FOX AND CAT

grapes

A fox and a cat sit together. Waiting beside the road. The ride, to arrive, is taking forever. The ride that will take them home.

‘I’m a bit hungry’, grumbles the fox. To the cat, who gets off his ass. ‘If you desire food then food you shall get.’ And he disappears into the grass.

The cat searches, before finding a box. Inside, a bunch of grapes, purple and fat. Just the sight of them brings moisture to his chops. Soon they’ll become his partner’s scat.

The cat goes to snatch them, but out comes a farmer. He goes to bludgeon the cat, like he’s Jeffery Dahmer

‘Get away from my grapes… yer filthy pussy!’ But the cat dodges, then bites him on the bussy.

Not taking the bite to the anus in jest He grabs the cat by the scruff of the neck “Ow! Dammit you, filthy pest! For that I’ll make your spine a wreck!”

But then comes the fox, seeing her love in need. She bites the farmer’s dick, making him bleed. While he howls in pain like an enraged ape. Cat and fox run off with the grapes.

‘You saved my life!” ‘Of course I did. I love you, stupid!’ Cat gives many snuggles and nuzzles to his wife. And they make love on the road, most secluded.

They then feast on the grapes Having worked up an appetite From the lovemaking, and their daring escape prawns

The Fox and the Cat sat waiting Waiting, waiting, they started debating Whether to continue, which was most boring Or go back to their motel, and catch the bus tomorrow morning

The Fox yawns Then says that she has a craving for prawns The cat, her lover most dutiful Goes off to see that her belly becomes full

He soon comes across a lake But realizes jumping in might be mistake Swimming around is a fat shark In the water, murky and dark

‘Shark, could you do me a favour?’ My wife craves prawns for their sweet flavour The shark says ‘I’d be happy to help you out’ And brings the Cat not only prawns, but a big juicy trout

‘Thank you,’ says the Cat On the shark’s snout, he gives a pat ‘There’s nothing more important than everyone being friends’ Even though some prawns are about to meet their end