Category is... Snatchazine Eleganza! by 12-Curie

BY 12-CURIE | SY 2022-2023

PROJECT DESCRIPTION

Snatch Game is a RuPaul's Drag Race challenge wherein contestants' improvisation and imitation skills are put to the test. “Category is... Snatchazine Eleganza” puts a twist to this staple challenge. Instead of delivering the game in an impromptu manner, it is transformed into a magazine containing six (6) different sections with particular topics and issues. In order to take the readers through an educational but enjoyable experience, human relationships and emotions, pride/LGBT, adulthood, student experience, red-tagging, and environmental/sustainability will be explored. The multitudinous characters of the magazine will be able to represent the different topics in each section, all while adding a sprinkle of their personality to the table. The snatch game's main element will be kept and translated into text. There will be prompts wherein the idea is to react to these as the featured persons are expected to. However, these responses must be scene-stealing, hilarious, bursting with personality, and, of course, fun.

STAFF LIST Project Heads: Sab Silvoza and Alaina Ferrer

RESEARCH

WRITING

Raphaella yap

julianne cabral

Beatrice Bella Sevi Chavez Ana De La Vega Julia Frias Natasha Mangalindan Regina Reyes Sam Tomista

Sophia Belleza Sam Chua Alaina Ferrer Louisa Filamor Charlize Perfecto Sab Silvoza Chesca Soriano

VISUAL

LAYOUT

Marianne Jacildo

Aliya delos santos

Jero Amboy Sophia Belleza Tanya Manaoat Bea Mariano Daphne Olavides Paula Peralta Chesca Soriano

Adelaide Baterina Marianne Jacildo Sab Mondigo Meg Ortega Lila Pagtalunan Ysa Rodriguez Allyana Villafuerte

e e H e e u e b e a e y M ipina

Pil

s!

Nandito na ang iyong the one and only Mama Pao! Ready na ba for another game, ladies, gents, and gays?

Pangmalaksan na challenge ang humahamon this week. The long, long wait is over;

Pilipinas, snatch game ka na ba?

Just a bit of info lang sa mga hindi nakakaalam kung ano ang snatch game. Dito, people must show their best celebrity impersonations and try to answer questions to match the answers of the guest judges. But as we all know, ang tunay na winner ay yung kaya kaming patawanin nang sobra. Sana naman ready na kayo, kundi ikembot niyo na lang yan!

Game na ba kayo? Everyone, start your engines and may the best impersonation win! Babush, Go go go!

THE JUDGES!!!

I-introduce muna natin ang ating guest judges! First up! Ang mima niyong kulang sa blush on: Sassa girl!

Ang next nating guest judge ay ang richest senator in the Philippines. The one and only: Cynthia Villar!

Ngayon, kilalanin na natin ang ating contestants Na hahavey o wawaley!

Hey you guys, I’m Kim Kardashian.

A mom, millionaire, and lawyer.

It’s MimiyuuUUUUh! Rawr! Rawr! rawr!

CHA E H T R

Hello mga CHELdren!

S R ! ! !

E T C A

Hey MCHS! It’s Shani here your SC presi!

Ready na ba kayo magsnatch game?

Ay, hindi po kayo yung host.

ko A ! o p Hello ald! si Ger

CHA E H T R

on ba, n a g h a feeler sorry

S R ! ! !

E T C A

QUESTION # 1 Para sa ating unang katanungan: kung ang aso ay sa pusa, ang bakla ay sa __?

Sassa Girl, anong say mo?

Liptint

Tingnan natin if it’s a match! MimiyuUuh? Sasa Gurl: liptint Mama Pao: Tingnan natin if it’s a match! Mimiyuuh?

Yung pink

Answer on the whiteboard (funny and in lucky star character): Yung pink lucky star closet ko po closetKIMIIII ko po Actually dala ko siya ngayon!

actually dala ko siya ngayoN! KIMIIII

Pero hindi po opo, kasi ang mga bakla po kasi takot na takot maging totoo sa kanilang identity kaya… ayun, kinikimkim nalang po nila ang kanilang pagkatao sa isang “closet”. Ang pagiging isang bakla ay hindi kasalanan at dapat hindi po ikinahihiya! You know watamsayen?! Ang dami kasing mga chismosa na ang sakit magsalita, tao pa rin kami, kaloka!

Kaya marami rin pong mga member ng LGBTQ+ ngayon ang hindi kayang mag-speak up kasi natatakot sila na walang susuporta, tatanggap, at lalaban para sa kanila, pero hindi po! Dapat po malaman ng lahat ng mga LGBTq+ na may mga kakampi silang mamahalin sila nang tunay at ipapaglaban ang mga karapatan po natin opo.

Tayong mga bakla, dapat proud na proud na iproclaim na tayo ay isang dalagang Pilipina eyyyyyyy!

Napaka b naman onggabels But wik ng sagot! ikik! It a matc ’s not h.

QUESTION # 2 May bagong hugot si Papa P! I deserve an explanation.

I need ___

Bagong lupa for Camella Homes!

Wow! sino pong contractor niyo?

Uhm.. basta hindi si raffy tulfo

Ang init ng usapan ditech! sir diokno, ruveal mo na nga!

! ! ! l a e rev

ayun sinasabi nila ngayon, diba? neon orange balls

hahaha pwede ba manghingi ng kwek-kwek?

ay, direk! kuha ka nga ng orange balls diyan hahaha

ang ke l t o j e, ts a d n i n i o h a *p swer* inde lag n a ay h t ce a to n e a h N ! er yun gov d o go

Ay hala pwede ba 'yan, direk?

ay bakit naman hindi? we need to talk about this more than ever because in this state of crisis, it is best to know what this word [good governance] means, and to also say what you want, whenever you want. It's the right of the people, it's our freedom of speech. 'Pag may isang pilipino silang pinapatahimik at tinatakot-si liza, angel, catriona, o kahit sino pa--'Wag natin palampasin ito.

SLAY okay! slay! moving on.....

ALLYANA VILLAFUERTE Contestants, QUESTION # 3 next question:

Nasira ang Kalesa ni Kimmidora kaya sumakay siya sa ___

Ans wer s on whit the ebo ard !

kuto!

My private jet!

Oh my god, that thing takes me to places like Manila Bay Dolomite Beach. According to google, I’m actually saving the environment because I travel by air and not in land that causes pollution.

Oh my god, I’m kidding, you guys! I’ve learned from the people surrounding me, as they changed my life perspective and my choices.

Climate Change is real, you guys! I’m pretty upset, I swear they’re not even kidding! Kaya nga I decided to combat this worldwide phenomenon that has continued to intensify throughout the years. I have super climate change-involved friends kaya may natututuhan ako sa kanila. I think we are just trying to be as calm and ecological as we can for the environment. I believe that anything can help; from switching to using a bicycle instead of motor vehicles, to using less plastic in our everyday errands.

Also, my very own makeup line, SKKN will now be primarily composed of eco-friendly materials in order to influence other people on the dangers and processes of climate change. You guys, hindi lang ‘to pangaesthetic ah, I hope that others will take the chance to make the world a better and healthier place for all. For real! I have been confiding in Kris and my siblings with regards to this issue and how we can create solutions.

Wow naman nakaka nosebleed ka teh naubusan ata ako ng english pero true! Move on na tayo sa susunod na katanungan.

4 # N O I T S QUE

Nakalbo si Mareng Pia Wurtzbach kaya si

ang bagong ambassador ng Creamsilk.

SLAY

sI Joneeeeel

Ay hindi po ba kay leil…Ay nako.

Gerald Anderson, ruveal your answer!

oooh si julia baRRetto...

Siyempre diba may shampoo ad na siya so to match that, dapat may conditioner.

H ala n a m r esp e mgaan po sto s in g a le!

a bakit k e t a k e t Pero dumi ng g n a g n a r pa tsaka , d l a r e G board mo umagot s o m l a g ang ta nga ba ia l u J i s ? kanina choice t s ir f g n talaga a mo?

That’s not what it means.

People simply make mistakes.

Akala ko yung sinulat ko kanina sila na yung perfect for the role pero hindi pala, kaya binura ko. Hindi ko na kasalanan na sadyang may mas fit sa pagiging creamsilk ambassador, which is Julia, kaysa dun sa mga nauna kong naisulat. Siguro kaya naman nila pero hindi madali. Like let’s not worry about why I have so many erasures, 'wag na natin i-blow out of proportion yung itsura ng board ko, what matters is that may sagot ako and it’s Julia.

Mhmm okay but as we know it all too well, you made yourself explain and feel that way. Moving on!

5 # N O I T S E QU

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ms. Cynthia?

ma Par kak a un li-ruha n ice g ?

Kalerki ka gurl!

Diba binan mo 'yun?

Balakadiyan. Magmamang inasal nga ako after. Chareng! Shani ruveal your answer!

to get to a meeting!

Ay to get to the other side pala! Haha! Nasanay na.

Besides being Student Council President, I am a student first and foremost. Balancing this is honestly hard since I could have 3 quizzes and 3 meetings all in one day, along with 6 hours of class. My laptop is filled with tabs ranging from essay assignments, event proposals, tracker sheets, a full email inbox, lesson powerpoints, and more.

However, despite the stress I experience daily, I still find ways to stay motivated and ensure that all my work is top quality and that I get to spend time to rest or spend time with my loved ones. How? I make sure to manage my time efficiently. As a student leader, I have to keep up with so many deadlines and tasks, so I need to make sure to organize my time by creating schedules, lists, and trackers. I also try as much as possible not to get overwhelmed by everything by doing things one at a time.

There are lots of times when the workload is too heavy, and at these times, I ask others for help or even just moral support. It is very important to have a solid support system and a good mindset on asking for help. It is always okay to ask for help so that you do not get burned out quickly. To reiterate, prioritize yourself and have a good mindset and support system so that you can have a balance between rest, school, and extracurriculars.

a, ay t a b rket o p i d aan. in n h a r e a b Gra inagd p g an n a a t n a b a wal sa ka o ly, k e a t a o n ortu Salud f n u ut . Uy, B h ! c n t o a am ngay t o n s it’ ala! , p i n a a n h s stion e u q last

QUESTION #6

PAGLAKI NI JUNJUN GUSTO NIYA MAGING

B A R B IE

BA SK ET TA BOLE MB RO AY NG

!

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haha! Biro lang, tara usap tayo. Sa panahong ito kasi, maraming kabataan ang nakatambay sa bahay at ang laging inaatupag na lamang ay ang paglalaro, hindi naman ito masama pero minsa’y sumosobra na. Maraming dumedepende na lamang sa sikap at yaman ng kanilang mga magulang at halos wala na silang paghihirap na idinaraos. Minsan pa nga they take these blessings for granted pa.

Ngunit mga kabataan, hindi ganun kadali ang buhay, lalo na’t hindi naman habang buhay ay kasama nyo ang inyong mga magulang. Sa matagal niyo pang pananatili sa mundo na ‘to, marami pa kayong mga problema’t pagsubok na mararanasan.

At itong mga problema na ‘to, hindi ito katulad ng fast talk sa show ko ha, na panandalian lang kayong pipili sa dalawang choices. ‘Wag ganon, kapag may problema dapat pagtuunan ito ng oras at pag-isipang mabuti dahil wala namang handang solusyon na nariyan agad palagi. Gaya nga ng sabi ko sa libro ko “In times of doubt, doubt. Don’t pretend to know.” Dahil dito matuto kayong huwag basta basta na lamang sumuko at alalahanin na sa buhay na ito, hindi puro saya at pagtatagumpay. Life is not easy, it goes through many loopholes. You kids of this generation should know how to work hard and not give up so easily.

Enjoy your youth, but always remember that hardships will come your way as each day you slowly grow and become adults of this world.

DING DING DING

oh no it looks like we ran out of time

At ang nagwagi ay si… lahat maliban kay Kim Kardashian!

Ang Nepotism at ang pagiging sikat sa telebisyon ay hindi ka madadala sa tagumpay! Ako po si Mama Pao, and this is a reminder that, katulad ng iba nating contestants, kailangan mong umunlad at matuto sa sarili mong mga karanasan at paghihirap para maabot ang very top. Much like our outstanding contestants who don’t lose their diamond earrings in the ocean! Maraming salamat everybody once again sa iyong atensyon at pakikilahok sa round na ito ng Snatchazine Eleganza! Kitakits on the other side kapag mayroon tayong bagong batch ng mga contestants at paksang pag-uusapan.

THE END.

12-CURIE | SY 2022-2023 CPAR ART PRODUCTION