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SEVEN DAYS | september 02-09, 2009 | contents 05A

<contents> SEPTEMBER 02-09, 2009 VOL.15 NO.02

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14A An Essex Family Wrestles with Unanswered Questions About Their Son’s Recent Suicide

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18A Outdoor Artworks in the South End Signal the Art Hop Is Nigh Local Novelist Chronicles the Search for One Good Affair Pillow Crafted in Vermont Goes Into Orbit Ethan Goes Dutch BACK TO SCHOOL PART 3: This week our focus on student life takes us … apartment hunting. New Seven Days reporter Andy Bromage did just that recently, and saw what some college students will now call home. Mike DiBiasio hit the great outdoors with a St. Mike’s prof who teaches wilderness skills, while Alexarae Wright interviewed fellow students whose summer made them happy to return to class. Look for more back-toschool stories in weeks to come.

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What’s the Rush? LAW Same-sex couples in Vermont aren’t exactly racing down the aisle

BY LAUREN OBER

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<contents> SePTeMBeR 02-09, 2009 vol.15 no.02

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Fair Game

Open season on Vermont politics

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News Quirks Odd, strange, curious but true news

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Art review

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“Human=Landscape” at the Firehouse Gallery

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Movie reviews Humpday; In the Loop

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CD reviews Lendway, Lights Disappear in Yellow Smoke; The Vacant Lots, According to the Gospel

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< letters> SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR FLANAGAN? [“Emails Suggest the YMCA Knew About Sen. Ed Flanagan’s Inappropriate Behavior,” August 5] is the other side of profiling: giving the benefit of the doubt and full letter of the law to someone who is fair skinned, and, possibly, known to have high social status. It’s ironic that Vermonters have ratcheted up sex-offender status and consequences for most folks in Flanagan’s position. I’m sorry for his ailment. Yes, it’s a teachable moment, but no, erring on the side of compassion should apply to everyone.

Elz Curtiss BURLINGTON

NOT A LIVER LOVER I feel that I must respond to the “A Taste of Money” restaurant review by Food Editor Suzanne Podhaizer [July 29]. I was disappointed to read that she chose to sample the slices of fattened liver, a notoriously cruel product.

Foie gras is produced by force feeding confined ducks and geese massive quantities of food through an inflexible pipe shoved down their throats. Within a few weeks, the birds’ livers enlarge up to 10 times their normal size. This force feeding causes the painful liver disease hepatic lipidosis. Also, the hugely swollen livers of the birds press against other organs, causing extreme respiratory stress. Most birds have trouble breathing, standing and walking.

The inherent cruelty of these practices has prompted California and more than a dozen European countries to ban foie gras production.

Whenever I am dining out and see foie gras on the menu, I make the restau-

rant manager aware of the cruelty of the foie gras industry and encourage them not to serve it. In the future, I hope Ms. Podhaizer will choose to do the same.

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COUNTRY BOY Before writing off country music [“Always … Entertaining,” August 12], [Seven Days theater critic] Elisabeth Crean should listen to Emmylou Harris’ “Boulder to Birmingham.” Seriously.

Jeffrey E. Salzberg

homemaker, there’s never been a better time for us Vermonters to exercise our legendary independence and self-reliance by uniting on one goal: relocalization. By responsibly providing more of our necessities of life — food and energy, clothing and shelter, arts and entertainment — we Vermonters can strengthen community ties, bolster the local economy, and sustain the natural world that keeps us alive.

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MARKET SHARE I’ve gotta say, I really enjoyed reading about Dan Giangreco’s hometown hero story [“Jonesville’s Long Trail Community Market Raises Its Freak Flag — and a Neighbor’s Ire,” August 19]. I found it inspiring and hilarious. The fact that he has the drive to open up a business in this economy at the age of 24 says a lot for our generation, and I’ve got to say that the older more “experienced” generations of business owners had better get used to it. He’s got his own independent style and drive to create what’s been lacking in Vermont for a while now: a

new perspective. It’s time that Vermont embraces the new generation of local business owners and their perspective on what would work well for a business, the economy and a community. The playful nature of his store and the “Jonesville Underground” paired with the stubbornness to succeed against a multitude of bumps and the creativity to be an entrepreneur is refreshing and exciting. I wish him nothing but good things. And I hope to come across the LTCM soon.

Hopefully their message can spread.

Sara Ratajczak BURLINGTON

RELOCALIZATION NATION Shay Totten’s mention of a third-party candidate being a factor in the 2010 gubernatorial election is a reminder of the diversity of views held by Vermonters [“Fair Game,” August 12].

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FEATURING FRESH SEAFOOD

» signs of the times Infamous anti-gay activist Fred Phelps didn’t make it to Vermont on Tuesday to protest same-sex marriage, but members of his Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church did indeed turn up at several sites in Montpelier and Burlington.

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The WBC members picketed the Statehouse, the Montpelier Clerk/ Treasurer’s office, Chabad Jewish Community Center and Ohavi Zedek. They held up signs reading, “God Hates Fags,” “Mourn for Your Sins” and “God Hates Israel.”

Staff writer Lauren Ober followed the Phelpses on their Vermont tour.

She chronicled the journey — and posted photos and videos of the protests and counterprotests — on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog.

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September 1st - 30th, 2009 Only at Pauline’s Margie Phelps holding a sign that reads, “Bitch Burger.” It references people eating their babies. Next to Phelps, a Vermont man holds a sign that reads, “This Faggot Loves You.

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“Fair Game: Kiss and Tell”

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“Hungry Vermonters Get in Line for Imani’s Monthly Food-For-All” by Kevin J. Kelley (8/26/09)

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“From Bullets to Books: The New G.I. Bill Lands Scores of Combat Vets on Vermont Campuses” by Ken Picard (8/26/09)

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“Teaching Tube: A Middlebury Professor Shows Students How to Think Outside the Box” by Margot Harrison (8/26/09)

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Giddy-Uppin’ With the Budweiser Clydesdales

Once I sufficiently proved I was a “working journalist,” I was given an all-access pass to the Clydes.

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our minutes. That’s how it took Lt. Gov. brian Dubie to send out a statement honoring Republican Gov. Jim Douglas last week, after the guv shocked the state by announcing he would not seek reelection.

An airline pilot and colonel in the Air Force Reserves, Dubie is always ready for takeoff.

He’s also the heir apparent to the throne, and all in Republican-land are awaiting his answer to the question: What will Dubie do?

“The governor’s announcement today changes the political landscape in Vermont. As Vermonters reflect on this new landscape, I will contemplate my options,” said Dubie.

When “Fair Game” caught up with Dubie the day after Douglas dropped the bomb, the lite guv had moved beyond contemplation to action. He signed up his 2008 campaign manager and longtime political ally susan hudson to lead his exploratory effort.

When you talk about public service at this level, there is a much broader conversation that you need to have before you make a decision. lieutenant GoVernor Brian DuBie

“My wife and family will certainly be part of that discussion, as they always are, but it’s a much larger conversation this time — as it should be,” said Dubie.

“When you talk about public service at this level, there is a much broader conversation that you need to have before you make a decision.”

That decision could come in two to three weeks, he promised.

No doubt he’s giving considerable thought to his least favorite part of running for office: raising money, and lots of it.

The most Dubie has ever raised in a single campaign is $250,000, and the price tag for a gubernatorial bid would be closer to $1.5 million, or $3500 a day, between now and the election. That’s a lot of phone calls, cocktail parties and trips to Washington, D.C., for major fundraisers.

Other possible thorny issues for Dubie include his anti-abortion stance and being an active member of the Air Force Reserves. As a colonel in the reserve, he has been called to duty several times — to serve in emergency-response, not combat, roles. Holding the fifth-floor office would not exempt him from service.

Dubie was sent to Ground Zero after the September 11 attacks and to Salt Lake City for the Olympics. He helped clean up after Hurricane Katrina in 2005 and Ike in 2008.

If Dubie were to face a primary, he’d win in a landslide. Why? To many conser-

vatives in the party, he practically walks on water. You kind of have to in order to get past that Cuba embargo, right?

Dubie has led several agricultural missions to Cuba, which have opened new markets on the island nation for Vermont heifers and apples. He even helped a Little League team get home from Cuba after they were stranded there by bad weather.

His Cuba trade missions suggest Democrats shouldn’t “mis-underestimate” Dubie, as they often do. His “aw shucks” caricature masks a savvy politician. He’s much smarter than people give him credit for.

With as many as five or six Dems in the race, several of whom are key lawmakers, Dems will find it hard to agree on a unified message that benefits just one candidate. And, there’s almost nothing Douglas does better than pit Democrat against Democrat.

So far, the Dems seem happy to oblige.

Grand orderly Party? — If Dubie doesn’t run for governor, he won’t likely run for reelection, either. What then?

“It would become a free-for-all,” said State Sen. Kevin Mullin (R-Rutland), who is mulling a bid for lieutenant governor.

Former State Auditor and State Sen. Randy brock (R-Franklin) is also considering a statewide run for lite guv — if Dubie runs for guv. If Dubie doesn’t, Brock may go for the top slot himself.

“There are a number of folks who are available who will try to fill the void,” Brock said of the governor. “But he’s an extremely tough act to follow and those are tremendous shoes to fill.”

Unlike Dubie, Brock is likely to face a primary no matter which office he chooses.

Other GOP senators who are considering both the guv and lite-guv jobs include State Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/Orleans) and Sen. Phil scott (R-Washington). Illuzzi may seek the governor’s office, while Scott is interested in the number two spot.

GOP contenders not angling for higher office this time include Rep. Peg Flory (R-Pittsford), Barre City Mayor thom Lauzon, former House Speaker Walt Freed and Charlie smith, former Human Services Secretary in the Douglas administration.

Every one of them, though, is quick to quote one of the most popular lines in politics: “Never say never.” all in the Family — One businessman with a familiar last name in politics is making some noise about running for higher office: Mark snelling.

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laying off staff and rehiring them as contractors on a project-by-project basis.

Snelling tells “Fair Game” he’s contemplating either a run for governor or lieutenant governor.

The younger Snelling also runs Shelburne Corporation, the family business, which makes brass wire products. He’s chaired the governor’s council of environmental advisors, and run boards of directors at Housing Vermont and the Vermont Youth Conservation Corps. He’s been directly involved in 10 statewide campaigns for both his dad and his mom, Barbara Snelling, who once had the job he may now seek.

His sister, Diane Snelling, serves in the Vermont Senate as the only Republican from Chittenden County.

“I’ve spent 35 years in business full time, and my part-time job has been public policy, and I believe that my set of skills and experiences would be a particular good fit to meet the challenges that Vermont is facing,” said Snelling.

He won’t base his decision solely on what Dubie decides, either.

an adversary. Vermonters have never thrown out an incumbent governor.

“His decision lifts that veil and therefore we all need to move more quickly,” said Shumlin.

Dunne expects to make his decision by November. Word is, he’s more in than out.

“The governor’s race has been and continues to be a viable option for me,” said Dunne. “I certainly had been considering a run when Douglas was in, and my decision-making process doesn’t change much for me.”

Attorney General Bill Sorrell, Auditor Tom Salmon and Treasurer Jeb Spaulding all claim they are focused on reelection, not running for governor.

The race for lieutenant governor is still quiet on the Dem side, despite perennial murmurings about former Vermont CARES executive director Tim Palmer as a candidate.

He’s told “Fair Game” that he only discusses a run for lite guv “when people bring it up,” but that he’s definitely thinking about a run for political office.

He’s run twice for a Chittenden Senate seat — and lost.

If nothing else, Prog Party chief Morgan Daybell said Douglas’ announcement was a good day for “health care reform, closing Vermont Yankee, and state workers.”

Time will tell.

Media Notes — A new webbased, nonprofit journalism site is up and running this week. Its founder, Anne Galloway, was laid off earlier this year from her post as Sunday editor of the Rutland Herald/Times Argus.

The concept for vtdigger. org had been in the works for several years, as Galloway saw resources for reporting dwindle at her paper and others.

“We’re focused on in-depth news,” said Galloway, who lives in East Hardwick — “to put into context the news we hear on the evening news.”

The first series of stories were focused on the state’s crumbling dairy industry. Galloway, and several other writers involved, will post new material in the weeks ahead as they try to raise money from individuals and foundations. She’s also exploring syndication opportunities in Vermont newspapers.

“This is an experiment,” added Galloway. “No one’s

Here’s where media and politics truly mix this week: Retiring WCAX-TV anchor Marselis Parsons could find himself on the other side of the microphone.

“I know Brian, and I like Brian, but I’m not focusing specifically on Brian as the person I would talk to or wait to see what he does,” said Snelling.

“There’s an awful lot of fluidity in the situation right now.”

A D-for-all — While the GOP is trying to keep things orderly, the Democrats are embracing the chaos.

And why shouldn’t they?

History suggests they’ll capture at least the top spot, and the victor will likely hold that post for at least six years.

Prior to last week, the current gubernatorial candidates were: Secretary of State Deb Markowitz, Chittenden County State Senator and former Lt. Governor Doug Racine, and Lamoille County State Sen. Susan Bartlett.

Those now thinking about it are House Speaker Shap Smith (D-Morristown), President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) and former State Senator Matt Dunne (D-Windsor).

“My thinking was that I was going to run for another term as speaker, but given this surprise announcement, I have to at least look at my options,” Smith told “Fair Game.”

Shumlin said he expects to make his intentions known in a couple of weeks. He explained his prior lack of interest by saying the prospect of preparing for a legislative session and a gubernatorial race was daunting, especially with Douglas as

Other lite-guv wannabes include Sen. Ed Flanagan, who announced earlier this year he was running and then pulled back when he was accused of masturbating at the Greater Burlington YMCA. He’s now facing a criminal investigation.

One of the people who may decide whether to file charges is Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan, who is also said to be interested in the number two slot. Small world.

Don’t count out Tom Costello, the former state rep who ran, and lost, to Dubie in 2008.

Hurry up, only 369 days left until the primary.

What’s a Prog to Do? — What about the Progressives?

Surely they won’t let two open seats — for governor and lieutenant governor — pass them by.

The governor’s race is probably too pricey, but Progs are definitely looking at other races.

Burlington Progressive Rep. Dave Zuckerman is weighing a possible run for higher office — lite guv or state Senate.

And there’s always the electoral wild card: Anthony Pollina. Though a Progressive in the past, he ran for guv in 2008 as an independent and came in a distant second behind Douglas, and yet bested Democrat Gaye Symington.

“We’ll have a meeting of the minds soon as a party as to what we’re going to do,” said Zuckerman.

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By outward appearances, Aaron was more happy than sad: a seemingly successful and well-adjusted 15-year-old who was a straight-A freshman at Essex High School, a star player on the varsity tennis team, an accomplished cellist in the Vermont Youth Philharmonia, an avid gamer with a diverse circle of friends, and a member of a loving and supportive family. The word his parents use most often to describe him is “gentle.”

From his photo, it’s hard to imagine this innocent-looking boy feeling much sadness. It’s harder still to envision him being overwhelmed by suffering so profound it drove him to take his own life suddenly and violently four months ago.

Aaron’s mother, Ge Wu, and his father, Shuwan Xue, have yet to make sense of his senseless death — their wound is still too new, too raw. They’re plagued by many unanswered questions, some of which may never be answered, while others can’t be.

But that hasn’t stopped Wu and Xue (pronounced “Shway”) from

seeking answers anyway. Today, as they try to piece together the final hours of their son’s life, they insist that some questions can and must be resolved if Aaron’s death is to have any meaning, to them or their community.

Among those questions: Why didn’t the police or the school district publicly disclose that Aaron’s suicide was a gun-related death that occurred on school grounds?

How did Aaron get the gun, and why did he have it? Was this weapon, and another one associated with the case, brought into the high school? If so, why hasn’t that fact been made public? Finally, why doesn’t Vermont have any laws governing the possession of handguns by minors?

“The biggest question we have and a lot of other parents have is, Why did this happen?” said Xue, Aaron’s father. “This was a surprise to everyone. Aaron wasn’t depressed or anything. Aaron was healthy, he was engaged, and he had a lot of things going for him.”

Such queries resonate in a community that has, in recent years, experienced more than its share of violent deaths involving the public schools. They include the October 2003 suicide of 13-year-old Ryan Patrick Halligan, who killed himself after being repeatedly bullied, both in person and online. Then there were the August 2006 shootings at Essex Elementary School that left

two people dead and three others wounded.

The Essex police and medical examiner have ruled Aaron’s death a suicide and report no criminal wrongdoing or foul play. Although there’s no active or ongoing investigation, the police say the case will be kept open indefinitely. The reason: It was an “unwitnessed death” that occurred in public, and someone could come forward months or even years later with new details.

As a result, Aaron’s family has not been allowed to see the police report. “We pushed real hard,” said Wu. “We pleaded, we begged. We said, ‘We need details.’”

However, the Essex Police maintain they have given the family all the facts they can and have withheld only details directly related to the forensic evidence. Most of the facts of the case, which the family now wants made public, are undisputed: At approximately 5:30 a.m. on Saturday, April 18, Wu and Xue found their son lying dead outside the library building at Essex High School, the victim of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The family didn’t own a gun, and, to their knowledge, Aaron had never fired one before. Just before his death, Aaron scrawled a message on a nearby tennis court with the tip of a bullet. It read, “I [heart] my family.”

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Aaron was taken into police custody but not charged. Instead, he was issued a one-year no-trespass citation and driven home, where a police officer handed him over to his mother. (His father, who works in Boston on weekdays, was still en route.) After a brief lecture from his mother, during which she confiscated his cellphone, Aaron grabbed a flashlight and bolted from the house.

Wu recalled that she searched the neighborhood in vain for her son, then called 911. The police officer who initially brought Aaron home responded to the call. However, the boy’s disappearance was not considered an emergency, as there was no reason to suspect he was in any imminent danger.

A videotape from a surveillance camera inside the high school later showed Aaron entering the building at approximately 9:25 p.m. without the gun, or so his parents claimed.

(They admitted they haven’t seen the footage themselves.) There he used a public phone to call his sister, Emily, at college. He left a voice message on her cellphone that said, “You’re a good sister. Don’t blame yourself for this.” Aaron Xue was never seen alive again.

On a recent rainy Saturday, I sat down with Wu and Xue in their house in a tony neighborhood not far from The Essex. The couple seemed neither stoic nor overwrought, but their grief and frustration were visible. They’re hoping that by going public now, they can get some of their questions answered.

Wu is a professor of physical therapy and biomechanics at the University of Vermont; Xue works for a small startup company in Boston as a neuroscience researcher.

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Xue quickly addressed an idea that appears to have been broached or intimated to them several times already — namely, that this was “an Asian thing,” that Chinese parents push their children too hard and expect them to be overachievers. (Aaron’s sister graduated as valedictorian of Essex High School several years ago.)

Xue claimed he was told by one of the youths that the guns were not with the boy when he was dropped off at the shopping center, but rather were removed from the house earlier that day and — perhaps — brought to school. Representatives of both the police and the school district say there’s no evidence to support that claim.

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Both Wu and Xue find such suggestions insulting, even racist.

“Aaron grew up in this community,” Xue said. “We’re not isolated, and this was not ‘an Asian thing.’”

“He was like any boy,” Wu added.

“He wasn’t pressured to do well and he wasn’t a perfectionist.”

Since Aaron’s death, the couple has spoken to many of his teachers and friends. None reported noticing anything out of the ordinary about him that day. By all accounts, the Friday before spring break didn’t find Aaron acting distracted, depressed or “somewhere else.” Xue was told that his son was “quite cheerful” and even joked around with his tennis coach, a detail both the coach and the school principal relayed.

Other facts about Aaron’s last day are more difficult to nail down.

Specifically, the family has made allegations about how and when Aaron got the gun that cannot be independently confirmed or refuted, given that the police and the school district are not at liberty to discuss them.

But Xue said police have told him that, on the afternoon Aaron met the two boys at the shopping center, one of them had a duffle bag containing two handguns that had been removed from his home.

According to Xue, that boy’s father was a Vermont police officer, a detail that was independently confirmed.

spent the day, it appears later to have been left in some woods near the Xue house. At some point after Aaron ran away from home, he retrieved one or both weapons — one later turned up in a nearby homeowner’s mailbox. The other, a .44 Magnum, was the one Aaron used on himself.

Xue and Wu said they cannot understand why the guns were left near their house, especially since the other boys don’t live in the immediate area. Wu, who called one of the boys with Aaron’s cellphone the night he disappeared, said the boy never mentioned to her that guns might have been involved. If he had, Wu suggested, that critical detail might have changed the police response, and the ultimate outcome.

Both Wu and Xue are also suspicious about the timing of Aaron’s death. Conversing with his friends, they heard several references to “4-20,” which is not just a popular shorthand for pot smoking but also the date of the Columbine shootings. Wu claimed she’d heard Aaron mention a party scheduled for 4/20, which was the 10th anniversary of Columbine.

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Captain Brad LaRose is the Essex police officer who oversaw the investigation into Aaron Xue’s death.

Although he’s not at liberty to disclose details of the case, LaRose was very forthcoming with this reporter about how the investigation unfolded and how the facts about Xue’s death were made public.

According to LaRose, the Essex PD conducted a “very lengthy investigation” that eventually reached the conclusion that no criminal wrongdoing had occurred. He expressed his “deepest sympathy” for the family’s loss and insisted he’s been as honest and open with them as the law allows, while also striving to protect the confidentiality of the other minors involved.

“We’re not holding anything back,” LaRose said. “The state’s attorney’s office knows about this [case] from top to bottom. They know all the details and everything that was done.”

Specifically, LaRose said his department followed every lead it received and had no reason to conclude other students or the general public were ever in danger.

reference to the gun to “protect the family’s privacy.”

Essex High School Principal Rob Reardon echoed that sentiment.

One of the things he remembers “all too well” from that fateful week is his desire to give the family some contol over what was reported to the press. Since school was closed for vacation the following week, he said, he was particularly concerned about quelling any possible rumors.

“The wording was ‘self-inflicted wound,’ and that’s how they wanted it,” Reardon said. “In a situation where there’s absolutely no control, rational explanation or logic, I thought that the least I could do was let [the family] have some input into how the message would go out.”

Initially, Reardon acknowledged, there was speculation about whether one or several guns had been brought into the school, especially while other students were present. However, based on a subsequent review of video footage from inside the school building and police interviews with the boys, he was told there was never any indication that guns were present or that other students were at risk.

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Moreover, LaRose said his department has never tried to conceal the fact that this was a gun-related death. He pointed out that all the language used in the press release, which was issued jointly by the Essex PD and the school district the Monday following Aaron’s death, was discussed with the family in advance and received their approval. That release, which indicated Aaron had died “unexpectedly of a self-inflicted wound,” omitted any

Reardon, who’s been at Essex High for 24 years, including six as principal, called this episode “horrific and tremendously sad” and said he understands why the family may still have questions.

“Sometimes when you have some answers, it just spurs more questions,” he said. “But there’s only one person who has all the answers, and, unfortunately, he’s not around.”

For their part, Wu and Xue said they’ll keep pressing for answers.

Already they’ve been meeting with a group of other parents and neighbors who intend to press for

goal is simply to talk with the other boys and their families so they can understand the details surrounding Aaron’s death and “get some closure.” Thus far, Wu claimed, that hasn’t happened, despite repeated requests for a meeting.

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Outdoor Artworks in the South End Signal the Hop Is Nigh

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

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ant to get a jump on Burlington’s South End Art Hop? Then skip along Pine Street and Flynn Avenue to view the outdoor sculptures that have been sited in advance of the September 11 to 12 extravaganza.

The 20 public pieces included in this year’s Hop vary widely in scale, shape, material and level of aesthetic achievement. The uneven quality of the works reflects what Art Hop Chairman Mark Waskow describes as a “very egalitarian” selection process. It’s simple: Anyone who pays the $45 registration fee will have his or her work displayed.

“We don’t reject things for any reason, aesthetic or political,” Waskow says. “That’s what makes the Art Hop so wonderful.”

A few pieces, such as John Clarke’s “Egg” and “Dancers,” are quite elegant. This slender pair of 5-foot-tall carved wooden figures curves and twists rhythmically in the VCAM office at 208 Flynn Avenue. Male and female partners are readily recognizable in “Dancers,” while “Egg” abstracts their forms into a softly geometric composition.

In James Irving’s “Divided,” an 8-foot-tall metal arc

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resembling a giant stand pipe is dramatically bisected by a polished shard of granite that is itself split into halves.

Because of its industrial look, this sleek sculpture appears right at home outside the Public Works Department on Pine Street.

A couple of pieces might easily be overlooked, due to their size, location or both. “Leary’s Last Lines” will bring a smile to Hoppers who recall the high priest of LSD — assuming they know to look above and to the left of the entrance to the South End Arts and Business Association at 180 Flynn Avenue. That’s where the roughly 120-square-inch plaque by James Teuscher hangs.

At the other end of the visibility spectrum looms David Tanych’s 1-ton, two-part steel behemoth that will gobsmack drivers or bikers as they approach SEABA’s of-

Local Novelist Chronicles the Search for One Good Affair

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n the first three pages of Tess Stimson’s novel One Good Aff air, a neonatalogist enjoys torrid sex with her long-time lover, thinks tenderly about her clueless husband, receives an emergency call, leaps out of bed and heads off to the hospital in her sky-high red stilettos.

That doesn’t sound like a typical evening in Burlington’s South End, where Stimson has lived for the past year. What it does sound like is the concentrated essence of “beach book.” But One Good Aff air, which was published here in August after a bestselling run in Stimson’s native U.K. under the title The Infidelity Chain, has more substance than its opening might suggest. Told from five different points of view, the novel demonstrates how a “no-strings” affair ends up entangling the lives of everyone involved, from the cheaters to the wronged spouses to their kids.

Stimson, 38, is a native of Sussex who got her schoolCUTLINE ing at Oxford and then trotted the globe as a journalist, reporting for ITN, CNN and the BBC from cities such

as Rome and Beirut. She published her first novel, Hard News, in 1993. In 2002, Stimson moved to Florida, from which she wrote a lifestyle column for the U.K.’s Daily

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an a cuddly little planet from Vermont help bring a little peace to Earth?

We’ll find out after September 11, the day Japan launches a cargo shuttle bringing equipment and supplies to the International Space Station. That cargo includes a soft, round Earth, along with Moon and Mars pillows, made by Hugg-A-Planet of Essex Junction.

The International Space Station, a huge, inhabited satellite orbiting the Earth, is a scientific and educational laboratory for the United States, Japan, Canada, Russia and European countries. It provides a facility for observing the Earth and stars and conducting research. As the first space project to have the participation of so many nations, it’s become a symbol of international cooperation and world peace.

Hugg-A-Planet Earth is a stuffed fabric globe with labels identifying 600 places, including countries, bodies of water and islands that are drawn to scale and color-coded.

According to Hugg-A-Planet president Robert Forenza, the American astronauts will tuck a gyroscope inside the Earth pillow to make it spin in the weightlessness of space.

They reportedly will capture images of the rotating cush-

Women have bought into the whole Cinderella syndrome. That swooning feeling wears off after a couple of years, and then what do you do?

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The South End Art Hop is Friday and Saturday, September 11 & 12. Retail venues around the South End are selling “Art Hop Hero” buttons for a minimum $5 donation to help support this year’s event. A guide to sites and events will also be available shortly before the Hop. For more details, see the Seven Days Calendar or seaba.com.

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fice. It consists of a stylized mega-key, which also resembles a cannon, standing on a grassy knoll about 20 feet from an equally oversized lock. “Unlocked” is as amusing as it is monumental.

Tanych hauled the piece on a flatbed trailer from his home in Kirby to its temporary site on SEABA’s grounds, where it was hoisted into place by a crane. The artist says it took him about 120 hours and $2000 to cut, bend and weld steel beams into the desired shapes. “I’d love to sell it,” Tanych says of the work.

He’s also represented at the Art Hop by “My Penny,” a rust-colored disc the size of a cable spool. It looks much better on Tanych’s website, where it’s photographed in a snowy field, than it does in the shadowy spot it now occupies outside the Burlington Electic Department on Pine Street.

“Irie” by Randy Abar perhaps best expresses the festive spirit of the Art Hop. This frontal silhouette of a 5-foot-tall carnival dancer is posed on one black metal foot in front of Sondik Supply at 716 Pine Street. The crazy-haired figure wears red, yellow and green striped pants and holds wind chimes in its left hand. But what’s that in its right hand? A menorah with a suspended flap of green felt? Viewers can decide for themselves. 

ion to create educational demonstrations, which in turn will be beamed to viewers on the real planet Earth via satellite, and online on NASA TV. Students in classrooms all over the world will have an opportunity to see the Vermont-made globe in space and use it to learn about our planet’s place in the cosmos.

That’s the basic idea behind Hugg-A-Planet, says Forenza, a South Hero resident and 1977 University of Vermont graduate who created the product 27 years ago with his sisters, Patricia and Lorraine. “If we want real peace, we have to start with the children,” Forenza says, paraphrasing Indian spiritual leader Mahatma Gandhi.

“I’m looking to get kids interested in geography and the world.”

Hugg-A-Planet Earth is more versatile than a tradition-

Mail. (Sample title: “Just When Does a Woman Get Too Old for Long Hair?”) And she continued to produce steamy, cosmopolitan novels, including, 2007 bestseller The Adultery Club. The Evening Standard once called her “the new Jackie Collins.”

It’s not hard to see why, based on passages such as this one: “His skin smelled of leather and soap and pine trees just after it’s rained. There was a quiver in the region of my knickers.” But, for all the quivering, One Good Aff air offers some hard-headed insights into love and marriage.

In a 2008 article published in the Independent, Stimson described her own history as a “good Catholic girl” who

al hard globe, says Justin Brown, a special educator for grades 6 through 12 at Bellows Free Academy in Fairfax.

He uses the squishy Earth to teach in various settings.

“It provides a great visual for kids who are kinesthetic learners,” Brown says, referring to students who learn best through physical activity. “I use it for classroom activities and games. At the beginning of the year, I use it for ‘getting to know you’ [activities], for students to show places they have visited or where their families are from. It gives people information about one another’s history.”

Brown also uses Hugg-A-Planets to prepare students for international trips he coordinates to Guatemala, Paris and Belize. “It gives them perspective on the home-site families,” he says. “I show it to them and say, ‘This is our entire world. Here is where you are, this teeny speck, and here’s where the rest of the people are.’” He brings the cushy globes — which come in various sizes — along on the trips to present to local residents. “It’s nice to give as a gift and also to show people where we came from and where we are going,” Brown says.

Brown keeps a Hugg-A-Planet at home for his daughter. At a year old, “She’s not quite old enough to talk about the continents and capitals yet, but we’re getting there,” he says.

While a traditional globe sits on a shelf and is easily forgotten, the Hugg-A-Planet can be tossed on a bed, sofa or dorm-room floor, where it can be leaned against, sat on and referenced faster than you can say, “Google Earth.”

“With Hugg-A-Planet, you can immediately start teaching kids about the world and our place in the universe,” claims Forenza, a father of three. “You can show a

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Now they will capture Hogue embodying Ethan Allen in “an improvisational/town meeting setting,” according to a press release. “He will take questions and dispute the future of Vermont as Ethan returned from the grave” — all in the “idyllic” surroundings of tiny Adamant. Will the Green Mountain Boy convince a worldwide audience that Vermont needs to secede? Stay tuned.  LIVING HISTORY PRESENTATION WITH JIM HOGUE

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had an affair with a married man, wed him after his divorce, and eight years later discovered he was cheating again ... on her.

“I like looking at what comes after the happily ever after,” Stimson says in a phone interview.

Her latest book is Beat the Bitch!, a nonfiction guide for wives who want to keep their husbands away from the other woman. But her fiction also explores the dissatisfaction women can feel in a seemingly “perfect” marriage. “Women have bought into the whole Cinderella syndrome,” Stimson says. “That swooning feeling wears off after a couple of years, and then what do you do?”

Does she call her work “chick lit”? The expression has “become a term of opprobrium,’” points out Stimson, “which is slightly unfair.

You’d never hear the same applied to the rubbish men read. I would never say what I write is literature, but it’s not as banal as some of the pinkcovered stuff you see in the shops these days.”

Stimson has caught some flak in the British press for the sentiments proferred in Beat the Bitch! — “what some might consider very old-fashioned advice,” she acknowledges, about keeping a man by offering him a steady diet of sex with a minimum of nagging. “It’s not about being subservient,” she says, “it’s simply about playing the game, catching more flies with honey than vinegar.”

The author and her second husband, Buffalo native Erik Oliver, moved to Vermont as a “lifestyle choice,” she says — both are “keen skiers.” Stimson, who’s raising three kids, ages 7 to 15, finds the city “very similar to the England I grew up in,” she says. “It’s very neighborly; you can leave your doors unlocked. It’s like stepping back in time for me.”

Stimson’s next novel, The Cradle Snatcher, is out in the U.K. and should hit our shores in 2010. She’s currently working on What’s Yours Is Mine, about “two very different sisters,” one of whom offers to carry the other’s baby. And Stimson says she’s “interested in writing a book set here” — about ordinary Vermont couples who give spouse swapping a try and then grapple with the consequences.

Swingers in the land of Birkenstocks? Stimson says her characters don’t need to be jet setters: “I could write a whole novel about the street I live on.” Her books, she notes, “have a slight glamorous edge to them, but basically they’re about relationships, and that’s the same the world over.” 

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40th-anniversary party in Bethel Woods, N.Y. Next month, at a Vigil for Peace event in New York’s Central Park, Hugg-A-Planets will be onstage and passed around the crowd, Forenza says.

Once in the space station, the pillow Earth

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will make a circuit of planet Earth every 90 minutes for as long as the station remains active — until 2016, Forenza explains. That should give young Earthlings plenty of time for “pillow talk.”

“The one thing all of humanity has in common is our planet,” says Forenza. “If we get a generation of people hugging the world, maybe they’ll take better care of it.” 

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Since 1984, more than a million Hugg-APlanet Earths have sold worldwide, netting the company about a half-million dollars a year, Forenza says. They can be found at toy stores, bookstores and museum gift shops, as well as at www.peacetoys.com.

Putting savvy marketing behind his educational outreach, Forenza tries to get Hugg-APlanets into celebrities’ hands. He sent them to First Daughters Sasha and Malia Obama just before the presidential inauguration. He shared them with musicians at last month’s Woodstock

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Calais farmer and actor Jim Hogue has run for governor (in 2006), grilled policy analysts on WGDR at Goddard College, and brought his Ethan Allen living history presentation all over the state, performing at many Vermont secession-movement gatherings. But it’s probably safe to say he’s never appeared on Dutch TV. That will change after the filmmaking team of Kel O’Neill and Eline Jongsma, U.S. correspondents for the television show “Metropolis,” documents Hogue’s latest performance for the weekly series on the Netherlands’ public network VPRO. (It’s also online with an English site at metropolisweb.tv.) “Metropolis” compiles short documentaries from “a global collective of video journalists and filmmakers,” all addressing an overarching theme such as cops, drugs, beauty ideals or “the century of the city.” Topics recently covered by O’Neill and Jongsma include a “cannabis clinic” in Oakland and an “America’s Got Talent” contestant who preaches abstinence.

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Cypriots seeking love potions are wearing away the tomb of Saint Agapitikos in the village of Arodes. People have been using dust from the grave in the church courtyard for centuries and are supposed to slip it into the drink of the person they’re trying to attract. Reuters reported that in recent years people have begun taking entire shards of stone, so that a quarter of the tomb has disappeared. “I don’t know what has come over people, but they are flocking to the tomb for the stuff,” Mayor Matthaios Stefanou said. “Just the other day, locals saw some people visiting

the tomb, and they were there for a very long time. In the end, they walked off with a huge chunk of stone, maybe even half a kilo of it.”

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Cecil, Do earlobe creases really indicate you may have coronary heart disease?

Jen You may say: This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. But read some Straight Dope mail and you’ll realize dumbest-thing-ever is a pretty high bar. More to the point, earlobe creases shouldn’t be dismissed lightly, as they fall into the surprisingly large category of weird signs possibly indicative of heart disease. If you doubt it, have a seat while we inventory your personal issues, as it were. You might think you’ve got problems now, but in reality things may be oh so much worse.

Earlobe crease (ELC), i.e., a line running diagonally from the bottom of the ear opening to the ear’s lower tip. I first discussed this in 1997, observing that, based on research then available, if you had hairy ears with creased lobes, you were basically a heart attack waiting to happen. The jury’s still out on the hairy part, but ELC’s status as portent of doom has been abundantly confirmed: • A Swedish study of 520 autopsies found ELC had a “positive predictive value” for coronary artery disease of 68 percent — 80 percent in those under 40.

• A Turkish study found ELC was a higher risk factor for heart disease than diabetes, family history of cardiovascular trouble, or smoking.

• Of 340 patients admitted to the Montréal Heart Institute, 91 percent of those with ELC had heart disease versus only 61 percent of those without.

• An Irish study of 247 patients found ELC had a predictive value of 71 percent for heart disease, showing what statisticians call low sensitivity but high specificity.

Translated: if you don’t have ELC, that doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have heart disease, but if you do have ELC, it’s a pretty good bet you do. (To be fair, other research hasn’t found as strong a correlation.)

Why a connection between ELC and heart disease? Nobody knows.

The most plausible theory I’ve heard is that ELC indicates premature aging.

You don’t have creased lobes?

You’re not off the hook yet. We continue with our checklist of heart disease signs: Retinopathy. This is a catchall term for several types of retina disorder often found in diabetics.

If you’re a nondiabetic with one of these conditions, you have a 33 percent greater chance of experiencing coronary heart disease.

Ring finger length. According to Liverpool University researchers, a short ring finger in males = lower level of testosterone = higher risk of heart attack early in life. How do we define short? Typically a guy’s ring finger is slightly longer than his index finger. So divide your index finger length by your ring

finger length. If the resulting ratio is greater than 1.0 (i.e., index finger is longer than ring finger), you’re at greater risk for early heart attack.

If it’s less than 0.9 (index finger considerably shorter), your risk of early heart attack is low.

Male pattern baldness. The largest study to date, which looked at more than 22,000 male doctors over 11 years, found men with frontal baldness were about 9 percent more likely to have heart disease than their nonbalding peers, while those with baldness at the crown (top) of their heads were 23 to 36 percent more likely — and the balder you are, the higher the risk. On the plus side, while a 2007 study at the University of Tucson confirmed that baldness = higher heart disease risk, it also concluded baldness wasn’t a reliable indicator all by itself.

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Acne, absence of. A study of 11,000 UK males found that men who had acne as teenagers had a 30 percent lower chance of dying from cardiovascular or heart disease later in life. Unfortunately, they also had twice the risk of dying from prostate cancer.

Green snot. An upcoming paper in Biochemical Journal reportedly shows a connection between heart disease and green snot, which is caused by an enzyme called myeloperoxidase. The enzyme fights bacteria by producing hypochlorous acid, which can also damage your body’s tissues and lead to asthma, arthritis and atherosclerosis.

Earwax. Here’s an amazing fact you’ll want to trot out next time you get invited to dinner at the White House. There are two kinds of earwax: gray, brittle and dry; and brown, sticky and wet. You produce just one kind or the other throughout your life — earwax type appears to be hereditary. In 1966 a Japanese study seemed to show that dry earwaxers had a greater risk of arteriosclerosis than wet earwaxers.

This observation has never been confirmed, and a later reviewer rightly notes that such results should be regarded with suspicion. But if you’re going to worry about snot and bad breath, you might as well worry about earwax, too.

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My friend Victoria Calogero is a senior psychology major at St. Mike’s.

She hoped to complete a psych-related internship this summer but had trouble finding a place that was hiring.

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says years old and winters exact a heavy toll, exterior wooden staircase. The galley steep a by code age of aver tor e Th cook; the Gene Bergman, the city’s direc kitchen was barely big enough for the apart“fair-market” rent bed. the enforcement. His inspectors see a lot of for gh enou bedroom barely big Nothing’s worse than a money-grubbing slumlord — within still but n dow on a two-bedroom runy badl drop ments that are Peering out the windows at the steep except maybe noisy tenants who trash the place and . says he s, dard apartment in stan a sing was e hou m ther if minimu to street level, I asked the landlord never pay rent on time. Luckily, state laws and Burlington , you Vermont increased “You go into a place that has one light escape. re fi a or ss, egre nd seco housing codes provide protections for renters and ,” dirty just it’s and to $914 this year, go up to the third floor landlords alike, so neither has to play the victim card. It’s “Just the one door,” he said, essentially by. That as calculated by the . tion viola Bergman says. “So it looks really shab code a be may t wha to g all spelled out in several helpful handbooks we’ve listed ittin adm of .” ent U.S. Departm is not in itself a housing code violation below. If you’re a renter, you should know that noise our hunt took us to a hardscrabble r, Late tion an Urb atten s and hall’ Housing North Violations brought to city violations in Burlington start at $500. If you’re a landlord, stretch of Archibald Street in the Old two s take n ment. In ofte elop it gh Dev person usually get fixed, thou note that frigid air whipping in your poorly sealed End. We didn’t immediately find the What Burlington, so-called n whe but nt, tme or more follow-up visits by inspectors. apar windows is a code violation. Here’s a short list to help you the us show to d dule sche is rted fair-market rent dogs go unaddressed are problems not repo distinguish who’s responsible for what. we peeked inside, a pair of enormous n by $1108 — up from ow. wind the at because tenants fear eviction or retaliatio us barking their heads off met the ning Lear s. note $697 in 2000. man didn’t stick their landlords, Berg They looked like Rottweilers, but we al actu and sing hou A family would by shab een difference betw gh to find out. We left the enou long nd arou er rent ,550 a have to earn $36 going code violations is the smartest thing slouching, weathered house without even a year to afford that blew we ent intm can do, he suggests. inside — it was the only appo rent, assuming a third Bergman says that, overall, Burlington’s off. s, of household income t wha housing stock has improved over the year Our experience improved as we learned viola s giou egre ly is spent on housing. “real of ber of num ons the secti with ey would buy and which mon our of ent perc But 52 tions” going down. town appealed to us. for Vermont’s non-farm LANDLORD’S PROBLEM RENTER’S PROBLEM et, Stre ard All this begs the question: If demand Will h Sout of On a leafy stretch , high so is nts tme employees — 151,000 apar , ble oors fl d decent, afforda we found a two-bedroom with hardwoo town? people — earn less e ston blue ate why aren’t new ones going up all over priv a and room ng dini huge a rs: g facto rdin The apartment’s a pigsty on The apartment’s a pigsty acco four , es than that . The rent CEDO’s Brian Pine nam patio just big enough for a picnic table thy, leng move-in day. on move-out day. a ; land of cost to a report from the seems to limited land supply; was $1350 — a price at which quality g Vermont Housing expensive and unpredictable permittin h. go up a notc Landlord refuses to rent to Landlord refuses to rent ts onen opp by uits Finance Agency, an laws of and fear ege and Coll ess; proc ilarly, we saw apartments on Sim someone because of race, to someone whose income that tion organiza sunrooms or others.

South Willard streets with wide-open color, religion, sex, disability wouldn’t cover the rent — funds and advocates at but ain, Real-estate consultant Mark Brooks mpl Cha Lake and terrific views of or family status — that’s that’s to protect property for affordable-housing of our adds one more: money. illegal discrimination. owners. $1475 and $1525, they were way out projects. Rent takes “Apartments aren’t exactly cash cows,” e. rang e pric firm of out bite a bigger says Brooks, whose South Burlington Flammable materials such The tenant decides to We looked at a tidy two-bedroom in the of eys surv e nsiv onters’ paychecks, exte Verm for a Allen & Brooks does as paint and volatile oils are grill under a covered New North End, but it was too suburban r “You . year a e less money twic ing ket leav mar al the area’s rent stored on premises. porch — that’s a violation couple of recent city dwellers. k quic ties and ty utili pret , up n food for eate gets me Stu inco lord al rent of Burlington’s Code of On Walnut Street, we met land everything else. between taxes, insurance and utilities.

Ordinances. ired Old North Ender n-ha gree the n, owa McG Gail Okkonen, a reproperIt costs a lot of money to build apartwho has rehabbed dozens of distressed from cher oltea scho tired He rs.

Trash heaps appear out of Trash heaps appear out of ments.” ties and painted them with bright colo Traverse City, Mich., he nowhere on the front lawn. nowhere in the living room loft A few builders have apartment deoom bedr onea us show to ged arran , the at nsed was so ince after keg party. velopments in the pipeline, Brooks says d “the best apartment in the city.” calle of far ity been qual and have es sales pric but condominium The avocado-green space had bamboo ge Smoke detectors have no Smoke detectors make Burlington rentals that and ngs ceili oot hotter in recent years. That could chan 12-f es, ianc appl ern floors, mod ers own their batteries. annoying racket every day and she fired off an angry, ld 00 unso $12 sit os was as cond energy-efficient everything. The rent at 4:20. unsolicited email about consider renting them until the market owan said he would drop McG e pric a th, mon a s, pres l loca the to it newly picks up. With building lots scarce, that even lower if mortgage payments on the Roof caves in because Roof caves in due to heavy including Seven Days. might be the likeliest place to look for built house didn’t prevent it. tenant’s buddies spent all snow.

She spent a month in the by but new apartments in the near future.

We thought we’d struck gold, winter boarding off it.

Burlington this summer the ing lock “It’s like beachfront property here,” was n time we got there, McGowa her for care to ing help car. The Stu McGowan says. “They’re not door and heading back to his parked Cranking Phish between the Doesn’t like Phish cranked newborn grandson. She just making more of this stuff.” apartment was already rented. “Someone city’s “quiet hours” of 10 out between legal hours of 7 considered moving here “She ully. ruef For our part, Alison and I finally p.m. to 7 a.m. can result in took the place,” McGowan told us a.m. and 10 p.m. to be closer to family, ed on a charming two-bedroom settl a $500 noise fine. was the first one to see it.” e plac er bett a g ndin fi or apartment in the Old North End with That rent-it-on-the-spot approach is her son’s family, so for ket a sunny, eat-in kitchen, a communal Forgot to give the landlord Failure to return a security something McGowan sees a lot in a mar ed apartment start she .” erce garden out back and a price that lets a forwarding address? That’ll deposit, or a list of reasons where competition is “beyond fi hoped to She . ting hun . says he ” slist, us save a little money. But not before craig on slow down the returned why it’s being withheld, “I dread putting stuff a for 00 $10 er und pay day or gaining a healthy appreciation for security deposit. within 14 days of move-out.

“I just get hammered, 100 emails in a “nice” one bedroom. s.” year what McGowan dubs “the impossible two. This is the worst I’ve seen it in 10 “Some landlords and g. thin one is dream” of finding a decent, affordable ber of apartments for rent num e Th be ld shou ts rental agen place to live in Vermont’s Queen The shape they’re in is another. s,” selve them of med asha ce City.  The Burlington Code Enforcement Offi ther wrote. “I have is dmo that ts gran than plain ld r com ear-o lowe sing 54-y hing hou the anyt of s city; dred a for hun healthy that need investigates s to miss never seen so many high-priced rentals considered “tight.” each year, from front-lawn trash heap siding ir, repa stair ir, s repa lord al land ctur s. lets stru ly s, stair en supp roof eds brok new That demand exce ing smoke detectors and ir, general erties. town repair, carpet replacement, ceiling repa off the hook for maintaining their prop It comes with the territory in a college nce.” ing tena 100 keep to of main s 80 is and term in ing stock tion clean sing situa l hou the idea of an h “It’s not where muc t agen al rent one ed of ront ition conf cond even and onen Okk costs in check, and the quality mplain director while touring a one-bedroom in the Cha units suffers,” says Brian Pine, assistant was that et Stre Pine ation School Apartments on for Housing and Neighborhood Revitaliz c omi Econ and ity going for $800 a month. mun Com city’s in the the ).

“She gave me the whole spiel on what Development Office (CEDO a ng duri lls ing market will bear,” Okkonen reca Students are largely responsible for driv n. higa Mic in e hom her ges phone interview from the need in Burlington. The city’s colle , said and eye the in her ed sing The Burlington Department of Code Enforcement investigates housing, health, hou look “That’s when I have built thousands of new student so it, bear ’t won I and safety, zoning, environmental and public nuisance violations. The office produces a have ket nts mar llme the enro ‘Well, I’m units in recent years, as their .’” here handbook, Student’s Survival Guide to Off-Campus Housing, which is full of tips on elsew ey says. mon Pine my gh, take enou I’ll swelled, but it’s still not eviction, repairs and resolving roommate conflicts (“Let it go” and “change your St. ont, Verm of y ersit Univ the — Four schools ngs listi attitude” are but two helpful suggestions). Report code complaints at 863-0442. al rent for New d and unge Alison and I scro Michael’s College, Champlain College ers spap new Download the Survival Guide, complaint forms and requests for hearings at www. l loca : them nd fi tion d Junc coul x we r Esse whereve England Culinary Institute’s ci.burlington.vt.us/codeenforcement. shop ee coff slist, 2063 craig d one, adde — this d) ding close inclu campus (which has since We th. mou of word to g bulletin boards and by beds between 2003 and this year, accordin Vermont Tenants Inc. produces an exhaustive handbook on state housing t half real on ingt Burl h Sout responded to dozens of ads, though abou by d ucte cond ey a surv laws called Renting in Vermont. Download it at www.cvoeo.org/htm/Housing/ did who UVM’s of the landlords never replied. The ones estate consultants Allen & Brooks. Yet tenants/tenantsHome.html. Or call VTI’s voicemail hotline at 864-0099 and leave and May in stukept us busy for several weekends student body alone has increased by 2000 a message with your number and the best time to reach you. Calls are usually an k June. dents in that time. In March, the city struc returned within 48 hours. tCollege First on the list was the Buell Street apar agreement with UVM and Champlain the housment with the overstuffed ashtray, a twoThe Vermont Human Rights Commission handles discrimination complaints to relieve the stress the schools put on ed like s dred hun t truc cons will bedroom priced at $1200. The place look ges when a renter has been refused housing, or had rent jacked up, based on race, ing market: The colle parties. s, and it was hung over from years of killer keg color, religion, sex, disability, family status or national origin. 1-800-416-2010 of new housing units in the coming year y, scummy, the kitchen grim sing on was hou ent room stud bath ng e Th addi to or www.hrc.state.vt.us. ed mitt com UVM of the nt. the wall-to-wall carpets beyond the help a 1:1 basis relative to increasing enrollme kind of on.

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When Burlington’s Peace & Justice Center was founded 30 years ago, nukes were the hot topic among progressiveminded activists. But, after the Cold War tapered off and the Berlin Wall fell in 1989, the peacenik members of the organization had to evolve and branch out.

The growing ensemble soon took up other causes — Hydro-Quebec, racial justice and NAFTA, to name a few. Through educational events, civil disobedience training, war-tax resistance and other activities, the coalition staked its claim as the preeminent peace organization in the region.

Over the years, though, the organization’s multi-issue approach has become increasingly problematic. Many past and present board members agree it’s not necessarily been the best use of the center’s limited resources, and, as the organization enters its third decade, its key players are reflecting on its long-term mission.

“We obviously need to figure ourselves out,” said board chair Hilary Martin. “We need to revitalize the organization just like any nonprofit would at the 30-year mark.”

Wendy Coe founded the organization as the Burlington Peace Coalition in 1979 with Progressive benefactress Robin Lloyd and remains the center’s office manager.

“You have to keep evolving,” she said.

The Burlington-based organization has seen its share of tumult. After long-time executive director Ellen Kahler left in 2002, the center went through two directors in rapid succession. Neither former executive director Chris Meehan — now chief of programs and network services at the Vermont FoodBank — nor Serena Chaudry stayed long enough to set the

PJC on a clear path for the new century.

The center’s new executive director, Nancy Lynch, aims to change that. In May, the PJC hired the 48-year-old former corporate educational recruiter from Safeline, a domestic and sexual violence advocacy organization in the Northeast Kingdom. She served for three and a half years as executive director before handing the organization over to a local woman with a long history there. “I had brought Safeline as far as I could, because I wasn’t from rural Vermont,” Lynch said with a strong Southie accent.

Lynch, a silver-haired woman who exudes confidence, needs no prompting to talk about her work as an activist. Before heading Safeline, she did advocacy work in Vermont and Washington, D.C., for the March of Dimes and the Marijuana Policy Project, which supports the decriminalization of marijuana. These issues may not form part of the PJC’s mission, but Lynch, a resident of Williamstown, said her politics are “radical,” and she considers herself “a change agent” who believes in the causes at the core of the organization’s work. She views her work through both for-profit and nonprofit lenses, she said.

Lynch had some reservations about taking the position, especially because of the organization’s history as a peace group.

“I didn’t know what to expect. I thought they’d be peace activists, maybe aging hippies,” Lynch said. “But what I found was a staff full of people dedicated to a wide range of peace and justice issues.”

Over the past dozen years, the PJC has stood up for workers, immigrants and oppressed people in other countries. It has organized all kinds of antiwar vigils and gone into schools to counter the efforts of military recruiters.

But some of its most visible work has been in the area of economic justice. The center’s job-gap studies, its “basic needs” budget and the Livable Wage Campaign have had a direct effect on the state’s labor policy.

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Vince Illuzzi said of the PJC’s economic analysis. “We’ve always found it to be a useful resource,” especially for the data it supplies about “those on the lower end of the economic spectrum.”

“It’s not a mandate or anything we’re obligated to follow,” Illuzzi added, “but it’s helpful to have when we set thresholds for social programs and work-related policy.”

Despite a “concerted effort by some business lobbyists to kill it,” Illuzzi noted the legislature voted to continue funding the study.

Therein lies the PJC’s future, according to Lynch. Peace depends on the establishment of economic justice, she argues.

“We’re working toward creating a new economy that promotes peace,” she said.

“We are absolutely not forgetting our roots.”

In particular, Lynch said the PJC plans to revisit and update two portions of the “job-gap” study: one relates to the money Vermonters send out of state for goods and services; the other concerns “the tax credits and incentives that we give to companies outside Vermont to do business here,” Lynch explained. With an increased lobbying effort in Montpelier, the organization aims to urge the legislature to “enact performance measurements from independent sources to see what’s the return on investment.”

Not only will Lynch’s arrival spur change at the PJC, but the organization’s move to a new building will bring its work up from underground, literally. While the former location on upper Church Street was easily accessible, it was far from ideal.

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As the PJC shifts and narrows its focus, board chair Martin said she is anticipating some growing pains. Because the organization has worked for positive change in a number of arenas, not everyone will welcome the necessary streamlining. “The difficult part is letting go of things we feel attached to,” Martin said.

Among the issues to which PJC will give less attention is the military counterrecruitment action. With the shuttering of the American Friends Service Committee here in Vermont, the center lost a key ally in that fight.

Kahler, who is now the executive director of the Vermont Sustainable Jobs Fund, said the PJC is wise to redefine its role.

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“The assessment is right there: If you’re on your edge, you’re fine. If you’re off your edge, the assessment is you’re upside down. There are no B edges; it was either success or upside down,” said Wright. In his mind, the “upside down” option is only a problem if you don’t learn from it.

“People get really wrapped up in failure, and the reality is that, unless you look at the failures, you can’t see where the success comes from,” he told me. It was an adage I was sure he’d shared with Anna DiSanto, the 19-year-old sophomore from Dover, Mass., who accompanied us on the river.

An aspiring whitewater instructor herself, DiSanto taught me to wet-exit my kayak and not underestimate the river.

“Todd makes it look so easy,” she kept saying.

After several botched ferrying attempts, I was able to cross the current at the correct angle, on the right edge, and even stay in my kayak. I was successful, but by no means an expert — another four-letter word in Wright’s vocabulary.

Evoking the idea of “expertise,” he insisted, jeopardizes an otherwise productive learning environment by figuratively capping one’s education and separating the learner from the learned.

“I don’t have all the answers,” Wright said. “People always ask me about boating, and I say I’m an advanced intermediate.

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recently traded the comfort of a school desk, a conventional classroom and long-winded professors for the cockpit of a whitewater kayak, the roiling water of the Lamoille River and the company and credo of Todd Wright. It was all in the spirit of education, of course. And adventure.

Wright is the director of Wilderness Programs at St. Michael’s College. Neither a crunchy environmentalist nor strictly a scholar, this brawny outdoors guru is passionate about both his job and theories of learning. But, as I discovered, it’s students that get him really jazzed.

For 13 years Wright has been making outdoor addicts out of the St. Mike’s student body. I wouldn’t liken him to a drug dealer, but as he describes it, his approach isn’t far off: “‘Here’s some whitewater kayaking. What do you think?

You like it? Come on, keep coming back,’” Wright says. “The next thing you know, I’ve hooked another one.”

A self-described outdoor junkie myself, I was interested in whatever he was pushing. So I signed on for a single day of whitewater-kayak instruction as one of Wright’s prized pupils — though he doesn’t use that word because it “connotes a separation of power,” he tells me.

I quickly learned that the first day of whitewater class wasn’t the meet-and-greet, syllabus-review kind I’d grown accustomed to in other courses. Wright upended my preconceptions about education and, as it turned out, me.

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Early in the lesson, in an attempt to ferry across a tongue of current, I rolled my boat. I pulled off my spray skirt and emerged waterlogged and floundering to hear Wright’s voice: “Grab your paddle and your boat with that hand and hold on to mine with the other. Now kick!” he charged, tugging me across the current toward an eddy where I could drain the kayak on a rock. I had just “wet-exited” my boat.

Standing on the boulder and pouring gallons of water back into the Lamoille, I realized that if I wanted to keep the kayak’s hull in the water and out of the air, I’d have to do more than absorb what Wright was telling me. He was going to make me learn to do it, or swim.

So, instead of lecturing me in flat water all day, practicing strokes and spins, and crippling my memory with an overdose of information, Wright — an avid reader of learning theory — simply shared a few principles about white water and my kayak’s center of gravity. Once I felt comfy in the water, shifting my weight from edge

of stuff I still need to learn. Good teachers are just advanced intermediate learners,” he added.

Drying off later in St. Michael’s Alliot Hall, 37-year-old Wright, a New Jersey native, admitted that he hasn’t always got his kicks from teaching and education. It took a tour in the Army for him to identify a learning style he could respond to; the experience also rekindled his innate love of the outdoors.

“People instructing in the military had to teach to a really broad audience,” he said. “They had an uncanny ability to identify an individual’s needs and provide appropriate teaching to get that person up to speed.” Wright enlisted for adventure and an alternative to college, he recalled, but ended up learning a lot about teaching and learning: “That was the first time I watched folks transfer complex information, based on the person receiving the info, in a fashion where they were able to take it, own it and utilize it. And that was need-to-know information.”

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“It was a very different place up there, and a very different feeling,” Wright recalled. “Human-powered endeavors — that’s what I really dig. I got there under my own power, and I knew that those types of experiences would be pretty critical to my future. It was one of those things I never wanted to lose touch with.”

And he didn’t. Wright returned from the military and became a part-time climbing and ice-climbing instructor while enrolled at SMC. By the time he graduated in 1996, St. Mike’s was exploring nonvarsity activities to offer students. The college passed a proposal that included noncompetitive lifetime sports in the curriculum.

It also supplied a job to Wright, who has since compiled an impressive litany of wilderness credentials and certifications.

Hired to direct the program, he was able to marry his love of the outdoors with education — and get paid for it.

“I’ve never had a proper job,” Wright joked, tugging on his pointy soul patch.

“What I do for work, other people do on the weekends for fun.”

But river romping and climbing aren’t the only things on his mind. From our conversations in his truck and on the river, it’s clear that the taste for education that ripened in the Army continues to propel him at St. Mike’s.

It’s even evident from Wright’s emails, where he incorporates a John Dewey quote in his signature: “Give the pupils something to do, not something to learn; and if the doing is of such a nature as to demand thinking, learning naturally results.” That passage turned out to be the mantra for our entire whitewater lesson — even if it does include the word “pupil.”

Wright also has an aversion to such common educational nomenclature as “teacher” and “instructor.” He prefers “coach.”

“I’m not there for the paddling or climbing; I’m there for the individual who

I’m coaching,” he explained to me. “I’ll climb easy terrain all day and just develop someone, and then there’s that moment when the lightbulb goes on. It’s kind of an honor to be present for that moment when someone figures it all out.”

“I’m all about obscuring the lines,” he went on. “‘Coach’ connotes that we are in a process, moving incrementally towards a goal, where ‘instructor’ is linear; it’s giving information. If you’re coaching, you’re engaged in a process with someone, and if it’s done right, it can be a pretty intimate process.”

My whitewater lesson didn’t make Wright and me best buds, but the intimacy he described is certainly evident between him and his certified student instructors, most of whom have logged more than 100 hours of training and field experience. He’s been known to offer his students his garage for summer storage, or to treat them when they forgot to bring money on a kayaking trip. That’s what happened early last month to DiSanto. In addition to buying all her meals, Wright also towed her ashore when she struggled with the afternoon waves off the coast of Maine.

“Todd is always looking out for you and wants to help in any way he can,” said DiSanto. “He has a lot of fun with his job, but he also takes it seriously” — as he did when DiSanto taught me the wet-exit. It was a short lesson, but a crucial one for my safety. And Wright, who evaluated her delivery and instruction, was certainly tuned in.

“I’ve climbed a bunch of mountains, I’ve done a bunch of rock routes, and I’ve paddled a bunch of rivers that everybody else has,” Wright said. “But the instructors we graduate — they are my barometers as to whether I’m doing a quality job.

I gauge my success by their caliber and competency.”

I made plenty of wet-exits on the river that day, thanks to DiSanto’s crash course, and I even ran a few rapids, courtesy of Wright’s coaching. But since there are no letter grades for whitewater kayaking, the only assessment I could give myself is that I did the best I could — on edge and in a skirt. m

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fter landmark civil-union legislation was enacted in Vermont in 2000, town clerks could barely keep up with the demand for licenses.

From Burlington to Bennington, their offices were full of same-sex couples looking to be recognized in a way that would give them the same state protections, albeit with a different name, as their heterosexual peers.

“Back in 2000, we were beating them off with a stick. We’d have 10 couples a week,” recalls Deborah LaRiviere, town clerk in sparsely populated Bolton, of the days and weeks following the legislature’s decision. “We had a booming business then.”

There’s been no such business for LaRiviere in anticipation of the day that same-sex marriage becomes legal in Vermont. As of last week, not a single gay or lesbian couple had come to her office seeking a marriage license.

LaRiviere doesn’t expect requests to pick up

have fewer dates to remember, Trulson joked.

Other officiants around the state are seeing the same trend. Fairfax minister Moretti, who goes by one name, performs about six to ten marriage and civil-union ceremonies a year. So far, he’s only scheduled for two civil-marriage ceremonies, both for couples whose civil unions he has already officiated. The two couples wanted low-key affairs because they’d had big celebrations years ago, Moretti said. He anticipates couples will be more thoughtful about entering into a marriage than they were when civil unions became law. “I don’t think you’ll see the same sort of impulsiveness as you did with civil unions,” Moretti said. “I don’t think people will come here and say, ‘Let’s get a gay wedding.’”

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MiniSter Moretti significantly, either. Although same-sex couples could legally wed in Vermont starting Tuesday, September 1, few are rushing to the altar. As of last Friday in Chittenden County, only 15 civil-marriage licenses had been requested by same-sex couples; in Burlington, just three.

This seeming nonchalance may surprise some observers who watched as throngs of same-sex couples crowded courthouses and town offices to get marriage licenses in Massachusetts in 2003, San Francisco in 2004 and all over California in 2008, before voters approved a constitutional amendment reversing the right. National media documenting the advent of Vermont’s same-sex marriage law are unlikely to see a similar scenario play out.

Greg Trulson, a justice of the peace in Duxbury, cited two probable reasons for the uneventful transition. One: Many same-sex couples already have civil unions and are just transferring them to marriage certificates.

Vermont’s new law will not affect existing civil unions, although no new civil unions will be issued after September 1. Two: There is no threat that civil marriage will vanish. Because Vermont is not a referendum state, marriage rights for same-sex couples can be revoked only if the law is found to be unconstitutional. Since the law bested a gubernatorial veto in April, it is unlikely the legislature or the state’s supreme court will take up this issue again.

At midnight on the night same-sex marriage became legal, Trulson officiated at the wedding of a gay couple from Whitehall, N.Y. It was one of the first same-sex nuptials in the state and one of 19 that Trulson is slated to officiate between now and the end of the year. But Trulson, who owns Moose Meadow Lodge in Waterbury with his soon-to-be husband Willie Docto, said most of the couples he’s talked with are either holding off on civil marriage until the anniversary of their civil union, or are just not making a big deal of it. “There’s not that rush to be the first on September 1,” he said. Many of the couples he expects to see are ones whose civil unions he’s already performed. They’re returning to him on their anniversaries so they

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The fact that there’s no rush to be the first same-sex couple legally married in Vermont has troubled some members of the LGBT community who fought hard for the right.

Weeks before September 1, Beth Robinson, board chair of the Vermont Freedom to Marry Action Committee, lamented the lack of big doings for the “first” same-sex marriage in the state. She said she was surprised no couples had planned ceremonies for just after midnight on September 1.

Karen Pike, a local wedding photographer and board chair of Outright Vermont, likewise said she couldn’t believe no one was planning anything for the big day at 12:01 a.m. After batting around the idea with a few people, Pike found a couple willing to be the public face of same-sex marriage in Vermont and offered them free floral arrangements and her services as a photographer, along with those of Robinson as officiant. Claire Williams and her now-wife Cori Giroux have already had two ceremonies celebrating their love, but legal marriage felt like “icing on the cake,” Williams said. She quipped that when most people get hitched multiple times, it’s generally to different partners.

Williams and Giroux, who had intended to tie the knot some time after September 1, agreed to choose the day itself on principle.

“Can you imagine if civil marriage became legal on September 1 and nobody got married?”

Williams said. “Part of the fight is exercising your right.”

The fact that they were among the few same-sex Vermont couples to wed early on September 1 doesn’t suggest the gay community is apathetic, Williams said. Rather, she thinks it indicates that people feel secure this law will stand. With civil unions as a precedent, same-sex couples can feel safe in the knowledge that their marital rights will be upheld — at least in Vermont. “Because we were the first state to legalize civil marriage through legislation, people aren’t stressed that it’s going away,” Williams said. m

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Fitness

Sweat Net Is a Middlebury-based website as superb as it sounds?

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he last time I took a test related to my physical fitness was in fourth grade.

So it was with curiosity that I began checking out the multiple-choice questions that popped up on my computer screen earlier this summer.

“How often do you work out?” read question 1.

My options ranged from “I never have” to “6 to 7 days per week and I work out extremely hard in and out of the gym.” I selected the latter before moving on to such questions as “Do you work out with free weights?” and “What do your conditions/surroundings need to be for a good workout?”

According to Nick Lynch, the Middlebury-based trainer who devised this questionnaire for his new website, Imsuperb.com, the answer to the question about a good workout environment may be “online.” Last May, the 24-year-old Lynch launched the site — a personalized virtual training log featuring exercises, nutrition news and chiropractic advice — to make preventive health affordable, he says.

Affordable, but not free. Imsuperb. com members pay $10, $12 or $15 per month, depending on whether they shell out for a year, a quarter or a month at a time. That gets them access to videos and photos of 350 exercises, along with chat rooms and a rotating display of “green ideas” that aims to instill healthy and Earthfriendly habits.

Though Imsuperb.com has only about 40 members so far, Lynch aims to enlist millions through corporate wellness programs and word of mouth. “When we have that many members, you bet the information will be translated to all the necessary languages,” he says of his aspirations.

Lynch points out that the cost of joining the site is a fraction of the fees one would pay a professional wellness expert. “Seeing a chiropractor, nutritionist and personal trainer is out of the question financially for most people,” he says during an interview conducted after I signed up for his site. “Imsuperb.com gives real information so that you can live in harmony with yourself and nature, and avoid unnecessary hospital visits.”

Lynch grew up in Montpelier, skiing and playing hockey, soccer, lacrosse and baseball, among other sports. “Hockey was my true passion,” he says, adding that he hired a personal trainer when he was 16 to help with his weightlifting and speed and agility drills. Around the same time, Lynch began working at Barre’s Body Tech gym, and eventually became a certified specialist in sports conditioning and a certified personal trainer.

After a three-year stint in Milwaukee, Lynch returned to Vermont last spring to invest his savings into his new online business.

His partners are his brothers Shane, a chiropractor, and Dan, a nutritionist.

For those who want hands-on training outside virtual reality — and are ready to fork over a few more dollars — Lynch also works out of Vermont Sun Sports and Fitness in Middlebury, offering personal training, group classes, food-shopping tours and meal-plan designs.

As a fitness-focused person, I wasn’t

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Lynch launched the site — a personalized virtual training log featuring exercises, nutrition news and chiropractic advice — to make preventive health affordable.

impressed with Imsuperb.com at first.

The initial step for members is taking the aforementioned eight-question quiz that spits out a fitness level. Mine was Level 4 (out of 5), and the site immediately offered some confusing recommendations for my workout equipment — a stability ball (listed twice), workout clothes (duh!) and mental focus (huh?).

When I clicked on the recom-

mended “dumbbells,” I was told to determine which weight was appropriate. Isn’t that what the site itself is for? For folks who test at Level 1, the situation seems even more dicey.

When I checked, I found the supposedly beginner-friendly exercises were written with terminology — such as “maximum speed,” “sets” and “reps” — that a fitness newbie may not understand.

But when I put these concerns aside and clicked on the warm-up ideas and day-by-day workouts, I became increasingly hooked on Imsuperb.com. Instead of static, confusing directions with step-by-step illustrations, such as those found in most fitness magazines, I discovered exercise descriptions paired with crisp videos and photos that made it easy for me to get out of my routine.

Members can click “in gym” for moves best suited to well-equipped fitness centers, or choose “in home” to see a similar set of exerecises that can be done with nothing more than a towel and a pair of dumbbells.

“The videos have been shot by a motion-picture cinematographer instead of a fitness cinematographer to make the movements and exercises more dramatic and therefore easy to understand,” says Lynch, who explains that most of the “in-home” shots were filmed in a 100-square-foot room to make the moves accessible to almost anyone. “Most websites use computer animation to describe their exercises,” he says. “Both the virtual training and live chat are exclusive to Imsuperb. com.”

Vermonters who might try to identify some of the outdoor shots seen at Imsuperb.com will be disappointed to learn that almost everything was filmed in Milwaukee — whose similarly frigid climate also helped inspire the name of the website. “I was walking down the street on a beautiful winter day; the sun was out and it was about minus 10 with wind chill, and I was thinking of fun ways to answer the everyday question of ‘How are you?’” recalls Lynch. “I thought a cool and fun way to answer is ‘I’m superb, thanks, how are you?’” Typing that phrase in the URL bar, he adds, is a great way to get ready for a workout with positive reinforcement.

For more encouragement, the site has regularly scheduled chats on exercise, chiropractic work and more.

Though some members may like the email reminders, I found them annoying, and didn’t participate in any of the chats. I probably would jump in if I had specific questions — but I wish Imsuberb.com kept archived transcripts of the chats, so those of us who can’t hop online at, say, 10:30 a.m. could browse through the Q&As at our leisure.

I didn’t find the “news” section superb, either — it relies too heavily on explanations of chiropractic work and self-promotion. Anyone hoping to make sense of the barrage of actual news stories on health, fitness and nutrition will be disappointed. On the other hand, the “news” reports of Imsuperb.com members completing events ranging from a 5K to a 200mile relay could motivate users who are beginning new routines with the site’s help.

Having a catalogue of hundreds of exercises at my fingertips is pretty cool, as is knowing that Lynch and his brothers are available to answer members’ questions about wellness.

With cold weather just around the corner, the site just might give others superb reasons to get off the couch and work out on a minus-10 day. m

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landscape of the future look? What defines a landscape as ‘beautiful’ or ‘ugly’? How have notions of natural beauty changed over time?”

Put another way, the thematic exhibition is not entirely cohesive as a “forest,” but some of the “trees” are extraordinary specimens.

To be sure, there are some pragmatic responses here, such as Guy Powers’ “Anaerobic Digester,” which converts cow poop into electricity while also producing fertilizer and trapping harmful gases. Powers is the chief science officer of South Burlington’s Avatar Energy. There is architect Arthur Chukhman’s proposal for the Burlington Waterfront that addresses the pressing issues of waste management and energy production in a very attractive way.

Another architect, Ted Montgomery, presents a housing design, dubbed the “Hale Hibiscus Project,” for tropical and subtropical climates that uses solely renewable resources.

The majority of participants, though, are visual artists, and their contributions to “Human = Landscape” aim not to provide solutions but to shift our thinking. This second half of the review, continued from last week, highlights a few of them.

A landscape generally looks best when humans haven’t messed with it, or at least have lived on it gently. Interestingly, the Firehouse exhibit’s most traditional depiction of landscape — Gary Hall’s murkily evocative blackand-white nature photographs — resides in the basement. Granted, that’s where the Firehouse darkroom is located, but one wonders whether Hall’s pristine images were sited here to ground “Human = Landscape” in the idealized past, not just of the land but of art history, as well.

One can’t help observing, too, that Hall’s photographs and Alex Maclean’s aerial shots of egregious housing developments, on the fourth floor, “sandwich” the exhibit between them.

Presumably curator Chris Thompson hoped viewers would connect the dots. It’s a familiar and well-documented path, but he offers plenty of interesting detours along the way.

It’s impossible to ignore Ethan Bond-Watts’ oversized mobile, “Solaneme,” on the first

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‘ContemporAry explorAtionS: twelVe ArtiStS View lAke ChAmplAin’: The almost-great lake inspires a collection of works in various media and styles from Bonnie Acker, Elizabeth Allen, Anne Austin, Skye Forest, Janet Fredericks, Kathleen Kolb, Virginia McNeice, Jeannie Peterson, Dianne Shullenberger, Brian Sweetland, Arlene Targan and Adelaide Murphy Tyrol. Through September 19 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. dAVid luekenS: “Southeast Asia Life,” 25 shots of people and scenes taken this year in Vietnam, Thailand and Laos. Through September 30 at Sapa Tea and Coffee in Burlington. Info, 310-4135. ‘dog dAyS’: An exhibit about man’s (and woman’s) best friend; all proceeds from sales of works by local artists will benefit the North Country SPCA. Through September 5 at Premises Storefront Gallery in Essex. Info, 518-963-7150. ed ClArk: “Manholes & Mandalas,” photography on handmade paper by the northern New York artist and professor. Through September 5 at Green Door Studio in Burlington. Info, 316-1124. elizABeth BillingS: “The Ties That Bind,” ikat weavings with embroidered text from the Vermont artist’s Handprint Series, as well as a large weaving of twigs from local trees. Through October 4 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570. eSSex Art leAgue group Show: “Anything Goes” is the theme of works in this show by members of the local arts organization.

Through October 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014. ‘full throttle: VintAge motorCyCleS, CuStom ChopperS And rACing mAChineS’: A showcase of the art and design of America’s favorite two-wheeled ride, from classic choppers to racing bikes; ‘the Bright And Shining light of irreVerenCe: riChArd SAjA And the hiStoriCAlly inACCurAte SChool’: The New York textiles designer transforms the Kalkin House into a 19th-century painter’s salon with his trademark embroidered toile, embellished pillows and subversive take on decorative arts; ‘pieCing together the pASt: the QuiltS of florenCe peto’: An exhibit of quilts from the former collector and quilter (1880-1970) who inspired museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb; ‘in the eye of the Beholder: SeleCtionS of AmeriCAn And europeAn Art from the theodore h.

ChurCh ColleCtion’: Paintings and drawings, primarily from the 19th century, that offer a window into the personal nature of collecting; and ‘pAtty yoder: rugS of the BlACk houSe fArm’: From one of the most acclaimed rug hookers (1943-2005), this exhibit includes rugs from her series “The Alphabet of Sheep.” Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

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<exhibitions> ongoing << 33A ‘HumAn = LAndscApe’: “Aesthetics of a Carbon Constrained Future,” a multimedia and multi-location exhibition that poses questions to viewers about the Vermont landscape, taking into account economic realities, appearance and sustainability. It is part of the Energy Project, a partnershhip with the ECHO center. Through October 24 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

JAne cLArk Brown: A retrospective of illustrations, paintings, sculptures and political cartoons, along with a full-sized kayak, by the late Vermont artist and boat builder. Through September 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

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‘Louis comFort tiFFAny: nAture By design’: More than 50 works, including jewelry, lamps, stained glass and furniture, explore the oeuvre of the famous designer within the context of the art-nouveau style and the aesthetic movement. Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. megAn HAck: “Nighttime Stroll,” large-format city scenes in oil on canvas. Through September 30 at August First in Burlington. Info, 540-0060. ned cAstLe: “Indigenous Expressions,” black-and-white photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848.

AnnA diBBLe The southern Vermont artist has had a thing for animals since her childhood in Peru. That is, the tiny town of Peru, Vt., where she grew up with critters both domesticated and wild. In her current exhibit, titled “Dog People,” of prints at Healthy Living in South Burlington, Dibble’s “hybrid” canines strike human poses. Pictured: “The Barkster.” The works are on view through September.

wax on canvas. Through September 30 at Ecco Clothes for Women & Men in Burlington. Info, 860-2220. kArin “spike” roBinson: “Gentle Dreams and Divine Visions,” digital photocollages, primarily from the artist’s own photographs, inspired by surrealists such as Dali and Magritte.

Through September 30 at JK Jewelry in Shelburne. Info, 985-9909. kAy weBB: The Essex Art League member shows her watercolors. Through October 31 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014. kimBerLee Forney: Funky acrylic paintings on canvas and wood, and mirrors that explore nature and music.

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Baustert-Sweetzer, Viiu Niiler, Bill Lewis, Joshua Derner, Dianne Shullenberger, Peter Miller and Mark Heitzman.

With works ranging from precise scientific forms to fluid landscapes, the exhibit remains on view through October 25. Pictured: graphite drawings by Mark Heitzman, who also happens to be a cardiologist.

‘TreAsures And TAles of lAke ChAmplAin’: Selected objects and stories from members of the community displayed as a component of the current exhibit, “A Beckoning Country.” Through September 20 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

‘WArren kimble’s AmeriCA’: The renowned, Brandon-based folk artist shows his paintings and mixed-media works of barns, flags, landscapes and animals in the 1871 Lighthouse. Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

:: central CelebrATing monTpelier’s WATer TreATmenT plAnT: Photographs, history and a mural extol the virtues of purifying the capital city’s most vital fluid. Through September 30 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 229-5676. hope rAppAporT: “Portraits in Painting,” works in oil. Through September 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. kATie flindAll: “Young Hearts, Starry Nights,” illustrations by the central Vermont artist. Through September 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier.

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leslie bArTleTT: “Give Me Your Hands: The Barre Sculptors & Their Stone,” expressive hand “portraits” of stone carvers by the Gloucester, Mass., photographer, along with large quarry photos printed on fabric and hung like scrolls. Through September 4 at Vermont Statehouse in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. mAry AdmAsiAn: “Pins and Needles,” mixed-media work that turns white paint, molded cloth, pins, needles and thread into paintings of two-plus dimensions. Through September 20 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. muffin rAy: “Discarded and Salvaged,” large-scale textile-assemblage “paintings” in mixed media.

September 3 through October 29 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. neysA russo: Hand-felted rugs and home décor accessories made from New England wool. September 3 through 27 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141. ‘on The lAndsCApe: A feminine eye’: This group show features the paintings of Kate Emlen, Bunny Harvey, Ginger Levant, Celia Reisman and Frances Wells. Through October 4 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. peTer ArThur WeyrAuCh: Largeformat black-and-white prints by the landscape/nature photographer.

Through September 30 at Restaurant Phoebe in Montpelier. Info, 262-3500.

roger irWin: “Northeast Kingdom Nature Photography,” images of Vermont wildlife and wild landscapes. Through September 30 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. ruTh hAmilTon & mArC AWodey: “Visual Poetics,” landscape, 3D and abstract paintings related to the natural world by the Vermont artists. Through September 7 at Fox Hill Center for the Arts in Poultney. Info, 884-4100. ‘sCulpTCyCle’: The second annual outdoor exhibit of sculptures made from recycled bicycle parts features more than 20 creations by regional artists and are scattered around downtown. Through October 31 in Montpelier. Info, 223-9604.

‘The figure & beyond’: A show of work

by Warren-based painter Billy Brauer and his students over the past 40 years. Through October 25 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743.

‘The VieTnAm WAr: A refleCTion’: Photographs, equipment, artifacts and memory books of Vermonters killed in the Vietnam War, and other memorabilia make up this historic exhibit. Through November 11 at The Pain House in Northfield. Info, 485-4297.

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GIRLS Nick Patten is a student at the Center for Cartoon Studies. He wishes lake monsters were real.

“Drawn and Paneled” is a collaboration between Seven Days and the Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction, featuring works by past and present students. These pages are archived at www.7dvt.com/center-for-cartoon-studies. For more info, visit CCS online at www.cartoonstudies.org.

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:: champlain valley deborAH Holmes & JoHn Armstrong: “Vermont Living,” watercolors and prints, and rustic furniture, respectively. Through September 30 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032. ‘disCover 1609: nAvigAting tHrougH History’: An exhibit that provides an enriched perspective on Samuel de Champlain, his Native allies and their activities in the region; includes a timeline both before and since the French explorer arrived in the area. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

‘Prints And PreJudiCe: WoodCuts And ArtifACts of tHe AmeriCAn Civil WAr’: Art and material culture featuring 70 original woodcuts from Harper’s Weekly and Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper reveal the excitement and the sacrifices of the war. September 4 through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. rebeCCA lePkoff: “Almost Utopia: In Search of the Good Life in Mid-Century America,” black-and-white photographs depicting the daily life at Pikes Falls, Vt., a community that formed around pioneer back-to-the-landers Helen and Scott Nearing. Through September 15 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. sAmAntHA tAlbot kelly: The Montpelier artist makes a fashion statement with newspapers, representing the collective consciousness in our interconnected lives. Through September 8 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre, in Rutland. Info, 235-2734. tAd merriCk: “A Certain Ambiguity,” personal images from the longtime commercial photographer.

Through September 13 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222. tHe blue sWAns: The Middleburybased group of nine local artists collaborate on a mixed-media, cross-pollinated exhibit dedicated to the theme of “house.” Through September 5 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464.

:: northern Amy C. storey: “Amor Vincit Omnia,” a show of recent paintings.

Through September 5 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

‘CleAr visions’: An exhibition of new works by Norwich photographer Jon Olsen and Hardwick glassblowers Harry and Wendy Besett, all inspired by nature and mastery of form. Through September 29 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158. ‘exPosed! 2009’: This annual exhibit includes sculptures sited outdoors and in the gallery, featuring works in multiple media by regional artists.

Through October 10 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. ‘fACing tHe trees/seeing tHe World’: Photographs by David R. Levitt, landscape oil paintings by Louise Arnold, floral watercolors by Sachiko Yoshida and bronze sculptures

by Nancy Schade. Through September 23 at Hangman Frame Shop & Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 525-4405.

‘fine lines’: The exhibition features eight Vermont artists whose expertise lies in the drawn line: Harald Aksdal, Monica Baustert-Sweetzer, Viiu Niiler, Bill Lewis, Joshua Derner, Dianne Shullenberger, Peter Miller and Mark Heitzman. Through October 25 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

JACob WAlker Art CooPerAtive: Having lost their gallery, the 17 members take their artwork in oil, watercolor, acrylic and pastel to this accommodating exhibition space.

Through October 16 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 244-6648.

Judy beyer: The Wisconsin artist shows her watercolor paintings. Through September 6 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3251. ‘lAnd And ligHt’: The annual exhibit of New England landscape paintings features 99 works by 68 artists around the region, juried by Stowe artist Rett Sturman. Through September 20 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. lynne berArd, melvin HArris & stefAn volAtile-Wood: Three new artists to the gallery show their paintings in floral watercolor, computer-generated landscapes and hyperrealist acrylics, respectively. Also ClAire dunn returns to the gallery with black-and-white photographs of local buildings, as well as new abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic. Through October 24 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700. monique bonneAu: An exhibit of the Vermont illustrator’s evocative paintings for the new book, The Fairy Garden,

by Tanya Sousa. Through September 30 at Sterling College in Craftsbury Common. Info, 586-7711, ext. 159. susAn lArkin: “Paintings of the Champlain Islands,” recent works in oil and pastel by the Isle La Motte landscape painter. Through October 10 at Merchants Bank in South Hero. Info, 928-3081.

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:: regional ‘exPAnding Horizons’: Painting and photography of the American and Canadian landscape, 1860-1918, examining the artistic expression of the two countries’ westward momentum in works by the best artists of the period. Through September 27 at Montréal Museum of Fine Arts. Info, 514-285-1600. felix de lA ConCHA: “Private Portraits/ Public Conversations,” a multimedia exhibit of 51 portraits that explore how members of the Upper Valley and Dartmouth communities have encountered conflict and how they made, or are making, their journey toward reconciliation. Through September 27 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Are you having intense cravings for candy? Do you find yourself leaning in the direction of sappy emotions and syrupy words?

That’s what my astrological projections suggest.

And if that’s indeed the case, I’d like to steer you in a different direction. It’s not that an extravagant involvement in chocolate and sentimentality is wrong or bad. But what you truly need, in my opinion, is a more muscular, provocative sweetness. A wilder, more vibrant sweetness. A sweetness that can smash obstacles and incite high magic.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I won’t protest if

you try to conceal yourself from bullies or gossips or critics or narcissists. You have cosmic permission to hunker down and keep a low profile. But please don’t hide from yourself. In fact, I encourage you to make yourself extra available to yourself. Listen respectfully to the questions and comments that your shadow murmurs in your inner ear. Be eager to tune in to the messages your body is longing to tell you. These communications might sometimes be a minor pain in the ego, but the long-term benefits to your soul could be substantial.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I have tuned in to your yearning for resolution, O Seeker. I know that your heart fervently wants the riddles to run their course, the mysteries to be revealed, the uncertainties to be quelled. And I have ransacked my imagination in search of what consolation I might provide to appease your quest for neat, simple truths. But what I have concluded, O In-Between One, is that any solutions I might try to offer you would not only be fake, but also counterproductive. What you actually need, I suspect, are not answers to your urgent questions, but rather, better questions; more precisely formulated questions; more ruthlessly honest questions. Dig deeper, please. Open wider. Think fatter.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): No one knew there was

coal in the United States until 1790. A hunter who was wandering near Pennsylvania’s Broad Mountain stumbled upon it accidentally when his campfire lit up an outcropping of pure anthracite. That discovery was both a blessing and a curse; since then, the mining of coal has yielded abundant energy but also environmental degradation. I predict a metaphorically similar event for you in the coming days, Leo. You will inadvertently find a potentially enormous source of valuable fuel that will, like coal, present you with both rich opportunities and knotty dilemmas.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I dare you to say yes

to a possibility you’ve said no to in the past. I double dare you to try an impossible thing before lunch each day. I triple dare you to imagine you’re a genius at inspiring people to like you and help you. I quadruple dare you to drive overly stable people crazy for all the right reasons. I quintuple dare you to fantasize that your so-called delusions of grandeur have begun to contain more than a few grains of truth.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I know a 19-year-old

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chose the latter path, completing an 18-mile bike ride that tested her endurance and drove her into the heights of exhilaration. As she pedaled, she drove herself onward with the throbbing thought that this was a perfect way to silence the self-destructive voice within her. I offer her victory to you, Libra, as being worthy of imitation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Let’s take inventory

of your harvest, Scorpio. What blossomed for you these past months? Which of the seeds you planted last March and April sprouted into ripe, succulent blossoms? Which seeds grew into hard, spiky clumps?

And what about weeds, pests and predators? Were you tireless about keeping them away from your beauties?

Finally, what did you learn about growing things that could give you a green thumb when you cultivate your seeds in the next cycle?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Before she became a rock goddess, Gwen Stefani cleaned the floors at an ice cream parlor. Prior to ascending to stardom, Ellen DeGeneres was an oyster shucker, Keanu Reeves worked as a janitor, and Brad Pitt performed as a giant chicken mascot. As for me, my gig as an internationally syndicated astrologer was not my first. Among many other things, I washed enough pots and pans in cheap restaurants to fulfill my dishwashing karma for my next five incarnations. I hope these examples serve to inspire you, Sagittarius.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I know some brave pioneers who make responsible use of psychotropic drugs as they map out the borderlands of consciousness. I’m glad they’re doing that work, but my path is different. I don’t indulge in marijuana, LSD, ayahuasca or psilocybin. However, my many years of doing meditation, dream work and various spiritual practices have nevertheless transformed me into a radical mystic with some of the same knowledge that the psychedelic experimenters have. Keep that disclaimer in mind as you ruminate on my advice for you, which is this: Blow your own mind, baby. Raise your expectations, supercharge your fantasy life, and make forays out into the frontiers. Get high in ways that are appropriate to your ethical code.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I love the new

neighborhood I just moved to. It’s insanely eclectic.

Modern suburban-like homes with impeccable emerald-green lawns stand right next door to bedraggled 1950s-style ranch houses with unfinished plywood for garage doors and high brown weeds blanketing the front yards. A rusty mustard-yellow 1977 Cadillac Seville sporting a McCain-Palin bumper sticker is parked on the street next to a shiny 2007 Volvo with a sticker that advises, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” Aging rednecks with fishing gear scattered in the driveway live next door to hipster musicians who blast psychedelic folk songs from their garage rehearsal space. I urge you to hang out in places like this in the coming weeks: where diversity rules, where the pigeonholes are exploded, where variety is not just the spice of life but the main course.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The month of August brought you some peculiar advances. You got a reward that didn’t mean as much to you as it might have had you received it earlier. You outgrew an enigma that had puzzled and frustrated you forever. And you finally wriggled free of a shadowy game that you had been attached to long after it lost its power to educate you. As curious as these wistful breakthroughs have been, they are prologue to what’s headed your way. Get ready to solve a problem you didn’t even know you loved.

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Humpday HHHH

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Pillow talk Duplass and Leonard play old pals who decide to become friends with benefits.

hen you probably last ran into him, in The Blair Witch Project, Joshua Leonard was scared, but in Humpday he’s downright terrified. He plays Andrew, a bohemian world wanderer who suspects deep down he’s not the artist he’s long claimed to be, and who shows up unannounced at 2 in the morning on the Seattle doorstep of a college bud he hasn’t seen in a decade. Luckily for Andrew, Ben — played by Mark Duplass — has changed, but not that much. He has a 9-to-5 job, a mortgage and a Mrs. (Alycia Delmore), but his inner dude is alive and well.

Ben is genuinely overjoyed to be dragged out of bed by his old friend, who has just returned from Mexico. Anna is the picture of a cool, unflappable wife. They prepare a place for their unexpected guest to crash, and the two men reminisce and catch up late into the night. The third feature from Seattle director Lynn Shelton, Humpday is that rarest of achievements: a movie in which the dialogue is largely improvised but nonetheless wickedly funny and insightful. Rather than simply informing Andrew, for example, that he and his wife are trying to make a baby, Ben explains, “We’ve officially removed the goalie, and now we’re just doing free kicks.” That’s a line that could make Judd Apatow jealous.

Fear not: This isn’t one of those comedies like You, Me and Dupree about the home-wrecking high jinks that ensue when a wild and crazy visitor injects chaos into a domestic routine. Far from it. This is one of those comedies whose subject is the parameters of male bonding, the true meaning of the immortal declaration, “I love you, man,” and what happens when two straight guys resolve to have sex with each other on film. Which is to say, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen.

Within hours of blowing into town, Andrew has befriended a household of free-living, hard-partying

artsy types and attached himself to one half of a lesbian couple (played by the director), who swings both ways.

Summoned to the scene, Ben assures Anna by cell that the boys will be home in plenty of time to partake of the pork-chop dinner she’s preparing. Instead, they wind up imbibing much wine and beer, smoking multiple spliffs and then joining in a discussion of an upcoming amateur porn contest — which provides the picture with its title, and which actually exists. Stoned out of their minds, the two old friends attempt to outcool their hard-to-shock hosts by announcing their intention to enter the competition. And each other.

“It’s not gay; it’s beyond gay,” they rationalize. “It’s not porn; it’s art.” Shelton does a superb job of cataloguing the series of psychological states through which the characters pass between the morning after their pronouncement and the evening scheduled for the shoot in a nearby motel. Neither wants to be the one to back down, though you can see in their eyes that either would jump at the chance to laugh the whole business off. For example, the

director stages a telling scene in which a session of shooting hoops in Ben’s driveway escalates into a display of aggression, as though each guy feels a need to ensure his masculinity is not in question. Then, of course, there’s the small matter of breaking the news to Anna.

Like so much in the movie, this does not unfold as one might expect. A succession of comic miscommunications takes place before Anna stuns Ben with a revelation of her own. If he harbored a secret hope she’d stand in his way, thereby letting him off the hook, it is abandoned in short order.

And then the big night arrives. Ben enters the rented room carrying a home video camera. Andrew walks through the door moments later. As I watched them confront the moment of truth, it occurred to me that the previous 80 or so minutes had consisted of not only some of the funniest and most observant filmmaking I’ve witnessed this year, but the most suspenseful as well. Will Tom Hanks solve Dan Brown’s latest over-the-top puzzle in time? Will Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds find true love against seemingly insurmountable odds? These are the kinds of questions we are accustomed to waiting in the dark to have answered. But believe me, for all the disparity in budget, production values, special effects and star power, they can’t hold a candle to Are these two dudes really going to do each other?

Movie-critic law forbids my even hinting at how it all turns out and, naturally, I wouldn’t if I could. The climactic sequence — so to speak — is an exquisitely dandy surprise. Something, come to think of it, that can be said of Humpday itself.

Rick Kisonak

In the Loop HHHHH

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cuss and tell Capaldi offers some gentle feedback to the aide he calls “Ron Weasley” in Iannucci’s comedy.

he differences between British and American politics are many, but to contrast their portrayals on-screen, you need look no further than the two versions of State of Play. In the original British TV serial, an up-and-coming young legislator catches the Tube to work. In the American movie version, he sits regally in a car driven by a lackey.

In the U.K., the typical approach to politics-as-entertainment is fast-paced, ensemble-oriented and irreverent — a “warts and all” depiction with emphasis on the warts, moles and facial hair. In the U.S., even in wonky dramas such as “The West Wing,” it’s hard not to get a sense that we still want to see our leaders as modern-day versions of straight-backed George Washington crossing the Delaware.

There may be no better primer on dignity-free politics than the British satire In the Loop. The closest it has to a protagonist is Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi), the unseen prime minister’s chief spin doctor, who comes on-screen spewing baroque profanity and never stops. The PM wants the option of supporting the U.S. president in his intention of declaring war on an unnamed Middle Eastern country. But one of the cabinet ministers, Simon Powell (Tom Hollander), has made the mistake of carelessly telling a radio interviewer he thinks war is “unforeseeable.”

Tucker’s job is to bludgeon (verbally) the errant minister into toeing the party line, which he proceeds to do with gusto. But a visiting official from the U.S. State Department (Mimi Kennedy) wants to use Powell as a pawn in her efforts to halt the build-up to war; a report authored by her young aide (Anna Chlumsky) suggests

the president is acting on faulty intelligence. Soon she and an antiwar general (James Gandolfini) are engaged in a tug-of-war with Tucker for the hapless minister’s soul.

As for the rather dim object of their attentions, who can’t stop putting his foot in his mouth, he’s less interested in taking stands on war than in deciding which starlet he’d bring with him to a desert island.

The action jumps from London to D.C. to the U.N. building, giving director Armando Iannucci and his writing team a chance to make important people on both sides of the Atlantic look venal and stupid. That they do, and have fun doing it. The movie is spun off from Iannucci’s ongoing U.K. TV series “The Thick of It,” and incorporates some of the stars of the show — in particular, Capaldi, who should be better known here. Hunching his shoulders and jutting his neck like a vulture, he practically hisses as he savages his interlocutors. (A relatively mild sample: Sent to a White House briefing with a fresh-

faced aide, Tucker sneers, “No offense, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet.”)

The other characters give as good as they get, lobbing barbed metaphors and pop-culture references like tabletennis pros. The script is eminently quotable, and virtually all the performances are rich, from Gandolfini’s as the general, who points out acidly that there aren’t enough troops for a new engagement (“at the end of a war you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you’ve lost”) to David Rasche’s dry, sinister turn as a hawkish Assistant Secretary of State who keeps a live grenade on his desk.

Rasche also appeared last year in the Coen brothers’ Burn After Reading, a comedy set in the Washington milieu that wasn’t satirizing anything but the general stupidity of people, spies and bureaucrats included. In mood and tone, In the Loop has a lot more in common with the Coens’ film than it does with high-concept political satires such as Dr. Strangelove and Wag the Dog. Unlike Burn After Reading, though, it has more to offer the audience than a massive concluding WTF. Iannucci presents a fairly plausible vision in which the fate of the world depends on the machinations of overgrown middle schoolers taking sides on the political playground.

No references are made to real events, but the applications seem obvious. And the message — that trying to steer public opinion in a democracy is no dignified pursuit — rings loud and clear.

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ALL ABOUT STEVE: Sandra Bullock plays a screwball crossword-puzzle creator who falls for a hunky cable news cameraman in this romantic comedy from first-time director Phil Trail. Bradley Cooper and Thomas Haden Church costar. (98 min, PG-13.

Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) EXTRACT: An unexpected development threatens to put the kibosh on an entrepreneur’s plans to sell his business in this comedy from Office Space director Mike Judge. Featuring Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, J. K. Simmons and David Koechner. (91 min, R. Capitol, Majestic, Palace) GAMER: Gerard Butler stars in this futuristic action fantasy concerning a popular online game in which human beings manipulate other human beings in ultraviolent weekly battles. With Michael C. Hall and Kyra Sedgwick. Directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. (95 min, R. Essex, Majestic) THE STONING OF SORAYA M.: From director-cowriter Cyrus Nowrasteh comes this fact-based account of an innocent woman’s brutal persecution in an Iranian village. Shohreh Aghdashloo and Jim Caviezel star.

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(500) DAYS OF SUMMERHHH1/2 Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel are paired in this romantic comedy in which boy meets girl, girl dumps boy, and boy spends the rest of the film reliving their time together in an effort to figure out why. Kelly Minka costars. Director Marc Webb makes his feature film debut. (95 min, PG-13. Marquis, Palace, Stowe) ADAMHHH A lonely young woman reaches out to her handsome neighbor who has Asperger’s syndrome in this drama from first-time director Max Mayer. Rose Byrne and Hugh Dancy star.

With Amy Irving. (95 min, PG-13. Roxy)

DISTRICT 9HHHH Director Neill Blomkamp makes his feature debut (the TV ads had you thinking Peter Jackson helmed this, am I right?) with this sci-fi saga involving aliens who’ve been relocated to South Africa by the various governments of Earth.

Starring Jason Cope, David James and Mandla Gaduka. (112 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Sunset, Welden) THE FINAL DESTINATIONH1/2 The newest trend in Hollywood: fun with definite articles. Final Destination (2000) was a decent silly thriller about some teenagers who cheat death — literally — and then try to dodge the wrath of the Grim Reaper.

Does the title indicate that this third (and 3-D) sequel is, in fact, the final installment? Expect all projectiles to come straight at you. With Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten and Krista Allen. David Ellis directs. (82 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset, Welden) G-FORCEHH Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell and Tracy Morgan are among the voice cast in Disney’s computer-animated comedy about a group of guinea pigs trained by a covert government bureau to operate as elite espionage agents. Hoyt Yeatman directs. (86 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Sunset, Welden) G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRAHH1/2 You know the world has changed when a Hasbro production is considered a motion picture with a pedigree, but so it is, thanks to the toy maker’s collaboration with Paramount on the megasuccessful Transformers franchise.

This time around, the companies partner on an action-adventure about an elite soldier and his outfit, who battle a shadowy organization bent on plunging the world into chaos.

Channing Tatum, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Brendan Fraser, Dennis Quaid and Joseph Gordon-Levitt star. Stephen (The Mummy) Sommers directs. (118 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset)

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GOODBYE SOLOHHHH Ramin (Chop Shop) Bahrani directs this acclaimed indie exploration of the unlikely bond between a young Senegalese cab driver (Souléymane Sy Savané) and a tough old Southern fare (Red West) who has an unusual request for him.

With Diana Franco Galindo. (91 min, R. Big Picture; ends 9/3) THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARDHHH Look vaguely familiar?

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Maybe Talladega Nights? That’s because this comedy about car salesman for hire Don Ready and his rowdy crew is the first release from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay’s new production company. Jeremy Piven, Ed Helms and Ken Jeong star. Neal Brennan directs. (89 min, R. Majestic; ends 9/3) HALLOWEEN IIHH1/2 A couple of Labor Day weekends ago, Rob Zombie’s grisly “reboot” of the Halloween franchise scored number one at the box office. Hence this sequel, in which masked killer Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) chops up some folks on the way to a reunion with his baby sister (Scout Taylor-Compton). Somehow or other, Malcolm McDowell is back, and Zombie helms again. (101 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Sunset) THE HANGOVERHHH1/2 From Old School director Todd Phillips comes this comedy in which a group of friends takes a trip to Vegas for a blow-out bachelor party and winds up losing the groom. Featuring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Justin Bartha. (96 min, R. Sunset) HARRY POTTER AND THE HALFBLOOD PRINCEHHH1/2 The young wizards of Hogwarts are back in the adaptation of J. K. Rowling’s sixth book, wherein Harry prepares to face the looming Voldemort threat and his teenage hormones. David Yates directs. With Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Jim Broadbent, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, David Thewlis and a host of other Brit thespians. (153 min, PG. Essex, Majestic)

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HUMPDAYHHHH Call it Ben and Andrew Make a Porno. Two college buddies who took different paths in life reunite and hatch a most unusual scheme — making a sex tape together — in Lynn Shelton’s offbeat indie. With Mark Duplass and Joshua Leonard. (94 min, R. Palace; ends 9/3) THE HURT LOCKERHHHH Kathryn (Strange Days) Bigelow directs this highly acclaimed account of life inside an American bomb squad in Iraq that specializes in disarming IEDs. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, and Bryan Geraghty star. (105 min, R. Roxy) ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURSHH1/2 Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary and Queen Latifah head the voice cast in this second sequel to the 2002 computer-animated hit. In this installment, Manny and Ellie make plans for the birth of their first baby.

Simon Pegg costars. Carlos Saldanha once again directs. (112 min, PG. Majestic) INGLOURIOUS BASTERDSHH1/2 Brad Pitt stars as the leader of a band of Jewish soldiers who take revenge against the Nazis one scalp at a time in the latest from Quentin Tarantino.

Also featuring Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, and Christoph Waltz. (152 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden) IN THE LOOPHHHH1/2 A politician’s careless on-air comment ignites an international crisis in this down-anddirty political satire from the U.K. Veteran TV writer Armando Iannucci wrote and directed. With Peter Capaldi, James Gandolfini and Tom Hollander. (106 min, NR. Palace) JULIE & JULIAHHH Meryl Streep and Amy Adams are paired in writerdirector Nora Ephron’s fact-based comedy about foodie doyenne Julia Child and the New York office temp who decides to prepare all her classic recipes and blog the results. With Chris Messina and Stanley Tucci. (123 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe) LEMON TREEHHH1/2 A Palestinian widow (Hiam Abbass of The Visitor) fights a legal battle to save her lemon grove, which happens to occupy the green line border between Israel and the West Bank, in this drama from writer-director Eran Riklis.

With Ali Suliman and Danny Leshman.

(106 min, NR. Roxy; ends 9/3) ORGASM, INC.: Eight years in the making, Liz Canner’s documentary investigates the pharmaceutical giants’ race to be the first to win FDA approval for a product that can guarantee women the big O. (80 min, NR. Roxy; ends 9/3) ORPHANHH Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard are paired in this suspensefest, in which a couple adopts a young girl who turns out to be less angelic than she seems. Costarring Isabelle Fuhrman. Directed by Jaume (House of Wax) Collet-Sera. (105 min, R. Sunset) PONYOHHHH1/2 From worldrenowned master of animation Hayao (Spirited Away) Miyazaki comes this “Little Mermaid”-inspired story of a goldfish and her dream of one day becoming human. Featuring a voice cast including Matt Damon, Tina Fey and Lily Tomlin. (101 min, G. Palace) POST GRADHH Alexis Bledel and Zach Gilford are paired in this romantic comedy about a young woman who graduates from college with big dreams but is forced to put them on hold and move back home, where she grows unexpectedly close to her old best friend. Jane Lynch and Rodrigo Santoro costar. Vicky (Shrek) Jensen directs. (89 min, PG-13. Capitol, Majestic; ends 9/3)

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wednesday 2 — thursday 3 The Final Destination (3-D) 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 7:05, 9:15. Halloween II 1:20, 4:20, 7:15, 9:45. Inglourious Basterds 12, 3:10, 6:20, 9:30. Shorts 12:20, 2:25, 4:30, 6:35. Post Grad 9:35. District 9 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, 9:45.

The Time Traveler’s Wife 1:10, 4, 7, 9:35. The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 8:50. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:30. Julie & Julia 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, 9:25. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 12:10, 3:20, 6:30.

G-Force (in 3-D) 12:40, 3:30. The Ugly Truth 7:20, 9:40.

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friday 4 — sunday 6 Inglourious Basterds 5, 8. District 9 5:30, 8. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 3. Vermont International Children’s Film Festival: Azur and Asmar 2.

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wednesday 2 — thursday 3 Inglourious Basterds 6:45. The Ugly Truth 6:55. District 9 7. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 6:50. friday 4 — thursday 10 The Time Traveler’s Wife 1:30 & 3:50 (Sat-Mon), 6:50 (all week), 9 (Fri-Sun).

Shorts 1:10 & 3:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30 (all week), 8:15 (Fri-Sun). District 9 7 (all week), 9 (Fri-Sun). Inglourious Basterds 1 & 3:45 (Sat-Mon), 6:40 (all week), 9:15 (Fri-Sun). G-Force 1:20 & 3:40 (Sat-Mon).

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93 State St., Montpelier, 229-0343. wednesday 2 — thursday 3 The Final Destination 6:30, 9.

Inglourious Basterds 7. Post Grad 6:30. The Time Traveler’s Wife 6:30, 9. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 9. Julie & Julia 6:30, 9. friday 4 — thursday 10 *All About Steve 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. *Extract 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. The Final Destination 9.

Inglourious Basterds 1:15 (Sat & Sun), 6:15 & 9 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). The Time Traveler’s Wife 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30. Julie & Julia 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9.

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Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rte. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 2 — thursday 3 District 9 1:15, 4:20, 7:10, 9:45. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 1, 4, 7, 9:40.

G-Force 1. Halloween II 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:35. Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince 9. Inglourious Basterds 12:20, 3:20, 6:20, 9:20. Julie & Julia 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. Shorts 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:05. The Final Destination (in 3-D) 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30.

The Time Traveler’s Wife 4:15, 6:50, 9:20. friday 4 — tuesday 8 *All About Steve 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10. *Gamer 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. District 9 1:15, 4:20, 7:10, 9:45.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 7, 9:40.

Halloween II 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:35. Inglourious Basterds 12:20, 3:20, 6:20, 9:20. Julie & Julia 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. Shorts 12:40, 2:50, 5.

The Final Destination (in 3-D) 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30.

Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

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friday 4 — tuesday 8 *All About Steve 12:50, 3:50, 6:45, 9:05. *Gamer 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. *Extract 1:20, 4, 7, 9:25. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (3-D) 1. Up (3D) 3:20. The Final Destination (3-D) 12:10, 2:20, 4:20, 6:50, 9. Halloween II 7:15, 9:45. Inglourious Basterds 12, 3:05, 6:10, 9:15. District 9 1:15, 4:15, 7:05, 9:40. The Time Traveler’s Wife 6:40, 9:10. Shorts 12:20. Julie & Julia 12:30, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 3:10, 6:20.

G-Force (in 3-D) 12:40, 3:30. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 9:30.

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District 9 6:30 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Shorts 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun).

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Inglourious Basterds 12:05, 3:15, 6:30, 9:40. Julie & Julia 10:30 a.m.

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day before the Champlain Valley Fair opens its gates to the public, Ronnie LaBelle is already taking out the trash after two days of service at her indoor eatery, Groucheese, on the Expo grounds. The petite, pixie-cut-sporting 60-year-old owns the spot with her husband, Richard. LaBelle is cleaning up after serving carnies and other fair employees until 2 p.m. that day. While she chats with Seven Days, several burly men ask if Groucheese is still doling out sweet potato fries. LaBelle apologizes and says, “I would stay all day, but it’s our wedding anniversary, and we’ve got better things to do.”

Those better things include cramming in some relaxation before beginning a 10-day marathon that starts at 6:30 a.m.

— when the LaBelles arrive from their home in Milton to feed midway workers and fairgoers breakfast — and ends after dinner service wraps up at 10 p.m. LaBelle already sounds frazzled as she details the workload: “I’m on my feet for hours prepping. I feel it in my back,” she says. “You get so tired you can’t think.”

Food service at the fair is neatly divided among local vendors, mostly occupying fixed edifices near the agricultural displays, and out-of-state purveyors in trailers strewn along the midway. Signs direct visitors down “Steakhouse Road” and other quaintly named paths. Groucheese is in a prime spot at the front of the grandstand, with its own modest enclosed kitchen and both indoor and outdoor seating. The LaBelles say they spent months trying to come up with an iconic name for their business. Richard claims it’s a play on their grandson’s mispronunciation of “grilled cheese.”

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table. I don’t remember what he was doing, but I said, ‘God, you’re being a grouch today,’ and just jumped up and said, ‘That’s it!’ It pissed him off,” Ronnie says, “but our family and friends thought that it was perfect.”

Grouchy or not, Richard, who grew up helping his father run Conrad’s Coffee — a bakery, bar and restaurant in the spot now occupied by Parima in Burlington — seems perfectly at ease in the culinary war zone. He makes sure the small oven of their cramped kitchen almost always contains a bird that will become hot turkey sandwiches. Between August 29 and September 7, he expects to make about 40 meat loaves from scratch.

Richard says his work ethic comes partly from working at Conrad’s, partly from his parents’ quirky lifestyle. His mother raised parakeets and owned LaBelle’s House of Pets, also in Burlington. As a kid, Richard’s at-home chores included taking care of squirrel monkeys, a toucan and, for a few years, a chimpanzee. With a twinkle in his eyes, the mustachioed 62-year-old marvels, “It’s weird to think I actually lived that!”

Before opening Groucheese nearly a decade ago, the LaBelles continued Richard’s work with animals by showing horses behind the grandstand at the fair.

“For years we tried to figure out how to get over the fence,” Ronnie says with a smile. Eventually, she left her job as the scheduling coordinator for cardiology at Fletcher Allen, and Richard retired from Blodgett Corporation. Now the couple can run Groucheese at Champlain Valley Expo events year round. They cite Derby Dames shows and September’s National Street Rods Association Northeast Nationals as particularly profitable.

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Gary Little, who oversees the Vermont Elks Club booth at the entrance to Steakhouse Road, certainly isn’t in it for the money.

In fact, he and his staff don’t see a penny for their labors making Michigans, hand-cut fries and honey-fried chicken. Once the booth and equipment are paid for, the rest of the proceeds go to Silver Towers, a camp in Ripton for physically and mentally challenged kids and adults.

One session allows “exceptional people” over 60 to ride horses and sing around the campfire.

Plenty of members of the fraternal organization pitch in, so that each slaves over the fryer just four hours a day. The vol-

where Little is produce manager, allows him two weeks off for his altruistic fair endeavor.

Curt Echo, co-owner of the Sausage Shack at the fairgrounds, is also a Hannaford employee — he manages the Shelburne Road store — and is eager to sing his company’s praises. “I’ve been there going on 30 years. It’s a great company, A-1,” he says. Echo’s parents and aunt and uncle launched the Sausage Shack 22 years ago; Echo and his business partner, Ray Ingalls, bought them out in 1999. A year later, the shack “went down in flames,” the result of a suspected arson. Echo says acquaintances often assumed he was at fault, but he protests, “I have the best proof that’s not true: We didn’t have insurance.”

He and Ingalls built the new, larger building out of pocket, with seating for 75 and a rare amenity — an air conditioner for the steamy kitchen, which serves up Michigans, hand-cut

If the fair is a staycation for Echo, it’s a full-fledged holiday for Tom Cairns. The Florida resident, who refers to himself as Mr. Sausage Junior, comes up each year to help his “fishing buddy, neighbor and friend” Stan Gumienny, a South Burlington resident and owner of the Mr. Sausage, Mrs. Steak and Vermont Potato Company booths. Cairns parks his trailer on site and works “15 hours a day, then spend[s] the rest right here.” He says he doesn’t get to see much of the fair during his two weeks in Vermont, explaining, “I’m so tired when I’m done, I just have a beer and go to bed.”

Fairgoers may anticipate a little weight gain after their visit to the Expo, with its many fatty indulgences. Not Cairns. “I lose 10 pounds doing this each year,” he says. “I cook a lot, but I don’t eat much. I don’t really like sausage.”

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unteers have so much fun that, Little says, “A lot of people talk all year about doing it.” At 53, the South Burlington resident isn’t retired like the LaBelles, but his employer, Hannaford Supermarket on Dorset Street,

fries and other fair-food staples.

“For me, it’s a bit of a release versus what I do normally,” says Echo. “It’s harder physical work. But it’s not managing a hundred-something people.”

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More Than A Single Pebble Postretirement, steve Bogart still has Plenty on his Plate

Steve Bogart says he was a little embarrassed when the staff at Burlington’s A Single Pebble threw him a retirement party on Monday.

Thirty-one days after leaving his acclaimed Chinese restaurant, Bogart, who is jobless for the first time since age 14, marvels at his newly relaxed state: “I can feel it moving up my back.”

But his back won’t be rested for long. After leaving the party, Bogart booked it to Brooklyn.

Why? To start his new career as a restaurant consultant. He’s helping former ASP sous-chef Josh Grinker bring the brand to Brooklyn. “Josh just put the deposit down on the space,” says Bogart. “He’s done a series of three tasting menus for investors.”

Grinker and his lifelong best friend and business partner, Josh Foster, are already in the New York City food biz. They own the Stone Park Café, which, Bogart notes, is one of only two restaurants in Brooklyn to garner two stars from the New York Times. Grinker and Foster’s new spot will consist of three dining rooms serving ASP recipes. Because Bogart no longer owns the Burlington eatery — “I’m really trying to live more and more like a Buddhist and not own anything,” he says — the urban branch will need its own moniker. The most likely names are A Little Pebble and Brooklyn Teahouse.

While in Brooklyn, Bogart will also spend time consulting with Chef George Wong, owner of the well-known Chopstix in Bay Ridge.

But the chef has plans beyond sharing his knowledge. During his stay in New York, he’ll meet with packaging manufacturers to find the perfect plastic bottle for his new line of 12 Chinese sauces.

Bogart hopes to spend most of his time as a semi-retiree at home in the small town of Worcester, though, he says, “I’ll have to get a job eventually.” But the far-seeing chef has a vision. He foresees turning his abode — which boasts a pagoda — into an Asian-themed bed and breakfast. What will he serve? “Dim sum in bed.”

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Tappin’ into the Food Scene three Penny exPands its menu

The road to New York City runs in both directions. That’s how Montpelier’s Three Penny Taproom landed its new chef: The aptly named Brett champlain, 29, is a former line cook at The Spotted Pig and sous-chef at The John Dory, both acclaimed Big Apple restaurants owned by April Bloomfield and Ken Friedman.

Champlain says he came to Vermont seeking “a change of pace from the city.”

He planned to leave kitchen work behind, at least for a bit. But the excitement of utilizing local ingredients got the better of him. “Walking through the farmers market, you see a lot of really good stuff, but I didn’t see a lot of inspiring food [at restaurants] here in town,” says Champlain, who was frequenting the Three Penny to watch the Tour de France when he decided to return to the kitchen. “I looked up at the chalkboard [menu] every day for three weeks and just saw olives and nuts,” he recalls. “I thought, ‘These guys deserve better food.’”

As of last Thursday, Champlain began dishing up “gastropub” fare Tuesday through Saturday beginning at 4 p.m. The available plates — most of them under $10 — change daily depending on available ingredients. Last week he offered

rabbit cooked in duck fat and pressed, rolled pig’s head and lots of homemade pickles.

According to bar co-owner Scott Kerner, “The reception has been great,” although he acknowledges that not everybody “gets it.”

Another development at the Three Penny: beer and cheese pairings. The taproom’s first will be held on September 13, with cheeses aged at The cellars at Jasper Hill and a variety of artisan brews. Email scott@threepennytaproom. com to reserve a seat.

— SuzAnne PodHAizer

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Masha Stern moved to Burlington from Siberia in the 1990s to attend uvM. She’s a scientist by day and a cheese fanatic, well, around the clock. “During my everyday job I travel a lot, and I’m a foodie,” she explains. During visits to big cities, Stern seeks out cheese-tasting classes. Several years ago, she noticed that Vermont’s artisan offerings were more often cited than actually served. Why? The smallbatch, artisan wheels and wedges are hard to come by outside the state. “People know about Vermont cheese; they read about it: It’s bizarre they can’t get it,” she says.

Stern determined to change that. The result is a club called vermont cheesemongers. For $65, $185 or $350, out-of-staters can have the Green Mountains’ best cheeses shipped to them for one, three or six months, respectively. Stern currently has about 20 customers signed up for the service.

Locals can get the cheese deliveries cheaper: $30 for a month or $160 for six. Each month’s box contains three or four types of cheese, with a total weight of 1.25 to 1.5 pounds. “It covers the whole spectrum of the cheese plate,” Stone says, noting that her goal is never to repeat an offering. Each package comes with “a description of the cheese, general wine and beer suggestions for pairing, as well as the little stories about the farm.”

Because Stern buys directly from cheesemakers and cheese-aging facilities, the cheeses are guaranteed to be in peak condition, she says. “I realized that a lot of the cheeses you get on the shelves have gone from farm to truck to store.

Sometimes they’ve been there for a couple of weeks, and are maybe two or three weeks older than they should have been,” she opines.

Local participants pick up their offerings on the last Thursday of each month at Burlington’s dedalus Wine Shop, where they can snag complimentary wines at the same time. What’s in September’s box? Stern won’t tell. “It’s a surprise every time,” she says.

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Hungry Shelburne Road commuters will need to find a new place to celebrate the impending weekend. Vermont’s sole T.G.i. Friday’s, located in the shopping plaza near Price chopper, recently announced it will close its doors at the end of September.

The restaurant is known for its chipper staffers and trademarked Jack Daniel’s sauces, slathered on meats of all descriptions.

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Speaking of fast-food giants … the fare at McDonald’s is speedy, but, according to a piece last week in the Barre-Montpelier Times Argus, patron Geoffrey B. Grearson just couldn’t wait long enough to get the goods. He fell asleep in the drive-through of the Berlin location last Saturday.

When the police arrived, the 23-year-old was arrested for drunk driving: His BAC was twice the legal limit.

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the farm we ate a lot of coconut, jackfruit and lots of toddy palm.

Mostly guys climb up to get them.

Inside [toddy palm is]t really white. If you put it in an ice bath, it’s a wonderful fruit to eat in warm weather. We have a lot of rambutan; it’s kind of like lychee, but lychee’s a little slimy and [rambutan] is not. Mango — oh, my God, amazing. Huge starfruit.

Soursop would grow around the house, also bananas and a lot of sugarcane.

Our breakfast back home is a rice noodle soup called khtieau.

Most people eat that; it’s really popular. Because there are lots of ingredients in the stock, it’s very healthy. It’s low fat and gives you a lot of energy.

Chy Tuckerman PHOTO: Justin cash

Age: 41 Restaurant: Angkor Wat Location: Woodstock Restaurant age: 1 year and 4 months Cuisine type: Cambodian, Thai and Vietnamese. “We eat the same food, pretty much.”

Training: Hands-on. “I kind of learned on the job: I had no skills no education, no nothing.”

What’s on the menu? “We do a lot of noodle dishes: Drunken noodles, curries, pad Thai is very popular. Everything we use here is 110 percent fresh, not from the can. We don’t use any MSG, and we have a lot of gluten free.”

You want to taste everything on the plate, not just the sauce.

Chy Tuckerman, Chef-Owner, Angkor Wat

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ermont has plenty of Chinese and Thai restaurants, and these days Greater Burlington residents have been seeing Vietnamese eateries open left and right. But until last spring, the state didn’t have a single place that specialized in Cambodian fare. That changed when chef-owner Chy (pronounced Chee) Tuckerman opened Angkor Wat in the quaint little town of Woodstock.

“I’m probably one of the only Cambodians in the area,” he guesses.

How did someone born on a farm halfway around the world

end up running a restaurant here?

“It was a long journey for me, a long road,” Tuckerman says.

In 1982, when he was 14 years old, Tuckerman fled the country to escape the remnants of Pol Pot’s totalitarian regime. He ended up living with a foster family on the West Coast, but instead of finding a loving home, he was abused, as were the family’s other four foster children. “We didn’t get treated as a family; we were more treated as slaves,” he recalls. “We worked; none of us finished school. They shoved me and pushed me and slapped me.”

Dismayed at this treatment,

Tuckerman started running away from home regularly and took a mishmash of jobs to stay afloat.

“I would go with my friends and do hip-hop dancing and breakdancing for money,” he says. He worked in the food industry, too, as a dishwasher in restaurants and a staffer at a tofu factory. “Back then I was in a dark room,” he says of this period in his life. “I could tell you so many stories you could make a movie out of it.”

Finally, Tuckerman crossed the nation to join an old friend from his homeland in Lebanon, N.H. There he kept working in restaurants, mostly doing menial labor.

One day, he noticed a bakery for sale near his home. “It clicked for me right there,” Tuckerman remembers. He bought the business, called the Blacksmith Bakery, and learned to make cookies, croissants and cakes on the job.

“I had no skills, no education, no nothing,” he says. In 1997, he moved to Woodstock and landed a job as a pastry chef at Mountain Creamery, a position he held for a decade.

But what Tuckerman really wanted was to recreate the flavorful fare of his childhood in his new home. “A lot of restaurants taste the same as another restaurant. I want to bring something different, exotic and authentic,” he avers. That’s what he’s doing at the 16-month-old Angkor Wat, named for the famed Cambodian temple. His customers are so enthusiastic that some dine there weekly. Other area restaurateurs — including the owners of

authentic Italian eatery Osteria Pane e Salute — are known to stop in for lunch.

Now that he has a wife and two children as well as his own restaurant, Tuckerman has begun to find peace. “In my life I went through beyond hell, but now that I have a wonderful family and I’ve made something of myself, I never look back,” he says. “This is my new beginning to have a restaurant. I’m happy doing this for people. I’ve got wonderful clients and wonderful friends.”

Because his restaurant and his life story are so uncommon, especially in Vermont, we decided to learn more about Chef Tuckerman.

SEVEN DAYS: How did your family eat when you were growing up?

Chy Tuckerman: My father was what here is called a priest, but we called them Buddhas.

He was really wealthy. We had a home; we had land; we had everything back before the Khmer Rouge came. My family had a little farm [in Cambodia] back in the old days. We produced wines and stuff. My family raised animals. We didn’t kill them; we just raised them for fun, for the kids to look at. But I was never brought up as a vegetarian.

I don’t remember a lot of the Asian vegetables, [but I know there were] lots of cucumbers, string beans, bok choy and cabbage. Back then I’d never seen broccoli.

We had unbelievable fruits. At

SD: What did you eat when you came to the United States?

CT: Back home we grew rice and ate a lot of rice. When we first came [to the U.S.], there was no rice or anything like that.

My foster parents, they steamed broccoli and put on the yellow cheese for us. We just had no clue; we didn’t even know what it was.

They took me to McDonald’s, and that was exciting because we didn’t have hamburgers [in Cambodia].

I just started at the beginning to love everything.

SD: Name some of your favorite foods.

CT: Seafood is my favorite. I love lobster, shrimp, fish, crabs, all this stuff. [Another is] roasted chicken, but the chicken has to be marinated. It’s like Peking duck but with different ingredients: lemongrass, lime leaves and coconut. Let it sit overnight, then roast it in the oven to make it nice, crispy and brown. Chop it up and put it onto huge plates.

That’s my favorite dish, too.

SD: Have you ever eaten something truly weird?

Back home we eat what they call “woodworms.” You chop the wood and find white worms bigger than your thumb. You take them home and sauté them in a fry pan. It’s really good, but Americans think it’s gross. It sounds really weird, but I love it. They have lots of protein.

I like a challenge and could learn to love any kind of food. I watched the Discovery Channel a couple weeks ago, and [on a show] this woman raised beavers for the meat. It’s like a farm. When you see that, you feel bad [for the beavers], but at the same time I’d like to try it. What does it taste like?

SD: What’s the last thing you ate?

CT: The last thing I ate right now is doughnuts. I have doughnuts

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and coffee from Maplefields every day, every morning.

People say, “How come you don’t put a pound on you?” and I say, “Because I move.”

SD: What’s your favorite cookbook?

CT: To tell you the truth, I never [use them]. I just do what I know myself.

SD: What foods are always in your pantry?

CT: Oh, my God! I’m not going to lie: None of us are fat people, but we have a lot of junk like potato chips, salsa, Oreo cookies, pasta, ramen noodles and all this stuff. If anybody wants to lose weight, tell them to eat ramen noodles.

I’m not American, but this is my home, this is my life; I’m gonna die here. You look at my pantry and my cupboards; it’s just like an American’s. You wouldn’t see any Asian at my house; the only place you see it is at the restaurant. I don’t cook anymore at home. My wife cooks for the kids.

SD: If you could travel anywhere to eat, where would you go?

CT: Texas and Australia.

SD: If you could have any chef in the world prepare a meal for you, who would it be?

CT: I would love to meet Rachael Ray; she’s a really talented, incredible woman. I read some of her books and I watch the TV of her, too. She does a lot of things, and she always comes up with ideas herself, and so do I. She’s not an “Iron Chef ” or a “Top Chef.” I would kick it up another notch with her.

SD: You’re trying to impress somebody with your culinary prowess. What do you make?

CT: I’d probably do Florentine cookies, because a lot of people never had them. They’re made with nuts, butter, lemon zest, orange zest, coconut, raisins ... You top them off with chocolate. It’s a lot of work, but they’re just amazing cookies.

I bake them from time to time, mostly in the winter.

And I’d do Mexican wedding cookies with ground nuts and coconut; you bake in the jellied fruits: apricots, raspberries. Chocolate-chip cookies and oatmeal raisin: That’s too boring for me. I’ll make unbelievable croissants, Danish, coffee cakes and all this stuff.

SD: Describe your best meal ever.

CT: You know, I have to tell you that definitely for me it was barbecued ribs. Just overall, barbecued ribs.

SD: And your worst?

CT: I just don’t like lamb; I don’t like the smell. I had it once, and it just wasn’t for me.

It smells gamey, really strong.

SD: Name a local restaurant that you patronize.

CT: I never go to any restaurants around here. Caleb [Barber] and his wife [Deirdre Heekin, the owners of Osteria Pane e Salute] were here yesterday or two days ago.

They’re wonderful people, and I hear their food is really good.

SD: What’s your favorite beverage?

CT: I don’t drink wine; I don’t drink beer: I’m nonalcoholic.

I drink a lot of coconut juice, but not all the time. Mostly I drink water.

SD: If you weren’t a chef, what would your job be?

CT: I want to be preparing meals; I want to cook; I want to be in the kitchen.

SD: What’s your culinary philosophy?

CT: Most people are looking for really strong flavors. A lot of smokers need that because they can’t taste. For me, as a chef, you don’t want to do that: You want to taste everything on the plate, not just the sauce. I want you to taste the green beans, the broccoli, the salmon. That’s what my food is about; it’s well rounded.

SD: What are your hobbies?

CT: I used to do a lot of mountain biking, and I like all sports cars; I like to drive. I used to have a Nissan 3002X, but my cars are all gone because I have a family. I told my wife someday I’d like to own a Camaro. Someday.

I used to teach hip-hop dance and martial arts, Tae Kwon Do. I studied Ninjutsu, but it didn’t work well for me — it’s too scary — so I didn’t finish that. Tae Kwon Do was more freestyle. I competed a lot and I won nine gold medals. I have so many medals at home.

SD: What’s your most embarrassing favorite food?

CT: I don’t have any. I’m not an embarrassed person. If people ask me something, I will tell them [the truth]. That’s the way I am. A lot of people say, “Does this look good on me?” and I say, “No.” When you need the answer to something, I’ll give it to you point blank.m

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that inertia keeps him in the fair-food biz. “I’ve been around here so long it’s hard to get out of it,” he says, his downcast eyes shaded by a forest of eyebrows.

“You have a lot of equipment and have to put it to use.”

Gumienny says he started the first Mr. Sausage in 1980 “to train my kids in discipline.”

This year, he notes, “We’re Free wifi. Euro coffees, smoothies, getting some of the second generation of high schoolers.” sandwiches & salads, homemade soups & treats What they’re not getting is Mrs. Steak herself — Gumienny’s wife, Jeanette. After suffering 150 cherry st • burlington • 802.383.1505 • newmoonvt.com “a bad stroke” a couple of years ago, she can no longer keep up with the prime-rib sandwich 2x5-NewMoon090909.indd 1 8/31/09 10:55:38 AM booth and baked potato bar next door. Trusted friends like Cairns and the Gumiennys’ two adult daughters help him run the businesses. “It’s our annual family get-together,” he says.

At the fair, family is more than just blood, according to Colchester resident Tom Critchlow. The retired Burlington firefighter and current owner of Vermont Tile Setters, 51, says it’s the other vendors who keep him coming back. “You become part of a community,” he says, standing behind Fat Daddy’s. His booth sells lightly battered onion rings, turkey legs, and 2-ounce shanks of meat called “Pork Boners,” which are drenched in a sweet and vinegary, homemade barbecue sauce. “There’s so much assistance from the other vendors,” Critchlow adds. “It’s such a tight-knit community.” 2x4-AdamsBerrys090209.indd 2x4-Adamsberry091008.indd 1 1 8/31/09 9/9/08 11:41:54 10:39:58 AM Echo shares the sentiment.

His expressive face strains with emotion as he says, “I love it — I don’t know how else to describe it. First and foremost, you gotta love it and want to be here.” Fairfood folk don’t tend to compete, he says, because “everyone has their unique thing and develops their own following.”

While they may not be fighting for a niche, he and Critchlow agree that backbreaking work is mandatory.

Critchlow estimates he labors 14 to 16 hours a day, “if we want to at least get close to getting paid.” Though exhaustion seems to color the experience for all the vendors, the love of food and people keeps them coming back. With a mischievous smile, Richard LaBelle sums up: “It started as a dream and turned (dinner starting so on!) into a nightmare.”

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Lights Out :: Ah, Lendway. You know them. You love them. You might even have their sparkling debut album, The Low Red End,

which graced just about every local year-end “best of” music list in 2008. And if you don’t, we heartily suggest you pick it up. Like, right now, lest you be left in the dark when the sweetly swooning indie-pop quartet serves up their latest nifty little collection of tunes for our listening pleasure, Lights Disappear in Yellow Smoke (see review p. 16B). This Friday, September 4, the group celebrates the new EP with a release party at Nectar’s. Queen City alt-country bumpkins Lowell Thompson & Crown Pilot open.

Club listings & spotlights are written by Dan Bolles. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor.

Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com.

Find past album reviews and future club dates online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.

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What the Folk? :: What do the Newport Folk Festival, the Cambridge Folk Festival and the Josh Phillips Folk Festival all have in common? Not a thing, actually. In much the same cheeky way that Ben Folds Five is actually a trio and The Killers don’t actually kill people, JPFF is not so much a festival but a band. And they don’t so much play folk as a heady, danceable amalgam of roots, reggae, funk and soul.

Furthermore, Josh Phillips’ real name is … well, that part is actually on the level. For now. Unravel this mystery wrapped in an enigma and ensconced in an all-star band when JPFF bring the good vibes to Nectar’s on Thursday, September 3, for a show with experimental funk trio Dopapod and funkdafied collective turkuaz.

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BY DAN BOLLES

KEEp ON ROcKiNG

Now, before we go any further, I should confess that I was in the employ of beer baron Alan Newman and friends for several years before taking up the mantle of friendly neighborhood music editor at 7D. And I still have strong personal ties to folks who work there. But I am no longer on their payroll — nor, sadly, their beer roll.

And just to show I’m not biased toward them, I’m going to say something to MH that’s been on my mind since long before I quit. Ready?

For the love of Guinness, stop killing off all of my favorite beers. Humble Patience, Heart of Darkness, Blind Faith, Jinx … I could go on all friggin’ day.

Just stop it. Please.

AMADiS Man, I feel much better now. You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to get that off my chest.

Moving on, the Hat is essentially commandeering downtown Burlington, much like they do for the Mardi Gras parade every winter. This time around, festivities include a #9 scavenger hunt at various local watering holes to benefit Burlington city Arts, karaoke with a live backing band (barroom rockers Sideshow Bob), a Guitar Hero challenge, a laser light show, random acts of art and the coup de grace — drum roll, please! — freewheelin’ Afro-funk outfit Rubblebucket Orchestra tearing up the top block of Church Street. Not bad for a Wednesday, huh?

No word on whether revelers will be forced to drink apricot-flavored beverages. As for myself, I’m abstaining until MH brings back Bob’s First Ale (free T-shirt to anyone who can tell me what that beer became — MH employees excluded, of course).

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This is why I love my job. (Déja vu, anyone?)

Before we get into the pressing issues of the day, I’d like to take a moment to reflect on a rather unusual confluence of events that led to a rather unusual occurrence in this week’s music section.

If you haven’t read it already, this week’s CD review section features not one but two releases by a pair of exciting young Burlington bands, Lendway and The Vacant Lots. That two talented homegrown acts would be reviewed in the same week is hardly noteworthy. It happens quite a bit, actually. But what is interesting — and to me a signal of increasing vitality in our cozy little scene — is that both albums are sophomore releases. And they are both very, very good.

What’s even cooler is that I had two other options for CD reviews to run in this week’s section by equally intriguing local outfits, both of which are debuts. The first was from Busted Brix, a band I not-sotactfully begged to send me their album in a recent column. (They did.

And I dig it.)

The second CD comes to us by way of a mysterious little indie trio called Dangerbird, which is composed of guitarist/vocalist Rob Voland, drummer Brian Hanf (both ex-Transit) and former Dialogue for Three bassist, Thomas Barnes. And guess what? It’s also pretty rad for a first attempt — and contrary to popular belief, I’m very finicky when it comes to my indie rockin’, especially the mellow variety.

Unfortunately, Dangerbird’s EP came in after I had already written the two reviews appearing in this edition — but I’ll get to you guys shortly, I promise. In the meantime, I urge everyone to catch their release party this Tuesday at Nectar’s.

Looking ahead at the upcoming review schedule, this is just the tip of the iceberg. My queue runneth over with releases from mostly new, almost exclusively local bands.

Methinks things are heating up in Burlington Rock City.

TO THE NiNES In celebration of their flagship beer, #9, our old pals at the Magic Hat Brewing company and performing Arts center are throwing a party of cosmic proportions on Wednesday, September 9 — 09/09/09, get it?

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BiTE TORRENT After a summer-long hiatus, local ska-punk hooligans Husbands AKA are back in the game with a show this Friday at Radio Bean. Not only that, they are nearing completion on a new album.

I know that because they recently asked me to sing some backing vocals for it, which I regrettably couldn’t. That is, I can sing, I just couldn’t make it.

Still, pickitup! Welcome back, boys.

This just in from the Department of Shameless Self-Promotion: The other day I was looking over the lineup for this year’s Burlington Bands 101 showcase — Wednesday, September 23, at Nectar’s and Club Metronome! — and realized something was missing. And that something was over-thetop cock-rockin’ metal. Fortunately, local “chaps” Amadis have agreed to 1) fill that void by playing the show, and 2) wear obscene amounts of leather.

More details to come next week.

Local singerin’songwriterin’ chanteuse Mia Adams is unveiling a new songwriters’ series at Richmond’s On the Rise Bakery this Thursday entitled “In the Round at On the Rise.” The monthly shindig will happen the first Thursday of every month. This week, she’ll be joined by Toni catlin and Brennan Mangan.

And finally, this just in from the department of corrections: The photo credit for last week’s story on 4-track cassette recording (“Old Spool,” August 26) was incorrectly attributed to the piece’s author, Matt Bushlow. Julia Lewandoski (ex-Tick Tick) took the pic. Sorry ’bout that, Julia.

Rip LARRY MccROREY, 1927-2009 The local jazz community was dealt a harsh blow last week by the passing of saxophonist Larry Mccrorey, who died at his Grand Isle home on Sunday, August 23. Regrettably, news of the local jazz fixture’s death reached 7D too late for us to run an appropriate observance in last week’s edition. However, we did manage to publish a memorial post on our staff blog, Blurt, which I wrote and compiled, and which was “teased” in that issue. In this business, deadlines wait for no one.

Though I was certainly aware of who he was, I never met Larry McCrorey personally. But in corresponding with several notable local musicians who knew and loved him, I couldn’t help but wish that I had. To a person, everyone I reached marveled at McCrorey’s passion not just for music, but for the social and racial issues he championed in his personal life and as a prominent member of the University of Vermont faculty. Larry McCrorey, it seems, was a deeply fascinating and multidimensional man.

But of all the conversations I had concerning his passing, none hit home quite like the completely unexpected phone call I received from Ed Bemis.

Ed is a jazz aficionado of the highest order. If he doesn’t know about it, it probably doesn’t exist. He established the first jazz radio show at WRUV, as well as UVM’s first jazz history courses. He also gave me more than a little help on a singularly challenging story I wrote about Ornette coleman last year.

“He was an amazing guy and an amazing friend,” said Bemis. “We always supported each other.” He paused, before adding, “I’m going to miss him greatly.”

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A Song Is a Song Part one of a two-part conversation with new(ish) B-town resident Anders Parker

BY DAN BOLLES

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ust over a year ago and with very little fanfare, Vermont became home to one of the country’s more highly regarded songwriters, Anders Parker — what, you were thinking Neko Case? The one-time front man for Varnaline — a truly excellent band and a favorite of none other than Steve Earle — relocated to Burlington from New York City last July. Since that time, he’s put the finishing touches on four new records, two of which — the electropop Skyscraper and the sparse, acoustic Crow — will be released as a double album this Tuesday on Bladen County Records.

Seven Days recently caught up with Parker at a local coffee shop.

What follows is the first of a twopart interview about his move to Burlington and the unusual creative process behind Skyscraper.

Part two will appear next week.

SEVEN DAYS: What about Burlington set it apart from other potential landing spots?

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ANDERS PARKER: A lot of different things. It’s a beautiful part of the world, first of all. It’s a known quantity to me.

I’ve done that, moving to places I’d never been to before. But I knew Creston [Lea, Cave Bees] and other folks I knew tangentially through Mark [Spencer]. So I knew that

Skyscraper Crow is available this Tuesday, September 8. More info at www.andersparker.com.

there were things happening here other than the cliché of what it’s known for, music-wise. It’s a city,

but it feels like a big town … There’s enough going on and enough not going on.

SD: You wrote Skyscraper in New York and called it your “love/hate letter to the city.”

And you actually wrote the lyrics for the album riding the subways?

AP: The actual writing was kind of born out of frustration, because I couldn’t really play guitar in the apartment. So I just put on headphones and started noodling around with different software and sounds to program these sub-moronic drum beats and build stuff around that. It was more of an experiment that just grew until I was, like, “Wow. These are actually songs.” So at a certain point, I purposely wasn’t writing lyrics. I would finish the tracks and have melodies and would put them on my iPod. I don’t know where the idea came from [to write on the subway]. But I rode it from Queens to Coney Island and back and wrote most of the songs. There was something about that motion and something about having the melodies that, I don’t know, it just kind of poured out.

I like the idea of setting parameters for yourself to work within. By limiting yourself, it makes you do things a certain way. Also, just being in the subway … images and ideas, just seeing what’s around and the energy of that … whatever. Not to get too “Lou Reed” about it.

SD: Have you used that type of process before or was this totally new?

AP: It was new, definitely. Sometimes words and music will come together. I mean, it happens all different ways. Lyrics first. Music first. But the actual thing of writing an entire song and having the production pretty much finished was definitely a new way of doing it for me. I kind of morphed from — I don’t know if it’s “old school” — but the guitar and

a piece of paper and a pen at a desk. It was just something different to try to do. And it was interesting.

SD: With four records finished, what was the idea behind releasing these two together, specifically?

AP: For a little while I had the bad idea that I would release all four as, like, a four-CD set. Everything is so up in the air now in the record industry. Nobody knows what the hell is going on. So part of me was, like, “Well, does it really fucking make a difference?”

But I kind of came to my senses.

The more “rock” record … I don’t know. Some people think it’s the best of the four of them. But I think there are songs I want to change or do different things with. And also, I don’t have a band right now. So I felt like I should sit on that.

And the other record, which is guitar instrumentals, is pretty esoteric. It’s not pop music and it’s not singer-songwriter stuff. So it’s got a limited audience and appeal. To me, it’s more a side of what I do that I just wanted to have recordings of.

But I thought these two records were good companion pieces. They’re very different from things I’ve done. But there is some sort continuity there. They match each other in some certain way.

SD: I suppose music-critic types like me would point to the contrast.

AP: Yeah. That’s the plain, obvious thing in what I intended. There’s a very handmade and delicate quality to Crow. And then Skyscraper, to me, was about … when you look at skyscrapers, they’re pretty much uniformly stacked. But there’s a certain beauty in that.

Also, there’s a reflection in the certain types of music that I play and that I listen to and find interesting. So there’s an intrigue with that and an intrigue with technology. But ultimately it’s just music. A friend of mine said, “I don’t usually listen to this type of music.” And I hadn’t really thought about it in that fashion, like, “What type of music is it?” I mean, I know what it is. But I don’t think of it that way anymore. A song is a song.

SD: Well, if you did think about it that way, like, “I’m going to set out to make an electro-acoustic record” … it would probably suck.

AP: [Laughing] Yeah. 

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Jd’s PuB: live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. rusty nAil: dJ eric g (video DJ), 10 p.m., $5. trout riVer trAders: tiffany Pfeiffer & the discarnate Band (soul), 8 p.m., Free.

:: regional MonoPole: Peacock tunes & trivia, 5 p.m., Free. lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

MonoPole downstAirs: gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. nAked turtle: hello control (pop-punk), 10 p.m., Free.

SAT.05

:: burlington area 1/2 lounge: Amber de laurentis, tom cleary & Juliet McVicker (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. rise up sound & solomonic sound (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

nA = not AVAilABle AA = All Ages nc = no coVer 242 MAin: half Past human, twisted legacy, Before nations, Ballast, Black ice Burial (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. AlexAnder’s PuB At the lincoln inn: Acoustic Blame (acoustic), 5 p.m., Free. the hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

BAckstAge PuB: general lee (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

BAnAnA winds cAFé & PuB: open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. cluB MetronoMe: retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

FrAnny o’s: Balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. green rooM: envy with dJ Bookum (electro), 10 p.m., Free. higher ground showcAse lounge: Frontiers: A tribute to Journey (rock), 8:30 p.m., $13/15.

AA. JP’s PuB: dave harrison’s starstruck karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. liFt: salsa Party with dJ hector, 9 p.m., $3. spyce saturdays with dJ robbie J (Top 40), 11 p.m., $3.

MArriott hArBor lounge: the trio featuring Paul cassarino, tracie cassarino & Jeff wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. nectAr’s: Justin levinson and his songwriters circle (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free. Avi & celia, Buzz Jar (roots), 9 p.m., $5. nightcrAwlers: red, white & Blues (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

PAriMA MAin stAge: Big Benson Beaver Band, dJ Frank grymes, Marty Power, Pablo galesi, the grass is greener, the human canvas (jazz, body painting, rock, singer-songwriter), 9:30 p.m., Free. rAdio BeAn: Annie crane (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free.

Benjamin stewart & trevor smith (North Indian raga), 7 p.m., Free.

Foofarawk with the Fatal Flaws (garage-rock), 8 p.m., Free. drew colors (psychedelic), 10 p.m., Free.

Pablo galesi & Joe Adler (singersongwriters), 11:45 p.m., Free. rAsPutin’s: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. red sQuAre: calypso soldiers (calypso), 9 p.m., $3. dJ A-dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. rí rá irish PuB: the x-rays (rock), 10 p.m., Free. the skinny PAncAke: Prana (alt-rock), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

VerMont PuB & Brewery: events Are objects (indie), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central the center BAkery & cAFé: Billy caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. chArlie o’s: kufui, electric sorcery (psychedelic rock), 10 p.m., Free. lAMB ABBey: the sweetback sisters (honky-tonk), 8 p.m., Donations. lAngdon street cAFé: stephanie nilles (jazz), 8 p.m., Donations.

Myra Flynn (neo-soul), 10 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley city liMits: dance Party with dJ earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. two Brothers tAVern: dJ dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee's knees: cosa Buena (Latin), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the Brewski: the John shaffer Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PiecAsso: karaoke championship with John wilson & danger dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. rusty nAil: dJ russell (mashup), 10 p.m., $5. the tAMArAck grill At Burke MountAin: scott Barnett (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

:: regional MonoPole: shameless strangers (rock), 10 p.m., Free. nAked turtle: ten year Vamp (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

tABu cAFé And nightcluB: All night dance Party with dJ toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.06 :: burlington area

1/2 lounge: Funhouse with dJ rob douglas, Moonflower & Friends (eclectic DJs), 7 p.m., Free.

AlexAnder's PuB At the lincoln inn: Pine street Jazz with Jody Albright, 6 p.m., Free.

BAckstAge PuB: karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. cluB MetronoMe: Family night open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+).

FrAnny o's: Balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. liFt: John creamer & Jody Vukas (house), 9 p.m., $10. nectAr's: Mi yard reggae night with Big dog & demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. nightcrAwlers: karaoke with steve leclair, 7 p.m., Free. rAdio BeAn: old time sessions, 1 p.m., Free. trio gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Jim osborn (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. something with strings (singer-songwriter), 10:30 p.m., Free. red sQuAre: Myra Flynn Presents (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Free. Vidi Vici (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. rí rá irish PuB: trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee's knees: sista otis (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the huB PizzeriA & PuB: Jazz on tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

MON.07 :: burlington area

1/2 lounge: heal-in sessions with reverence & nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. cluB MetronoMe: open Mic night with Mikey P of elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free. nectAr's: comedy open Mic night with essex Varsity team (standup), 7 p.m., Free. Fink (funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

PAriMA MAin stAge: Jazzed up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+). rAdio BeAn: open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. red sQuAre: lendway (indie), 8 p.m., Free. rozzi's lAkeshore tAVern: trivia night, 8 p.m., Free. ruBen JAMes: why not Monday? with dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central lAngdon street cAFé: open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

TUE.08 :: burlington area

1/2 lounge: the dog daze with dJs A-dog & Big dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

AlexAnder's PuB At the lincoln inn: Jam night with Matt nerbak & Friends, 7 p.m., Free. leunig's Bistro & cAFé: Juliet McVicker (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. liFt: karaoke … with a twist, 9 p.m., Free. the Monkey house: hip-hop open Mic with dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

Monty's old Brick PuB : open Mic night, 6 p.m., Free. nectAr's: dangerbird (indie), 7 p.m., Free. wBkM Bluesday tuesday with the Book'em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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venues411 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209.

Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513.

Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803.

Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444.

Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781.

Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

The Center Bakery & Café, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720.

Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774.

Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636.

Designhaus, 22 Church St., Burlington, 310-5019.

Dobrá Tea, 80 Church St., Burlington, 951-2424.

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Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124.

Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626.

Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474.

JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8433.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888.

L.A.C.E., 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lift, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317.

Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Monty’s Old Brick Pub, 7921 Williston Rd., Williston, 316-4262.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067.

Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116.

Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200.

On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787.

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Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411.

Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1022 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777.

Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188.

Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.

Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189.

Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.

Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394.

T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

Two Friends Bistro, 1210 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 658-4810.

Three Bean Café, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533.

Trout River Traders, 91 Main St., Montgomery Center, 326-3058.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 877-6737.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765.

Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.

Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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The VacanT LoTs, According to the gospel

(Self-released, CD, digital download)

“My faith consists of rock ’n’ roll and raga.”

So begins the Gospel according to the Vacant Lots. That line, taken from the liner notes of the band’s newly released second album, According to the Gospel, represents not only a proclamation of faith but a peek into the philosophical foundation of one of Burlington’s most artistically provocative and sonically arresting young outfits. And the album itself represents a stunning artistic leap, particularly for a band that released its impressive self-titled debut less than a year ago.

There is something frightening and hypnotic in the sonic swarm that is The Vacant Lots, both on record and in person. Visceral and brooding, the duo helms a churning tempest of dark, foreboding psychedelia. Lead vocalist and guitarist Jared Artaud’s tortured exhortations unfurl like the sermons of an unhinged shaman.

His swirling, gritty guitar punctuates each bleak rumination in grimy counterpoint.

Meanwhile, ever lurking in the background is drummer Brian MacFadyen, who conducts a firestorm of percussive fury with symphonic bombast.

The Vacant Lots’ work exudes a dark, timeless quality. Their debut sounded as if it could have been recorded at any time between the late 1960s and the present; so too is Gospel elemental.

The deceptive “Thief of Time” opens the record, drawing the listener into a wash of bright guitar jangle and sparkling tambourine.

But just beneath that shimmering exterior lies a hopelessness borne out in the song’s only real lyric: “Time is the thief of all dreams. / Love is the thief of time.”

This gives way to “Ship Is a Tomb” and “Let Me Out,” both of which hasten our descent down the rabbit hole and introduce the narcotic haze that comes to define the album.

“Memory of You” is next and roils with bracing, garage-y intensity. After that, “Land” plods forward unceasingly. It’s a perfect setup to the sinister scorcher and album centerpiece, “Walk You Home.”

“Fear and Trembling” is a woozy, somnolent trip that may, in fact, leave the listener shaking in manic, druggy confusion. And the affliction is not relieved by the next track, the rolling “Hiawatha Rolls In.” “Days Upon the Mountain” serves as the album’s cautionary benediction. In fact, it almost presents an air of hopefulness amid an otherwise stark landscape. “Share your glass of wine,” Artaud sings. But of course, there’s a caveat, even in this Dionysian delight: “and suffer with someone.”

The Vacant Lots unleash According to the Gospel with a release party this Friday, September 4, at Radio Bean.

(Self-released, CD, digital download)

As much as four sensitive-dude rockers can, indie-pop confectioners Lendway took Burlington by the short hairs in 2008, releasing arguably the year’s finest local album, The Low Red End. Featuring polished, hooky songcraft, sugary harmonies and just the right amount of hipster-friendly guitar jangle, that record — it was released on red vinyl and thus actually is a “record” — marked a tantalizing debut.

Less than a year later Lendway return with a hotly anticipated follow-up EP, Lights Disappear in Yellow Smoke. While not as immediately impressive as their much-ballyhooed freshman outing, the six-song quickie suggests a desire to expand upon — and furtively meddle with — the harmony-laden ear candy with which they made their mark.

Exhibit A: opening track “Swamp Love.” If immaculate four- and five-part harmonies were your debut’s calling card, one might assume you would lead off your next effort with an orgy of vocal bliss. Or at least a tune with any vocals, right? Instead, the group fires a curveball with this murky, aptly titled instrumental. It’s pleasantly jarring at first. But the intrigue doesn’t hold up over repeat listens as the song ultimately reveals itself to be little more than a fairly straightforward indie-pop number, just sans vocals.

That minor letdown is quickly forgotten amid the bright polyphony that follows. “New York, New York” features the catchiest damn guitar line this side of Band of Horses. It will loll about your head for days and you’ll be glad it did. As we’ve come to expect, Lendway is in constant vocal lockstep. Here and throughout the disc, harmonies drift as if airy apparitions.

As excellent as the band’s vocal work is, it seems Lendway has made a conscious effort to improve instrumentally — a fact hinted at, if not fully realized, by the opener. “As You Wave” and “Doppleganger” boast still more stick-to-your-ribs guitar interplay between Matt Hagen and Mike Clifford. A walking metronome, Todd Gevry’s mix of electronic and organic drum sounds adds a playful retro aesthetic.

Closing track “Pokeberry” is a highlight. The tune lays bare a grittier, almost more experimental edge than Lendway has exhibited previously. Though they never completely lose sight of themselves, these musicians take some big risks, structurally. And they pay off.

When your first effort is as heralded as was The Low Red End, the pressure to top it is heightened, perhaps unfairly. Does Lights Disappear in Yellow Smoke transcend Lendway’s brilliant debut? Not quite. But it’s no sophomore slump, either. And it marks a fascinating stage of evolution for one of the area’s most promising bands.

Lendway celebrate Lights Disappear in Yellow Smoke with a release party at Nectar’s this Friday, September 4. Lowell Thompson & Crown Pilot open.

Dan BoLLes

Dan BoLLes

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TUE.08 << 14B RAdIO BEAN: stephen Callahan Quartet (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

Blastronauts (indie), 8 p.m., Free.

Honky Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

REd sQuARE: Bashment demolition dancehall (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

:: central CHARLIE O's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LANgdON sTREET CAfé: Information Overload with Jen dole (trivia), 7 p.m., Donations. Comedy Open Mic with Banjo Bob, 8:30 p.m., Free.

MAIN sTREET gRILL ANd BAR: Blue fox (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley TwO BROTHERs TAVERN: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.

:: northern BEE's KNEEs: The Heckhounds (country-blues), 7:30 p.m., Free.

PIECAssO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

WED.09 :: burlington area

ALExANdER's PuB AT THE LINCOLN INN: Mid-week Music Break with starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., Free.

HIgHER gROuNd BALLROOM: Jedi Mind Tricks, MC Esoteric, Reef the Lost Cause, Bound By Honor (hip-hop), 8:30 p.m., $16/18. AA. MANHATTAN PIzzA & PuB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

NECTAR's: True school wednesday with Nastee & A-dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

RAdIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

REd sQuARE: dJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

WED

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:: central CHARLIE O's: Rehab for Quitters (rockabilly), 8 p.m., Free.

LANgdON sTREET CAfé: Nina Violet (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations.

Casa de Chihuahua (Americana), 9 p.m., Donations.

REd HEN BAKERy: Maddub (electroreggae), 9:09 p.m., Free. wATERBuRy REsERVOIR: Ladies Night, with shrimp on the side (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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Chittenden County Philatelic Club: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com.

Open Mic Night: Local poets, musicians, singers, storytellers and comics unearth hidden talents and step into the limelight. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

fairs & festivals Champlain Valley Fair: A lumberjack show, quad-themed sand sculpture, circus acts and natural anomalies join top musical acts and a wealth of fried food at Vermont's largest fair. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - midnight. $5-10 admission; $4 parking. Separate tickets required for grandstand concerts and events. Info, 878-5545 or 863-5966.

Vermont Festival of the Arts: Painters, photographers and craftspeople around the valley open their doors to visitors for exhibits, workshops and demos — including roughly 50 free events — during "August is Art." Schedule available at www.VermontArtFest.com. Various locations, Mad River Valley, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. Various prices. Info, 496-6682.

film 'Departures': An unemployed cellist uncovers the wonder of living when he accepts an unusual job offer as a nokanshi, one who prepares dead bodies for burial. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

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the lost boys In J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan, the youthful protagonist teaches Wendy that anybody can visit Neverland with fairy dust and some happy thoughts. The same lesson applies in Absinthe Films’ newest snowboarding release, aptly titled Neverland — just make sure to replace “fairy dust” with “snow.” The film, which features professional boarders Travis Rice, Dan Brisse, Bode Merrill and many more, explores some of the less-traveled mountains and runs in a visually rich tribute to winter. Its Sphere of Influence tour across the U.S., Canada and Europe spreads awareness of environmental issues and sustainability by benefiting local organizations; in Vermont, proceeds help support the Youth Conservation Corps and Protect Our Winters. Catch skilled shredders Romain de Marchi and JP Solberg live at the Roxy premiere.

‘Neverland’

Saturday, September 5, 9:30 p.m., at Merrill’s Roxy Cinema in Burlington. $10. Info, 864-3456. www.absinthe-films.com

Champlain Islands Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-3420.

Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers' totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178.

New North End Farmers Market: Local veggies, root beer, artisanbaked goods and more mix with live tunes for easy shopping. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@hotmail.com.

South End Farmers Market: Residents of the Queen City's southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls.

Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 660-8526.

health & fitness Meditation Class: Those hoping for some peace of mind fall into a deeper state of awareness in this guided meditation and stress-relieving exercise. Natural Bodies Pilates, Colchester, 7:45-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 863-3369.

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kids MUSIC WITH PETER: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

'QUILT ALPHABET': Twenty-six letters accompany poems and clues to aid little ones in learning the ABCs, before kids take a trip to see exhibited patchwork patterns. Preregister.

Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. & 2-3:30 p.m. $3-5.

Info, 457-2355.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. 'ALISA ENDSLEY & RUSSELL AMES': The songstress and pianist put the focus on the lyrics in "Songs for the Storytellers," with tunes by Mercer, Sondheim, McBroom and Fields. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y. 8 p.m. $12.

Info, 518-962-4449.

IT’S A BIRD ...

IT’S A PLANE ...

Folks looking upward on Saturday night may be surprised to see nearly 30 illuminated orbs dotting the skies. But it’s not caped crusaders or a UFO; it’s the Shelburne Museum’s Balloon Glow, the highlight — literally — of the inaugural Vermont Balloon Rally. Hot air balloons on a celestial ride light up the sky above the museum, and special illumination below heightens the unusual radiance. Besides this evening launch, early morning and late afternoon dispatches take place daily during Labor Day weekend. Feeling adventurous? Pay extra for a whirl in the wind or, if you’re feeling more timid, a short tethered balloon ride. Music by Charlotte-based singer-songwriter Rick Cusick, a country picnic and kids’ activities entertain those on the ground. What a bright idea.

VERMONT BALLOON RALLY

Friday, September 4, through Monday, September 7, 6 a.m. - 9 p.m., at the Shelburne Museum. $7; free for ages 12 and under. Tethered rides $20; full rides $219-239. Info, 233-9641 or 846-7712 to book a ride. www.vermontballoonrally.com

outdoors MONARCH BUTTERFLY TAGGING: In 2007, a black and orange flier identified at the nature center was recovered in Mexico. Folks catch, tag and release the migrating monarchs to help with future connections. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

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FUNNY HA HA Don’t expect to get asked why the chicken crossed the road at Waterbury’s first community comedy festival; physical farce trumps jokes at this gala of absurd antics. Organized by Waterbury Center resident and internationally known comedian Tom Murphy (aka “Murph”), this family affair doubles as an open house for his newly renovated carriage barn, soon to become an arts center dedicated to physical theater. Strolling performers, acrobatics, slapstick acts, and arts and crafts augment three main shows throughout the day.

Maine-based funnyman Randy Judkins joins Murphy and Dr. Professor Tomás Kubínek (pictured, called “absolutely expert and consistently charming” by the New York Times) for the 7 p.m. “All Out Bedlam!” shebang. Stop by for a laugh.

talks ED RENSI: The former McDonald's CEO and founder of the Ronald McDonald House shares what he's learned about leadership along the way.

Dole Auditorium. Norwich University, Northfield, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2886.

WATERBURY COMEDY FESTIVAL

Sunday, September 6, 1-10 p.m., at Hope Davey Memorial Park and Murphy’s Barn in Waterbury Center. $5-15. Info, 244-5008. info@ murphclown.com. www.murphclown.com

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BURYING THE AXIS With film and TV roles in everything from 13 Going on 30 to “The Knights of Prosperity,” Maz Jobrani has led an eclectic career. In his current stint in the Axis of Evil comedy group, however, this Iranian-born, California-bred standup comedian seems to have found his niche. Featuring quips from some of the top Middle Eastern-American wisecrackers, the touring group shares hilarious realities of living in a post-9/11 world. “From these shows I’m starting to realize that there’s a real movement for peace in this world,” Jobrani recently wrote on his website. That’s certainly a hot topic on the Johnson State College campus, where new first-year students are reading Moustafa Bayoumi’s How Does It Feel to Be a Problem? Being Young and Arab in America. Jobrani shares his experiences with a perspective L.A. Weekly calls “devilishly funny.”

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hinesbuRg fARMeRs MARket: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, Hinesburg, 3:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3904.

Mills RiveRside fARMeRs MARket: A local band serenades passersby grazing through fresh goods and knickknacks. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5899.

PeAChAM fARMeRs MARket: Seasonal berries and produce mingle with homemade crafts and baked goods from the village. Peacham Farmers Market, Peacham, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 592-3632.

Winooski fARMeRs MARket: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 734-6175.

giovAnnA Peebles: From the Vikings' first encounters with North America's indigenous people to the European pioneers along the lake's shores, the state archaeologist shares little-known bits of history, myths and stories with Vermonters.

Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. lois MARie gibbs: The activist behind the Love Canal Homeowners Association — a group that petitioned for funding to relocate from an area affected by a toxic chemical dump — speaks at the Green Mountain College convocation.

Griswold Library, Poultney, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 287-8926.

'A RAisin in the sun': Lorraine Hansberry's powerful 1959 portrayal of an African American family's struggle to achieve their dreams still hits home in the Weston Playhouse's modern rendition. Weston Playhouse, Weston, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $30-38.

Info, 824-5288.

Auditions foR 'MuRdeR MysteRy CoMedy dinneR theAteR': Hopefuls master script reading to land roles in the Brandon Town Players' annual whodunit plot.

Brandon Congregational Church, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-6720.

'CAndidA': When two men compete for Candida's love, the question is ...

What does she feel? George Bernard Shaw's fast-paced comedy examines themes of marriage, rivalry and domestic power. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10-20.

Info, 518-891-1854. 'footloose': Everybody cuts loose with this musical stage version of the film about a town that has outlawed dancing — and the boy who breaks the rules. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961.

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steve delAney: The Milton author talks about his inspiration for Vermont Seasonings. Milton Historical Museum, Milton, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387, miltonhistorical@yahoo. com.

THU.03 activism neighboRhood PlAnning AsseMbly: Local residents discuss city noise and break-ins with updates from city councilors, school commissioners, state legislators and police department reps. Greek Orthodox Church Community Center, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4129.

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oPen MiC MoRning: Area businesspeople speed-network as they pass around the microphone with 60-second speeches on topics relating to local buying. Tilley's Café, Burlington, 7:30-9 a.m. Free for Burlington Business Association members; $10 for others. Info, 863-1175.

dance ARgentine tAngo lessons: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary to learn this vibrant style of movement, which originated in Buenos Aires and Montevideo.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

etc. bAsiC CoMPuteR tutoRing foR senioRs: Volunteer Emily Moynihan helps preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. living histoRy PResentAtion: Actor Jim Hogue brings Ethan Allen back to life in an improvisational town meeting setting, as he takes questions and discusses the future of Vermont with audience members.

See “State of the Arts”, this issue.

Adamant Co-op, Adamant, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 456-1123.

fairs & festivals ChAMPlAin vAlley fAiR: See WED.02, 10 a.m. - midnight. veRMont festivAl of the ARts: See WED.02, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

film 'dePARtuRes': See WED.02, 7 p.m.

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kids 'bAbies & MoMs': Family members bond through stories, nursery rhymes and songs with peers. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. fAMily MusiC ClAss: Young tots and their caregivers use simple instruments and their own voices to create original tunes in this fun music-and-moves workshop. Bristol Health & Fitness, Bristol, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 253-4294.

MusiC With PeteR: See WED.02, 10:30 a.m. teen AdvisoRy boARd: Teens gather to plan library programs. Yes, there will be snacks. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. young WRiteRs' WoRkshoP: Scribes tote a notebook, writing utensils and creative enthusiasm to a pencil-pushing exercise led by local writer Rabia Gail. Bradford Public Library, Bradford, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. young singeRs of veRMont infoRMAtionAl Meeting: Youthful vocalists in grades 1 to 12 and their parents learn the basics of this instructional program. Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4781.

outdoors outside thuRsdAys: Fresh-air enthusiasts convene to paddle, hike or swim as a group. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2647.

sport dR. bike: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of brakes, shifting and commuter maintenance.

Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3313.

ReCReAtionAl bike Ride: Twowheeled cyclists peddle in and around Burlington at this moderately paced excursion hosted by Skirack and Local Motion. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. sAuCony fun Run: Run Center staff lead joggers of all ages on a moderately paced traverse through town. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. 'tRAil RoCk 'n' Run': Runners of all ages and levels pound a recreational trail with Skirack. Meet at the Burton Snowboards lot at 152 Industrial Parkway. Red Rocks Park, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

theater 'A RAisin in the sun': See WED.02, 7:30 p.m.

Auditions foR 'MuRdeR MysteRy CoMedy dinneR theAteR': See WED.02, 6:30 p.m.

'CAndidA': See WED.02, 8 p.m. 'footloose': See WED.02, 8 p.m. 'sMokey Joe's CAfé': This Grammy award-winning musical theater revue features a lineup of pop standards, rock 'n' roll, and rhythm and blues tunes by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller.

Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y. 8 p.m. $12-25. Info, 518-962-4449.

words dyAd night: Got something to say?

Speak and listen in this backand-forth night of contemplative communication. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 6:15-9 p.m. $5 donation.

Info, 522-5855, info@vibrance.us. 'the PoWeR of WoRds' ConfeRenCe: Workshops and lectures explore writing, storytelling, drama and music as ways to express thoughts and emotions. Speakers include performer Kayhan Irani, poet and author John Fox, and awardwinning storyteller Dovie Thomason.

Goddard College, Plainfield, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $220; single-day registration also available. Info, 401-965-5353.

FRI.04 dance ARgentineAn tAngo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. bAllRooM dAnCe soCiAl: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269.

etc. bRoWn bAg lunCheon seRies: Researchers and grad students of UVM's Transportation Research Center share their roadwork in a Q&A-style midday meet. The topic: "Modeling the Road System." Farrell Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-3131. otteR CReek bReWing hARvest PARty: Suds lovers celebrate the release of the Oktoberfest brew and Wolaver's organic Will Stevens' Pumpkin Ale with beats by Didymo, a pig roast dinner and other rowdiness.

Partial proceeds benefit Addison County's food shelf. Otter Creek Brewing, Middlebury, 5-10 p.m. $5 entry; $10 meal ticket. Info, 388-0727. teRtuliA lAtinA: Latino-americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

fairs & festivals ChAMPlAin vAlley fAiR: See WED.02, 10 a.m. - midnight.

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Vermont Balloon rally: Nearly 30 colorful hot air balloons brighten up the skies at this inaugural four-day fest, including balloon rides, a nighttime Balloon Glow, music and children's entertainment.

See calendar spotlight. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 6 a.m. - 9 p.m. $7; free for ages 12 and under. Info, 233-9641.

Vermont FestiVal oF the arts: See WED.02, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Vermont state Fair: Crowds converge on the midway for circus acts, helicopter rides, equine events and live music at this annual, ag-centric affair. Vermont State Fair Grounds, Rutland, 5-10 p.m. $1-12; $1-3 parking. Info, 775-5200.

film 'o'horten': When a painfully shy train engineer is forced to retire, he comes face to face with death and chaos at every corner in Bent Hamer's Norwegian film. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50.

Info, 603-748-2600.

north BranCh Bluegrass FestiVal: This three-day outdoor music bash features 10 bands, 12 music workshops, camping, food and games. North Branch Bluegrass Festival Grounds, Bridgewater, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. $15-22 per day; $50 weekend pass. Info, 672-3042.

outdoors 'moonlit paddle': Rowers relish the summer air and abundant wildlife on a guided tour of the lazy Clyde River.

Siskin Ecological Adventures, East Charleston, 6:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 673-5638.

theater 'a raisin in the sun': See WED.02, 8 p.m.

'Footloose': See WED.02, 8 p.m.

fairs & festivals

food & drink Charlotte Farmers market: Farmers within 10 miles of the park share their bountiful homegrown goods with neighbors as they hike and picnic nearby.

Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 425-2390.

'Foodways Fridays': Recipes from the 19th century get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11.

Info, 457-2355. hardwiCk Farmers market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 626-7225. komBuCha workshop: Fans of cultured beverages learn how to homebrew their own healing tonics.

Bring a quart mason jar. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. riChmond Farmers market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks.

Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. westFord Farmers market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-9053.

kids 'stories & CraFts': Kids ages 3 and up fashion creations based on storytime books. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. 'ConCert For Fuel assistanCe': Soprano Elizabeth Hilgartner and alto Linda Radtke perform the works of Handel, Bach, Purcell and Telemann at this benefit for the fuel assistance program of Community Emergency Resource Volunteers. St. Mary's Episcopal Church, Northfield, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 223-2712. kelly Clarkson: The "American Idol" songbird totes her high-energy pop music to the Champlain Valley Fair stage. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $46.75$57.25. Info, 863-5966. nightingale: With sounds ranging from Newfoundland ballads to fast-paced Irish reels, this New England trio was called "danceable and exciting" by Sing Out! magazine.

Tunbridge Town Hall, Tunbridge, 7:30 p.m. $15-20. Info, 889-3246.

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historiC tour oF uVm: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen's statue to tour the campus' modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led

by UVM Emeritus Professor William Averyt. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-3131. 'support our troops' memorial BeneFit: A community barbecue, outdoor games, raffle and silent auction celebrate the lives of Sgt. Scott McLaughlin and Pfc. Adam Muller. Wheeler Field, West Bolton, 2-11 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-2003 or 399-6051. the Battle oF plattsBurgh Commemoration pre-weekend eVents: Four days of family activities, including live musical performances, precede the weekendlong memorial affair. Check www. battleofplattsburgh.org for schedule.

Various locations, Plattsburgh, N.Y. 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. $10 admission button allows access to all events; free for ages 18 and under. Info, 518-5634375.

Champlain Valley Fair: See WED.02, 10 a.m.

- midnight. mad riVer Valley CraFt Fair: More than 100 artisans from the Northeast region, Montréal and beyond present their crafted jewelry, hand-painted silk clothing, knitwear, pottery and more under a sprawling outdoor tent. Kenyon's Field, Waitsfield, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3.

Info, 496-7907.

Vermont Balloon rally: See FRI.04, 6 a.m. - 9 p.m.

Vermont FestiVal oF the arts: See WED.02, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Vermont state Fair: See FRI.04, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.

Begins Wednesday, September 16, 2009 Qigong is the science of stimulating your qi energy, blood and mind to promote greater health and healing. Qigong is derived from Chinese naturalist philosophy called Taoism.

Wednesday evenings for 10 weeks Acupuncture & Qigong Health Center 167 Pearl St., Essex Junction beginning April 22, 6:45 to 7:45 PM Taught by Arthur Makaris who has been practicing Qigong for over 30 years.

Arthur is a licensed Acupuncturist and master of Chinese martial art.

This is a foundation class and will focus on: • Essence, Breath and Mind • Physical and Energetic Alignment • Opening Qi • Gathering Qi

To Register Call 879-7999

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Vermont Balloon rally (fairs & festiVals)

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'hair': Theatergoers catch a live production of the 1960s rock musical. E. Glenn Glitz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y. Plattsburgh, N.Y. 7:30 p.m. $2-5.

Info, 518-564-3095. 'smokey Joe's CaFé': See THU.03, 8 p.m.

words 'the power oF words' ConFerenCe: See THU.03, 9 a.m.

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SAT.05 dance Contra danCe: Caller Adina Gordon keeps feet moving to music from Crowfoot at this annual benefit for the Capital City Grange. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

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CarVing demos: Robert Spear Jr. and Ingrid Brown whittle life-size wooden recreations of birds. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $3-6.

Info, 434-2167.

FrenCh roundtaBle: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

'neVerland': Catch the newest from Absinthe Films by following Travis Rice, Dan Brisse, Bode Merrill and many more snowboarders on their excursions down the roads less traveled. Proceeds benefit the Vermont Youth Conservation Corps and the Protect Our Winters Foundation. See calendar spotlight.

Merrill's Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. $10. Info, 864-3456. 'o'horten': See FRI.04, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m. 'the national parks: ameriCan's Best idea': Film fans sneak a peek at Ken Burns' yet-to-be-released multimedia journey through the birth and beauty of our national parks. Meet at the Forest Center.

Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

Stern Center for Language and Learning Williston and White River Junction, VT 800-544-4863 • success@sterncenter.org

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food & drink Burlington Farmers market: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese.

Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188.

Capital City Farmers market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360.

Champlain islands Farmers market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420.

ChiCken 'n' BisCuit supper: Hearty foods fill up diners at a benefit for the Ministries of the UCC of Northfield. United Church, Northfield, 5 p.m. & 6 p.m. $5-9.

Info, 485-4297. middleBury Farmers market: See WED.02, 9 a.m. - noon.

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Sunday, Sept. 13, 10 am - 5 pm

Featuring the Pawsitively Vogue Fashion Show and Canine Costume Competition!

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Northwest Farmers market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. shelburNe Farmers market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season's best. Shelburne Parade Ground, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-2472. st. JohNsbury-CaledoNia Farmers market: Folks browse through local baked goods, handmade crafts and fresh produce.

St. Johnsbury Farmers Market, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 626-8396. waitsField Farmers market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. willistoN Farmers market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly openair affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728.

'a raisiN iN the suN': See WED.02, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m.

'Footloose': See WED.02, 8 p.m. 'hair': See FRI.04, 7:30 p.m.

JeFF duNham: The comedian coaxes out the laughs with his ventriloquism tricks and hilarious use of dummies.

Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. $46.75-63.50. Info, 863-5966. 'plataNos & Collard greeNs': New York City-based off-Broadway actors put on the hit play about an African American man and Latino woman who must overcome cultural and racial prejudices while protecting their bond. Hartman Theatre, Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y. Plattsburgh, N.Y. 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 518-564-3095. 'smokey Joe's CaFé': See THU.03, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

kids 'read to a dog': Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. saturday stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. North braNCh bluegrass Festival: See FRI.04, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

outdoors

Benefits local animal rescue groups and humane societies. $10 for adults and $5 for children 5-18 www.shelburnemuseum.org

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burke mouNtaiN bike raCe: Cyclers conquer gravity in a 3.7-mile uphill climb from the Sherburne Base Lodge to the mountain's summit.

Burke Mountain, East Burke, 10 a.m. $75 per individual; $150 per team. Info, 888-287-5388, info@ burkemountainbikerace.com.

talks NaNCy priCe graFF: In an abundantly illustrated slide show presentation, the speaker examines the impact of the Farm Security Administration's photography project in rural areas of Vermont. Green Mountain Perkins Academy and Historical Association, Woodstock, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3609.

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ChamplaiN storyteller's series: French Canadian story spinner Judith Poirier entrances listeners with her repertoire of knowledge and folktales about Lake Champlain. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 2 p.m. $5-8.

Info, 877-6737. 'the power oF words' CoNFereNCe: See THU.03, 9 a.m.

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SUN.06 dance 'soCiety oF speCtaCle': French choreographers Martin Chaput and Martial Chazallon lead volunteer dancers in a work-in-progress experimental piece to the music of Brooklyn-based composer Jason Treuting. Dance Studio, Serkin Center for Performing Arts, Marlboro, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 579-3766, sara@ vermontperformancelab.com.

fairs & festivals ChamplaiN valley Fair: See WED.02, 10 a.m. - midnight. mad river valley CraFt Fair: See SAT.05, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. vermoNt ballooN rally: See FRI.04, 6 a.m. - 9 p.m. vermoNt Festival oF the arts: See WED.02, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. vermoNt state Fair: See FRI.04, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. waterbury Comedy Festival: Vermont prankster Tom Murphy hosts a three-act celebration of physical comedy, variety arts and ridiculous theater with a Young People's Comedy Show at 1 p.m., a talent show at 3:30 p.m. and an evening wrap-up, "All Out Bedlam!" See calendar spotlight.

Hope Davey Memorial Park and Murphy’s Barn, Waterbury Center, 1-10 p.m. $5-15. Info, 244-5008, info@ murphclown.com.

film 'o'horteN': See FRI.04, 7 p.m.

bike Ferry: Cyclists go the distance between Burlington and the Champlain Islands on what used to be a railroad bed, thanks to Local Motion’s causeway-bridging ferry. Colchester Causeway, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 316-6382, brian@ localmotion.org. 'hiddeN spaCes, uNique plaCes': History buffs take a walking tour to discover the park's most distinctive old buildings and examine their architectural styles and stories. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 2:30-4 p.m. $8.

Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

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burliNgtoN CohousiNg potluCk: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-0120.

Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

'CoNservatioN through the artist's eye': Folks stroll through the Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller Mansion, gazing at landscape paintings by Hudson River School artists and learning how they influenced the development of a conservation ethic. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 2:30-4 p.m. $8. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. the battle oF plattsburgh CommemoratioN pre-weekeNd eveNts: See SAT.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

food & drink 'iCe Cream suNdays': Visitors ditch the ice cream man to churn their own flavors while learning about the scientific and historical aspects of the tradition. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, noon & 3 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355. stowe Farmers market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food.

Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 472-8027.

health & fitness

Waterbury Comedy Festival (Fairs & Festivals)

See spotlight, p.19B

Free yoga week: To celebrate National Yoga Month, folks can stretch out in three complimentary classes a day, including Vinyasa, Kripalu, and Form and Flow. Call for schedule.

Stoweflake Mountain Resort, Stowe, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 800-2532232.

kids 'read to a dog': See SAT.05, 1-3 p.m.

etc. blood drive: The Champlain Valley Harley Owners Group strives to collect 106 life-sustaining pints, representing as many years of Harley history. Donors then receive a free pint — of Ben & Jerry's. Green Mountain Harley-Davidson, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free; bring photo ID. Info, 878-4778.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. 'CoNCert For Fuel assistaNCe': Soprano Elizabeth Hilgartner and alto Linda Radtke perform the works of Handel, Bach, Purcell and Telemann at this benefit for the local fuel assistance program. St. Barnabas Church, Norwich, 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 603-353-9303.

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Kid RocK: The rocker-rapper glides through country, rock, punk and hip-hip musical genres with songs from Rock n Roll Jesus. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $50-65.75. Info, 863-5966.

'Music in thE MEadow': The United States Air Force Liberty Jazz Band play it smooth with swing and contemporary jazz refrains. Gates open at 3:30 p.m. for picnicking.

Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7792. nEw woRLd FEstivaL: More than 50 performers of Celtic and French Canadian music charm fiddles and other instruments at this community song-and-dance gathering at Chandler Hall and other Randolph locations, noon-midnight. $5-30; $20 adult tickets available after 6 p.m; discounts for volunteers. Info, 728-3232 for tickets; 276-3808 to volunteer. noRth BRanch BLuEgRass FEstivaL: See FRI.04, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

'RigoLEtto': Big voices come to the cinema as opera fans catch Verdi's tragic tale of a father-daughter relationship in high-def, prerecorded at the Teatro Regio in Parma, Italy.

Merrill's Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 11 a.m. $18-20. Info, 864-3456.

shEFFiELd FiELd daY: For the 62nd year, townsfolk celebrate the community with a parade, live tunes, dancing, a fiddlers' contest, pony pulling and more. A 3 p.m. modern dance performance will take place in the Miller Run School. Various locations, Sheffield, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 626-9416. thE BattLE oF PLattsBuRgh coMMEMoRation PRE-wEEKEnd EvEnts: See SAT.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

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annuaL chicKEn BaRBEcuE: Community members gather at a grillout to support the Vermont Military Family Emergency Fund and the Underhill-Jericho Fire Department's Firefighter's Fund. Browns River Middle School, Jericho, 11:30 a.m. $8.25-10.50; donations accepted.

Info, 363-3548. 'incREdiBLE EdiBLE intERvaLE touR': Food enthusiasts meet local farmers and sample their homegrown bounty. Pre-tour lunch, tasting and discussion at 11:30 a.m. at Half Pint Farm. Intervale Center, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. $15-40. Info, 922-7346.

MushRooM FoRagE, LEctuRE & LunchEon: 'Shroom expert Faith Hunt helps fungus fans ID tasty and poisonous varieties before a group meal. Hemingway's Restaurant, Killington, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $50 plus tax and tip. Info, 422-3886.

BiKE FERRY: See SAT.05, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. natuRaL histoRY FiELd waLK: Folks explore the shoreline and the rock formations with naturalist Teage O'Connor. Red Rocks Park, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7284.

sport 'Pond-a-thon Fun Run': Athletes travel by foot or bike around a lake in a 2.5- or 5.5-mile journey to support the Taini Mae Kinney Memorial Scholarship Fund. Registration starts at 7 a.m. Island Pond Beach, Island Pond, 9 a.m. $10-15; $5 race registration. Info, 249-2640.

theater 'a Raisin in thE sun': See WED.02, 7 p.m.

'Bus stoP': A blizzard strands eight unlikely folks in a Kansas diner in William Inge's romantic comedy.

Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 518-8911854. 'haiR': See FRI.04, 2:30 p.m. 'sMoKEY JoE's caFé': See THU.03, 5 p.m. 'thE diRt chEaP MonEY ciRcus': Giant puppets, a Karl Marx character and a live band help tell the politically charged story of moneydeprived billionaires, the logic of the U.S. health care system and the "philosophy of Forever." BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 767-9670.

words 'thE PowER oF woRds' conFEREncE: See THU.03, 9 a.m.

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MON.07 dance aFRo-caRiBBEan dancE cLass: Penelope Newcomb leads high-energy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

etc.

LaBoR daY cELEBRation & BEnEFit concERt: The Vermont Workers' Center raises funds with a community potluck, music by Rik Palieri and Rebecca Padula, theatrical performances and ice cream. Battery Park, Burlington, noon - 3 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 861-4892.

fairs & festivals BuRLington BiKEFEst: Humanpowered vehicle enthusiasts display their travel capabilities in a seven-day 'cycle celebration including a bike expo and parade, riding tours of the area, lectures and exhibits throughout the city. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7187. chaMPLain vaLLEY FaiR: See WED.02, 10 a.m. - midnight. vERMont BaLLoon RaLLY: See FRI.04, 6 a.m. - 9 p.m. vERMont statE FaiR: See FRI.04, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.

film 'o'hoRtEn': See FRI.04, 7 p.m.

food & drink

health & fitness 'chaKRa 101': Folks curious about chakra balancing attend an informal class to learn about healing through the human energy field. Preregister.

Rushford Family Chiropractic, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7401, lanxner@yahoo.com.

FREE Yoga wEEK: See SUN.06, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. hERBaL cLinic: Sign up for an appointment to explore the art of natural healing one on one with students and professors from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

kids 'Music with Mia': Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. RicK & thE RaMBLERs LaBoR daY dancE: The band finishes the summer with a healthy dose of country swing, inspiring a crowd dance-along. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $7-12. Info, 382-9222. vERMont FiddLE oRchEstRa REhEaRsaL: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up its tunes in practice sessions. New members welcome. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra. org.

outdoors BiKE FERRY: See SAT.05, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

words 'thE PowER oF woRds' conFEREncE: See THU.03, 9 a.m.

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'ExPLoRing thE Path to EnLightEnMEnt': Fill your head with facts about Tibetan Buddhism while filling your body with a sense of peace in this meditation and discussion series. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 633-4136.

PausE caFé: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-5088. thE BattLE oF PLattsBuRgh coMMEMoRation PRE-wEEKEnd EvEnts: See SAT.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

fairs & festivals BuRLington BiKEFEst: See MON.07, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. vERMont statE FaiR: See FRI.04, noon - 10 p.m.

film 'o'hoRtEn': See FRI.04, 7 p.m.

food & drink oLd noRth End FaRMERs MaRKEt: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

PicKLing woRKshoP: Local food preserver Sue Johnson guides veggie lovers in making bread-and-butter pickles and pickled beets. Sign up at the customer service desk. City Market, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 861-9700. vERMont FREsh nEtwoRK FaRMERs dinnER: Diners sample the season's farm-grown offerings in an evening dedicated to chef-farmer partnerships, and get the chance to meet with Shelburne Farms' producers. The Inn at Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 5 p.m. $75. Info, 985-8498.

health & fitness FREE Yoga wEEK: See SUN.06, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

LaughtER Yoga: What's so funny?

Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and well-being. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

2009 Season

Wednesdays - Saturdays, August 19 - September 5 Footloose celebrates a small town's victory of youthful energy over close-mindedness with explosive dancing and the rockin' rhythm of its Oscar and Tony-nominated TOP 40 score!

Stage Adaptation by Dean Pitchford and Walter Bobbie. Based on the original screenplay

by Dean Pitchford. Music by Tom Snow. Lyrics by Dean Pitchford.

Additional Music by Eric Carmen, Sammy Hagar, Kenny Loggins and Jim Steinman.

Order Tickets Online: www.stowetheatre.com tickets@stowetheatre.com Information: 802-253-3961 All performances at 8p.m.

Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 67 Main Street, Stowe

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Workshops & Field Trips – Sign up now!

• Paddle to Prehistory Field Trip, Sept. 13 • Shipwrecks! On-Water Tours, Sept. 15 & 26

Featured Exhibits

Lake Champlain Through The Lens Annual juried photo show OPENING RECEPTION: Sunday Sept. 6 from 1-4 p.m.

On view through October 18

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kids cREativE tuEsdaYs with FRanK gonzaLEz: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

'Music with RoBERt REsniK': The host of a weekly folk and world music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216. stoRYtiME with a twist: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7.50-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

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Toddler SToryTime: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays, puppets and stories. Preregister.

South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

'#9TaCular': Magic Hat throws a street fest as the nines align, with the Rubblebucket Orchestra setting the mood for a Guitar Hero challenge, karaoke and 60-foot laser light show.

Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2739.

'CommuniTy arTS CirCuS': In honor of Red Hen Bakery's 10th anniversary, live big top acts, fortune- and storytelling, horse-drawn carriage rides and more benefit the Camp Meade Artist Fund.

Camp Meade, Middlesex, 5 p.m. midnight. Free. Info, 279-3726. emBroidererS' Guild meeTinG: Needleworkers check out the sewing projects of their peers, and get a little stitching done in the process.

Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. iTalian ConverSaTion GrouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund's Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

KniT niGhT: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

The BaTTle of PlaTTSBurGh CommemoraTion Pre-WeeKend evenTS: See SAT.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Green mounTain ChoruS: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net.

WED.09 business BurlinGTon BuSineSS & ProfeSSional Women'S meeTinG: Biz kids network over supper as Sue Bette, natural foods chef and Bluebird Tavern owner, speaks about her new venture. Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center, South Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $25. Info, 899-3936.

education SChool oPen houSe: Families explore the religious school with the director and teachers before crafts and a community pizza dinner. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

fairs & festivals BurlinGTon BiKefeST: See MON.07, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. vermonT laTino feSTival: Spanishinflected music, culture and arts combine during four days of dancing, concerts and fiestas. See www. latinofestvt.com for schedule and prices. Various locations, Burlington, 3:30-9:30 p.m. Various prices. Info, 864-0123, info@latinofestvt.com.

'o'horTen': See FRI.04, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

'The GreaT PiG SearCh': Tots read about two escaped hogs in this picture book before conducting their own search around the museum grounds.

Preregister. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. & 2-3:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 457-2355.

food & drink

outdoors

vermonT STaTe fair: See FRI.04, noon - 10 p.m.

film

ChamPlain iSlandS farmerS marKeT: See WED.02, 4-7 p.m. middleBury farmerS marKeT: See WED.02, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. neW norTh end farmerS marKeT: See WED.02, 3-6:30 p.m.

SouTh end farmerS marKeT: See WED.02, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

health & fitness free yoGa WeeK: See SUN.06, 9 a.m.

- 5 p.m. mediTaTion ClaSS: See WED.02, 7:45-8:30 p.m.

kids 'all aBouT BaTS': Young ones ages 6 and up learn about the mysterious night fliers over snacks with Carrie Riker of the Lamoille County Nature Center. Stowe Free Library, Stowe, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911.

BaByTime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 876-7147. 'laTino feST movie afTernoon': Young movie lovers lose themselves in a film and snacks as part of the 15th annual Burlington Latino Festival.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

monarCh BuTTerfly TaGGinG: See WED.02, 3:30-5:30 p.m.

talks dr. PaTriCK maCmanaWay: The holistic therapist combines his knowledge of Eastern and Western earth-centered healing practices to present a unique perspective in "Ancient Landscapes, Ancient Wisdom."

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-2768, burlingtonpermaculture@gmail.com. vinCenT feeney: The lecturer chronicles the colorful life of Matthew Lyon in "Mad Matt the Democrat," following the Vermonter's role as an indentured servant, Green Mountain Boy, entrepreneur and more. Cabot Historical Society, Cabot, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-3396.

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'STraWBerrieS in January': Frustrated screenwriter François pines for life to be more like the movies until he witnesses the relationships around him taking unexpected, serendipitous turns. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 865-5468.

words BooK ParTy & diSCuSSion: Steve Early, author of Embedded With Organized Labor: Journalistic Reflections on the Class War at Home, and Fred Magdoff, coauthor of The Great Financial Crisis: Causes and Consequences, discuss their work with readers. 16 Wilson Street, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-1362.

'GeT The Word ouT': Mouths form a medley of audible thoughts through slam poetry, open mic spoken word, rap battles and more. Outer Space, Burlington, 7:45 p.m. - midnight. Free.

Info, 318-6162. 'readinGS in The Gallery' SerieS: Marge Piercy, author of 17 poetry collections and most recently Sex Wars, shares her printed words aloud.

St. Johnsbury School, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 748-8291. m

maz JoBrani: The Iranian-born Axis of Evil comedy group member shares his spot-on standup about the realities of being a Middle Easterner in the U.S. See calendar spotlight. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 635-1476. 'menoPauSe The muSiCal': Four women experiencing "the change" bond over a black lace bra at a lingerie sale, sharing their symptoms through 25 reworked tunes from the 1960s and '70s. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27-37. Info, 863-5966.

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Would love to spend the summer following music festivals, but it doesn’t pay the bills! dancefree, 55, #114926

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WOMEN seeking WoMEN HI EVERYONE! Not really sure what kind of response I will get on this, but I’m relatively new to Burlington especially the lesbian scene here - so figured I would put myself out there. I’m easygoing, work hard & play hard. Looking for someone who is interested in being friends & from there ... who knows? :). active20, 22, #114885 SHOT OF MAPLE, ANYONE? Vermont homegrown grade A classic 1967 hardto-find model in mint condition. Excellent interior, w/ many extra features, including roof rack w/ bike & kayak attachments, surround sound, winter tires, low mileage, body needs minor buffing. A real gem, must see. No navigational features, driver must have a sense of adventure or direction. See fine print for further details. 114812, 41, l, #114812 ADVENTUROUS, FUN, LOVING, SMART Well-balanced, interesting, healthy yoga teacher. Specialize in keeping my life & my body juicy. flowerlady, 59, #114770 LOOKING FOR A GREAT WOMAN! I am a 28 y.o. single mom to a wonderful boy.

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My family & friends are a big part of my life.

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The geek in me tends to make me attentive to your needs. The freak in me comes out at night, and I ride fast bikes & aggressive inline.

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MAN IS NOTHING WITHOUT HEIR I need a wife to bear my children so that they might carry my legacy as their standard into a vast, uncertain future. I like to have a steady schedule of meal plans (Thursday is spaghetti & meatballs). Maybe your life won’t be exciting if you end up w/ me, but at least you’ll know what you’re eating on Thursday. woundedonpatrol, 27, #115026 WELCOME TO MY WORLD I’ve made some changes in my life that are for the better and I am so excited about the next chapter in my life. I hope to spend it w/ someone special. I like to spend time at camp in the Adirondacks & Maine. I enjoy kayaking, hiking, mountain biking, fishing, dancing, laughing & cooking. northcentralvtman, 40, l, #115006

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IN NEED OF TOTAL SATISFACTION Hi, I’m 41 & live in central Vermont. My life is quite busy w/ my 2 kids, so meeting anyone new is almost impossible. Looking to meet a man who can be discreet (my kids don’t need to know everything...), honest & STD-free (I am). Get in contact w/ me & we can see where things go from there... lustylefty, 41, #114108 WATCH HOW BAD I AM Looking for someone who will watch me urinate, and then play with it & tell me whether I have misbehaved. Don’t come alone - I prefer a TEAM effort. Are you excited about playing? I thought you might be... Bmore_ Bam_Bam, 29, #113811 GENDERPLAY Cute femme seeking discreet gender play. Open to most anything. vtlady, 24, #113792 LOOKING FOR A DADDY DOM i’m a 24 year old, fun, kinky little girl who wants to start a D/s relationship with a man who can be a Daddy, a teacher, and someone who can keep my smart-mouth in line. goodlilgirl85, 24, l, #113365 SEEKING A SUBMISSIVE MAN I invite you to meet someone who truly appreciates you as you are. I do believe opposites attract so let me introduce myself.

I am the more masculine woman who desires the woman in you. If you truly enjoy role reversal behind closed doors, contact me and see if we have any chemisty. domino50, 50, u, #113399 STEAMY SUMMER FUN Looking for a sexy, confident, fit male who can satisfy my cravings for hot, steamy, summer fun. Let’s make it a regular occasion if we hit it off. What have you got to lose? I need someone to keep up with me in the bedroom.

Lets see how rough it can get... btownorbust, 21, l, #113225 MUSCULAR MASCULINE BIG-BREASTED FAT TOP I will tie you so you can’t touch me, tease you, slap your ass, watch you, put you through your paces, give you hours of pleasure. Be expressive. I will listen & I expect you to.

You must be respectful of women. You must not be breaking a commitment or lying to see me. You must not smoke tobacco. top, 48, #113145

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Married, looking for a little lunchtime fun.

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Need to be very discreet. Phone chats are fun, Mad_hatters_mind, 22, #114984 too. You never know... Life is short - go for it.

50plus6, 57, #114798 HARD AND READY I’m 28 & looking for a sexy woman to have STRICT LOVING “DADDY” hours of hot, exotic sexual experiences with.

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Applicants must be between the ages of 1836, No smoking/drugs, drinking OK. D/D free.

If you’re interested in the excitement, then leave your contact info. jason2012, 31, l, #114960 THROBBING GRISTLE Seeking out F lifeforms for NSA sexual encounters & email exchange. Fit, good looking & programmed to satisfy. lovesickhorndog, 39, #114919 INVOLVED YET ALWAYS LOOKING In a relationship, yet always looking for some fun on the side. Life is too short to be w/ one woman. majicstic77, 23, l, #114920 MR. SWAGGER Hey, ladies, I’m a student here at one of the Burlington colleges and about to start up classes soon, but hoping to have some fun before summer is completely over! I’m single, D/D free and take good care of myself. Looking for the same in a girl/lady who can rock my world. ManOnCampus802, 24, #114902 SEEKING SEXUAL FUN & ADVENTURE! Nice, single guy looking to find lady. Some fun & adventure w/ a willing partner. Love to work hard & eager to please right woman. Contact me & let’s... Real_Cool_Man_Here, 37, l, #114894 MAGICAL HANDS & TONGUE Looking for some NSA fun; if it turns into more, we can deal with it as it comes. Very playful & hope you are, too. Love giving massages. Been told I have magical hands & tongue to boot.

Wanna see for yourself? cmande924, 31, u, l, #114868 EXCEPTIONAL QUALITY & PROWESS Who is going to be the winner of this exceptional specimen of a man? Included will be laughter, good times, quite intimate evenings & countless hours of pleasure. Email now - don’t miss your chance of a lifetime for fun, laughter & excitement. Will it be you or someone else? BreakingBad, 35, l, #114866

ROCKETMAN Like a trip to the moon & back. I’ll be your launch pad. You will blast off in an orgasmic lift-off. Interested? I would be! So come on and be my Astronaut ... Count down 10 9 8 7 ... Me: 5’8, 150, shaved head, young 57 (look early to mid-40s), green eyes, goatee. jharlow01, 57, l, #114778 LOOKINGTOEATOUT Married and looking for discreet encounters w/ a woman who knows what she wants & demands it. No head games, no liars, no chat, just honesty & laughs. I can entertain.

TongueMasterVT, 38, #114760 SEEKING THE TRANSCENDENT I am looking for a woman to explore the mystical & energy-filled aspects of sex. I am not in a relationship, nor do I intend to be in one soon. I am looking for a woman who is unattached. If any of this resonates w/ you, let me know. enrapturedmoon, 50, #114733 TEDDY-BEAR LOOKING FOR CUDDLY LOVE Hey, Richard III here. I’m looking for a girl who can trough me down & take what she wants; be a little kinky & after can snuggle up. Round 2 or 3, I’M UP FOR IT! Ladies, don’t get me wrong, I’m a nice guy who just wants a nice girl, but I like a little freak now & then =]. Richard_III_KING, 21, l, #114749 CURIOUSBOTTOMBOY69 5’10, 185, blonde, blue, into getting a guy off.

I’m very discreet, have own place, into boxer briefs, like massage & clean-cut young guys into other bi-curious young guys. tannerboy, 33, #114728 SENSUAL & EROTIC PLAY Former Tantra teacher willing to connect w/ playmate for sensual, erotic fun. No pain, dominatrix or chains. Just fun sex. Tantra, 50, #114716 LET’S HAVE SOME FUN College-aged M here looking for F who would like discreet, exotic, intimate encounters. Any age between 20-45 welcome. youngnhung, 24, #114705

TOTALLY NEW Basically I just need a little ass - it’s been a while. Also looking for something deeper.

I’ve never been into kinky shit, but I guess I’ll try some stuff. I’m not into big girls. I might be a little shy at first, but am fun once I get comfortable. ImALittleShy, 31, #114687 LONG NIGHTS Looking for someone who is willing to share my long nights of sexual frustration. In a relationship, but not getting what I need.

Hope someone can relieve some of my tension.

KeepingUp, 23, l, #114667 SEXY FEMALES APPLY HERE Respectful & discreet M looking for a sexy F who’s not afraid of showing off her beautiful body for a sensual strip tease that could lead to more. fishingpro78, 31, #114666

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WILD, YOUNG & SEXY Very fit, attractive couple seeking a woman or the right couple to have some fun with. We are a clean, outdoorsy, educated couple looking for someone like minded. DDF, no men. realandwhanting, 23, u, l, #114995 COUPLE LOOKING FOR THIRD Couple looking for a F for friendship to start, maybe to go further to fulfilling fantasies, who is clean, wants to have fun & is discreet. burlcouple, 41, u, l, #114967 OPEN-MINDED, SUBMISSIVE, LOOKING Tall, slender, pre-op transwoman seeks dominant for dating, exploring and whatever else comes up. I’m very open minded, willing to try anything once. D/D free, nonsmoker preferred. Photo online. DarkOne83, 26, l, #114961 HOT YOUNG COUPLE SEEKS SAME She is 24, 5’9, 127 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes, 32B. Tight body & tight mind. He is 29, 5’11, 165 lbs, black curly hair, blue eyes, a huge package & imagination. Looking for interesting & explorative couples up for anything. Let’s meet for drinks in the Burlington area & see the chemistry. We are into full swap. wildfigs, 24, l, #114935 LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME Hello, we are a couple looking for either a single woman or a couple of women. We are both very new at this and just want to try something new; to put a little more spice into our amazingly kinky sex life. 1234call, 24, l, #114879 SEXY ENCOUNTERS CUMMING! I am a married M who is looking to bring some excitement to our marriage. I am looking for another F for my bi-curious wife or maybe a couple of men to satisfy us both! If you fit the description, and are clean & safe, then we should chat first before meeting! expandme, 42, l, #114793 BIMBIF COUPLE WANT IT ALL Couple looking to share friendship, curiosities and/or fantasies. Bi singles welcome, but prefer couples. Let’s chat & see what happens.

Drinks first, sex if we cum to an arrangement. livinglife802, 34, l, #114755 SEEKINGKINKYWOMEN Stable, experienced couple seeks... We like women, we are looking for a woman who likes that, too. We are 420- friendly smoking drinkers looking for a little kink. Some toy play & an enjoyment of oral fun w/ some voyeuristic exhibitionist interludes, the special wonder we both enjoy. If that sounds good to you, drop us a line. craving_couple, 30, u, l, #108319

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Bear Pond Books We met in Bear Pond on a Sunday. I asked you which Kurt Vonnegut book I should read, because he’s a favorite author of mine. I was wearing jeans & a gray T-shirt. You were wearing jeans also. I got Henry Miller’s Tropic of Cancer. I’d love to meet again - perhaps we can read a favorite author of yours? When: Sunday, August 23, 2009. Where: Bear Pond Books. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906326 Cute girl in self-checkout Sunday, 8/30, about 3:30 p.m. at Wal-Mart in Williston. Me: White shirt, navy blue shorts & hat. You: Bright blue tank top, jeans, beautiful eyes. I wish I would’ve said something to you, but I had to run back & get a box that wasn’t dented. :( I’d love to have a second chance.

When: Sunday, August 30, 2009. Where: Wal-Mart self-checkout. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906325 WE BoTh KnOw IT I’ll do whatever it takes & whatever I can. I’ve grown tired of it & then some ... but nothing changes. I still care. Miss seeing you, blue jeans & pink top last time we met. I had a Yankees cap, orange shirt, white pants. We went swiming in the pouring rain, loved every minute of it. When: Sunday, August 16, 2009. Where: the river. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906324 meet you at the black door I mentioned I like your hair (bob cut). You might have noticed I was checking you out in your jeans. If you don’t remember me, I was the guy in the cowboy hat & Wrangler jeans. When: Friday, August 28, 2009.

Where: Black Door. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906323 sexy tall liftechman 2 I see you every night in your window. Do you see me? Each & every night it heats up more & more. Your eyes are mysterious & misleading.

You heat my night up. When can it be my turn to heat yours up? When: Sunday, August 23, 2009. Where: Hinesburg. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906322 TO THE SEXIEST MAILMAN From the moment I met you I fell in love with you and now in 4 days I will be living out my dream by marrying the most wonderful and truly amazing man. Thank you for all of the little things you do each day. You mean the world to me and I love you with all of my heart. When: Wednesday, September 2, 2009. Where: Everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #565123 Sam from NEK at 3 needs Hey, we met last Friday at 3 Needs & I was really sad to find my phone ate your number!

You were w/ your friend, Carrie. My name is Ryan ... send me an email! When: Friday, August 21, 2009. Where: 3 Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906321 City Market CoOp Dear Bagel Boy, you’re delicious & gorgeous.

You’re creamy & dreamy. You can toast my bagel any time ... well, at least help me heat up my Stewart’s rolls next time. :) When: Friday, August 28, 2009. Where: City Market Coop, Burlington, VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906320 Stunning brunette at August First You: beautiful eyes (Lashes! Such lashes!), great smile, white top, gold bracelet, long brown hair, at lunch with coworkers? Me: dark top, red shorts, I borrowed a chair from your table so my friends & I could sit in the sun.

This is quite the long-shot, but your face is stuck in my mind ... Intrigued? Please do say hello. When: Thursday, August 27, 2009.

Where: August First. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906317 My Blomp Pirate You’re a dreamweaver. I love you just as much as you love fresh picked Twizzlers and bagels.

Meet me for some homemade honey ranch ham mojitos on Sunday on my porch. All my love, Miss Frisknut Meowsington. When: Thursday, January 17, 2008. Where: Blomp Kamp.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906316 GML FLOWER GIRL It was wonderful to see you again. Hair getting longer, butt getting bigger :) Oh, sorry, did I say that? Well, that can be worked on. But it was really nice to see you and can’t wait to see you again. Don’t work too much! When: Tuesday, August 25, 2009. Where: at home.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906315

CSWD Re-use Zone You: beautiful dark hair & complexion looking at books. I asked if you had the good stuff?

You said, “Yeah, I guess I do.” Then you realized you are the good stuff. Kick myself all day for not saying more. You look great in Belts Bad Kitty. When: Saturday, August 22, 2009. Where: CSWD Re-Use Zone. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906301

See you in a year!

To all of my friends here in Burlington: Thanks for the great 2 years so far! I’m going to miss everyone tons, but don’t worry! Postcards are promised. I’ll try not to forget English ... And please try not to forget me! No losing touch allowed! I’ll be back, you know. And kudos if you recognize this as me! Bis spaeter!

When: Thursday, August 27, 2009. Where: Burlington, VT. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906314 Cute girl at NNE Hannafords!

See you around the deli in the New North End every so often; last time you were busting some foxy dance moves and gave me a embarrassed grin when you looked up & saw me. I thought it was cute. Maybe we can go dancing? When: Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Where: Hannafords, North End. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906313 Put me in your cuffs!

Me: very shy girl. You: very handsome police officer on Church St. Would’ve talked to you if I could’ve, but would love the chance to.

When: Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Where: Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906311 cute scribbles customer Hey there, Mr. grad student in a bow-tie. You had some great taste in snarky cards. I was the art student who wrapped your gift. I enjoyed our little chat. Grab a beer sometime? When: Friday, August 21, 2009. Where: Scribbles.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906310

Bodacious Blonde at Vicki’s I saw you selling lingerie & we caught each other’s eye ... Did you get my flowers? Let’s get together sometime & I’ll tell you my secret. When: Saturday, August 8, 2009.

Where: Victoria’s Secret. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906300 Ri Ra’s Saturday NIght We made eye contact several times. You had a black tank top, shorts, a great smile and you were dancing w/ friends. I was in jeans & a red shirt. Stood back since you were w/ friends from my brother’s work (I think). I would love the chance to speak w/ you since I didn’t take it the first time. When: Saturday, August 22, 2009. Where: Ri Ra’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906299 Goodness gracious You: yelling at a small dog, “Where are you supposed to be? What’s in your mouth? What are you eating?” Me: hoping you’ll never say any of those phrases to me :) Us: I like you.

When: Sunday, August 23, 2009. Where: Cedar St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906297 Sci-Fi Aisle We met on Church St. on Thursday night right after a guy violently cartwheeled into a table at Leunig’s. You were wearing a green T-shirt & glasses; I’m a tall blonde w/ legs for days.

I’m from the future and am only here for a few more weeks. If you’re nice, I’ll tell you what the future is really like. When: Thursday, August 20, 2009. Where: Borders & Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906296

Sexy Llama Mama We talked briefly at the Jiffy Mart/Shell station in Williston, when I commented on your sexy llama T-shirt. That llama wasn’t the only sexy thing in the store! You seemed interested in continuing the conversation, but had kids to deal with. I would love to share a pasture w/ you! When: Wednesday, August 12, 2009.

Where: Williston Jiffy Mart. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #906308

Biking Kmart Friday Morning We both rode through the Kmart parking lot & onto Q.C. Parkway 9 a.m., 8/21. You: grey shirt, blue shorts, drop-dead gorgeous.

Me: white T-shirt, aviators, green backpack covered with patches. Want to ride together?

When: Friday, August 21, 2009. Where: Kmart lot & QCP. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906295

“imakeeper27” police/fire dept.

You really caught my eye & I’m very interested in knowing more about you. So you’re a keeper? : ) Hopefully you will read this & respond to me. You never know, we could be a match.: ) I hope to hear from you. When: Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906307

You lookin’ like a model Gorgeous green eyes, curly blond hair, wearin’ clogs? Last time we met up, you said you wanted to go kayaking, but I never got your number. Do you really want to go? There’s other random stuff to do - ever tried flying a kite? When: Saturday, August 22, 2009.

Where: in the crowd, standing out as usual.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906293

I HAVE YOUR SUNGLASSES It was at Red Square, 8/20. We talked a lot.

You told me about your divorce and we danced & shared a kiss ... or two. I left w/ your sunglasses on my head - aviators. You are such a sweetie and it sucks what you are having to endure. Let’s have some fun! Are you reading this now? When: Thursday, August 20, 2009.

Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906306 Sandbar State Park Sat. 8/22 You were w/ a larger party near the bathrooms wearing a black dress w/ small colorful floral print. You also had a pink & black backpack.

Our eyes met for just a moment as you passed by leaving the bathroom area. I would love to talk w/ you and maybe buy you dinner?

When: Saturday, August 22, 2009. Where: Sandbar State Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906305 Orange VW Moto Man You were stopped at the light by Staples plaza driving a sexy orange VW convertible. Nice haircut. Can I get a ride? When: Tuesday, August 11, 2009. Where: west on Main St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906304 U n me, in chile?

Baby, I adore you, and I’ll do anything for you ... Run a 10 mile marathon. If you’ve got demons, bring ‘em on. Boy, you are my temple.

And I know my lines sounds simple. I hope you know that as I sing them, I mean every single world. Humbly borrowed from Jacksoul for you. When: Saturday, June 13, 2009.

Where: many wonderful days since the beach. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906303 Quiznos S. Burlington Was in line & noticed you having lunch. You grabbed my attention. ;) You are beautiful. We made eye contact several times while having lunch. Was going to introduce myself, but you left before I had a chance. Loved the view. ;) Tell me what you or I were wearing. Would love to “see” you again sometime - hopefully not as brief. When: Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Where: Quiznos. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906302

lovely waterbury We met a while ago - we both know when - and a lot of time has passed ‘cause we’ve been through a lot & it hasn’t always been easy. I don’t care what happens, ‘cause I love you. We’ve come a long way. You: black pants, blue shirt. Me: grey pants, white sports jersey, outside in Waterbury. When: Friday, August 14, 2009. Where: just about everywhere.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906292

Dear Mistress Maeve, I started seeing a guy a month ago, and I think the relationship has potential. We’ve had sex a few times now, and I have no complaints about the actual intercourse — he’s energetic, long lasting and skilled.

However, I’ve noticed something that’s perplexing me.

Aside from the intercourse, he doesn’t touch me “down there.” We do foreplay, but it’s mostly about him.

Luckily, I have no problem climaxing from intercourse, but I don’t understand why he doesn’t want to explore my body more.

Like I said, we’ve only had sex a few times, and I keep thinking maybe he’ll become more hands-on as we get comfortable with one another, but what if he doesn’t? I’m hesitant to say anything because I also don’t want him to touch me out of obligation. Your thoughts, Mistress?

Sincerely, Touchy Subject Dear Touchy, You’re right — the more sex you have with your partner, the better you’ll understand how to pleasure each other.

Be that as it may, you shouldn’t wait around hoping he’ll magically figure out what makes you tick — it’s time to communicate.

Sure, it’s possible that your guy is selfish and only cares about his own needs; however, it’s far more likely that he wants to satisfy you and simply doesn’t know how. Let’s face it: The female form is complicated, and it can intimidate some men — especially if he’s never had a communicative female partner.

The next time you’re in bed, seductively tell him what you’d like him to do. If you’re not a big talker, guide his hands to the right spot and encourage him with verbal and physical cues. If he’s worthy of your attention, he’ll happily oblige — if he balks, it’s time for him to take a walk.

Touchable,

So color me creepy In Plato’s Closet, you had on a striped zipup w/ the hood up over your rad mini-fro, checkered pants, you were beautiful. You have the most darling freckles. I was shamelessly checking you out, and I think you might have noticed. Whoops! When: Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Where: Plato’s Closet, Williston.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906289 Watch Evil Dead w/ me?

Do you know that I’d pledge never to kill another spider if you’d only grab my hand?

I am not looking to complicate or change things for you, and I know the odds are crazy at best, but the next time you ask me to blow pink fluffy smoke in your face could we seal it with our lips? When: Tuesday, August 18, 2009. Where: Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906288 Williston, 8 a.m., Friday You: having a bagel w/ your daughter (I believe.) Me: could not stop looking at you & happy to hold the door open for you. Single?

When: Friday, August 21, 2009. Where: Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906287 7D intern, Unzipped backpack At the PO I saved you from losing all of that really important stuff you had in your backpack. You had a pencil woven in your hair & presumably still do. I was wearing sandals.

You’re real cute. You’re a writer & so am I. What do you write? I have 11 more words & will use them all. Yes! When: Friday, August 21, 2009. Where: Burl. PO. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #906286

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Smile You: dark hair, pixie cut, driving a big beige (gray?) truck, flashed me a sweet grin out your window. Me: brunette, glasses, maroon & blue dress, tall brown boots, walking down the street in Middlebury. Message: Gosh you’re cute. When: Thursday, August 20, 2009. Where: Middlebury. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906285 Met at The Scuffer Sat next to you at the bar at The Scuffer on 8/20. Friend of Dave L. We talked about skiing, picked on you about the Red Sox. You seemed interested ... Care to chat a bit more sometime? When: Thursday, August 20, 2009. Where: The Scuffer on Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906284

I’m still waiting I’m still waiting for you to say it first, and it’s driving me crazy ... I love you! I love everything about you! I love sleeping w/ you & waking up to you! I love it all, baby. I’m the happiest girl in the world! At least this can ensure anonymity - it’s like I never said it first after all! When: Thursday, August 20, 2009.

Where: my fun little world. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906283 Dirty & Thirty I spy a birthday coming up. Creating your present was fun, but not easy & far from perfect. You will need a PSM and an IERL to finish the job. A completed puzzle gets you another gift & a round of shots. ;-) When: Thursday, August 27, 2009. Where: out most weekends, somewhere on Union St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906282

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acting L.A. Casting Director Workshop: Sep. 13, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

Cost: $160/full 8 hours! Discount for union actors & discount for observers. Location: The Flynn Center, 153 Main St., Burlington.

Info: Mariko Ballentine Casting, Mariko Ballentine, 323-401-1188, Mariko@MarikoBallentine.com, www.MarikoBallentine.com. Have you ever watched a television commercial & said, “I can do that!” If you are an actor, Mariko’s workshop will “put you at the top of your game.” & even if you’re not an actor, Mariko’s workshop will be fun, enlightening & maybe even teach you something about life!

art Davis Studio Adult Art Classes: Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: Davis Studio, Teresa Davis, 802425-2700, www.davisstudiovt. com. Adult/teen art classes at Davis Studio 4 Howard Street, Burlington, VT. Classes & workshops start in October: Clay, Mosaics, Beginning Painting, Right Brain Drawing, Create a Children’s Book, Sewing Projects, Create Your Own Designer Jeans, Sweater Remix, Art Critique, Write an Artist’s Statement, Prepare Your Portfolio for Art School.

Register online at davisstudiovt. com or call 802-425-2700.

Davis Studio Youth Art Classes: Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington.

Info: Davis Studio, Teresa Davis, 802-425-2700, wwwdavisstudiovt.com. Weekly classes starting in October: Get Creative With Clay, Magical Mosaics, Mapping the World Through Art, Asian Art, Aliens-Monsters & Robots, Acrylic Painting, Preschool Art, Write and Illustrate a Book, Drawing Techniques, Make Friends With Your Sewing Machine, Sew Your Own Stuffed Animals, Individualized Art. Register online at davisstudiovt.com or call 802-4252700.

astrology Introduction to Astrology: Sep. 12-26, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., Weekly on Saturday. Cost: $75.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: A basic course for the novice. Study the ancient symbol system of the stars and learn how it relates to your inner and outer life.

Led by Patrick Ross, professional engineer and astrology teacher.

Drop-in: Life Drawing: Mondays, Sept. 14 - Dec. 14, 6:30-8:30 p.m. No class on Oct. 12. Cost: $8/ session, $7/session for BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Info: This drop-in class is open to adults of all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary. *Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit for free!

Drop-in: Pollywog Preschool: Thursdays, Sept. 17 - Dec. 17 (no class 11/26), 9:3011:30 a.m. Cost: $6/per parent/ child pair, $5/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Info: This popular drop-in program introduces young children to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social. Participants will work with homemade play dough, paint, yarn, ribbon, paper and more! Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. No registration necessary. Ages 6 mo. - 5 yrs. Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit for free!

Drawing and Painting: Sep. 29 - Dec. 1, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $265/$238.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Info: Begin with the basics of drawing and transition to painting with water-soluble oils. Students will learn many drawing and painting techniques and will learn how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to their work.

Materials list will be provided. BCA will provide glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks.

Limit: 10.

Painting Contemporary Portrait: Wednesdays, September 23 - November 18 (no class 11/11), 1:30-4:30 p.m. Cost: $285/$256.50 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Info: For intermediate and advanced painters exploring nontraditional portraiture with emphasis on color, composition and expression. Participants will use water-soluble oils and will have a choice of human subjects (clothed models and mirrors for self-portraits will be available each week).

Some portrait drawing experience needed. Materials list will be provided. Limit: 10.

Clay: Parent & Child Wheel: Oct. 3 - Nov. 7, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Weekly on Saturday. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: Work with clay using the potter’s wheel while having a memorable experience with your child! Practice basic wheel working techniques and try handle making, trimming and glazing. Parents and children will each use their own wheel. Parents must monitor their child. All clay, tools, glazes and firings are included.

Limit: 10.

Clay: Wheel-Throwing I: Oct. 5 - Nov. 16, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes and firings included). Limit: 12. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: An introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Work on the potter’s wheel learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Projects may include vases, mugs and bowls.

Students will be guided through finishing techniques using slips and glazes. No experience necessary!

Over 20 hours/week of open studio time to practice. Limit: 12.

Clay: Wheel-Throwing II: Oct. 6 - Nov. 17, 7-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes and firings included). Limit: 12. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: Mixed-level class for advanced beginners and intermediate potters. Learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Learn intermediate throwing, trimming and glazing techniques. Students must be proficient in centering and throwing basic cups and bowls.

Over 20 hours/week of open studio time to practice. Prerequisite: Proficiency in centering and throwing basic cups and bowls.

Drop-in: Fri Night Family Clay: Sep. 11 - Dec. 11, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Friday. Cost: $6/ participant, $5/BCA members.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, Burlington. Info: Learn wheel and hand-building techniques at BCA’s clay studio. Make bowls, cups and amazing sculptures. Staff will give wheel and hand-building demonstrations throughout the evening.

Clay for practice and fun is free. If you want to keep something, you can bisque and glaze it for up to $3 per item. No registration necessary. *Purchase a drop-in class card and get the 6th visit for free!

Drop-in: Tadpole Preschool: Sep. 8 - Dec. 11, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Tuesday, Friday. Cost: $6/per parent/child pair, $5 BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

Info: This popular drop-in program introduces your child (ages 1-5) to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social. Participants draw, work with clay, create collage, paint murals and more! Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. No registration necessary. *Purchase a drop-in class card and get the 6th visit for free!

Drop-in: Fri Night Teen Clay: Sep. 11 - Dec. 11, 7:30-10 p.m., Weekly on Friday. Cost: $6/participant, $5/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: Teens bring your old clothes and some tunes and come create with clay.

Staff will show you how to hand build or how to use the wheel. Clay for practice and fun is free. If you want to keep something, you can bisque and glaze it for $3 per item.

No registration necessary. *Purchase a drop-in class card and get the 6th visit for free!

Jewelry: Beginning Jewelry: Sep. 29 - Nov. 3, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $150/$135 BCA members (materials fees vary based on type and amount of metals used. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info: Learn how to use jewelry hand tools to make original finished pieces of jewelry. Students will learn many techniques including sawing, forming, soldering and more. There will be two loosely based assignments adapted to each student’s ideas.

Photo: Intro to 35mm Film/ Dig.: Sep. 30 - Nov. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $145/$130.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington.

Info: Explore the basic working of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choice and film types/sensitivity. Limit: 15. No experience necessary.

Photo: Night Photography: Oct. 6-20, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $95/$85.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Info: Learn how to take successful night exposures and learn to see light you may not have known could be used to make beautiful images. Demonstrations, hands-on photo shoots and critique will be included. Bring your film or digital SLR, a small notebook, flashlight, cable release and a tripod. Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience. Limit: 8.

Silkscreening I: Oct. 6 - Nov. 17, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday.

Cost: $195/$175 BCA members.

Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: Design and print posters, t-shirts, fine art prints and more! Get exposed to a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Learn to apply photo emulsions, how to use a silkscreen exposure unit and how to mix and print images with waterbased inks. Limit: 8.

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

Teacher bios are also available online.

climbing Indoor Rock Climbing Clinics: Co-ed weekly on Tuesdays, September 15 - October 20, 6-8 p.m.; women’s weekly on Thursdays, Sept. 17 - Oct. 22, 6-8 p.m.

Cost: $175/2-hour class + 6 additional visits. Location: Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. Info: The Petra Cliffs Group, 802-657-3872, www. petracliffs.com. Join into a co-ed or women’s clinic this fall to meet other climbers, learn new skills and to bring your climbing to the next level! No experience necessary.

Clinics cover belaying, footwork, balance and basic movement. Clinics include 6-visit card to climb outside of class, gear rentals and expert instruction!

computers Seniornet Computer Classes: Computer classes begin Sept.

10. Location: Pines Senior Living Community, S. Burlington.

Info: SeniorNet, PO Box 64694, Burlington, VT, 05406, for class descriptions, schedules and to enroll, 802-864-1502, information@seniornetvt.org, seniornetvt.org. The SeniorNet Learning Center of Vermont offers low-cost computer classes to adults over 50.

Instructors are experienced professionals who volunteer to help their peers learn in a friendly, informal setting. Classes this session include a new class on using Vista, the beginner’s fundamentals, Introduction to Computing, and seminars on Scrapbooking, Photos w/ Picasa 3.

dance Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

Dance Connection’s Fall Season: Location: Dance Connection, 210 Rt. 7 South, Milton.

Info: Dance Connection, 802-8937419, www.danceconnectionvt. com. Dance Connection opened in 1989 with the mission of offering outstanding dance education to students of all ages and abilities.

We teach a variety of styles, including ballet, jazz, tap and hip-hop.

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Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com.

Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walkins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

Natural Bodies Movement Class: Join a free introductory beginning-level adult/teen class Monday, September 14, 5:00-6:30 p.m. Call for information and to register. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, 5 minutes from the Burlington waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Stimulate your sense of artistry and innate creativity while developing strength, flexibility and coordination in a fun and relaxing studio environment.

Learn to practice a mix of Pilates (Mat, Cadillac & Jump Board), Bartenieff Fundamentals, Laban Movement Analysis, Dance Notation, and Element of Ballet. Beginning & intermediate students welcome!

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@burlingtontaiko.org, www. burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes in Burlington! Tuesdays Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks.

Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Sessions begin 9/8 & 11/3.

Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays 5:306:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks beginning 9/7 & 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:008:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks beginning 9/9 & 11/4 includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks beginning 9/9 & 11/4 includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambabbey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

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empowerment INTRO TO FINGERPRINT ANALYSIS: Sep. 14-28, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $75/incl. personal fingerprint decoding & consultation. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Janet, 802-279-8554, janet@ handtales.com. Introduction to Fingerprint Analysis: Accessing and Claiming Your Soul Purpose. Learn to decipher your prints, define your life purpose and identify what might be keeping you from living your higher purpose. Led by Janet Savage, master hand analyst.

The Art of Living & Dying Well: 9/11, 10/9, 11/20, 12/10, 1/15, 2/12, 3/26, 4/23, 5/21, 6/11; 6:30-9 p.m. Cost: $100.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Get insights into what it means to live well and die well as you gain a deeper sense of your own philosophy around appreciating life and facing death; multiple hands-on exercises, practical tips and documents for end-of-life planning. Led by Kathy Rude, teacher and writer, and Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909, or Kathy, 802-8793379.

fitness FORZA Samurai Sword Workout: Sep. 11 - Oct. 16, 9-10 a.m., Weekly on Friday. Cost: $50/6 1-hour classes. Location: The North End Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Stephanie Shohet, 802-578-9243, steph@forzavt.com, forzavt.com.

Shock your muscles by trying something new! FORZA is a unique, lowimpact warrior workout. It is based on martial arts, but no martial arts experience is necessary. You will burn calories, build muscle, improve concentration and vent frustrations while swinging a sword. What could be better? Give FORZA a try!

health Mindfulness Tools for Health: Oct. 5 - Nov. 23, 10:45 a.m. - 12:45 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $180/class + CDs; financial assistance available. Location: Dhatri Center for Healing, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington Info: Dhatri Center for Healing , 802862-2333, info@dhatrifoundation.org, www.dhatrifoundation. org. For people touched by cancer - patients, family, friends, professionals. Support your own healing in this series that will guide you through mind and body awareness exercises that will strengthen your ability to cope with the difficulties of illness and open your heart to the everyday joys that support wellness. Facilitator: Roz Grossman, M.A. 864-8188.

herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security.

Taught by Annie McCleary and George Lisi. Sundays from 10 a.m.

- 4 p.m. Summer Term: September 20 and October 4, 2009. Tuition $300. $50 nonrefundable deposit each term. VSAC non-degree grants available. Primitive Skills: Shelter Water Fire Food (new program!) taught by Nicholas Neddo of Roots School. Sept. 5-6 and 19-20, 2009. Tuition $400. Nonrefundable deposit $50. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com,

www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times.

Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

hypnosis ASCH Clinic Hypnosis Training: 11/13: 2-9 p.m; 11/14, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.; 11/15: 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $450/basic workshop: 20 hrs./20 CME, 20 CEUs - psychologists, SW, LCMHC, nurses.

Intermediate workshop: 20 CEUs - psychologists, SW, LCMHC, nurses. Location: Courtyard by Marriott Burlington Harbor Hotel, 25 Cherry St., Burlington. Info: Hypnovations Education & Training Programs, Motivation Hypnosis, Maureen Turner, RNC, LCMHC, LCSW, 802-658-2140, mturner@ motivationhypnosis.com, www. motivationhypnosis.com. The Basic and Intermediate Clinical Hypnosis workshops are 20 hrs. each and American Society of Clinical Hypnosis (ASCH) approved. In Basic you will be able to use hypnosis in clinical settings and in intermediate, additional applications, including pain management and age regression. For eligibility criteria and brochures/registration download: http://motivationhypnosis.com/ workshops.html. Additional followup individual and group consultation services available and may be used toward ASCH certification requirements. Licensed clinicians and students and unlicensed clinicians being supervised by licensed clinicians are encouraged to apply.

Register now! Limited seating.

kids Gym-tastics!: 3:15-4 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $40/Y members, $60/nonmembers. Location: YMCA, Burlington. Info: Kids will learn basic gymnastics skills with a focus on balance, tumbling and creative fun with both floor and ring exercises. Ages 5-7.

To register for this class, visit or call the Y at 862-YMCA. For more information, contact Stacia at 8628993 ext. 145.

Kids Improv: Starts September 15. Tuesdays, 4-4:45 p.m. Cost: $35/Y members, $55/nonmembers. Location: YMCA, Burlington.

Info: Calling all future stars! The Y is looking for creative, energetic kids who like to act out and have a great time performing skits and productions. Ages 8-12. To register for this class, visit or call the Y at 862-YMCA. For more information, contact Stacia at 862-8993 ext.

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kitesurfing/ windsurfing Kitesurf & Windsurfing Classes: Location: Lake Champlain: Charlie’s Boathouse, North end of North Ave., Burlington.

Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@ stormboarding.com. Learn one of two great water sports. Get windsurfing in one hour (thanks to modern equipment). Kitesurfing begins with a ground school lesson (two hours) followed by your first water lesson (three hours). See detailed info on www.stormboarding.com.

Beginning and advanced, individual and group lessons available 7 days/ week. $60-$150.

language American Sign Language Level 1: Monday evenings, 5-7 p.m. starting Sept. 14. 12-week course. Cost: $160. Location: Williston Federated Church, 44 N. Williston Rd., Williston. Info: Kari Darling, 802-526-2262. This class is open to anyone interested in learning beginning American Sign Language. Registration deadline is Sept. 10.

American Sign Language Level 1: Tuesday evenings, 6-8 p.m. starting September 8. 12-week session. Cost: $160/does not incl. $61.87 for the book (Learning American Sign Language by Carol Padden and Tom Humpries). Book can be purchased at Borders. Location: Essex Free Library, 5 Corners, Essex. Info: Keri Darling, 802-526-2262, kdarling@dvas. org. This class is available to anyone interested in learning beginning American Sign Language. Registration deadline is September 4.

Bonjour! French Lessons: Location: Wingspan Atelier, 4 Howard St., 3rd Floor, Burlington.

Info: Wingspan Atelier, Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, maggiestandley@yahoo.com, www. maggiestandley.com. Private and small-group French lessons taught by experienced, encouraging instructor in beautiful atelier. Maggie has taught both youth and adults and uses creative learning modalities to home in on your specific goals/needs. She has lived/worked in Paris, France and Francophone Africa. Slots available for day or evening. Allons-y!

French Classes this Fall: Cost: $225/10-week session. Location: Alliance-Francaise, Lake Champlain Region, #304 Dupont Building, 123 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: Micheline Tremblay, 802-497-0420, www.aflcr. org/classes.html. Alliance-Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region French School offers evening French classes at multiple levels taught by experienced teachers who are native French speakers.

Four 10-week sessions run Sept.

14-Nov. 19. Classes meet 6:30-8:00 p.m. Tuition: $225.00 due with registration/includes membership in AFLCR. Parlez-vous francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier.

Info: 802-496-7859, yvescomprere@yahoo.com. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful.

Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

SPANISH FOR ADULTS & CHILDREN: Cost: $155/10 1-hour classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center.

Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-659-4181, spanishparavos@ gmail.com, www.spanishwaterburycenter.com. New fall Spanish class offerings. September 1-10: Rapid Spanish for Travelers. Beginning week of September 14 for 10 weeks: adult evening classes, Sunrise Spanish, Spanish for Seniors.

Sign-up-together discount. Also private classes, tutoring, lessons for children. See our website for complete information or contact us for details.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult classes meet 7 days a week. Children’s classes resume on Wednesday, Sept. 2 at 4 p.m.

Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org.

This noncompetitive Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and

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by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher.

Ch’uan Fa Kajukenbo Kung Fu: Sun., 4-5 p.m., adult classes start Sept. 20. Tues/Thurs., 4-5 p.m., kids classes start Sept. 8.

Cost: $10/drop-in, first class free.

Location: North End Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-355-1841, VPAL.typepad.com/ Wing Tao Mobility Arts, Sifu Stacy Jolles and Sibok Nina Beck are offering classes in this traditional, yet modern system of martial arts. Incorporates elements of Chinese Kung Fu, Okinawan Kenpo, Japenese Judo/Jujitsu,and Korean Tang Soo Do. Develop a strong flexible body, keeping harmony of mind and spirit engaged.

T’AI CHI - MONTPELIER: Cost: $108/12-week semester. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., 3rd floor, Montpelier. Info: Ellie Hayes, 802-456-1983. Hwa Yu T’ai Chi: Fall Semester begins Monday, Sept.

14, runs 12 weeks., $9/class. Introductory class: 5-5:45 p.m. at 64 Main St., 3rd floor, across from City Hall. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been teaching T’ai Chi since 1974.

Come experience the many benefits of T’ai Chi for yourself.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie.

Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

massage Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5,000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, scott@elementsofhealing. net, www.elementsofhealing.net.

This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught.

Rehab & Spa Massage Classes: Location: BodySoul Spa & School, 132 N. Main St., St. Albans. Info: BodySoul Spa & School, Hope Bockus, C.I.A.M.T, 802-524-9005, w w w.bodysoulmassageschool. com. A very popular 10-month rehab massage and bodywork course.

Offering class times on Mondays (start 9/7) or Sundays (start 9/13). Pick your class day and additional electives. Specializing in training you for a career in rehab massage care. Filling up quickly.

Call now. 524-9005.

meditation Introduction to Zen: Sat., Sept. 19, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

Cost: $55/all-day workshop, lunch incl. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, vermontzen.org/ workshops.html. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

Lovingkindness Meditation: Six Wednesday evenings, Sept. 9 - Oct. 21, 7-8 p.m. First class will go until 8:30 p.m. Cost: $75/six 1-hour classes. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www.vermontzen. org. Mettabhavana is a Buddhist meditation leading to the development of unconditional lovingkindness & friendliness. Metta helps us rid ourselves of internal & external conflicts; overcome lacerating guilt; be open to loving acceptance of ourselves & others. Includes lectures, meditation instruction, practice periods and discussion.

Meditation: Join the 5-Week Wellness Wednesday series; 7:45 p.m. every Wednesday in September (45 minutes). Beginners welcome. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates studio, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, take the Beltline past the New North End: Minutes from Burlington’s water front), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille @natural bodiespilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

Integrate body, mind and spirit through guided meditation. Learn a variety of meditation exercises to help you focus, relax, and relieve stress. Participants are welcome to attend all or part of the series.

Chairs are provided, though you can bring a pillow if you prefer to sit on the floor.

Two intro meditation programs: Starting Sept. 11. See our website. Cost: $95/program ($50 for students). Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. (corner of King St.), Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-658-6795, w w w.burlingtonshambhalac tr. org. “Shambhala Training Level I” and “Meditation in Everyday Life.”

Shambhala warriorship is a path of nonaggression born from the bravery and gentleness of meeting our world without bias or judgment.

This path shows how to view the challenges of daily life in our modern society as opportunities for both contemplative practice and social action. Shambhala training includes group and individual instruction in meditation, personal interviews with a meditation instructor, discussion groups and talks by a senior teacher.

WEEKLY MEDITATION RETREAT: Wed. nights at 6:30 p.m. Cost: $15/class. Location: King Street Holistic Center, 35 King St., Burlington. Info: Barry Weiss, 802343-7265. Meditation is the most effective stress-reduction technique in the world today. And a retreat is the most essential next step in your spiritual progress. You’ve got to get away from it all and practice the art of sitting still - and watch the ripples unfold into your daily life.

music MUSIC MATTERS!: Location: Hammers Music Ed. Studio, Shelburne Village. Info: 802-236-2528, dawnah@earthlink.net, www.dawnahammers.net. Sign up now for fun, educational music lessons and music therapy sessions with wonderful music teacher Dawna Hammers!

Private voice, piano, recorder, hand drum and songwriting lessons & weekly classes for parents & toddlers, recorder ensembles, chant, drum & dance circles and children & adult singing groups now forming!

“Music for the Heart & Soul!”

parenting Parenting On Track: Sep. 12, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $245/individual, $374/couple. Location: Marriott Courtyard Residence Inn, 35 Hurricane Dr., Williston.

Info: Learn how to finally put an end to the whining - for good; pinpoint the factors that shape your children’s personalities; tailor your own behavior to make your children feel more capable and respected; stop the constant power struggles and tests of authority; build your children’s sense of self-worth and much more!

photography Fall Color Spectacular: Oct. 2-4. Cost: $350/workshop.

Location: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops, Central Vermont. Info: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops & Kurt Budliger Photography, Kurt Budliger, 802-223-4022, www. kur tbudligerphotography.com.

Join us for this field-based landscape photography “Tourshop” where you’ll learn about exposure, light, composition, depth of field and more while photographing some of the best spots in Vermont during peak autumn color. Space is limited so call, click or email for more information and to register.

pilates ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington.

Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up.

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Natural Bodies Pilates: Discover the difference that natural core strength makes for you in your life. See our full schedule of classes online, and call for special rates on packages and class cards. Call for a free halfhour consultation to come in, see the studio and find out how to get started. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester.

Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@ NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Challenge your ability for coordination, flowing movement and balance in small classes and private sessions. Join Pilates Mat and Reformer, Integrative Movement, Elements of Ballet classes, or try our 90-Minute Combination Studio class. Develop advanced body-mind awareness along with your articulate, strong and flexible body in a relaxed studio environment.

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Wheel Throwing Begin to Intrmd: Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m., Sept.

15 - Oct. 13, or Thursdays, 9:30 a.m. - noon, Sept. 10 - Oct. 8.

Cost: $120/members, $135/nonmembers, $30/materials & firing.

Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, info@shelburneartcenter. org, www.shelburneartcenter.org.

SAC Resident Artist Barbara Efchak will teach basics of throwing clay on the potter’s wheel and complete clay process from wheel to kiln.

Students will learn centering and how to create foundational shapes such as cylinders and bowls. Teens ages 14 and up are welcome to join the class.

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INTRO. TO SPIRITUAL ALCHEMY: Sept. 24-25, 7-9 p.m. and Sept.

26, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $75/incl. lunch. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-2447909. Learn how to transform your inner “lead” (unconsciousness) into spiritual “gold” in this 12hour workshop of lectures, guided meditations and discussions that integrate Jungian psychology and Western esotericism. Led by Dr. Sean McGrath, professor of philosophy, Memorial University, St John, Newfoundland. A special Jungian Center event!

reiki Animal Reiki I Class: Sep. 19-20, 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Cost: $150/9-hour class. Location: Pinecliff Alpaca Farm, West Rutland. Info: HeartSong Reiki, Kelly McDermott-Burns, 802-746-8834, kelly@heartsongreiki.com, www. heartsongreiki.com. ARI is the foundation for self-care and animal work. Reiki history, principles and animal protocol. Reiki I attunements and practice time with animals. Student will gain basic knowledge for working on any animal. Manual and certificate included. 20% of class fee donated Shelter Animal Reiki Assoc. Fall classes now forming.

Woodworking: Beginner-Advanced: Mon., Tues., Wed., 6:309:30 p.m., Sept. 16-21 through Nov. 18-23. Cost: $300/members, $335/nonmembers, $80/materials. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, info@shelburneartcenter.org, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Beginner classes held Monday evenings cover machine work and hand tools to introduce techniques for making beautiful furniture. Intermediate and advanced classes taught on Tuesdays and Wednesdays tackle more complex projects including dovetails and skills that students seek to master.

women Living Your Whole Life: Sep. 25-27. Cost: $220/room, meals and retreat materials. Location: Lumen Christi Retreat Center, Benson. Info: Anthe Demeter Athas, Retreat Director, 802865-4416, empowerment@demeterresolutions.com, www.demeterresolutions.com. Explore the different aspects of your life, relationships, activities, spirituality, etc., through writing, art, collage, and simple peace and quiet, and discover where and who you are and want to be. Space is limited to 6 participants.

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spirituality ESOTERIC CHRISTIANITY: Sep. 9-30, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Discover the “hidden wisdom in the Holy Gospel” in this workshop that uses exercises and hands-on experience to reveal the deeper layers of meaning in both the Old and New Testament.

Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

sports NEW! Saturday Sports Club: 10:45-11:45 a.m., Weekly on Saturday. Cost: $40/Y members, $60/nonmembers.

Location: YMCA, Burlington. Info: Learn new skills, play games and make new friends! Kids in this “club” will play a fun and different sport each week led by an experienced staff person. Sports will include dodge ball, floor hockey, non-contact rugby, ultimate Frisbee, mat ball, indoor soccer and basketball. Ages 7-12. To register for this class, visit or call the Y at 862-YMCA. For more information, contact Stacia at 8628993 ext. 145.

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436-2969. Learn the Tarot through exploration of your own temperament using the cards as a lens for learning. Appropriate for both beginners and experienced Tarot students. Led by Kevin Quigley, Tarot reader and Feng Shui practitioner.

Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

tarot TAROT AND THE PERSONAL PATH: Sep. 15 - Nov. 3, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $100. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909, Kevin, 802-

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Writing Great Grants!: Cost: $50/5-hour class. Location: Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Administration small conference room, Demeritt Lane, Waterbury. Info: League of Vermont Writers, Deb Fennell, 802-644-6549, dfennell21@myfairpoint.net, www. leaguevtwriters.org. Finding grant sources and writing successful grants is no great mystery, it’s a learnable skill. Whether you are looking for a grant to support your own goal or want to win grants for your favorite nonprofit organization, this workshop will help. You’ll practice handson skills, and discover strategies for lean economic times.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available.

Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/post-natal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog.

The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/ drop-in, $60/month (6 classes).

Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802985-4406, www.shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates.

Yoga with John McCown: Sep. 9 - Oct. 21. Cost: $66/6-week session ($12 drop in). Location: Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne.

Info: John McCown, 802-2330249. 5:30-6:45 p.m. 6-week sessions beginning Sept. 9 (no class Sept. 23). Hatha/Vinyasa blend.

All levels (beginners welcome). $66/6 weeks, $12 drop in. Contact

Cars/Trucks 1993 Ford Explorer Clean title, low mileage, runs perfect, 1 owner its whole life, always maintained. currently insured, registered, inspected, ready to go. $1450. Info: 802-863-4037.

1998 Saturn Wagon Clean, economical, dependable. Needs nothing. New tires, recent brakes.

Newly inspected. Auto. Cruise.

30 mpg. 122K. Blue book, $3300; our price, $2400. Info: 802-8647397.

1998 Toyota Corolla LE 4-door sedan w/ 92K. Auto. transmission, A/C, cruise control, Alpine radio w/ CD, ADS speakers, power W/L, alarm system, remote keyless entry. Newer tires. Snow tires w/ mag wheels incl. Well maintained, very clean, NS owner. Recently replaced shocks & struts at required mileage. Full maintenance records avail. Info: 802-244-1598.

1998 VW Golf GL, $1650/OBO 4-dr. hatchback. 117K, manual, new catalytic converter, starter, exhaust system, battery & 2 allseason tires (used 1 winter). CD, sunroof, awesome! Info: 802-5981053.

2000 Chevy Venture $2800 106K. Recent repairs incl. wheel bearings, intake gasket, rotors, pads. 1K limited warranty. Located in Fairfield/St. Albans area.

Info: 802-782-6574.

2005 Toyota Forerunner Very nice. Well maintained, factory CD, new oversized snow tires, clean interior, only minor cosmetic dings, which are reflected in the price. Info: 802-496-9027.

2007 GMC Envoy Excellent condition, 1 owner, well cared for, looks new, recently serviced & detailed. Fully loaded, runs beautifully. Info: 845-598-2885.

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2010 Hyundai Insight NEW! Hybrid, automatic. 230 mi. $19,995. Info: 802-363-2297.

1-3-BR Affordable Apts. 1-BR apts., $817/mo. 2-BR, $966/mo.

3-BR, $1179/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To qualify: 1 person makes less than $31,740/ yr., 2 people <$36,300 combined, 3 people <$40,800 combined, 4 people <$45,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

2-BR, HEAT INCL., Winooski W/ off-street parking, storage, & yard. Incl. heat, water, trash, Internet. Tenant pays electricity, HW. Lease & sec. dep. NS/pets.

Avail. Oct 1. $1100/mo. Info: 802-655-1292.

3 BR, $1150, Sept. 1 2nd floor, gas heat, parking. Close to UVM, hospital, downtown, great restaurants. Fresh paint & carpet. $1150/mo. +. 802-238-0064 or lora@c21jack.com.

Avail. Oct. 1, Burlington Lg. 3-BR house. 2 BAs. Quiet, residential area w/ yard. 2 fireplaces, gas heat, W/D. Garage. HDWD. Info: 802-658-3053.

Cambridge 4-BR, 1.5-BA farmhouse, private w/ magnificent views, 4.5 acres, 2-car garage. $1500/mo. + utils. Pets allowed.

802-644-2941 evenings. Info:

Avail. now Burlington 485 Colchester Ave. (3) 2-BR apts.

Freshly painted, spacious. Heat, HW, parking incl. On the bus line, convenient to UVM/hospital.

Dep., 1-yr. lease. NS/pets. $1000$1150/mo. Info: 802-985-4196.

Charlotte 1-BR apt. Country living, Greenbush Rd. Utils. extra.

Landlord pays garbage/plowing. $650/mo. Dep., refs. Avail. now.

Call evenings. Info: 802-425-2886.

BURLINGTON 1 BR $725 Avail.

Sept. 15. Lg., quiet, clean. Great neighbors. Private parking. Professionally managed. Snow & trash removal. 10’ ceilings. Full BA. Call today! Info: 802-658-3053.

Beautiful 1-BR Apt. Private, 1st floor, HDWD, tiled BA, lots of light & high ceilings. Gardens, utils., W/D, garage. NS/pets (firm). Call 999-5670.

Beautiful 2BR, walk to UVM Totally renovated. New kitchen, cherry cabinets, stainless appliances. BA w/ hickory cabinets & ceramic. HDWD throughout, W/D. Great yard, deck, off-street parking for 2 cars, $1475/mo. +, Sept.

1. Pictures, www.aptburlington. com. Info: 802-864-6458.

Burlington Downtown on park w/ lake views. Lg. 1-BR apt., second floor. Bright, airy, sunny. Offstreet parking. NS/pets. Avail. after Sept. 28. Low utils. $925/ mo. Info: 802-476-4071.

Burlington 2-BR, close to downtown/UVM. Quiet neighborhood. 1 parking space. $1050/mo. incl. utils. Info: 802-863-7110.

Burlington Close to Oakledge Park & Shelburne Rd. Lg. traditional 2-BR apt. Some HDWD, LR, great closets/storage. Off-street parking. Yearly lease. NS/pets. $1095/mo. Info: 802-476-4071.

Burlington Avail. 9/1. 31 Hyde St. 3-BR condo, 1.5- BA, W/D. $1260/mo. No dogs. Info: 802862-7467.

Burlington 4-BR house 2 BAs, in the New North End. Private, lg. yard, next to bike path. Pets welcome. 802-863-3663.

Burlington Downtown Quiet 2nd floor. Bright, spacious, beautiful. Lg. kitchen. Wood floors.

Porches, storage. W/D. Near downtown/FAHC. Gas heat. $1860/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Avail. Sept. 1.

Info: 802-862-4584.

1 & 2 BR - MORRISVILLE, VT Several apts. avail. for $625-$675 incl. heat, HW, snow removal, coin-op W/D on premises. Email annette@bournes.net or call Annette or Pete for specifics. Info: 802-888-2611.

Burlington: Downtown College St: 2-BR, 2.5-BA townhouse w/ 1440 sq.ft. Master BR w/ private BA. Lg. kitchen w/ French doors to dining. W/D. Oct. 1; 1 year. $1475/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rental s @ hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com.

Burlington: New North End Saratoga Ave: 3-BR, 1.5-BA, 1536 sq.ft. home w/ shining HDWD, family room w/ vaulted ceiling & skylights. Both BAs renovated, built-ins, corner lot. Hookups. $1700/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www.

HickokandBoardman.com.

Burlington Colchester Ave. 3 BR. Parking, W/D. No dogs. Avail now. $1170/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

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Burlington, North Ave. Avail. now. 2 BR, parking, hookups, no dogs. $875/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030.

Burlington North Ave. 3-BR, near C.P. Smith School, shopping center & bike path. Lots of parking. $1150/mo. Avail. now. Info: 802-316-2517.

Burlington Waterfront Apt. Incredible location, gorgeous views, on Waterfront Park, walk downtown. HDWD, W/D, fully furnished. Avail. now. $1375/mo. + utils. Info: 802-578-6120.

Charming 2-BR Winooski Apt Clean, well maintained, quiet residential neighborhood. Gas heat.

Extra room for storage & nice porch. NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils.

Deposit/refs. Call 655-0626.

Colchester 2-BR, 1-BA flat, approx. 700 sq.ft., 2nd floor, no carpet, tile, vinyl, laminate floors, $ W/D, close to bike path & lake. $925/mo. + utils., dep. Avail. immed. NS, sm. pet neg. Good credit only. Info: Sundance Property Services, 802-893-2348.

Colchester Village, 1-BR In quiet neighborhood. No pets. $760/ mo. incl. all heat, electric, parking, garbage, plowing. 802-876-7843.

Info: Pierre Apartments.

Downtown Burlington Recently renovated 2-BR, 1-BA apt. w/ carport, walk to colleges & Church St. $1450/mo. incl. heat!

1-year lease preferred. Avail.

Sept. 1. Info: 802-846-9551.

Downtown Burlington Condo Vt House condos, great downtown location, 6th floor, central heat & A/C, many extras, lg. closets, clean & secure building, on-site coin-op W/D. Info: Daniel McCarthy, 802-864-0799, handymandanvt@hotmail.com.

ESSEX JCT. BIG 3-BR HOUSE Office space, lg. eat-in kitchen, garage, unfinished basement, gas heat, W/D, DW, deck, backyard, 2 driveways, NS/cats/dogs, refs., credit check, dep., 1-yr. lease, $1500/mo. + utils. Water, sewer, trash pickup, lawn care incl. Info: Jan Morse, 802-343-4631, janmorse@comcast.net.

Efficiency Apt. Completely renovated. Clean & quiet. NS/pets.

Parking. $695/mo. incl. heat.

Avail. now. 338-2589.

Great Condo For Rent S. Burlington Treetop, great 1st-floor quiet unit; lg. rooms, deck w/ view of woods, carport, swimming pool, tennis courts. Avail. now. Info: 802-658-3837.

Great Studio Apt.! Newly renovated. Off-street parking. Close to IBM & St. Mikes. Avail. Sept. 1.

Info: Nick Parent, 802-999-7864.

LG. Room for Rent Everything incl. W/D. Use of kitchen & own bathroom. Furnished or unfurnished. Great neighborhood, easy access to Burlington bike path & beach. Info: Darcey Belisle, 802-865-2052, sunshinefamlee@ netscape.net.

Lg. 3 BR On Lake Champlain 2 floors, lg. deck, W/D, new appliances, lg. master BR w/ whirlpool tub. $1500/mo. + utils. Call 310-4236.

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Contact Ashley 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com BURLINGTON CONDO LAKEFRONT Maintenance free living on Lake Champlain. 2-BR, 2.5-BA, 1400 sq.ft.

Garage. Great views. Near bike path w/ beach access. Fireplace, deck, tennis, pool. Amazing sunsets year round. $278,999.

802-734-6770.

Net zero energy, beautifully crafted 3 bedroom home. Stunning views, access to conserved land with trails, walking distance to town, to be built this fall by an award winning construction company. HDWD floors, natural slate, geothermal radiant heat powered by integrated solar panels. This home will not have utility bills. $478,000.

Vermont Building Resources, 482-3295.

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Mountain View Park, 2000 3-BR, 1-BA home in nice condition. New tub and shower. Deck. Ready now. $38,000. Info: 802-734-4716, 315-412-4560.

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8/12/09FSBO-JBenjamin081909.indd 3:08:22 PM 1 8/17/09 FSBO-JManahan090209.indd 11:26:12 AM This Malletts Bay home has 2 bedrooms, finished basement, loft, an office with lake views, dock and 2 bedroom, 1 bath in the middle of everything! Bike path, schools, gym, two deep water moorings. Located grocery store, and the University Mall. Updated flooring, paint, and on a private gated road only 15 appliances. $147,900. Call 893-2654. minutes to downtown Burlington. $650,000. Info: 802-238-0660 or jmp617@myfairpoint.net.

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8/14/09 1:16:05 PM Cozy two bedroom, one bath farmFSBO-LLamphere090209.indd style house with lots of charm. Many recent updates including new wood floors, wood-stove and updated bathroom. Deep back yard. A must see! $178,000. For info contact Matt, 802-881-2811.

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8/31/09 FSBO-McMeekin090209.indd 7:44:04 PM 1350 sq.ft. 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch home on 2.2 acres. Tile/hardwood.

Paved road 1/2 mile from Monkton/ Bristol Road. Year-round stream nearby. Freshly painted, well maintained home ready to move in. $158,000. Info: 802-349-6008.

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LUXURY APARTMENTS Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

NEW HAVEN Charming 3-BR country house. Completely renovated, energy-efficient tilt windows, lg.

LR, DR, eat-in kitchen, full BA + shower/W/D room. Carpeted den, garden space. Burlington 25 mi., Middlebury 10 mi. 1st, last, sec., refs. $1250/mo. + utils. Info: 802-453-2197.

NEW NORTH END CONDO 1500 sq.ft. 2 BR, 1.5 BA. Partially furnished, finished basement, back deck. W/D. Residential neighborhood. Trash, recycling, lawn maintenance, snow removal incl.

NS/pets. Year-to-year lease. Avail.

Sept. 1. Info: 802-598-5365.

QUIET TOWNHOUSE 2 lg. BRs, 1 small BR, free W/D, NS, just painted, rent + utils., 9-mo. lease, $1000 deposit, avail. now, show anytime! Info: Stephanie Mack, 802-735-7292, sfrobel@hotmail. com.

RICHMOND VILLAGE 2-BR apt.

Heat incl. Lg. rooms w/ HDWD floors. 2 closets & pantry, porch.

Avail. now. $975/mo. Sec. dep. req. 802-434-3796 days, 802-4343398 evenings.

S. BURL: MINT SHAPE! Butler Farms: Freshly painted, 4-BR, office, 3-BA, master w/ whirlpool, sauna, loft. 2 car, 2780 sq.ft. $2200/mo. Sign Sept. 1: 1/2 off full mo. rent. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www.

HickokandBoardman.com.

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S. BURLINGTON Queen City Park, gorgeous house, gourmet kitchen, full basement, stone/wood floors, skylights, fireplace, 2-car garage, lake view/access, avail. Nov 1.

NS. Info: Mary Provencher, 802425-2910.

S. BURLINGTON Treetop condominium, 2-BR, natural gas, carport, W/D hookups, tennis, pool.

NS/pets. $1100/mo. + utils. Refs. req. Avail. now. Info: 802-9858564.

S. BURLINGTON TOWNHOUSE 2-BR close to FAHC, UVM & shopping mall. W/D, DW, microwave.

Quiet location. $1200/mo. 1 cat or dog allowed. Info: Phyllis, 802343-0331.

SHELBURNE 4 BR W/ HEAT 2 BAs, avail. Sept. 1, incl. heat & HW, W/D, spacious, HDWD, w/ snow/ garbage removal, parking & on bus line. $1800/mo. + deposit.

802-578-1382. Info: Michele Starr, 802-862-7001.

SKI IN-OUT BOLTON CONDO Great spot, top of Bolton Access Rd., 1 lg. BR, lg. closets, freshly carpeted, W/D hookup, $850/mo. + utils. Lease w/ buy option. Info: 802-999-1265, ft1103@aol.com.

SPACIOUS MILTON CONDO 3 BRs, w/ 2 full BAs upstairs & 1/2 BA down. Open floor plan w/ a sliding door to rear deck, + a front porch. Plenty of storage space in full basement & attached garage.

W/D incl. A great, roomy place.

Close to shopping & town park.

Lease required. Info: Tom Morley, 802-363-0240.

TRAILSIDE AT BOLTON VALLEY 3-BR, 2-BA end-unit condo, remodeled, unfurnished, gas heat, fireplace, decks/views off BRs. 20 min. to Burlington/Montpelier. NS/pets. $1400/mo. + utils. & dep. 802-879-0230, 401-8459220, lv. msg. Info: kp101@cox. net.

VERGENNES - LOVELY HOME Walk to downtown, HDWD, W/D hookups, eat-in kitchen, LR, den, 3 BRs, 1.5 BAs, no pets. $1000/mo., utils. not incl. Info: Patricia Kellogg, 802-877-2908.

VERGENNES 2-BR Quiet, offstreet parking, yard, W/D hookups. $795/mo. + $350 deposit., incl. heat & water. Avail. Aug. 15.

No dogs. Call 655-1474. Info: WILLISTON St. George Rd. Avail.

Oct. 1. 3-BR house, 2-BA, W/D, screened porch, deck, fireplace, 2-car garage, Adirondack views.

Pets considered. $1500/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

WINOOSKI Charming, sunny 2-BR apt. Nice neighborhood, gas HW/ heat, off-street parking. NS/pets. $1000/mo. + utils. Dep. 1-yr. lease. Avail. Sept. 1 or Oct. 1.

Info: 802-655-3236.

WINOOSKI LECLAIR ST. Avail.

Sept. 1. 1 BR. $700/mo. Parking.

2nd floor. Quiet neighborhood.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

WINOOSKI RENT HOUSE/TO OWN Rent or rent to own, new carpets in 4 BRs, HDWD/tile flooring, lg. kitchen, parking, full basement, W/D hookups, $1700/mo. + utils., deposit, refs., credit check. Info: 802-734-1050.

WINOOSKI: ADORABLE APT. Weaver St.: 2 BRs, 2 full BAs w/ 700 sq.ft. Knotty pine floors, private W/D, lg. kitchen. Parking for 1. Sept.; 1 year. $1000/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-8469568, www.HickokandBoardman. com.

8/31/09 2-BR, 2.5-BA 1700 sq.ft. condo w/ 7:43:07 PM 3-seasoned porch & attached garage.

Private backyard, brick patio back up to Oakledge Park. Seconds to Lake Champlain, bike path. Upgrades incl. gas fireplace, HDWD floors, carpeting, kitchen appliances, jetted bathtub, lighting, ceiling fans & custom window treatments. Pool & tennis. $349,900. 802-371-8388.

8/31/09 Spacious, historic, 2 bedroom condo.7:09:39 PM Huge master bedroom, hardwood floors throughout, updated kitchen & bathroom. Large basement storage/workshop. Recreational areas & community gardens at your doorstep. Minutes to St. Mike’s, UVM, FAHC & Burlington. $196,500.

Call Sean & Molly, 802-310-4414.

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For Sale SUSTAINABLE COTTAGE LIVING Beautiful. Affordable. kirbycottages.com. New S. Burlington single-family cottages w/ superinsulation, attention to detail, quality finishes on shared landscaped common. Marketed by Infill Realty, 802-338-5552.

Housemates 3 BLOCKS FROM UVM & FAHC Beautiful 4-BR house w/ basic util. incl. 1 room avail. Sept. 1 for $700/mo. 2nd room, Nov. 1, $725.

Professional/grad. students only, NS/pets. Info: 802-999-8993.

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Office/ Commercial AWESOME COUNTRY STORE Turnkey business in prime country location. This property offers tremendous opportunity w/ additional growth potential. Unique property w/ country charm. Willing to train. Info: 802-343-5694.

COMMERICAL SPACE Stowe, 3 units, 2 units are 500 sq.ft. ea. for $1250/mo. incl. utils. The other unit is 800 sq.ft. for $900/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-253-9668102, j.emerson@palmercreativegroup.com.

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Sports Equipment Kayak Storm Current Design 17’, rear rudder, front & rear hatch.

2 avail.: red or yellow. Orig. price $1600 + tax. Sell for $895 ea. Call Frank. Info: 802-860-1544.

Snow Tires Hancock, 4, 18565R14, $75. Call 802-893-0247.

Info: Women’s Rollerblades NEW Spiritblade by Rollerblade. Size 8. Worn once, excellent condition. Light blue & gray. ABT Lite brakes. 80mm sized wheels. Worth over $120, asking $75. Info: 802999-0924.

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Contractor Home Services Handyman repairs, projects, painting, siding, yardwork, rototilling, tree removal, metal detecting, hauling needs, snowblowing. 15% discount for seniors. 25 yrs. experience, prompt & dependable, insured. Info: Badger Construction, 802-655-6869.

Antique Marble Sink top 30” x 20”. Oval sink hole 12” x 14”.

Brass mounting hardware still in good shape on bottom. $150 trade for guitar or amp. Info: 802860-1544.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts Kenmore Elite Washer/Dryer HE3 front loading washer & electric dryer. Excellent condition. 5-6 years old. For sale due to moving from the state. $800.

Info: 802-578-2251, starryvt@ comcast.net.

Snow Tires Hancock, 4,18565R14, $75. Call 802-893-0247.

2 Beautiful Free Cats Need a new home. Free to the right home + litter box & toys. Sweet & easy, cuddly & cute. Meow. 802-3567701.

Bouvier Puppies CKC registered, born July 30. Microchips, vaccinated, dewormed. Good temperament & hips guaranteed. $1200.

Info: 514-945-1258.

Free Rooster To Good Home Almost grown. Neighbors don’t like its crowing. We don’t want to turn it into barbecue. Burlington area, we will deliver! Info: 802922-3435.

Hay Bales for Horses Just baled, $3.50/bale. You pick up.

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Professional flute Jupiter DiMedici. 2 years old, in great condition. Sterling silver, engraving on keys/lip plate. Open hole, offset G, e mechanism, b foot. Asking $1900. Info: 802-370-6947.

Tascam Digital Recorder Record like a pro w/ this 2488! Full of effects & on-board CD burner.

Would consider trade/musical instruments. $450. Info: 802-8601544.

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All ages/skill levels/interests welcome! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results & convenient scheduling 7 days/week. Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail.com, www.andysmountainmusic.com.

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Bass lessons Upright & electric bass instruction w/ Ian Kovac, senior of jazz studies at UVM. Well versed in all styles. Flexible schedule & rates. Will travel. Info: 203-305-1580, ikovac@uvm.edu, www.myspace.com/ikovac.

Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com.

GUITAR LESSONS 1st-step beginners to advanced. 40+ yrs. experienced guitarist. I’m a patient individual who can help you achieve your goals quickly. Info: 802-860-1544.

Bands/ Musicians A cappella singers wanted Root7, local a cappella group, is looking for basses, tenors and altos. Auditions will be held on Thursday, Sept. 10 & 17. Experience desired. Info: Root 7, Ben Russell, 802-355-5253, www.rt-7. com.

Wanted: Female Singer Hot Neon Magic, Vermont’s premiere ‘80s cover band; steady regional gigs and growing. Must have pipes, stage presence, commitment & a great attitude. See what it’s all about at hotneonmagic. com. Info: Hot Neon Magic, 802264-9708.

For Sale BASS & DRUMS Ibanez electric bass & Ludwig drum kit for sale.

For info call 802-773-9025. Info: Pickguard adorned in gold Fender Strat; a classic. Plays charmingly hot, or late fall chill.

Red, white & blue lace sensor pickups, which match the hardware w/ contrast to the cream guitar. Rosewood fretboard. Mini plaque reading 60th anniversary on back. I am thinking of affordability. $400. Info: James, 802497-1451.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels.

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Music Lessons Piano, guitar, bass, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@gmail.com.

Trumpet Lessons Recent graduate & active professional musician adept at relating to beginning & intermediate players. Years of teaching & performing experience. Excellent references, travel to home. Info: 203-650-8214.

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3. Non-party participants: The district commission, on its own motion or by petition, may allow others to participate in the hearing without being accorded party status.

If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date.

« music Voice Lessons Indiana University & Chicago Lyric Opera alumnus.

Info: 802-598-1190.

Auditions/ Casting Male Models 18-25 Needed Local Burlington photographer, for portrait work. All body types. No nudes. No experience necessary.

Info: Tarrah Krajnak.

Stage Director needed For 1-act play, 2 characters. Opening Oct. 9, runs 3 consecutive weekends at the Outer Space cafe in Burlington. Sept. rehearsal very flexible. Info: 802-899-1889.

ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C0893-5 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On August 6, 2009, Daniel Fontaine and Michael Fontaine filed application #4C0893-5 for a project described as partial findings under Criterion 8(A) for a proposed 34 unit residential development located within the current sand extraction pit. The project is located on North Williston Road in the Town of Williston. This project will be evaluated at the hearing by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a)(8)(A) and Act 250 Rule 34(E) - Balancing Flexibility and Finality of Permit Conditions (Stowe Club Highlands).

A public hearing is scheduled for September 17, 2009 at 8:30 a.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. A site visit will be held before the hearing at 7:30 a.m at the site. Directions to the site: North Williston Road north from the Village, turn right at the entrance to the sand pit.

The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project: 1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies are entitled to party status.

2. Adjoining property owners and others: May participate as parties to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the ten criteria.

Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Williston Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office.

The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 13th day of August, 2009.

By:/s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The City of Burlington is submitting its Consolidated Plan Annual Performance and Evaluation Report (CAPER) on the expenditure of Community Development Block Grant and HOME Investment Partnership Act funds for the program year ending June 30, 2009 to the U.S. Department of Housing & Urban Development.

Copies of the Report will be available beginning September 9, 2009, at the Community & Economic Development Office, 149 Church Street, Room 32, City Hall, Burlington, VT 05401 and online at www.cedoburlington.org. The public is encouraged to review the Report and to comment, through September 25, 2009. A Public Hearing on the Report will be held at the City Council meeting of Monday, September 21, 2009, in Contois Auditorium, City Hall.

Comments will be heard at the Public Hearing on the Report and on housing and community development needs. Comments can also be submitted directly to the Community & Economic Development Office at 149 Church Street, Room 32, Burlington, VT 05401 or by e-mail to mbozik@ ci.burlington.vt.us.

For more information, or information on alternative access, contact Margaret Bozik, Community & Economic Development Office, at 865-7171.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0092-08 CnC National City Real Estate Services, LLC, s/b/m to National City Mortgage, Inc., f/k/a National City Mortgage Co., a division of National City Bank of Indiana, Plaintiff v.

Randall A. Gaulin, Tanya N. Gaulin, Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC, Gabriel G. Handy, Individually and as Trustee Of the DDH-GSH Trust And Occupants residing at 1 Peterson Terrace a/k/a 1-3 Peterson Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by National City Mortgage Co., a division of National City Bank of Indiana to Randall A. Gaulin dated January 23, 2006 and recorded in Volume 739, Page 741 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:30 A.M. on September 16, 2009, at 1 Peterson Terrace a/k/a 1-3 Peterson Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC. by Quit Claim Deed of Randy Gaulin and Tanya N. Gaulin dated January 26, 2005 of record at Book 695, Page 707 of the City of South Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

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Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

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Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., as Trustee

By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1312-07 CnC Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., as Trustee for ABFC 2004-OPT5 Trust, ABFC Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2004-OPT3, Plaintiff v.

Sheila Braun, Downs Rachlin & Martin, PLLC, Option One Mortgage Corporation, Marc S. Greenblatt And Occupants residing at 77 Lynrick Acres, Charlotte, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Sheila Braun dated June 18, 2004 and recorded in Volume 150, Page 65 of the Land Records of the Town of Charlotte, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:00 A.M. on September 23, 2009, at 77 Lynrick Acres, Charlotte, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Sheila Braun

by Warranty Deed of Karen H. Symmes dated June 11, 2004 and recorded June 22, 2004 in volume 150 at page 64 in the Town of Charlotte Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Charlotte.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0074-08 CnC National City Mortgage Co., Plaintiff v.

Randall Gaulin, Tanya Gaulin, Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC, Gabriel G. Handy, Individually and as Trustee of the DDH-GSH Trust And Occupants residing at 46 Corrine Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by National City Mortgage to Randall Gaulin dated January 23, 2006 and recorded in Volume 171, Page 171 of the Land Records of the Town of Winooski, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on September 16, 2009, at 46 Corrine Street, Winooski, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Randall A. Gaulin and Tanya N. Gaulin by Quitclaim Deed of Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC dated January 12, 2006 of record at Book 171, Page 169-170 of the City of Winooski Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Winooski.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

National City Mortgage Co.

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By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0143-08 CnC Citimortgage, Inc., Plaintiff v.

John J. LaPlume And Occupants residing at 99 Hildred Drive, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Summit Financial Center, Inc. to John J. LaPlume dated April 30, 2007 and recorded in Volume 996, Page 608 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:00 A.M. on September 16, 2009, at 99 Hildred Drive, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to John J. LaPlume by Warranty Deed of Chas T. Lyford and Jocelyn L. Lyford dated April 30, 2007, recorded in Volume 996 at Page 606 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Citimortgage, Inc. By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis.

Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309.

OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0927-08 CnC PHH Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Todd Griswold And Occupants residing at 97 Hapgood Lane, Richmond, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Century 21® Mortgage (SM) to Todd Griswold dated November 30, 2007 and recorded in Volume 181, Page 54 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on September 23, 2009, at 97 Hapgood Lane, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Todd C. Griswold by deed of Alfred R. Rouleau, III and Darlene A. Rouleau of approximate even date and to be recorded in the Town of Richmond Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

PHH Mortgage Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0967-08 CnC AmTrust Bank f/k/a Ohio Savings Bank, Plaintiff v.

John D. Gallagher And Occupants residing at 420 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Vermont Federal Credit Union to John D. Gallagher dated November 8, 2007 and recorded in Volume 1024, Page 111 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:30 A.M. on September 16, 2009, at 420 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to John D. Gallagher by Quitclaim Deed of Patricia Lacy Gallagher dated August 31, 2007 and of record in Volume 1011, Page 601 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

AmTrust Bank By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1067-08 CnC Washington Mutual Bank, Plaintiff v.

Kevin Baillargeon And Occupants residing at 251 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by First Magnus Financial Corporation to Kevin Baillargeon dated November 29, 2005 and recorded in Volume 324, Page 738 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:45 A.M. on September 16, 2009, at 251 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kevin Baillargeon by Warranty Deed of Michael O. Carnesale and Amy. J. Carnesale dated November 24, 2005 and recorded December 1, 2005 in Volume 324 at Page 736 of the Town of Milton Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Washington Mutual Bank By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S553-08 CnC LaSalle Bank National Association, as Trustee for the Structured Asset Investment Loan Trust 2004-11, Plaintiff v.

David Fields, Tanya Fields And Occupants residing at 539 Vermont Route 15, Underhill, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to David Fields dated October 4, 2004 and recorded in Volume 140, Page 272 of the Land Records of the Town of Underhill, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:00 P.M. on September 23, 2009, at 539 Vermont Route 15, Underhill, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to David Fields and Tanya Fields by Warranty Deed of Herbert E. Echelberger, Patricia Echelberger, and Bradley S. Echelberger dated July 18, 1999 and of record in Volume 98, Page 72 of the Town of Underhill Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Underhill.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

LaSalle Bank National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1045-08 CnC Chase Home Finance, LLC s/b/m to Chase Bank USA, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Dale Garvey, Chase Bank USA, N.A., State of Vermont, Department of Taxes And Occupants residing at 961 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Chase Bank USA, N.A. to Dale Garvey dated June 7, 2007 and recorded in Volume 346, Page 315 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:15 A.M. on September 16, 2009, at 961 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises to Dale Paul Garvey by Deed of David Goodrich Construction, Inc. of approximate even date herewith and to be recorded in the Town of Milton Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Chase Home Finance, LLC

September, 2009 to satisfy the debt of Tanya Martin.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 1646 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 9th of the month of September, 2009 to satisfy the debt of James Widener.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS

THE VERMONT CLIMATE CHANGE OVERSIGHT Committee will meet September 18 at 10:30 a.m. in Room 10 of the State Capitol Building, Montpelier. The Committee coordinates emerging new ideas about climate change with the recommendations from the Governor’s Climate Change Commission Report, and gives those ideas a voice. The public is welcome at this meeting.

On Monday, September 14, 2009, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards:

Respectfully submitted, Scott Johnstone, Chair The contents of storage unit(s) 2421 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 9th of the month of September, 2009 to satisfy the debt of Dana Blow.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 4171 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 9th of the month of September, 2009 to satisfy the debt of Joseph Callahan.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 4254 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 9th of the month of September, 2009 to satisfy the debt of Tim Cote.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Telecommunications Advisory Committee Term Expires 06/30/11 One Opening Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, September 9, 2009. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office.

Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 865-7136 for further information.

The City of Burlington encourages persons for diverse backgrounds to apply to serve on boards, commissions and committees. The City is committed to providing equal opportunity to all persons without regard to po1x4-7road 5/26/05 1:02 PM litical affiliation, race, color, religion, age, sex, sexual preference, national origin, disability or any other non-merit factor.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group.

We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted

by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. The next group meeting will be September 10, 2009, and the following month, October 8, 2009.

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« legals DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group.

We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted

by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. The next group meeting will be September 10, 2009, and the following month, October 8, 2009.

ADDISON COUNTY CHAPTER OF THE COMOPASSIONATE FRIENDS (TCF): A nonprofit self-help bereavement support group for families that have experienced the death of a child will hold its regular meeting a week later this month due to Labor day. The meeting will be Monday, September 14, 2009, at 7 p.m. at the Hospice Volunteer Services Office located at the Marble Works (first building on the left as you enter across from the Addison Independent) in Middlebury. Info: Nancy Merolle at 388-6837, or Claire Groleau at 388-9603.

AMERICAN LUNG ASSOC. FREEDOM FROM SMOKING CLASSES: Sept.

10 - Oct. 29, Thursday, 5:30-7 p.m. $35 for workbook & CD. Limited Financial Assistance is avail. Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington (above Climb High). Registration required at 865-2452.

NAMI CONNECTION PEER RECOVERY: Support groups meeting weekly: Burlington, Thursdays 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. Randolph, Wednesdays 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N.Main Street.

Call Janeen, 1-802-371-7677. Bennington, Tuesdays 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness), connectionvt@ myfairpoint.net, 1-800-639-6480

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee.

This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-479-9450, or ljlivendale@yahoo.com.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-3432027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge).

Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793.

Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12-step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues.

Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150.

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BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 5065, forming for friendship and fun.

Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol.com.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only.

Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-9858600.

MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m.

Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support. This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence.

Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information.

LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802734-0695.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month.

GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided.

The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.

MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers.

Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support.

Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message.

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh.

For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 6559136 or email kgcromey@aol.com.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance).

Meetings are FREE and anonymous.

For more info please call 802-8632655.

RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step.

Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

“WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence.

Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing.

Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children.

Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-8934878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-2295724 or 1-800-children.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives.

Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food?

Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators.

Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations.

Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-7:30 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

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KidS: 8+ CATS: No dOgS: No SpeCiAL COnSiderATiOnS: None SUMMAry: Katty is a confident and affectionate girl who could be categorized as the perfect compan-

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions.

Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345.

MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier.

Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.

EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

Humane

Society of Chittenden County

ion cat. She enjoyed some time in an office while here and was said to be very intuitive to those around her, always reassuring her person that she was there for them. Not overly needy, Katty usually enjoys either being on a lap or close by with a paw reaching out to touch you. She would make an excellent companion for someone looking for a forever friend.

visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday from 1 to 6 p.m., or Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. 862-0135.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START PRESCHOOL TEACHER POSITION (Winooski): Provide developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. 40 hours/week, 42 weeks/year. Starting wage $15.33–16.64/hour. Position includes health plan and excellent benefits, and requires bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, VT educator’s license, classroom experience, and experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special needs.

Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please send resume and cover letter with three work references by email to: pirish@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please.

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Pearl Street, Essex Junction Head Teller

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Access to Justice. Service to Others.

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website, www.nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU. Hours: Monday-Thursday 8:15-5:15, Friday 8:15-6:15, and one Saturday per month at Harvest Lane.

This full-time position will be responsible for the overall operation of the Pearl Street teller line, with 5 teller windows processing over 15,000 transactions per month. The successful candidate will provide leadership to the teller team to ensure all service standards and regulatory requirements are met. In addition to performing all head teller audit and record-keeping activities, specific duties include ordering and shipping of currency, daily balancing of the branch, loading and balancing of the TCD’s, coin machine duties and reconciliation, daily scanning and processing of checks, making decisions regarding fraud, deposits and transactions, mentoring and coaching tellers, and working closely with the Branch Supervisor for the successful delivery of teller service to members. The Head Teller will also operate a teller drawer.

Do you have the ability to remain calm, patient and professional in difficult circumstances, while still providing exemplary customer service? Have you been searching for a position in an organization that serves the rule of law, the foundation of our civil society? Do you share our values?

Vermont’s Judiciary is currently engaged in several major initiatives designed to improve services to the citizenry while also increasing efficiency and reducing costs of judicial services. This pivotal time will be ripe with challenges and learning opportunities; a time for all court staff to build a lasting contribution to Vermont’s distinguished, innovative and nationally recognized court system.

We are currently recruiting for numerous temporary and permanent, full-time and part-time positions to support Vermont’s court system during this time of unprecedented change. The ideal candidate for all of these positions will have the personal qualities of integrity and energy and a strong preference for collaborative problem solving.

Successful applicants will have demonstrated ability to provide leadership in a team environment and solid teller background and experience. Must be a good listener and communicator, have strong customer service, cash handling and problem solving skills. Must show attention to detail and be efficient, accurate and organized and be comfortable in a multitask environment.

Minimum qualifications of education and prior experience will vary by position, and some experience can be substituted for some of the educational requirements. Preferred qualifications for all positions include an educational degree beyond the secondary-school level, a high level of personal comfort with diverse technologies, and proven experience in providing the highest level of customer service.

NEFCU enjoys an employer of choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10%. More than 96% of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2008 Annual Staff Survey) If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter to: HR@nefcu.com.

Positions are currently available in the following locations: Barre, Bennington, Brattleboro, Burlington, Hyde Park, Middlebury, St. Albans, Newport, Woodstock, White River Junction.

EOE/AA

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For more information on Vermont’s court system, its services and current employment opportunities, please see the Vermont Judiciary Home Webpage at www.vermontjudiciary.org.

EOE

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Maintenance Technician 88 King Street Burlington, Vermont 05401 HR@champlainhousingtrust.org

The Champlain Housing Trust, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, seeks a full-time, versatile Maintenance Technician to perform assorted maintenance tasks within a scattered-site portfolio.

Must have experience in carpentry, plumbing, electrical, and grounds maintenance; be self-motivated; able to work independently and as part of a team; be prevention-minded and committed to a membership-based model of community controlled and permanently affordable housing.

Reliable transportation and criminal background check required.

Equal Opportunity Employer–committed to a diverse workplace.

VCIL

Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave, and 403(b).

Cover letter and resume by September 11th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or hr@champlainhousingtrust.org. No phone calls, please.

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8/31/09 11:33:01 AM

Hanson investment Management, a Vermont-based investment manager of individual equity and fixed-income portfolios, seeks an

AssistAnt portfolio MAnAger Hanson Investment Management, located in Burlington, VT, is seeking applications for an Assistant Portfolio Manager. The position provides a supporting role to the portfolio managers to meet all relationship and investment management goals. This investment generalist will work closely with the firm’s administrative team on portfolio accounting and trading. Eventual transition to full portfolio management responsibilities is possible.

Responsibilities include fixed-income market research and portfolio management, equity and fixed-income trading, customer relationship management and related accounting functions.

Experience in the investment field is preferred but not required. A Bachelor’s degree is required with the commitment to sit for the CFA exams.

We are looking for an analytically oriented self-starter who possesses the ability to build effective relationships with clients and co-workers. Must possess strong communication and computer skills.

Interested candidates should contact Anne Doremus: adoremus@hansoninvestment.com or 802-658-2668.

8/31/09 2:02:38 PM

a statewide disability rights organization has a part-time opening out of our northernVermont office.

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Peer Advocacy and Outreach Manger

Statewide disability rights and services organization seeks a motivated, detail-oriented, organized individual to provide program management in planning and development of programs, supervision of staff along with reporting to local, state and federal agencies.

The right person must have knowledge of the disability rights movement and personal experience with a disability. Position to be located in the Montpelier office of VCIL, and includes statewide travel.

VCIL offers competitive wages and benefits. To apply, please send resume and cover letter to:

Attn: Sue Booth 11 East State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602 Resumes accepted until the position is filled. VCIL is an EOE/affirmative action employer.

We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of people with disabilities.

8/31/09 1:42:41 PM

Goodwill Industries of Northern New England is seeking the following positions for our new retail store in South Burlington, Vermont

• Store Manager • Assistant Store Manager • Two full-time Shift Supervisors • Twenty-four part-time Sales Associates • Four full-time Sales Associates • Four on-call Sales Associates The ideal candidate will have retail/sales experience, supervisory experience, store management experience applicable to the position they are applying for. They must possess a friendly demeanor with excellent customer service skills. A high school diploma or GED is required.

To be considered for this position, please complete a Goodwill Employment Application or download it as a PDF, or you may pick one up at any one of our retail stores.

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South Burlington School District

8/31/09 10:22:48 AM

Goodwill Industries of Northern New England is an equal opportunity/ affirmative action employer.

Are You Looking for Great Benefits?

How About Great Hours?

Need Weekends and Holidays With Your Family?

Interested in a Great Working Environment?

We May Have Just The Job You Have Been Looking For!

Women’s small Business program Coordinator

Bus Drivers — DisTricT 2 positions, 25-30 hours/week, 5 days/week, school Year Qualified candidates will have a CDL Class “B” with passenger and VT school bus endorsement, a clear driving record and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment. van Driver — DisTricT 1 position, 25 hours/week, 5 days/week, school year

Major responsibilities include organizing and directing program delivery, outreach, recruitment, recordkeeping, supervision of class teachers, interagency collaboration and assessment of all program offerings.

Preferred: degree and /or significant experience in Small Business Management and network success in Chittenden County.

Qualified candidate will have a 3-year clear driving record; experience working with students and the ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

This position will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to: Diane Kinnon, Human resource Department, south Burlington school District, 550 Dorset street, south Burlington, vT 05403 or apply at www.sbschools.net.

EOE

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Mercy Connections Inc. (www.mercyconnections.org) is seeking an entrepreneurial self-starter with a holistic definition of student success and passion for the organization’s mission to coordinate all aspects of the Women’s Small Business Program.

8/31/09 3:52:56 PM

Required: excellent communication, organizational and time-management skills, computer skills including distance learning, Microsoft Office knowledge, database management, ability to work independently and with a team, a track record of effective team leadership, creative marketing skills and grant-management ability.

20 hours/week position Please forward resume and cover letter to: donna maloska mercy Connections inc.

346 shelburne road, Burlington, Vt 05401 Email: dmaloska@mercyconnections.org Fax: 802-846-7237 Applications will be accepted until Friday, September 11, 2009.

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CARING PEOPLE NEEDED

Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors We are looking for friendly, cheerful andin their homes, is seekingpeople friendly,to cheerful, dependable assistand thedependable elderly in people. their CAREGivers assist seniors withcompanionship, companionship, lightmeal househomes. Non-medical keeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, andand more. preparation, light housekeeping, errands Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, other homemaker activities.

No heavy lifting.

We weekend and overnight shifts currently available.

No heavy have flexible, part-time, day, evening, weekend and overnight shifts available in Chittenden, lifting.

Addison, Lamoille and Franklin Counties.

Please call 802-860-8205 CALL: (802) 860-8205

Allen Brook School, 2009-10 School Year

School Health Services Professional

ImmedIate openIng for dynamIc, hIghenergy IndIvIdual to take charge of outsIde marketIng events (trade shows, faIrs, mall kIosks, specIal events, etc.) for local offIce of natIonal sales, InstallatIon and servIce company. prevIous experIence preferred. must have relIable transportatIon. work week consIsts of wed - sun. health benefIts and 401(k) avaIlable.

Please email resume to oec166@hotmail.com.

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ComputerSavvy Wellness Program Developer

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The New School of Montpelier

Engaging minds that change the world

Academic Services Professional Academic Support Programs #032789

We are recruiting two Student Supervisors to join our diverse staff of 40.

Please send cover & resume by 9/14 to vtwellness@gmail.com

Responsibilities: Help students develop positive relationships, trust, and the academic, social and communication skills necessary to be successful in life; monitor students’ emotional states and implement behavioral strategies; accompany students to class, employment, and community activities; and assist students with academic work.

Candidates must have a bachelor’s degree or five years experience after high school and a valid driver’s license with a reliable vehicle.

Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates. Submit a resume by September 15, 2009 to: The New School of Montpelier 11 West Street Montpelier, VT 05602 or email to suel@the-new-school.net.

EOE

Please apply with cover letter, resume, 3 letters of reference, and a copy of license(s). Contact John Terko at 879-5813 with questions.

is a small, independent school serving unique children and youth.

Develop sophisticated, state-of-the-art program to advance wellness/disability & disease management in the workplace throughout Vermont. Join fast-paced, productive, friendly work team. Ideal candidate experienced with wellness programs; skilled at program design, development and marketing; familiar with graphic design and highly computer literate (easily able to pick up sophisticated software to build highly interactive website).

Half-time position.

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Allen Brook School has an immediate, non-faculty opening for a School Health Services Professional.

Qualified applicants should be an RN, hold a professional Vermont nursing license and CPR certification. Community/family-centered nursing experience preferred. 188 days per year, following school calendar.

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Provide direct service and advocacy to TRIO/Student Support Services (SSS) students, develop and deliver academic success programs, mentor SSS students and serve as liaison to one or more of the Schools or Colleges.

Bachelor's degree and one year of experience in higher education working directly with students required, or any equivalent combination of experience and or education from which comparable knowledge, skills, and abilities have been achieved. Experience in development and implementation of successful programs, a plus. Must have a demonstrated commitment to diversity, social justice, and multiculturalism; ability to work well with people; and the ability to communicate effectively both orally and in writing required. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required.

Familiarity with TRIO programs and the unique needs of TRIO students is encouraged. To learn more about TRIO/SSS visit: www.uvm.edu/~sss For further information on this position, req. #032789, or to apply with resume, letter of interest and contact information for references, please visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com. Tel. #802.656.3150.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

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EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR

8/31/09 5:09:42 PM

The Community Health Center of Burlington, is an $11 million Federally Qualified Health Center that provides over 74,000 visits per year to over 13,000 patients. CHCB’s 129 mission-minded employees provide medical dental, and mental health services to a patient base including the uninsured, low-income and homeless populations.

The Executive Director will manage a team of highly qualified, senior-level staff members to accomplish the strategic goals of CHCB. In concert with the Board of Directors, the Executive Director will determine the short- and long-term strategic vision and objectives, including how best to continue providing outstanding primary care, mental health and dental services to the center’s special populations. Setting the course for the immediate future and beyond, the Executive Director will be outwardly focused on the development of core and strategic partnerships and will initiate, develop and further relations with critical constituents including federal and state officials, community service partners (e.g., Howard Mental Health, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Committee on Temporary Shelter, etc.) and current or potential private gift donors — a significant, but untapped — potential and likely initial focus.

Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in a related field, plus 5 to 10 years of health care administration and management experience required; master’s degree preferred. Excellent interpersonal and public speaking skills required. Additional consideration to candidates who have a working knowledge of federal programs supporting care for the underserved, and the specific health and human service needs of vulnerable populations.

Application deadline: September 30, 2009. Send a resume, cover letter and salary requirements to:

HR@CHCB.org or to Community Health Center of Burlington Attn: Human Resources Department 617 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401

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Home Care Scheduling Coordinator

Waitstaff & Counter Help

LNA Full-time or part-time positions.

Day and evening shifts.

Shift differentials: $2 for evenings.

Come work with the best team.

Salary based on experience.

Get a paycheck every week!

Call to make an appointment.

Armistead Caregiver Services, a premier home-care company, is hiring a full-time scheduling coordinator position for our Shelburne, Vt. office. Duties include maintaining daily client and caregiver schedules; extensive phone contact with clients, caregivers and other health care agencies; and after hour’s oncall. If you enjoy working in a fast paced and complex environment and are organized, reliable and accurate, we are looking for you! Home-care experience is a plus.

Kerry Prendergast RN, ADNS Birchwood Terrace Healthcare 43 Starr Farm Rd. Burlington, Vermont 05408 802-863-6384 Sue.Fortin@kindredhealthcare.com EOE

We offer a competitive wage and benefits. Position is available immediately. Email resumes to hireofficeadmin@gmail.com. www.armisteadinc.com

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Thurs., Fri., luxurious ThisSat. p/t holiday sales position includes weekends and evenings.

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8/31/09 3:54:12 PM

Pepsi Bottling Ventures is hiring for the following position: Delivery Specialist Interested candidates should apply at www.pepsibottlingventures.com.

Send resumes to the Flour Shop,

sarahwvt@gmail.com.

8/31/09 10:28:57 AM

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Six travel consultants/agents needed immediately; bonus/commissions.

Part/full-time. Will train.

Call Phyllis 802-343-0331.

115 College St., Burlington, 658-4050 or email resume to marilyns@sover.net

PEPSI Bottling Ventures

All are encouraged to apply as long as you are available during the times listed and are over 18.

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Consultants/Agents

Call 802-658-4050 or apply at 115 College St., Burlington, VT.

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We are looking for someone to work Tuesdays and Wednesdays as waitstaff and counter help. The hours would be 5:30AM-1:30PM and duties would include, but are not limited to, opening the shop, making coffee, serving customers, waiting tables and closing in the afternoon. Experience is a plus but definitely not required. However, a good attitude and willingness to learn are extremely important.

We also need someone to work from noon to 2pm doing kitchen cleanup, trash, prep for the next day, etc. We are also looking for someone to work weekends 7AM-2PM doing prep work. All positions will involve being on your feet for extended periods and occasionally lifting up to 50 pounds.

Has your pet passed?

Honor his/her life with a public memorial.

Contact Ashley 864-5684, ashley@sevendaysvt.com for more info.

Responsible for providing administrative support for the Executive Offices in a professional environment. Duties to include greeting applicants seeking employment as well as visitors, updating weekly internal job listings, placing employment ads, taking minutes at weekly staff meetings, coordinating in-house meetings, facilitating new-hire paperwork, payroll processing, ordering office supplies, opening and sorting the daily mail, answering phones and screening calls, assisting with daily financial reporting, as well as maintaining personnel files.

Must be computer savvy, have good organizational and communication skills, and posses great multitasking abilities. Reports directly to the General Manager and works closely with department heads; must maintain confidentiality at all times.

Send resume to gm1121@columbiasussex.com.

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8/31/09 3:43:30 PM

Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

A fun, exciting and growing children’s apparel business located in central Vermont is in need of filling the following position:

RETAIL SUPPORT MANAGER We are looking for a motivated self-starter with previous fashion retail experience to join our dynamic team. This position will be responsible for coordinating the product merchandising and systems support for the company’s retail operations, consisting of its shop-in-shop stores, the corporate retail store and its e-commerce platform. In this position you will work closely with our sales and design teams, local retail management and our distribution departments. Responsibilities include proposing seasonal merchandise buys for the stores, setting up reorder points, initiating weekly replenishment orders, and reporting on sales performance and trends. This position also will be responsible for direct communication with our customers, and coordinating all aspects of purchase order entry and inventory transfers for these operations.

The ideal candidate will possess 3-5+ years’ retail merchandising experience and/or a degree in fashion merchandising. Strong inventory management experience, good problem solving and analytical skills are essential. The successful candidate will have the ability to balance multiple priorities and be very well organized and detail orientated. Computer knowledge in Microsoft Applications and experience in working with Date Base Systems are required.

This position is considered full time and offers a comprehensive benefits package and a competitive wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our dynamic team, EMAIL RESUME AND LETTER OF INTEREST to:

Zutano, Inc., email kris@zutano.com

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8/31/09 5:30:13 PM

LPN — Part Time Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking a part-time LPN to work in our beautiful Assisted Living Residence located in Burlington. He/she will provide care and services within the scope of his/her license to residents under the direction of the Registered Nurse.

Must possess an LPN license in the State of Vermont and excellent communication skills. Part time, every other weekend required. Our Assisted Living Residence offers: • • • • • •

A competitive salary A safe, friendly, modern work environment Convenient downtown location, overlooking Lake Champlain Free, on-site parking Dedicated, team-oriented coworkers A wonderful group of residents

Submit resume or application to:

CSC, Human Resources, 412 Farrell Street Suite 100, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Fax to 802-863-6661 or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org. EOE.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] outgoing and friendly deli Staff Wanted 25-30 hours/week, must be flexible. $9/hr. to start.

Stop in at 370 Shelburne Road and fill out an application or call Corey at 802-652-9828 to arrange an interview.

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Hospitality Sales Manager

We are looking for part-time employees in our busy Shelburne store. Flexible schedule, weekends a must. Stop by our store on Route 7 for an application or call 802-985-2000 for more information.

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8/31/09 3:48:16 PM

reSTauranT/ kiTchen

Dynamic and self-motivated individual sought to pro-actively sell and manage group room nights with a proven hotel leader.

Seeking someone with solid and proven hotel sales experience; previous hospitality sales background required.

Qualified candidates will be: • highly organized and enthusiastic performers with a proven track record in group sales • committed to providing exceptional guest service • able to convey oral and written information and ideas clearly Apply in confidence to salesmanager802@gmail.com

Retail Help Wanted

Primary Care Clerical Assistant — computer and telephone skills required

ServerS/ pT line cook

For more information about this position, visit our website at www.mapleleaf.org.

Harper’s Restaurant at the Holiday Inn is seeking morning and evening servers as well as a parttime line cook. We are looking for the right candidates to join our team. You must have a friendly & outgoing attitude, be a team player, and be punctual. Experience in the industry is preferred but not required.

Mail, fax or email resumes and salary requirements to: Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc. 10 Maple Leaf Road Underhill, VT 05489 Phone: 802-899-2911 Fax: 802-899-3617 Email: info@mapleleaf.org EOE

PLEASE EMAIL YOUR RÉSUMÉ TO: Chef Timothy Gale tim@innvermont.com or Jonathan Holmes, Restaurant Manager jonathan@innvermont.com 1068 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

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Maple Leaf Farm “From Addiction to Recovery” An inpatient substance abuse facility has the following position available.

8/31/09 10:57:52 AM

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“I love getting this ‘heads up’ email.

It really does help me take advantage of what Vermont has to offer.”

Burlington Area Shared Living Opportunities Live Rent FRee by providing minimal daily living

support to a dynamic and very independent 30 y/o woman with developmental disabilities. Female roommate sought to share this spacious 2-bedroom new apartment just south of downtown off Shelburne Road with parking and on the bus line. Split utilities and some shared social time required. Call Tina Hatin at 488-6572

SingLe maLe oR matuRe coupLe sought to provide living supports to young man with developmental disabilities. Candidates must have clinical experience supporting individuals with variety of behavior challenges.

Ability to set and maintain clear boundaries required. Ideal setting is rural within Chittenden County with no children or pets in the home. Significant tax-free stipend and generous respite budget make this an exciting professional opportunity. For more information please contact Rich Carpenter at (802)488-6508 or richc@howardcenter.org.

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Downtown BuRLington home sought for a creative young woman who loves to read, anime, and gaming.

She enjoys her job and various outdoor activities such as sailing, kayaking, and biking. Ideal candidate is a single female, possibly a grad student, who maintains a quite home. Generous stipend and team support provided for the right person. Please contact Marisa Hamilton or Mark Prior at 488-6500.

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HISTOLOGY POSITION Part-time Technician

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Based in Waterbury

PhotoGarden has a full-time position available for an applicant with an excellent knowledge of photography who enjoys extensive customer interaction. Our ideal candidate enjoys sharing their photographic knowledge. Experience in photo editing, manipulation and graphic design a plus.

Senior position provides leadership to regional centers with a focus on efficiency of operations and consistent quality of educational services.

Experience in adult education a plus. Travel throughout Vermont required.

Position offers excellent benefits, including medical, dental, retirement, long-term disability, life insurance and generous, flexible paid-time-off.

Vermont Adult Learning is a non-profit provider of adult education and literacy services. Visit www.vtadultlearning.org for more information.

Resume Deadline: September 21, 2009

Email resume to photo3@sover.net, or mail to PhotoGarden, 10 Dorset Street, S. Burlington,VT 05403.

(No phone calls, please.)

Equal Opportunity Employer

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Seeking Licensed Veterinary technician to fill FT and8/31/09 PT positions with our progressive team. We are a growing three-doctor mixed animal practice with a large support staff eager to use all your technical skills.

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Provides to to students working Providescase casemanagement, management,support, supportand andtraining training students on a job site. for 32 hours working on aScheduled job site. Scheduled forper 32 work hoursweek. per work week.

Position offers excellent benefits, including medical, dental, retirement, Position offers excellent benefits, and including medical, dental, long-term disability, life insurance generous, flexible paid-time-off. retirement, long-term disability, life insurance and generous, Vermont Adult Learning is a non-profit provider of adult education and flexible paid time off. literacy services. Visit www.vtadultlearning.org for more information.

Nurses Private Duty

Charming, 17-year-old girl in need of fun-loving, dependable caregivers. Private home is 25 minutes Seeking professional, north of Burlington.

Total assistdependable with ADLs, g-tube feeds & respiratory management. loving nurses to provide in-home

nursing to young patient needing Saturday & Sunday Evenings total care. Private home 4:30–9:30 p.m. is located 25 minutes north of Burlington.

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LPNs — $28.00/hour $26.00 - $28.00/hour LNAs — $16.00 - $19.00/hour (LNA pay commensurate with experience) Please send resume to: caregiverjob@surfglobal.net Call 802-893-6368 or email resume to or nursingad38@aol.com. call 802-893-6368

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Pathology/Histology lab in South Burlington, VT, seeks a part-time technician. Will train.

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Applicants must be self-motivated, yet have teamwork dedication, be detail oriented and possess excellent communication skills.

Experience preferred but new grads will be considered.

Send resume to eagle’s nest Veterinary hospital, 34 skyway Plaza, ste 2, Plattsburgh, n.y. 12901 attn: tricia Myatt, LVt Office supervisor, or email to envh@localnet.com.

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Ben and Bill’s Restaurant Clerks Applicants must be at least 18 years of age.

We offer flexible hours, Part time benefits, and a 401k plan.

To apply, visit our website at www.pricechopper. com or call 1-888-670-5627. EOE

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Merchandiser Part-time

SOUTH BURLINGTON AREA A division of PepsiCo and America’s favorite salty snack food company, Frito-Lay, Inc. has outstanding opportunities for full and part-time Merchandisers to join our team!

Working closely with sales representatives in a team environment, you will merchandise our complete line to existing accounts in several store locations. Hours may vary depending on assigned route.

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ExPEriENcEd FroNt oF HousE MaNagEr NEEdEd Must have 2+ years experience in a high-volume casual dining restaurant. Excellent salary and benefits to include 401/k, bonus program, health and dental insurance.

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Parent Child Center ServiCeS NCSS is seeking a dynamic leader to oversee our regional Parent Child Center. Programs include Early Childhood Mental Heath, Family Infant and Toddler Program, Healthy Babies, Kids, and Families, as well as our Child Care Support Services. This position requires a strong knowledge of early childhood development and experience within the early childhood system of care. The ideal candidate must have strong managerial skills and the ability to work within a committed and experienced team. Master’s degree preferred.

Immediate Opening Seven Days Full- or part-time.

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Commission-based compensation with paid vacation. Join this busy men’s salon. No clientele necessary – you will build one quickly! Must be professional, team player, energetic, highly motivated!

Please have a current license, one year of experience and talent.

Please email Janilee at janileembishop2@yahoo.com

“Building Bridges in the Community”

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] A Full- & Part- A B Time Teachers B C Childcare Center located in C A Colchester looking for part- time A B staff to join our team. We are look- B to fill 12pm-6pm and 3pm-6pm C C ingshifts.

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Coordinator of Development and Administrative Services, The Intervale Center Manage fundraising systems, maintain and enhance community and event fundraising, coordinate communications in support of fundraising, and provide basic administrative systems support. Experience in fundraising a must. 3/4-time; possible fulltime in 2010.

Intervale Center Burlington, Vermont www.intervale.org reply to: glenn@intervale.org

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Now hiring: Prep Cooks, Assistant Manager, Dishwashers, Cashiers 7 a.m. - 3 p.m., full- & part-time available, with flexible schedules.

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LINE COOK Vermont National Country Club is looking for an experienced and dedicated LiNe Cook

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Looking for a Lead Teacher in our growing infant space. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES

Controller

EnvironmEntal SErvicES SpEcialiSt/FloatEr This position will provide coverage for absences within the Environmental Services Program. Knowledge of routine/ complex cleaning & proper maintenance of soft and hard floors a must. 2 yrs experience in commercial or residential cleaning, min 1 yr exp. in maintenance of hard/soft floors. Must be open-minded and flexible with regards to scheduling and shift changes. Valid Vermont driver’s license required.

Vermont Public Radio is looking for an experienced accounting professional, with a CPA, to lead an active accounting team working to support the mission of the station.

Reporting to the Chief Financial Officer, the Controller will be responsible for the overall management of the accounting and financial reporting functions at Vermont Public Radio.

CHILD, YOUTH AND FAMILY SERVICES childrEn’S criSiS clinician Immediate opening for a Children’s Crisis Clinician with First Call, the 24/7 crisis team providing outreach and phone support to children and families in Chittenden County (full-time, 37.5 hour schedule with shifts on Wed, Fri and Sat).

A master’s degree in a human service field, with at least one year of experience with mental health work, and a valid drivers’ license are required.

The successful candidate will impress us with amazing accounting skills, keen eye for details, successful track record in system and procedure setup, ability to work in a fast-paced dynamic environment, and passion for public radio.

childrEn’S criSiS clinician SubStitutE Immediate opening for Children’s Crisis Clinician Substitutes with First Call, the 24/7 crisis team providing outreach and phone support to children and families in Chittenden County. Bachelor’s degree in human services and one year of mental health work experience required. Valid driver’s license required.

More details and application instructions at www.vpr.net.

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VPR is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

SpEcializEd community Support WorkEr Burlington area couple is looking for 15 hours of support while they continue to build independent living skills. Ideal candidate is a male who is able to set and maintain solid boundaries while offering support and coaching. training SpEcialiSt (2 poSitionS) Laid-back man in his early 30s, needs 30 hours of on-the-job and community inclusion support. This UVM employee enjoys his job, working out at the UVM gym, and other social activities. Ideal match is someone patient and interested in long-term job commitment.

Hours are 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Monday thru Friday, with pick-up and drop-off in Hinesburg.

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Recent HS grad is looking for 25 hours of support in downtown Burlington. This pleasant young woman enjoys music, dancing and staying active. Ideal candidate is peer age with high energy & knowledge of local activities. Weekday schedule is in development for this benefitseligible position. intEnSivE community Support WorkEr Fun 15-year-old boy with great sense of humor and active lifestyle, likes to try new things or participate in old favorites like reading, going to the gym, or hiking. This individual needs structure and someone who is sensitive to communication issues. Great opportunity to learn/practice behavior management strategies and different communication techniques. Candidate would need to be organized, patient, confident and comfortable working on a team. 10 hr week. Afternoons in Richmond/ Burlington area.

MENTAL HEALTH AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE lab tEchnician/caSE managEr The Chittenden Clinic methadone program is seeking a male lab technician/case manager. Primary responsibilities include observing and collecting samples for drug testing, analyzing and reporting data, ordering supplies and other administrative duties as needed (approximately 80%). Case management responsibilities include acting as a referral source and helping individuals navigate public systems including health care, housing, corrections (approx. 20%). Candidate must be a reliable team player.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START

Phoenix Houses of New England is under contract with the VT Department of Corrections to implement and operate a residential treatment program for within the Northwest State Correctional Facility for women in St. Albans, VT. We are currently recruiting for a counselor to lead our treatment for clients with co-occurring disorders. Activities will include program development, assessment, group and individual therapy, participation in treatment teams and associated record maintenance. Dual licensure is desired, and at least an LADC or LCMHS with a commitment to pursue the other license is required.

HEALTH SERVICES COORDINATOR (Burlington): Responsibilities include development and management of: systems for collection, recording, reporting and analysis of child and family health data; systems to ensure timely completion of all Head Start child health requirements including screenings, exams and follow-up services; medical and dental consultant contracts, grants and assignments; staff training; community partnerships and resources; facilitation of regional and/or state-based committee work.

Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in public health, nursing, health education, maternal and child health, health administration, or related field, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. Knowledge of children’s health issues is necessary, as well as ability to build strong connections to medical and dental practices, and promote health and safety practices. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record keeping; proficiency in MS Word, Excel, email and Internet; exceptional organizational and administrative skills, attention to detail, and customer-service skills. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. 40 hours/week, full year.

Annual salary $39,200. Excellent benefits.

Applicants interested in working full- or part-time are invited to complete voluntary Applicant Self-ID form at www.phoenixhouse.org/National/Careers/ Opportunities.html. EOE

A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. Applications should be sent by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please.

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Graphic Design Opportunity

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Interested parties are asked to mail (not email) cover letter, resume and 3-5 color work samples (links to online galleries are acceptable) by 9/12 to:

Peter Delaney RunVermont 1 Main St., Suite 304 Burlington, VT 05401 For a full job description and to learn more about us, visit RunVermont.org.

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Medical RecoRds specialist The VNA has a part-time job available maintaining medical charts! Responsibilities include filing confidential medical information, navigating electronic medical records, pulling files as requested and performing active or discharge record maintenance tasks. Excellent attention to detail and filing skills are needed as well as the ability to move records on and off shelves frequently. Computer skills are necessary; experience with medical terminology and electronic medical records extremely desirable.

This position is Monday through Friday, 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.

Please send resume with cover letter referencing this position to: VNa, attn: HR, 1110 prim Road, colchester, Vt 05446 or apply online at www.vnacares.org.

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Director, Human Resources Vermont League of Cities & Towns A unique, member-owned organization, VLCT has an immediate need for an experienced human resources professional to join our management team.

Reporting to the Executive Director, this key role serves as internal consultant and strategic partner in the furtherance of our mission to serve and strengthen Vermont local governments.

The Director, HR, manages all aspects of human resources while being willing to provide hands-on customer service to staff and our municipal members as needed. Managing a staff of three, the director retains overall responsibility for facilities management and the reception area as well.

Minimum requirements: Bachelor’s degree (or equivalent experience) and at least five years at a professional, managerial level of human resources.

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A fun, exciting and growing children’s apparel business located in central Vermont is in need of filling the following position:

ACCOUNTING & CREDIT/COLLECTIONS ANALYST This is a dual position that works under the Controller and performs a variety of credit and accounting functions. This individual would be responsible for performing the daily functions of credit and collections. This process utilizes the corporate credit policy guidelines that strive to optimize the mix of company sales and bad debt losses. These daily responsibilities include credit terms granting, maintenance and follow up on outstanding invoices, all requiring direct correspondence and contact with customers. This position also supports monthly accounting functions, which include coordinating and posting General Ledger detail from the company’s various profit centers into the corporate accounting platform as well as general accounting maintenance.

Candidate must possess excellent writing and communication skills and be very well organized and detail orientated. Good problem solving and analytical skills are essential. Ideal candidate will have a degree preferably in Accounting or Finance and/or relevant work experience. Computer Knowledge in Microsoft Applications required.

We offer a quality workplace located in convenient, downtown Montpelier and an excellent total compensation package including defined benefit and defined contribution plan choices with up to 12.1% total employer contribution. Please submit cover letter, resume, contact information for three references to jobsearch@vlct.org with HR as subject.

This position is considered full-time and offers a comprehensive benefits package and a competitive wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our dynamic team, EMAIL RESUME AND LETTER OF INTEREST to:

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Two days available in well-established women‘s practice on Burlington waterfront. Beautiful suite with kitchen.

Parking included.

Come join the winning team at RunVermont, home of the KeyBank Vermont City Marathon, as our Graphic Designer.

This part-time, year-round position is the perfect chance to exercise your creative talents and play a key role in a small nonprofit environment. The position is responsible for the production of all event collateral materials; the design, marketing and sales of RunVermont merchandise; and the operation of our online store. The successful candidate will also help with event production duties in a variety of roles.

For a complete list of requirements and to learn more about us, visit www.runvermont.org.

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