Every person on the planet
Whether lazy or an athlete
Does the same thing, all in sync, Something that really stinks!
Have you figured out what it is?
Yes, that’s right, it’s…POOP!
What does the knight do after a battle?
And the great ruler after a banquet?
What about the princess pretty in pink?
And the sailor steering the tiller?
HE DOES IT HAPPILY AND FEELS MUCH BETTER!
Do you see?
Even though we’re each of us different
We all use the toilet to do our business!
Quick, let’s go, THREE, TWO, ONE!