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The Greek Gossip Wri tten by Alise Lowry, Daniella T ello-garzon, and Sam Di ehl

Exculsive interview with

Hera!

Is Posiedon more powerful than Zeus?

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Dear Aphrodite,

Romantic Advice Column

Replies by

Aphrodite Herself!

Contents •Dear Aphrodite, romance advice •Cyclopes eye drops •Poseidon more powerful than Zeus?

•Dionysus wine •Exclusive interview with Hera •Aphrodite Perfume •Goddess of marriage divorcing her husband?!

•Quotes

Dear Aphrodite,

Romance Advice Q: My crush Apollo doesn’t notice me at all, and I don’t know what to say to him or how to get him to like me. Help!

From: GodessArtimis554 A: Well, this is a problem for most girls, but I think you just need to get out there and talk to him, ask questions and join in on conversations. You need to get involved in the stuff he likes, or if you don’t like it, be honest about it and support him anyway. It’s hard to get someone to like you because it just doesn’t work that way. You just need to get on his radar and be friends with him and be slightly flirty. Or, if you are not shy, just go out and say you like him; sometimes that’s a great way to get talking.

Poseidon: More Powerful than Zeus?

“I have a dark secret…I am more powerful than Zeus.”

That is what Poseidon announced exclusively to Greek Gossip yesterday when asked about his hate for his brother.

“I have powers I have been keeping from him, and I am ready to take over his throne.”

Could it be possible that we are going to have a new king? Is this the start of a new era?

Poseidon says that he will not be announcing his plan, but he does have an intricate plan that he has been working on since the afternoon his brother became king. Poseidon did reveal one thing…it involves a killing!

You may be asking yourself this question: Is Poseidon capable of killing Zeus? If so, what will become of us?

That is a question that Greek Gossip has been wanting to answer, but Poseidon has chosen to keep it a secret until a certain special

date. Keep tuned with Greek Gossip for the revealing of Poseidon’s darkest secret yet…

GODDESS OF MARRIAGE DIVORCING HER HUSBAND Hera, goddess of marriage, has made a tough decision. Last Saturday, Zeus, Hera’s husband and brother, cheated on

Hera with a beautiful young woman named Daphne and got her pregnant. This is not new news, so when Hera found out about this mess, it seemed like this had been the last straw.

“This man is not loyal to me, and I told him I would give him one last chance and he blew it. I’m done. This relationship is over.”

When asked to consult Athena, the goddess of wisdom and her daughter, in making the right decision, Hera responded angrily.

“I don’t need to talk to my daughter to know what decision to make. In fact, you don’t need a goddess to see the fault in this relationship! Zeus and I are over forever!”

Quotes “Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there” – Poseidon

“Fire burns brighter in the darkness” – Hades “People are like music - some speak the truth; others are just noise” – Apollo

“A Mother holds her child’s hand for a moment and his heart for a lifetime” – Hera

“Be wise and patient, and you shall be successful” - Athena