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BGSU Alumnus Donates $1 Million to Advance Student Experience
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alumnus Rodney J. Rupp, Class of ’73. has committed $1 million to elevate academic and athletic opportunities for students. His gift supports major upgrades to Steller Field and launches the Rodney J. and Suzanne R. Rupp Experiential Learning Fund, enriching business students specializing in insurance and risk management. A longtime supporter of Falcon athletics, Rupp was inspired by BGSU’s momentum and conversations with leaders and athletes. His donation reflects a deep belief in giving back and the desire to impact future generations.
Zepf Center’s Safety Net Shelter Receives $30,000 Grant
The Zepf Center has been awarded a $30,000 grant from the Oswald Supporting Organization of the Greater Toledo Community Foundation to support its Safety Net program—the only shelter in Northwest Ohio serving runaway and homeless youth. Operating 24/7 year-round, Safety Net provides emergency shelter, counseling and a drop-in center for youth ages 12–21. The grant arrives during Mental Health Awareness Month and will help sustain vital services offering safety, support and hope to hundreds of local youth. zepfcenter.org/landing/donate.
Buckeye Wheelchair Games Funded by Reeve Foundation Grant
Paralyzed Veterans of America Buckeye Chapter received a $14,599 Quality of Life grant from the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation to support the 14th annual Buckeye Wheelchair Games. Held in April in Geneva, Ohio, east of Cleveland, the event welcomed over 50 athletes for a weekend of adaptive sports. The grant, part of the Reeve Foundation’s National Paralysis Resource Center initiative, helps empower individuals living with paralysis through sport, accessibility and inclusion. www.buckeyepva.org, www.christopherreeve.org
Eldred Foundation Awards $2.1M to Strengthen NW Ohio
The John Henry Eldred Jr. Foundation awarded over $2.1 million in grants to 87 nonprofits across 12 Northwest Ohio counties. Funding supports youth education, housing stability and food security—key focus areas of the Foundation’s mission. Standout grantees include Urban Wholistics, Hope House in Findlay, TARTA’s Youth Summer Blast Pass and a literacy pilot program at Reynolds Elementary. With 23% of the grant funds supporting rural communities, the Foundation expands equitable access to resources across the region. jhefoundation.org.
WGTE Wins Bronze Telly Award for “ Magic of the Old West End”
WGTE Public Media’s Toledo Stories: Magic of the Old West End has earned a Bronze Telly Award, honoring the documentary’s powerful tribute to one of Toledo’s most cherished neighborhoods. Premiering in summer 2024, the film explores the Old West End’s architectural beauty, vibrant community spirit, and historic resilience. Produced by Shane Potgieter, the documentary captures how residents have preserved this iconic neighborhood through unity and activism. The Telly Awards recognize excellence in video and television across all screens. wgte.org.
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$20M MISSION POINT HOUSING PROJECT APPROVED TO SUPPORT TOLEDO’S CHRONICALLY HOMELESS
The Ohio Housing Finance Agency has approved funding for Mission Point, a new permanent supportive housing development in downtown Toledo. Spearheaded by Lucas Housing Services Corporation and Cherry Street Mission, the $20 million project will feature 65 one-bedroom apartments for chronically homeless individuals. With wraparound services, career training and rental assistance, Mission Point aims to foster long-term stability and independence. The project is supported by LIHTC equity, the City of Toledo, Huntington Bank and others. cherrystreetmission.org | lucasmha.org
ZABLOCKI SENIOR CENTER TO MOVE TO NEW YMCA FACILITY
The Chester J. Zablocki Senior Center will soon move to the newly opened Wayman D. Palmer YMCA in Toledo. The Area Office on Aging of Northwest Ohio confirmed that all current services will continue at the new, improved location. Meanwhile, the city is allocating $150,000 for a community needs assessment and feasibility study to determine the best future use for the current building at 3015 Lagrange St. City officials expect the results of the study will shape future programming and help identify services to meet the needs of North Toledo residents, including seniors, youth and families.
HAYES PRESIDENTIAL ADDS SPANISH AND ACCESSIBLE TOURS OF HISTORIC HOME
The Hayes Presidential Library & Museums in Fremont now offers a written Spanishlanguage tour of the Hayes Home, enhancing accessibility for Spanish-speaking visitors. Guests can scan a QR code on-site to download a PDF version of the tour, created by bilingual staff and volunteers. A written English version of the tour is also available for those who are hearing-impaired. This effort marks a step toward greater inclusivity at America’s first presidential library, with more languages planned for the future. rbhayes.org
HISTORICAL CRUISE ON THE MAUMEE WITH TEDD LONG
Step aboard The Sandpiper for a two-hour journey through Toledo’s rich past. Led by local historian Tedd Long, this engaging narrated cruise explores the Maumee River and downtown’s storied history. Part of a four-part series, each cruise offers prizes for attentive listeners and a chance to share your own knowledge. Wednesday, August 6 at 6:30 p.m. J&M Cruise Lines, 1 Jefferson Ave. sandpiperboat.com
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A Long Story
Storyteller Tedd Long Publishes a New Book
Bringing Toledo’s past to life—one story, tour and menu at a time.
By Brian Trauring
If you call Tedd Long a historian, he will gently correct you. “I’m not a historian. I know real historians… that actually went to school and got their PhD. I’m a storyteller.”
For more than twenty years, Long has shared Toledo and Northwest Ohio history through his website, group tours, books and GPStriggered audio tours. “I love the backstory. It’s the backstories that have personalities that I really enjoy.”
Long is now completing his latest book which features Toledo restaurants, including nostalgic photos and menus from past establishments. His professional consulting office is decorated with historical photographs, and the acclaimed storyteller smiles as he reflects on how it all began. “When I was at Bowling Green (BGSU), in my undergraduate studies, I took every history class I could.” As part of a Leadership Toledo class, he took part in a regional tour led by Ted Ligibel. “Ted announced it was his last year (leading the tour) and I took up the challenge.” He calls his historical storytelling a “hobby,” but those who know him understand it’s much more.
These excerpts are from an interview with Long for MLiving:
MLiving: Why is it important that people in and around Toledo know about this area's history?
Ted Long: “I came here 35 years ago from the Chicago area. I grew up in Mansfield, but my wife and I lived in Chicago for about five years. When we arrived here, we thought, ‘this is just ideal’, we just fell in love with the area right away. And yet, every time we talked to someone who was local, they seemed to hold a negative opinion of the area and complain that there's nothing to do. And we would laugh and say, ‘we were just at the symphony last night, had a nice dinner’, and yet people would say there's nothing to do. I think the more you know about the history, the more you appreciate the city you live in.”
Toledo during prohibition,seems to be a specialty area that you like to focus on.
“Yeah, and people love their gangster stories. When you tell locals about Toledo's wide-open days, they're kind of proud. They’re reaction is often, ‘wow, we were a wideopen town. That's pretty cool!’”
did not take place because the State of Ohio did not provide financial support for the project.
What's ahead for you? What projects are you working on? What's in the works?
“This one I’m pretty stoked about. I started working with a guy that I've always known, Mark Schneider, who is a Toledo collector. He collects everything. Toledo related. And I knew that he had a big collection of restaurant menus and napkins and swizzle sticks, anything to do with restaurants from Toledo. So, I am finishing up a
new book, and… Lost Restaurants of Toledo, Lost Eateries. I've got the old pictures, I've got old advertisements, but what's really cool is I also have the menus. I tell the story of the Boody House restaurant, and then, boom, here's an 1800s menu from the Boody House.
For more information about Tedd Long’s programs and projects, visit holytoledohistory.com.
Long refers to a map of Toledo, which was planned to host the 1902 International Exhibition. The event, similar to a World's Fair,
Tedd Long holds the manuscript for his book about Toledo eateries.
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There is perhaps no higher honor attainable in a community than to be considered, and to be named as, exemplary by peers and neighbors. Here are the businesses and leaders that you, our readers, found to be worthy of such a designation.
Food & Drink
Buffet
Winner: Ocean Garden
Buffet
821 W Alexis Road E19 (419) 269-9288
ocean-garden-buffet.goto-where.com
Runner Up: Mr. Panda Buffet
Early Bird Specials
Winner: Marigold Cafe
2155 S Byrne Road (419) 214-0333
facebook.com/marigoldcafetoledo
Runner Up: Schmucker’s
Food at Facility/Living Community
Winner: Genesis Village 2429 S Reynolds Road (419) 720-1286 genesisvillage.org
Runner Up: The Crescent, Oak Leaf Village
Local Brewery
Winner: Inside the Five 1040 N Westwood Ave 5703 Main St, Sylvania 127 W 3rd St, Perrysburg (419) 720-0415 (Toledo) (567) 408-7212 (Sylvania) (419) 931-0708 (Perrysburg)
insidethefivebrewing.com
Runner Up: Maumee Bay Brewing Company
Local Winery
Winner: Gideon Owen
3845 E Wine Cellar Rd, Port Clinton (419) 797-4445
gideonowenwine.com
Runner Up: Urban Pine Winery
Local Coffee Shop
Winner: Chandler Cafe
5648 Main St, Sylvania (419) 517-5088
chandlercafe.com
Runner Up: Flying Joe
Meet for Cocktails
Winner: Capers 2038 S Byrne Road (419) 389-9900 caperstoledo.com
Runner Up: Lupita’s Cantina
Restaurant - Breakfast/ Lunch Restaurant
Winner: Charlie’s Homemade Ice Cream & Burgers
6600 W Sylvania Ave #3I, Sylvania (419) 885-2894
charlieshomemadeicecream.com
Runner Up: Star Diner Alexis & Secor
Early Bird Specials
Winner: Marigold Cafe
2155 S Byrne Road (419) 214-0333
facebook.com/marigoldcafetoledo
Runner Up: Schmucker’s
Marigold Cafe, tucked into Toledo’s South Side at 2155 S Byrne Rd, is a cozy, family-friendly breakfast and brunch haven open daily from 7 am to 2pm. Owner Lauren Klein—bringing 25 years of industry experience—focuses on fresh, from-scratch comfort classics in a retro-diner-modern-café setting. Highlights include the indulgent French‑toast sandwich stuffed with egg, bacon, and Swiss, sizzling chicken & waffles with hot honey, and kid‑approved pancakes—like the “Marcus Special,” crowned with chocolate chips and whipped cream. With excellent coffee, homemade pies, warm service, and wheelchair-accessible seating, Marigold brings a small-town feel to Toledo.
Restaurant - Dinner
Winner: Kotobuki 5577 Monroe St, Sylvania (419) 882-8711
kotobukitoledo.com
Runner Up: Schmucker’s
Restaurant for Specials
Winner: Tony Packo’s 1902 Front St (419) 691-6054
tonypacko.com
Runner Up: Whitehouse Inn
Take The Grandkids
Winner: Charlie’s
Homemade Ice Cream & Burgers
6600 W Sylvania Ave #3I, Sylvania (419) 885-2894
charlieshomemadeicecream.com
Runner Up: Original Pancake House
Personality & Media
Politician
Winner: Marcus Hansen facebook.com/ marcushansenforsylvania
Runner Up: 60+ Senior Safari at Toledo Zoo by Area Office on Aging
City for Over 50
Winner: Sylvania cityofsylvania.com
Runner Up: Perrysburg
Favorite Senior Center
Winner: Perrysburg Senior Center
140 W Indiana Ave, Perrysburg (419) 874-0847
wccoa.net/locations/perrysburg
Runner Up: Sylvania Senior Center
Library
Winner: Sylvania Branch Library
6749 Monroe St, Sylvania (419) 882-2089
toledolibrary.org/locations/sylvania
Runner Up: Way Public Library
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Med Spa
Winner: Vio Med Spa 4038 Talmadge Rd (419) 534-0777
viomedspa.com/locations/toledo Runner Up: Ada Aesthetics
VIO Med Spa Toledo is a sleek, upscale medical spa that empowers clients to “feel great, look amazing.” Open Mon–Sat, it offers a comprehensive suite of aesthetic and wellness services—from Botox, Belotero, injectables, chemical peels, microneedling, and Hydrafacials to advanced body-contouring like EmSculpt® NEO and IV hydration therapy. The facility is praised for its friendly, expert team—and exceptionally clean, inviting environment.
Insurance Agent
Winner: Jeff Traudt State Farm 2828 Central Ave (419) 473-3276
jefftraudt.com
Runner Up: Paul Miller, Martineau
Jeff Traudt is a seasoned State Farm® agent serving Toledo and Sylvania from his Central Avenue office since 1980. A University of Toledo College of Business alum (’79) and long‑standing community leader, Jeff holds designations like ChFC® and CLU®, and has been honored with State Farm’s Lifetime President’s Club, Chairman’s Circle, and Ambassador Travel qualifiers. With a 4.9‑star Google rating from over 130 reviews, Jeff’s commitment to service and community truly shines .
Local Park
Winner: Wildwood Preserve
Metropark
5100 Central Ave (419) 407-9700
metroparkstoledo.com/ wildwoodpreserve
Runner Up: Glass City Metropark
Place to Volunteer Winner: Perrysburg Senior Center
A+ Home Improvements—featured at RemodelToledo.com—is a full-service remodeling innovator in greater Toledo, specializing in kitchen, bath, interior, exterior, and deck renovations. Founded in 2002 and backed by the BBB with an A+ rating, their expert team delivers tailored craftsmanship that brings homeowners’ dreams to life. Remodel Toledo proudly earned top honors in Mature Living’s Readers’ Choice Awards, being voted both Best Handyman, Remodeler and Best Painting Service—a testament to their quality, reliability, and community trust. Whether you're updating a bathroom, refreshing interior paint, or constructing a new deck, A+ gets it done right.
Estate Sale Company
Winner: S. Sterling 662 Centerfield Drive, Maumee (419) 215-5365
susansterlingestatesales.com
Runner Up: Caring Transitions
Farmer’s Market
Winner: Sylvania
6930 Sylvania Ave, Sylvania
Tuesday from 5 PM to 8 PM
Runner Up: Perrysburg
Floor Covering
Winner: Carpets by Otto carpetsbyotto.com
Runner Up: LYNX Concrete Coatings
Florist
Winner: Hafner Florist
5139 Main St, Sylvania (419) 885-7033
hafnerflorist.com
Runner Up: Shinkle’s
Funeral Home
Winner: Urbanski Bedford Funeral Chapel
8300 Lewis Ave, Temperance, MI (734) 847-3841
bedfordfuneralchapel.com
Runner Up: Walker Funeral Homes & Crematory, WitzlerShank Perrysburg
3141 Central Park West 12780 Roachton Rd, Perrysburg (419) 872-0777
daohio.com
Runner Up: Omar Salem MD, Toledo Clinic
Plastic Surgeon
Winner: Evolve Plastic Surgery & Medical Aesthetics
2000 Regency Ct., Suite 204 (419) 720-2008
evolvmedicalaesthetics.com
Runner Up: Arrowhead Plastic Surgeons
Massage Therapist
Winner: Brittany Halstead, LMT, Axiom Lux
axiomlux.com/brittanyhalstead
Runner Up: Orion Institute
Med Spa
Winner: Vio Med Spa
4038 Talmadge Rd (419) 534-0777
viomedspa.com/locations/toledo
Runner Up: Ada Aesthetics
Medical Group
Winner: Waterville Family Physicians, Mercy Health 900 Waterville Monclova Rd # A, Waterville (419) 878-3010
mercy.com
Runner Up: ProMedica Perrysburg
Physician
Winner: Dr. John Valade, MDVIP
7640 W Sylvania Ave Suite M, Sylvania (419) 841-3133
mdvip.com
Runner Up: Dr. Christopher Bates, MD
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Wealth Management
Winner: Beacon Associates 1755 Indian Wood Circle suite 200, Maumee (419) 482-0280
baifinancial.com
Runner Up: Joseph Pino, B. Riley Wealth Management
BAI Financial (Beacon Associates) is a Toledo area fiduciary advisor specializing in retirement income strategies and comprehensive financial planning. Based in Maumee, they’ve earned an A+ Better Business Bureau rating and offer personalized services—from estate and tax planning to Medicare supplements and Social Security guidance. Their trusted LPLbacked team walks clients through a deliberate “Retirement Voyage” process: analyzing risk tolerance, income needs, and legacy goals, then implementing tailored solutions like annuities, insurance, and wealth management.
Winner: Diana Spiess, Essence Mind and Body dianaspiess.com
Runner Up: LBs Circuit Training
Place to Take A Walk
Winner: Wildwood Preserve Metropark
5100 Central Ave (419) 407-9700
metroparkstoledo.com/ wildwoodpreserve
Runner Up: SideCut MetroPark
Swimming Pool
Winner: Plummer Pool
6850 Maplewood Ave, Sylvania (419) 882-1500
playsylvania.com/burnham-park
Runner Up: Genesis Village
Choice Awards—a testament to her transformative, client-focused
Health
Hormone Replacement Therapy A Powerful Tool for Aging Vibrantly
Restore strength, clarity, and vitality at any age.
By Bob Baker
Hormone Replacement Therapy, (HRT) refers the administration of dosages of testosterone in men and estrogen in women. Men and women are both born with organs that produce hormones, men have testes while women have ovaries. Men and women reach peak hormone levels during ages best suited for child bearing age. Men gradually lose a percentage of their testosterone each year as they age. Women lose nearly all of their testosterone and estrogen production during menopause, often creating a traumatic period in life. Accompanying this diminished hormone production, neither men nor women, as they age, are able to naturally build and maintain a sufficient amount of bone and muscle mass to stay vibrant and strong. Without HRT the body deteriorates as we age.
Doctors frequently rely on a “testosterone reference range” published by medical authorities, with a “reference range” from a low testosterone reading for men of 250 to a high of 1400.
Addressomg the underlying issue
If a doctor finds a low testosterone level, or in the case of post-menopausal women, a physician may refer to low hormone level readings as “normal for someone at an advanced age.” In these situations, a doctor may recommend taking an SSRI, (Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor) or antidepressant to allay concerns. But treatments such as SSRIs do not address the problem.
The feelings of emptiness and loss a person experiences, along with the
loss of strength and agility during the aging process, can be caused by the continuing decrease of hormones produced by the body. Medications to treat depression can help the patient forget or ignore the underlying problem while also abandoning pursuit of the true causes of unhappiness. The person is left in a blissful state of brain fog, yet not really dealing with the challenges of life. SSRIs are a quick and easy way of dealing with a problem that would otherwise take weeks of testing and years of ongoing treatment. Most doctors don’t have the time or background knowledge to properly treat hormone deficiencies, nor are they inclined to do so.
In our current more enlightened time hormone replacement therapy has become accepted as a treatment plan for dealing with aging. It is a lifestyle choice made by many men and women dealing with the effects of aging, keeping qualified doctors busy. Hormone replacement clinics can be found locally while others are able to deal remotely through “telemedicine”. It may be worth the time and effort to explore the possibilities of hormone replacement therapy, especially if growing old isn’t what you had hoped it would be.
Diagnosis And Treatment
The first phase of treatment is a comprehensive blood test which your doctor will review before setting up a treatment protocol designed specifically for your personal needs based on your blood test results. About a month after you begin your treatment another blood test will be administered along with a discussion with your doctor. While the doctor will be interested in the second blood test results, the doctor will also want to know how you feel. Between the results of your second blood test and your general feeling of well being the doctor may or may not need to adjust your treatment plan.
What To Expect
Individuals participating in hormone replacement therapy can expect, depending on the individual, to lose fat, gain muscle and regain strength, improve sleep quality, improve libido, build stronger bones, lose “brain fog”, improve your mood and experience a renewed outlook on life. The feeling of dreading bad days subsides because an adjustment of attitude takes place, turning back time, making you feel years younger.
I started my hormone replacement therapy pretty late in life, when I was 75 years old. In hindsight, because of the advantages the therapy afforded me, I believe I should have started ten years before. I’m a barbell weight training coach, training three times a week. As I became older, I was having a hard time recovering from my workouts. I tried all of the customary remedies, none of which worked.
I found that my testosterone level was falling off the low end of the chart. I agreed to a hormone therapy plan, which raised my testosterone level by more than a thousand points, and I have never looked back.
Replacement of substances lacking in the body
Hormone replacement therapy is the replacement of something that’s lacking in the body and needs to be replenished. The primary hormones, testosterone and estrogen, which you will receive are bio-identical to that produced by our bodies and work within the body just as those produced by the testes and ovaries. A sufficient amount of estrogen in the female body is as important as a sufficient amount of testosterone in the male body. They are the cornerstones of good health, vitality and longevity.
Once you begin your HRT program you will find that you have more energy and drive. A good use of that energy is to begin weight training to build lost bone and muscle mass ---The best exercises are the deadlift, squat, overhead press and bench press.
For those wishing to spend more time at the gym choose any of the following ancillary exercises; barbell row, chin-up/ pull-up, bicep curl, triceps extension or dips.
To build the muscle and stamina you’re looking for, a proper diet in addition to lifting weights is a must. Shoot for a daily intake of one gram of protein for every pound of your bodyweight and three times that amount of carbohydrates, daily. Divide these numbers by the number of meals per day. For men over 40 years old and women those numbers should be decreased by 25%.
For me, hormone replacement therapy is one of the best things I’ve done in my life. It has given me a renewed purpose in life and a deep curiosity and excitement for what tomorrow will bring.
Bob Baker 3x5’s Barbell Strength Training email: gh68bb@gmail.com 419-277-6581
Health Notes
American Red Cross Blood Drive
The American Red Cross is hosting a blood drive at the Maumee Indoor Theater on Friday, August 22, from 10 am to 4 pm. Donors of all blood types are encouraged to donate, noting an urgent need for O negative, A negative, and B negative blood types. Help save lives by registering online today. 601 Conant St., Maumee. redcrossblood.org
Walking Through Grief
Find comfort and support during Walking Through Grief on Friday, August 8 and August 22, from 10 to 11 am in Perrysburg. This compassionate series by Hospice of Northwest Ohio helps those coping with loss through community and guidance. Additional sessions take place on Fridays through September. hospicenwo.org/ events/2025/08/22/support-groups/walkingthrough-grief
Mercy Health Launches
Wearable Safety Tech
Mercy Health has introduced Cellular 911, a wearable duress button that enables staff to discreetly call for help with a quick tap of their badge. Using Wi-Fi and real-time location tracking, the device ensures a rapid response from hospital security and law enforcement—anywhere on-site. This innovative technology reinforces Mercy Health’s zero-tolerance policy for workplace violence and reflects its continued investment in associate safety and well-being. www.mercy.com.
Dining out
Borderline has personality Sylvania bistro delivers all-American dining experience
By Steve Meringue
One might expect a restaurant called Borderline Grill to be a Mexican cantina; "borderline" harkens to the Taco Bell ads from the early '90s. But Borderline Grill, at Mayberry Square, near Centennial Terrace, is an all-American bistro with a wonderfully eclectic menu, brought to Sylvania by chef and owner Kristopher Parker and his personal and professional partner, Nikki Falk. Cincinnati native Parker was formerly the head chef of Barr's Public House in Maumee.
American dream
“(Borderline Grill) was an opportunity to build something of our own,” said Parker. “We’re just trying to bring something nice to the community. We have a lot of standard American fare, but we leave it open-ended to do a variety of different things, ranging from poutine to gumbo. There’s always something new to try here.”
The deep red hue of the brick walls that line the interior of the restaurant sets a comforting tone on this hot summer night. Behind the bar, Chris Ryan deftly pours, shakes, and mixes a wide variety of cocktails and libations, including the delicious Tangerine Dream, which I order based on the name alone, since it made me think of the famed German electronic band that did the score for the classic Tom Cruise movie "Risky Business."
The drink consists of orange juice, triple sec, vanilla vodka, and Sprite and tastes like a melted Creamsicle-cool, tart, and refreshing. While I sipped on my drink, our server, a delightful woman named Nina, visited our high-top table with a bright and fresh attitude and a commanding knowledge of the entire menu. After perusing the eclectic offerings, we ordered the Sweet & Savory Fried Pickles, hand breaded chips, fried then served with a deli-
cious tangy house-made ranch dress ing. The pickles taste like bread and butter pickles -- they're sweeter than your typical dill chips that one usually finds around these parts, but they're most assuredly not sweet pickles. It's an unusual twist on a classic dish, which is Borderline's trademark.
Culinary art
Take the smash burger, which was ordered by one of my dinner companions. You can get a smash burger anywhere, but at Borderline, its a work of culinary art. Even Tony Geftos, the local newscaster and foodie about town, a regular reviewer on social media, gave the Borderline smash burger his seal of approval. It's perfectly grilled--not too pink, not too burnt--with delightfully crispy edges, served with thick cut bacon and gooey melted cheese on a soft brioche bun. Add a side salad and you have a perfect meal.
Of course, walleye filets are a Toledo area favorite, and Borderline's take on the local iconic dish stands out from most of their competition. My dinner companion chose to have the fish fried (grilled is also an option) and a large portion of walleye filet is served on a bed of mashed red potatoes. What makes the fish special is the creamy pepperoncini lemon butter sauce that comes with the dish. It's the perfect accent to the tender flaky pieces of walleye ( the serving was so large that a to-go box was deployed).
‘A bona fide masterpiece’
Then there was my dish, which I ordered from the list of specials-wild mushroom risotto with grilled
chicken. This meal was a bona fide masterpiece, with the risotto cooked into a creamy, mouth-melting blend of mushrooms and parmesan, with tender pieces of well-seasoned chicken placed atop.
Our dining party was pretty well sated by the time we came around to thinking about dessert but we had to conclude our excellent meal with a bang. All of Borderline's desserts come courtesy of Ukrainiansweets (yes, it's one word), a local company that specializes in delicious, delicate cheesecakes that are true works of art. We ordered the pistachio cheesecake, which was rich and sweet without being overpowering, baked in a graham cracker crust.
There's also a series of after dinner cocktails, such as the Mike Jones, made with chocolate syrup, vodka, Irish cream, coffee, and hazelnut liqueur. Being pleasantly full from the risotto and cheesecake, I opted against dancing with Mr. Jones this visit. But there will be other opportunities, because I intend to visit Borderline Grill again. Welcome to the neighborhood, Borderline.
Borderline Grill, 5680 N. Mayberry Square, Sylvania. 567-833-6009
T-Th 11:30am-9pm F 11:30am-10pm Sat 3-10pm borderlinegrill.com.
Chef and owner Kristopher Parker and his business partner, Nikki Falk.
EVENTS
August
SATURDAY 9
[outdoor concerts, jazz]
Glass City Jazz Fest
Toledo’s premier summer music celebration returns with a full day of live jazz, local food trucks, vendors, and familyfriendly fun along the scenic Mau mee Riverfront. Admission is free—bring your lawn chairs or blankets for a relaxing day, or reserve seating for a spot close to the stage. 12:30pm. Glass City Metropark, 983 Front St. glasscityjazzfest.com
SUNDAY 17
[festivals & fairs, multicultural]
Birmingham Ethnic Festival
The Birmingham Ethnic Festival in Toledo is a community celebration of Hungarian and other ethnic cultures along Consaul Street, featuring traditional foods like chicken paprikás, kolbász, and pastries, live music, dance performances, arts and crafts vendors, and family activities Noon-8pm. Calvin United Church of Christ, 1946 Bakewell St.
FRIDAY 22
[festivals & fairs, multicultural]
59th Annual German-American Festival
Toledo’s oldest and largest ethnic festival celebrates German culture with authentic food, imported beer, live music, folk dancing, traditional contests, and fun activities for all ages. Friday, Aug. 22, 6pm-1am. Saturday, Aug. 23, 2pm-1am. Sunday, Aug, 24, noon-8pm. Oak Shade Grove, 3624 Seaman Rd.., Oregon
FRIDAY 1
[festivals & fairs]
SS. Peter & Paul's Festival
Enjoy live music, food and vendors.
$7-$15. Friday, Aug. 1, 5pm-12am. Saturday, Aug. 2, 2pm-12am. Sunday, Aug. 3, 2-10pm. SS. Peter and Paul Church, 728 S. St. Clair St. sspeterandpaultoledo.org
[parties & reunions]
Margaritaville Party
Cool off island-style at the Annual Margaritaville Party. Featuring live music, drinks, food, and non-stop fun. Ticketed. $50. 6-10pm. Brandywine Country Club, 6904 Salisbury Rd., Maumee. eventvesta.com/events/110270-margaritaville-party
[automotive, festivals & fairs]
Toledo Jeep Fest
Celebrate the Jeep® legacy at this oneof-a-kind urban Jeep® fest featuring a high-energy parade, unique vendors, rare vehicle history, exclusive gear, and a chance to show off your rig. Whether you’re local or a lifelong Jeep® family, it’s time to bring your baby home. Friday, Aug. 1, 5pm. Saturday, Aug. 2, 10am. Sunday, Aug. 3, 9am. toledojeepfest. com
SATURDAY 2
[gospel]
Gospel On The Green Weekend 2025
MONDAY 4
[caregiving]
Sleep without Counting Sheep: Managing Caregiver Insomnia
This four-week caregiver series (August 4, 11, 18, 25) focuses on improving sleep, managing dementia-related behaviors, and reducing caregiver stress through group or one-onone sessions. Registration is required. 1-3pm. MemoryLane Care Services, 2500 N. Reynolds Rd. memorylanecareservices.org
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Gospel On The Green Weekend 2025 returns to the Lucas County Agricultural Society with inspiring music, uplifting messages, and a welcoming celebration of faith and community for all. Tickets are available on Eventbrite. $39.19-$71.21. Lucas County Agricultural Society, 1406 Key St., Maumee. @ aservantsheartllc
[visual arts, festivals & fairs]
Arts in the Park
Arts in the Park is Ottawa County’s premier fine art and crafts festival, featuring 100+ artists, live entertainment, food, and free admission. Also on Sunday, Aug. 3, 10am-5pm. Lakeview Park, 1100 E Perry St., Port Clinton. portclintonartistsclub.com
SUNDAY 3
[parties & reunions, polka]
13th Annual Polka Picnic
Live music, dancing, and all your favorite Polish foods. 1-7pm. St. Hyacinth Church Campus, 720 Parkside Blvd. polkapicnic.com
TUESDAY 5
[fitness, zoos & animals]
Tuesday Talks during Wild Wellness Walkers sponsored by The Toledo Clinic
Join Director of Education Jodi Anderson for a two-mile walk through the Zoo, where you can ask questions and learn about the exciting work happening behind the scenes. 8-9am. The Toledo Zoo, 2 Hippo Way. toledozoo.org
WEDNESDAY 6
[classic cars, automotive]
6th Annual Wicked Wheels Car Fest
In addition to category and Best of Show awards, the event features live music, food trucks, 50/50 raffles, and more! Don’t miss the popular “Information Highway,” where regional groups share activities, giveaways, and prizes. 4:30-7:30pm. Homecoming Park, 7807 Angola Rd., Holland. springfieldtownship.net
[outdoor concerts]
Rhythm on the Rails
Enjoy an evening of live music and summer vibes in the beautiful historic setting of the Wolcott House grounds. 6-8pm. Wolcott Heritage Center, 1035 River Rd., Maumee. wolcotthouse.org
THURSDAY 7
[author events]
Authors! with Wendy Johnson, MD, MPH
For fans of Braiding Sweetgrass, The Future We Choose, and The Blue Zones, Kinship Medicine offers a powerful exploration of how our connection to nature shapes our health. Ticketed. $21.05. 7-8pm. Main Library, 325 N. Michigan St. toledolibrary.org
[festivals & fairs]
Swanton Corn Festival
Enjoy inflatables for kids, wine and beer tastings for adults, and a wide variety of food, vendors, and activities for all ages. Follow along on the Swanton Corn Festival Facebook page for the latest updates and announcements. Thursday, Aug. 7, 5-9pm. Friday, Aug. 8, 5-11pm. Saturday, Aug. 9, 8am-11pm. Swanton Memorial Park, Main St., Swanton.
[caregiving]
Open House – Memory Lane
Stop by for a tour of the Adult Day Center serving northwest Ohio and southeast Michigan, and learn about the enriching activities, daily light exercise, and professional nursing care tailored to support each participant’s needs. 3:305:30pm. MemoryLane Care Services Toledo, 2500 N. Reynolds Rd. memorylanecareservices.org
FRIDAY 8
[festivals & fairs]
Maumee Summer Fair
Celebrate the season with familyfriendly activities, great food, live music, and a vibrant community atmosphere. 5pm-midnight. Also on Saturday, Aug. 9, 9am-midnight. Uptown Maumee, Conant St., Maumee. maumeesummerfair.com
SATURDAY 9
[tai chi]
Wellness by the Boat: Tai Chi
Breathe deep and unwind with a free 45-minute Tai Chi class along the Maumee River, part of the Wellness by the Boat series hosted by UToledo Health/ Trauma Services. Register on Eventbrite. 9-9:45am. National Museum of the Great Lakes, 1701 Front St. nmgl.org
[festivals & fairs]
14th Annual Barrio Latino Art Festival
The 14th Annual Barrio Latino Art Festival returns, offering an afternoon and evening of live music, local art, food, family activities, and cultural celebrations. 3-11pm. Nuestra Gente Community Projects, Inc., 1411 Broadway St. nuestragentecommunityprojects.org/
[visual arts, zoos]
Wild About Art
This two-day art fair across the zoo grounds showcases local and regional artists in diverse mediums available for purchase, with live music, artist and animal-painting demonstrations, and more. Also on Sunday, Aug. 10. 10am. The Toledo Zoo, 2 Hippo Way. toledozoo.org
MONDAY 11
[visual arts]
Stroke Survivor Meet-Up: Paint and Sip
Get creative and connect with fellow stroke survivors at an inspiring non-alcoholic Paint & Sip event with Uncork the Artist at The Ability Center. Registration is required. 5-7pm. The Ability Center, 5605 Monroe St.,Sylvania. abilitycenter.org
TUESDAY 12
[history, talks & lectures]
WWII Lecture Series - The We’ll Do It Regiment: The 148th Infantry in World War II Discover the heroic contributions of the 148th Infantry Regiment, an Ohio National Guard unit with ties to Bowling Green, which served 592 days in combat during World War II,. Free for members, $7 for non-members. 6-7:30pm. Wood County Historical Center & Museum, 13660 County Home Rd., Bowling Green. woodcountyhistory.org
WEDNESDAY 13
[caregiving]
Caregiver Coffee with MemoryLane Staff- Home Safety: Medications Management
This week’s Caregiver Coffee focuses on Home Safety and Medication Management, offering practical tips and a chance to connect with fellow caregivers—in person, online, or by phone. 2-3pm. MemoryLane Care Services Toledo, 2500 N. Reynolds Rd. memorylanecare.org.
[fundraisers, BBQ]
Porch Party: Party with a Purpose Party with a purpose at this community celebration featuring Big C's Barbeque, games, live music, Habitat home tours, and more; supporting Maumee Valley Habitat for Humanity’s affordable housing efforts with every pre-purchased meal ticket. 4:30-7pm. 4730 Chicory Dr.@maumeevalleyhabitatforhumanity
FRIDAY 15
[festivals & fairs]
St George Cathedral Summer Festival -
This year’s festival features live music, plus Middle Eastern music and dancing all weekend. Enjoy traditional and American foods, a beer garden, kids’ activities including games and crafts, and self-guided church tours. $5. Friday, Aug. 15, 5-11pm. Saturday, Aug. 16, 5-11pm. Sunday, Aug. 17, noon-5pm. St George Cathedral, 3754 Woodley Rd. @StGeorgeTOL
SATURDAY 16
[health & wellness, civic benefit]
2025 Black Men's Wellness Day
Black Men’s Wellness Day is a powerful celebration of health, unity, and resilience, offering free health screenings, live entertainment, and activities for all ages, including a Kids Zone and Senior Pavilion. Registration is on Eventbrite. 7am-noon. Scott High School, 2400 Collingwood Blvd. aawellness.org
[visual arts, festivals & street fairs]
Perrysburg Hearts the Arts
Explore a variety of mediums, from jewelry and ceramics to photography and paintings, at this free festival featuring juryselected artists, hands-on workshops, live music, food, and fun for all ages. 9am6pm. Downtown Perrysburg, Louisiana Ave., Perrysburg. downtownperrysburg.org
TUESDAY 19
[dance, civic benefit)
August Dances of Universal Peace
Join in a dance of movement, music, and unity to spread peace worldwide—open to all ages and backgrounds. 6pm. Monroe Street United Methodist Church, 3613 Monroe St. multifaithcouncil.org
WEDNESDAY 20
[psychic arts]
Theresa Caputo Live: The Experience
Theresa Caputo, renowned as the Long Island Medium, will bring her live show, Theresa Caputo Live: The Experience, to the Stranahan Theater. $64-$124.50. Stranahan Theater, 4645 Heatherdowns Blvd. stranahantheater.com
SUNDAY 31
[festivals & fairs]
Grito Fest 2025
El Corazon de Mexico and Latins United present the 8th Annual Grito Fest featuring live music, dancing, contests, kids’ activities, food trucks, vendors, and more. $5. 3-11pm. Latino’s, 706 S. St. Clair St. elcorazondemexicodance.com
September
FRIDAY 5
[geology]
"Treasures Unearthed" Rock, Gem & Jewelry Show
At the 54th annual Treasures Unearthed show hosted by the Toledo Gem and Rockhound Club, visitors can watch live jewelry-making demos and explore rare, exotic crystals, minerals, and handcrafted treasures from over 30 global vendors. $5-$6. 10am-6pm. Also on Saturday, Sep. 6, 10am-6pm and Sunday, Sep. 7, 11am-5pm. Wood County Fairgrounds, 13800 W. Poe Rd., Bowling Green. rockyreader.com
TUESDAY 9
[history, talks & lectures]
WWII Lecture Series - The Medic's Wife: Love, War, and Secrets
Join author Edmund Kruszynski as he shares the powerful true story behind his Amazon #1 bestseller The Medic’s Wife. Free for members, $7 for non-members. 6-7:30pm. Wood County Historical Center & Museum, 13660 County Home Rd., Bowling Green. woodcountyhistory.org
SATURDAY 13
[festivals & fairs, multicultural]
2025 International Festival
Celebrate global culture at the annual Toledo Sister Cities International Festival with lively music and dance performances, delicious international cuisine, and fun activities for all ages in a vibrant, festive atmosphere! $5. 11am8pm. Erie Street Market, 201 S. Erie St. toledosci.org
SATURDAY 20
[festivals & fairs]
Honey Fest 2025
Buzz on over to Oregon’s sweetest event. Honey Fest is back with local vendors, live music, fun contests, and beethemed activities for all ages. 10am5pm. Oregon Rec Soccer Fields, 5401 Starr Ext., Oregon. oregonohio.org
THURSDAY 25
[visual arts, seniors]
Toledo Museum of Art Vitality Arts Show
The show features artworks by local seniors created through the TMA Art Outreach Program, where adults 60+ explore and create art inspired by vibrant collections, with a reception from 5 to 7 p.m. in the TMA Education Halls. Toledo Museum of Art, 2445 Monroe St. areaofficeonaging.com/
SATURDAY 27
[environmental causes, volunteers]
29th Annual Clean
Your Streams Day
Volunteers of all ages and groups are invited to join a three-hour cleanup across Northwest Ohio, starting with check-in at multiple kickoff sites, followed by a Volunteer Appreciation Picnic with free food, tshirts, raffles, and awards for the Clean Your Streams Challenges. 8:30am2:30pm. Northwest Ohio Waterways. partnersforcleanstreams.org
MONDAY 29
[tea, food]
Tea & Chocolate Tasting Class
Join the Wood County Museum and The Summer Kitchen girls for a SWEET night of tasting, featuring three flights of loose-leaf teas paired with gourmet chocolates, while exploring how their flavors complement, contrast, and enhance one another. Ticketed. $40. 6-7:30pm. Wood County Museum, 13660 County Home Rd.. Bowling Green. woodcountyhistory.org
FRIDAY 5
Have a roaring good time at the 60+ Safari at the Toledo Zoo. Featuring lunch, entertainment, health screenings, and vendor resources—plus free admission and parking for those 60 and older. 10am-2pm. The Toledo Zoo, 2 Hippo Way. areaofficeonaging.com
[visual arts, festivals & fairs]
Black Swamp Arts Festival
The award-winning Black Swamp Arts Festival returns for its 32nd year in Downtown Bowling Green, Ohio, featuring three days of unforgettable experiences with over 150 artists and a stellar lineup of local, regional, and national musicians. Free admission. 5pm. Also on Saturday, Sep. 6 and Sunday, Sep. 7 at 9am. Downtown Bowling Green, Main St., Bowling Green. blackswampfest.org
SATURDAY 13
[visual arts, civic benefit]
10th Annual Block Party
Join the Toledo Museum of Art for its 10th annual Block Party, Around the World in Art and Culture, featuring live performances, local food vendors, art demonstrations, and hands-on activities for all ages in a vibrant celebration of community and creativity. 3-8pm. Toledo Museum of Art, 2445 Monroe St. toledomuseum.org
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THEATER
Annie at the Croswell Opera House
From August 8 to 17, the Croswell Opera House in Adrian, MI, warmly welcomes back Annie—staging this beloved family musical on its historic stage for the first time in 14 years. Set in 1930s New York, spunky orphan Annie captures hearts with her optimism and unforgettable tunes like “Tomorrow.” With performances ranging from matinees to evening shows, ticket prices vary from $26 to $46 (student and adult tiers available). The production is wheelchair accessible and professionally mounted by director Kirsten Hinshaw and her creative team. Don’t miss this heartwarming classic in a 640-seat venue rich in tradition. croswell.org/annie. 129 E. Maumee St. Adrian, MI, 517-263-6868.
Bert & Trixie Visit the Vet – Tickets On Sale Now!
All through August 2025, catch the world premiere of Bert & Trixie Visit the Vet at the Purple Rose Theatre in Chelsea. In this sharp, heartfelt comedy, four pets stuck in a veterinarian’s waiting room begin to suspect one of them may be in real danger—and hatch an escape plan. What follows is a witty reflection on fear, freedom, and what it means to truly live. Directed by Rhiannon Ragland and performed by a cast of Equity actors, the show contains adult language and subject matter. 137 Park St., Chelea, MI, 734-433-7673. purplerosetheatre.org.
Photos By Christine Seneck
Greater Toledo Classic 19th hole party
The Greater Toledo Classic’s 19th Hole party was held at Toledo Pickle Co. in late July. Proceeds to benefit Promedica Children’s Hospital and Nationwide Children’s Hospital.
John & Ana Kraus
Theresa Geiger & Bruce Rumpf
Gail & Bruce Yacko. Nancy & Tom Kabat
Tony & April Khoury and Ann & Geoffrey Bailey
PUZZLES
SODOKU
SEE SOLUTIONS ON AT BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
Across 1 Department concerned with wages
6 “Word”
10 Kazakhstan’s North __ Sea
14 D-Day beach name
15 Sushi wrapper
16 Get a better rate, for short
17 *Opera buffa by Mozart
20 “Your point being?”
21 They mean nothing
22 End zone marker
23 Leaves at the altar
24 Tropical trees
25 Vegan milk source
28 Mountainous region of the Levant
29 *Landscape options in dry climates
32 “CSI” evidence
35 __ in handy
36 Missay, say
37 God of love
38 Swanky hotel amenity
39 *One skilled at manipulating characters
43 Memos
45 Crow’s-nest cry
46 Race town near Windsor Castle
47 Red carpet brand
49 Pertaining to bees
50 __ Sound Machine
51 Explosive letters
54 “Not quite!,” and what can be said about a letter string in the answer to each starred clue
57 “Get your own!”
58 Free of fizz
59 Protein-building acid
60 Online crafts site
61 __ up: tell all
62 Lite
JOKES
The bustard’s an elegant fowl, With minimal reason to howl. It escapes what would be Illegitimacy
By the grace of a fortunate vowel.
One day a mom noticed that when her son was logging onto a favorite website that he typed a very long password. She asked him what it was, and he replied, “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.” She asked him why he would use such a password. “Because,” he explained, “it says your password has to have at least four characters.
Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
Down
1 Kirke of “Mozart in the Jungle”
2 “Preach!”
3 Boston or Chicago
4 Cry of discovery
5 Poking fun at
6 Like noble gases
7 Long-extinct flightless birds
8 Eye part
9 Many a moving meme
10 Sock pattern
11 La Liga team that plays in Santiago Bernabéu Stadium
12 Curly hairstyles
13 Wildebeest hunter
18 Nintendo princess
19 Tablets at some checkout counters
23 Routine element
24 Many a 23-Down
25 Circle parts
26 Roller coaster feature
27 Supersize suburban homes
28 Ryan of “Bosch”
30 Suggestions, informally
31 Soft & __
33 Have a snack
34 Apropos of
37 Sicilian mount
39 Back up an apology, say
40 Gel
41 Avis rival
42 Far beyond the norm
44 Irish dramatist Seán
46 College-level HS English course
47 Falafel holders
48 Tirades
49 Cartoon maker of Invisible Paint and Instant Road
50 Stubborn beast
51 “Yay, the weekend’s almost here!”
52 Grandmother’s nickname
53 Moderate gait
55 Lifelong pal, briefly
56 “If u ask me ... “
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun placed a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy made his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
If you catch a chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
You made on that day
A Chilean chinchilla’s chin chilly
How did the urologist succeed? He depended on his peers.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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