SPRING 2015
NEW! Keyboard Pads Your desk’s real estate is precious. Shouldn’t you put every last square inch to work? Our Keyboard Pads combine the adhesive abilities of a sticky note and the jotting properties of a notepad, guaranteeing that the spot under your wrists will never be the same. Long, lean, and undeniably functional, these are officemates you’ll actually enjoy.
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NEW No. 9781601067036 Five Days a Week £6.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601067043 Information Central £6.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601067050 Deal with This £6.95 each
dimensions
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Packaging
15 x 3 inches
Notepad: 12 x 3 inches; Sticky note: 3 x 3 inches; 60 sheets with cardstock backer
Shrinkwrapped
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Sticky note!
New
NEW No. 9781601067067 Things I’ll Forget to Remember £6.95 each
The most productive office tool since computers!
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NEW! On-the-Go MINI GAME PADS We asked ourselves how we could make our On-the-Go Game Pads a little more travel friendly, and lo, we found the answer: make them smaller! Ideally sized for pockets and packs, these road buddies are the remedy for the backseat, train seat, and plane seat blues.
On
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MINI
Ninei w size M
GAME PAD The Paper Cure for Restless Minds
3 Great Games in One Handy Pad!
NEW No. 9781601066916 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 1 £3.95 each
Ninei w size M
NEW No. 9781601066923 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 2 £3.95 each
24 square inches of on-the-go goodness!
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601067296
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 x 6 inches
Cardstock cover; adhesive binding; 45 sheets; 3 games, 15 sheets each
Shrinkwrapped
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ON-THE-GO GAME PADS Sometimes we just need a little fun to keep us occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts—so we created the On-the-Go Game Pads. Packed with five fun activities for young and old alike, each pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.
No. 9781601066244 Game Pad 2 £6.95 each
Over 75,000 sold! No. 9781601065186 Game Pad 1 £6.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 x 9 inches
Cardstock cover; adhesive binding; 60 sheets; 5 games, 12 sheets each
Shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
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NEW! Alter Ego PADS Inspired by the gilt lettering once found on the doors of private eyes, professors, and lawyers, these handsome pads boldly proclaim your inner reality. Unapologetic but not uncivilized, they really tell it like it is—while revealing who’s really in charge.
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New
NEW No. 9781601067180 Dirty Mind £5.95 each
Hand-lettered cover designs for every personality New
NEW No. 9781601067197 Ego £5.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601067463
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dimensions
specs
5 x 7 inches
50 sheets; binding tape; acetate cover with foil stamping
Inner pack
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NEW No. 9781601067203 Inner Child £5.95 each
Acetate cover with foil stamping!
New
NEW No. 9781601067210 Evil Twin £5.95 each
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NEW! 100 Reasons to PANIC JOURNALS Our much-loved 100 Reasons to Panic series (see pages 56–57) has struck a chord with its candid-yet-comforting take on modern anxiety. Now with these journal spin-offs, you can embrace—and exorcise—your apprehension every day. Because if you’re freaking out, you should get it out.
New
NEW No. 9781601066770 Baby Panic Journal £9.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601066787 Cat Lady Panic Journal £9.95 each
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dimensions
specs
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Flexi-binding, 128 pages; softtouch lamination; ribbon marker
Inner pack
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NEW No. 9781601066794 Married Panic Journal £9.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601066800 Old Panic Journal £9.95 each
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NEW! fill-in-the-blank journals Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voilà: they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Our newest titles spread the love to your favorite hottie, dad, BFF, and grandma.
New NEW No. 9781601066725 Hot Journal £7.95 each
Be as profound or profane as you please
New NEW No. 9781601066893 Love About Dad Journal £7.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601066084
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New NEW No. 9781601066909 Bestie Journal £7.95 each
New NEW No. 9781601067029 Love About Grandma Journal £7.95 each
dimensions
specs
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; removable PVC jacket
INNER pack
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Fill-in-the-Blank Journals
Share your affection the fill-in-the-blank way!
No. 9781601066282 Kiddo Journal £7.95 each
OVER 0 215,00! sold
No. 9781601064936 Love About You Journal £7.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601066084
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dimensions
specs
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; removable PVC jacket
INNER pack
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OVER 100,000 sold!
No. 9781601065476 Awesome Journal £7.95 each
No. 9781601065643 Wish For You Journal £7.95 each
No. 9781601066053 Love About Mum Journal £7.95 each
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Photo Albums We embraced the self-indulgent phenomenon with the first photo album just for selfies—and then decided to do it again for the pet-portrait obsessed. With captions and slots for three different sizes of printed selfies and petsies, these mementos encourage smartphone photographers to get their work off the device and into one blatantly boastful book.
New
Perfect present for felinophiles and caninophiles!
NEW No. 9781601067074 Petsies Photo Album ÂŁ8.95 each
Selfies + Pets = Petsies
For those who take more photos of their pets than themselves.
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Isn’t it time your selfies got off the smartphone?
It’s reflective!
No. 9781601066466 Selfies Photo Album £8.95 each
Document those special “me” moments!
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#greatgift #trending #funny dimensions
specs
6.5 x 6.5 inches
Padded hardcover with mirrored tip-on; foil stamping; 16 sheets (32 pages) folded to form a French fold; 3 different sized diecuts per page for inserting photos
Inner pack
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NEW! DISPENSERS This sturdy box may be compact—but it contains many answers. One hundred of them, to be precise. Our take on the iconic bakery dispenser delivers fortunes for pondering or self-help for soothing. For a dose of daily whimsy, these oracles are just the ticket.
Instructions: Pull off ticket. Contemplate deep thought. Repeat as needed.
All will go well with that thing you’re doing. You know the one.
New
Like revenge, gazpacho is best served cold.
NEW No. 9781601066480 Fortune £6.95 each
Just tear off a ticket for instant self-actualization!
Ignore the voices in your head. Especially if they’re jerks.
New No one’s perfect. You’re pretty close. NEW No. 9781601066497 Self-Help £6.95 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3.5 x 3.5 x 1.25 inches
Cardstock box; opening at bottom to pull tickets through; 100 perforated paper tickets; diecut hole for hanging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
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LITTLE BOOK OF LOVE NOTES NEW! You know your honey deserves sweet missives, but finding time to get heartfelt is a hassle. This book of fifteen multiple-choice love notes makes romancing easier than sending flowers. Pull out a page from the book, fill it out, then leave it in a lunch bag, tuck it under a pillow, or hand it over in person. Now go bask in the adoration.
New
Heart-shaped for extra mushiness!
NEW No. 9781601066633 Little Book of Love Notes £4.95 each
interior Front
15 unique ways to say “I love you”
interior Back dimensions
specs
5.75 x 4.75 inches
Paperback; 15 cardstock sheets; die-cut heart shape; adhesive binding; metallic foil stamping on cover
Inner pack
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NEW! CALM THE F*CK DOWN Based on author David Vienna’s viral blog post introducing this no-frills parenting method, Calm the F*ck Down offers anxious mums and dads a reason to relax. Covering scenarios from “My baby won’t poop” to “My child doesn’t know the alphabet,” this informative, amusing book will have parents everywhere breathing a sigh of relief and uttering a “f*ck yeah.”
New
Reassure yourself at every stage of child development.
NEW No. 9781601066640 Calm the F*ck Down £8.95 each
An effective answer to any parenting quandary!
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Includes advice from actual experts.
dimensions
specs
5.5 x 7.75 inches
Flexi-binding, 112 pages; illustrations
Inner pack
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99 PICK-ME-UPS FOR NEW MAMAS NEW! Those first few months with a newborn babe are heavenly. And a little bit hellish. Like a pat on the back from a beenthere-done-that pro, this feel-good tome is packed with cheerful illustrations and oodles of encouragement as new mums adjust to the trials, tribulations, and unrelenting chaos of life with a tot.
New
Free of mum guilt, full of helpful info!
NEW No. 9781601066664 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas ÂŁ7.95 each
May result in diagnosis of ADMD (Attention Deficit Mummy Disorder).
99 ways to achieve maternal bliss!
dimensions
specs
5.25 x 6.5 inches
Paperback with flaps, 128 pages; 3 pull-out postcards; illustrations
Inner pack
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NEW! FAKE SWEARS Why say “#@*&!” when “son of a beach towel” works just as well? This handy phrasebook allows you to translate your beloved blue phrases into language that’s kid-friendly, office-friendly, grandma-friendly, and generally delicate flowerfriendly. Full of ideas to replace all kinds of colorful expressions, Fake Swears belongs next to the dictionary in your reference library.
New
Warning: use of these phrases may prevent mouths from coming into contact with bars of soap.
NEW No. 9781601066442 Fake Swears £8.95 each
Holy cannoli! Express yourself without sounding like a sailor.
All the fun of a filthy mouth, none of the disapproving looks!
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dimensions
specs
5 x 6.25 inches
Hardcover, 144 pages; illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
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Little Philosophers, Big Questions! NEW! Gosh, kiddos have a lot of pesky—er, intelligent—questions. What is time? Can animals fall in love? Does life have a purpose? When they start asking the big ones, this knowledgeable volume gives parents the tools for educated answers. With expert input from scientists, religious leaders, and other erudite types, mum and dad will sound as smart as their children think they are (at least for now).
friend’s father had certainly been a very nice man, but I hadn’t seen
What are emotions?
him in years. At his funeral, I was standing in the back of the room, and all of a sudden I started crying so hard I couldn’t stop. Later, I realized that I had been crying for the end of my youth, the time when I was always in love, when I got my moped, when I could still smell the forest where I grew up. You can’t control your emotions; sometimes you don’t
New
know whether to laugh or cry. You don’t always know why something is funny or pleasant. The Psychologist: Emotions make you react to important situations. When you’re afraid, you run. Anger makes you aggressive, so you can chase others away if necessary. Positive emotions such as happiness make you see beyond
Whyam I sometimes sad?
the end of your nose. You become more creative and open to others; you want to make contact, and that’s how you gain new experiences.
The Cabaret Performer: When I read the poet Szymborska, my eyes often fill with tears. Other
The Psychologist:
times I may I start to laugh uncontrollably. Why is that exactly?
You feel sadness when you lose something that was fun or nice, or
Sometimes I perform onstage night after night, and I always know
something you were attached to. Or when you have to pass up on
exactly when the laughs will come. Everybody always laughs at the
something pleasant. The emotion you feel then is painful, a feeling of
same time, even though the audience hasn’t agreed when to laugh.
helplessness and being left alone.
Once, I went to the funeral of the father of a childhood friend. My
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Better than answering “I don’t know” or “Because I said so!”
NEW No. 9781601066671 Little Philosophers, Big Questions! £7.95 each
Experts include an astronomer, biologist, and cabaret performer (really)!
dimensions
specs
5 x 6.5 inches
Hardcover, 144 pages; full-color illustrations
Inner pack
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NEW! POCKETbook NOTES It’s time to stop scribbling on cocktail napkins and crumpled receipts. Elevate your ambitious intentions and narcissistic notions with these sleek little folios. Featuring refined colors and magnetic closures, Pocketbook Notes are chic enough to show off—but can keep a secret, too.
Magnetic closure!
New NEW No. 9781601067227 Secret Notes £8.95 each
New NEW No. 9781601067241 Evil Schemes £8.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601067418
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dimensions
specs
3.5 x 5.25 inches
60 sheets; faux leather–wrapped portfolio; foil stamping and deboss; interior pocket; magnetic closure
Inner pack
4
Pocket for stashing business cards or IDs!
New NEW No. 9781601067258 Grandiose Plans £8.95 each
New NEW No. 9781601067234 Selfish Needs £8.95 each
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NEW! Talking TAPE Our Talking Tape looks like a correction tape pen, but it doesn’t erase your mistakes—it allows you to add to the conversation. Place your wit (almost) anywhere—notes, envelopes, parcels, and more. Just click the top and get rollin’.
New
NEW No. 9781601067128 Blah £4.95 each
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New
NEW No. 9781601067135 Whatever £4.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601067142 WTF £4.95 each
New
Get it on tape!
NEW No. 9781601067159 XOXO ÂŁ4.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Package: 2.25 x 6.25 inches Tape: 1 x 0.75 x 4.5 inches
Plastic shell with retractable applicator tip; one-sided transparent decorative tape
Blister pack; peggable
Inner pack
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NEW! Pin Packs Remember when affixing your favorite band’s pin to your jacket communicated your essence to the world? Make a statement all over again with Pin Packs, a wearable way to celebrate birthdays, a job well done, or your favorite grouch.
New
New
WEARABLE COMMENTARY FOR THAT GREAT ACHIEVEMENT
NEW No. 9781601067272 Birthday £5.95 each
NEW No. 9781601067289 Congratulations £5.95 each
New
Sport your excitement— or apathy— on your sleeve, shirt, or backpack! WEARABLE COMMENTARY FOR THE CURMUDGEONLY MIND-SET
NEW No. 9781601067265 Misanthrope’s £5.95 each
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dimensions
specs
5.5 x 5.25 inches
6 pinback buttons; cardstock envelope with pull tab; diecuts to hold pins in place
Inner pack
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Not-Your-Average INDEX CARDS We’ve given that ol’ studying standby, the index card, a makeover. In addition to peppy colors, we’ve added a thick rubber band to keep the stack together. Prep for finals, outline that novel you keep meaning to write, or record a cherished recipe in style.
No. 9781601066527 Tabbed £4.95 each
Not everyone takes notes on a phone, tablet, or computer
Handy rubber band!
No. 9781601066534 Indexed £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 x 5 inches
60 cards (3 different colors); notch with rubber band
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
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MAGNETIC MINI NOTES It’s a magnet that acts like a sticky that’s really a whiteboard, and it’s coming to a magnetic surface near you. Borrowing from some of our most popular sticky notes, these dry-erase magnets are destined to make your home life more functional, colorful, and droll all at once. You’re welcome.
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No. 9781601065681 WTF £4.95 each
No. 9781601065698 XOXO £4.95 each
No. 9781601065704 Nag Note £4.95 each
No. 9781601065711 Just Sayin’ £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Dry-erase board: 3.75 x 4.25 inches; Dry-erase pen: 3 inches
Laminated whiteboard on vinyl magnet; dry-erase pen with eraser top, plastic clip
Blister pack; peggable
Inner pack
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ROTATING STAMPS We put the right message right where you need it: on a convenient rotating stamp! With twelve eminently inkable phrases (plus ink pad), these witty gadgets do the talking, back-talking, and sweet-talking for you.
Red ink pad inside!
No. 9781601065469 Love Stamp £8.95 each
No. 9781601065629 FYI Stamp £8.95 each
No. 9781601065636 Office Jargon Stamp £8.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Stamp: 2.5 x 3 x 1 inches; Ink pad: 2.5 x 2 x 0.5 inches; Box: 3.75 x 8 x 1.25 inches
Rotating rubber stamp with plastic handle; red or black ink pad
Box with clear acetate window; peggable
Inner pack
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File Folders The ultimate mix of fun and functionality, Knock Knock File Folders are quintessential staples for home or office that are known to speak for themselves—and everyone else.
No. 9781601064493 Days of the Week £5.95 each
No. 9781601064509 Honest Acronyms £5.95 each
No. 9781601062574 Do, Ponder, File £5.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601062659
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
11.75 x 9.5 inches
Days of the Week and Honest Acronyms: 6 file folders, 1 of each style Do, Ponder, File: 6 file folders, 2 of each style
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
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boxes With storage boxes as sturdy and attractive as these, there’s no need to actually be organized. Just gather up those doodads, documents, and whatnots, then let the miracle of four sides and a lid do the rest. You’ll be sane and your stuff will be safe from prying eyes. After all, even your crappiest crap deserves a tidy home.
No. 9781601065193 More Crap Box £6.95 each
No. 9781601065209 Crap Box £5.95 each
No. 9781601065216 Miscellany Box £6.95 each
No. 9781601065223 Stuff Box £5.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Large: 9.25 x 4.75 x 11.75 inches Small: 5.75 x 5.75 x 8.5 inches
Sturdy corrugate
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
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Very Important Pens No mere writing utensils, Very Important Pens are handsome, high-quality communication tools that wittily express your state of mind without uttering a word. Pithy and polished, with a pleasantly substantial “feel,” these pens put the power of expression in your hands.
G M O
No. 9781601065162 OMG Pen £9.95 each
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No. 9781601065179 Genius Pen £9.95 each
No. 9781601064165 WTF Pen £9.95 each
Make humdrum tasks less soul-crushing
No. 9781601064172 Get Crap Done Pen £9.95 each
No. 9781601064189 Procrastination Pen £9.95 each
POP DISPLAY dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pen: 5.25 × 0.25 inches Box: 1.75 × 6.5 × 0.5 inches
Black 0.6 mm refillable gel pen
Tuck-top cardstock box with acetate window; peggable
Inner Pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601064974
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Task Clips You may be drowning in papers, but at least you’ll do it in civilized style with our Task Clips. These smart, eye-catching clips feature a sophisticated color palette and snappy directives to make filing a (near) delight.
Two handy clip sizes!
No. 9781601063519 Importance £6.95 each
No. 9781601063526 Utility £6.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Inner Pack
8 large clips: 1.25 × 2.25 × 0.5 inches; 6 small clips: 0.75 × 1.5 × 0.25 inches; Box: 6 × 4 × 1 inches
8 large clips, 6 small clips
Paper-over-board box with diecut window lid and acetate window; shrinkwrapped
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WTF Self-inking stamp The urge to leave one’s mark on the world is universal, and Knock Knock’s WTF Self-Inking Stamp helps fulfill this desire over and over again—in bold capital letters. This amusing, addictive inker will customize any surface—and make you feel like the powerful (and profane) bureaucrat you’ve always wanted to be.
Ker-chunky satisfaction guaranteed
No. 9781601061164 WTF £6.95 each
WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm.
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Packaging: 3.25 × 3.5 × 1.75 inches Imprint area: 2.25 × 1 inches
Plastic self-inking stamp
Tuck-top box
Inner Pack
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Personal Library Product Kit Our bestselling Personal Library Kit reintroduces old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention. The kit’s self-adhesive pockets, checkout cards, date stamper, and keepsake box have bibliophiles everywhere channeling their inner librarian. Plus, when the stacks are empty, you can reload your Personal Library Kit with a handy refill pack!
Great for kids’ libraries, too!
No. 9781601060723 Personal Library Kit £11.95 each
No. 9781601061430 Personal Library Kit Refill £3.95 each
dimensions: 3 × 5 × 3⁄4 inches specs: 15 self-adhesive pockets
and checkout cards; cello bag Inner Pack: 8
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 7.5 × 1.25 inches
20 self-adhesive pockets and checkout cards; date stamp and inkpad; pencil; paper-over-board box with acetate lid
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
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Silly Word Flashcards
Create an Instant Smarty-Pants! Children love to learn and say crazy-sounding words—not to mention impress grownups with them—so we created Silly Word Flashcards, featuring some of the zaniest multisyllabic terms in the dictionary. With fun definitions, childfriendly phonetic pronunciations, and playful illustrations, these cards introduce little ones to the joys of loquacity.
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No. 9781601066473 Silly Word Flashcards £7.95 each
Kooky words for cool kids!
dimensions
3.75 × 5.5 inches
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specs
Packaging
25 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Paper-over-board box with hinged lid; shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
Ages
4
6+
In the Backseat
A Hit with Kiddos Hitting the Road! Road trips can be fun, but for pint-sized passengers, all those hours in the car can be so booooooring. Keep the kids occupied with this rip-roaring activity book, which doesn’t require batteries or chargers. Packed with riddles, jokes, and a DIY barf bag for upholstery protection.
Hours of entertainment for passengers and drivers alike.
No. 9781601066558 In the Backseat £10.95 each
Amusing illustrations liven up any voyage.
Reduce “Are we there yet?” by at least 47.3%
dimensions
specs
9.75 x 12.5 inches
Hardcover; 32 pages; 30+ illustrations
Inner pack
Ages
3
6+
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Dear Mom / Dear Dad
A Hoot for Kids—a High Five for Parents! Let kids prove their love with these activity booklets designed to delight (and tease) the folks. Full of funny, colorful illustrations and activities (chart Dad’s moods on a graph! Make a button for Mum to wear!), each book makes a fetching keepsake for kids to give to the loving despots in their lives.
Provides positive reinforcement for parental good behavior!
No. 9781601066015 Dear Mom £5.95 each
Includes kid-friendly projects that Mum will love, too.
Make Mum cry—with laughter
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dimensions
specs
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Paperback; 48 pages; full-color throughout
Inner pack
Ages
4
4+
Creative activities give both parents and kids a kick.
No. 9781601066022 Dear Dad ÂŁ5.95 each
Offer Dad some much-needed kudos!
A sure hit for Father’s Day
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Hide & Eek!
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark—It Hides Secret Surprises! From our creative kindred souls at Hat-trick Design, this fantastically interactive picture book features images hidden ingeniously inside its illustrations—literally. To reveal the surprise on each spread, turn out the lights or snuggle under the covers, then fire up your torch. Who knows what you’ll find?
Best use of torches since shadow puppets!
No. 9781601065285 Hide & Eek! £13.95 each
. . . are not quite what they appear!
Watch out: this book’s simple little scenes . . .
How it works:
Switch off the light.
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Turn on your torch.
Open the book.
Shine your torch behind the page to reveal the hidden picture.
dimensions
specs
11 x 7.75 inches
Hardcover, 48 pages; double Wire-O binding; full-color throughout; 20 illustrations
Inner Pack
Ages
3
4+
The Pixel Coloring Book
Unleash the Creative Whiz Kid! When kids color in the boxes of this state-of-the-art activity book, fanciful images zoom into focus: a dancing hamburger, a pizza-eating pigeon, a roller-skating peacock, and other most excellent surprises. With dozens of creative prompts, this fun book turns regular kids into 8-bit coloring wunderkinds—and keeps them enthralled for hours.
Just fill in the blocks for instant art!
No. 9781601064905 Pixel Coloring Book ÂŁ4.95 each
Witty text tells a little story!
dimensions
specs
6 x 8.75 inches
Paperback, 80 pages; lay-flat binding; 38 illustrations
Inner Pack
Ages
4
6+
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PLAYTIME PADS NEW! Product
Playtime Pads Are Perfect for Creative Kids! Get those munchkins off computers, video games, and phones and onto good old-fashioned paper. More fun than TV, I’m an Artist! encourages children to explore and express their imagination and creativity in one portable place. More active than any gadget, Scavenger Hunt keeps young’uns busy as they search for “treasure” around the house (or hotel room, backyard, etc.). Best of all, these pads are also entertaining for parents!
BY BACK ULAR POP AND M DE
No. 9781601063700 I’m an Artist! £5.95 each
No. 9781601063717 Scavenger Hunt £5.95 each
A kid-friendly twist on a classic format!
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
40 sheets; cotton ribbon hanger; adhesive binding; 60 stickers (12 each of 5 designs)
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
Ages
6
4+
kraft journals Our Kraft Journals are the perfect blank canvas for your brilliant (or not so brilliant) thoughts. Tactile and minimally adorned, featuring lay-flat binding, rounded corners, and lined pages, each journal contains a single declarative statement on the cover. After all, what more do you need than a good one-liner to inspire your own sparkling wit and original conclusions?
No. 9781601061195 OMFG £4.95 each
No. 9781601061201 Ideas £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
7.25 × 9.5 inches
Paperback, 152 lined pages; kraft cover, lay-flat binding
No. 9781601061218 Not Here £4.95 each
Inner Pack
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One Word a Day Journal You’ve heard of micro-blogging—now try micro-journaling! Just pick one word to describe your day. One word! And if even that seems too much, we’ve included a clever synonym list to spark your imagination. Sumptuously clothbound, with a ribbon marker, this extra-chunky objet d’art is the perfect gift for anyone who’s ever dreamed of keeping a diary but been too gosh-darned busy to do so.
No. 9781601063656 One Word a Day £9.95 each
dimensions
specs
4.75 × 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 384 pages; cloth cover; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
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wine journal With the Wine Journal by your side, you’ll never drink alone. Both a vino-appreciation primer and record of your exploits, this handsome volume will teach you everything you need to know to pose as a wine aficionado, including food pairings, vocabulary, and fascinating trivia. Now go drink.
Distinguish your Syrahs from your Sauvignons.
NAME:
THIS WINE WILL PAIR WELL WITH:
VINTAGE (aka year):
GRAPE VARIETY/BLEND: PRICE:
ALCOHOL Cork
Fake cork
:
Screw top
OVERALL RATING:
Fish
Chicken
Meat
A cheese plate
Dessert
Brussels sprouts PURE VINEGAR
Box
PURE DELIGHT
$$$$
I DRANK THIS:
SWEET SPOT MATRIX Considering price and taste, indicate wine’s position on the graph
When:
Where:
With:
Because:
• •
Jet fuel
1869 Château Lafite
Swill
No. 9781601065841 Wine Journal £10.95 each
Nectar
COLOR: Greenish • Yellowish • Golden • Pinkish • Light red • Medium red • Dark red • Nearly midnight •
AROMA First impression:
¢
Short legs Long legs
Second thoughts:
DRINK IT AGAIN? Not even if you paid me.
Maybe, if very drunk.
Sure, why not?
Yes, please.
And again, and again.
If only I could afford it!
N OT E S :
SWEETNESS Bone dry
Two-buck Chuck
Dry
Not so dry
Sweet
Like candy
ACIDITY Tart
Crisp
Fresh
Soft
Flabby
FLAVOR INTENSITY DOA
Subtle
Bold
Ferocious
BODY Watery
Silk y
Velvety
Syrupy
FINISH
The next best way to enjoy wine besides swallowing it
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Flash in the pan
Pleasantly lingering
Won’t go away
Record your impressions like a pro.
dimensions
specs
5.5 x 8 inches
Paperback with foil stamping; 128 pages; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
dream journal Perplexed by inappropriate, recurring, or just-plain confusing dreams? Make friends with your subconscious—and its head-scratching contents! Cheaper and considerably less nosy than a shrink, this bedside analyst offers an easy format for recording your psyche’s odd nocturnal missions and interpreting their significance. Because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar—but not usually.
Explore your subconscious without paying for actual therapy
No. 9781601065230 Dream Journal £10.95 each
Prompts and checkboxes take the work out of dream analysis.
dimensions
specs
6.25 x 9 inches
Paperback with silver foil stamping, 128 pages; 2-color interior; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
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Guest Books Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite candid expression with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Remember the good times, wherever they happened: on the sofa, in the office, atop the throne, or in the sack. Because even though the fun must end, the memories should linger.
Black satin— meow!
New
No. 9781601066763 NEW My Bed £11.95 each
Flocked for a velvety feel!
Easier—and more fun—than notching bedposts.
No. 9781601066275 Couch £11.95 each
Treasure your couch’s sitters and surfers.
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dimensions
specs
8.5 x 5.5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
No. 9781601065612 Cubicle £11.95 each
Make your cubicle significantly less square.
No. 9781601064516 Dinner Party £11.95 each
Guests can record your fête from soup to nuts.
No. 9781601064523 Bathroom £11.95 each
Once completed, book becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake!
Over 70,000 Bathroom Guest Books have brought chuckles to the powder room! 47
Fuck It List / Chuck It List You’ll never run for prime minister or learn Hungarian. With this liberating journal, you can now admit it and move on. Filled with humorous prompts and facts on things you’ll never try (base-jumping, eating fugu, etc.), the Fuck It List absolves you of tiring ambition and bucket-list pressure. The Chuck It List offers the same sardonic surrender, curse-free!
Experience the liberation of saying “fuck it.”
FUCK THAT
No. 9781601065827 Fuck It List £10.95 each
Includes amazing facts on activities you’ll never, ever do!
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dimensions
specs
6 x 8.25 inches
Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
Make a list of stuff not to do—you’ll feel better!
CHUCK THAT
No. 9781601065834 Chuck It List £10.95 each
Helps you tell the bucket to suck it!
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Inner-Truth Journals Honesty may not really be the best policy, but it’s definitely a bestselling one. Inner-Truth Journals are a hit with skeptics, neurotics, and overthinkers everywhere. Our newest title comes with a healthy dose of self-confidence for anyone who needs a boost. With spirited prompts and candid quotes from history’s greatest wits, Inner-Truth Journals will inspire you to tell it like it is.
New
NEW No. 9781601067081 I’m Kind of Awesome £11.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601063243
No. 9781601066237 I Gotta Be Me £11.95 each
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More than 822,322 copies sold in the series!
No. 9781601065247 I’m Doing My Best £11.95 each
No. 9781601064097 It’s Gonna Be Okay £11.95 each
No. 9781601060747 My Dysfunctions £11.95 each
No. 9781601060754 In My Humble Opinion £11.95 each
No. 9781601061065 I Can’t Sleep £11.95 each
No. 9781601065810 I Need to Unplug £11.95 each
dimensions
specs
7 × 9.5 inches
Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
3
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Mini Inner-Truth Journals These pocket-sized gems have all the wisdom and caustic humor of their full-sized forerunners—plus the benefit of fetching portability. With six curmudgeonly, relatable angles to choose from, you can take your cynicism with you wherever you go.
5.75"
New
NEW No. 9781601066848 Mini I’m Doing My Best Journal £6.95 each
No. 9781601066138 Mini It’s Gonna Be Okay Journal £6.95 each
No. 9781601064486 Mini Pet Peeves Journal £6.95 each
No. 9781601063410 Mini Dysfunctions Journal £6.95 each
No. 9781601063427 Mini Humble Opinion Journal £6.95 each
No. 9781601063434 Mini Can’t Sleep Journal £6.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601066589
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dimensions
specs
4 × 5.75 inches
Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
4
the anti-social network journal Got the TMI (Too Much Internet) blues? The Anti-Social Network Journal is inspired by everyone’s love-hate relationship with oversharing. Full of satiric prompts that poke fun at the digital age, its ample blank space offers users a return to the days of unplugged peace and personal privacy.
Answers the question, “If I didn’t post it online, did it actually happen?”
No. 9781601066343 The Anti-Social Network Journal £9.95 each
For technophobes and technophiles alike!
dimensions
specs
5 x 8.25 inches
Paperback; 144 pages; lay-flat binding
Share your deep thoughts—with yourself.
Inner pack
3
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the pregnancy book for men Hooray, this prenatal book for guys doesn’t assume he’s a meathead. Urbane and funny, with sound info and stylish illustration, The Pregnancy Book for Men is realistic but not terrifying (“Week 28: If you once believed that pretty girls poop glass marbles and never fart or burp, you’ve probably learned a lot by now.”). With an easy-to-digest, week-byweek format, this guide will be his go-to for all forty weeks.
The road map to fatherhood he didn’t know he needed!
No. 9781601066541 Pregnancy Book for Men £9.95 each
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Just because she’s pregnant doesn’t mean he’s not freaking out.
What to expect when she’s expecting? This book reveals all!
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dimensions
specs
5.75 x 7.25 inches
Paperback; 144 pages; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
cheerful in 100 days Breaking negative mental habits can be tricky. Instead, override them with new, more whimsical ones. Based on the notion that cheerful madness is preferable to miserable sanity, this book features colorful illustrations and fanciful mood-boosting experiments such as “Send a gift to a stranger,” “Swim underwater with your eyes open,” and “Answer every question with: Yes, I know!”
Bold, graphic illustrations practically guarantee a good mood.
No. 9781601066039 Cheerful in 100 Days £9.95 each
Cheerfulness: it’s the new black!
Packed with playful activities aplenty!
dimensions
specs
4.75 x 6.5 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 100+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
3
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100 Reasons to Panic You’re a reasonable, neurotic human being—and goodness, there sure are a lot of things to freak out about: marriage, babies, getting old, cat ladyhood, singledom. Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this highly giftable series offers an unflinching, hilarious take on the stuff that makes us sweat—plus commonsense reassurance that everything’s going to work out fine. Probably.
New NEW No. 9781601066817 Single Panic £5.95 each
No. 9781601066268 Cat Lady Panic £5.95 each
Party of one? No need to fret.
For anyone who’s ever owned (or been owned by) a cat.
Got your own reasons to panic? See pages 8–9 for companion journals. POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601066589
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dimensions
specs
3.75 x 5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; 29+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
4
No. 9781601065773 Old Panic £5.95 each
The perfect birthday present for anyone over 22!
No. 9781601064875 Baby Panic £5.95 each
Offers a one-two punch of plain truths and belly laughs.
No. 9781601064882 Married Panic £5.95 each
An ideal gift for the witty, intelligent bride-to-be!
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Lines for all Occasions Lines for All Occasions has been putting words in mouths for many successful and highly quotable volumes, including our latest, Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk. With compelling compliments, slanderous slams, and romantic repartee, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.
New NEW No. 9781601066688 Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk ÂŁ5.95 each
Sling the lingo of love with the best of them.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601061997
Master the art of wooing, winning, and keeping the objects of your desire.
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No. 9781601060587 Insults & Comebacks £5.95 each
No. 9781601060594 Pickups & Come-Ons £5.95 each
No. 9781601065254 Put-Downs & Zingers £5.95 each
No. 9781601065858 Flattery & Faint Praise £5.95 each
dimensions
specs
3.5 × 5.75 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; cloth cover with gold foil stamping
No. 9781601060570 Excuses & Lies £5.95 each
No. 9781601066459 Guilt Trips & Mind Games £5.95 each
Inner Pack
4
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How To Have a Very Bad Dog Ever been to the dog park and wondered, “How do those people have such very bad dogs?” Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal. Packed with advice and exercises for both you and Rover, this book teaches the newest techniques for cultivating a dog who growls at guests, hogs the sofa, and freaks out when you go to work.
Coddle your dog’s worst habits and insecurities.
No. 9781601065766 Very Bad Dog £7.95 each
Encourage unpredictable behavior through inconsistency.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601063212
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dimensions
specs
4.5 x 6.5 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner pack
4
How To Traumatize Your Children Good parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children explains how to give your precious offspring character-building damage to last a lifetime. Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way.
Choose a personal trauma style—narcissistic, indulgent, and more.
No. 9781601063090 Traumatize Your Children £7.95 each
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting.
POP DISPLAY dimensions
specs
4.5 × 6.5 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner Pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601063212
4
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coolness graphed The world changes quickly, and even the ßberest of hipsters may find themselves wondering if something is cool or not. Based on the popular blog of the same name, this hand-drawn collection illustrates the relative coolness of a range of hot-button topics, from throw pillows to winning the lottery to finding a pickle. So, that’s extremely cool.
Simple charts make it easy to ascertain coolness at a glance
No. 9781601065278 Coolness Graphed ÂŁ8.95 each
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dimensions
specs
6 x 4 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; lay-flat binding; 50 hand-drawn graphs
Inner pack
4
Inconsequential Dilemmas Can I eat food off the floor? Should I hug this person? Such ho-hum conundrums may seem minor, but they demand our attention on an hourly basis, and can be knottier than computer code to contemplate. With 45 helpful charts covering remarkably irrelevant questions, this practical guide helps you make the right stupid decision the first time—every time.
No. 9781601064868 Inconsequential Dilemmas ÂŁ9.95 each
Make trivial decisions with pseudoscientific aplomb!
POP DISPLAY dimensions
specs
7 x 7 inches
Paperback with flaps and gatefold, 29+ illustrations; lay-flat binding, 96 pages
INNER pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601063212
3
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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their need for self-diagnosis with medical information aimed at the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. More than 300 debilitating diseases, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest neurotic’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?
More than 84,771 copies sold!
No. 9781601060358 Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You £14.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601063243
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dimensions
specs
8 × 10 inches
Hardcover, 192 pages; full-color throughout; 45 illustrations
Inner Pack
3
sticky notes Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them.
New
New
NEW No. 9781601066701 You’re Cute £2.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066718 Hey Baby £2.95 each
New
New
NEW No. 9781601066732 ASAP £2.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066756 FYI £2.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601066749 Awesome £2.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 × 3 inches
100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
8
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Sticky Notes
No. 9781601066107 Blah, Blah, Blah £2.95 each
No. 9781601066114 Never Again £2.95 each
No. 9781601066121 P.S. £2.95 each
No. 9781601065605 Mine! £2.95 each
No. 9781601065452 You + Me £2.95 each
No. 9781601065445 Be Mine £2.95 each
No. 9781601065056 High Five £2.95 each
No. 9781601064707 XOXO £2.95 each
No. 9781601065063 BTW £2.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601063205
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 × 3 inches
100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
8
No. 9781601063441 OMG £2.95 each
No. 9781601065599 TMI £2.95 each
No. 9781601062437 Nag Note £2.95 each
No. 9781601063465 Mental Note £2.95 each
No. 9781601061720 Note to Self £2.95 each
No. 9781601064301 Seriously? £2.95 each
No. 9781601064691 Whatever £2.95 each
No. 9781601065728 Thumbs Up £2.95 each
No. 9781601063458 Stupid Question £2.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601062031
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sticky notes
No. 9781601065735 Thumbs Down £2.95 each
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No. 9781601065742 I’m Okay £2.95 each
No. 9781601065759 Screw It £2.95 each
No. 9781601065070 Hand-Lettered Crap £2.95 each
No. 9781601065087 Hand-Lettered Thank You £2.95 each
No. 9781601064011 Hand-Lettered Blah, Blah, Blah £2.95 each
No. 9781601064028 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk £2.95 each
No. 9781601064035 Hand-Lettered Please £2.95 each
No. 9781601064042 Hand-Lettered Deal With This £2.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 × 3 inches
100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
8
Jumbo Sticky Notes Of course size matters—especially when it comes to sticky notes. These supersized adhesive honeys provide that extra bit of space you crave, whether it’s to make a list or pen a love letter to yourself. You could use fewer words, but why?
I’M
STICKY!
No. 9781601065100 Crap to Do £5.95 each
No. 9781601065094 Note to Self £5.95 each
Speak softly— and carry a big sticky note!
No. 9781601064219 Your Attention Please £5.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 6 inches
60 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack) Based on our bestselling sticky note titles, these super-versatile mini 2-packs are the perfect size for memo-ettes, notes to self, page-flagging, and brief communiqués of all kinds. Because sometimes a little irreverence goes a long way.
Actual size!
No. 9781601065131 Seriously? £2.95 each
No. 9781601065148 Complaint £2.95 each
No. 9781601064738 OMG £2.95 each
No. 9781601064745 Duh £2.95 each
No. 9781601064943 Crap £2.95 each
No. 9781601064950 Nag Note £2.95 each
Honey, we shrank the stickies!
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601064974
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pads: 2 x 2 inches Packaging: 2 x 4 inches
2 pads, 50 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped; peggable
Inner pack
8
Mini Sticky Sets Petite and portable, our Mini Sticky Sets satisfy the basic human craving for convenience—and for little stickies in little boxes. Perfectly sized for maximum utility, these cardboard trays hold five modern, colorful sticky pads of varying size and content.
Tray for tidy storage!
No. 9781601062987 Someday £5.95 each
No. 9781601062994 Self-Important £5.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 4 × 1 inches
Corrugated tray; 5 sticky pads, 100 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
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sticky note packets The demand for stickies knows no end, so we’ve created the ultimate mobile sets. Tucked inside these folios you’ll find a generous selection of stickies to keep you on the path of productive righteousness. According to our math, if one sticky pad is great, six pads are 8.42 times better.
No. 9781601065117 To Accomplish £8.95 each
No. 9781601065124 Time Critical £8.95 each
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No. 9781601064714 Days of the Week £8.95 each
No. 9781601064721 Honest Acronyms £8.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pads: 2.75 x 2.75 inches Packet: 8.25 x 5.5 inches
6 pads, 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
4
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fortune stickies Like movies and popcorn or vodka and tonic, sticky notes and fortunes are a classic combo that was just waiting to be discovered. These appealing little packets contain pith and whimsy for both work and personal applications, turning everyday memos into events of prophetic import!
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No. 9781601065360 Love £5.95 each
No. 9781601065377 Work £5.95 each
Share the gift of good fortune—and make it stick.
Offer timeless wisdom with your nag notes.
dimensions
specs
Packaging
2.5 x 1.75 inches
4 pads (with repeating phrases), 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Self-sealing polybag
Inner pack
6
nifty notes Knock Knock’s communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities, to pass judgment and spit wit on paper. Our new titles bring the sugar, the spice, and most importantly, the salt!
New
New
NEW No. 9781601066695 I Heart You £3.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066855 Sexy Citation £3.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601066862 You Suck £3.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 5.25 inches
50 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Nifty Notes
No. 9781601066213 Awesome Citation £3.95 each
No. 9781601065520 Mom Note £3.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601062017
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No. 9781601066220 My Bad £3.95 each
No. 9781601065438 Sweet Talk £3.95 each
No. 9781601065582 Hot Mess Citation £3.95 each
No. 9781601065049 Office Citation £3.95 each
No. 9781601065032 Told You So £3.95 each
No. 9781601061454 Apology £3.95 each
No. 9781601063380 WTF £3.95 each
No. 9781601063045 Passive-Aggressive £3.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 5.25 inches
50 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Knock Knock Pads In 2003, Knock Knock blazed the trail of notepad ingenuity, organizing lives, tickling funny bones, spawning imitators, and so much more. Our latest additions make daily goals and pie-in-the-sky dreams a little more attainable— and a lot more amusing.
New
New
NEW No. 9781601066824 WTF Am I Doing? £5.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066831 Daily Intention Tracker £5.95 each
Take list-making to new, self-improving (and self-deprecating) heights!
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
No. 9781601065001 Get Some Sleep £5.95 each
No. 9781601061591 Things . . . House (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601061645 Make a Decision £5.95 each
No. 9781601061539 What to Eat (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601062758 Crap £5.95 each
No. 9781601061560 Pack This! £5.95 each
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knock knock pads
No. 9781601066183 Why I’m In a . . . Bad Mood £5.95 each
No. 978160166190 Random Notes £5.95 each
No. 9781601066206 Get Your Shit Together £5.95 each
No. 9781601065568 What I Ate £5.95 each
No. 9781601065575 Things Mom Needs £5.95 each
No. 9781601064998 This Week £5.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601062024
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
No. 9781601061522 To Do (Blue) £5.95 each
No. 9781601063571 To Do (Red) £5.95 each
No. 9781601064066 No. 9781601065025 Hand-Lettered What to Eat (with magnet) £5.95 each Hand-Lettered To Do £5.95 each
No. 9781601065018 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision £5.95 each
No. 9781601064080 Hand-Lettered Note to Self £5.95 each
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perforated pads Your brain is divided in half, as is your life. Why fight it? With these uniquely dualistic to-do lists, you can attend to different sides of your existence—all the while keeping them nice and separate. Multitasking was never so easy.
New
NEW No. 9781601066879 Now / Later £5.95 each
ACTUALLY PERFORATED!
New
NEW No. 9781601066886 Wants / Needs £5.95 each
They’re bright. They’re peppy. They’re perforated (right down the middle)!
No. 9781601065667 To Do / To Buy £5.95 each
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No. 9781601065674 At Home / At Work £5.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 x 9 inches
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
horizontal pads Look who’s had work done. Some of our all-time bestselling Classic Pads have a horizontal orientation and hand-lettered look, resulting in a greatly increased freshness quotient while retaining all the functionality of the originals. Get it down and get it done—whether you’re making spaghetti or trekking the Serengeti.
No. 9781601065483 Horizontal Fresh Out Of (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065490 Horizontal What to Eat (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065506 Horizontal All Out Of (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065513 Horizontal What to Pack (with magnet) £5.95 each
POP DISPLAY dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.5 x 4.5 inches, horizontal orientation
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601066077
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3-Way Pads Triple the functionality, triple the humor, triple the fun: our 3-Way Pads are a trifecta of goodness. Three tiers ensure you’ll never be caught without a way to categorize your tasks, while a protective acetate cover ensures your notes will stay nice and tidy. Who says three’s a crowd?
Truly a triple threat!
No. 9781601066305 Seriously. £3.95 each
No. 9781601066312 Nonsense £3.95 each
Waterfall tabs!
No. 9781601066329 Someday £5.95 each
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No. 9781601066336 Utter Crap £5.95 each
dimensions
specs
Small: 3.25 x 5.5 inches Large: 3.5 x 8 inches
Acetate cover; 60 pages; 3 tiers; 20 pages per tier; binding tape
Inner pack
Small: 8 Large: 6
JOT PADS Scribblers, take note. These handy-dandy scratch pads are designed for hit-and-run lists, scrawls, and doodles— whether you’re in the kitchen, office, car, or bedroom. When you need to get it down right away, the Jot Pad is your Johnny-on-the-spot.
No. 9781601064783 Kitchen Jots £4.95 each
No. 9781601064790 Desk Jots £4.95 each
POP DISPLAY No. 9781601064806 Car Jots £4.95 each
No. 9781601064813 Bedside Jots £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3.5 x 5.5 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601061997
INNER pack
6
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LINED PADS Inspired by the classic legal pad, our Lined Pads are the Casual Friday of notepads: playful and professional, and perfect for home, office, or just about anyplace. Whether you’re prepping for a meeting or jotting a grocery list, there’s plenty of room for your creative marginalia and top-secret, uncensored commentary.
No. 9781601065384 Whatever Lined Pad £4.95 each
No. 9781601065391 Seriously Lined Pad £4.95 each
No. 9781601065414 WTF Lined Pad £3.95 each
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No. 9781601065407 Blah Blah Blah Lined Pad £3.95 each
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specs
Packaging
Large: 8.5 x 11 inches Small: 5 x 8 inches
Large: 50 perforated sheets Small: 60 perforated sheets; paper binding on both
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
Large: 6 Small: 8
Paper Mousepads Product With sixty pages for notations, located in the most convenient spot—right under your hand—our Paper Mousepads help you streamline your desk space and better utilize time spent at your computer. Your thoughts will never escape you again!
No. 9781601063991 Hand-Lettered 5 Days a Week £6.95 each
No. 9781601064004 Hand-Lettered Information Central £6.95 each
No. 9781601062543 5 Days a Week £6.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.5 × 8 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding on top and left sides
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
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Desktop Pads Knock Knock’s gratifyingly plump Desktop Pads are brought to you by the word “blah”; the letters W, T, and F; and the eternal question “Seriously?” Offering a contemporary twist on the classic computer-adjacent tablet, these chunky little champs combine modern-day wit and functional elegance so you can repeatedly express your apathy and befuddlement while retaining your composure.
No. 9781601066091 Seriously? Desktop Pad £6.95 each
More blasé than personalized letterhead!
No. 9781601065155 Blah Blah Desktop Pad £6.95 each
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No. 9781601063861 WTF Desktop Pad £6.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4.5 × 5.5 inches
150 sheets; paper tape binding with two metal posts
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads Our Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads keep more than just your place—they keep your notations, comments, and thoughts handy, too. With twenty-five tear-off placeholders, each cardstock pad does double duty for diligent students and book lovers alike.
For books as witty as these bookmarks, see pages 54–64
No. 9781601063144 You Are Here £3.95 each
No. 9781601063168 Reading This £3.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
1.75 × 6.75 inches
25 bookmarks
Resealable clear bag; peggable
Inner Pack
6
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pocket notes These tasteful notepads are as stylish as they are functional, and make everyday to-dos feel special. With fancy gold stamping, a rich color palette, and playful checkbox prompts, these witty charmers ensure you’ll remember every last thing on your list.
STOCK UP
Stocked up
No. 9781601064103 Stuff to Do £4.95 each
No. 9781601064110 Stock Up £4.95 each
NOTE TO SELF Re:
Date:
Urgent
Relay
Burn
Do
File
Laminate
Received by self
No. 9781601064127 Great Ideas £4.95 each
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No. 9781601064134 Note to Self £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
3.25 × 5 inches
50 perforated sheets; matchbook-style textured cardstock cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
6
wine Gift tags A gift of the grape is always appreciated, but when you accessorize it with one of these fancy (and remarkably clever) tags, your bottle will practically become a party in itself. Dressy and droll, with a crisp structure and a strong finish, they’re far more festive than standard-issue greeting cards—and work equally well with champers or screw caps.
And you thought free booze couldn’t get any better!
No. 9781601064530 Make a Toast £5.95 each
No. 9781601064554 Mood Enhancer £5.95 each
WINE GIFT TAGS
d Just Ad the Bottle!
No. 9781601064547 Drink This Wine £5.95 each 8 WITTY TAGS IN 4 SPLENDID STYLES
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Tags: 3 x 8 inches Box: 3.25 x 11.25 x 0.5 inches
8 tags, 2 each of 4 styles, with circular diecut and pre-folded score
Diecut tuckbox
INNER pack
4
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Vouchers Product Knock Knock Vouchers and Love Tokens are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favor of real affection and utility. Offering a range of favors from road trips to the last word, they allow givers to express love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. Their sibling, 100 Kisses, delivers instant gratification in an elegant, retro package—and features three ultraspecial, randomly placed golden tickets to sweeten the deal.
New
NEW No. 9781601067098 For Mom £5.95 each
New
NEW No. 9781601067104 For Dad £5.95 each
No. 9781601060204 Lovers £5.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601067401
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dimensions
specs
8 × 3.25 inches
20 perforated coupons; bound, with metallic foil stamping on cover
Inner Pack
6
No. 9781601065551 Love Tokens £3.95 each
dimensions
specs
5 x 2.25 inches
15 perforated coupons; bound with embossed cover
Inner Pack
6
Put forth minimum effort for maximum love!
No. 9781601062826 100 Kisses £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
2.25 × 5.5 inches
100 perforated tickets, 3 with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
6
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Voucher Book for Women What’s the easiest way to get what you want from a significant other, friend, or annoying relative? Don’t be vague or obtuse—just be clear! This cheeky coupon book gets specific with requests (like takeout for dinner) and also offers thank-yous for the little kindnesses that comprise a relationship (like sleeping in). Not just full of IOU’s, the collection includes you-owe-me’s, too, making it a gift that keeps on giving (and taking).
No. 9781601066299 Voucher Book for Women £10.95 each
Front
Front
Back
Back
Guaranteed to help you get what you want
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dimensions
specs
8.5 x 6.25 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 148 vouchers, 2 perforated vouchers per page; matte laminated cover with spot varnish and metallic ink; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
TAGS Show your closet you care with Apparel Tags, a clothes horse’s best friend. Each tag lets you keep track of dry cleaning and maintenance, favorite clothing combinations, and how often items get worn. Foodie Gift Tags lend a sweet finish to treats from your kitchen—as if your fruit crumble could get any more crumbelievable.
No. 9781601065537 Apparel £3.95 each
Your wardrobe will thank you
No. 9781601065544 Foodie £3.95 each
Just add food!
dimensions
specs
2.25 x 5 inches
20 perforated tags; cardstock cover; paper tape binding; hole punched
Inner pack
6
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COMPACTS Like the BFF who kindly informs you that your lipstick’s smudged or you have spinach in your teeth, our compacts are an indispensable addition to makeup bags everywhere. One side has a regular mirror and the other is magnified, because sometimes you need to look at things closely—and sometimes you probably shouldn’t.
No. 9781601066145 Face It £6.95 each
No. 9781601066152 Caution £6.95 each
No. 9781601066169 WTF £6.95 each
No. 9781601066176 Hello £6.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 110. NO. 9781601066572
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dimensions
specs
2.75 x 2.75 inches
Acrylic case with two mirrors; one regular, one 2x magnified
Inner pack
4
Product WRIST NOTES NEW! We’ve taken the to-do list horizontal and hand-lettered, and now we’ve brought it to a place it’s never been: your wrist. Write, wrap, and ta-da—you’ll never forget the milk again. Who needs a string around the finger when these paper bracelets are so much cooler?
WRIST NOTES THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
WRIST NOTES
Step 1: Write here.
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Step 2: Insert small circle into larger slit.
Step 3: Place on wrist.
Step 4: Pull band through.
Step 5: Wrap small slit around band.
No. 9781601066503 Check It Off £4.95 each
No. 9781601066510 Friendly Reminder £4.95 each Step 6: You’ll never again forget to remember!
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Packaging: 3.75 x 12.25 inches; Bracelet: 11 x 0.5 inches
25 bracelets (5 designs); diecuts to hold bracelet in place
Heat-sealed polybag; backer card with keyhole punch
Inner pack
6
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NEW! Product DREAM MASKs Star in your own midnight movie every evening with these luxurious, whimsically transportive sleep masks. Whether you prefer a summer blockbuster, love story, or XXX-plosion, Dream Masks steer your subconscious to the motion picture of your pleasure, no ticket required.
No. 9781601065322 Superhero Action-Adventure £7.95 each Plastic pouch with snap closure
NOW PLAYING IN MY DREAMS
No. 9781601065346 XXX £7.95 each
No. 9781601065339 Romantic Comedy £7.95 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Mask: 7.25 x 3.25 inches; Plastic pouch: 8.25 x 5 inches
Polyester mask with embroidery; elastic band
Plastic pouch with 2 white button closures; plastic insert with diecut
Inner pack
4
Countdown Calendars Product When it comes to countdown calendars, why should Christmas get all the action? Kids and grownups enjoy looking forward to special events year-round, so these calendars build playful anticipation for upcoming milestones. Birthday kids and expectant mums alike will savor the humor and surprise waiting behind each tiny window.
Includes greeting card
Includes greeting card
No. 9781601065292 Birthday Countdown ÂŁ9.95 each
No. 9781601065308 Baby Countdown ÂŁ9.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.75 x 12.5 inches
Four-color laminated chipboard with matte art paper; greeting card with envelope, cotton ribbon hanger
Polybag with wraparound marketing card
INNER pack
Ages (Birthday Calendar)
3
4+
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Therapy FlashcARDS Everyone’s psychobabble vocabulary—from amateurs to experts—is sure to improve with a set of Therapy Flashcards. With bestselling style and a bonus game insert, these cards ensure you’ll sound in the know—wherever you go!
No. 9781601065261 Therapy £7.95 each
A refreshingly refreshed update on our classic Therapy Flashcards!
Use psych-speak to impress your shrink—and freak out your dates.
Pick up the latest lingo in a flash!
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 111. NO. 9781601062697
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3.75 x 5 x 1 inches
50 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Tuck-top playing-card box; shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
6
Products for school & Office WRIST NOTES
WRIST NOTES
Check It Off Wrist Notes Page 97
Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes Page 97
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Seriously. 3-Way Pad (Small) Page 84
Nonsense 3-Way Pad (Small) Page 84
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Magnetic Mini Notes Page 28
NEW Fortune Dispenser Page 16 Cubicle Guest Book Page 47 NEW Now / Later Perforated Pad Page 82
NEW Wants / Needs Perforated Pad Page 82 NEW Self-Help Dispenser Page 16
G OM
NEW Daily Intention Tracker Pad Page 78
Desk Jot Pad Page 85
Seriously? Desktop Pad Page 88
OMG Pen Page 32
Tabbed Index Cards Page 27
Indexed Index Cards Page 27
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Products for school & Office
NEW Five Days a Week Keyboard Pad Page 2
NEW ASAP Sticky Page 65
NEW FYI Sticky Page 65
NEW Awesome Sticky Page 65
High Five Sticky Page 66
NEW Secret Notes Pocketbook Notes Page 22
NEW Grandiose Plans Pocketbook Notes Page 23
NEW Information Central Keyboard Pad Page 2
NEW Blah Talking Tape Page 24
Whatever Lined Pad Page 86
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NEW Whatever Talking Tape Page 24
NEW WTF Talking Tape Page 24
Blah Blah Blah Lined Pad Page 86
NEW XOXO Talking Tape Page 25
Seriously Lined Pad Page 86
WTF Lined Pad Page 86
Products for school & Office
NEW Deal With This Keyboard Pad Page 2
Office Jargon Rotating Stamp Page 29
Office Citation Nifty Note Page 77
NEW Things I’ll Forget to Remember Keyboard Pad Page 3
To Do / To Buy Perforated Pad Page 82
More Crap Box Page 31
At Home / At Work Perforated Pad Page 82
Crap Box Page 31
Days of the Week File Folders Page 30
Miscellany Box Page 31
Stuff Box Page 31
Note to Self Jumbo Sticky Note Page 69
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Products for the Irreverent
Why I’m In a . . . Bad Mood Pad Page 80
NEW Petsies Photo Album Page 14
WTF Desktop Pad Page 88
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Get Your Shit Together Pad Page 80
NEW Blah Talking Tape Page 24
NEW You Suck Nifty Note Page 75
NEW WTF Am I Doing? Pad Page 78
NEW Whatever Talking Tape Page 24
Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note Page 76
NEW WTF Talking Tape Page 24
WTF Pen Page 32
Guilt Trips & Mind Games Page 59
Fuck It List Page 48
Chuck It List Page 49
EVIL SCHEMES
SELFISH NEEDS
Products for the Irreverent
NEW Evil Schemes Pocketbook Notes Page 22 NEW Baby Panic Journal Page 8
NEW Selfish Needs Pocketbook Notes Page 23
NEW Cat Lady Panic Journal Page 8
NEW Self-Help Dispenser Page 16
NEW Married Panic Journal Page 9
NEW Old Panic Journal Page 9
NEW 100 Reasons to Panic about Being Single Page 56
NEW Fortune Dispenser Page 16
Bathroom Guest Book Page 47
WEARABLE COMMENTARY FOR THE CURMUDGEONLY MIND-SET
NEW Misanthrope’s Pin Pack Page 26 NEW Dirty Mind Alter Ego Pad Page 6
NEW Ego Alter Ego Pad Page 6
NEW Inner Child Alter Ego Pad Page 7
NEW Evil Twin Alter Ego Pad Page 7
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Products for kids & parents
On
- t he - G o
MINI
GAME PAD The Paper Cure for Restless Minds
NEW Vouchers for Mom Page 92
3 Great Games in One Handy Pad!
NEW 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas Page 19
NEW Calm the F*ck Down Page 18
NEW On-The-Go Mini Game Pad 1 Page 4
NEW On-The-Go Mini Game Pad 2 Page 4
NEW Vouchers for Dad Page 92
In the Backseat Page 37
On-The-Go Game Pad 1 Page 5
On-The-Go Game Pad 2 Page 5 Mom Note Nifty Note Page 76
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Kiddo Journal Page 12
NEW Love About Grandma Journal Page 11
Love About Mum Journal Page 13
NEW Love About Dad Journal Page 10
Things Mom Really Needs Pad Page 80
Silly Word Flashcards Page 36
NEW Little Philosophers, Big Questions! Page 21
Products for romantics
Pickups & Come-Ons Page 59
NEW Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk Page 58
Love About You Journal Page 12
NEW I Heart You Nifty Note Page 75
NEW Hot Journal Page 10
NEW Sexy Citation Nifty Note Page 75
Love Fortune Stickies Page 74
Sweet Talk Nifty Note Page 76
Be Mine Sticky Page 66
Romantic Comedy Dream Mask Page 98
NEW My Bed Guest Book Page 46
NEW XOXO Talking Tape Page 25
NEW Little Book of Love Notes Page 17
Love Tokens Page 93
NEW You’re Cute Sticky Page 65
You + Me Sticky Page 66
NEW Hey Baby Sticky Page 65
XOXO Sticky Page 66
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Products for HOME & Entertaining
NEW Five Days a Week Keyboard Pad Page 2
NEW Things I’ll Forget to Remember Keyboard Pad Page 3
Wine Journal Page 44
Things to Do Around the House Pad Page 79
Apparel Tags Page 95
Dinner Party Guest Book Page 47
NEW My Bed Guest Book Page 46 Foodie Gift Tags Page 95
NEW Now / Later Perforated Pad Page 82
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NEW Wants / Needs Perforated Pad Page 82
What I Ate Pad Page 80
Kitchen Jot Pad Page 85
Products for Home & Entertaining
WINE GIFT TAGS
Tabbed Index Cards Page 27
Just Add the Bottle!
Stock Up Pocket Note Page 90 Indexed Index Cards Page 27
Hand-Lettered What to Eat Pad Page 81
8 WITTY TAGS IN 4 SPLENDID STYLES
Drink This Wine Wine Tags Page 91
Mood Enhancer Wine Tags Page 91
NEW Happy Birthday Pin Pack Page 26
Fresh Out Of Horizontal Pad Page 83 WEARABLE COMMENTARY FOR THAT GREAT ACHIEVEMENT
NEW Congratulations Pin Pack Page 26 XOXO Magnetic Mini Note Page 28 All Out Of Horizontal Pad Page 83
Make a Toast Wine Tags Page 91
Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note Page 28
What to Eat Horizontal Pad Page 83
What to Eat Pad Page 79
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Knock Knock Product Displays Our stuff looks even sharper in a product showcase designed to attract the eye and appeal to every shopper’s kid-ina-candy-store impulse. Choose a point-of-purchase display for your favorite Nifty Notes, Knock Knock Pads, Sticky Notes, and more! For the truly committed, our spinning Product Tower ensures that you’ve most definitely got all the good stuff.
No. 9781601062031 Sticky Note Wire Display 13.5 × 19 × 7 inches Holds 128 units
No. 9781601064431 Product Tower 17 × 71 × 17 inches (Shelves adjustable height) Large shelves: 14 × 3.5 inches Small shelves: 7.25 × 5.75 inches
NEW No. 9781601067418 Pocketbook Notes Display 8 x 12 x 9.25 inches Holds 16 units
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No. 9781601065803 Starter Kit Display 19.5 x 11 x 17 inches
NEW No. 9781601067463 Alter Ego Pads Display 11 x 11 x 8.5 inches Holds 24 units
No. 9781601063205 Sticky Note Corrugate Display 9.75 × 11 × 8 inches Holds 54 units
No. 9781601066572 Compacts Display 6.25 x 8 x 4.5 inches Holds 16 units
NEW No. 9781601067296 Mini Game Pads Display 9 x 9 x 3.5 inches Holds 12 units
No. 9781601066589 Mini Inner Truth Journal Display 9 × 8 × 7.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601066589 100 Reasons to Panic Display 9 × 8 × 7.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601066084 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Display 10.25 x 5 x 5.75 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601062024 Pads Display 19.25 × 17.75 × 6 inches Holds 36 units
No. 9781601061997 Lines for All Occasions Display 8.75 × 9.25 × 7 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601064974 Mini Sticky Notes Display 9.75 × 4 × 4.5 inches Holds 24 units
No. 9781601064974 Very Important Pens Display 9.75 × 4 × 4.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601062697 Flashcards Display 8 × 5 × 6.75 inches Holds 12 units
No. 9781601062659 File Folder Display 13.5 × 8.5 × 4.5 inches Holds 6 units
No. 9781601062017 Nifty Notes Display 13 × 16 × 6.5 inches Holds 36 units
No. 9781601066077 Horizontal Pad Display 10 x 12 x 11.75 inches Holds 24 units
No. 9781601063212 Small Single Book Display 9 × 6 × 6.5 inches
No. 9781601061997 Jot Pads Display 8.75 × 9.25 × 7 inches Holds 16 units
NEW No. 9781601067401 Vouchers Display 8.75 x 11.5 x 10.25 inches Holds 24 units
No. 9781601063243 Large Single Book Display 9 × 11 × 7.75 inches
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Product Index 3-Way Pads, 84 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 87 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas (NEW), 19 100 Kisses, 93 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady, 56 100 Reasons to Panic about Being Single (NEW), 56 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady Journal (NEW), 8 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married, 57 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married Journal (NEW), 9 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old, 57 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old Journal (NEW), 9 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby, 57 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby Journal (NEW), 8 100 Reasons to Panic Books, 56–57 100 Reasons to Panic Journals (NEW), 8–9
Crap Knock Knock Pad, 79 Crap Mini Sticky Notes, 70 Crap to Do Jumbo Sticky Note, 69 Cubicle Guest Book, 47
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Ego Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 6 Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, 59 Even My Ideas Are Recycled Kraft Journal, 43 Evil Schemes Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 22 Evil Twin Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 7
Activity Books (for kids), 37–41 All Out Of Horizontal Pad, 83 Alter Ego Pads (NEW), 6–7 The Anti-Social Network Journal, 53 Apology Nifty Note, 77 Apparel Tags, 95 ASAP Sticky Note (NEW) 65 At Home/At Work Perforated Pad, 82 Awesome Citation Nifty Note, 76 Awesome Sticky Note (NEW), 65
B
Baby Countdown Calendar, 99 Bathroom Guest Book, 47 Be Mine Sticky Note, 66 Bedside Jot Pad, 85 Birthday Countdown Calendar (for kids), 99 Birthday Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 66 Blah Blah Desktop Pad, 88 Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad, 86 Blah Talking Tape (NEW), 24 Bookmark Pads, 89 Books, 17–21, 37–41, 46–47, 54–64, 94 BOXES, 31 BTW Sticky Note, 66
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CALENDARS, 99 Calm the F*ck Down (NEW), 18 Car Jot Pad, 85 Caution Compact, 96 Cheerful in 100 Days, 55 Check It Off Wrist Notes, 97 Chuck It List, 49 Coloring Book (for kids), 41 Compacts, 96 Complaint Mini Sticky Notes, 70 The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You, 64 Congratulations Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Coolness Graphed, 62 Couch Guest Book, 46 COUNTDOWN CALENDARS, 99 COUPONS, 92–94 Crap Box, 31
D
Daily Intention Tracker Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 78 Days of the Week File Folders, 30 Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet, 73 Deal With This Keyboard Pad (NEW), 2 Dear Dad (for kids), 39 Dear Mom (for kids), 38 Desk Jot Pad, 85 Desktop Pads, 88 Dinner Party Guest Book, 47 Dirty Mind Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 6 Dispensers (NEW), 16 Do, Ponder, File File Folders, 30 Dream Journal, 45 Dream Masks, 98 Drink This Wine Wine Gift Tags, 91 Duh Mini Sticky Notes, 70
E
F
Face It Compact, 96 Fake Swears (NEW), 20 FILE FOLDERS, 30 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals, 10–13 Five Days a Week Keyboard Pad (NEW), 2 FLASHCARDs, 36, 100 Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions, 59 Foodie Gift Tags, 95 Fortune Dispenser (NEW), 16 FORTUNE STICKIES, 74 Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes, 97 Fresh Out Of Horizontal Pad, 83 Fuck It List, 48 FYI Rotating Stamp, 29 FYI Sticky Note (NEW), 65
G
Game Pad 1, 5 Game Pad 2, 5 Game Pads, 4–5 Genius Pen, 32 Get Crap Done Pen, 33 Get Some Sleep Knock Knock Pad, 79 Get Your Shit Together Knock Knock Pad, 80 Grandiose Plans Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 23 Great Ideas Pocket Note, 90 GUEST BOOKS, 46–47 Guilt Trips & Mind Games for All Occasions, 59
H
Hand-Lettered 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 87 Hand-Lettered Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 68 Hand-Lettered Crap Sticky Note, 68 Hand-Lettered Deal With This Sticky Note, 68 Hand-Lettered Information Central Paper Mousepad, 87
HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK CLASSICS, 68, 81, 87 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK Pads, 81 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 81 Hand-Lettered Note to Self Knock Knock Pad, 81 HAND-LETTERED Paper mousePads, 87 Hand-Lettered Please Sticky Note, 68 HAND-LETTERED STICKY NOTES, 68 Hand-Lettered Thank You Sticky Note, 68 Hand-Lettered To Do Knock Knock Pad, 81 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk Sticky Note, 68 Hand-Lettered What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 81 Happy Birthday Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Hello Compact, 96 Hey Baby Sticky Note (NEW), 65 Hide & Eek! (for kids), 40 High Five Sticky Note, 66 Honest Acronyms File Folders, 30 Honest Acronyms Sticky Note Packet, 73 Horizontal Pads, 83 Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note, 76 How to Have a Very Bad Dog, 60 How to Traumatize Your Children, 61
I
I Can’t Sleep Inner-Truth Journal, 51 I Can’t Sleep Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 52 I Gotta Be Me Inner-Truth Journal, 50 I Heart You Nifty Note (NEW), 75 I Need to Unplug Inner-Truth Journal, 51 I’m an Artist! Playtime Pad (for kids), 42 I’m Kind of Awesome Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 50 I’m Doing My Best Inner-Truth Journal, 51 I’m Doing My Best Mini Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 52 I’m Not Here Right Now Kraft Journal, 43 I’m Okay Sticky Note, 68 Importance Task Clips, 34 Information Central Keyboard Pad (NEW), 2 In My Humble Opinion Inner-Truth Journal, 51 In My Humble Opinion Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 52 In the Backseat (for kids), 37 Inconsequential Dilemmas, 63 Index Cards, 27 Indexed Index Cards, 27 Inner Child Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 7 INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 50–52 Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, 59 It’s Gonna Be Okay Inner-Truth Journal, 51 It’s Gonna Be Okay Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 52
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JOT PADS, 85 JOURNALS, 8–15, 43–53 JUMBO STICKY NOTES, 69 Just Sayin’ Magnetic Mini Note, 28
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Keyboard Pads (NEW), 2–3 KIDS’ STUFF, 36–42 Kitchen Jot Pad, 85 KNOCK KNOCK PADS, 78–81 KRAFT JOURNALS, 43
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Library Kit, 35
LINED PADS, 86 LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS, 58–59 Little Book of Love Notes (NEW), 17 Little Philosophers, Big Questions! (NEW), 21 Love Fortune Stickies, 74 Love Rotating Stamp, 29 Love Tokens, 93 Lovers Vouchers, 92
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Magnetic Mini Notes, 28 Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 79 Make a Toast Wine Gift Tags, 91 Mental Note Sticky Note, 67 Mine! Sticky Note, 66 Mini Game Pads (NEW), 4 MINI INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 52 MINI STICKY NOTES (2-PACK), 70 MINI STICKY SETS, 71 Misanthrope’s Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Miscellany I Really Can’t Face Organizing Box, 31 Mom Note Nifty Note, 76 Mood Enhancer Wine Gift Tags, 91 More Crap Box, 31 MOUSEPADS, 87 My Bad Nifty Note, 76 My Bed Guest Book (NEW), 46 My Dysfunctions Inner-Truth Journal, 51 My Dysfunctions Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 52 My Pet Peeves Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 52
N
Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note, 28 Nag Note Mini Sticky Notes, 70 Nag Note Sticky Note, 67 Never Again Sticky Note, 66 NIFTY NOTES, 75–77 Nonsense 3-Way Pad, 84 Not-Your-Average Index Cards, 27 Note to Self Jumbo Sticky Note, 69 Note to Self Pocket Note, 90 Note to Self Sticky Note, 67 Now / Later Perforated Pad (NEW), 82
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Office Citation Nifty Note, 77 Office Jargon Rotating Stamp, 29 Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads, 89 OMFG Kraft Journal, 43 OMG Mini Sticky Notes, 70 OMG Pen, 32 OMG Sticky Note, 67 On-the-Go Game Pads, 4–5 On-the-Go Game Pad 1, 5 On-the-Go Game Pad 2, 5 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 1 (NEW), 4 On-the-Go-Mini Game Pad 2 (NEW), 4 One Word a Day Journal, 43
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P.S. Sticky Note, 66 Pack This! Knock Knock Pad, 79 PADS, 2–7, 22–23, 42, 75–90 Panic Journals (NEW), 8–9 PAPER MOUSEPADS, 87 Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note, 77 PENS, 32–33 Perforated Pads, 82 Personal Library Kit, 35 Personal Library Kit Refill, 35 Petsies Photo Album (NEW), 14
Photo Albums, 14–15 Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions, 59 Pin Packs (NEW), 26 The Pixel Coloring Book (for kids), 41 PLAYTIME PADs (for kids), 42 Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 22–23 POCKET NOTES, 90 The Pregnancy Book for Men, 54 Procrastination Pen, 33 Put-Downs & Zingers for All Occasions, 59
R
Random Notes Knock Knock Pad, 80 Romantic Comedy Dream Mask, 98 Rotating Stamps, 29
S
Scavenger Hunt Playtime Pad (for kids), 42 Screw It Sticky Note, 68 Secret Notes Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 22 Self-Help Dispenser (NEW), 16 Self-Important Mini Sticky Set, 71 Self-Inking Stamp, 34 Selfies Photo Album, 15 Selfish Needs Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 23 Seriously Lined Pad, 86 Seriously. 3-Way Pad, 84 Seriously? Desktop Pad, 88 Seriously? Sticky Note, 67 Seriously? Mini Sticky Notes, 70 Sexy Citation Nifty Note (NEW), 75 Silly Word Flashcards (for kids), 36 Sleep Masks, 98 Someday 3-Way Pad, 84 Someday Mini Sticky Set, 71 SPECIALTY JOURNALS, 8–15, 43–53 Stamps, 29, 34 STICKY NOTE PACKETS, 72–73 STICKY NOTES, 65–74 Stock Up Pocket Note, 90 Stuff I Want to Hide from Nosy People Box, 31 Stuff to Do Pocket Note, 90 Stupid Question Sticky Note, 67 Superhero Action-Adventure Dream Mask, 98 Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk for All Occasions (NEW), 58 Sweet Talk Nifty Note, 76
T
Tabbed Index Cards, 27 Tags, 91, 95 Talking Tape (NEW), 24–255 task clips, 34 Therapy Flashcards, 100 Things I’ll Forget to Remember Keyboard Pad (NEW), 3 Things Mom Really Needs Knock Knock Pad, 80 Things to Do Around the House Knock Knock Pad, 79 This Week Knock Knock Pad, 80 Thumbs Down Sticky Note, 68 Thumbs Up Sticky Note, 67 Time Critical Sticky Note Packet, 72 TMI Sticky Note, 67 To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet, 72 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 81 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Red), 81 To Do / To Buy Perforated Pad, 82 Told You So Nifty Note, 77
U
Utility Task Clips, 34 Utter Crap 3-Way Pad, 84
V
VERY IMPORTANT PENS, 32–33 Voucher Book for Women, 94 VOUCHERS, 92–94 Vouchers for Dad (NEW), 92 Vouchers for Lovers, 92 Vouchers for Mom (NEW), 92
W
Wants / Needs Perforated Pad (NEW), 82 What I Ate Knock Knock Pad, 80 What I Love about Dad Journal (NEW), 10 What I Love about Grandma Journal (NEW), 11 What I Love about Mum Journal, 13 What I Love about You Journal, 12 What I Wish for You Journal, 13 What to Eat Horizontal Pad, 83 What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 79 What to Pack Horizontal Pad, 83 Whatever Lined Pad, 86 Whatever Sticky Note, 67 Whatever Talking Tape (NEW), 24 Why I’m in a Really Bad Mood Knock Knock Pad, 80 Why You’re My Bestie Journal (NEW), 11 Why You’re So Awesome Journal, 13 Why You’re So Hot Journal (NEW), 10 Why You’re So Super, Kiddo Journal, 12 WINE GIFT TAGS, 91 Wine Journal, 44 Work Fortune Stickies, 74 Wrist Notes, 97 WTF Am I Doing Knock Knock Pad (NEW) 78 WTF Compact, 96 WTF Desktop Pad, 88 WTF Lined Pad, 86 WTF Magnetic Mini Note, 28 WTF Nifty Note, 77 WTF Pen, 32 WTF Self-Inking Stamp, 34 WTF Talking Tape (NEW), 24
X
XOXO Magnetic Mini Note, 28 XOXO Sticky Note, 66 XOXO Talking Tape (NEW), 25 XXX Dream Mask, 98
Y
Yes I’m Actually Reading This Bookmark Pad, 89 You + Me Sticky Note, 66 You Are Here Bookmark Pad, 89 You Suck Nifty Note (NEW), 75 Your Attention Please Jumbo Sticky Note, 69 You’re Cute Sticky Note (NEW), 65
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UK Trade Abrams & Chronicle Books Ltd T: +44 (0) 20 7713 2078 E: info@abramsandchronicle.co.uk
South of England, South Wales, North Wales, Midlands, North of England, Scotland
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Belgium & SOUTH AMERICA
United Kingdom
Karina Boensoe Special Sales and New Business Executive Abrams & Chronicle Books Ltd T: +44 (0) 20 7713 2062 M: +44 (0) 7538 811433 E: kboensoe@ abramsandchronicle.co.uk
Italy, Greece, Spain & Portugal Penny Padovani (Italy, Greece & Portugal) N A La Chiesa 9 52044 Pergo - Cortona (AR) Italy T/F: +39 0575 614 338 E: penny@padovanibooks.com Jenny Padovani Frias (Spain) Passage Saladrigas 15, 2 -2 08005 Barcelona Spain T: +34 93 221 8561 E: jenny@padovanibooks.com
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Nordic Countries
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Export
Germany, Austria & Switzerland
Margaret Byron Head of International Sales Abrams & Chronicle Books Ltd T: +44 (0) 20 7713 2071 M: +44 (0) 7939 662379 E: internationalsales@ abramsandchronicle.co.uk
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