Dorothy Melone’s Biography

Dorothy Melone’s Biography by Dorothy Melone, age 10

Dorothy is an alien disguised as a human. She has a cat that likes green apples and cucumbers. Her home planet is called Cloydeis Dale Farmland, and is often mistaken for one of Saturn’s moons. On Cloydeis, everyone is made of pom-poms, and Dorothy went to Earth so she could collect all the blue ones she could find. That is why there are no blue pom-poms in the jar over there. Actually, that’s a lie. There might be a few in one of those baskets. But, Earthlings, please help by collecting all the blue pompoms you have and giving them to her. No more can be told, since spies for the evil mastermind Brastone La’Harly lurk in every corner, sending news to the villain so he can take over the universe! Muahaha.

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