN.

rearrange REARRANGE YOUR FURNITURE

EVEN WHEN YOU’RE NOT SURE WHERE YOU WANT THINGS.

idle

ALLOW YOUR MIND TO IDLE.

parents CALL YOUR PARENTS.

HUG YOUR MOTHER & KISS YOUR FATHER.

clothes GET RID OF HALF YOUR CLOTHES.

DONATE THEM TO THOSE WHO HAVE 1/2 OF WHAT YOU DO.

THE LADIES CODE OF CONDUCT PRESENTED BY

THE ALLIE WAY WWW.THEALLIEWAY.ORG